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# ![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::14075928.png) @TheOnion The Onion

The Onion posts on X about jeffrey epstein, ct, israel, youtube the most. They currently have XXXXXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/interactions)
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### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/posts_active)
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### Followers: XXXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/followers)
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### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians)  #4076 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[jeffrey epstein](/topic/jeffrey-epstein) #422, [ct](/topic/ct) #1415, [israel](/topic/israel) #1813, [youtube](/topic/youtube) 0.82%, [netanyahu](/topic/netanyahu) #799, [taylor swift](/topic/taylor-swift) 0.82%, [swift](/topic/swift) 0.82%, [sydney](/topic/sydney) 0.41%, [scooter](/topic/scooter) 0.41%, [prize](/topic/prize) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@loneanachronism](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@zodttd](/creator/undefined) [@free5620](/creator/undefined) [@patrickcook28](/creator/undefined) [@wicket_smaht](/creator/undefined) [@dickmatthias_aa](/creator/undefined) [@infoguy411](/creator/undefined) [@larryodean](/creator/undefined) [@david_schenkel](/creator/undefined) [@yunewsservice](/creator/undefined) [@apocalypse_skr](/creator/undefined) [@onion20yrslater](/creator/undefined) [@kef_arm](/creator/undefined) [@thankyoutacegod](/creator/undefined) [@robinhanson](/creator/undefined) [@ellicott42](/creator/undefined) [@kittykinishski](/creator/undefined) [@airwatersnow](/creator/undefined) [@mikek_la](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975955636333502587) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-08T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 96.9K engagements


"What To Know About NSPM-7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976709447239053382) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 177.1K engagements


"Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man Scooter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976305435893244149) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T15:15Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements


"What To Know About Good Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974233065875472664) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-03T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 99.4K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976007236670394761) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-08T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.8K engagements


"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976358272899629475) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T18:45Z 11.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978543936697188492) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-15T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 69.7K engagements


"Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975305128862253469) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-06T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 189.4K engagements


"Legal Ruling Forces God To Add Cancer Warning To Earth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976347044319994278) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 102.5K engagements


"Kristi Noem: Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976369617556603346) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 233.8K engagements


"Political Profile: Russell Vought"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978174066159693859) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 65.8K engagements


"Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic Free-Love Phase Of Career"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975584476844462088) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-07T15:30Z 11.1M followers, 73.8K engagements


"Netanyahu: These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968736898383282621) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974504923938070951) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-04T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 94.7K engagements


"Starbucks Awarded $X Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975229755218694649) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-06T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.3K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1971228464649748906) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-25T15:01Z 11.1M followers, 754.6K engagements


"This Week's Onion Magazine:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968782186397528390) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 8.2M engagements


"Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979276306614231162) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 10.4K engagements


"Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968465496027680768) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T00:02Z 11.1M followers, 1.3M engagements


"Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona Keith Urban"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1973850499985084532) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-02T20:40Z 11.1M followers, 434.9K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976414924948590973) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T22:30Z 11.1M followers, 682.7K engagements


"61 Years Ago Today:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1972300381192388907) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-28T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 836.1K engagements


"Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976649188264780233) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T14:01Z 11.1M followers, 71.5K engagements


"The Drug Enforcement Administration increased the production limit for Takeda Pharmaceuticals ADHD drug Vyvanse and its generic versions by about XX% to address the medicines ongoing shortage in the United States. #WhatDoYouThink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1831809535431868866) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2024-09-05T21:40Z 11.1M followers, 106.6K engagements


"Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976333103917355384) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T17:05Z 11.1M followers, 75.8K engagements


"White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976318021837680706) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 141.9K engagements


"Who Was Jeffery Epstein Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977056753775673708) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-11T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 75K engagements


"Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1938673809239720153) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-06-27T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 520.2K engagements


"Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976380928428532227) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T20:15Z 11.1M followers, 181.4K engagements


"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977403976610939240) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-12T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 96.1K engagements


"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975274977206194409) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-06T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 113.2K engagements


"Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of The Pitt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1973840478442303602) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-02T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 67.5K engagements


"USDA Deactivates Nations Corn During Government Shutdown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976392313564741836) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 73.3K engagements


"Bombshell Wall Street Journal Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1967694996846342410) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-15T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.8M engagements


"Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976664235254874404) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 76.5K engagements


"Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978098581442605064) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 70K engagements


"Who Is Ghislaine Maxwell Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978143989720031341) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 60.3K engagements


"Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968706792810008588) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.5M engagements


"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977041595330388309) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-11T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 139.3K engagements


"Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1933582672506261859) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-06-13T17:50Z 11.1M followers, 3.5M engagements


"Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at now to find out. In select theaters October 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1973085743842017358) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-30T18:01Z 11.1M followers, 745.9K engagements


"Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978189138328265133) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 322.8K engagements


"Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978838524896968912) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-16T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 93.2K engagements


"Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975267349541335432) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-06T18:30Z 11.1M followers, 308.7K engagements


"ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976724526957273577) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 78.4K engagements


"Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977456759124971547) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-12T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 110.6K engagements


"Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974897430022721784) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-05T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 295.5K engagements


"RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1965067770057376108) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-08T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 554.8K engagements


"Highlights From Kamala Harris New Memoir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974867237510025411) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-05T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975999742459937093) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-08T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 74.2K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975644897907532226) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-07T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.1K engagements


"The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976437573103874426) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T00:00Z 11.1M followers, 206.5K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976694476891472251) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T17:01Z 11.1M followers, 392.7K engagements

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@TheOnion Avatar @TheOnion The Onion

The Onion posts on X about jeffrey epstein, ct, israel, youtube the most. They currently have XXXXXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

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Social category influence celebrities XXXX% countries XXXX% musicians #4076 technology brands XXXX% social networks XXXX% finance XXXX% stocks XXXX% travel destinations XXXX%

Social topic influence jeffrey epstein #422, ct #1415, israel #1813, youtube 0.82%, netanyahu #799, taylor swift 0.82%, swift 0.82%, sydney 0.41%, scooter 0.41%, prize XXXX%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @loneanachronism @grok @zodttd @free5620 @patrickcook28 @wicket_smaht @dickmatthias_aa @infoguy411 @larryodean @david_schenkel @yunewsservice @apocalypse_skr @onion20yrslater @kef_arm @thankyoutacegod @robinhanson @ellicott42 @kittykinishski @airwatersnow @mikek_la

Top assets mentioned Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)

Top Social Posts #


Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-08T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 96.9K engagements

"What To Know About NSPM-7"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 177.1K engagements

"Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man Scooter"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T15:15Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements

"What To Know About Good Boy"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-03T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 99.4K engagements

"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-08T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.8K engagements

"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T18:45Z 11.1M followers, 1.4M engagements

"Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-15T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 69.7K engagements

"Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-06T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 189.4K engagements

"Legal Ruling Forces God To Add Cancer Warning To Earth"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 102.5K engagements

"Kristi Noem: Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 233.8K engagements

"Political Profile: Russell Vought"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 65.8K engagements

"Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic Free-Love Phase Of Career"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-07T15:30Z 11.1M followers, 73.8K engagements

"Netanyahu: These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements

"Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-04T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 94.7K engagements

"Starbucks Awarded $X Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-06T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.3K engagements

"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-25T15:01Z 11.1M followers, 754.6K engagements

"This Week's Onion Magazine:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 8.2M engagements

"Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 10.4K engagements

"Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T00:02Z 11.1M followers, 1.3M engagements

"Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona Keith Urban"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-02T20:40Z 11.1M followers, 434.9K engagements

"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T22:30Z 11.1M followers, 682.7K engagements

"61 Years Ago Today:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-28T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 836.1K engagements

"Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T14:01Z 11.1M followers, 71.5K engagements

"The Drug Enforcement Administration increased the production limit for Takeda Pharmaceuticals ADHD drug Vyvanse and its generic versions by about XX% to address the medicines ongoing shortage in the United States. #WhatDoYouThink"
X Link @TheOnion 2024-09-05T21:40Z 11.1M followers, 106.6K engagements

"Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T17:05Z 11.1M followers, 75.8K engagements

"White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 141.9K engagements

"Who Was Jeffery Epstein Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-11T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 75K engagements

"Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-06-27T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 520.2K engagements

"Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T20:15Z 11.1M followers, 181.4K engagements

"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-12T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 96.1K engagements

"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-06T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 113.2K engagements

"Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of The Pitt"
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