[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @JonahDispatch Jonah Goldberg Jonah Goldberg posts on X about all the, israel, hamas, jews the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::71627462/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXX +23% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::71627462/posts_active)  - X Week XXX +19% - X Month XXX -XXXX% - X Months XXX -XX% - X Year XXXXX -XXXX% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::71627462/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX +0.10% - X Month XXXXXXX +0.37% - X Months XXXXXXX +1.30% - X Year XXXXXXX +0.65% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::71627462/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::71627462/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [all the](/topic/all-the) 0.73%, [israel](/topic/israel) #495, [hamas](/topic/hamas) #2478, [jews](/topic/jews) #122, [white house](/topic/white-house) 0.29%, [foam](/topic/foam) 0.15%, [austin](/topic/austin) 0.15%, [gaza](/topic/gaza) 0.15%, [up the](/topic/up-the) 0.15%, [open ai](/topic/open-ai) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@cartoons2012](/creator/undefined) [@alanplotzker](/creator/undefined) [@thedispatch](/creator/undefined) [@realdonaldtrump](/creator/undefined) [@dawnsherald1](/creator/undefined) [@a_strider_again](/creator/undefined) [@erasmusbharry](/creator/undefined) [@scottlincicome](/creator/undefined) [@beefcubee](/creator/undefined) [@justinredalen](/creator/undefined) [@polhistmaven](/creator/undefined) [@rsi](/creator/undefined) [@jonahremnant](/creator/undefined) [@benrushpa](/creator/undefined) [@m4s_rjxx2zilli7](/creator/undefined) [@pizzystrizzy](/creator/undefined) [@beeronhead21](/creator/undefined) [@jtheppy](/creator/undefined) [@tyler_the_wise](/creator/undefined) [@potus](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::71627462/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "This is the kind of intellectual who tells you his real job is a college professor and hes just spinning the mobile phone store sale foam arrow at the intersection because the Jews keep his salary low" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979351242427240588) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-18T00:58Z 377.8K followers, 34.2K engagements "This is almost parody" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978982670420881681) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T00:33Z 377.8K followers, 40.5K engagements "How many meetings and memos were dedicated to this decision" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977821851352224102) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-13T19:40Z 377.7K followers, 48.1K engagements "Seriously given how much passion and reputation media outlets put into insisting Gaza was enduring famine genocide and mass starvation Id assume now that there is a ceasefire theyll be flooding the zone to prove they werent dupes and liars" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977138857356501357) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-11T22:26Z 377.7K followers, 88.1K engagements "Exclusive White House Hires Stop the Steal Lawyer to Investigate 2020 Election Claims - WSJ" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979332672804532475) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T23:44Z 377.8K followers, 25.1K engagements "The way the media left right and especially the snooty European and transnational wire services cover Greta Thunberg is just amazing. She's XXX% a creation of the media and the media covers her like she's a newsmaker. She's Daniel Boorstin's "pseudo-event" incarnated" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1975201240461271390) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-06T14:07Z 377.7K followers, 79.3K engagements "Amazing how security services (lol) managed to get their courts set up so quickly after emerging from their subterranean lairs. Like they managed to give the accused legal representation a fair trial and an appeal before publicly executing them. All within XX hours. Kudos" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978075539211419671) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-14T12:28Z 377.8K followers, 151K engagements "Gen Xers watching this" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978984694130610417) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T00:41Z 377.8K followers, 118K engagements "Lumpy Dingo proud of her leap" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978529670661321158) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T18:33Z 377.8K followers, 14.7K engagements "@ToriJohnst4r06 Good. All the easier for Vance to condemn it" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978266134747947023) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:06Z 377.8K followers, 9055 engagements "I dont mean to pick on this account. I dont even know if its a human. But for the last XX hours or XX years Ive heard versions of this sad pathetic horseshit. The idea that you have to either be part of Team A or Team B is stupid but understandable. The idea that one can be assigned to Team B against your will regardless of your actual beliefs and statements is deranged deluded and demented. Oh no Please dont send me to the left rando account (or JD Vance) Ill