[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@UnkleAyo](/creator/twitter/UnkleAyo) "When you hear people say "Nigeria doesn't work" - shut them up. Nigeria works. If you design a system to fail if it fails - it actually works. From education to infrastructure to health to commerce - everything works. The question is - who is it working for"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947356423073022259) 2025-07-21 18:02:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 283.3K engagements "When you are making moves. Sit with it. Keep quiet. When your wins come. Most times sit with it. Keep quiet. Choose when to share why to share. With whom to share. Not everyone is worth sharing with. The art of seeking validation can open portals of unexpected failure"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947596727940194388) 2025-07-22 09:56:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 214.2K engagements "The legacy of Bola. Actively ruining Lagos and the South West by extension - to facilitate the lifeline for institutionalized thuggery the very bane of his political longevity. You should always be reminded who Bola actually is. 🎥: @stkizitosluxury"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943636718776676520) 2025-07-11 11:41:19 UTC 201.6K followers, 52.7K engagements "My President died and this is what you have to say No remorse. No sympathy. What happened to my President will happen to your President"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944442903650050357) 2025-07-13 17:04:48 UTC 200.7K followers, 326.3K engagements "Here's to the partial conclusion of the matter: Always have the ability to detect lamba. Goodnight. See you tomorrow"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946722905447948782) 2025-07-20 00:04:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 159.1K engagements "My tweets on who Buhari was struck some quarters. You spearheaded smear campaigns against Jonathan designed disgraceful videos & encouraged people who printed him on coffins. @toluogunlesi no one is getting out of this bitch alive and posterity will come for you accordingly"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945016454241309136) 2025-07-15 07:03:54 UTC 202.1K followers, 79.4K engagements "Aliko Dangote had X siblings - Sani Bello & Garba (all of blessed memories). Sani died of colon cancer Bello died in a plane crash alongside Abacha's son Garba died of stroke in 2013. They were all doing incredibly well as at the time of their death. VP this board that"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946128867929755813) 2025-07-18 08:44:14 UTC 202.3K followers, 291.4K engagements "Between January and December 2014 Akpabio was alleged to have colluded with two of his aides to divert 108B from Akwa Ibom State account. He was actually arrested by EFCC. Today he is your Senate President. Tomorrow Yahaya will be in the senate. These are your leaders"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947915974646038867) 2025-07-23 07:05:33 UTC 202.3K followers, 20.4K engagements ""Make hay while the sun shine" 😹 Na you dem write that quote for o 🫵 Your own na to make hay - both you and the hay na rich man get all of una. 😭😂 No let anybody whine you o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946678272504300002) 2025-07-19 21:07:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 128.7K engagements "Nepo baby you've responded. We were all here that year when you admitted to racketeering. If you were based in China you would've gotten the firing squad sentence in Tiananmen square. If you didn't throw stones while in a glass house you won't be shalayeing now. FRAUD"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946681930981794226) 2025-07-19 21:21:54 UTC 202.3K followers, 221.1K engagements "Grok has been banned from text replies. It was only a matter of time"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1942791196935389555) 2025-07-09 03:41:31 UTC 200.4K followers, 905.6K engagements ""The journey of a thousand miles begins with a step" 😹 Na you dem write am for 🫵 For nepo babies the journey of a thousand miles begins with XXX steps. No gree o. No let their papa write book for you o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946884563671695830) 2025-07-20 10:47:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 112.4K engagements "Possibly the most important XX mins video you'll watch this weekend. "E get backing wey you go get from house e go sweet to pursue your dreams because if your dreams later pursue you food dey house" - SALAKO 2025"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946512087137599593) 2025-07-19 10:07:00 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.6M engagements "When people reply your tweets I'm of the opinion that you ask them what state they're from before deciding to give a response. Once you see they're from Edo State just reply with: D7 D7 D7 E8 F9 F9 F9 D7. Keep the interaction short"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947660174761619954) 2025-07-22 14:09:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 430.2K engagements "Of course feel free to read what you please - just have the ability to detect lamba. You wey be say as you dey pursue your dreams you gaz catch am o. Because if your dream start to dey pursue you your life don spoil. These people if their dreams pursue them food dey house"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946184409733873769) 2025-07-18 12:24:56 UTC 202.3K followers, 233.9K engagements "Imagine if the Abobaku tradition of the Yorubas was implemented at the national level. Abobakus are royal escorts buried with a king when a king dies. They should line up like XX APC miscreants. Let them serve as Presidential escorts. Make your picks just add that egbon 🙏"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944541572739338598) 2025-07-13 23:36:53 UTC 202.2K followers, 63.9K engagements "I've never been this disgusted in my life before. Took XX mins off work to workout stepping into the gym shower to freshen up before heading back to the office & what I see on the floor here is definitely not lotion. 😣 How do you live life this way with no self control"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945097105443332500) 2025-07-15 12:24:22 UTC 202.1K followers, 68.1K engagements "@TadyJerry I know what it is to have SCRATHED bottom these niggas have fed well. Not suffer Olympics o but which of them don chop fufu and beans water before 😂😭 The year Otedola "lost everything" his children still they fly first class. Otedola bottom na XXXX% high for many people"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946157786187915575) 2025-07-18 10:39:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 99.1K engagements "This boy is killing me 😂 Made a mistake to watch this video at work. How am I just seeing all his videos"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943243807727743328) 2025-07-10 09:40:02 UTC 202.2K followers, 379.7K engagements ""Money is not everything" you follow them dey retweet. "Chase your passion money will follow" you follow them dey retweet. You 🫵 You 🫵 You wey be say dem dey wear slippers before dem open your papa fridge. You no ge' sense. 🧏♂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946922972695949750) 2025-07-20 13:19:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 530.7K engagements "5h XX mins conversation. 89000 listeners tuning in. Here's to the conclusion of the matter: - Be conscious of your presence/ absence of leverage - Not everyone is equipped to teach you what you need to know and finally Always have the ability to detect lamba. Goodnight"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947058039581778062) 2025-07-20 22:16:25 UTC 202.3K followers, 178.8K engagements "I first stumbled on this video X years ago - this is still one of the best pieces of advice I've scripted my life after. Aspirations beget aspirations - if you tie your happiness to the fulfillment of an aspiration you'll never truly be happy"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1700089457620213850) 2023-09-08 10:11:27 UTC 202.2K followers, 337.8K engagements ""Opportunity comes but once" 😂 Na you dem write that quote for. 🫵 You know how many work Cuppy don do"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946633397289230375) 2025-07-19 18:09:03 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.5M engagements ""Just chase your dreams money will follow" 😹 No be for you o poor man pikin. For you na the other way round: "Chase the money and your dreams will follow" Also pull your singlet down. If you raise am up your nipple go show if your nipple show - dem go too whine am 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946672103077667180) 2025-07-19 20:42:51 UTC 202.3K followers, 233.1K engagements "If Nepo baby no sabi book na slow learner. If Lapo baby no sabi book na Olodo. Wetin poor man pikin do. 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946920822981198062) 2025-07-20 13:11:10 UTC 202.3K followers, 160.7K engagements "Owner Ijora terminal Sky capital bank SAHCO Aviation Okota 1&2 terminal Sufax off dock terminal Mid maritime terminal Ocean and cargo terminal OPG. How many song your papa wan sing Money wey you suppose chop ewa agonyin you wan use am buy book. 😂 Shout powerrrr 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946230912305320309) 2025-07-18 15:29:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 352.6K engagements ""Life is unscripted" No be for Okoya papa wey dey sell Biro 😂😂😂😂😂😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946269130471928175) 2025-07-18 18:01:35 UTC 202.3K followers, 562K engagements "Naeto C Houston born X degrees before he decided to pursue his dream. Make I burst your brain again His mother Kem Chikwe was: - Federal Minster of Transport 1999 to 2001 - Federal Minister of Aviation 2001 to 2003 She's currently PDP's national women leader. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946210338652701086) 2025-07-18 14:07:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 809.2K engagements "God I remember this day vividly. I was in year II and hadn't eaten all day. My guy told me of a vigil where they'd probably share food & it was my hope for the week's first decent meal. I enter looked everywhere not one cooler in sight. Hunger pasted me with yellow eyes"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947674970798104811) 2025-07-22 15:07:53 UTC 202.3K followers, 208.5K engagements "Ekweremadu is currently eating watery beans and bread in a British prison. Go on google & type "Commissioner for Youth & Sports Enugu State" - come back to this tweet with screenshots. Same year o. Nigerian "elites" set their own up. No let anybody write book for you o. 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946202182707003582) 2025-07-18 13:35:33 UTC 202.3K followers, 957.8K engagements "@Okey405 Silver spoon wey be say as long as you get am - make food no dey you go chop. Dem wan use motivational books finish poor man pikin. Silver o plastic o wooden spoon o we no get but na we lazy. 😭😂 Somebody shout powerrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946253088941109453) 2025-07-18 16:57:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 118.9K engagements "Let me warn you beforehand. I'm not sharing this from experience but from verifiable research. This is purely academic. How It Feels Inside A Woman Tuck your tongue around the walls of your mouth then replace that smooth feel with tender running ridges. Assume your tongue travels through those ridged walls for about 2-4 seconds (depending on shaft length) then plunges into a waiting mass of moist flesh - just like your mouth's but this time it is twice layered. Thicker. Repeat routine as you're enabled. Now let's assume this is from - A woman you love that loves you obsessed with you in awe"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1935998368750129219) 2025-06-20 09:49:14 UTC 202.2K followers, 931.7K engagements "Scenes where Buhari is struggling with Kyari for the last batch of virgins:"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944535142791602310) 2025-07-13 23:11:20 UTC 202.1K followers, 50.4K engagements "Remember that thread I made two weeks ago about how Bola ruined Lagos. This is it. This is the Legacy of Bola. The slums need to thrive for him to churn those neglects as human resources for his empire of institutionalized thuggery. This is Bola"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1935973903203287062) 2025-06-20 08:12:01 UTC 202.3K followers, 570.2K engagements "Walahi you people don't know what access is. There's NO child of an ex governor or ex president that isn't doing well. Because they don't like spotlight Before yesterday would you have known that Tinubu's daughter paid 2.2M USD cash for a house one decade ago AT XX 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946128865853596144) 2025-07-18 08:44:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.2M engagements "The year is 2045 Joaq Wike is set to publish his first book: "From trenchpoint to clenchpoint: A pipeline for global expansion". See wetin him papa do for 2025. Your children will be reading Joaq's book. No let anybody write book for you o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946263021367542126) 2025-07-18 17:37:18 UTC 202.3K followers, 214.6K engagements "I've never seen suit look so hideous on a person. This court usher indoor lawyer fine boy elede with two left legs is the one always coming for people's looks Unbelievable. Even SUG President wear white canvas ontop suits 😭😭😭😭 Unilorin which way 😭😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1933803756056916384) 2025-06-14 08:28:38 UTC 202.3K followers, 278.6K engagements "Naeto C is an incredibly talented rapper top talent but you know how many talent choke inside Jos Manchi don lead them 4000:0 already. First degree in New York was when he decided to "pursue his dreams" - you wey heat wan kill for Ijegun. No let anybody write book for you o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946210340968059011) 2025-07-18 14:07:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 234.4K engagements "Make I burst your brain again. "All fingers are not equal" no be for you o. 🧏♂ Nepo babies pass Nepo babies. Na for them. As for you you see finger for your papa hand No let anybody write book give you o. No gree o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946699143159722392) 2025-07-19 22:30:18 UTC 202.3K followers, 191.5K engagements "Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947268847439876472) 2025-07-21 12:14:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 412.9K engagements "Buruji Kashamu. Arrested in the US in 1998 for drugs with $200000 cash. In 2015 New York Post published that he was smuggling heroine. He fought extradition for most of his life. Guess who his running mate for Ogun State Governorship was in 2019 😂 Lmfao"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947767129962332556) 2025-07-22 21:14:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 97.2K engagements "This is the tweet that Twitter deleted that made Buhari to ban Twitter. He threatened to repeat the civil war - a war that inflicted pains we've not recovered from. You want to gaslight us to mourn this war-mongering unempathetic bastard. Again Fuck you & FUCK Buhari"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944455374951653642) 2025-07-13 17:54:22 UTC 202.2K followers, 656.2K engagements "Dear rich people & rich people kids See bah it's okay to live your life without any kind of relational guilt. It's not your fault that our parents were sapanified. Stop romanticizing trenchified routes to success. Stop making your music books and podcasts relatable. 