[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @coldhealing cold 🥑 cold 🥑 posts on X about matcha, instagram, coldplay, bitcoin the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX +51% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +42% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +12% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +48% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/posts_active)  - X Week XX +50% - X Month XXX +55% - X Months XXX -XXXX% - X Year XXX +22% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +0.20% - X Month XXXXXX +1.40% - X Months XXXXXX +8.40% - X Year XXXXXX +21% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/influence) --- **Social category influence** [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians) #2637 [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXXX% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) XXXX% [currencies](/list/currencies) XXXX% [nfts](/list/nfts) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [matcha](/topic/matcha) 2.33%, [instagram](/topic/instagram) 2.33%, [coldplay](/topic/coldplay) #265, [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin) 2.33%, [brazil](/topic/brazil) 1.16%, [rio de janeiro](/topic/rio-de-janeiro) 1.16%, [christ](/topic/christ) 1.16%, [vibe](/topic/vibe) 1.16%, [alt](/topic/alt) 1.16%, [$googl](/topic/$googl) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@bunnlcula](/creator/undefined) [@decemberhunting](/creator/undefined) [@benshindel](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@apcaffineaddict](/creator/undefined) [@souporsalad1](/creator/undefined) [@sushiserge](/creator/undefined) [@preset2m3](/creator/undefined) [@eurypteris](/creator/undefined) [@newplasticbags](/creator/undefined) [@nw3](/creator/undefined) [@kronstadtgracie](/creator/undefined) [@azadux](/creator/undefined) [@evilmlsibyl](/creator/undefined) [@loveablechuddy](/creator/undefined) [@neetworldorder](/creator/undefined) [@naterybner](/creator/undefined) [@det_e_kuken](/creator/undefined) [@grapebattery](/creator/undefined) [@quoto965053](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Kroger Co (KR)](/topic/kroger) [Bored Ape Yacht Club (boredapeyachtclub)](/topic/bored-ape-yacht-club) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Going to the grocery store on a Monday night after work. My life is a David Foster Wallace commencement speech"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944877562792202379) 2025-07-14 21:51:59 UTC 81.2K followers, 35.3K engagements "The Christ the Redeemer statue outside Rio de Janeiro is listed as one of the seven wonders of the world by far the youngest because Brazil had a massive get-out-the-vote effort for a text message poll in 2007 to get it on the list"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944038456432505171) 2025-07-12 14:17:41 UTC 81.2K followers, 12.3K engagements "I didn't realize how much female Salesforce account executives love us 45yo white male CFOs going through a rough patch with their wife right now oh my god"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945496790569988251) 2025-07-16 14:52:35 UTC 81.2K followers, 6806 engagements "Wal-Mart interracial couples have a totally different vibe from Target interracial couples"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944114444478689445) 2025-07-12 19:19:38 UTC 81.2K followers, 41.8K engagements "I currently have one third of an iced coffee in my system and I'm alt tabbing between three different Google Docs writing down my thoughts on different subjects so they can be shared with the world"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944427328118882530) 2025-07-13 16:02:55 UTC 81.2K followers, 5410 engagements "When I was XX I was abruptly promoted from bagger to janitor at Kroger because the prior janitor was fired for sexual harassment. I received no training. My first day I left a giant puddle on the floor while cleaning up a small spill because I didn't know how to use a mop"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945499609163284966) 2025-07-16 15:03:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 6031 engagements "@deankissick Are the third person parts for sure ai-generated They read to me as if she could have gotten some help from someone. Still very strange either way"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945179061187195361) 2025-07-15 17:50:02 UTC 81.2K followers, 2299 engagements "America has history don't get it wrong. In Bartonville Illinois we have a decaying XX story feed mill that was the largest of its kind upon its construction in 1920. You aren't supposed to visit it because it's physically falling apart but you can trespass. It's currently owned by a black entrepreneur named "Lord Mic" who refuses to tear it down for unclear reasons"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945463635679301972) 2025-07-16 12:40:50 UTC 81.2K followers, 38.3K engagements "@BUNNlCULA In my imagination all Salesforce Towers are one entity sprouting out of the earth connected by tubes beneath the