be good Ill toe the line Just bottomless idiocy from weak minded followers" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978595022384583127) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T22:53Z 377.8K followers, 40.8K engagements "I dunno. They have a point imho" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1976392084891590739) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-09T20:59Z 377.7K followers, 76.9K engagements "Excellent work by @PaulDMiller2" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977436562444214692) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-12T18:09Z 377.8K followers, 25.5K engagements "Hit the gas human. We have things to do" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1964727329722171451) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-09-07T16:27Z 377.7K followers, 201.7K engagements "Good morning. Its Thursday. My strategy of insisting on extra sleep had one weakness. It depended on thumb guy not wanting to wake up the special lady. She left with luggage yesterday. So thumb guy insisted I go. So did Zo. I need to come up with a better strategy. Also I love you" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978786871481384980) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T11:35Z 377.8K followers, 14.5K engagements "what could go wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978286506012794944) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T02:27Z 377.8K followers, 39K engagements "If you need to break the law and tradition to put Trump on a coin to have some enthusiasm for the 250th anniversary of the founding I question your patriotism. Trumps ego and his lickspittles desire to feed it should have nothing to do with commemorating the founding" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1974464168100339810) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-04T13:18Z 377.7K followers, 215.6K engagements "When you hear Democrats say our healthcare system is broken. Its worth remembering all the Democrats who insisted Obamacare would fix our broken healthcare system. When you hear Republicans say our healthcare system is broken (because of Obamacare) worth remembering that they vowed to repeal and replace it a zillion times and that Trump insisted hed have a much better plan in two weeks nine years ago" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1974863583667175923) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-05T15:45Z 377.8K followers, 473.2K engagements "@coldxman Well you know who else took notes and looked like Van Jones nah damn it that doesnt work" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1975730113800249619) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-08T01:09Z 377.8K followers, 7112 engagements "People telling me the bad actors were fired as a way to defend Vance miss the point entirely. The fact that they were fired (and that *other* Republicans condemned it) is proof that Republicans other than Vance have a moral compass uncorrupted by politics. Its not a defense of Vance" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978267945760358657) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:13Z 377.8K followers, 60.7K engagements "Our system depends on Congress protecting its rights and privileges every bit as much as it depends on the Bill of Rights" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978813894261871081) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T13:22Z 377.8K followers, 18.6K engagements "Really excellent explainer on the Trump administration's proposed "compact" with higher ed. It's the kind of thing you get when Congress doesn't care whether the law is followed and decides to sideline itself from education policy" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978906859172950389) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T19:32Z 377.8K followers, 10.2K engagements "@davidharsanyi I don't want to get too far out of my lane but pretty sure Christians are supposed to endeavor to be Christlike. Hard to imagine Jesus sitting around in a group text talking about how awesome gas chambers rape and slavery are -- or caring about the approval of libs" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978944737538134327) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T22:02Z 377.8K followers, 4192 engagements "Oh first of all youre simply ignorant Ive condemned it plenty. Also Im not a Democrat. Also lots of Democrats have condemned it. You dont have to be this dishonest or stupid or both. The only equivalence between the statements of Jones (which was also private in case you dont follow the news) and the X students is the one youre making. It doesnt exist outside of a talking point. The murder of one person isnt as bad as the murder of 10000. I am capable of saying the two crimes are not equivalent and saying they are both crimes. And no none of this amounts to murder. Im just trying to explain" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978272684216598587) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:32Z 377.8K followers, 13.8K engagements "Early morning negotiations didnt go entirely Pippas way. Warning: Aroo content" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978795715246661662) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T12:10Z 377.8K followers, 11.6K