🙏"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946088330963153378) 2025-07-18 06:03:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 481.7K engagements "Wait until you see how 24H uninterrupted light changes your life. Wait until you see the quality it adds to your life IN ONE WEEK. Ask people who moved abroad for the first time in their 30's. Water go comot for your eyes. But they'll be writing book for you. No gree o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946870945370853837) 2025-07-20 09:52:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 568.8K engagements "No gree o. If you dey outside no comot singlet o - if you comot singlet no show your nipple o If your nipple show Naija elites go whine am wetin no good. No let anybody write book for you o 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946890320186364087) 2025-07-20 11:09:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 148.3K engagements "That's how Buchymix hol of una that year as per King of Feminism - dey teach una who be real man. Mumu boy wey been dey ND X. Now e dey UK with him bani dey form Pastor. See your own life. Not everyone has the capacity to teach you what you need to know. Use your brain"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946904795110846479) 2025-07-20 12:07:29 UTC 202.3K followers, 104.8K engagements "@alfredjags13 You don see poor man slippers before 😭 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946640735593267390) 2025-07-19 18:38:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 46.8K engagements "So none of you could tag me It's like you people want to enter bush bah"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944154623972937930) 2025-07-12 21:59:17 UTC 200.7K followers, 196.1K engagements "Asa Asika is XX. In 2006 he was XX when he made his first 1M - that was around 8K USD valued today at 12M naira. At XX you still dey play post to post. If he writes book today they'll charge it to "entrepreneurial spirit" 😂 Shout power jor 😂😂😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946327829135630675) 2025-07-18 21:54:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 683.4K engagements "She walks into the view. Cellulites clasping and harmonizing with the cheeks of the waistbeads-swallowed succulent jiggly derreire. Poetically the waves of the sea pauses because the sea is just as dazzled as I am. You don't get to see this sophistication of art everyday"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945526791893840019) 2025-07-16 16:51:47 UTC 199.8K followers, 14.4K engagements "Year II my guy tell me say work dey. Dem carry me enter farm to transport wet igi gedu. XX mins waka back and forth. X gedu na #50 I start around 7am finish by 6pm - I make #300. Before I enter house na chemist I fess enter. Drug #250 garri and sugar #50 "Nepo babies outwork some of you" Jehovah will take you"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946946123127496986) 2025-07-20 14:51:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 590.3K engagements "Respect the dead una 😵💫 The dead that wanted to kill me at Lekki Toll Gate 🫠"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944506009445335229) 2025-07-13 21:15:34 UTC 201.8K followers, 28.1K engagements "Davido isn't a fraud because he visited Tinubu. He is a fraud because: X. He partnered with Blackgold on Racksterli to orchestrate a scam. X. He launched Rapdoge in 2021 a scam. X. He launched Echoke in 2021 a scam. X. He launched $DAVIDO last year and cleaned out $450K"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1927000280349946080) 2025-05-26 13:54:03 UTC 202.2K followers, 1.5M engagements ""Look before you leap" Na you dem write am for 🫵 If Nepo baby leap before him look on top better mouka foam. E go stand up leap again. As for you see your head see concrete for ground. No gree o 🧏♂ No let Cuppy papa whine you o. Hide your nipple. Shout poweeeerrr jor"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946913056371728517) 2025-07-20 12:40:19 UTC 202.3K followers, 110.2K engagements "Poor man pikin. 😹😹😹😹😹😹 Dem kill am for real life kill am for feem. 😹 MMS"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946936047285211341) 2025-07-20 14:11:40 UTC 202.3K followers, 65.1K engagements "Bobo Ajudua Davido's former lawyer. As at 2003 EFCC (allegedly o) had XX cases against his father Fred lawyer - mostly advanced fee fraud. His mother Pat Ajudua has been in elected office SINCE 2007 - as in no leave no transfer. No let anybody sell book for you o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946331452494233622) 2025-07-18 22:09:14 UTC 202.3K followers, 865.7K engagements "This country 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 After reading the title you'll not believe who the author of this book is. You'll also not believe who wrote the foreword of this book. Somebody shout poweeerrrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946579561346703861) 2025-07-19 14:35:07 UTC 202.3K followers, 639.4K engagements "Na poor man pikin dey burn midnight candle. Light no dey off for rich man house. No let anybody sell book give you o. 🧏♂ Somebody shout poweeerrrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946694990471856169) 2025-07-19 22:13:48 UTC 202.3K followers, 423.7K engagements "@afilmhead @Wizarab10 He no go join law ke. Person wey dey sell poison suppose know the antidote nau. 😂😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946588721530171662) 2025-07-19 15:11:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 57.4K engagements "True story - one that introduced me to one of the nuances of corporate politics Post-NYSC I interned with this edutech & was in a science team of X interns all first class grads. We all studied "unrelated" first disciplines & like with all internships it was probationary"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947532236661686646) 2025-07-22 05:40:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 611.5K engagements "@hannytalker "To ignore the nuance" tsk tsk. What is the nuance here 😂 Once you people hear new word you'll be piping it - better word salad with kebab. Are you also from Unilorin big man 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945974063521776004) 2025-07-17 22:29:05 UTC 202.3K followers, 191.2K engagements "Buruji Kashamu. Arrested in the US in 1998 for drugs with $200000 cash. In 2015 New York Post published that he was smuggling heroine. He fought extradition for most of his life. Guess who his running mate for Ogun State Governorship was in 2019 😂 Lmfao"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947767138481017130) 2025-07-22 21:14:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 39.4K engagements "It was at KNUST he got into music. Before XX he was running shows on campus. Someone that went to study Engineering. E get backing wey you go get from house e go sweet to pursue your dreams because if your dreams later pursue you Food dey house. 😂😂😂😂😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946145656516518140) 2025-07-18 09:50:56 UTC 202.3K followers, 309.3K engagements "You see am. Rich man wey write book don sleep. 😹😹 Poor man pikin still dey awake dey read the book. 😹😹😹😹 Somebody shout poweeeerrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946720456821657623) 2025-07-19 23:54:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 281.1K engagements "You've never been relatable. 😂 As them born you you don dey 3000 steps ahead. Dangote got $3000 loan abi na gift in 1977 - where my paps wan thief am Just be flying your PJs and eating your spagheri bolonoah - fi lawa loju daanu. Just don't whine us. 😂 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946088333639106827) 2025-07-18 06:03:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 127.6K engagements "Pastor just dey lead prayer points dey go. Choir dey sing. 11pm no cooler. XX midnight no cooler. As I hear whistle of vigilante I just knew nobody else was coming in - I also couldn't go back to the room of the squatter I was squatting with. Forever a Lapo daddy"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947674973444710739) 2025-07-22 15:07:54 UTC 202.3K followers, 32.3K engagements "I don't know how to say this whilst sounding "humble" but you should count yourself lucky to daily interact with how my mind works regardless the version of me you engage on here. I'm not your typical everyday chad you meet. How I think is different how I've lived is different what I've done and what I can do - different. I don't know what "move like Albert" means but if you mean academically sound respectfully I'm chunked in the exclusive XXXX% of the world's population. By SS1 I had concluded all the Organic Chemistry syllabuses end to end - my first principal would have me teach my"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945815686934311413) 2025-07-17 11:59:45 UTC 202.3K followers, 523.5K engagements "@ceejayxy Tomorrow Seyi Tinubu sef go launch book. "Tough times to soft times: the pipeline for economic giants" Him papa sef go write on good governance"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945973030049435898) 2025-07-17 22:24:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 108K engagements "Not one Edo person is throwing a fit in the mentions or quotes - let it be the other riffraffs forming progressives. Anyways anytime it is someone from Ogun state reply with this picture. This is the mugshot of their Governor convicted of credit card fraud in the US in 1986"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947739427545161772) 2025-07-22 19:24:01 UTC 202.3K followers, 130.1K engagements "See motion. Somebody shout powerrrrrrrr 😂 Tomorrow them go write book. "Making it big" una"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946336037183037519) 2025-07-18 22:27:27 UTC 202.3K followers, 396.3K engagements "Motivation is useless. It lacks depth it is ephemeral and it fades. Discipline is what builds the catalyst that compounds. You don't need selftalk and hype. You need repeatable habits. Most of what will shape you happens in silence in solitude in sweat and in blood"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945380595233702170) 2025-07-16 07:10:51 UTC 202.2K followers, 9720 engagements "Buhari was the worst thing to happen to Nigeria b4 Bola. He might have lived well but I hope he doesn't rest in peace. If the news about his death is true the event is X years late. He should have logged out in 2021 & let us enjoy at least X yrs of an Osinbajo Presidency"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944434968995778649) 2025-07-13 16:33:17 UTC 199.6K followers, 228.7K engagements "@ConfidenceTwt Somebody shout power 😂😂😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946156887344365978) 2025-07-18 10:35:34 UTC 200.1K followers, 146.2K engagements "@razaqdotart Otedola dey whine our nipple"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946318612194865453) 2025-07-18 21:18:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 81.6K engagements "J E S U S - C H R I S T Nigeria definitely has the finest batch of ethnically mentally twisted slaves. I should argue less with people on here. Someone with the capacity to vote actually thinks like this COOKED"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945597527832592635) 2025-07-16 21:32:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 28.3K engagements "It is possible that for some roles you've interviewed for; roles that you exceptionally nailed the interviews with accolades and they get back to you saying they found someone "who is a better fit". They mostly found someone who was more likeable. It was never a skill issue"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947532250171773147) 2025-07-22 05:40:46 UTC 202.3K followers, 72.5K engagements "The sins and legacy of Buhari. 🧨 Zaria Massacre (2015): Over XXX Shia Muslims of the Islamic Movement were killed by the army. Victims were buried in mass graves. No justice to date. 🧨 El-Zakzaky's Illegal Detention: Despite court orders Buhari's govt held IMN leader El-Zakzaky and his wife for years without trial. 🧨 Dasuki Detained Despite Court Orders: Former NSA Sambo Dasuki was detained for years violating both Nigerian & ECOWAS court rulings. 🧨 Border Closure Policy (20192020): Ignored ECOWAS protocols shut down the borders no contigency measures inflated food by over 300%. 🧨 Lekki"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944449840861044784) 2025-07-13 17:32:22 UTC 202.2K followers, 267.9K engagements "The predictability of death is what removes her sense of mystery. You cannot gaslight people with death. You also cannot mourn-watch them. Feel free to mourn Buhari however you want to mourn him but you won't erase history. His legacy was that of murder terrorism & theft"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944511792178139273) 2025-07-13 21:38:33 UTC 202.2K followers, 99.5K engagements "When we're done with politics and entertainment let's branch into tech. Check some of the top tech founders check their backgrounds - including the unicorns. NEPO BABIES. If you like leave python write scorpion - as far as no be your papa get Foursquare nothing for you 🫵"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946705172094185559) 2025-07-19 22:54:15 UTC 202.3K followers, 865.6K engagements ""Everyone will die one day". That one is your father's business. Congratulations to you that is immortal. You'll NOT gaslight a polity to mourn a man who repeatedly raped the rule of law cranked the economy ruled without empathy & killed people. Fuck you and fuck Buhari"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944450362921914534) 2025-07-13 17:34:27 UTC 200.9K followers, 35.7K engagements "You cannot harvest tuition fees from XXX students over the span of half a decade then decide to not graduate them. It is not right. It doesn't happen anywhere. After X years you ask them to learn a trade - it is wickedness. #SurvingDentistryinUNICAL"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943701490075329006) 2025-07-11 15:58:42 UTC 202.2K followers, 225.8K engagements "@Wizarab10 And if you've never lived it you cannot teach us how to overcome it"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946698053966086567) 2025-07-19 22:25:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 159.9K engagements "Yoruba go say: "Three generations cannot be wretched" 😹 See your papa see your papa papa - you wey be the 3rd generation still wan carry cuppy papa book read. 😹 Poor man pikin wey still wan born poor man. 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946960100578718072) 2025-07-20 15:47:15 UTC 202.3K followers, 199.1K engagements ""Nepo babies are outworking some of you" You wey talk that thing. God suppose take you"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946919100531482945) 2025-07-20 13:04:20 UTC 202.3K followers, 345K engagements "Your mother Amidat Agboola was appointed in 2019 as Oyo State Head of Service. Your father Hosea Agboola was a former Senate deputy chief whip and was appointed chairman of Governor Seyi Makindes advisory committee. Of course a crying stupid nepo baby. Deliberately taking my entire conversation premise and twisting it to drive a "you're envious" trope. All I've said in summary is - "be conscious of your presence/lack of privileges." Of course stupid nepo babies and their delusional wankers are the ones triggered. Fraud"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946530680936051034) 2025-07-19 11:20:53 UTC 202.3K followers, 217.9K engagements "If you like don't read o let that stupid video demoralize your effort at sufficient literacy. For every X Peller there's 10000 wannabes that didn't break out. Peller is an outlier. The goal of education isn't primarily "making money" it is enlightenment. To know to be to become to be better to matter. Most times you make money as a result of it. To make money you need to increase your skill stack simple amplify it with exposure. Education isn't a sure route to breaking out financially but it definitely isn't a scam"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943750458008277382) 2025-07-11 19:13:16 UTC 202.1K followers, 40.5K engagements "Let me burst your brain again. Mr Eazi's father Captain Ajibade is a Pilot retired as a squadron leader. His parents even run an aviation consulting business. Na why I dey look that Ibadan boy that year. He wants to cup cuppy from Twitter. Who is your daddy 😂😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946145649746923896) 2025-07-18 09:50:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.6M engagements "Post workout meal. Potato-plantain beans porridge chicken drumstick turkey chunk boiled eggs. 🥩 🏋🏻♀"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944062370034192829) 2025-07-12 15:52:42 UTC 200.5K followers, 29.5K engagements "So much happened last week and I couldn't send my congratulatory wishes specifically to the law graduates that recently got called to bar. My apologies. If you graduated from Unilorin Law with first class kindly respond to this tweet with your transcript. 