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[@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/twitter/TheEbonyMaw)
"@Leongbhailte I dont know in the commercial she seemed down to earth & friendly enough. I thought that was part of why men were swooning over her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1971638927162593653) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-09-26T18:12Z 39.1K followers, 54.6K engagements


"Good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1974115287747436796) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-03T14:12Z 39.1K followers, 536.4K engagements


"The former lead singer of Lostprophet was killed in prison via stab wounds. Not entirely clear why he was attacked but when youre a nonce in prison I hear thats usually reason enough. I cant say I feel bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1977615010840068487) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-13T05:58Z 39.1K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Just found out if I stop playing video games I could end up like James Lindsay. So Im gonna go play video games a little bit this morning just to make sure Im safe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978464457131978955) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-15T14:14Z 39.1K followers, 21.1K engagements


"Decided to show my sons the first Avengers movie. The title screen for the movie shows up & gets interrupted by a train. Both of my sons almost at the same time point to the TV & go Daddy Thats a Norfolk Southern train"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1974555993540608004) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-04T19:23Z 39.1K followers, 41.4K engagements


"Idubbbz calling all his old content cops populist bullshit is so unbelievably funny. Such a politically-poisoned-brain thing to say. There is no hope for him LOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1974669509324890351) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-05T02:54Z 39.1K followers, 262.2K engagements


"Multiple times now I thought for a split second that Howling Mutant liked a tweet of mine but apparently everyone is just changing their profile picture to a variant of his"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1976427107556463035) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-09T23:18Z 39.1K followers, 7121 engagements


"Alright. Hear me out. I know Im not the first person to post parenting stories on the internet. But I think I could argue Ive helped popularized the type of post AND Im consistently the best at it. I think that deserves recognition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1977131825115152619) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-11T21:58Z 39.1K followers, 2867 engagements


"Was searching through old tweets just now & found this reply by @doLst. You never made this your pfp so Im calling you out to do it now. Surf Wisely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1977500170007826792) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-12T22:22Z 39.1K followers, 3991 engagements


"Now that its autumn weve been doing more outdoor activities. Lots of people around me are complaining how hot it is if it gets to XX - XX. And as someone who had to spend 1-2 times a week in summer mowing my lawn in XX weather I just cant relate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978528437925990862) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-15T18:28Z 39.1K followers, 1968 engagements


"Im just wondering how this tattoo made it past all forms of quality control. You make some dark character & then you tattoo a dopey face where the nipple is the eye. How can you take a character seriously after that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978794462059823318) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-16T12:05Z 39.1K followers, 9685 engagements


"Oh please. This is such a losing mentality. Most of your allies realize dumb posts in group chats arent a big deal and your enemies arent impressed by your apologies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978802865154961904) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-16T12:39Z 39.1K followers, 8764 engagements


"Sitting in the bedroom. Twin A runs in stares at me & points out the door. Me: Whats wrong You need help Twin A: EEEE (I follow her. She leads me to the pantry. Points at the pantry.) Me: Oh you hungry (Suddenly hear Twin B sobbing from inside the pitch black pantry)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1978822913512911228) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-16T13:58Z 39.1K followers, 9881 engagements


"@Kam1kazie Uh maybe Its likely only for PS5 though and I only have a PS4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979020656999096570) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-17T03:04Z 39.1K followers, 1550 engagements


"@CodeMonkey420 @scrotumpotion PS4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979174563570159706) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-17T13:16Z 39.1K followers, XXX engagements


"@Shadow_ofaDoubt Ive gotten into it recently and Ive only started doing it with games that I thoroughly enjoy and Ive played through multiple times. DS3 is only my fourth platinum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979297922916188652) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-17T21:26Z 39.1K followers, XX engagements


"The McDonalds app is poop. I dont understand why the most successful fast food restaurant chain of the last few decades managed to make an app so laggy hard to navigate & even sometimes seemingly purposefully ambiguous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980024278725910909) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-19T21:32Z 39.1K followers, 4185 engagements


"Just found out I could buy Persona X Golden for $XX. Seems like a no brainer. Anybody have any thoughts Im gonna get it unless I hear convincing objections"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979008968610439249) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-17T02:18Z 39.2K followers, 33.8K engagements


"Wife & I found a video of a guy interviewing Mormon college students. Today I learned about the terms soaking & durfing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1943138717507666381) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-07-10T02:42Z 39.2K followers, 308.3K engagements


"Ive been offline for a week and now people keep posting pictures of this woman. I dont get it. I dont understand the reference. Is she hot Nerdy Or like confused Is this an inside joke Or a code of some sorts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1962616764409192573) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-09-01T20:41Z 39.2K followers, 167K engagements


"On one hand this is so funny. I kinda hope AI never escapes the uncanny valley filled with mistakes because it is so entertaining. On the other hand I know its only going to get better and thats frightening to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979580115035033900) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-18T16:07Z 39.1K followers, 4516 engagements


"Still difficult to fully wrap my mind around how crazy her commercial made men for a bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1971554459588391419) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-09-26T12:36Z 39.1K followers, 3M engagements


"My question is whenever they do these boulder destroys glass bridge AI videos why is it always an older woman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1975559222957121890) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-07T13:49Z 39.1K followers, 14.5K engagements


"Good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1979178941282705691) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-17T13:33Z 39.1K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Dang thats bleak. Thats crazy. Have you ever asked yourself why those are the only guys youre able to find"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheEbonyMaw/status/1980326087478648902) [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/x/TheEbonyMaw) 2025-10-20T17:31Z 39.1K followers, 7647 engagements