engagements "If you dont understand why this insanely partisan language in front of uniformed servicemen is beyond the pale and deeply dangerous Im not sure I can explain it to you" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1974991516432204036) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-06T00:14Z 377.8K followers, 596.2K engagements "Dog weather" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979244124017725771) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T17:52Z 377.8K followers, 10.3K engagements "Some people say all sorts of things" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978610214975795484) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T23:53Z 377.8K followers, 49.6K engagements "FWIW Im literally in a CNN studio right now. Im a CNN contributor. The first paragraph of this CNN story is just wrong. As a factual legal and moral matter Hamas started the war in Gaza. The giveaway was when they invaded Israel and raped murdered and kidnapped a bunch of people" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1976595821857517947) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-10T10:29Z 377.8K followers, 374.2K engagements "@3YearLetterman People also forget how much Franklin and Columbus worked together to make this such a great country. Teamwork literally made the dream work. Of course as an accomplished coach I don't have to tell you that" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977741392966251001) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-13T14:21Z 377.7K followers, 3995 engagements "Good stuff from Kite and Key" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978529827440230657) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T18:34Z 377.8K followers, 17.7K engagements "Come on dude. It was the Young Republicans. Will you condemn the Republican officials who condemned it Why are you making the bad acts of Democrats the benchmark for your morality Dont you have a spine Balls Center What Jay Jones said was awful. How does that make what these idiots said good Go ask Chat GPT" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978271046265364524) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:25Z 377.7K followers, 1840 engagements "Clover: "This leash demeans us both."" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978872579516489745) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T17:16Z 377.8K followers, 12K engagements "Good morning. Its Monday. Monday naps are one of the best kinds of naps because they have the flavor of defiance to them. I dont know exactly what that means but thats what thumb guy says. Also I love you" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977702368176197749) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-13T11:46Z 377.8K followers, 19.1K engagements "A lot of people want to claim they are for peace not anti-Semitic but just anti-Zionist. But being anti-Zionist means you dont want Israel to exist. I understand some people dont think thats true but that is precisely what the anti-Zionist movement wants. And that is the biggest obstacle to peace. Israel wont negotiate away its existence. It will fight for it. Accept that its not going anywhere and all sorts of things are negotiable. Reject it and eventually there will be more bloodshed" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978799070756938026) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T12:23Z 377.8K followers, 79.4K engagements "Colossal landslide. If people will lie about something so easily checked why believe them about anything else Trump received XXXX% of the popular vote compared to Harriss XXXX %. He won XXX electoral votes. His win was decisive but hardly a landslide never mind a colossal one" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1975175759321800910) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-06T12:26Z 377.7K followers, 293.8K engagements "Just to be clear: I have no memory of the show. But the cast is amazeballs. Stay for the credits" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978992451932065801) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T01:12Z 377.8K followers, 68.7K engagements "This mostly checks out" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977889850352107646) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-14T00:11Z 377.7K followers, 35.7K engagements "@beefcubee Gawd what pathetic horseshit" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978268213134680196) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:14Z 377.8K followers, 11.6K engagements "Ive heard this bullshit since 2015. Its a big tent We need to be unified Why make such a big deal about racists or people who openly wish your whole family had been gassed at Auschwitz We need to win an election Dont you realize the folks making Jews-in-ashtray jokes are on your team Besides theyre doing it for the lulz" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978283473241530583) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T02:15Z 377.8K followers, 182K engagements "Translation: Because a politician for the other team said something indefensible I shall refuse to criticize something else indefensible said by my team is exactly the kind moral cowardice and sophistry Ive come to expect from our Vice President. Oh and before all the trolls come in to