🙏 🌚"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945578532853166341) 2025-07-16 20:17:23 UTC 202.2K followers, 51.9K engagements "Hope Uzodinma. Alleged to have bought a supreme court judgment in 2011 against Osita Izunaso to become Senator. Doesn't have a public academic record. Used to say that he studied criminology at Missouri. Of course a lie. Was accused by Spring Bank of XXX in 2005. Once had a petition filed against him by Festus Keyamo. 😂 Still has a lingering 12M USD fraud case since 2016. As M.D of transurb was owing Bank PHB over 690M naira. During the 2018 APC Primaries he was arrested for defrauding the NPA of $12M USD in a contract scam. Has a X count criminal charge still sitting against him in Abuja."  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947920157382479978) 2025-07-23 07:22:10 UTC 202.3K followers, 56.6K engagements "Nepo babies are irritated that a nobody like me - combines brilliance street OT oratory command intellectual strength isn't humble about it can afford to take the trips they take enter the rooms they enter and has the balls to unrattle difficult conversations like this"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946899616252797009) 2025-07-20 11:46:54 UTC 202.3K followers, 134.4K engagements "Own it jor. As long as you no sell any "grass to grace" type shii as book for us. No be you send my papa make hin dey gbezume. Na two of us suppose dey nepolize today. Dem kuku don dey call me lapo daddy for DM. Thank you God for keeping things running smoothly 🙏"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947403194512118171) 2025-07-21 21:07:57 UTC 202.3K followers, 492.8K engagements "I was born in Lagos bred in sango ota - lived most of my teenage years in Ota. All the dilapidated roads have been in rot years before my family moved to Ogun State - today those roads are still the same. You think it is hard to fix road Ask Alex Otti. Nigeria works"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947356434909331694) 2025-07-21 18:02:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 21K engagements "This is why when a political player appears & looks like he ACTUALLY wants to work a different kind of work - they inspire all kinds of principalities against him. If X people are used to sharing a pie of pizza - it becomes a problem for them when you want to add an extra 5"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947356450105303235) 2025-07-21 18:02:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 33.1K engagements "@Johnaslem57 Gutters get level nau. All of us dey drink garri na only you dey use salt drink your own. 😭😂 If you see better fried fish milik olope cashew nut wey I dey use ehn. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946158308307452302) 2025-07-18 10:41:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 133.4K engagements "This app is poetically beautiful. A cooking pot of fine chaos. So that HybridOla babe that has become "gist compressor" for NG Twitter is the girlfriend of a chronic debtor that's currently threatening the person he's owing Don't you just love how twisted this is. 😭 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945937563321061498) 2025-07-17 20:04:03 UTC 202.3K followers, 156.8K engagements "Tomorrow Okpebholo go write book una go read. 😹 Person wey get E8 for government wey dey lead government. Somebody shout poweerrrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946666985036657056) 2025-07-19 20:22:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 478.3K engagements "@Ucheyyy2 So it's not longer about the veracity of the message it is now about the possibility of being misconstrued Difficult conversations must be had regardless of presence/absence of comprehension. That accidents happen doesn't mean people stop buying/driving cars"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946867353104621751) 2025-07-20 09:38:42 UTC 202.2K followers, 23.8K engagements "Ogun State has been plagued with the most unfortunate governors in the South West apart from Ondo State. The white bearded guyman there now @DapoAbiodunCON is the worst. His own is to employ army of social media nitwits to whitewash him & Saturday owanbes. Just look at"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945874120626798789) 2025-07-17 15:51:57 UTC 202.3K followers, 54.8K engagements "How much you wan use talent raise😹 Once you leave "founders" check their C Level Execs. I'm even going to far. Check ALL the girls wey constitute FEMCO ALL NEPO BABIES. You wey just enter Unilag you never chop - you go dey form Twitter microwitch. Poor man pikin. 🙂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946705174031941638) 2025-07-19 22:54:16 UTC 202.3K followers, 256.3K engagements "@kenny2dacore Chapter 1: "Started from the scratch now we're here" If e sure for am make e come start from scratch for Aboru"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945973415401144434) 2025-07-17 22:26:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 89.2K engagements "Femi Otedola is the son of Lagos' 9th Governor Micheal Otedola. His father was a governor during the Nigerian third republic. He's the real "old money". There's nothing he wants to write in a book that appeals to people like me. "making it big" una. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945946124482662781) 2025-07-17 20:38:04 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.7M engagements "DJ Exclusive's real name is Rotimi Alakija. Rings a bell Yup He's the nephew of Folorunsho Alakija 2nd Richest African Woman. Again not to take away from his talent but Trenches DJ don play for you before 😂 British born two degrees before he pursue dreams. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946184405300465975) 2025-07-18 12:24:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.6M engagements "If you read this book and you don't hiss more than XXX times call me bastard. If you remove singlet ehn Nigerian elites go whine your nipple. No let anybody write book for you o 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946588168280551515) 2025-07-19 15:09:19 UTC 202.3K followers, 354.6K engagements ""There's light at the end of the tunnel" 😹 Na you dem write that quote for. 🫵 Na people wey build the tunnel dey write book for you. No gree o. Somebody shout poweeeeerrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946893230601023849) 2025-07-20 11:21:32 UTC 202.3K followers, 97.9K engagements "I wrote a thread last week one riffraff strolled into the comments to say: "You sef let chatgpt rest nau" Lmaooo. The actual disrespect. My secondary school days had my english teacher cum Principal admitting that he didn't write better essays than I did. Me ChatGPT 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945587995278549126) 2025-07-16 20:55:00 UTC 202.3K followers, 46.6K engagements "I have scraped the rocks tired the valley lingered in scars. Life is a bitch. It has fucked me & I have fucked it back. The reason I have my pinned thread up since 2021 is because I wish someone gave me that - when all that surrounded me was the smell of burning flesh as I walked through coals in that valley. X years now & it's been thousands of DMs I've received of young people who have drawn hope from it. There are certain brand deals I have turned down because they wanted me to take down my pinned thread temporarily and have theirs up. For as long as this account stays up it is not coming"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947283003194921178) 2025-07-21 13:10:21 UTC 202.3K followers, 781.6K engagements "Took what was supposed to be the crowning moment of a mediocre career & rubbished it for 20K per month at the behest of an occultic govt. - only to become a national laughing stock. After APC you faze into eternal irrelevance. To have lived like this is definitely not life"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944168987299901544) 2025-07-12 22:56:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 211.4K engagements "As I aged I realised the entire National Anthem was a lie. We didn't have heroes in the past and their labor was definitely not in vain - their labor was towards cementing their families as dynasties on public wealth. Also how they made us believe Murtala was a good man"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946359680621851123) 2025-07-19 00:01:24 UTC 202.3K followers, 669.6K engagements "Obi Asika is the uncle to Asa Asika Davido's manager. They're both cousins to Naeto C whose mother was Federal Minister twice btw '99 & '03. Obi Asika's father who is also Asa Asika's grandfather - Anthony Ukpabi Asika was the first "Governor" of the East Central State. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291416902095004) 2025-07-18 19:30:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.4M engagements "If you lived through #EndSARS saw what those demons did to us & you join in protesting for the Nigerian Police - before the end of this week you'll wake up with chicken pox. That's all I'll say"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947350272507777348) 2025-07-21 17:37:39 UTC 202.3K followers, 118.7K engagements "My guy. If you test the hardness of a glass it is destined to break"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943990543752868205) 2025-07-12 11:07:17 UTC 200.6K followers, 33.7K engagements "Dear struggling Kings I've had my own fair share of life's trouble and hopeless waiting. Let me talk to you. If you're unsure what the future holds feeling terribly lonely and all you get is rejections ladened with responsibilities and no sign of help OPEN THIS THREAD"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1468313209484501005) 2021-12-07 20:15:23 UTC 202.2K followers, 55K engagements "please don't ask me how I know If you want to mutate your woman into a wild animal give her red wine when she's ovulating. Add small dark chocolates. Eyes have not seen ears have not heard what she'll do to you. Any flavor of Pinot Noir will effect the shapeshifting"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1936107627295150082) 2025-06-20 17:03:24 UTC 202.2K followers, 636.5K engagements "Egbon was able to secure a $1.7B loan in 2007 - X years later he appeared on Forbes list. Saying Otedola's book will speak to you when you can't even borrow 5K from opay. "Is he the only billionaire's child" Is it all billionaire's children interested in business Ode"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946089221220884884) 2025-07-18 06:06:41 UTC 202.3K followers, 638.8K engagements "This man doesn't know what he has done. 🥹 He has signed a deal to live forever in Nigeria's meme library. This act alone has officially made him a Nigeria citizen. Weyrey still scratch ear join. 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1942336788531400766) 2025-07-07 21:35:51 UTC 202.1K followers, 443.7K engagements "Before APC you were: 1990-25 1991-24 1992-23 1993-22 1994-21 1995-20 1996-19 1997-18 1998-17 1999-16 2000-15 By 2031 you'll be: 1990-41 1991-40 1992-39 1993-38 1994-37 1995-36 1996-35 1997-34 1998-33 1999-32 2000-31 You need to see in numbers how APC is ruining your life"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946783121917321718) 2025-07-20 04:04:00 UTC 202.3K followers, 179.2K engagements "@wilma_nut Otedola wan whine our nipple. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946318690930020542) 2025-07-18 21:18:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 166.5K engagements "When I started my 20's decade I knew that I needed money lessons if I wanted to feature in a particular life in my 30's. I've also learnt that you play the game different when you eclipse into another decade. As I venture into my 30's decade this is my possible play. 🧵"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1942503385170665686) 2025-07-08 08:37:51 UTC 202.3K followers, 201.9K engagements "😂😂😂😂😂 You'll not believe the title of the book & the reviewer. Bruh I dey dieee. 😂😂😂😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946620796178215395) 2025-07-19 17:18:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 132.1K engagements "Some billionaire's children just want to relax and open foundations. The point is "privilege" and "access" - that's already set you ahead with a nitro booster. Even if you give me example of billionaire's children that failed - they failed forward. Money still dey for house"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946089225448743326) 2025-07-18 06:06:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 132.5K engagements "When Obi approached politics in the Nigerian nonconventional way you people called him naive and "out of touch with grassroots". Now sons of perdition are politicizing it a cultural act of serving food at a burial. If he likes let him sell Mgbadume at least he's not a thief"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943575227608260813) 2025-07-11 07:36:58 UTC 200.4K followers, 452.3K engagements "@ConzyMrc I'm an avid reader but madly selective. Many people write for different reasons - you gaz first assess the intention of the author. Wetin dey give Otedola money Otedola no go tell me. I go still carry 10K buy him book 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946251810148159828) 2025-07-18 16:52:45 UTC 202.3K followers, 148.4K engagements "It didn't matter the urban structural genius GRV was sharing round TV stations b4 the elections - he wasn't enough because of his maternal roots. We are not led by clueless leaders. We are led by calculated callous people protecting a system that works for them. Nigeria works"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947356453674647704) 2025-07-21 18:02:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 31.4K engagements ".@Oluomoofderby what is going on When people migrate into foreign lands - it is a different level of wickedness to leverage their desperation steal from them block them while at it leaving them in pain and tears. In what world is this fair"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944881745796718697) 2025-07-14 22:08:37 UTC 202.2K followers, 84K engagements "😂😂😂😂😂😂 this country Abobi is there now & he's using straw to suck what's left. "Water from an empty well" una. After you use how many years push powder for Chicgs. 😂 If you raise armpit ehn Nigerian elites go too totori you. No let anybody write book for you o 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946610761339490528) 2025-07-19 16:39:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 215.6K engagements "Of course a TVC presenter. Suit wearing idiots. The desperate one isn't the drug lord & institutionalized thief who has publicly acceded to electoral manipulation It is the spotless politician serving rice at a burial. This is already a national news conversation you know"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943605888587124951) 2025-07-11 09:38:48 UTC 202.1K followers, 512.3K engagements "It is only on social media that Buhari is resting in peace. As of now we've not seen any celebratory videos from the south east or west but there's widespread celebration in the North. I want it see how Arewa twitter spins this. You cannot gaslight people into mourning"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944532612082798786) 2025-07-13 23:01:17 UTC 202.2K followers, 405.3K engagements "You follow Teni dey sing "Money don't buy happiness". 🫠 If dem never spank your papa TV e no dey on. See your laptop if you never fold the wire - e no dey charge. If you no wear better jeans you no fit put your LAPtop for laps. 😹 You no ge'sense 🧏♂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946938123285393694) 2025-07-20 14:19:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 140K engagements "Nation scale poverty is an intentional design. If you keep the people rich enough to only source their next meal you can own them. You can feed them enough to motivate them. When you're able to sell "hope" consistently to them you've won. Wicked people"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946869098211922287) 2025-07-20 09:45:38 UTC 202.3K followers, 111.3K engagements "@avogroovy We all had that shirt 😂 And one other grass grass something something money"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947345610799194293) 2025-07-21 17:19:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 9764 engagements "If my grandfather was the first eastern governor you think say I no go dey entrepreneurial. Go Oshodi see better hustlers. People wey life don give over XXX for first half wan write book for us. No gree o. Hol your nipples well o - else dem go whine am wetin no good. 