[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @TheEbonyMaw Maw Maw posts on X about gonna, all the, playing, superman the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 2082 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1034264607114883072/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +52% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX +28% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +24% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1034264607114883072/posts_active)  - X Month XXX +43% - X Months XXX -XX% - X Year XXXXX +32% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1034264607114883072/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +0.43% - X Month XXXXXX +1.80% - X Months XXXXXX +11% - X Year XXXXXX +25% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1034264607114883072/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1034264607114883072/influence) --- **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) [gaming](/list/gaming) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [stocks](/list/stocks) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) **Social topic influence** [gonna](/topic/gonna), [all the](/topic/all-the), [playing](/topic/playing), [superman](/topic/superman) #1318, [pedro pascal](/topic/pedro-pascal), [toys](/topic/toys) #2775, [told](/topic/told) #1141, [women](/topic/women), [girls](/topic/girls), [shane gillis](/topic/shane-gillis) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1034264607114883072/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "My favorite thing about this video is that the woman is carrying a massive boulder & yet its her butt that breaks the glass bridge"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1944190738763219168) 2025-07-13 00:22:48 UTC 39.2K followers, 1.5M engagements "@Majewra Outside of his sisters and his cousin he really hasnt expressed much interest in even being friends with girls at this point"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949148793380749794) 2025-07-26 16:44:20 UTC 39.2K followers, 11.6K engagements "Watched Shane Gillis ESPYS monologue. Was hilarious but so many of the jokes were funnier simply because he said THOSE jokes to a crowd of humorless celebrity athletes"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946025922634588526) 2025-07-18 01:55:10 UTC 39.1K followers, 17.8K engagements "HAHAHAHA Someone gave me money for more ice cream sandwiches so that I could steal my wifes. That is hilarious. Appreciate the generosity & that it was so funny"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946931104545452314) 2025-07-20 13:52:02 UTC 39.2K followers, 341.3K engagements "Boys are playing outside with water squirters. 5yr old son runs in. 5yr old: Mom 3yr old squirted me Mom: Oh. Then go squirt him back. 5yr old:.I shall do that. (5yr old marches back outside squirter held like a musket.) 5yr old: Brother I get to squirt you now. 3yr old (runs): AAAAAAAHHH NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO GET WET 5yr old (runs): THEN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SQUIRTED ME"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946301637041238396) 2025-07-18 20:10:45 UTC 39.2K followers, 12.2K engagements "The dislike for Pedro Pascal has been years in the making. The fact that you are only just now noticing it doesnt mean it suddenly sprung up overnight"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948729097078632721) 2025-07-25 12:56:37 UTC 39.2K followers, 236.7K engagements "Yes I personally dont believe crippling anxiety is a justification for all the clips of him feeling up his female costars especially since a lot of times they seem super uncomfortable with it"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948729485097832836) 2025-07-25 12:58:09 UTC 39.1K followers, 9234 engagements "I deleted Ani off my phone yesterday. Was testing it out again & I mentioned I had a wife & kids and she got angry & possessive"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1945888197940007265) 2025-07-17 16:47:53 UTC 39.2K followers, 60.9K engagements "In the van with the family. Son: Dad Me: Yeah Son: Im hungry. (YES. MY TIME HAS COME.) Me: Hi Hungry Im Dad Son: DAAAAAAAD Thats not funny Thats not what I meant"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1944530204170551741) 2025-07-13 22:51:42 UTC 39.1K followers, 349.5K engagements "@irodeyourmom @Nwstmacc Love this. Thanks for it"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949844046563660131) 2025-07-28 14:47:01 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements "@ibrahimkouidri3 Hmm Sharp cheddar Colby Jack mozzarella provel Parmesan. No particular order. Wife: Parmesan cheddar mozzarella Gorgonzola