explain why hes right let me explain why hes wrong: Two wrongs dont make a right. And someone who refuses to condemn bigotry even sophomoric bigotry purely for reasons of partisan loyalty and naked ambition should be ashamed of themselves. But that presupposes Vance is capable of shame at this point. Oh and to" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978264767576801333) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:00Z 377.8K followers, 731.4K engagements "This is appallingly stupid for all sorts of reasons. But Ill focus on the most important because it undermines this personss case. She is implicitly stating that feminizing surgery is about changing mostly superficial aesthetic characteristics prettier face thinner nose whatever but not reproductive organs. In other words this shitty critique frames femaleness as the object of essentially the male gaze and not more fundamental biological and reproductive differences. Its tantamount to saying unattractive women are less female. Thats gross including on feminist terms" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1976454126960517529) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-10T01:05Z 377.7K followers, 132.5K engagements "Oh and I left out that Hamas managed to pull this off despite enduring months of famine. It makes it all the more impressive. Standing up a legal system in the rubble while ravenously hungry must be really hard" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978076514705870956) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-14T12:32Z 377.7K followers, 38.4K engagements "Hamas worked from the assumption that countless people around the world would see images of murdered and brutalized Jews and be inspired. That how little they think about many of the assholes on this site who love Hamas. And they were right to think it" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977106173062176781) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-11T20:16Z 377.8K followers, 102.3K engagements "Alt take: one of the key reasons we should arrest people who assault bus drivers is that they assault bus drivers" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978994768873984105) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T01:21Z 377.8K followers, 56.9K engagements "Whatever happens next the fact that Trump got the hostages out -- something the vast majority of Israelis believe to be true -- is just a massive accomplishment. I am skeptical about this "everlasting peace" stuff because of well history. But this is a great day for the US Trump Israel the Palestinians and the region and especially for the families of the living hostages" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977743960165462141) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-13T14:31Z 377.8K followers, 232.3K engagements "Clover is not amused" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978149461755879611) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-14T17:22Z 377.8K followers, 13.6K engagements "Its almost like the entire institution should be ashamed of itself" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977504458461298828) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-12T22:39Z 377.7K followers, 163.9K engagements "Good morning. Its Tuesday. I decided that I needed to be better rested before greeting the day this morning. Zo yelled at everybody. Thumb guy took Zo out to the park before the sun came up. And then when they got home we all went out for a neighborhood walk. Zo likes it because she gets an extra walk after I come down and quality time with thumb guy. But with all of this drama is it any surprise I need to be well-rested Also I love you" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978070447427047801) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-14T12:08Z 377.7K followers, 15K engagements "@beefcubee Im not a dem. And if you say you love Hitler and your private chats are leaked Ill condemn you for it" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978266054527705516) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:05Z 377.8K followers, 13.9K engagements "Good morning. Its Wednesday. Everything started later this morning because I waited for the sun to come up. We had a nice time at the park and Zo chuffed at a trash panda. So everything worked out pretty well. Also I love you" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978440936204931574) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T12:40Z 377.8K followers, 12.9K engagements "I dont think I need to persuade anyone Im not a Trump fan. But he deserves credit and praise for this phase of the deal if the reporting is accurate and he will deserve more credit and praise if the larger plan comes to fruition. This is a good example of how claiming everything Trump does is bad is stupid (just as claiming everything Trump does is good is stupid)" [X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1976094597144031324) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-09T01:17Z 377.8K followers, 204K engagements
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Jonah Goldberg posts on X about all the, israel, hamas, jews the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence countries XXXX% technology brands XXXX% travel destinations XXXX%
