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# ![@UnkleAyo Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::810392535084527617.png) @UnkleAyo 👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊

👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 posts on X about if you, nigeria, money, to the the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/interactions)
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- X Month XXXXXXXXXX +20%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +762%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +112%

### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/posts_active)
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- X Month XXX +7.90%
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### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/followers)
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- X Month XXXXXXX +3.60%
- X Months XXXXXXX +56%
- X Year XXXXXXX +65%

### CreatorRank: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  #2388 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  #5623 [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  #394 [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXX% [currencies](/list/currencies)  XXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  XXX% [mls](/list/mls)  XXX%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) #1333, [nigeria](/topic/nigeria) #51, [money](/topic/money) #1925, [to the](/topic/to-the) #2265, [diddy](/topic/diddy) #604, [countries](/topic/countries) #122, [business](/topic/business) #522, [france](/topic/france) #83, [goat](/topic/goat) #1615, [matter](/topic/matter) #1911

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Don't say I didn't do anything for you. 🙏 XX countries and their under researched visa programs: Portugal : Academic Researchers Visa Luxembourg : Academic Researchers Visa Spain : National Researcher Visa (residence for research training & R&D) France : Passeport-Talent (Chercheur / researcher talent passport) Germany : Residence permit for researchers Netherlands : Residence permit for an orientation year (zoekjaar) for graduates & researchers Japan : Municipal Startup Visa program Estonia : Startup Visa (non-EU founders Lithuania : Startup Lithuania visa program Czech Republic : Long-stay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982764030335893843)  2025-10-27T10:59Z 242.4K followers, 179.1K engagements


"Part of my daily dental routine involves manual flossing after tongue scraping. I recently upgraded to this oral irrigator for flossing. Boys don't say I didn't put you on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993604364984803727)  2025-11-26T08:54Z 242.4K followers, 159.4K engagements


"Nvm. Fixed it. 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993993597813711097)  2025-11-27T10:41Z 242.4K followers, 3.8M engagements


"Ronaldo: X Ballon dOr X European Golden Shoe Messi: X Ballon dOr X European Golden Shoe XX trophies (39 club trophies X UCL X World Cup X International country trophies) Now EC winner. The GOAT conversation was never in question. 🐐"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995058377685434422)  2025-11-30T09:12Z 242.4K followers, 113.7K engagements


"Best in victim It's about time people started calling you out for what you actually are. You're not giving from the goodness of your heart it is public fucking money you twat. How are your beneficiaries dormant accounts and people who tweeted last in 2023"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995955965867557233)  2025-12-02T20:39Z 242.4K followers, 712.2K engagements


"Are people still haters for asking genuine questions How is a beneficiary posting different laptops Did you receive X different front cameras different mouse pad different stickers. Are these not pointers of a coordinated scam Are the concerns/questions not genuine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996005228856914390)  2025-12-02T23:55Z 242.4K followers, 281.1K engagements


"Messi just led Inter Miami to their MLS cup win. 🏆 🐐 Lionel Messi 🔟 Only player in history to win X Ballon dOr awards (20092023) 🪙 Most goals for a single club: XXX goals for FC Barcelona 📅 Most goals in a calendar year: XX goals in 2012 (Guinness World Record) 🎯 Only player with 40+ goals in XX consecutive seasons (20092019) Most La Liga goals in history: XXX goals in XXX matches 🧠 Most assists in football history: Over XXX assists 🧵 Most assists in a single La Liga season 🪜 Only player to score in XX consecutive La Liga matches Scored against all XX teams in a single season"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997440285308064031)  2025-12-06T22:57Z 242.4K followers, 43.6K engagements


"I'll never understand people who engage in near-death like this. It's like telling Satan to "do your worst". He ended up paralyzed from the chest down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998042121866191143)  2025-12-08T14:48Z 242.4K followers, 88.9K engagements


"Why does the Central Bank of Nigeria @cenbank have Arabic inscriptions on the naira notes Is Nigeria actually a secular state"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1986380473048965575)  2025-11-06T10:29Z 242.1K followers, 1.2M engagements


"It doesn't matter that you've deleted El Gran' OsFRAUDo. They warned you but you claimed to have smoke for me. It's the weekend and I'm ready to play. Come outside nau. You don't want everyone to remember that you're the one who defrauded someone of 9K USD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1994479287270014997)  2025-11-28T18:51Z 241.8K followers, 238.8K engagements