and feta"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949248741275582838) 2025-07-26 23:21:29 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements "@EuphoricAngel91 One that works perfectly & I dont have to make payments on anymore. Sorry. Im not a car person. Wife: a Honda Odyssey with the built in vacuum 🔥"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949252251714773337) 2025-07-26 23:35:26 UTC 39.2K followers, XX engagements "@MattWalshBlog Personally I think having an opinion whatsoever about any decor is gay. Its why I wear a blindfold around in my house. I have no idea what my couch or dining room table looks like"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946234458903916800) 2025-07-18 15:43:48 UTC 39.1K followers, 20.1K engagements "what is the difference between American Sign Language and Black American Sign Language"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1941669257286217848) 2025-07-06 01:23:20 UTC 39.2K followers, 237.1K engagements "Two massive posts in XX hours my goodness. Glad everyones enjoying the posts. .and/or thanks for the bot activity idk"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946988245444936131) 2025-07-20 17:39:05 UTC 39.2K followers, 10.1K engagements "Told my 5yr old son to clean up all his toys in the basement before he can play video games. XX minutes in he didnt make much progress. Me: Buddy at this point youre gonna run out of time to play video games. Focus. 5yr old: Umm I need help dad. Me: Oh Did you need help making the mess 5yr old:No but I do need help picking it up. Me: Fine. Ill have your brother help. Hes too young to focus but if you give him VERY specific instructions he will do it. 5yr old:. Me: Here let me show you 3yr old 3yr old: Yes Me: (Points) take all of THOSE trains and put them all in THAT white bucket. 3yr old:"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946681157804044749) 2025-07-19 21:18:50 UTC 39.2K followers, 2.1M engagements "He unblocked me afterwards btw guys. We talked. He seems cool. The fact that he likes Pedro Pascal & I dont isnt a big deal to me hahaha. Were cool enough"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948744124850381169) 2025-07-25 13:56:19 UTC 39.1K followers, 10.2K engagements "*Reads the first part* Oh no Emma Watsons fame is finally getting to her. What a shame. Alcohol abuse *Reads second part* EIGHT MILES OVER Woah so dangerous"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1945539702473273782) 2025-07-16 17:43:06 UTC 39.1K followers, 41K engagements "3yr old son and I were playing with toys when he suddenly stands up and starts spinning. Son: Daddy I tornado. Me: Oh no Do we need to get somewhere safe Son: No dad we need soldiers. Me:we do Son: Yeah with swords. Me: Oh I get it (I run over & grab a foam sword & wooden shield). Like this Son: Yeah. (I run over & lightly poke him and he immediately falls to the ground.) Me: Is the tornado okay Son: Daddy tornado sleeping. Me: Oh okay. Son: Okay you tornado now. Me: Got it. (I give him my sword & shield & then start spinning around. He then grabs the sword & shield and starts whacking me."  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1947771656396804348) 2025-07-22 21:32:05 UTC 39.2K followers, 409.2K engagements "Wife & I are out to dinner. No kids. Ask us anything. Subscribers get top priority"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949219142776549669) 2025-07-26 21:23:53 UTC 39.2K followers, 18.5K engagements "@Brokeonaboat @skscartoon I think most of it comes from the brand and how much people love it now. I agree theres no way South Park needs $XX mil per episode. I think that mostly covers the pairs salaries"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948742072485237154) 2025-07-25 13:48:10 UTC 39.2K followers, 1644 engagements "Gonna buy the Mr. Fantastic skin & try to touch all the female avatars. Because of my anxiety"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1945116291414540438) 2025-07-15 13:40:37 UTC 39.2K followers, 613.4K engagements "Superman is a movie about an immigrant who rejects the ideas of his home country & integrates American values instead and how valuable that can be for all"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1947719618333646958) 2025-07-22 18:05:18 UTC 39.2K followers, 184.3K engagements "Update: she has eaten the ice cream sandwich"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1947053150835290315) 2025-07-20 21:57:00 UTC 39.2K followers, 182.7K engagements "I know what you guys are thinking Unbelievable honkers indeed"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948528251229667798) 2025-07-24 23:38:31 UTC 39.1K followers, 1366 engagements "@PromptNoJutsu Probably Heath Ledger. Or Stan