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[@JonahDispatch](/creator/twitter/JonahDispatch)
"Oh first of all youre simply ignorant Ive condemned it plenty. Also Im not a Democrat. Also lots of Democrats have condemned it. You dont have to be this dishonest or stupid or both. The only equivalence between the statements of Jones (which was also private in case you dont follow the news) and the X students is the one youre making. It doesnt exist outside of a talking point. The murder of one person isnt as bad as the murder of 10000. I am capable of saying the two crimes are not equivalent and saying they are both crimes. And no none of this amounts to murder. Im just trying to explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978272684216598587) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:32Z 377.8K followers, 13.8K engagements


"I dont think I need to persuade anyone Im not a Trump fan. But he deserves credit and praise for this phase of the deal if the reporting is accurate and he will deserve more credit and praise if the larger plan comes to fruition. This is a good example of how claiming everything Trump does is bad is stupid (just as claiming everything Trump does is good is stupid)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1976094597144031324) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-09T01:17Z 377.8K followers, 204K engagements


"@3YearLetterman People also forget how much Franklin and Columbus worked together to make this such a great country. Teamwork literally made the dream work. Of course as an accomplished coach I don't have to tell you that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977741392966251001) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-13T14:21Z 377.8K followers, 3996 engagements


"@beefcubee Im not a dem. And if you say you love Hitler and your private chats are leaked Ill condemn you for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978266054527705516) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:05Z 377.8K followers, 13.9K engagements


"@ToriJohnst4r06 Good. All the easier for Vance to condemn it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978266134747947023) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:06Z 377.8K followers, 9055 engagements


"People telling me the bad actors were fired as a way to defend Vance miss the point entirely. The fact that they were fired (and that *other* Republicans condemned it) is proof that Republicans other than Vance have a moral compass uncorrupted by politics. Its not a defense of Vance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978267945760358657) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:13Z 377.8K followers, 60.7K engagements


"@beefcubee Gawd what pathetic horseshit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978268213134680196) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:14Z 377.8K followers, 11.6K engagements


"Good morning. Its Wednesday. Everything started later this morning because I waited for the sun to come up. We had a nice time at the park and Zo chuffed at a trash panda. So everything worked out pretty well. Also I love you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978440936204931574) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T12:40Z 377.8K followers, 12.9K engagements


"I dont mean to pick on this account. I dont even know if its a human. But for the last XX hours or XX years Ive heard versions of this sad pathetic horseshit. The idea that you have to either be part of Team A or Team B is stupid but understandable. The idea that one can be assigned to Team B against your will regardless of your actual beliefs and statements is deranged deluded and demented. Oh no Please dont send me to the left rando account (or JD Vance) Ill be good Ill toe the line Just bottomless idiocy from weak minded followers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978595022384583127) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T22:53Z 377.8K followers, 40.8K engagements


"Amazing how security services (lol) managed to get their courts set up so quickly after emerging from their subterranean lairs. Like they managed to give the accused legal representation a fair trial and an appeal before publicly executing them. All within XX hours. Kudos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978075539211419671) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-14T12:28Z 377.9K followers, 151.2K engagements


"Ive heard this bullshit since 2015. Its a big tent We need to be unified Why make such a big deal about racists or people who openly wish your whole family had been gassed at Auschwitz We need to win an election Dont you realize the folks making Jews-in-ashtray jokes are on your team Besides theyre doing it for the lulz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978283473241530583) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T02:15Z 378K followers, 182.2K engagements


"Exclusive White House Hires Stop the Steal Lawyer to Investigate 2020 Election Claims - WSJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979332672804532475) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T23:44Z 378K followers, 29.2K engagements


"Embarrassing childishness now counts as legendary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979564226315194491) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-18T15:04Z 378K followers, 188.5K engagements


"This guy has not read a history book in XX years if ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1933285499038576672) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-06-12T22:09Z 377.8K followers, 270.2K engagements


"Thank goodness the era of weaponizing the justice system and national security lawfare has come to an end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1958863015333282245) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-08-22T12:05Z 377.8K followers, 343.4K engagements


"I cant speak to anyone under the age of XX. But if there is anyone who was a halfway prominent mainstream conservative TV pundit radio host columnist magazine writer think tanker etc. XX years ago who now tells me they wouldnt have screamed about incipient socialism or fascism about Trumps Intel investment never mind countless other moves I presumptively assume they are lying either to themselves or to the rest of us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1959055609153634643) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-08-23T00:50Z 377.8K followers, 483.7K engagements