"Every young man deserves to have that season in his life where he's not living with anyone. Not family not friends not squatting. Just you in your man cave. Driving into your home in the car of your choice to your XX inch TV with controller in hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995074519011307561)  2025-11-30T10:16Z 241.9K followers, 177.6K engagements


"One day your silent wishes will become answered prayers. You'll look back and see where you stand to be where you once prayed to be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995731968361722098)  2025-12-02T05:49Z 241.9K followers, 96K engagements


""Pray for 2face""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995736201219695005)  2025-12-02T06:06Z 241.9K followers, 37.5K engagements


"Dotun is fine with me sharing this. This is a copy of the court's order on shared custody mandating joint custody and restraining any half of the excouple from travelling out with the children without permission. Imagine not being able to see your children. Your blood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995958605724745801)  2025-12-02T20:49Z 241.9K followers, 98.6K engagements


"I've spoken before about my experience lecturing in School of Health Technology Jega Kebbi. I was lecturing 300L students environmental microbiology. During exams - X out of XX students cannot spell biology talk less of answering questions. They all graduate eventually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995990464495808895)  2025-12-02T22:56Z 241.9K followers, 346.8K engagements


"@FrannieWak Thank you. 🙏 He has actually deleted it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996135347743313992)  2025-12-03T08:32Z 242.2K followers, 36.3K engagements


"Adesope Shopsydoo comes off as a weird fellow. Like those gossiping weird fellows. With social interactions he's like the elderly version of poco Lee but poco lee comes off as someone who knows how to enjoy the company and shut his mouth. That's not how I see Adesope"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996634605731172543)  2025-12-04T17:36Z 241.9K followers, 38.8K engagements


"This happened today in a sovereign country. Livestream from a church in Kwara State captures terrorists attacking during a church service. The Nigerian Government has lost the capacity to save the Nigerian people. This video will chill your spine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1990902634765545575)  2025-11-18T21:59Z 242.4K followers, 1.6M engagements


"3 years at Al Nassr. X more years to go. 208m per year 17.4m/month 4m/week 579k/day Signing bonus up to 38m XX% club stake No cup. No trophy. No Spoon. No Utensil. His fans won't shut up at upcoming 1000 goals. Kwaku the traveller el camello 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995060900768956921)  2025-11-30T09:22Z 242.4K followers, 561.7K engagements


"As a young man when you first stack your first collection of coins - no rush go put woman for house. "Nothing dey street". You sef find out by yourself. A man's bachelorhood season of aloneness - is central to him finding out parts of him he didn't know existed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995767863391424813)  2025-12-02T08:11Z 242.4K followers, 225.2K engagements


""Had his emotions spiked" He has seen cancelling that fathered other cancellings - now he's paying for random funerals. 💀 At this point he'll mop Times Square before Dec 25th - just because he wants to sell tickets. Better go and take lessons from Sanwoolu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996214372503265652)  2025-12-03T13:46Z 242.4K followers, 57.9K engagements


"This isn't true. You need an incredible amount of shamelessness before you witness growth that compounds. I started teaching in 2010. I would teach Chemistry in the morning ride okada in the evening teach tutorials on weekend. The students I was teaching some my age mates some older than myself - I would carry on my bike in the evening then go back to organize early morning tutorials the next day. No shame. The money I made from Okada I split my earnings - one part to my siblings one part to my academics. Thats how I was able to pay my first tuition. In school I was also riding Okada while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996644708479541369)  2025-12-04T18:16Z 242.4K followers, 475.8K engagements


"One day their leaders will proclaim how their doctrines are flawed and ask for forgiveness. We've seen it happen over and over again. With deeper life and even with RCCG. If you are not bound by the shackles of religion you don't know what you have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996925756128059430)  2025-12-05T12:52Z 242.4K followers, 60.3K engagements


""Jehovah witness is a cult" "O such an evil organization" "How heartless can they be" Na only explanations we dey see from their members. Nobody don comot knife. I hope our Allahu Akbarians are taking notes. 🙏 Small argument na Allahu gbau gbau. 🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997026706897432625)  2025-12-05T19:34Z 242.4K followers, 247.9K engagements


"I've been bookmarking tweets from Ghana Twitter since yesterday. As always I am a patient man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997268622323192086)  2025-12-06T11:35Z 242.4K followers, 175.9K engagements


"@officialABAT @ecowas_cedeao Hopefully we can be thankful of the United States forces for gallantly defending and protecting our constitutional order in the future. Your deliberate ineptitude as confirmed today - when external forces forcefully mediate I hope you can tweet in thanks to them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997807557998702969)  2025-12-07T23:16Z 242.4K followers, 247.7K engagements