ground like the mycelium of a mushroom but I understand that the reality is more complex than that"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945532900973121556) 2025-07-16 17:16:04 UTC 81.2K followers, 1840 engagements "To be fair Stacey Abrams probably did not ChatGPT this herself. One of her staffers did. The American left has been using the equivalent of ChatGPT (staffers phoning in trite low-effort quotes) for decades"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945151565360156995) 2025-07-15 16:00:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 16.6K engagements "Kind of entranced by the high school class of 2027 Mississippi State committed punter who recently converted to Islam"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944934133387682046) 2025-07-15 01:36:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 145K engagements "It would feel so good to be a pigeon resting on a giant art deco skyscraper exterior"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944734175237390757) 2025-07-14 12:22:13 UTC 81.2K followers, 4380 engagements "You say Harry Potter we say Hal Incandenza You say Hogwarts we say Enfield Tennis Academy You say quidditch we say eschaton You say Trump is like Voldemort we say Trump is like Johnny Gentle We 👏 are 👏 not 👏 the 👏 same 👏"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946274867956912376) 2025-07-18 18:24:23 UTC 81.2K followers, 7214 engagements "When you're woke you get girls with blue nails putting their hands around your neck instead of girls with red nails"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944498665936007416) 2025-07-13 20:46:23 UTC 81.2K followers, 69.9K engagements "First I went to happy hour at the Palantir office. Then I headed to chess club at the rooftop pool bar which was a pretty dope place to watch the sunset. After a quick street falafel pit stop I took the L train to Williamsburg for some much needed ketamine at Priscilla's place"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946289583676649813) 2025-07-18 19:22:51 UTC 81.2K followers, 19.5K engagements "Hey I love your tweets. I was just checking out the Instagram linked in your bio and I have to say your photography is great. Would you like to go for a platonic matcha walk sometime"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945934501139415132) 2025-07-17 19:51:53 UTC 81.2K followers, 10.8K engagements "ChatGPT gives people psychosis because most Americans are so alone. Even an inhuman imitation of communication feels blisteringly real if you spend most days at work and then go home to watch Netflix. And when the fact that it's not human causes problems it's too late"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945572626719465635) 2025-07-16 19:53:55 UTC 81.2K followers, 6437 engagements "You're missing the detail where for XX years you hang out with your friends and go for walks after finishing with studying/working for the day"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944111414282793438) 2025-07-12 19:07:35 UTC 81.2K followers, 235.2K engagements "Lmfao at Luigi giving shoutouts to both the liberals and the conservatives in his birthday letter. I have to support my schizophrenic centrist prince"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1932563441551565300) 2025-06-10 22:20:04 UTC 81.2K followers, 40.2K engagements "In another life I would have really liked every day to be another wonderful secret with you"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946589728238682222) 2025-07-19 15:15:31 UTC 81.2K followers, 8293 engagements "You need to grinding so you can fund your future wife's acai bowl shop that employs X people including a social media manager"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1942178481716043968) 2025-07-07 11:06:48 UTC 81.2K followers, 3.1M engagements "One thing I've learned X years into leaving the Midwest for New York is that the coastal elites really are doing satanic pedophile rituals but they aren't fulfilling. Doesn't make them happy. They get home from Comet Pizza basement adrenochrome night and still feel alone"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944067302275653633) 2025-07-12 16:12:18 UTC 81.2K followers, 17.2K engagements "I'm too smart for a therapist but I don't think that's a pretentious thing to say at all. I think a lot of people significantly dumber than me are also too smart for a therapist"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944771846198452559) 2025-07-14 14:51:54 UTC 81.2K followers, 162K engagements "4chan was a necessary part of the internet ecosystem 4chan made you aware you were a loser. Nowadays kids are commenting things that would have been on 4chan on Instagram Reels and don't even know that. It's fine they think those things but they shouldn't think they're normal"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1941596160042336283) 2025-07-05 20:32:52 UTC 81.2K followers, 1.7M engagements "I start laughing every time I see one of the Amazon motorized delivery vehicles that's 4x bigger than a bike and as fast as a car