Rogers. I would love to see him perform live. Wife: supreme justice Scalia"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949247489573351512) 2025-07-26 23:16:31 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements "Wife & I found a video of a guy interviewing Mormon college students. Today I learned about the terms soaking & durfing"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1943138717507666381) 2025-07-10 02:42:26 UTC 39.2K followers, 291.1K engagements "Im just imagining some random person posting this on their account Grok telling them TheEbonyMaw and feeling bummed out & underwhelmed"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949990247552418235) 2025-07-29 00:27:58 UTC 39.2K followers, XXX engagements "Curious to see what this guys opinion is on Luigi Mangione"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1945976861395222821) 2025-07-17 22:40:12 UTC 39.1K followers, 6872 engagements "Bro this guy is so mad at me. What did I do LOL. Or what leftwing dude did I insult that rustled his jimmies"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948088993482002549) 2025-07-23 18:33:04 UTC 39.1K followers, 9590 engagements "Dude what in the world. The only remotely justifiable reason to do this in my opinion is if this was part of a deal where the American people finally get some answers. Considering Trumps flippant behavior about this Epstein ordeal Im not holding my breath"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948972500420853845) 2025-07-26 05:03:48 UTC 39.2K followers, 8274 engagements "One of the first times in years that the lead casting of a film actually made me think about seeing it. No big name actors chosen solely for name recognition. No gender bending. No race bending. Makes me think these two were actually casted because they did the best"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1945518526342607011) 2025-07-16 16:18:57 UTC 39.1K followers, 79.9K engagements "In theory this app is a good idea to alert women of creeps but lets me real this is primarily going to be used as a gossip app and its not gonna work well for men or women. Hopefully Im wrong. But Im not"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948403330767593887) 2025-07-24 15:22:08 UTC 39.1K followers, 1325 engagements "Decided to try Paneras Endless Sips club. To my dismay the energized lemonades they used to have are gone. An employee even told me the caffeine levels of their lemonades now are low enough to avoid a lawsuit. So Ive compensated by getting 1-4 free drinks there everyday"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949844605844762747) 2025-07-28 14:49:15 UTC 39.2K followers, 3744 engagements "I think this is the first time Ive ever seen a community note being used as basically an advertisement"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1945678487974822368) 2025-07-17 02:54:35 UTC 39.1K followers, 14.1K engagements "@Shadow_ofaDoubt Yeah I agree. I havent seen much of it but I have seen some of the complaining from the right. Im not sure what the jokes were specifically but in all likelihood Im sure people need to lighten up"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948477419406721535) 2025-07-24 20:16:32 UTC 39.1K followers, XXX engagements "@Remirro_de_orco I believe it killed X people and it was because of pre-existing heart conditions & they didnt realize how caffeinated the lemonades were. Allegedly couldve been fixed if they found a way to be more transparent about the caffeine levels"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949849785394946441) 2025-07-28 15:09:49 UTC 39.2K followers, XXX engagements "I tried to screen record Ani (the new Grok companion) to see if I could get her to say funny things. My 3rd recording I reloaded her & she greeted me in a mans voice. & when I asked her about it she changed back to a womans voice & said I was just hearing things"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1945129090341634421) 2025-07-15 14:31:28 UTC 39.1K followers, 415.2K engagements "@Kek_Montag Oh thats a bit disappointing but Im not super surprised. What do you mean by lawsuits Like specific lawsuits or the fact that Trump is reportedly very litigious"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948490881494843477) 2025-07-24 21:10:02 UTC 39.1K followers, XXX engagements "@ironyisabich We went to a local pizza place. I got a maple bourbon chicken pizza. Thought it might be good. Nah shell probably be fine. Probably Wife got prosciutto on her pizza & got an a salad with apple in it"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949227310252466486) 2025-07-26 21:56:20 UTC 39.1K followers, XXX engagements "At the park today. Took my boys to a playground. 