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946327831480311846) 2025-07-18 21:54:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 147.9K engagements "I really want my brothers to know that: When you see some who has a lot of knowledge they amassed it over time. When you see someone who has diversified skillset they developed it over time. Everything that LASTS is accomplished over time. It is called dues. PAY IT"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944365888750117108) 2025-07-13 11:58:47 UTC 202.1K followers, 54.8K engagements ""Just save more than you spend" Inside #12500 No be you dem write am for o. 🧏♂ You wey your ribs dey show Poor man pikin. Chop o. Chop o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946713605409521794) 2025-07-19 23:27:46 UTC 202.3K followers, 625K engagements "See whining 😹 You wey go first all of us do great things. Na the one wey you do remain we go pursue. 😂😭 Nothing wey Funke Akindele never act - wetin take am XX years to achieve you nail am for your first movie. Poor man pikin. Kai"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946915208498217078) 2025-07-20 12:48:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 588.9K engagements "I'd point at cars that'd fit me and imagine myself driving them. I'd view not from the position of envy but from the position of satisfaction. I'd walk in the car shop and ask the price bargain the price then as I leave I'd gesture as though I'm driving out. I felt good"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1468313228845502467) 2021-12-07 20:15:28 UTC 202.1K followers, 2772 engagements "@afilmhead @Wizarab10 Na only Mgbadume she never sell. Tomorrow if she launch am rub am pink dye it's still going. She fit comot the business that week enter Harvard the next week go start law degree - her papa go dey write book for us. 😂 Shout poweeerrr jor. 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946639297601310970) 2025-07-19 18:32:30 UTC 202.3K followers, 79.2K engagements "Even Okoya pikin don dey act skit. E sing song last year e act skit this year. Wetin you dey use do full life career manchi carry am dey do side quest. See as billionaire house dey echo Good. Dem dey write book for you na your brain dey echo"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946702462049767539) 2025-07-19 22:43:29 UTC 202.3K followers, 492.9K engagements "Firstly if you tell me "wrap it up" - God will punish you. Secondly If you think my point has been "a nobody cannot make it" or "don't hustle" -or "stop reading books". Hold your head shout "I am a stupid person" X times"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946859663128977589) 2025-07-20 09:08:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 500.9K engagements "Not to take anything from Mr Eazi who is an incredible genius btw but at XX he unilaterally decided to relocate to Ghana to study at KNUST. At XX Jamb still dey take your life. 😭 Some things dey wey you no fit enjoy again just lay better pass for your children"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946145652649451668) 2025-07-18 09:50:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 277.7K engagements ""Nepo babies are outworking some of you" 😹😹😹 You don go summer before 😂 Scratch that. No be when you join Twitter you know wetin be summer. Rich man pikin dey go summer poor man pikin dey read book. Somebody shout poweeeerrrrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946877877770981379) 2025-07-20 10:20:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 630.5K engagements "@ThaBoyYom Nepo baby. See your richard millie for frame X. Na why you no dey comot kitchen"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947370210702266801) 2025-07-21 18:56:53 UTC 202.3K followers, 3489 engagements "His Excellency Peter Gregory Obi - My Principal. Happy birthday in arrears to you. 🎂 This is coming now because I didn't want sons of perdition to politicize the weekend's conversation. Thank you for being a breath of fresh air. Posterity will be kind to you"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947383787329097984) 2025-07-21 19:50:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 96.1K engagements "I latched onto that corporate lesson - If someone like you they'll hire you. If they like you they will train you. When it clicked I laid my hands on every piece D Carnegie had ever written. Likeability is a skill that can be learnt & belted. Likeability is not asslicking"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947532258358788341) 2025-07-22 05:40:48 UTC 202.3K followers, 82K engagements ""The North won't forget". Northern rule 47yrs out of 62yrs with Nigeria as an independent country. Highest out of school children - North Highest poverty - North Highest insurgency - North Highest mother death at childbirth - North Highest children death - North The civil war was fought in the East for XX months. Entirely levelled. They rebuilt the region from scratch with nothing to their names. Today poverty is at its lowest there literacy is the highest mother death at childbirth is also at its lowest. Hopefully the North doesn't forget. You've clenched onto power for X decades by this"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944687997842067489) 2025-07-14 09:18:43 UTC 202.2K followers, 498.7K engagements "He clocked XX today by the way. 🙂 Happy birthday once again Egbon faceplanted BBL @seyilaw1"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1936830641657827502) 2025-06-22 16:56:24 UTC 200.4K followers, 245K engagements "@adekunleGOLD Contributing to the chain here. If your graduated with first class *specifically from Unilorin - post your transcripts. 🌚"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945553144848457995) 2025-07-16 18:36:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 324K engagements "Last year I was in Malta for my birthday - Planned Sevilla this year until they fixed a professional exam for my birthday week 🥴 Spent my birthday preparing for the exam - anyways the result just came in. 💫 🎉"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1656214582409457664) 2023-05-10 08:28:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 77.1K engagements "The man they criticize daily is a private citizen. The people they support currently rule at the helm of affairs. -+-+-+ The man they criticize daily is on frame I. The people the support on frame II. A society of intellectually flaccid monumentally repulsive retards"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943664811050455121) 2025-07-11 13:32:57 UTC 202.3K followers, 20K engagements "@ThankGodmene Na only for Nollywood poor man pikin dey marry rich man pikin. For real life:"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946160041213493338) 2025-07-18 10:48:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 72K engagements "Man scrolls Man sees Man stops Man nods Man tears up Man smiles"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1940145015784628250) 2025-07-01 20:26:32 UTC 201K followers, 339.9K engagements "Umar Musa Yaradua - arguably one of Nigeria's most decent Presidents. When he died the entire nation was thrown into genuine mourning. One of our only shot at corruption-free governance. You cannot fake mourning. You cannot gaslight people into mourning"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944459273037332692) 2025-07-13 18:09:51 UTC 202.2K followers, 432.3K engagements "This is who he was. He had no respect for electoral processes or the rule of law. Over XXX people murdered including serving corp members because he lost the 2011 elections. You keep going the way you're going and this is how we will remember you Bola"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944544335590252592) 2025-07-13 23:47:52 UTC 200.3K followers, 39.3K engagements "Since we're talking about Otedola. X siblings. Ayo runs Otedola farms. Rotimi runs Afrinero. They both invested $3.6M in Geregu. Lola is an accomplished Lawyer Most of the top shows in Nigeria run under Muyiwa's entertainment brand XX label. Dey there make pant dey wear you"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946128883201298816) 2025-07-18 08:44:17 UTC 202.3K followers, 275.9K engagements "@simisanya Energy that I fuck w. Stunt on her envious ass. Congratulations to you both. 🎈"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947524859954970847) 2025-07-22 05:11:24 UTC 202.3K followers, 83.7K engagements "@DangoteGroup Hmmm 😂 👏 hmmm 👏😂 Word word"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946557211821457777) 2025-07-19 13:06:19 UTC 202.3K followers, 48.3K engagements "You've quoted me twice unprovoked this year (with foolishness) - that I've ignored bcos of someone in your circle I have mutual respect for. Today I've come to catch my sub on your TL. Your mother was Oyo HoS & you used that access for a scam. STFU"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946530548471509455) 2025-07-19 11:20:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.2M engagements "LAX came back from the UK and under a year met Wizkid through his stylist in 2013. Know his father Barrister Taiwo Afolabi. Founder Sifax Group of Companies Operator Tincan Island Ports Terminal C Bought the Warri Port for $100m Owner of Lagos Marriot Hotel Ikeja"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946230909004333282) 2025-07-18 15:29:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.1M engagements "Yoruba tiktok is another cesspit you want to avoid at night. 😭 😂 God please. 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944836324525003200) 2025-07-14 19:08:07 UTC 202.2K followers, 56.3K engagements "This useless boy has started again 😭 😂 You know what I think I like him. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945874659020271742) 2025-07-17 15:54:05 UTC 202.3K followers, 214.1K engagements "@Samdrew27881981 This one too is a first class student 😂😭 See their school logo behind her. 😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945622442476503268) 2025-07-16 23:11:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 32.2K engagements "Last video for today I'm sorry 😭 But it looks like they've released new batch of mad people 😭 Wtf is this again. 😭😭😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943066086892802313) 2025-07-09 21:53:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 740.8K engagements ""Una plenty for this app wey no go school sha" 😂😭 Blacqeez omo weyrey 😂 eyan Egi Einstein 😂😂😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945607198635155534) 2025-07-16 22:11:18 UTC 202.3K followers, 171.9K engagements "@Wizarab10 We have 600K in the #PeopleHelpingPeople @PH3LPeople account from last year. We've been looking for a weekend to disburse it but this seems like a better cause. We will empty the entire account to this effect. Looking forward to the successful surgery. #HandsOnDeck"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947741654938800307) 2025-07-22 19:32:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 242.7K engagements "Dapo Abiodun jailed in 1986 of credit card fraud. When he contested in 2015 for senatorial seat he did so against Kashamu - another drug kingpin. When he became Governor he appointed Abidemi Rufai as SSA - arrested in 2021 for employment fraud. These are your leaders"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947748786660360325) 2025-07-22 20:01:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 372.6K engagements "@Adukeadexoxo Tomorrow dem go write book for poor man pikin. Poor man go wan implement wetin they book brain go knock. I go lie for you 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946638649170231755) 2025-07-19 18:29:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 88.6K engagements "Nigerian elites go whine you no panic. 😂😂 You wey be say if you commot tarmac - you never know wetin you go chop this night. See nau money wey you suppose use chop you use am buy book. If you read the book finish laanu sategun. 😂 "Leaving the tarmac" una 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946250434298945940) 2025-07-18 16:47:17 UTC 202.3K followers, 317.8K engagements "Let's chat when you have one of these lil bro"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1931834970928030014) 2025-06-08 22:05:23 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.6M engagements "Nepo baby na biggie. Nepa baby na opom. Poor man pikin. 😹 MMS"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946902905551806811) 2025-07-20 11:59:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 141.4K engagements ""The North Will Remember" The North should look below and see people that have ruled Nigeria since Independence -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Nnamdi Azikiwe 3yrs East Aguiyi Ironsi X yr East Yakubu Gowon 9yrs North Murtala Muhammed X yr North Olusegun Obasanjo 3yrs West Shehu Shagari X yrs North Muhammadu Buhari 2yrs North Ibrahim Babangida 8yrs North Ernest Shonekan X yr West Sani Abacha 5yrs North Abdulsalami Abubakar X yr North Olusegun Obasanjo 8yrs West Umaru Musa YarAdua 3yrs North Goodluck Jonathan 5yrs South Muhammadu Buhari 8yrs North"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944742828694749218) 2025-07-14 12:56:36 UTC 202.2K followers, 118.6K engagements "100L vs Ph.D Final Year From wearing a Paris branded T-shirt with an uncertain future tattered sandals and an empty belly - to doing everything I've always wanted to do in Paris. Life a poetic simulation"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947291824902586512) 2025-07-21 13:45:24 UTC 202.3K followers, 341.1K engagements "Nepo baby wey wan start to learn tech dem give am Macbook 16" M3 Pro. See you nau. Poor man pikin. Dem fit use your DELL laptop boil ewa oloyin. 😹"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946910319156064265) 2025-07-20 12:29:26 UTC 202.3K followers, 432.9K engagements "Italy wants me to come back to contribute to local institute - wasn't the original agreement. Supervisor in France is fighting for me to stay to fulfill the original agreement. "Let's do another X months" he says. Me I'm indifferent. May the best email win"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943228151041077658) 2025-07-10 08:37:49 UTC 200.5K followers, 80.8K engagements ""Money can't buy happiness" 😹 As dem dey enter private jets you see water for their eyes 😂 Dem wan kee poor man pikin with quotes. Na money you no get. No let them whine you o. 🧏♂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946686267854348577) 2025-07-19 21:39:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 373.1K engagements "It is not effort to "employ" it is the intention to condescend. "Hey come look at Masters graduates are applying to be my cameraman as an illiterate". It is a lever to drive the " school na scam" trope. That's why he's streaming it. Peller is both a child and an idiot"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1943750346578247773) 2025-07-11 19:12:50 UTC 202.2K followers, 253.4K engagements "@official_veenom Davido wey never shit for shalanga before say him start from face me I face you. Nigerian billionaires go whine you iwo sha ma panic. 😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945977534371283227) 2025-07-17 22:42:53 UTC 202.2K followers, 80.1K engagements "Nobody fall from nowhere. Na you no just know. As you don know now no carry your nipples give them o. If you give Naija elites your nipples dem go too whine am. No let anybody sell book for you o. 😂 Somebody shout powerrrrr"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291420207218998) 2025-07-18 19:30:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 274.9K engagements "I say you'll not believe the author seh 😂😂😂 This country 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No let anybody write book for you 😹 Ahn ahn shout poweeeerrrr nau"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946599516267786608) 2025-07-19 15:54:25 UTC 202.3K followers, 229K engagements "@fateemah_kyari Both you your father Kyari and your entire lineage Fatima"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944503225329315958) 2025-07-13 21:04:30 UTC 200.4K followers, 148.5K engagements "@SmaAfc Innocent Kazim from Iyana Iba go read the book wan implement "I started from nothing" from chapter one - engine go knock. You wan start from nothing without 1.5B loan in your first year of business 😂 How you wan do am 😭😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945975062835724516) 2025-07-17 22:33:04 UTC 202.3K followers, 150.2K engagements ".