"Macron to Tinubu after getting him to do France's dirty work on the continent:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997927254735888777)  2025-12-08T07:12Z 242.4K followers, 19.3K engagements


"GOAT of Youtubers. 😂 El dreamo Joseph the son of Jacob - always changes his dream as soon as Messi achieves them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998507630378278977)  2025-12-09T21:38Z 242.4K followers, 45.5K engagements


"No XX 😂 We saw them at the last AFCON with faces only a mother can love. Heads shaped like oil rigs with inflated nostrils like XXL vuvuzelas. They were wielding unbalanced shoulders and dentition like chinese jigsaws. Most handsome men ke 😭 Eaasyyyy nau. 😭🧎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998880487595716762)  2025-12-10T22:20Z 242.4K followers, 426.1K engagements


"The brother arrested for fraud is back. He's the one on the 4th frame looking up to his mentor the Chief Fraud. As expected he's getting a hero's welcome by the Chief Eulogiser for Frauds. I expect to see him in the Senate by 2027 as expected"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999038348829323427)  2025-12-11T08:47Z 242.4K followers, 502.9K engagements


""3-square" meals is deeply rooted in poverty. The more financially comfortable you get & healthier you become the less you eat. Food is medicine. Food is also poison. Your body isn't designed to hold as much as you're consuming daily especially if you're sedentary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999051745063014701)  2025-12-11T09:40Z 242.4K followers, 157.9K engagements


"Hey @grok What is my 2025 Twitter wrapped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999108658332868975)  2025-12-11T13:27Z 242.4K followers, 51.8K engagements


"@grok Such inaccurate report you are actually dull. There's been numerous 50K 30K likes posts. I even remember this one. You most likely scraped analytics from the last 30D because you're lazy or incompetent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999111688256180541)  2025-12-11T13:39Z 242.4K followers, 12.6K engagements


"Comparing Davido with Burna boy always rubs off on me wrongly man. Always. There's no song Davido has done that Burna wouldn't kill ** if he wanted to; but there's no song that Burna has done that Davido can replicate even if he tried. There's no Big X. There's X and Big 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1784261158251164121)  2024-04-27T16:39Z 242.2K followers, 221.5K engagements


"Look at the passion in his voice. You cannot ask this person: "Nigeria first or Islam first" You already know to what he owes his ultimate duty. You cannot merge people with fundamental ideological gaps together. Something has to give. It can't work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1986421995618377756)  2025-11-06T13:14Z 242.3K followers, 47.6K engagements


"Paris in all of its nightly glory outside of Jardin des Tuileries. 🌲 🎡 Don't let people who only come here during summer lie to you. This is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 🗼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993802918819189080)  2025-11-26T22:03Z 242.2K followers, 28.6K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995369107303350428)  2025-12-01T05:47Z 242.3K followers, 83.8K engagements


"In a world where men are cursed out for being deadbeats Dotun has been crying out publicly for years. His daughters have been snatched out from his arms & permanently disconnected from him. Same thing was done to Comedian Buchi. No father deserves to go through this. None"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995378915297333298)  2025-12-01T06:26Z 242.2K followers, 235.6K engagements


"I've been seeing comments like this & it is an absolutely unfair thing to say. Children aren't disposable tampons that you can just forget bin & buy new ones. Those girls are his flesh and blood. He desperately wants to be in their lives & he's fighting as a father should"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995417714794664022)  2025-12-01T09:00Z 242.2K followers, 61.5K engagements


"Please speak up for Dotun. Stop asking him to forget about his children & 'start a new family'. They are his girls not KFC super packs. There is a court order that mandated shared custody. @iamdbanj mediate and let this father have access to his girls. #IStandWithDotun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995428931424633013)  2025-12-01T09:45Z 242.2K followers, 489.6K engagements


"No evidence of abuse was substantiated against Dotun. He's not a threat to the children. Dotun is alive. Dotun is their father but he can't see them. He hasn't seen them since 2021. It might be 'another gist' for you but please speak up for Dotun. #IStandWithDotun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995518189783101901)  2025-12-01T15:39Z 242.2K followers, 130.7K engagements


"To every idiot that called me a liar God will punish all of you. Also I need you to get the fuck out of my DMs. The fraud embers around you were shining bright when your solo funding to an initiative you started was harassment as a service. Again my bullshittometer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996128252927307787)  2025-12-03T08:03Z 242.3K followers, 238.5K engagements