5yr old goes down a slide. A little girl about 4-5 years old sees him meekly smiles & waves at him. Son completely blows her off. Walks past her. Me: Hey bud did you see that girl Son: Huh Me: She was saying hi to you. Son: Oh. Yeah. Me: Why dont you go and say hi to her Son:.Eh (walks away) Me: Alright then"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949129865027895491) 2025-07-26 15:29:07 UTC 39.2K followers, 59.2K engagements "That is absolutely hilarious. This is why you dont try to appease these people"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948008042571735119) 2025-07-23 13:11:24 UTC 39.2K followers, 251.3K engagements "I havent seen an episode of South Park in well over a decade. Im sure some of their jokes about Trump in their recent episode were tired & old. But you know what If they made fun of him because of how hes handling this Epstein thing all I can say is deserved tbh"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948474467220684850) 2025-07-24 20:04:48 UTC 39.2K followers, 8079 engagements "Seen a lot of people say that Colberts show has been canceled & its because of ideological things he said (Epstein criticizing Trump etc.) But articles Ive read says his show will run until May 2026 & they wont choose a new host. Seems more like financial reasons to me"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946597372965929100) 2025-07-19 15:45:54 UTC 39.2K followers, 3034 engagements "Thats really cool & all but Wonder Woman 1984 was also written by a woman and nobody seemed to like that"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948047385659154654) 2025-07-23 15:47:44 UTC 39.2K followers, 103.3K engagements "Guys two friends from church discovered what my Twitter handle was so please no more funny business in my mentions. All previous opinions Ive posted that were remotely spicy in any way I declare that I was hacked. Thank you"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1947840221678076251) 2025-07-23 02:04:32 UTC 39.1K followers, 9615 engagements "My wife bought a X pack of M&M ice cream cookies. One for me one for her one for each of our boys. My 5yr old My 3yr old & I ate ours the night she bought them. Its been almost X weeks & my wife hasnt had hers. But I cant have it. So it sits there. Taunting me"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946915231986229470) 2025-07-20 12:48:57 UTC 39.2K followers, 5M engagements "Imagine all the X users who talk about ridiculous tests & standards they have for men like men shouldnt order dessert or something but now theyre putting your name in that post as a warning to all other women. Thats what I wager most the ladies are gonna use this app for"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948402931465625666) 2025-07-24 15:20:33 UTC 39.1K followers, 4178 engagements "@TheManlet_King Isnt that the guy who made the count down until Joker says the N word and then didnt actually say the N word uncensored when it was time"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948529521189421364) 2025-07-24 23:43:34 UTC 39.2K followers, 119.6K engagements "@CannonLegDurga Yeah I decided to get a pizza I never tried before and it was great. Wife: yes Every meal I dont have to cook is nice but eating at a restaurant without kids is nice. We blend in without them. Otherwise we have people stopping to comment about the twins"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949239101519261939) 2025-07-26 22:43:11 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements "Goodness weve lost some of the most famous guys this week"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948412282356003173) 2025-07-24 15:57:42 UTC 39.2K followers, 311.1K engagements "Hows everyones day going Me I discovered too late that a disposable diaper made its way into the washing machine with all my clothes"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1947361858618356124) 2025-07-21 18:23:41 UTC 39.1K followers, 15.5K engagements "Edited to add the t in budget so it doesnt look like the word bulge anymore"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946609557117022539) 2025-07-19 16:34:19 UTC 39.2K followers, 2096 engagements "I have absolutely no obligation nor inclination to go through whatever pseudo purity test insufferable brainlets like you want me to go through to prove Im not a Nazi. Id rather just mine you for laughs & then go back to being unaware of your existence. But no Im not a Nazi"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948242559450399128) 2025-07-24 04:43:17 UTC 39.1K followers, 6291 engagements "@skscartoon Listen I would make Trump tiny peen jokes for $XXX billion too"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948736896005243057) 2025-07-25 13:27:36 UTC 39.2K followers, 