@Hybrid_Ola is it true that this is your boyfriend 👀 Do you mind doing us your usual unsolicited service by compiling the gist 🌚"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945938340278042684) 2025-07-17 20:07:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 235.1K engagements "I'm not even trolling. A graduate from Unilorin once argued that a President doesn't govern. His argument: "a governor governs a President presidens a house of reps member respirates." I need to visit that school. 😭😭"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1945595155127435681) 2025-07-16 21:23:27 UTC 202.3K followers, 729.9K engagements ""Make hay while the sun shine" Na you dem write that quote for o 🫵 😹 Your own na to make hay - rich man and him bae go use your hay make him day. 😹😹 No let anybody whine you o. 🧏♂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946865022841602268) 2025-07-20 09:29:27 UTC 202.3K followers, 66K engagements "You don see dem use nepo baby act winch for school drama before 😹 Na Lapo baby go act winch act devil - still act thief join. Ahhhh. Poor man pikin"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946928295766839634) 2025-07-20 13:40:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 261.6K engagements "I've put all the independent tweets as a thread here. So that anyday anybody wan whine you wan sell book for you - you know where to find all the receipts. No gree o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1947043111781507317) 2025-07-20 21:17:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 218.6K engagements "Person papa die. You go their house for condolence visit go dey tell am say: "I understand how you feel" You wey your papa and mama dey house"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946882581900779795) 2025-07-20 10:39:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 258.4K engagements "@real_POK If you open singlets Nigerian elites go whine your nipples. No gree o. Somebody shout power 😂😂😂😂😂"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946632723319124227) 2025-07-19 18:06:22 UTC 202.1K followers, 70.7K engagements "Wole Soyinka's uncle is Fela's father. Herbert Macaulay that egbon wey dey XX naira is the grandson to Ajayi Crowther & also Fela's great grandfather. Because Fela dey follow una smoke Igbo you think say na common man. 😂 No let anybody write book for you o"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1946334843077271754) 2025-07-18 22:22:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.2M engagements "Your kinsmen lynched an Innocent lady to death. You Jamil an "educated" person - came online to defend that public lynching. The way I'll die is the way you'll die. No one is waiting for me on the other side with a hot slap. Deborah is waiting for you"  [@UnkleAyo](/creator/x/UnkleAyo) on [X](/post/tweet/1944782207937024079) 2025-07-14 15:33:05 UTC 200.3K followers, 141.8K engagements
[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]
@UnkleAyo
"When you hear people say "Nigeria doesn't work" - shut them up. Nigeria works. If you design a system to fail if it fails - it actually works. From education to infrastructure to health to commerce - everything works. The question is - who is it working for"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 283.3K engagements
"When you are making moves. Sit with it. Keep quiet. When your wins come. Most times sit with it. Keep quiet. Choose when to share why to share. With whom to share. Not everyone is worth sharing with. The art of seeking validation can open portals of unexpected failure" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 09:56:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 214.2K engagements
"The legacy of Bola. Actively ruining Lagos and the South West by extension - to facilitate the lifeline for institutionalized thuggery the very bane of his political longevity. You should always be reminded who Bola actually is. 🎥: @stkizitosluxury" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 11:41:19 UTC 201.6K followers, 52.7K engagements
"My President died and this is what you have to say No remorse. No sympathy. What happened to my President will happen to your President" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 17:04:48 UTC 200.7K followers, 326.3K engagements
"Here's to the partial conclusion of the matter: Always have the ability to detect lamba. Goodnight. See you tomorrow" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 00:04:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 159.1K engagements
"My tweets on who Buhari was struck some quarters. You spearheaded smear campaigns against Jonathan designed disgraceful videos & encouraged people who printed him on coffins. @toluogunlesi no one is getting out of this bitch alive and posterity will come for you accordingly" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-15 07:03:54 UTC 202.1K followers, 79.4K engagements
"Aliko Dangote had X siblings - Sani Bello & Garba (all of blessed memories). Sani died of colon cancer Bello died in a plane crash alongside Abacha's son Garba died of stroke in 2013. They were all doing incredibly well as at the time of their death. VP this board that" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 08:44:14 UTC 202.3K followers, 291.4K engagements
"Between January and December 2014 Akpabio was alleged to have colluded with two of his aides to divert 108B from Akwa Ibom State account. He was actually arrested by EFCC. Today he is your Senate President. Tomorrow Yahaya will be in the senate. These are your leaders" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 07:05:33 UTC 202.3K followers, 20.4K engagements
""Make hay while the sun shine" 😹 Na you dem write that quote for o 🫵 Your own na to make hay - both you and the hay na rich man get all of una. 😭😂 No let anybody whine you o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 21:07:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 128.7K engagements
"Nepo baby you've responded. We were all here that year when you admitted to racketeering. If you were based in China you would've gotten the firing squad sentence in Tiananmen square. If you didn't throw stones while in a glass house you won't be shalayeing now. FRAUD" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 21:21:54 UTC 202.3K followers, 221.1K engagements
"Grok has been banned from text replies. It was only a matter of time" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-09 03:41:31 UTC 200.4K followers, 905.6K engagements
""The journey of a thousand miles begins with a step" 😹 Na you dem write am for 🫵 For nepo babies the journey of a thousand miles begins with XXX steps. No gree o. No let their papa write book for you o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 10:47:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 112.4K engagements
"Possibly the most important XX mins video you'll watch this weekend. "E get backing wey you go get from house e go sweet to pursue your dreams because if your dreams later pursue you food dey house" - SALAKO 2025" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 10:07:00 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.6M engagements
"When people reply your tweets I'm of the opinion that you ask them what state they're from before deciding to give a response. Once you see they're from Edo State just reply with: D7 D7 D7 E8 F9 F9 F9 D7. Keep the interaction short" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 14:09:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 430.2K engagements
"Of course feel free to read what you please - just have the ability to detect lamba. You wey be say as you dey pursue your dreams you gaz catch am o. Because if your dream start to dey pursue you your life don spoil. These people if their dreams pursue them food dey house" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 12:24:56 UTC 202.3K followers, 233.9K engagements
"Imagine if the Abobaku tradition of the Yorubas was implemented at the national level. Abobakus are royal escorts buried with a king when a king dies. They should line up like XX APC miscreants. Let them serve as Presidential escorts. Make your picks just add that egbon 🙏" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 23:36:53 UTC 202.2K followers, 63.9K engagements
"I've never been this disgusted in my life before. Took XX mins off work to workout stepping into the gym shower to freshen up before heading back to the office & what I see on the floor here is definitely not lotion. 😣 How do you live life this way with no self control" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-15 12:24:22 UTC 202.1K followers, 68.1K engagements
"@TadyJerry I know what it is to have SCRATHED bottom these niggas have fed well. Not suffer Olympics o but which of them don chop fufu and beans water before 😂😭 The year Otedola "lost everything" his children still they fly first class. Otedola bottom na XXXX% high for many people" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 10:39:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 99.1K engagements
"This boy is killing me 😂 Made a mistake to watch this video at work. How am I just seeing all his videos" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-10 09:40:02 UTC 202.2K followers, 379.7K engagements
""Money is not everything" you follow them dey retweet. "Chase your passion money will follow" you follow them dey retweet. You 🫵 You 🫵 You wey be say dem dey wear slippers before dem open your papa fridge. You no ge' sense. 🧏♂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:19:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 530.7K engagements
"5h XX mins conversation. 89000 listeners tuning in. Here's to the conclusion of the matter: - Be conscious of your presence/ absence of leverage - Not everyone is equipped to teach you what you need to know and finally Always have the ability to detect lamba. Goodnight" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 22:16:25 UTC 202.3K followers, 178.8K engagements
"I first stumbled on this video X years ago - this is still one of the best pieces of advice I've scripted my life after. Aspirations beget aspirations - if you tie your happiness to the fulfillment of an aspiration you'll never truly be happy" @UnkleAyo on X 2023-09-08 10:11:27 UTC 202.2K followers, 337.8K engagements
""Opportunity comes but once" 😂 Na you dem write that quote for. 🫵 You know how many work Cuppy don do" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:09:03 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.5M engagements
""Just chase your dreams money will follow" 😹 No be for you o poor man pikin. For you na the other way round: "Chase the money and your dreams will follow" Also pull your singlet down. If you raise am up your nipple go show if your nipple show - dem go too whine am 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 20:42:51 UTC 202.3K followers, 233.1K engagements
"If Nepo baby no sabi book na slow learner. If Lapo baby no sabi book na Olodo. Wetin poor man pikin do. 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:11:10 UTC 202.3K followers, 160.7K engagements
"Owner Ijora terminal Sky capital bank SAHCO Aviation Okota 1&2 terminal Sufax off dock terminal Mid maritime terminal Ocean and cargo terminal OPG. How many song your papa wan sing Money wey you suppose chop ewa agonyin you wan use am buy book. 😂 Shout powerrrr 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 15:29:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 352.6K engagements
""Life is unscripted" No be for Okoya papa wey dey sell Biro 😂😂😂😂😂😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 18:01:35 UTC 202.3K followers, 562K engagements
"Naeto C Houston born X degrees before he decided to pursue his dream. Make I burst your brain again His mother Kem Chikwe was: - Federal Minster of Transport 1999 to 2001 - Federal Minister of Aviation 2001 to 2003 She's currently PDP's national women leader. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 14:07:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 809.2K engagements
"God I remember this day vividly. I was in year II and hadn't eaten all day. My guy told me of a vigil where they'd probably share food & it was my hope for the week's first decent meal. I enter looked everywhere not one cooler in sight. Hunger pasted me with yellow eyes" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 15:07:53 UTC 202.3K followers, 208.5K engagements
"Ekweremadu is currently eating watery beans and bread in a British prison. Go on google & type "Commissioner for Youth & Sports Enugu State" - come back to this tweet with screenshots. Same year o. Nigerian "elites" set their own up. No let anybody write book for you o. 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 13:35:33 UTC 202.3K followers, 957.8K engagements
"@Okey405 Silver spoon wey be say as long as you get am - make food no dey you go chop. Dem wan use motivational books finish poor man pikin. Silver o plastic o wooden spoon o we no get but na we lazy. 😭😂 Somebody shout powerrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 16:57:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 118.9K engagements
"Let me warn you beforehand. I'm not sharing this from experience but from verifiable research. This is purely academic. How It Feels Inside A Woman Tuck your tongue around the walls of your mouth then replace that smooth feel with tender running ridges. Assume your tongue travels through those ridged walls for about 2-4 seconds (depending on shaft length) then plunges into a waiting mass of moist flesh - just like your mouth's but this time it is twice layered. Thicker. Repeat routine as you're enabled. Now let's assume this is from - A woman you love that loves you obsessed with you in awe" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-20 09:49:14 UTC 202.2K followers, 931.7K engagements
"Scenes where Buhari is struggling with Kyari for the last batch of virgins:" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 23:11:20 UTC 202.1K followers, 50.4K engagements
"Remember that thread I made two weeks ago about how Bola ruined Lagos. This is it. This is the Legacy of Bola. The slums need to thrive for him to churn those neglects as human resources for his empire of institutionalized thuggery. This is Bola" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-20 08:12:01 UTC 202.3K followers, 570.2K engagements
"Walahi you people don't know what access is. There's NO child of an ex governor or ex president that isn't doing well. Because they don't like spotlight Before yesterday would you have known that Tinubu's daughter paid 2.2M USD cash for a house one decade ago AT XX 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 08:44:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.2M engagements
"The year is 2045 Joaq Wike is set to publish his first book: "From trenchpoint to clenchpoint: A pipeline for global expansion". See wetin him papa do for 2025. Your children will be reading Joaq's book. No let anybody write book for you o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 17:37:18 UTC 202.3K followers, 214.6K engagements
"I've never seen suit look so hideous on a person. This court usher indoor lawyer fine boy elede with two left legs is the one always coming for people's looks Unbelievable. Even SUG President wear white canvas ontop suits 😭😭😭😭 Unilorin which way 😭😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-14 08:28:38 UTC 202.3K followers, 278.6K engagements
"Naeto C is an incredibly talented rapper top talent but you know how many talent choke inside Jos Manchi don lead them 4000:0 already. First degree in New York was when he decided to "pursue his dreams" - you wey heat wan kill for Ijegun. No let anybody write book for you o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 14:07:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 234.4K engagements
"Make I burst your brain again. "All fingers are not equal" no be for you o. 🧏♂ Nepo babies pass Nepo babies. Na for them. As for you you see finger for your papa hand No let anybody write book give you o. No gree o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:30:18 UTC 202.3K followers, 191.5K engagements