"Ayilori has deleted his response to this tweet where he admitted to not working as a Doctor in the UK despite public misrepresentation. Who has a screenshot please Kindly share for documentation purposes. Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996132269694620062)  2025-12-03T08:19Z 242.2K followers, 293.1K engagements


"Annual blood donation and quarterly bloodwork (CBC LDL HDL STIs AST ALT GGT Creatinine) done. Clean bill of health. Gentlemen go and do your bloodwork"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996195989661859956)  2025-12-03T12:33Z 242.2K followers, 25.1K engagements


"Odogwu don dey sell provisions 😭😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996236675979137203)  2025-12-03T15:14Z 242.3K followers, 236.7K engagements


"My colleague called in sick today I know that bastard is lying because I see am for African market yesterday. No wams. Tomorrow I'll call in sick telling them I 'contracted the flu' from the person who called in sick two days ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996240370414289187)  2025-12-03T15:29Z 242.3K followers, 698.8K engagements


"I don read this tweet like XX times I no see El Camello. 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996701168710639859)  2025-12-04T22:00Z 242.2K followers, 79.1K engagements


"In all of these it is the infantilizers I feel like slapping the most. "She doesn't know better. Please be kind" Excuse me. There are hundreds of people currently on their death beds who'd roll on the ground just for a crumb of the favor she's receiving. Don't annoy me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996848361090269664)  2025-12-05T07:45Z 242.3K followers, 196.6K engagements


"Tiktok is such a useless platform 😭 I bumped into a video of users debating stats of Nigerian music albums. One bastard left a comment saying: "Abeg who get stats of No Signs of Wike" 😭 Took me an entire minute to get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996856446466785755)  2025-12-05T08:17Z 242.2K followers, 390.9K engagements


"@Winco_HP I understand you. You're in a cult so it makes sense that bants offend you. I can appreciate his greatness as others & still enjoy bants especially when it is funny even criticize him when he fucks up. I understand that all of these truths coexisting is a foreign concept"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996862851676622964)  2025-12-05T08:42Z 242.4K followers, 24.2K engagements


"If that 30M was sent to Aunty Esther's account - she go first give her church 90%. That's the foolishness religion has beset us with. If you hold your doctrinal beliefs that high why come to the public for support Let your fellow witnesses cough out money for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996865726578307138)  2025-12-05T08:54Z 242.2K followers, 154.1K engagements


"Given the antecedence of Aunty Esther she should have been grateful to the soil for receiving the help she received. For someone with dismal empathy levels to receive the amount of empathy she has received. You fit dey mourn your mama make she plug tomato under your tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996883614135734403)  2025-12-05T10:05Z 242.2K followers, 160.5K engagements


"Your belief no want make you do blood transfusion but you dey select soup. 🫠 Make them give thick egusi with palm oyel bokoto cow leg and shaki wey dey hang for teeth. I know what you are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996891564216668589)  2025-12-05T10:37Z 242.2K followers, 414.5K engagements


"Brother please calm down. Relax abeg 🙏 The first line is debatably unnecessary but did you have to include the second line I've gone through your profile you're a man like me - a 1943 pentium X hardware. 🙏 Let us exercise caution please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996903416870981664)  2025-12-05T11:24Z 242.2K followers, 132.8K engagements


"Shakespeare: Blood is thicker than water. Aunty Esther: Soup is thicker than blood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996905694709383199)  2025-12-05T11:33Z 242.2K followers, 237.5K engagements


"Ayilori. Ko ni opolo kobo. Tweet is no longer loading. He has started giving you people teaser clips of his own movie. Say na "she outsmarted us""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996923414993605079)  2025-12-05T12:43Z 242.3K followers, 79.3K engagements


"Guess who had stomach pain yesterday 🌚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996986097629364614)  2025-12-05T16:52Z 242.2K followers, 552.2K engagements


"Good morning to all of us whose GOAT is on his 48th trophy 🏆 and is the latest MLS CHAMPION. The roaches from the kebab league can line up on the left for some fura de mumu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997602596891303957)  2025-12-07T09:42Z 242.2K followers, 35.2K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1947268847439876472)  2025-07-21T12:14Z 242.4K followers, 455.1K engagements


"I will always be eternally grateful for this book. Everytime a man wants to enter a new phase in his life I recommend he picks this book up afresh. The grounding. The balance of perspective. Absolute banger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1968579841961123974)  2025-09-18T07:36Z 242.4K followers, 631.6K engagements