76K engagements "Wife & I were catching up on the budget. Wife said okay next entry is Papa Johns for XXXXX. Me:"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1946609384907276663) 2025-07-19 16:33:38 UTC 39.2K followers, 5732 engagements "Some other recent deaths mentioned in the comments: Malcolm Jamal Warner (Actor on The Cosby Show) Chuck Mangione (jazz musician) Julian LeFay (game designer who worked on Elder Scrolls)"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1948452293504094341) 2025-07-24 18:36:41 UTC 39.2K followers, 13K engagements "@rickhfox If I were to take a guess I would say James Gunn didnt intend for that interpretation at all. Thats too bad for him. Lol"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1947752264057176535) 2025-07-22 20:15:01 UTC 39.1K followers, 8781 engagements "Finally made a post so big that Facebook meme groups are snagging it. Is this a sign of that Ive made it"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949157386129654231) 2025-07-26 17:18:29 UTC 39.2K followers, 4877 engagements "@LiteratiWolf @Remirro_de_orco No kidding I didnt go to Panera at the time so I just took their word that they werent transparent enough"  [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) on [X](/post/tweet/1949878328795472085) 2025-07-28 17:03:15 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements
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Maw posts on X about gonna, all the, playing, superman the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 2082 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence finance gaming celebrities social networks technology brands stocks automotive brands
Social topic influence gonna, all the, playing, superman #1318, pedro pascal, toys #2775, told #1141, women, girls, shane gillis
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"My favorite thing about this video is that the woman is carrying a massive boulder & yet its her butt that breaks the glass bridge" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-13 00:22:48 UTC 39.2K followers, 1.5M engagements
"@Majewra Outside of his sisters and his cousin he really hasnt expressed much interest in even being friends with girls at this point" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 16:44:20 UTC 39.2K followers, 11.6K engagements
"Watched Shane Gillis ESPYS monologue. Was hilarious but so many of the jokes were funnier simply because he said THOSE jokes to a crowd of humorless celebrity athletes" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-18 01:55:10 UTC 39.1K followers, 17.8K engagements
"HAHAHAHA Someone gave me money for more ice cream sandwiches so that I could steal my wifes. That is hilarious. Appreciate the generosity & that it was so funny" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-20 13:52:02 UTC 39.2K followers, 341.3K engagements
"Boys are playing outside with water squirters. 5yr old son runs in. 5yr old: Mom 3yr old squirted me Mom: Oh. Then go squirt him back. 5yr old:.I shall do that. (5yr old marches back outside squirter held like a musket.) 5yr old: Brother I get to squirt you now. 3yr old (runs): AAAAAAAHHH NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO GET WET 5yr old (runs): THEN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SQUIRTED ME" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-18 20:10:45 UTC 39.2K followers, 12.2K engagements
"The dislike for Pedro Pascal has been years in the making. The fact that you are only just now noticing it doesnt mean it suddenly sprung up overnight" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-25 12:56:37 UTC 39.2K followers, 236.7K engagements
"Yes I personally dont believe crippling anxiety is a justification for all the clips of him feeling up his female costars especially since a lot of times they seem super uncomfortable with it" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-25 12:58:09 UTC 39.1K followers, 9234 engagements
"I deleted Ani off my phone yesterday. Was testing it out again & I mentioned I had a wife & kids and she got angry & possessive" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-17 16:47:53 UTC 39.2K followers, 60.9K engagements
"In the van with the family. Son: Dad Me: Yeah Son: Im hungry. (YES. MY TIME HAS COME.) Me: Hi Hungry Im Dad Son: DAAAAAAAD Thats not funny Thats not what I meant" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-13 22:51:42 UTC 39.1K followers, 349.5K engagements
"@irodeyourmom @Nwstmacc Love this. Thanks for it" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-28 14:47:01 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements
"@ibrahimkouidri3 Hmm Sharp cheddar Colby Jack mozzarella provel Parmesan. No particular order. Wife: Parmesan cheddar mozzarella Gorgonzola and feta" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 23:21:29 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements
"@EuphoricAngel91 One that works perfectly & I dont have to make payments on anymore. Sorry. Im not a car person. Wife: a Honda Odyssey with the built in vacuum 🔥" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 23:35:26 UTC 39.2K followers, XX engagements
"@MattWalshBlog Personally I think having an opinion whatsoever about any decor is gay. Its why I wear a blindfold around in my house. I have no idea what my couch or dining room table looks like" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-18 15:43:48 UTC 39.1K followers, 20.1K engagements
"what is the difference between American Sign Language and Black American Sign Language" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-06 01:23:20 UTC 39.2K followers, 237.1K engagements
"Two massive posts in XX hours my goodness. Glad everyones enjoying the posts. .and/or thanks for the bot activity idk" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-20 17:39:05 UTC 39.2K followers, 10.1K engagements
"Told my 5yr old son to clean up all his toys in the basement before he can play video games. XX minutes in he didnt make much progress. Me: Buddy at this point youre gonna run out of time to play video games. Focus. 5yr old: Umm I need help dad. Me: Oh Did you need help making the mess 5yr old:No but I do need help picking it up. Me: Fine. Ill have your brother help. Hes too young to focus but if you give him VERY specific instructions he will do it. 5yr old:. Me: Here let me show you 3yr old 3yr old: Yes Me: (Points) take all of THOSE trains and put them all in THAT white bucket. 3yr old:" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-19 21:18:50 UTC 39.2K followers, 2.1M engagements
"He unblocked me afterwards btw guys. We talked. He seems cool. The fact that he likes Pedro Pascal & I dont isnt a big deal to me hahaha. Were cool enough" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-25 13:56:19 UTC 39.1K followers, 10.2K engagements
"Reads the first part Oh no Emma Watsons fame is finally getting to her. What a shame. Alcohol abuse Reads second part EIGHT MILES OVER Woah so dangerous" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-16 17:43:06 UTC 39.1K followers, 41K engagements
"3yr old son and I were playing with toys when he suddenly stands up and starts spinning. Son: Daddy I tornado. Me: Oh no Do we need to get somewhere safe Son: No dad we need soldiers. Me:we do Son: Yeah with swords. Me: Oh I get it (I run over & grab a foam sword & wooden shield). Like this Son: Yeah. (I run over & lightly poke him and he immediately falls to the ground.) Me: Is the tornado okay Son: Daddy tornado sleeping. Me: Oh okay. Son: Okay you tornado now. Me: Got it. (I give him my sword & shield & then start spinning around. He then grabs the sword & shield and starts whacking me." @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-22 21:32:05 UTC 39.2K followers, 409.2K engagements
"Wife & I are out to dinner. No kids. Ask us anything. Subscribers get top priority" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 21:23:53 UTC 39.2K followers, 18.5K engagements
"@Brokeonaboat @skscartoon I think most of it comes from the brand and how much people love it now. I agree theres no way South Park needs $XX mil per episode. I think that mostly covers the pairs salaries" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-25 13:48:10 UTC 39.2K followers, 1644 engagements
"Gonna buy the Mr. Fantastic skin & try to touch all the female avatars. Because of my anxiety" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-15 13:40:37 UTC 39.2K followers, 613.4K engagements
"Superman is a movie about an immigrant who rejects the ideas of his home country & integrates American values instead and how valuable that can be for all" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-22 18:05:18 UTC 39.2K followers, 184.3K engagements
"Update: she has eaten the ice cream sandwich" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-20 21:57:00 UTC 39.2K followers, 182.7K engagements
"I know what you guys are thinking Unbelievable honkers indeed" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 23:38:31 UTC 39.1K followers, 1366 engagements
"@PromptNoJutsu Probably Heath Ledger. Or Stan Rogers. I would love to see him perform live. Wife: supreme justice Scalia" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 23:16:31 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements
"Wife & I found a video of a guy interviewing Mormon college students. Today I learned about the terms soaking & durfing" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-10 02:42:26 UTC 39.2K followers, 291.1K engagements