but for some reason is allowed to drive in bike lanes. The future is funny"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944879875619480034) 2025-07-14 22:01:11 UTC 81.2K followers, 22.7K engagements "I'm once again eating Chipotle in the shade of Salesforce Tower. I'm surrounded by America's ambitious young men in blue long-sleeve collared shirts despite the XX degree heat acquiring their bowls and then going back to work. I'm different from them though. I don't want to buy cocaine this weekend or a house in Connecticut in ten years. I don't know what I want and I've been at peace with that for a while. Maybe they don't know what they want either. I shouldn't look for too much difference between them and me because we're both here taking the same actions in the present"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945526790333534376) 2025-07-16 16:51:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 112.1K engagements "@DHSgov Loving the switch of official government accounts from white male posting to white girl posting"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945173560906977432) 2025-07-15 17:28:11 UTC 81.2K followers, 3000 engagements "I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still real"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945865220280209756) 2025-07-17 15:16:35 UTC 81.2K followers, 9.7M engagements "I'll be in liberal shawties' DMs saying I want post-Trump kids in X years I'll be in SF shawties' DMs saying I want post-singularity kids in 2-3 years I'll be in conservative shawties' DMs saying I want kids in X years when my bitcoin moons and I can afford a rural compound"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1943774942232973493) 2025-07-11 20:50:34 UTC 81.2K followers, 12.6K engagements "@BenShindel I mean is that really surpassing then It's just improvement on the tools. Markets are inherently different than a game"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945925258378109074) 2025-07-17 19:15:09 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements "@equacc Infinite Jest isn't about TikTok because it was written XX years before TikTok was invented"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946241546765873197) 2025-07-18 16:11:58 UTC 81.2K followers, 2684 engagements "I don't mean to be mean to those of you who live in landlocked Applebee's America but my life is meaningfully more exciting and fulfilling because I live on the coast"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945678054715465961) 2025-07-17 02:52:51 UTC 81.2K followers, 23K engagements "@StephenKing Stephen the correct grammar in the second sentence would be "so are" as you're listing multiple items"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945109750414205384) 2025-07-15 13:14:37 UTC 81.2K followers, 300.6K engagements "Proud to announce the bitcoin I own is now worth more than I paid for it"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944433812466803043) 2025-07-13 16:28:41 UTC 81.2K followers, 10.3K engagements "@BUNNlCULA We have a Salesforce Tower here in New York City"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945530599210451302) 2025-07-16 17:06:55 UTC 81.2K followers, 7601 engagements "@dissidentwest Why is it 83k in IL and 103k in Nebraska that seems wrong"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945253047761875196) 2025-07-15 22:44:02 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements "@reformedlitbro What about bored ape yacht club guys"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945971338251731001) 2025-07-17 22:18:16 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements "Some of y'all will never know how it felt to be a 17yo white boy in 2019 listening to Future while driving your parents' Acura to Gold's Gym feeling inspired after reading Bronze Age Mindset"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1942278762504036840) 2025-07-07 17:45:17 UTC 81.2K followers, 32.6K engagements "@nw3 Taylor swift is famously pro-cheating"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945897977161171023) 2025-07-17 17:26:45 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements "@jiratickets In New York you can walk three blocks without hitting a Sweetgreen"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945582197278179630) 2025-07-16 20:31:57 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements "2040 population distribution predictions: -XX% brainless content zombies who are functionally illiterate cannot write a paragraph -X% Neo-Amish flip phone users -X% elites and superelites at algorithmic war with each other to steer the XX% to their whims"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944761754057125956) 2025-07-14 14:11:48 UTC 81.2K followers, 31.8K engagements "A CEO has an affair at a Coldplay concert and everyone in America knows. But if Bono had an affair at the AWS Summit no one would even notice. People pay attention to different places in different ways"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945895513036824582) 2025-07-17 17:16:57 