"The Chinese looked at the oyster's ability to adhere underwater - took that working principle & developed BoneO2. a biodegradable technology that can glue broken bone fragments in X minutes. This has already been successfully done for XX patients. China is not anyone's mate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1974858446471303514)  2025-10-05T15:25Z 242.4K followers, 547.6K engagements


"Chengdu used to be one of the poorest quietest inland Chinese cities - known for only pandas. Today it currently boasts of a $330B GDP. In XX years China as a country lifted 800M citizens out of poverty. Read it again. EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1979648167869317333)  2025-10-18T20:37Z 242.4K followers, 351K engagements


"I do not regret spending an entire weekend on the new season of this series. Hal is definitely one of my favorite on-screen characters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1979921826940649769)  2025-10-19T14:45Z 242.4K followers, 205.5K engagements


"There's a child laying cold in the ground. A child who could have been anything could have been everything. The demonic degeneracy of a father-son duo has snuffed life out of that baby. The Nigerian Justice system let them walk free. It is not fair. #JusticeForOchanya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982130994619507077)  2025-10-25T17:03Z 242.4K followers, 1M engagements


"It is a good afternoon to remind you that; Ph.D is FREE in Hungary Ph.D is FREE in Saudi Arabia Ph.D is FREE in Finland Ph.D is FREE in Denmark You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Holland You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Austria You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Italy Ph.D is cheap in Israel Ph.D is cheap in New Zealand Ph.D is cheap in France Ph.D is cheap in Norway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982459083794866405)  2025-10-26T14:47Z 242.4K followers, 2.6M engagements


"Why does the Army logo of a secular state have arabic inscriptions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1986059192604455416)  2025-11-05T13:13Z 242.4K followers, 2.6M engagements


"Wike and Seyi Makinde clashing currently in Abuja over occupation of the PDP National Secretariat. I don't understand this country. You work for an APC government the PDP expelled you - but you're still fighting to hold onto PDP. Who does Wike thinks that he is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1990754838058357236)  2025-11-18T12:11Z 242.4K followers, 712.6K engagements


"Life lately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1992947262318874786)  2025-11-24T13:23Z 242.4K followers, 156.8K engagements


"There's no downside to sexual discipline. You plug leaks to ur finances protect your food source lower the risk of contracting "god abeg I no fit piss". Imagine building the craziest tech out of Africa only to be nuked by a X ft broadchested Amaka with Yul Edochie's voice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993024019012952184)  2025-11-24T18:28Z 242.4K followers, 253.7K engagements


"This is another validation to my hypothesis why a lot of people do not make it. I was not going to share this file before - when I bumped into it in my archives. This was the habit tracker I created in September 2018. For context I was working a 70K intern job in V.I Lagos while squatting in sango otta Ogun state (that should explain my wake time). I was working that job while handling home lessons as a sidejob. In between that chaos I was upskilling refining my mindset through books and podcasts. If you see 'driver's license' under my personal todo - it's not because I had a car or even had"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993284455578898543)  2025-11-25T11:43Z 242.4K followers, 97.6K engagements


"So let me put it this way It is actually possible to calculatedly improve your cognitive abilities - to think memorize analyze better. There are activities that help with attention focus processing speed multitasking visual spatial skills. For example If you want to widen your analytical abilities - you can train your brain to wire new neural networks. When you learn how to do a task for the first time whether as a child or adult - your brain builds a neural network which eventually becomes a routine. You can train your brain to break out of that neural network and branch out. My favorite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993741474412827008)  2025-11-26T17:59Z 242.4K followers, 137.1K engagements


"Errm. How do I fit this into my header 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993993422005522721)  2025-11-27T10:40Z 242.4K followers, 2.9M engagements


"I have just completed all X seasons. I can't remember the time a series had me hooked from season I to III. Just because 10/10 is for God & 9/10 is for me - I'll give this an 8/10. 👏👏👏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1994153265320071386)  2025-11-27T21:16Z 242.4K followers, 336.9K engagements


".@rudeboypsquare just sent me an update. After @chubbiedivah falsely accused him of rape she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025 detained and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1994417260597842387)  2025-11-28T14:45Z 242.4K followers, 2.6M engagements


"The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. Sometimes when you're at a crossroad - all you need is a push. Steve Harvey is a fine gentleman. 👏👏👏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996523510580310385)  2025-12-04T10:14Z 242.4K followers, 170.3K engagements


"Nothing disgusts me more than watching the motion of an ingrate. There's nothing special about Aunty Esther. Strangers who owe you nothing pooled together resources to keep you alive but look at you choosing death through religion. Same religion that can't heal you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996838879618548223)  2025-12-05T07:07Z 242.4K followers, 436.9K engagements