Social topic influence all the 0.73%, israel #495, hamas #2478, jews #122, white house 0.29%, foam 0.15%, austin 0.15%, gaza 0.15%, up the 0.15%, open ai XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @cartoons2012 @alanplotzker @thedispatch @realdonaldtrump @dawnsherald1 @a_strider_again @erasmusbharry @scottlincicome @beefcubee @justinredalen @polhistmaven @rsi @jonahremnant @benrushpa @m4s_rjxx2zilli7 @pizzystrizzy @beeronhead21 @jtheppy @tyler_the_wise @potus
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"This is the kind of intellectual who tells you his real job is a college professor and hes just spinning the mobile phone store sale foam arrow at the intersection because the Jews keep his salary low"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-18T00:58Z 377.8K followers, 34.2K engagements
"This is almost parody"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-17T00:33Z 377.8K followers, 40.5K engagements
"How many meetings and memos were dedicated to this decision"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-13T19:40Z 377.7K followers, 48.1K engagements
"Seriously given how much passion and reputation media outlets put into insisting Gaza was enduring famine genocide and mass starvation Id assume now that there is a ceasefire theyll be flooding the zone to prove they werent dupes and liars"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-11T22:26Z 377.7K followers, 88.1K engagements
"Exclusive White House Hires Stop the Steal Lawyer to Investigate 2020 Election Claims - WSJ"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-17T23:44Z 377.8K followers, 25.1K engagements
"The way the media left right and especially the snooty European and transnational wire services cover Greta Thunberg is just amazing. She's XXX% a creation of the media and the media covers her like she's a newsmaker. She's Daniel Boorstin's "pseudo-event" incarnated"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-06T14:07Z 377.7K followers, 79.3K engagements
"Amazing how security services (lol) managed to get their courts set up so quickly after emerging from their subterranean lairs. Like they managed to give the accused legal representation a fair trial and an appeal before publicly executing them. All within XX hours. Kudos"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-14T12:28Z 377.8K followers, 151K engagements
"Gen Xers watching this"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-17T00:41Z 377.8K followers, 118K engagements
"Lumpy Dingo proud of her leap"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T18:33Z 377.8K followers, 14.7K engagements
"@ToriJohnst4r06 Good. All the easier for Vance to condemn it"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T01:06Z 377.8K followers, 9055 engagements
"I dont mean to pick on this account. I dont even know if its a human. But for the last XX hours or XX years Ive heard versions of this sad pathetic horseshit. The idea that you have to either be part of Team A or Team B is stupid but understandable. The idea that one can be assigned to Team B against your will regardless of your actual beliefs and statements is deranged deluded and demented. Oh no Please dont send me to the left rando account (or JD Vance) Ill be good Ill toe the line Just bottomless idiocy from weak minded followers"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T22:53Z 377.8K followers, 40.8K engagements
"I dunno. They have a point imho"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-09T20:59Z 377.7K followers, 76.9K engagements
"Excellent work by @PaulDMiller2"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-12T18:09Z 377.8K followers, 25.5K engagements
"Hit the gas human. We have things to do"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-09-07T16:27Z 377.7K followers, 201.7K engagements
"Good morning. Its Thursday. My strategy of insisting on extra sleep had one weakness. It depended on thumb guy not wanting to wake up the special lady. She left with luggage yesterday. So thumb guy insisted I go. So did Zo. I need to come up with a better strategy. Also I love you"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-16T11:35Z 377.8K followers, 14.5K engagements
"what could go wrong"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T02:27Z 377.8K followers, 39K engagements
"If you need to break the law and tradition to put Trump on a coin to have some enthusiasm for the 250th anniversary of the founding I question your patriotism. Trumps ego and his lickspittles desire to feed it should have nothing to do with commemorating the founding"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-04T13:18Z 377.7K followers, 215.6K engagements
"When you hear Democrats say our healthcare system is broken. Its worth remembering all the Democrats who insisted Obamacare would fix our broken healthcare system. When you hear Republicans say our healthcare system is broken (because of Obamacare) worth remembering that they vowed to repeal and replace it a zillion times and that Trump insisted hed have a much better plan in two weeks nine years ago"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-05T15:45Z 377.8K followers, 473.2K engagements
"@coldxman Well you know who else took notes and looked like Van Jones nah damn it that doesnt work"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-08T01:09Z 377.8K followers, 7112 engagements