"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 12:14:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 412.9K engagements
"Buruji Kashamu. Arrested in the US in 1998 for drugs with $200000 cash. In 2015 New York Post published that he was smuggling heroine. He fought extradition for most of his life. Guess who his running mate for Ogun State Governorship was in 2019 😂 Lmfao" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 21:14:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 97.2K engagements
"This is the tweet that Twitter deleted that made Buhari to ban Twitter. He threatened to repeat the civil war - a war that inflicted pains we've not recovered from. You want to gaslight us to mourn this war-mongering unempathetic bastard. Again Fuck you & FUCK Buhari" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 17:54:22 UTC 202.2K followers, 656.2K engagements
"Dear rich people & rich people kids See bah it's okay to live your life without any kind of relational guilt. It's not your fault that our parents were sapanified. Stop romanticizing trenchified routes to success. Stop making your music books and podcasts relatable. 🙏" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:03:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 481.7K engagements
"Wait until you see how 24H uninterrupted light changes your life. Wait until you see the quality it adds to your life IN ONE WEEK. Ask people who moved abroad for the first time in their 30's. Water go comot for your eyes. But they'll be writing book for you. No gree o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:52:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 568.8K engagements
"No gree o. If you dey outside no comot singlet o - if you comot singlet no show your nipple o If your nipple show Naija elites go whine am wetin no good. No let anybody write book for you o 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:09:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 148.3K engagements
"That's how Buchymix hol of una that year as per King of Feminism - dey teach una who be real man. Mumu boy wey been dey ND X. Now e dey UK with him bani dey form Pastor. See your own life. Not everyone has the capacity to teach you what you need to know. Use your brain" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:07:29 UTC 202.3K followers, 104.8K engagements
"@alfredjags13 You don see poor man slippers before 😭 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:38:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 46.8K engagements
"So none of you could tag me It's like you people want to enter bush bah" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-12 21:59:17 UTC 200.7K followers, 196.1K engagements
"Asa Asika is XX. In 2006 he was XX when he made his first 1M - that was around 8K USD valued today at 12M naira. At XX you still dey play post to post. If he writes book today they'll charge it to "entrepreneurial spirit" 😂 Shout power jor 😂😂😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:54:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 683.4K engagements
"She walks into the view. Cellulites clasping and harmonizing with the cheeks of the waistbeads-swallowed succulent jiggly derreire. Poetically the waves of the sea pauses because the sea is just as dazzled as I am. You don't get to see this sophistication of art everyday" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 16:51:47 UTC 199.8K followers, 14.4K engagements
"Year II my guy tell me say work dey. Dem carry me enter farm to transport wet igi gedu. XX mins waka back and forth. X gedu na #50 I start around 7am finish by 6pm - I make #300. Before I enter house na chemist I fess enter. Drug #250 garri and sugar #50 "Nepo babies outwork some of you" Jehovah will take you" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 14:51:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 590.3K engagements
"Respect the dead una 😵💫 The dead that wanted to kill me at Lekki Toll Gate 🫠" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 21:15:34 UTC 201.8K followers, 28.1K engagements
"Davido isn't a fraud because he visited Tinubu. He is a fraud because: X. He partnered with Blackgold on Racksterli to orchestrate a scam. X. He launched Rapdoge in 2021 a scam. X. He launched Echoke in 2021 a scam. X. He launched $DAVIDO last year and cleaned out $450K" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-05-26 13:54:03 UTC 202.2K followers, 1.5M engagements
""Look before you leap" Na you dem write am for 🫵 If Nepo baby leap before him look on top better mouka foam. E go stand up leap again. As for you see your head see concrete for ground. No gree o 🧏♂ No let Cuppy papa whine you o. Hide your nipple. Shout poweeeerrr jor" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:40:19 UTC 202.3K followers, 110.2K engagements
"Poor man pikin. 😹😹😹😹😹😹 Dem kill am for real life kill am for feem. 😹 MMS" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 14:11:40 UTC 202.3K followers, 65.1K engagements
"Bobo Ajudua Davido's former lawyer. As at 2003 EFCC (allegedly o) had XX cases against his father Fred lawyer - mostly advanced fee fraud. His mother Pat Ajudua has been in elected office SINCE 2007 - as in no leave no transfer. No let anybody sell book for you o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 22:09:14 UTC 202.3K followers, 865.7K engagements
"This country 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 After reading the title you'll not believe who the author of this book is. You'll also not believe who wrote the foreword of this book. Somebody shout poweeerrrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 14:35:07 UTC 202.3K followers, 639.4K engagements
"Na poor man pikin dey burn midnight candle. Light no dey off for rich man house. No let anybody sell book give you o. 🧏♂ Somebody shout poweeerrrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:13:48 UTC 202.3K followers, 423.7K engagements
"@afilmhead @Wizarab10 He no go join law ke. Person wey dey sell poison suppose know the antidote nau. 😂😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 15:11:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 57.4K engagements
"True story - one that introduced me to one of the nuances of corporate politics Post-NYSC I interned with this edutech & was in a science team of X interns all first class grads. We all studied "unrelated" first disciplines & like with all internships it was probationary" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:40:43 UTC 202.3K followers, 611.5K engagements
"@hannytalker "To ignore the nuance" tsk tsk. What is the nuance here 😂 Once you people hear new word you'll be piping it - better word salad with kebab. Are you also from Unilorin big man 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:29:05 UTC 202.3K followers, 191.2K engagements
"Buruji Kashamu. Arrested in the US in 1998 for drugs with $200000 cash. In 2015 New York Post published that he was smuggling heroine. He fought extradition for most of his life. Guess who his running mate for Ogun State Governorship was in 2019 😂 Lmfao" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 21:14:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 39.4K engagements
"It was at KNUST he got into music. Before XX he was running shows on campus. Someone that went to study Engineering. E get backing wey you go get from house e go sweet to pursue your dreams because if your dreams later pursue you Food dey house. 😂😂😂😂😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 09:50:56 UTC 202.3K followers, 309.3K engagements
"You see am. Rich man wey write book don sleep. 😹😹 Poor man pikin still dey awake dey read the book. 😹😹😹😹 Somebody shout poweeeerrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 23:54:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 281.1K engagements
"You've never been relatable. 😂 As them born you you don dey 3000 steps ahead. Dangote got $3000 loan abi na gift in 1977 - where my paps wan thief am Just be flying your PJs and eating your spagheri bolonoah - fi lawa loju daanu. Just don't whine us. 😂 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:03:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 127.6K engagements
"Pastor just dey lead prayer points dey go. Choir dey sing. 11pm no cooler. XX midnight no cooler. As I hear whistle of vigilante I just knew nobody else was coming in - I also couldn't go back to the room of the squatter I was squatting with. Forever a Lapo daddy" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 15:07:54 UTC 202.3K followers, 32.3K engagements
"I don't know how to say this whilst sounding "humble" but you should count yourself lucky to daily interact with how my mind works regardless the version of me you engage on here. I'm not your typical everyday chad you meet. How I think is different how I've lived is different what I've done and what I can do - different. I don't know what "move like Albert" means but if you mean academically sound respectfully I'm chunked in the exclusive XXXX% of the world's population. By SS1 I had concluded all the Organic Chemistry syllabuses end to end - my first principal would have me teach my" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 11:59:45 UTC 202.3K followers, 523.5K engagements
"@ceejayxy Tomorrow Seyi Tinubu sef go launch book. "Tough times to soft times: the pipeline for economic giants" Him papa sef go write on good governance" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:24:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 108K engagements
"Not one Edo person is throwing a fit in the mentions or quotes - let it be the other riffraffs forming progressives. Anyways anytime it is someone from Ogun state reply with this picture. This is the mugshot of their Governor convicted of credit card fraud in the US in 1986" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 19:24:01 UTC 202.3K followers, 130.1K engagements
"See motion. Somebody shout powerrrrrrrr 😂 Tomorrow them go write book. "Making it big" una" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 22:27:27 UTC 202.3K followers, 396.3K engagements
"Motivation is useless. It lacks depth it is ephemeral and it fades. Discipline is what builds the catalyst that compounds. You don't need selftalk and hype. You need repeatable habits. Most of what will shape you happens in silence in solitude in sweat and in blood" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 07:10:51 UTC 202.2K followers, 9720 engagements
"Buhari was the worst thing to happen to Nigeria b4 Bola. He might have lived well but I hope he doesn't rest in peace. If the news about his death is true the event is X years late. He should have logged out in 2021 & let us enjoy at least X yrs of an Osinbajo Presidency" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 16:33:17 UTC 199.6K followers, 228.7K engagements
"@ConfidenceTwt Somebody shout power 😂😂😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 10:35:34 UTC 200.1K followers, 146.2K engagements
"@razaqdotart Otedola dey whine our nipple" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:18:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 81.6K engagements
"J E S U S - C H R I S T Nigeria definitely has the finest batch of ethnically mentally twisted slaves. I should argue less with people on here. Someone with the capacity to vote actually thinks like this COOKED" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 21:32:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 28.3K engagements
"It is possible that for some roles you've interviewed for; roles that you exceptionally nailed the interviews with accolades and they get back to you saying they found someone "who is a better fit". They mostly found someone who was more likeable. It was never a skill issue" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:40:46 UTC 202.3K followers, 72.5K engagements
"The sins and legacy of Buhari. 🧨 Zaria Massacre (2015): Over XXX Shia Muslims of the Islamic Movement were killed by the army. Victims were buried in mass graves. No justice to date. 🧨 El-Zakzaky's Illegal Detention: Despite court orders Buhari's govt held IMN leader El-Zakzaky and his wife for years without trial. 🧨 Dasuki Detained Despite Court Orders: Former NSA Sambo Dasuki was detained for years violating both Nigerian & ECOWAS court rulings. 🧨 Border Closure Policy (20192020): Ignored ECOWAS protocols shut down the borders no contigency measures inflated food by over 300%. 🧨 Lekki" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 17:32:22 UTC 202.2K followers, 267.9K engagements
"The predictability of death is what removes her sense of mystery. You cannot gaslight people with death. You also cannot mourn-watch them. Feel free to mourn Buhari however you want to mourn him but you won't erase history. His legacy was that of murder terrorism & theft" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 21:38:33 UTC 202.2K followers, 99.5K engagements
"When we're done with politics and entertainment let's branch into tech. Check some of the top tech founders check their backgrounds - including the unicorns. NEPO BABIES. If you like leave python write scorpion - as far as no be your papa get Foursquare nothing for you 🫵" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:54:15 UTC 202.3K followers, 865.6K engagements
""Everyone will die one day". That one is your father's business. Congratulations to you that is immortal. You'll NOT gaslight a polity to mourn a man who repeatedly raped the rule of law cranked the economy ruled without empathy & killed people. Fuck you and fuck Buhari" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 17:34:27 UTC 200.9K followers, 35.7K engagements
"You cannot harvest tuition fees from XXX students over the span of half a decade then decide to not graduate them. It is not right. It doesn't happen anywhere. After X years you ask them to learn a trade - it is wickedness. #SurvingDentistryinUNICAL" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 15:58:42 UTC 202.2K followers, 225.8K engagements
"@Wizarab10 And if you've never lived it you cannot teach us how to overcome it" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:25:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 159.9K engagements
"Yoruba go say: "Three generations cannot be wretched" 😹 See your papa see your papa papa - you wey be the 3rd generation still wan carry cuppy papa book read. 😹 Poor man pikin wey still wan born poor man. 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 15:47:15 UTC 202.3K followers, 199.1K engagements
""Nepo babies are outworking some of you" You wey talk that thing. God suppose take you" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:04:20 UTC 202.3K followers, 345K engagements
"Your mother Amidat Agboola was appointed in 2019 as Oyo State Head of Service. Your father Hosea Agboola was a former Senate deputy chief whip and was appointed chairman of Governor Seyi Makindes advisory committee. Of course a crying stupid nepo baby. Deliberately taking my entire conversation premise and twisting it to drive a "you're envious" trope. All I've said in summary is - "be conscious of your presence/lack of privileges." Of course stupid nepo babies and their delusional wankers are the ones triggered. Fraud" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 11:20:53 UTC 202.3K followers, 217.9K engagements
"If you like don't read o let that stupid video demoralize your effort at sufficient literacy. For every X Peller there's 10000 wannabes that didn't break out. Peller is an outlier. The goal of education isn't primarily "making money" it is enlightenment. To know to be to become to be better to matter. Most times you make money as a result of it. To make money you need to increase your skill stack simple amplify it with exposure. Education isn't a sure route to breaking out financially but it definitely isn't a scam" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 19:13:16 UTC 202.1K followers, 40.5K engagements
"Let me burst your brain again. Mr Eazi's father Captain Ajibade is a Pilot retired as a squadron leader. His parents even run an aviation consulting business. Na why I dey look that Ibadan boy that year. He wants to cup cuppy from Twitter. Who is your daddy 😂😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 09:50:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.6M engagements
