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[@TheOnion](/creator/twitter/TheOnion)
"Who Is Ghislaine Maxwell Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978143989720031341) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 60.6K engagements


"Bombshell Wall Street Journal Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1967694996846342410) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-15T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.8M engagements


"Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968465496027680768) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T00:02Z 11.1M followers, 1.3M engagements


"Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968706792810008588) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.5M engagements


"Highlights From Kamala Harris New Memoir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974867237510025411) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-05T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975644897907532226) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-07T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.2K engagements


"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976358272899629475) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T18:45Z 11.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976664235254874404) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 76.6K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976694476891472251) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T17:01Z 11.1M followers, 392.9K engagements


"Who Was Jeffery Epstein Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977056753775673708) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-11T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 75.1K engagements


"Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977456759124971547) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-12T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements


"Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978098581442605064) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 70.3K engagements


"Political Profile: Russell Vought"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978174066159693859) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.2K engagements


"Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978189138328265133) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 324.7K engagements


"Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979216020817449361) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 73.7K engagements


"Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of XX Day Fianc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979246137472078154) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 67.8K engagements


"Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1938673809239720153) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-06-27T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 520.3K engagements


"Netanyahu: These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968736898383282621) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977041595330388309) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-11T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 139.7K engagements


"Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979264928662892939) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T19:15Z 11.1M followers, 84K engagements


"Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979276306614231162) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 129.2K engagements


"Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1887589625843139050) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-02-06T19:50Z 11.1M followers, 138.2K engagements


"RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1965067770057376108) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-08T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 554.9K engagements


"This Week's Onion Magazine:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968782186397528390) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 8.2M engagements


"61 Years Ago Today:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1972300381192388907) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-28T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 836.4K engagements


"Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona Keith Urban"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1973850499985084532) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-02T20:40Z 11.1M followers, 435.1K engagements


"Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976380928428532227) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T20:15Z 11.1M followers, 181.5K engagements


"Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976649188264780233) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T14:01Z 11.1M followers, 71.6K engagements


"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977403976610939240) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-12T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 96.3K engagements


"Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978543936697188492) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-15T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 70.3K engagements


"Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978838524896968912) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-16T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 95.7K engagements


"45 Years Ago Today:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979200912238186599) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 125.8K engagements


"Thank You For That Question Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979291395845140879) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.2K engagements


"Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Persons Sweater"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979306498334265550) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 64K engagements


"Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979563199767699549) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-18T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 80.4K engagements


"Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979683982917718293) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-18T23:00Z 11.1M followers, 316.8K engagements


"The Drug Enforcement Administration increased the production limit for Takeda Pharmaceuticals ADHD drug Vyvanse and its generic versions by about XX% to address the medicines ongoing shortage in the United States. #WhatDoYouThink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1831809535431868866) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2024-09-05T21:40Z 11.1M followers, 106.6K engagements


"Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974504923938070951) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-04T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 94.7K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976007236670394761) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-08T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.8K engagements


"White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976318021837680706) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 141.9K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1971228464649748906) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-25T15:01Z 11.1M followers, 754.6K engagements


"Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at now to find out. In select theaters October 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1973085743842017358) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-30T18:01Z 11.1M followers, 745.9K engagements


"What To Know About Good Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974233065875472664) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-03T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 99.4K engagements


"Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man Scooter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976305435893244149) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T15:15Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements


"Kristi Noem: Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976369617556603346) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 233.8K engagements


"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976414924948590973) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T22:30Z 11.1M followers, 682.8K engagements


"The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976437573103874426) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T00:00Z 11.1M followers, 206.5K engagements


"What To Know About NSPM-7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976709447239053382) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 177.1K engagements


"ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976724526957273577) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 78.5K engagements