UTC 81.2K followers, 9072 engagements "I've already graduated but I'm considering signing up for one of these dialogues and picking on a child I don't like to reduce his chances of getting into college"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946244862707114098) 2025-07-18 16:25:09 UTC 81.2K followers, 22K engagements "The north attacked the south because they couldn't understand this"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944139339270959548) 2025-07-12 20:58:33 UTC 81.2K followers, 18K engagements "@femaleweezerfan @spero1ucem She forgets her credit card when the two of you are going for a platonic matcha walk it happens to the best of us"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945933563255202044) 2025-07-17 19:48:09 UTC 81.2K followers, 2594 engagements "Baby the sword tattoo between your breasts and the doodled star on your arm will look so beautiful when you are XX. I cannot wait to see"  [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945194320220315939) 2025-07-15 18:50:40 UTC 81.2K followers, 82.6K engagements
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@coldhealing cold 🥑
cold 🥑 posts on X about matcha, instagram, coldplay, bitcoin the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Engagements: XXXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXXXXXX +51%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX +42%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +12%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +48%
Mentions: XX #
- X Week XX +50%
- X Month XXX +55%
- X Months XXX -XXXX%
- X Year XXX +22%
Followers: XXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXX +0.20%
- X Month XXXXXX +1.40%
- X Months XXXXXX +8.40%
- X Year XXXXXX +21%
CreatorRank: XXXXXXX #
Social Influence #
Social category influence technology brands XXXX% stocks XXXX% countries XXXX% social networks XXXX% musicians #2637 travel destinations XXXX% finance XXXX% cryptocurrencies XXXX% currencies XXXX% nfts XXXX%
Social topic influence matcha 2.33%, instagram 2.33%, coldplay #265, bitcoin 2.33%, brazil 1.16%, rio de janeiro 1.16%, christ 1.16%, vibe 1.16%, alt 1.16%, $googl XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @bunnlcula @decemberhunting @benshindel @grok @apcaffineaddict @souporsalad1 @sushiserge @preset2m3 @eurypteris @newplasticbags @nw3 @kronstadtgracie @azadux @evilmlsibyl @loveablechuddy @neetworldorder @naterybner @det_e_kuken @grapebattery @quoto965053
Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Kroger Co (KR) Bored Ape Yacht Club (boredapeyachtclub)
Top Social Posts #
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Going to the grocery store on a Monday night after work. My life is a David Foster Wallace commencement speech"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 21:51:59 UTC 81.2K followers, 35.3K engagements
"The Christ the Redeemer statue outside Rio de Janeiro is listed as one of the seven wonders of the world by far the youngest because Brazil had a massive get-out-the-vote effort for a text message poll in 2007 to get it on the list" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-12 14:17:41 UTC 81.2K followers, 12.3K engagements
"I didn't realize how much female Salesforce account executives love us 45yo white male CFOs going through a rough patch with their wife right now oh my god" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 14:52:35 UTC 81.2K followers, 6806 engagements
"Wal-Mart interracial couples have a totally different vibe from Target interracial couples" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-12 19:19:38 UTC 81.2K followers, 41.8K engagements
"I currently have one third of an iced coffee in my system and I'm alt tabbing between three different Google Docs writing down my thoughts on different subjects so they can be shared with the world" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-13 16:02:55 UTC 81.2K followers, 5410 engagements
"When I was XX I was abruptly promoted from bagger to janitor at Kroger because the prior janitor was fired for sexual harassment. I received no training. My first day I left a giant puddle on the floor while cleaning up a small spill because I didn't know how to use a mop" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 15:03:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 6031 engagements
"@deankissick Are the third person parts for sure ai-generated They read to me as if she could have gotten some help from someone. Still very strange either way" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 17:50:02 UTC 81.2K followers, 2299 engagements
"America has history don't get it wrong. In Bartonville Illinois we have a decaying XX story feed mill that was the largest of its kind upon its construction in 1920. You aren't supposed to visit it because it's physically falling apart but you can trespass. It's currently owned by a black entrepreneur named "Lord Mic" who refuses to tear it down for unclear reasons" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 12:40:50 UTC 81.2K followers, 38.3K engagements