"You'll not like my suggestion Dickson but DON'T give the money to the family or church. The money raised on the goodwill of internet strangers was to see another stranger survive death. If she's willingly choosing death there are hundreds of people who would crawl for an opportunity. We've done it before with Sina. We had a call set up & literally saved XX families with 5M - you can do the same for other grateful people. It will be a slap on the face of donors to give that money to THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996857276469039498)  2025-12-05T08:20Z 242.4K followers, 513K engagements


"One of Ezege's finest records 🔥 Wake up on a fine morning with a rock solid erection this sound blasting from your hoofers walk into the kitchen spank your babe's jiggly bumbum as she's frying plantain. 🎵Kene nu onye kelu igwe na uwa 🎶 still blasting in the background"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996957802409976115)  2025-12-05T15:00Z 242.4K followers, 38K engagements


"Aunty Esther is lucky that she's Jehovah Witness at least its only defellowship they will defellowship her. It to say na dem Allahu Kaboom dem for don kill like X people make you know say men dey 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997043012778725821)  2025-12-05T20:38Z 242.4K followers, 787.2K engagements


"That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie took his Vogue (I think) cover performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997326625541591230)  2025-12-06T15:25Z 242.4K followers, 5.2M engagements


"So the Enugu State Government have initiated a new 'combat' group called Forest Guards to tackle Insecurity. Today they started weapons training. 😂 If they explain Nigeria to you and you understand you are the mad person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997387589674828204)  2025-12-06T19:28Z 242.4K followers, 212.8K engagements


"Someone died of food poisoning yesterday because of the recklessness of a restaurant. Henceforth I have decided to stop eating food. What nonsense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997606917573894535)  2025-12-07T09:59Z 242.4K followers, 578.1K engagements


"I don't know why a lot of French people stink the same fucking way. That nauseating mix of garlic and ginger. At X fucking a.m. Don't you baff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997950011355939307)  2025-12-08T08:42Z 242.4K followers, 97K engagements


"One of the poorest Nigerian states with one of the highest out-of-school children with one of the poorest healthcare architecture - takes a 10bn loan to send 1300 on a nonproductive pilgrimage. Our problems are not spiritual. They are on flowing agbada and infinity caps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998028943631565194)  2025-12-08T13:56Z 242.4K followers, 129.8K engagements


"This same woman No worry women wey stupid pass Aunty Remi for the whole Africa no reach X. A walking embodiment of crass bigtry undignified vituperations nasty vileness and overinflated self-aggrandizement. If you don't speak Yoruba get someone to translate for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998031768168087572)  2025-12-08T14:07Z 242.4K followers, 701.8K engagements


""If you like record we will invoke all Lagos deities to send Igbos out. Igbos that refuse to marry Yoruba we will forcefully own you all Igbos in Lagos - that's how God will ordain it in Jesus name. We will forcefully own you. You have harbored evil for us. ""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998063163292709030)  2025-12-08T16:12Z 242.4K followers, 115.5K engagements


""A woman with her own money is dangerous""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998069694700331122)  2025-12-08T16:38Z 242.4K followers, 24.7K engagements


"This useless boy has come again 😂❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998083751243649413)  2025-12-08T17:34Z 242.4K followers, 679.8K engagements


"Bola sent fighter jets into a sovereign country X days ago and dropped bombs. Another military aircraft was grounded in another sovereign country yesterday without authorization - personnels arrested. Bola's puppeteering role becomes incredibly clear daily. If you still think this is about "Benin asked for help" - you're either naive incredibly stupid or incredibly wicked. Bola is positioning Nigeria dangerously with her neighbors. Niger Benin and Burkina Faso - all within X years All for what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998325779193536940)  2025-12-09T09:36Z 242.4K followers, 135.2K engagements


"Guy 😂 I don laugh die. My belle dey tear. 😭😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998333550140043725)  2025-12-09T10:07Z 242.4K followers, 423.4K engagements


"This quote is killing me because e dey evoke flashback wey no good. 💀 Actually the flashback is according to a friend's narration. Flashback by proxy. As for me I thank God that I'm a virgin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998390455088619956)  2025-12-09T13:53Z 242.4K followers, 73.5K engagements


"1 RT. X likes. Observation is not a crime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998450108439081243)  2025-12-09T17:50Z 242.4K followers, 189.1K engagements