"I think this is an entirely fair partisan hit on Psaki. But lots of folks now taking offense at fact-light speculation about a very old president who often looks bad and says weird stuff absolutely loved speculating about the last very old president who looked bad and said weird stuff. And the people enjoying it now were offended by it then. Maybe the long term lesson is that we should stop electing very old presidents who say weird stuff. Barring that maybe everyone shouldnt be surprised by anyone elses hypocrisy on such matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1963201103362670924) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-09-03T11:23Z 377.8K followers, 211.7K engagements


"@coldxman Well you know who else took notes and looked like Van Jones nah damn it that doesnt work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1975730113800249619) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-08T01:09Z 377.8K followers, 7119 engagements


"Clover is not amused"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978149461755879611) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-14T17:22Z 377.8K followers, 13.6K engagements


"what could go wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978286506012794944) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T02:27Z 377.8K followers, 39.1K engagements


"Some people say all sorts of things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978610214975795484) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T23:53Z 377.8K followers, 49.7K engagements


"Early morning negotiations didnt go entirely Pippas way. Warning: Aroo content"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978795715246661662) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T12:10Z 377.8K followers, 11.6K engagements


"Clover: "This leash demeans us both.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978872579516489745) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T17:16Z 377.8K followers, 12.1K engagements


"Really excellent explainer on the Trump administration's proposed "compact" with higher ed. It's the kind of thing you get when Congress doesn't care whether the law is followed and decides to sideline itself from education policy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978906859172950389) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T19:32Z 377.8K followers, 10.3K engagements


"@davidharsanyi I don't want to get too far out of my lane but pretty sure Christians are supposed to endeavor to be Christlike. Hard to imagine Jesus sitting around in a group text talking about how awesome gas chambers rape and slavery are -- or caring about the approval of libs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978944737538134327) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T22:02Z 377.8K followers, 4258 engagements


"Just to be clear: I have no memory of the show. But the cast is amazeballs. Stay for the credits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978992451932065801) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T01:12Z 377.8K followers, 69.2K engagements


"Hamas worked from the assumption that countless people around the world would see images of murdered and brutalized Jews and be inspired. That how little they think about many of the assholes on this site who love Hamas. And they were right to think it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977106173062176781) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-11T20:16Z 377.9K followers, 102.3K engagements


"Whatever happens next the fact that Trump got the hostages out -- something the vast majority of Israelis believe to be true -- is just a massive accomplishment. I am skeptical about this "everlasting peace" stuff because of well history. But this is a great day for the US Trump Israel the Palestinians and the region and especially for the families of the living hostages"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977743960165462141) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-13T14:31Z 378K followers, 232.5K engagements


"Translation: Because a politician for the other team said something indefensible I shall refuse to criticize something else indefensible said by my team is exactly the kind moral cowardice and sophistry Ive come to expect from our Vice President. Oh and before all the trolls come in to explain why hes right let me explain why hes wrong: Two wrongs dont make a right. And someone who refuses to condemn bigotry even sophomoric bigotry purely for reasons of partisan loyalty and naked ambition should be ashamed of themselves. But that presupposes Vance is capable of shame at this point. Oh and to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978264767576801333) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T01:00Z 378K followers, 732.4K engagements


"Lumpy Dingo proud of her leap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978529670661321158) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T18:33Z 377.9K followers, 14.8K engagements


"Good stuff from Kite and Key"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978529827440230657) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-15T18:34Z 377.9K followers, 17.7K engagements


"This is almost parody"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978982670420881681) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T00:33Z 378K followers, 41.1K engagements


"Gen Xers watching this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978984694130610417) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T00:41Z 377.9K followers, 118.9K engagements


"Alt take: one of the key reasons we should arrest people who assault bus drivers is that they assault bus drivers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978994768873984105) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T01:21Z 378K followers, 57.5K engagements


"Good morning. Its Saturday. I think some people think Im just a silly flibbertigibbet. Thats what the cat says. I dont know what flibbertigibbet means but I can guess. But I have a fierce side too. Also I love you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979514525993910368) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-18T11:46Z 378K followers, 13.7K engagements


"@ErickaAndersen I find this whole line of criticism to be incredible weak sauce. By this logic prior to 1968 parties routinely nominated kings since primaries didnt matter. Im not part of this No Kings thing but the issue is arbitrary and lawless power not party nomination rules ffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979687143355330996) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-18T23:12Z 378K followers, 26K engagements