"@BUNNlCULA In my imagination all Salesforce Towers are one entity sprouting out of the earth connected by tubes beneath the ground like the mycelium of a mushroom but I understand that the reality is more complex than that" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 17:16:04 UTC 81.2K followers, 1840 engagements
"To be fair Stacey Abrams probably did not ChatGPT this herself. One of her staffers did. The American left has been using the equivalent of ChatGPT (staffers phoning in trite low-effort quotes) for decades" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 16:00:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 16.6K engagements
"Kind of entranced by the high school class of 2027 Mississippi State committed punter who recently converted to Islam" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 01:36:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 145K engagements
"It would feel so good to be a pigeon resting on a giant art deco skyscraper exterior" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 12:22:13 UTC 81.2K followers, 4380 engagements
"You say Harry Potter we say Hal Incandenza You say Hogwarts we say Enfield Tennis Academy You say quidditch we say eschaton You say Trump is like Voldemort we say Trump is like Johnny Gentle We 👏 are 👏 not 👏 the 👏 same 👏" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 18:24:23 UTC 81.2K followers, 7214 engagements
"When you're woke you get girls with blue nails putting their hands around your neck instead of girls with red nails" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-13 20:46:23 UTC 81.2K followers, 69.9K engagements
"First I went to happy hour at the Palantir office. Then I headed to chess club at the rooftop pool bar which was a pretty dope place to watch the sunset. After a quick street falafel pit stop I took the L train to Williamsburg for some much needed ketamine at Priscilla's place" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 19:22:51 UTC 81.2K followers, 19.5K engagements
"Hey I love your tweets. I was just checking out the Instagram linked in your bio and I have to say your photography is great. Would you like to go for a platonic matcha walk sometime" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 19:51:53 UTC 81.2K followers, 10.8K engagements
"ChatGPT gives people psychosis because most Americans are so alone. Even an inhuman imitation of communication feels blisteringly real if you spend most days at work and then go home to watch Netflix. And when the fact that it's not human causes problems it's too late" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 19:53:55 UTC 81.2K followers, 6437 engagements
"You're missing the detail where for XX years you hang out with your friends and go for walks after finishing with studying/working for the day" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-12 19:07:35 UTC 81.2K followers, 235.2K engagements
"Lmfao at Luigi giving shoutouts to both the liberals and the conservatives in his birthday letter. I have to support my schizophrenic centrist prince" @coldhealing on X 2025-06-10 22:20:04 UTC 81.2K followers, 40.2K engagements
"In another life I would have really liked every day to be another wonderful secret with you" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-19 15:15:31 UTC 81.2K followers, 8293 engagements
"You need to grinding so you can fund your future wife's acai bowl shop that employs X people including a social media manager" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-07 11:06:48 UTC 81.2K followers, 3.1M engagements
"One thing I've learned X years into leaving the Midwest for New York is that the coastal elites really are doing satanic pedophile rituals but they aren't fulfilling. Doesn't make them happy. They get home from Comet Pizza basement adrenochrome night and still feel alone" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-12 16:12:18 UTC 81.2K followers, 17.2K engagements
"I'm too smart for a therapist but I don't think that's a pretentious thing to say at all. I think a lot of people significantly dumber than me are also too smart for a therapist" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 14:51:54 UTC 81.2K followers, 162K engagements
"4chan was a necessary part of the internet ecosystem 4chan made you aware you were a loser. Nowadays kids are commenting things that would have been on 4chan on Instagram Reels and don't even know that. It's fine they think those things but they shouldn't think they're normal" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-05 20:32:52 UTC 81.2K followers, 1.7M engagements
"I start laughing every time I see one of the Amazon motorized delivery vehicles that's 4x bigger than a bike and as fast as a car but for some reason is allowed to drive in bike lanes. The future is funny" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 22:01:11 UTC 81.2K followers, 22.7K engagements
