[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @TheOnion The Onion The Onion posts on X about jeffrey epstein, ct, israel, prince andrew the most. They currently have XXXXXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +148% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XX% - X Month XXX +13% - X Months XXX -XX% - X Year XXXXX -XX% ### Followers: XXXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX +0.01% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XXXX% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/influence) --- **Social category influence** [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXX% **Social topic influence** [jeffrey epstein](/topic/jeffrey-epstein) #735, [ct](/topic/ct) #2086, [israel](/topic/israel) #1932, [prince andrew](/topic/prince-andrew) #201, [youtube](/topic/youtube) 0.79%, [zohran mamdani](/topic/zohran-mamdani) #124, [travis kelce](/topic/travis-kelce) #44, [$uber](/topic/$uber) 0.4%, [wall street](/topic/wall-street) 0.4%, [kamala harris](/topic/kamala-harris) XXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@loneanachronism](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@zodttd](/creator/undefined) [@free5620](/creator/undefined) [@patrickcook28](/creator/undefined) [@wicket_smaht](/creator/undefined) [@dickmatthias_aa](/creator/undefined) [@infoguy411](/creator/undefined) [@larryodean](/creator/undefined) [@david_schenkel](/creator/undefined) [@yunewsservice](/creator/undefined) [@onion20yrslater](/creator/undefined) [@thankyoutacegod](/creator/undefined) [@kef_arm](/creator/undefined) [@apocalypse_skr](/creator/undefined) [@chad_the_dad316](/creator/undefined) [@robinhanson](/creator/undefined) [@johngiancaspro](/creator/undefined) [@ellicott42](/creator/undefined) [@kittykinishski](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::14075928/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Bombshell Wall Street Journal Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1967694996846342410) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-15T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.8M engagements "Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968465496027680768) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T00:02Z 11.1M followers, 1.3M engagements "Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968706792810008588) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.5M engagements "Highlights From Kamala Harris New Memoir" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974867237510025411) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-05T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements "Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1975644897907532226) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-07T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.2K engagements "Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976358272899629475) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T18:45Z 11.1M followers, 1.4M engagements "Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976664235254874404) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 76.6K engagements "Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976694476891472251) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T17:01Z 11.1M followers, 392.9K engagements "Who Was Jeffery Epstein Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977056753775673708) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-11T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 75.1K engagements "Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977456759124971547) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-12T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements "Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978098581442605064) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 70.3K engagements "Political Profile: Russell Vought" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978174066159693859) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.2K engagements "Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978189138328265133) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 324.7K engagements "Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979216020817449361) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 73.7K engagements "Who Is Ghislaine Maxwell Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978143989720031341) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-14T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 60.6K engagements "Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of XX Day Fianc" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979246137472078154) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 67.8K engagements "Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1938673809239720153) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-06-27T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 520.3K engagements "Netanyahu: These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968736898383282621) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements "Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977041595330388309) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-11T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 139.7K engagements "Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979264928662892939) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T19:15Z 11.1M followers, 84K engagements "Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979276306614231162) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 129.2K engagements "Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1887589625843139050) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-02-06T19:50Z 11.1M followers, 138.2K engagements "RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1965067770057376108) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-08T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 554.9K engagements "This Week's Onion Magazine:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1968782186397528390) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-18T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 8.2M engagements "61 Years Ago Today:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1972300381192388907) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-28T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 836.4K engagements "Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona Keith Urban" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1973850499985084532) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-02T20:40Z 11.1M followers, 435.1K engagements "Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976380928428532227) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T20:15Z 11.1M followers, 181.5K engagements "Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976649188264780233) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T14:01Z 11.1M followers, 71.6K engagements "Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1977403976610939240) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-12T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 96.3K engagements "Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978543936697188492) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-15T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 70.3K engagements "Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1978838524896968912) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-16T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 95.7K engagements "45 Years Ago Today:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979200912238186599) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 125.8K engagements "Thank You For That Question Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979291395845140879) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.2K engagements "Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Persons Sweater" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979306498334265550) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-17T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 64.1K engagements "Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979563199767699549) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-18T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 80.4K engagements "Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1979683982917718293) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-18T23:00Z 11.1M followers, 317.1K engagements "The Drug Enforcement Administration increased the production limit for Takeda Pharmaceuticals ADHD drug Vyvanse and its generic versions by about XX% to address the medicines ongoing shortage in the United States. #WhatDoYouThink" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1831809535431868866) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2024-09-05T21:40Z 11.1M followers, 106.6K engagements "Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974504923938070951) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-04T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 94.7K engagements "Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976007236670394761) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-08T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.8K engagements "White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976318021837680706) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 141.9K engagements "Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1971228464649748906) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-25T15:01Z 11.1M followers, 754.6K engagements "Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at now to find out. In select theaters October 2" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1973085743842017358) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-09-30T18:01Z 11.1M followers, 745.9K engagements "What To Know About Good Boy" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1974233065875472664) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-03T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 99.4K engagements "Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man Scooter" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976305435893244149) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T15:15Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements "Kristi Noem: Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976369617556603346) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 233.8K engagements "Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976414924948590973) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-09T22:30Z 11.1M followers, 682.8K engagements "The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976437573103874426) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T00:00Z 11.1M followers, 206.5K engagements "What To Know About NSPM-7" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976709447239053382) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 177.1K engagements "ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began" [X Link](https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1976724526957273577) [@TheOnion](/creator/x/TheOnion) 2025-10-10T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 78.5K engagements
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The Onion posts on X about jeffrey epstein, ct, israel, prince andrew the most. They currently have XXXXXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence celebrities XXXX% countries XXXX% technology brands XXXX% finance XXXX% musicians XXXX% social networks XXXX% stocks XXX% travel destinations XXX%
Social topic influence jeffrey epstein #735, ct #2086, israel #1932, prince andrew #201, youtube 0.79%, zohran mamdani #124, travis kelce #44, $uber 0.4%, wall street 0.4%, kamala harris XXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @loneanachronism @grok @zodttd @free5620 @patrickcook28 @wicket_smaht @dickmatthias_aa @infoguy411 @larryodean @david_schenkel @yunewsservice @onion20yrslater @thankyoutacegod @kef_arm @apocalypse_skr @chad_the_dad316 @robinhanson @johngiancaspro @ellicott42 @kittykinishski
Top assets mentioned Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Bombshell Wall Street Journal Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-15T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.8M engagements
"Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T00:02Z 11.1M followers, 1.3M engagements
"Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.5M engagements
"Highlights From Kamala Harris New Memoir"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-05T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-07T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.2K engagements
"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T18:45Z 11.1M followers, 1.4M engagements
"Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 76.6K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T17:01Z 11.1M followers, 392.9K engagements
"Who Was Jeffery Epstein Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-11T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 75.1K engagements
"Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-12T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements
"Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 70.3K engagements
"Political Profile: Russell Vought"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.2K engagements
"Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 324.7K engagements
"Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 73.7K engagements
"Who Is Ghislaine Maxwell Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 60.6K engagements
"Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of XX Day Fianc"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 67.8K engagements
"Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-06-27T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 520.3K engagements
"Netanyahu: These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements
"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-11T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 139.7K engagements
"Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T19:15Z 11.1M followers, 84K engagements
"Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 129.2K engagements
"Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-02-06T19:50Z 11.1M followers, 138.2K engagements
"RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-08T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 554.9K engagements
"This Week's Onion Magazine:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 8.2M engagements
"61 Years Ago Today:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-28T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 836.4K engagements
"Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona Keith Urban"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-02T20:40Z 11.1M followers, 435.1K engagements
"Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T20:15Z 11.1M followers, 181.5K engagements
"Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T14:01Z 11.1M followers, 71.6K engagements
"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-12T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 96.3K engagements
"Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-15T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 70.3K engagements
"Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-16T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 95.7K engagements
"45 Years Ago Today:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 125.8K engagements
"Thank You For That Question Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.2K engagements
"Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Persons Sweater"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-17T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 64.1K engagements
"Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-18T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 80.4K engagements
"Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-18T23:00Z 11.1M followers, 317.1K engagements
"The Drug Enforcement Administration increased the production limit for Takeda Pharmaceuticals ADHD drug Vyvanse and its generic versions by about XX% to address the medicines ongoing shortage in the United States. #WhatDoYouThink"
X Link @TheOnion 2024-09-05T21:40Z 11.1M followers, 106.6K engagements
"Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-04T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 94.7K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-08T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.8K engagements
"White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 141.9K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-25T15:01Z 11.1M followers, 754.6K engagements
"Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at now to find out. In select theaters October 2"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-30T18:01Z 11.1M followers, 745.9K engagements
"What To Know About Good Boy"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-03T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 99.4K engagements
"Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man Scooter"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T15:15Z 11.1M followers, 110.8K engagements
"Kristi Noem: Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 233.8K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T22:30Z 11.1M followers, 682.8K engagements
"The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T00:00Z 11.1M followers, 206.5K engagements
"What To Know About NSPM-7"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 177.1K engagements
"ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 78.5K engagements
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