"For the record: A majority of Americans didnt vote for Trump. And I suspect there are plenty of things Trump has done that even a majority of Trump voters dont love or even like. Even if a majority of Americans did vote for Trump that doesnt mean he gets to do whatever he wants or that protesting it is undemocratic. I am consistently impressed at how consistently this person says things in great confidence without understanding what she is saying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979712161292177529) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-19T00:52Z 378K followers, 343.5K engagements


"Blah blah blah. Presidents dont get to do whatever they want regardless of what share of the vote they get. Im sorry you guys dont understand how the Constitution or republican theory works. Its like you all bought into Wilsons plebiscitary mandate theory over night and are convinced of your own genius. This is all pretextual populist hooey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979869240002822397) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-19T11:16Z 378K followers, 1880 engagements


"When you hear Democrats say our healthcare system is broken. Its worth remembering all the Democrats who insisted Obamacare would fix our broken healthcare system. When you hear Republicans say our healthcare system is broken (because of Obamacare) worth remembering that they vowed to repeal and replace it a zillion times and that Trump insisted hed have a much better plan in two weeks nine years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1974863583667175923) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-05T15:45Z 377.9K followers, 473.3K engagements


"If you dont understand why this insanely partisan language in front of uniformed servicemen is beyond the pale and deeply dangerous Im not sure I can explain it to you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1974991516432204036) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-06T00:14Z 377.8K followers, 596.4K engagements


"Good morning. Its Thursday. My strategy of insisting on extra sleep had one weakness. It depended on thumb guy not wanting to wake up the special lady. She left with luggage yesterday. So thumb guy insisted I go. So did Zo. I need to come up with a better strategy. Also I love you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978786871481384980) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T11:35Z 378K followers, 14.6K engagements


"A lot of people want to claim they are for peace not anti-Semitic but just anti-Zionist. But being anti-Zionist means you dont want Israel to exist. I understand some people dont think thats true but that is precisely what the anti-Zionist movement wants. And that is the biggest obstacle to peace. Israel wont negotiate away its existence. It will fight for it. Accept that its not going anywhere and all sorts of things are negotiable. Reject it and eventually there will be more bloodshed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978799070756938026) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T12:23Z 378K followers, 80.3K engagements


"Our system depends on Congress protecting its rights and privileges every bit as much as it depends on the Bill of Rights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1978813894261871081) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-16T13:22Z 378K followers, 18.7K engagements


"Dog weather"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979244124017725771) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-17T17:52Z 378K followers, 10.8K engagements


"This is the kind of intellectual who tells you his real job is a college professor and hes just spinning the mobile phone store sale foam arrow at the intersection because the Jews keep his salary low"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979351242427240588) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-18T00:58Z 377.9K followers, 43.7K engagements


"@rinkydnk2 Occurred to me. Batya meanwhile is a pro-Trump Marxist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979718504191574243) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-19T01:17Z 378K followers, 5866 engagements


"The Harvard of Safety Schools vs the Safety School for Harvard Students"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979725043518300610) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-19T01:43Z 378K followers, 43.7K engagements


"FWIW Im literally in a CNN studio right now. Im a CNN contributor. The first paragraph of this CNN story is just wrong. As a factual legal and moral matter Hamas started the war in Gaza. The giveaway was when they invaded Israel and raped murdered and kidnapped a bunch of people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1976595821857517947) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-10T10:29Z 377.9K followers, 374.4K engagements


"Excellent work by @PaulDMiller2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1977436562444214692) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-12T18:09Z 378K followers, 25.6K engagements


"This gets at why Im a remnanty both sider guy. I hate Popular Front thinking on the Left and the Right. I dont want to march at all truth be told. But I really dont want to march with Mehdi Hassan or Candace Owens Mandami or Gaetz. I believe in coalition building in politics but I also believe in line-drawing in morality. The latter is more important than the former"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979693926916161894) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-18T23:39Z 378K followers, 76.7K engagements


"Again this No Kings thing is not my bag. But the almost cultish refusal to understand the point by Trumps usual apologists is bizarre. Yes: He was lawfully and legitimately elected. But Stephen Millers Jacksonian-Wilsonian theory that Trump has a mandate to do whatever he wants is anti-Constitutional hogwash (its amazing how the position of two of the most iconic Democrats in American history is now the religion of the GOP). The word mandate doesnt appear in the Constitution. It is impossible to have a mandate to exceed your authority under the Constitution. Even if Trump won an actual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JonahDispatch/status/1979891025876283757) [@JonahDispatch](/creator/x/JonahDispatch) 2025-10-19T12:42Z 378K followers, 201.7K engagements