"Post workout meal. Potato-plantain beans porridge chicken drumstick turkey chunk boiled eggs. 🥩 🏋🏻♀" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-12 15:52:42 UTC 200.5K followers, 29.5K engagements
"So much happened last week and I couldn't send my congratulatory wishes specifically to the law graduates that recently got called to bar. My apologies. If you graduated from Unilorin Law with first class kindly respond to this tweet with your transcript. 🙏 🌚" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 20:17:23 UTC 202.2K followers, 51.9K engagements
"Hope Uzodinma. Alleged to have bought a supreme court judgment in 2011 against Osita Izunaso to become Senator. Doesn't have a public academic record. Used to say that he studied criminology at Missouri. Of course a lie. Was accused by Spring Bank of XXX in 2005. Once had a petition filed against him by Festus Keyamo. 😂 Still has a lingering 12M USD fraud case since 2016. As M.D of transurb was owing Bank PHB over 690M naira. During the 2018 APC Primaries he was arrested for defrauding the NPA of $12M USD in a contract scam. Has a X count criminal charge still sitting against him in Abuja." @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 07:22:10 UTC 202.3K followers, 56.6K engagements
"Nepo babies are irritated that a nobody like me - combines brilliance street OT oratory command intellectual strength isn't humble about it can afford to take the trips they take enter the rooms they enter and has the balls to unrattle difficult conversations like this" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:46:54 UTC 202.3K followers, 134.4K engagements
"Own it jor. As long as you no sell any "grass to grace" type shii as book for us. No be you send my papa make hin dey gbezume. Na two of us suppose dey nepolize today. Dem kuku don dey call me lapo daddy for DM. Thank you God for keeping things running smoothly 🙏" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 21:07:57 UTC 202.3K followers, 492.8K engagements
"I was born in Lagos bred in sango ota - lived most of my teenage years in Ota. All the dilapidated roads have been in rot years before my family moved to Ogun State - today those roads are still the same. You think it is hard to fix road Ask Alex Otti. Nigeria works" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 21K engagements
"This is why when a political player appears & looks like he ACTUALLY wants to work a different kind of work - they inspire all kinds of principalities against him. If X people are used to sharing a pie of pizza - it becomes a problem for them when you want to add an extra 5" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 33.1K engagements
"@Johnaslem57 Gutters get level nau. All of us dey drink garri na only you dey use salt drink your own. 😭😂 If you see better fried fish milik olope cashew nut wey I dey use ehn. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 10:41:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 133.4K engagements
"This app is poetically beautiful. A cooking pot of fine chaos. So that HybridOla babe that has become "gist compressor" for NG Twitter is the girlfriend of a chronic debtor that's currently threatening the person he's owing Don't you just love how twisted this is. 😭 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 20:04:03 UTC 202.3K followers, 156.8K engagements
"Tomorrow Okpebholo go write book una go read. 😹 Person wey get E8 for government wey dey lead government. Somebody shout poweerrrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 20:22:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 478.3K engagements
"@Ucheyyy2 So it's not longer about the veracity of the message it is now about the possibility of being misconstrued Difficult conversations must be had regardless of presence/absence of comprehension. That accidents happen doesn't mean people stop buying/driving cars" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:38:42 UTC 202.2K followers, 23.8K engagements
"Ogun State has been plagued with the most unfortunate governors in the South West apart from Ondo State. The white bearded guyman there now @DapoAbiodunCON is the worst. His own is to employ army of social media nitwits to whitewash him & Saturday owanbes. Just look at" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 15:51:57 UTC 202.3K followers, 54.8K engagements
"How much you wan use talent raise😹 Once you leave "founders" check their C Level Execs. I'm even going to far. Check ALL the girls wey constitute FEMCO ALL NEPO BABIES. You wey just enter Unilag you never chop - you go dey form Twitter microwitch. Poor man pikin. 🙂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:54:16 UTC 202.3K followers, 256.3K engagements
"@kenny2dacore Chapter 1: "Started from the scratch now we're here" If e sure for am make e come start from scratch for Aboru" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:26:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 89.2K engagements
"Femi Otedola is the son of Lagos' 9th Governor Micheal Otedola. His father was a governor during the Nigerian third republic. He's the real "old money". There's nothing he wants to write in a book that appeals to people like me. "making it big" una. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 20:38:04 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.7M engagements
"DJ Exclusive's real name is Rotimi Alakija. Rings a bell Yup He's the nephew of Folorunsho Alakija 2nd Richest African Woman. Again not to take away from his talent but Trenches DJ don play for you before 😂 British born two degrees before he pursue dreams. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 12:24:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.6M engagements
"If you read this book and you don't hiss more than XXX times call me bastard. If you remove singlet ehn Nigerian elites go whine your nipple. No let anybody write book for you o 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 15:09:19 UTC 202.3K followers, 354.6K engagements
""There's light at the end of the tunnel" 😹 Na you dem write that quote for. 🫵 Na people wey build the tunnel dey write book for you. No gree o. Somebody shout poweeeeerrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:21:32 UTC 202.3K followers, 97.9K engagements
"I wrote a thread last week one riffraff strolled into the comments to say: "You sef let chatgpt rest nau" Lmaooo. The actual disrespect. My secondary school days had my english teacher cum Principal admitting that he didn't write better essays than I did. Me ChatGPT 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 20:55:00 UTC 202.3K followers, 46.6K engagements
"I have scraped the rocks tired the valley lingered in scars. Life is a bitch. It has fucked me & I have fucked it back. The reason I have my pinned thread up since 2021 is because I wish someone gave me that - when all that surrounded me was the smell of burning flesh as I walked through coals in that valley. X years now & it's been thousands of DMs I've received of young people who have drawn hope from it. There are certain brand deals I have turned down because they wanted me to take down my pinned thread temporarily and have theirs up. For as long as this account stays up it is not coming" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 13:10:21 UTC 202.3K followers, 781.6K engagements
"Took what was supposed to be the crowning moment of a mediocre career & rubbished it for 20K per month at the behest of an occultic govt. - only to become a national laughing stock. After APC you faze into eternal irrelevance. To have lived like this is definitely not life" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-12 22:56:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 211.4K engagements
"As I aged I realised the entire National Anthem was a lie. We didn't have heroes in the past and their labor was definitely not in vain - their labor was towards cementing their families as dynasties on public wealth. Also how they made us believe Murtala was a good man" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 00:01:24 UTC 202.3K followers, 669.6K engagements
"Obi Asika is the uncle to Asa Asika Davido's manager. They're both cousins to Naeto C whose mother was Federal Minister twice btw '99 & '03. Obi Asika's father who is also Asa Asika's grandfather - Anthony Ukpabi Asika was the first "Governor" of the East Central State. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 19:30:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.4M engagements
"If you lived through #EndSARS saw what those demons did to us & you join in protesting for the Nigerian Police - before the end of this week you'll wake up with chicken pox. That's all I'll say" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 17:37:39 UTC 202.3K followers, 118.7K engagements
"My guy. If you test the hardness of a glass it is destined to break" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-12 11:07:17 UTC 200.6K followers, 33.7K engagements
"Dear struggling Kings I've had my own fair share of life's trouble and hopeless waiting. Let me talk to you. If you're unsure what the future holds feeling terribly lonely and all you get is rejections ladened with responsibilities and no sign of help OPEN THIS THREAD" @UnkleAyo on X 2021-12-07 20:15:23 UTC 202.2K followers, 55K engagements
"please don't ask me how I know If you want to mutate your woman into a wild animal give her red wine when she's ovulating. Add small dark chocolates. Eyes have not seen ears have not heard what she'll do to you. Any flavor of Pinot Noir will effect the shapeshifting" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-20 17:03:24 UTC 202.2K followers, 636.5K engagements
"Egbon was able to secure a $1.7B loan in 2007 - X years later he appeared on Forbes list. Saying Otedola's book will speak to you when you can't even borrow 5K from opay. "Is he the only billionaire's child" Is it all billionaire's children interested in business Ode" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:06:41 UTC 202.3K followers, 638.8K engagements
"This man doesn't know what he has done. 🥹 He has signed a deal to live forever in Nigeria's meme library. This act alone has officially made him a Nigeria citizen. Weyrey still scratch ear join. 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-07 21:35:51 UTC 202.1K followers, 443.7K engagements
"Before APC you were: 1990-25 1991-24 1992-23 1993-22 1994-21 1995-20 1996-19 1997-18 1998-17 1999-16 2000-15 By 2031 you'll be: 1990-41 1991-40 1992-39 1993-38 1994-37 1995-36 1996-35 1997-34 1998-33 1999-32 2000-31 You need to see in numbers how APC is ruining your life" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 04:04:00 UTC 202.3K followers, 179.2K engagements
"@wilma_nut Otedola wan whine our nipple. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:18:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 166.5K engagements
"When I started my 20's decade I knew that I needed money lessons if I wanted to feature in a particular life in my 30's. I've also learnt that you play the game different when you eclipse into another decade. As I venture into my 30's decade this is my possible play. 🧵" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-08 08:37:51 UTC 202.3K followers, 201.9K engagements
"😂😂😂😂😂 You'll not believe the title of the book & the reviewer. Bruh I dey dieee. 😂😂😂😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 17:18:58 UTC 202.3K followers, 132.1K engagements
"Some billionaire's children just want to relax and open foundations. The point is "privilege" and "access" - that's already set you ahead with a nitro booster. Even if you give me example of billionaire's children that failed - they failed forward. Money still dey for house" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:06:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 132.5K engagements
"When Obi approached politics in the Nigerian nonconventional way you people called him naive and "out of touch with grassroots". Now sons of perdition are politicizing it a cultural act of serving food at a burial. If he likes let him sell Mgbadume at least he's not a thief" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 07:36:58 UTC 200.4K followers, 452.3K engagements
"@ConzyMrc I'm an avid reader but madly selective. Many people write for different reasons - you gaz first assess the intention of the author. Wetin dey give Otedola money Otedola no go tell me. I go still carry 10K buy him book 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 16:52:45 UTC 202.3K followers, 148.4K engagements
"It didn't matter the urban structural genius GRV was sharing round TV stations b4 the elections - he wasn't enough because of his maternal roots. We are not led by clueless leaders. We are led by calculated callous people protecting a system that works for them. Nigeria works" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 31.4K engagements
".@Oluomoofderby what is going on When people migrate into foreign lands - it is a different level of wickedness to leverage their desperation steal from them block them while at it leaving them in pain and tears. In what world is this fair" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-14 22:08:37 UTC 202.2K followers, 84K engagements
"😂😂😂😂😂😂 this country Abobi is there now & he's using straw to suck what's left. "Water from an empty well" una. After you use how many years push powder for Chicgs. 😂 If you raise armpit ehn Nigerian elites go too totori you. No let anybody write book for you o 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 16:39:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 215.6K engagements
"Of course a TVC presenter. Suit wearing idiots. The desperate one isn't the drug lord & institutionalized thief who has publicly acceded to electoral manipulation It is the spotless politician serving rice at a burial. This is already a national news conversation you know" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 09:38:48 UTC 202.1K followers, 512.3K engagements
"It is only on social media that Buhari is resting in peace. As of now we've not seen any celebratory videos from the south east or west but there's widespread celebration in the North. I want it see how Arewa twitter spins this. You cannot gaslight people into mourning" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 23:01:17 UTC 202.2K followers, 405.3K engagements
"You follow Teni dey sing "Money don't buy happiness". 🫠 If dem never spank your papa TV e no dey on. See your laptop if you never fold the wire - e no dey charge. If you no wear better jeans you no fit put your LAPtop for laps. 😹 You no ge'sense 🧏♂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 14:19:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 140K engagements
"Nation scale poverty is an intentional design. If you keep the people rich enough to only source their next meal you can own them. You can feed them enough to motivate them. When you're able to sell "hope" consistently to them you've won. Wicked people" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:45:38 UTC 202.3K followers, 111.3K engagements
"@avogroovy We all had that shirt 😂 And one other grass grass something something money" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 17:19:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 9764 engagements
"If my grandfather was the first eastern governor you think say I no go dey entrepreneurial. Go Oshodi see better hustlers. People wey life don give over XXX for first half wan write book for us. No gree o. Hol your nipples well o - else dem go whine am wetin no good. 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:54:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 147.9K engagements
"I really want my brothers to know that: When you see some who has a lot of knowledge they amassed it over time. When you see someone who has diversified skillset they developed it over time. Everything that LASTS is accomplished over time. It is called dues. PAY IT" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 11:58:47 UTC 202.1K followers, 54.8K engagements
""Just save more than you spend" Inside #12500 No be you dem write am for o. 🧏♂ You wey your ribs dey show Poor man pikin. Chop o. Chop o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 23:27:46 UTC 202.3K followers, 625K engagements