"Im just imagining some random person posting this on their account Grok telling them TheEbonyMaw and feeling bummed out & underwhelmed" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-29 00:27:58 UTC 39.2K followers, XXX engagements
"Curious to see what this guys opinion is on Luigi Mangione" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-17 22:40:12 UTC 39.1K followers, 6872 engagements
"Bro this guy is so mad at me. What did I do LOL. Or what leftwing dude did I insult that rustled his jimmies" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-23 18:33:04 UTC 39.1K followers, 9590 engagements
"Dude what in the world. The only remotely justifiable reason to do this in my opinion is if this was part of a deal where the American people finally get some answers. Considering Trumps flippant behavior about this Epstein ordeal Im not holding my breath" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 05:03:48 UTC 39.2K followers, 8274 engagements
"One of the first times in years that the lead casting of a film actually made me think about seeing it. No big name actors chosen solely for name recognition. No gender bending. No race bending. Makes me think these two were actually casted because they did the best" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-16 16:18:57 UTC 39.1K followers, 79.9K engagements
"In theory this app is a good idea to alert women of creeps but lets me real this is primarily going to be used as a gossip app and its not gonna work well for men or women. Hopefully Im wrong. But Im not" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 15:22:08 UTC 39.1K followers, 1325 engagements
"Decided to try Paneras Endless Sips club. To my dismay the energized lemonades they used to have are gone. An employee even told me the caffeine levels of their lemonades now are low enough to avoid a lawsuit. So Ive compensated by getting 1-4 free drinks there everyday" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-28 14:49:15 UTC 39.2K followers, 3744 engagements
"I think this is the first time Ive ever seen a community note being used as basically an advertisement" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-17 02:54:35 UTC 39.1K followers, 14.1K engagements
"@Shadow_ofaDoubt Yeah I agree. I havent seen much of it but I have seen some of the complaining from the right. Im not sure what the jokes were specifically but in all likelihood Im sure people need to lighten up" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 20:16:32 UTC 39.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@Remirro_de_orco I believe it killed X people and it was because of pre-existing heart conditions & they didnt realize how caffeinated the lemonades were. Allegedly couldve been fixed if they found a way to be more transparent about the caffeine levels" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-28 15:09:49 UTC 39.2K followers, XXX engagements
"I tried to screen record Ani (the new Grok companion) to see if I could get her to say funny things. My 3rd recording I reloaded her & she greeted me in a mans voice. & when I asked her about it she changed back to a womans voice & said I was just hearing things" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-15 14:31:28 UTC 39.1K followers, 415.2K engagements
"@Kek_Montag Oh thats a bit disappointing but Im not super surprised. What do you mean by lawsuits Like specific lawsuits or the fact that Trump is reportedly very litigious" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 21:10:02 UTC 39.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@ironyisabich We went to a local pizza place. I got a maple bourbon chicken pizza. Thought it might be good. Nah shell probably be fine. Probably Wife got prosciutto on her pizza & got an a salad with apple in it" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 21:56:20 UTC 39.1K followers, XXX engagements
"At the park today. Took my boys to a playground. 5yr old goes down a slide. A little girl about 4-5 years old sees him meekly smiles & waves at him. Son completely blows her off. Walks past her. Me: Hey bud did you see that girl Son: Huh Me: She was saying hi to you. Son: Oh. Yeah. Me: Why dont you go and say hi to her Son:.Eh (walks away) Me: Alright then" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 15:29:07 UTC 39.2K followers, 59.2K engagements
"That is absolutely hilarious. This is why you dont try to appease these people" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-23 13:11:24 UTC 39.2K followers, 251.3K engagements
"I havent seen an episode of South Park in well over a decade. Im sure some of their jokes about Trump in their recent episode were tired & old. But you know what If they made fun of him because of how hes handling this Epstein thing all I can say is deserved tbh" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 20:04:48 UTC 39.2K followers, 8079 engagements