"People telling me the bad actors were fired as a way to defend Vance miss the point entirely. The fact that they were fired (and that other Republicans condemned it) is proof that Republicans other than Vance have a moral compass uncorrupted by politics. Its not a defense of Vance"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T01:13Z 377.8K followers, 60.7K engagements
"Our system depends on Congress protecting its rights and privileges every bit as much as it depends on the Bill of Rights"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-16T13:22Z 377.8K followers, 18.6K engagements
"Really excellent explainer on the Trump administration's proposed "compact" with higher ed. It's the kind of thing you get when Congress doesn't care whether the law is followed and decides to sideline itself from education policy"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-16T19:32Z 377.8K followers, 10.2K engagements
"@davidharsanyi I don't want to get too far out of my lane but pretty sure Christians are supposed to endeavor to be Christlike. Hard to imagine Jesus sitting around in a group text talking about how awesome gas chambers rape and slavery are -- or caring about the approval of libs"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-16T22:02Z 377.8K followers, 4192 engagements
"Oh first of all youre simply ignorant Ive condemned it plenty. Also Im not a Democrat. Also lots of Democrats have condemned it. You dont have to be this dishonest or stupid or both. The only equivalence between the statements of Jones (which was also private in case you dont follow the news) and the X students is the one youre making. It doesnt exist outside of a talking point. The murder of one person isnt as bad as the murder of 10000. I am capable of saying the two crimes are not equivalent and saying they are both crimes. And no none of this amounts to murder. Im just trying to explain"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T01:32Z 377.8K followers, 13.8K engagements
"Early morning negotiations didnt go entirely Pippas way. Warning: Aroo content"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-16T12:10Z 377.8K followers, 11.6K engagements
"If you dont understand why this insanely partisan language in front of uniformed servicemen is beyond the pale and deeply dangerous Im not sure I can explain it to you"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-06T00:14Z 377.8K followers, 596.2K engagements
"Dog weather"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-17T17:52Z 377.8K followers, 10.3K engagements
"Some people say all sorts of things"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T23:53Z 377.8K followers, 49.6K engagements
"FWIW Im literally in a CNN studio right now. Im a CNN contributor. The first paragraph of this CNN story is just wrong. As a factual legal and moral matter Hamas started the war in Gaza. The giveaway was when they invaded Israel and raped murdered and kidnapped a bunch of people"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-10T10:29Z 377.8K followers, 374.2K engagements
"@3YearLetterman People also forget how much Franklin and Columbus worked together to make this such a great country. Teamwork literally made the dream work. Of course as an accomplished coach I don't have to tell you that"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-13T14:21Z 377.7K followers, 3995 engagements
"Good stuff from Kite and Key"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T18:34Z 377.8K followers, 17.7K engagements
"Come on dude. It was the Young Republicans. Will you condemn the Republican officials who condemned it Why are you making the bad acts of Democrats the benchmark for your morality Dont you have a spine Balls Center What Jay Jones said was awful. How does that make what these idiots said good Go ask Chat GPT"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T01:25Z 377.7K followers, 1840 engagements
"Clover: "This leash demeans us both.""
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-16T17:16Z 377.8K followers, 12K engagements
"Good morning. Its Monday. Monday naps are one of the best kinds of naps because they have the flavor of defiance to them. I dont know exactly what that means but thats what thumb guy says. Also I love you"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-13T11:46Z 377.8K followers, 19.1K engagements
"A lot of people want to claim they are for peace not anti-Semitic but just anti-Zionist. But being anti-Zionist means you dont want Israel to exist. I understand some people dont think thats true but that is precisely what the anti-Zionist movement wants. And that is the biggest obstacle to peace. Israel wont negotiate away its existence. It will fight for it. Accept that its not going anywhere and all sorts of things are negotiable. Reject it and eventually there will be more bloodshed"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-16T12:23Z 377.8K followers, 79.4K engagements
"Colossal landslide. If people will lie about something so easily checked why believe them about anything else Trump received XXXX% of the popular vote compared to Harriss XXXX %. He won XXX electoral votes. His win was decisive but hardly a landslide never mind a colossal one"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-06T12:26Z 377.7K followers, 293.8K engagements