"Unsolicited advice to creators whose niche is educational threads & long tweets. Stop writing them all the time. Definitely not multiple times per day. It impresses a lack of quality & people will hit skip faster. Master the art of conveying your thoughts in XXX characters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998507703778636182)  2025-12-09T21:39Z 242.4K followers, 24K engagements


"ISWAP just released a video from where they launched an attack against the Nigerian army position in Borno State yesterday. Don't you just love as they're chanting "Jesus is Lord" Don't you just love the magnificent presence of the Nigerian airforce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998529828979724752)  2025-12-09T23:06Z 242.4K followers, 298.2K engagements


"To all the hustling men out there don't say my boy didn't warn you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998664871039348913)  2025-12-10T08:03Z 242.4K followers, 354.6K engagements


"We urgently need a Netflix documentary on Nigerian marriages in the UK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998674918867636298)  2025-12-10T08:43Z 242.4K followers, 217.1K engagements


"130 KG to XXX KG progressive load for hack squats. 🔥 During your leg days always invoke pelvic depth - that way you can put the daughters of Eve to sleep whenever the occasion demands. This is solely academic not from experience. 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998808296338374845)  2025-12-10T17:33Z 242.4K followers, 60.9K engagements


"A senior special assistant to the Governor of Enugu State just posted this testifying clip as "appraising evidence" of the Nigerian Police hunting down kidnappers. 😂😂 What kind of country did God deploy me into 😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999096626506355183)  2025-12-11T12:39Z 242.4K followers, 187.5K engagements


"@grok Again you're incompetent. You're a generative A.I domiciled within X. The best you could have done is pull stats from your official analytics tracker. Even the themes you assigned to me are inaccurate. Thank you for wasting my time Ode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999113197995876724)  2025-12-11T13:45Z 242.4K followers, 7699 engagements


"Once this song comes on I always forward it to 2:34 - once it hits 3:24 I drag it back to 2:34. I have no interest in the afrododoyo that's happening at the beginning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999132846737293566)  2025-12-11T15:03Z 242.4K followers, 98.2K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1969973050558103922)  2025-09-22T03:52Z 242.4K followers, 539.6K engagements


"If you know anyone in grad school running their MSc or PhD - you might want to share this research roadmap with them. Clickable links: - + - + - + - +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1980555508382605821)  2025-10-21T08:43Z 242.4K followers, 101.7K engagements


"One of my favorite leaders in the world. Lee Kuan Yew. His press conference speech when Malaysia expelled them in 1965. No soldiers no economy no money shanties poverty - not even portable water on a small island. XX years ago. Mr Lee built Singapore brick by brick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1980721458100814289)  2025-10-21T19:42Z 242.4K followers, 197.1K engagements


"It is a good evening to remind you that: Masters is free in Czech Republic Masters is free in Denmark Masters is cheap in Finland Masters is free in Iceland Masters is cheap in Austria Masters is cheap in Sweden Masters is cheap in Poland Masters is free in Hungary Masters is free in Germany Masters is free in Italy Masters is relatively affordable in Norway (Where you see free read tuition free or presence of merit/economic scholarships; Cheap is relative mostly under 2000 euros per year)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982487640856216023)  2025-10-26T16:41Z 242.4K followers, 648.9K engagements


"Spreadsheet of countries offering free/cheap tuition Bachelors program (taught in English) globally - across all disciplines. Official application links requirements programs english test required visa links - the entire resource stack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982942934065447271)  2025-10-27T22:50Z 242.4K followers, 147.6K engagements


"Probably the most important 8-minute video you will see today - and it is my entire 2025 life on a spreadsheet. 📋 ✨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1992934709752664384)  2025-11-24T12:33Z 242.4K followers, 153.5K engagements


"This is one way I track my personal finances - and I am sharing it with you FOR FREE. I also added a COLI index page that helps anyone compare to other countries their disposable income. What you don't track you cannot improve. I want you to win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993719673800872436)  2025-11-26T16:33Z 242.4K followers, 71.6K engagements


"Over the years I've shared countless resources for free. ✨ For the first time I'm putting together multiple sheets of scholarships low cost tuition across XXX countries - for BSc MSc & PhDs in one resource. All in exchange for coffee on my table"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1994312673232658734)  2025-11-28T07:49Z 242.4K followers, 81.4K engagements


"@silverpenydr Alright Ayilori. Since that question is too hard there are optionals. One more question for you since we're about to raise 2bn for this beautiful project. You claim to work for Royal Hospital London - how come your name isn't on the GMC portal 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996106636784480289)  2025-12-03T06:38Z 242.4K followers, 577.2K engagements