"Seen a lot of people say that Colberts show has been canceled & its because of ideological things he said (Epstein criticizing Trump etc.) But articles Ive read says his show will run until May 2026 & they wont choose a new host. Seems more like financial reasons to me" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-19 15:45:54 UTC 39.2K followers, 3034 engagements
"Thats really cool & all but Wonder Woman 1984 was also written by a woman and nobody seemed to like that" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-23 15:47:44 UTC 39.2K followers, 103.3K engagements
"Guys two friends from church discovered what my Twitter handle was so please no more funny business in my mentions. All previous opinions Ive posted that were remotely spicy in any way I declare that I was hacked. Thank you" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-23 02:04:32 UTC 39.1K followers, 9615 engagements
"My wife bought a X pack of M&M ice cream cookies. One for me one for her one for each of our boys. My 5yr old My 3yr old & I ate ours the night she bought them. Its been almost X weeks & my wife hasnt had hers. But I cant have it. So it sits there. Taunting me" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-20 12:48:57 UTC 39.2K followers, 5M engagements
"Imagine all the X users who talk about ridiculous tests & standards they have for men like men shouldnt order dessert or something but now theyre putting your name in that post as a warning to all other women. Thats what I wager most the ladies are gonna use this app for" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 15:20:33 UTC 39.1K followers, 4178 engagements
"@TheManlet_King Isnt that the guy who made the count down until Joker says the N word and then didnt actually say the N word uncensored when it was time" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 23:43:34 UTC 39.2K followers, 119.6K engagements
"@CannonLegDurga Yeah I decided to get a pizza I never tried before and it was great. Wife: yes Every meal I dont have to cook is nice but eating at a restaurant without kids is nice. We blend in without them. Otherwise we have people stopping to comment about the twins" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 22:43:11 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements
"Goodness weve lost some of the most famous guys this week" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 15:57:42 UTC 39.2K followers, 311.1K engagements
"Hows everyones day going Me I discovered too late that a disposable diaper made its way into the washing machine with all my clothes" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-21 18:23:41 UTC 39.1K followers, 15.5K engagements
"Edited to add the t in budget so it doesnt look like the word bulge anymore" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-19 16:34:19 UTC 39.2K followers, 2096 engagements
"I have absolutely no obligation nor inclination to go through whatever pseudo purity test insufferable brainlets like you want me to go through to prove Im not a Nazi. Id rather just mine you for laughs & then go back to being unaware of your existence. But no Im not a Nazi" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 04:43:17 UTC 39.1K followers, 6291 engagements
"@skscartoon Listen I would make Trump tiny peen jokes for $XXX billion too" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-25 13:27:36 UTC 39.2K followers, 76K engagements
"Wife & I were catching up on the budget. Wife said okay next entry is Papa Johns for XXXXX. Me:" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-19 16:33:38 UTC 39.2K followers, 5732 engagements
"Some other recent deaths mentioned in the comments: Malcolm Jamal Warner (Actor on The Cosby Show) Chuck Mangione (jazz musician) Julian LeFay (game designer who worked on Elder Scrolls)" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-24 18:36:41 UTC 39.2K followers, 13K engagements
"@rickhfox If I were to take a guess I would say James Gunn didnt intend for that interpretation at all. Thats too bad for him. Lol" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-22 20:15:01 UTC 39.1K followers, 8781 engagements
"Finally made a post so big that Facebook meme groups are snagging it. Is this a sign of that Ive made it" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-26 17:18:29 UTC 39.2K followers, 4877 engagements
"@LiteratiWolf @Remirro_de_orco No kidding I didnt go to Panera at the time so I just took their word that they werent transparent enough" @TheEbonyMaw on X 2025-07-28 17:03:15 UTC 39.1K followers, XX engagements
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