"Just to be clear: I have no memory of the show. But the cast is amazeballs. Stay for the credits"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-17T01:12Z 377.8K followers, 68.7K engagements
"This mostly checks out"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-14T00:11Z 377.7K followers, 35.7K engagements
"@beefcubee Gawd what pathetic horseshit"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T01:14Z 377.8K followers, 11.6K engagements
"Ive heard this bullshit since 2015. Its a big tent We need to be unified Why make such a big deal about racists or people who openly wish your whole family had been gassed at Auschwitz We need to win an election Dont you realize the folks making Jews-in-ashtray jokes are on your team Besides theyre doing it for the lulz"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T02:15Z 377.8K followers, 182K engagements
"Translation: Because a politician for the other team said something indefensible I shall refuse to criticize something else indefensible said by my team is exactly the kind moral cowardice and sophistry Ive come to expect from our Vice President. Oh and before all the trolls come in to explain why hes right let me explain why hes wrong: Two wrongs dont make a right. And someone who refuses to condemn bigotry even sophomoric bigotry purely for reasons of partisan loyalty and naked ambition should be ashamed of themselves. But that presupposes Vance is capable of shame at this point. Oh and to"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T01:00Z 377.8K followers, 731.4K engagements
"This is appallingly stupid for all sorts of reasons. But Ill focus on the most important because it undermines this personss case. She is implicitly stating that feminizing surgery is about changing mostly superficial aesthetic characteristics prettier face thinner nose whatever but not reproductive organs. In other words this shitty critique frames femaleness as the object of essentially the male gaze and not more fundamental biological and reproductive differences. Its tantamount to saying unattractive women are less female. Thats gross including on feminist terms"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-10T01:05Z 377.7K followers, 132.5K engagements
"Oh and I left out that Hamas managed to pull this off despite enduring months of famine. It makes it all the more impressive. Standing up a legal system in the rubble while ravenously hungry must be really hard"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-14T12:32Z 377.7K followers, 38.4K engagements
"Hamas worked from the assumption that countless people around the world would see images of murdered and brutalized Jews and be inspired. That how little they think about many of the assholes on this site who love Hamas. And they were right to think it"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-11T20:16Z 377.8K followers, 102.3K engagements
"Alt take: one of the key reasons we should arrest people who assault bus drivers is that they assault bus drivers"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-17T01:21Z 377.8K followers, 56.9K engagements
"Whatever happens next the fact that Trump got the hostages out -- something the vast majority of Israelis believe to be true -- is just a massive accomplishment. I am skeptical about this "everlasting peace" stuff because of well history. But this is a great day for the US Trump Israel the Palestinians and the region and especially for the families of the living hostages"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-13T14:31Z 377.8K followers, 232.3K engagements
"Clover is not amused"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-14T17:22Z 377.8K followers, 13.6K engagements
"Its almost like the entire institution should be ashamed of itself"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-12T22:39Z 377.7K followers, 163.9K engagements
"Good morning. Its Tuesday. I decided that I needed to be better rested before greeting the day this morning. Zo yelled at everybody. Thumb guy took Zo out to the park before the sun came up. And then when they got home we all went out for a neighborhood walk. Zo likes it because she gets an extra walk after I come down and quality time with thumb guy. But with all of this drama is it any surprise I need to be well-rested Also I love you"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-14T12:08Z 377.7K followers, 15K engagements
"@beefcubee Im not a dem. And if you say you love Hitler and your private chats are leaked Ill condemn you for it"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T01:05Z 377.8K followers, 13.9K engagements
"Good morning. Its Wednesday. Everything started later this morning because I waited for the sun to come up. We had a nice time at the park and Zo chuffed at a trash panda. So everything worked out pretty well. Also I love you"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-15T12:40Z 377.8K followers, 12.9K engagements
"I dont think I need to persuade anyone Im not a Trump fan. But he deserves credit and praise for this phase of the deal if the reporting is accurate and he will deserve more credit and praise if the larger plan comes to fruition. This is a good example of how claiming everything Trump does is bad is stupid (just as claiming everything Trump does is good is stupid)"
X Link @JonahDispatch 2025-10-09T01:17Z 377.8K followers, 204K engagements
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