"See whining 😹 You wey go first all of us do great things. Na the one wey you do remain we go pursue. 😂😭 Nothing wey Funke Akindele never act - wetin take am XX years to achieve you nail am for your first movie. Poor man pikin. Kai" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:48:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 588.9K engagements
"I'd point at cars that'd fit me and imagine myself driving them. I'd view not from the position of envy but from the position of satisfaction. I'd walk in the car shop and ask the price bargain the price then as I leave I'd gesture as though I'm driving out. I felt good" @UnkleAyo on X 2021-12-07 20:15:28 UTC 202.1K followers, 2772 engagements
"@afilmhead @Wizarab10 Na only Mgbadume she never sell. Tomorrow if she launch am rub am pink dye it's still going. She fit comot the business that week enter Harvard the next week go start law degree - her papa go dey write book for us. 😂 Shout poweeerrr jor. 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:32:30 UTC 202.3K followers, 79.2K engagements
"Even Okoya pikin don dey act skit. E sing song last year e act skit this year. Wetin you dey use do full life career manchi carry am dey do side quest. See as billionaire house dey echo Good. Dem dey write book for you na your brain dey echo" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:43:29 UTC 202.3K followers, 492.9K engagements
"Firstly if you tell me "wrap it up" - God will punish you. Secondly If you think my point has been "a nobody cannot make it" or "don't hustle" -or "stop reading books". Hold your head shout "I am a stupid person" X times" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:08:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 500.9K engagements
"Not to take anything from Mr Eazi who is an incredible genius btw but at XX he unilaterally decided to relocate to Ghana to study at KNUST. At XX Jamb still dey take your life. 😭 Some things dey wey you no fit enjoy again just lay better pass for your children" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 09:50:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 277.7K engagements
""Nepo babies are outworking some of you" 😹😹😹 You don go summer before 😂 Scratch that. No be when you join Twitter you know wetin be summer. Rich man pikin dey go summer poor man pikin dey read book. Somebody shout poweeeerrrrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 10:20:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 630.5K engagements
"@ThaBoyYom Nepo baby. See your richard millie for frame X. Na why you no dey comot kitchen" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:56:53 UTC 202.3K followers, 3489 engagements
"His Excellency Peter Gregory Obi - My Principal. Happy birthday in arrears to you. 🎂 This is coming now because I didn't want sons of perdition to politicize the weekend's conversation. Thank you for being a breath of fresh air. Posterity will be kind to you" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 19:50:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 96.1K engagements
"I latched onto that corporate lesson - If someone like you they'll hire you. If they like you they will train you. When it clicked I laid my hands on every piece D Carnegie had ever written. Likeability is a skill that can be learnt & belted. Likeability is not asslicking" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:40:48 UTC 202.3K followers, 82K engagements
""The North won't forget". Northern rule 47yrs out of 62yrs with Nigeria as an independent country. Highest out of school children - North Highest poverty - North Highest insurgency - North Highest mother death at childbirth - North Highest children death - North The civil war was fought in the East for XX months. Entirely levelled. They rebuilt the region from scratch with nothing to their names. Today poverty is at its lowest there literacy is the highest mother death at childbirth is also at its lowest. Hopefully the North doesn't forget. You've clenched onto power for X decades by this" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-14 09:18:43 UTC 202.2K followers, 498.7K engagements
"He clocked XX today by the way. 🙂 Happy birthday once again Egbon faceplanted BBL @seyilaw1" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-22 16:56:24 UTC 200.4K followers, 245K engagements
"@adekunleGOLD Contributing to the chain here. If your graduated with first class *specifically from Unilorin - post your transcripts. 🌚" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 18:36:31 UTC 202.3K followers, 324K engagements
"Last year I was in Malta for my birthday - Planned Sevilla this year until they fixed a professional exam for my birthday week 🥴 Spent my birthday preparing for the exam - anyways the result just came in. 💫 🎉" @UnkleAyo on X 2023-05-10 08:28:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 77.1K engagements
"The man they criticize daily is a private citizen. The people they support currently rule at the helm of affairs. -+-+-+ The man they criticize daily is on frame I. The people the support on frame II. A society of intellectually flaccid monumentally repulsive retards" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 13:32:57 UTC 202.3K followers, 20K engagements
"@ThankGodmene Na only for Nollywood poor man pikin dey marry rich man pikin. For real life:" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 10:48:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 72K engagements
"Man scrolls Man sees Man stops Man nods Man tears up Man smiles" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-01 20:26:32 UTC 201K followers, 339.9K engagements
"Umar Musa Yaradua - arguably one of Nigeria's most decent Presidents. When he died the entire nation was thrown into genuine mourning. One of our only shot at corruption-free governance. You cannot fake mourning. You cannot gaslight people into mourning" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 18:09:51 UTC 202.2K followers, 432.3K engagements
"This is who he was. He had no respect for electoral processes or the rule of law. Over XXX people murdered including serving corp members because he lost the 2011 elections. You keep going the way you're going and this is how we will remember you Bola" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 23:47:52 UTC 200.3K followers, 39.3K engagements
"Since we're talking about Otedola. X siblings. Ayo runs Otedola farms. Rotimi runs Afrinero. They both invested $3.6M in Geregu. Lola is an accomplished Lawyer Most of the top shows in Nigeria run under Muyiwa's entertainment brand XX label. Dey there make pant dey wear you" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 08:44:17 UTC 202.3K followers, 275.9K engagements
"@simisanya Energy that I fuck w. Stunt on her envious ass. Congratulations to you both. 🎈" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:11:24 UTC 202.3K followers, 83.7K engagements
"@DangoteGroup Hmmm 😂 👏 hmmm 👏😂 Word word" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 13:06:19 UTC 202.3K followers, 48.3K engagements
"You've quoted me twice unprovoked this year (with foolishness) - that I've ignored bcos of someone in your circle I have mutual respect for. Today I've come to catch my sub on your TL. Your mother was Oyo HoS & you used that access for a scam. STFU" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 11:20:22 UTC 202.3K followers, 1.2M engagements
"LAX came back from the UK and under a year met Wizkid through his stylist in 2013. Know his father Barrister Taiwo Afolabi. Founder Sifax Group of Companies Operator Tincan Island Ports Terminal C Bought the Warri Port for $100m Owner of Lagos Marriot Hotel Ikeja" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 15:29:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.1M engagements
"Yoruba tiktok is another cesspit you want to avoid at night. 😭 😂 God please. 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-14 19:08:07 UTC 202.2K followers, 56.3K engagements
"This useless boy has started again 😭 😂 You know what I think I like him. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 15:54:05 UTC 202.3K followers, 214.1K engagements
"@Samdrew27881981 This one too is a first class student 😂😭 See their school logo behind her. 😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 23:11:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 32.2K engagements
"Last video for today I'm sorry 😭 But it looks like they've released new batch of mad people 😭 Wtf is this again. 😭😭😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-09 21:53:50 UTC 202.3K followers, 740.8K engagements
""Una plenty for this app wey no go school sha" 😂😭 Blacqeez omo weyrey 😂 eyan Egi Einstein 😂😂😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 22:11:18 UTC 202.3K followers, 171.9K engagements
"@Wizarab10 We have 600K in the #PeopleHelpingPeople @PH3LPeople account from last year. We've been looking for a weekend to disburse it but this seems like a better cause. We will empty the entire account to this effect. Looking forward to the successful surgery. #HandsOnDeck" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 19:32:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 242.7K engagements
"Dapo Abiodun jailed in 1986 of credit card fraud. When he contested in 2015 for senatorial seat he did so against Kashamu - another drug kingpin. When he became Governor he appointed Abidemi Rufai as SSA - arrested in 2021 for employment fraud. These are your leaders" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 20:01:12 UTC 202.3K followers, 372.6K engagements
"@Adukeadexoxo Tomorrow dem go write book for poor man pikin. Poor man go wan implement wetin they book brain go knock. I go lie for you 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:29:55 UTC 202.3K followers, 88.6K engagements
"Nigerian elites go whine you no panic. 😂😂 You wey be say if you commot tarmac - you never know wetin you go chop this night. See nau money wey you suppose use chop you use am buy book. If you read the book finish laanu sategun. 😂 "Leaving the tarmac" una 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 16:47:17 UTC 202.3K followers, 317.8K engagements
"Let's chat when you have one of these lil bro" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-08 22:05:23 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.6M engagements
"Nepo baby na biggie. Nepa baby na opom. Poor man pikin. 😹 MMS" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:59:59 UTC 202.3K followers, 141.4K engagements
""The North Will Remember" The North should look below and see people that have ruled Nigeria since Independence -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Nnamdi Azikiwe 3yrs East Aguiyi Ironsi X yr East Yakubu Gowon 9yrs North Murtala Muhammed X yr North Olusegun Obasanjo 3yrs West Shehu Shagari X yrs North Muhammadu Buhari 2yrs North Ibrahim Babangida 8yrs North Ernest Shonekan X yr West Sani Abacha 5yrs North Abdulsalami Abubakar X yr North Olusegun Obasanjo 8yrs West Umaru Musa YarAdua 3yrs North Goodluck Jonathan 5yrs South Muhammadu Buhari 8yrs North" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-14 12:56:36 UTC 202.2K followers, 118.6K engagements
"100L vs Ph.D Final Year From wearing a Paris branded T-shirt with an uncertain future tattered sandals and an empty belly - to doing everything I've always wanted to do in Paris. Life a poetic simulation" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 13:45:24 UTC 202.3K followers, 341.1K engagements
"Nepo baby wey wan start to learn tech dem give am Macbook 16" M3 Pro. See you nau. Poor man pikin. Dem fit use your DELL laptop boil ewa oloyin. 😹" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:29:26 UTC 202.3K followers, 432.9K engagements
"Italy wants me to come back to contribute to local institute - wasn't the original agreement. Supervisor in France is fighting for me to stay to fulfill the original agreement. "Let's do another X months" he says. Me I'm indifferent. May the best email win" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-10 08:37:49 UTC 200.5K followers, 80.8K engagements
""Money can't buy happiness" 😹 As dem dey enter private jets you see water for their eyes 😂 Dem wan kee poor man pikin with quotes. Na money you no get. No let them whine you o. 🧏♂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 21:39:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 373.1K engagements
"It is not effort to "employ" it is the intention to condescend. "Hey come look at Masters graduates are applying to be my cameraman as an illiterate". It is a lever to drive the " school na scam" trope. That's why he's streaming it. Peller is both a child and an idiot" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 19:12:50 UTC 202.2K followers, 253.4K engagements
"@official_veenom Davido wey never shit for shalanga before say him start from face me I face you. Nigerian billionaires go whine you iwo sha ma panic. 😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:42:53 UTC 202.2K followers, 80.1K engagements
"Nobody fall from nowhere. Na you no just know. As you don know now no carry your nipples give them o. If you give Naija elites your nipples dem go too whine am. No let anybody sell book for you o. 😂 Somebody shout powerrrrr" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 19:30:09 UTC 202.3K followers, 274.9K engagements
"I say you'll not believe the author seh 😂😂😂 This country 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No let anybody write book for you 😹 Ahn ahn shout poweeeerrrr nau" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 15:54:25 UTC 202.3K followers, 229K engagements
"@fateemah_kyari Both you your father Kyari and your entire lineage Fatima" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 21:04:30 UTC 200.4K followers, 148.5K engagements
"@SmaAfc Innocent Kazim from Iyana Iba go read the book wan implement "I started from nothing" from chapter one - engine go knock. You wan start from nothing without 1.5B loan in your first year of business 😂 How you wan do am 😭😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:33:04 UTC 202.3K followers, 150.2K engagements
".@Hybrid_Ola is it true that this is your boyfriend 👀 Do you mind doing us your usual unsolicited service by compiling the gist 🌚" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 20:07:08 UTC 202.3K followers, 235.1K engagements
"I'm not even trolling. A graduate from Unilorin once argued that a President doesn't govern. His argument: "a governor governs a President presidens a house of reps member respirates." I need to visit that school. 😭😭" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 21:23:27 UTC 202.3K followers, 729.9K engagements
""Make hay while the sun shine" Na you dem write that quote for o 🫵 😹 Your own na to make hay - rich man and him bae go use your hay make him day. 😹😹 No let anybody whine you o. 🧏♂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:29:27 UTC 202.3K followers, 66K engagements
"You don see dem use nepo baby act winch for school drama before 😹 Na Lapo baby go act winch act devil - still act thief join. Ahhhh. Poor man pikin" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:40:52 UTC 202.3K followers, 261.6K engagements
"I've put all the independent tweets as a thread here. So that anyday anybody wan whine you wan sell book for you - you know where to find all the receipts. No gree o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 21:17:06 UTC 202.3K followers, 218.6K engagements
"Person papa die. You go their house for condolence visit go dey tell am say: "I understand how you feel" You wey your papa and mama dey house" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 10:39:13 UTC 202.3K followers, 258.4K engagements
"@real_POK If you open singlets Nigerian elites go whine your nipples. No gree o. Somebody shout power 😂😂😂😂😂" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:06:22 UTC 202.1K followers, 70.7K engagements
"Wole Soyinka's uncle is Fela's father. Herbert Macaulay that egbon wey dey XX naira is the grandson to Ajayi Crowther & also Fela's great grandfather. Because Fela dey follow una smoke Igbo you think say na common man. 😂 No let anybody write book for you o" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 22:22:42 UTC 202.3K followers, 2.2M engagements
"Your kinsmen lynched an Innocent lady to death. You Jamil an "educated" person - came online to defend that public lynching. The way I'll die is the way you'll die. No one is waiting for me on the other side with a hot slap. Deborah is waiting for you" @UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-14 15:33:05 UTC 200.3K followers, 141.8K engagements