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[@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/twitter/TheEbonyMaw)
"Just found out if I stop playing video games I could end up like James Lindsay. So Im gonna go play video games a little bit this morning just to make sure Im safe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978464457131978955) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-15T14:14Z 39.2K followers, 21.1K engagements


"I for some reason in 2018 thought it would be really funny to be an Ebony Maw gimmick account. Like I reply to people as the character. It took me less than a day to realize that was a stupid idea & just kept the persona and talked about whatever I wanted. A couple years later there was an artist that got flack for making muscly attractive versions of some ugly new Star Wars characters and I thought it would be funny if I commissioned him to draw a muscular version of Ebony Maw. The piece was perfect. And everybody liked it and I havent been able to get away from it. Then like a year later I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980652375359779206) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-21T15:08Z 39.2K followers, 14.8K engagements


"Ive been offline for a week and now people keep posting pictures of this woman. I dont get it. I dont understand the reference. Is she hot Nerdy Or like confused Is this an inside joke Or a code of some sorts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1962616764409192573) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-09-01T20:41Z 39.2K followers, 167K engagements


"Still difficult to fully wrap my mind around how crazy her commercial made men for a bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1971554459588391419) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-09-26T12:36Z 39.2K followers, 3M engagements


"My question is whenever they do these boulder destroys glass bridge AI videos why is it always an older woman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1975559222957121890) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-07T13:49Z 39.2K followers, 14.5K engagements


"Good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979178941282705691) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-17T13:33Z 39.2K followers, 19K engagements


"The McDonalds app is poop. I dont understand why the most successful fast food restaurant chain of the last few decades managed to make an app so laggy hard to navigate & even sometimes seemingly purposefully ambiguous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980024278725910909) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-19T21:32Z 39.2K followers, 4285 engagements


"Dang thats bleak. Thats crazy. Have you ever asked yourself why those are the only guys youre able to find"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980326087478648902) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-20T17:31Z 39.2K followers, 9685 engagements


"I like how theyre specifying ugly men but not specifying what the women are. Maybe theyre ugly/below average women & are dating within their level again instead of all of them going over the top percentile of men again. aka Return to Normalcy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980390075046457811) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-20T21:46Z 39.2K followers, 63.9K engagements


"Last Sunday my church had an outside event with no childcare so I was holding one of my kids either in my arms or on my shoulders for a majority of the time. And goodness just about 45-60 minutes of that and my upper back has been killing me for the last two days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980706670004060525) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-21T18:44Z 39.2K followers, 2319 engagements


"@Daper_Bear I mean if they dont people could rightfully accuse Nintendo of only going after poor people who love their games too much so I say go for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1970466496070688775) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-09-23T12:33Z 39.1K followers, 3174 engagements


"@Leongbhailte I dont know in the commercial she seemed down to earth & friendly enough. I thought that was part of why men were swooning over her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1971638927162593653) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-09-26T18:12Z 39.1K followers, 54.6K engagements


"Good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1974115287747436796) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-03T14:12Z 39.1K followers, 536.4K engagements


"Idubbbz calling all his old content cops populist bullshit is so unbelievably funny. Such a politically-poisoned-brain thing to say. There is no hope for him LOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1974669509324890351) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-05T02:54Z 39.1K followers, 262.2K engagements


"Alright. Hear me out. I know Im not the first person to post parenting stories on the internet. But I think I could argue Ive helped popularized the type of post AND Im consistently the best at it. I think that deserves recognition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1977131825115152619) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-11T21:58Z 39.1K followers, 2867 engagements


"Was searching through old tweets just now & found this reply by @doLst. You never made this your pfp so Im calling you out to do it now. Surf Wisely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1977500170007826792) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-12T22:22Z 39.1K followers, 3991 engagements


"The former lead singer of Lostprophet was killed in prison via stab wounds. Not entirely clear why he was attacked but when youre a nonce in prison I hear thats usually reason enough. I cant say I feel bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1977615010840068487) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-13T05:58Z 39.1K followers, 10.6K engagements


"@dolst You can turn it back whenever you want. I just thought this would be funny to post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1977846311840821365) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-13T21:18Z 39.1K followers, XX engagements


"Sitting in the bedroom. Twin A runs in stares at me & points out the door. Me: Whats wrong You need help Twin A: EEEE (I follow her. She leads me to the pantry. Points at the pantry.) Me: Oh you hungry (Suddenly hear Twin B sobbing from inside the pitch black pantry)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978822913512911228) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-16T13:58Z 39.1K followers, 9881 engagements


"Just found out I could buy Persona X Golden for $XX. Seems like a no brainer. Anybody have any thoughts Im gonna get it unless I hear convincing objections"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979008968610439249) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-17T02:18Z 39.2K followers, 33.8K engagements


"On one hand this is so funny. I kinda hope AI never escapes the uncanny valley filled with mistakes because it is so entertaining. On the other hand I know its only going to get better and thats frightening to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979580115035033900) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-18T16:07Z 39.1K followers, 4516 engagements


"Wife & I found a video of a guy interviewing Mormon college students. Today I learned about the terms soaking & durfing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1943138717507666381) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-07-10T02:42Z 39.2K followers, 308.5K engagements


"Decided to show my sons the first Avengers movie. The title screen for the movie shows up & gets interrupted by a train. Both of my sons almost at the same time point to the TV & go Daddy Thats a Norfolk Southern train"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1974555993540608004) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-04T19:23Z 39.2K followers, 41.4K engagements


"Was getting my son ready for preschool. Me: Hey 3yr old Son: Yeah Me: Wheres your backpack Son: Its in the sunroom. Me: Im in the sunroom & I cant see it. Son:. Me: Come over here and help me find it. (Son walks over to the sunroom.) Son: Its right there (Points to my right hand which is indeed holding his backpack.) Me: Son: Me: Oh Im sorry bud that was my bad. Son: Thats okaaaaaaaay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978106263847219207) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-14T14:30Z 39.2K followers, 34.7K engagements


"@BENZOTOOIE oh wow youre telling me that theres so much new Star Wars stuff that it just becomes normal Uh sure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980766037881561195) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-21T22:39Z 39.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I aint happy Im feeling glad Ive got sunshine In a bag Im Eustace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980771701282456042) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-21T23:02Z 39.2K followers, 9755 engagements