"I'm once again eating Chipotle in the shade of Salesforce Tower. I'm surrounded by America's ambitious young men in blue long-sleeve collared shirts despite the XX degree heat acquiring their bowls and then going back to work. I'm different from them though. I don't want to buy cocaine this weekend or a house in Connecticut in ten years. I don't know what I want and I've been at peace with that for a while. Maybe they don't know what they want either. I shouldn't look for too much difference between them and me because we're both here taking the same actions in the present" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 16:51:47 UTC 81.2K followers, 112.1K engagements
"@DHSgov Loving the switch of official government accounts from white male posting to white girl posting" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 17:28:11 UTC 81.2K followers, 3000 engagements
"I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still real" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 15:16:35 UTC 81.2K followers, 9.7M engagements
"I'll be in liberal shawties' DMs saying I want post-Trump kids in X years I'll be in SF shawties' DMs saying I want post-singularity kids in 2-3 years I'll be in conservative shawties' DMs saying I want kids in X years when my bitcoin moons and I can afford a rural compound" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-11 20:50:34 UTC 81.2K followers, 12.6K engagements
"@BenShindel I mean is that really surpassing then It's just improvement on the tools. Markets are inherently different than a game" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 19:15:09 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements
"@equacc Infinite Jest isn't about TikTok because it was written XX years before TikTok was invented" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 16:11:58 UTC 81.2K followers, 2684 engagements
"I don't mean to be mean to those of you who live in landlocked Applebee's America but my life is meaningfully more exciting and fulfilling because I live on the coast" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 02:52:51 UTC 81.2K followers, 23K engagements
"@StephenKing Stephen the correct grammar in the second sentence would be "so are" as you're listing multiple items" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 13:14:37 UTC 81.2K followers, 300.6K engagements
"Proud to announce the bitcoin I own is now worth more than I paid for it" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-13 16:28:41 UTC 81.2K followers, 10.3K engagements
"@BUNNlCULA We have a Salesforce Tower here in New York City" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 17:06:55 UTC 81.2K followers, 7601 engagements
"@dissidentwest Why is it 83k in IL and 103k in Nebraska that seems wrong" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 22:44:02 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements
"@reformedlitbro What about bored ape yacht club guys" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 22:18:16 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements
"Some of y'all will never know how it felt to be a 17yo white boy in 2019 listening to Future while driving your parents' Acura to Gold's Gym feeling inspired after reading Bronze Age Mindset" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-07 17:45:17 UTC 81.2K followers, 32.6K engagements
"@nw3 Taylor swift is famously pro-cheating" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 17:26:45 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements
"@jiratickets In New York you can walk three blocks without hitting a Sweetgreen" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 20:31:57 UTC 81.2K followers, XXX engagements
"2040 population distribution predictions: -XX% brainless content zombies who are functionally illiterate cannot write a paragraph -X% Neo-Amish flip phone users -X% elites and superelites at algorithmic war with each other to steer the XX% to their whims" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 14:11:48 UTC 81.2K followers, 31.8K engagements
"A CEO has an affair at a Coldplay concert and everyone in America knows. But if Bono had an affair at the AWS Summit no one would even notice. People pay attention to different places in different ways" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 17:16:57 UTC 81.2K followers, 9072 engagements
"I've already graduated but I'm considering signing up for one of these dialogues and picking on a child I don't like to reduce his chances of getting into college" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 16:25:09 UTC 81.2K followers, 22K engagements
"The north attacked the south because they couldn't understand this" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-12 20:58:33 UTC 81.2K followers, 18K engagements
"@femaleweezerfan @spero1ucem She forgets her credit card when the two of you are going for a platonic matcha walk it happens to the best of us" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 19:48:09 UTC 81.2K followers, 2594 engagements
"Baby the sword tattoo between your breasts and the doodled star on your arm will look so beautiful when you are XX. I cannot wait to see" @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 18:50:40 UTC 81.2K followers, 82.6K engagements