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[@TheOnion](/creator/twitter/TheOnion)
"Marine Wonders What Will Become Of Angelenos Left Behind As Chopper Rises Into Sky"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1947778735718928687) 2025-07-22 22:00:13 UTC 11.2M followers, 96.6K engagements


"Message Hidden Backward In Black Sabbath Album Wishes Everyone A Good Time Listening To Rock And Roll"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1947757291987735028) 2025-07-22 20:35:00 UTC 11.2M followers, 94.5K engagements


"DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1944789176785801537) 2025-07-14 16:00:46 UTC 11.2M followers, 182.9K engagements


"Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945237621166497880) 2025-07-15 21:42:44 UTC 11.2M followers, 328.3K engagements


"Wow youve got the whole room tarped upyou guys doing some painting later said Ghislaine Maxwell"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1948537453783941597) 2025-07-25 00:15:05 UTC 11.2M followers, 118.3K engagements


"No Way To Prevent This Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1868779904755507663) 2024-12-16 22:07:04 UTC 11.2M followers, 710.8K engagements


"Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945506251879686561) 2025-07-16 15:30:10 UTC 11.2M followers, 319.4K engagements


"Alabama Governor Signs New Heartbeat Bill Lowering States Age Of Consent"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1947733501626728686) 2025-07-22 19:00:28 UTC 11.2M followers, 76.2K engagements


"Must Be A Waymo Bystanders Say Of Moron Stuck Backing Up In Alley For Half Hour"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1947310737635848525) 2025-07-21 15:00:33 UTC 11.2M followers, 66K engagements


"HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1948805569478860929) 2025-07-25 18:00:29 UTC 11.2M followers, 68K engagements


"DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1946646260573691928) 2025-07-19 19:00:10 UTC 11.2M followers, 96.3K engagements


"Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves Middle Class"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945499419266130195) 2025-07-16 15:03:01 UTC 11.2M followers, 126.2K engagements


"Milwaukee Removes Fonzie Statue Amid Reckoning With Greaser Past"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1943686923215659166) 2025-07-11 15:00:49 UTC 11.2M followers, 408.5K engagements


"Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1933582672506261859) 2025-06-13 17:50:08 UTC 11.2M followers, 3.5M engagements


"Trump: Im Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1948134809693237333) 2025-07-23 21:35:07 UTC 11.2M followers, 225.2K engagements


"Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trumps Actions"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1946963369015075181) 2025-07-20 16:00:14 UTC 11.2M followers, 85.7K engagements


"Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1944869443613434360) 2025-07-14 21:19:43 UTC 11.2M followers, 229.9K engagements


"White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945152204785975731) 2025-07-15 16:03:19 UTC 11.2M followers, 342.9K engagements


"Fantastic Fours Pedro Pascal Recalls Working With Trainer To Stretch Limbs XX Feet"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1948835706849108297) 2025-07-25 20:00:14 UTC 11.2M followers, 88.4K engagements


"Trump: Im Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945944141302575404) 2025-07-17 20:30:11 UTC 11.2M followers, 205.1K engagements


"Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trumps Actions"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945936623385948364) 2025-07-17 20:00:19 UTC 11.2M followers, 138.9K engagements


"Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1946600997104538097) 2025-07-19 16:00:18 UTC 11.2M followers, 213.5K engagements


"Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1881373664626573313) 2025-01-20 16:10:10 UTC 11.2M followers, 437.1K engagements


"Ghislaine Maxwell Cant Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1949484985716518969) 2025-07-27 15:00:14 UTC 11.2M followers, 80.2K engagements


"Ghislaine Maxwell Cant Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1948465743609151967) 2025-07-24 19:30:08 UTC 11.2M followers, 319K engagements


"Couple's Divorce Stuns Tight-Knit Community Of Manhattan"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1946283921584337014) 2025-07-18 19:00:21 UTC 11.2M followers, 76.5K engagements


"Trump: We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isnt A Child Rapist"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1948452901061304400) 2025-07-24 18:39:06 UTC 11.2M followers, 133.1K engagements


"The House Will Take A Short Recess Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1948443147870060739) 2025-07-24 18:00:21 UTC 11.2M followers, 86.2K engagements


"Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945136409087533284) 2025-07-15 15:00:33 UTC 11.2M followers, 652.5K engagements


"MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump"  
![@TheOnion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::14075928.png) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) on [X](/post/tweet/1945211839870091749) 2025-07-15 20:00:17 UTC 11.2M followers, 349K engagements