"Wow. XX cent. Just wow. I've finished seeing this and my biggest takeaway is how many artists producers look good in public but are slaving away behind close doors. The hostile takeovers are also insane. This is a proper documentary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996172291466502248)  2025-12-03T10:58Z 242.4K followers, 99.2K engagements


"This religion dey always pami. 😭😂 Na why if I see person write "Muslim feminist" for bio I dey always conclude say she get mental problem. How do you even believe this 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996302524064633118)  2025-12-03T19:36Z 242.4K followers, 323.4K engagements


"You'll not like my suggestion Dickson but DON'T give the money to the family or church. The money raised on the goodwill of internet strangers was to see another stranger survive death. If she's willingly choosing death there are hundreds of people who would crawl for an opportunity. We've done it before with Sina. We had a call set up & literally saved XX families with 5M - you can do the same for other grateful sick people who just want to live another day. It will be a slap on the face of donors to give that money to THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996857558200369640)  2025-12-05T08:21Z 242.4K followers, 350.9K engagements


"A Nigerian Doctor was sentenced to life imprisonment for rape. He was later freed by the appeal court then fled to the UK. Got to the UK and committed the same crime. He'll be arraigned in court today. This is the very definition of "a now disgraced country""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996889850549883126)  2025-12-05T10:30Z 242.4K followers, 227.6K engagements


"@mayeshimself Them no even need timberland uniform dey ground. Nawa. May Deborah's soul continue to rest in peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997060007662178611)  2025-12-05T21:46Z 242.4K followers, 63.8K engagements


"You'll see a properly spoken well dressed sparkling beautiful personality like this one that acts Nigerian feem - and assume they are intelligent. Then they come on a podcast & open their shittank. You supported Tinubu because someone annoyed you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997248442398294264)  2025-12-06T10:15Z 242.4K followers, 153.4K engagements


"I don't intend to attract roaches from kebab league but it is important to ask: Who started the Messi-Wasiu comparison"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997304938486235463)  2025-12-06T13:59Z 242.4K followers, 49.4K engagements


"I thought about it and decided to create a dedicated folder just for Ghana. So if you also have bookmarked tweets from Ghana Twitter and you're a patient man like me - please reply with links of those tweets. On that day we shall feast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997381129888833818)  2025-12-06T19:02Z 242.4K followers, 82.4K engagements


""You people tweet like you don't have Muslims in your lives" This happened in Florence Italy. This man attempted to blow up a residence by trying to set fire to a gas pipe. Later identified as Mohammad Adeeb claimed he did it in the name of Islam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997392369793016126)  2025-12-06T19:47Z 242.4K followers, 375.4K engagements


"Evidently Saudi Arabia and UAE do not practice the same Islam as Nigeria Afghanistan and Pakistan. Set up a Christmas tree like this in Kano and the Allahu Kaboomites would be using your intestines as tesbau before nightfall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997420493457047689)  2025-12-06T21:38Z 242.4K followers, 939.4K engagements


"Lionel Messi. 🐐 48th Trophy. 🏆 The GOAT conversation was never in question"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997440505202774180)  2025-12-06T22:58Z 242.4K followers, 39.2K engagements


"Alfa Wasiu of Kebab league El Camello 😂 X years at Al Nassr. 208m per year 17.4m/month 4m/week 579k/day Signing bonus up to 38m XX% club stake No cup. No trophy. No Spoon. No Utensil. His fans won't shut up at upcoming 1000 goals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997442736228814983)  2025-12-06T23:07Z 242.4K followers, 428.5K engagements


"Bro thinks he's playing score hero 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997458174429765922)  2025-12-07T00:08Z 242.4K followers, 181.9K engagements


""His perspective to the grind" Meanwhile it was violence stealing from othersabuse and a trail of unexplained deaths. It doesn't matter how terrible you are there's someone somewhere in Nigeria wey dey for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997610792343245022)  2025-12-07T10:15Z 242.4K followers, 578K engagements


"I kept wondering how XX cent got the footages for the Diddy documentary. Now it makes sense. The idiot was hiring videographers to film him XXX but didn't want to pay them. Proper "rich people" behavior. Of course those ones will sell to the highest bidder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997622113289879932)  2025-12-07T11:00Z 242.4K followers, 399.4K engagements


"I'll always be grateful for being a Messi fan. Now I understand why XX% of El Camello's fans are children. 💀😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997635260331225284)  2025-12-07T11:52Z 242.4K followers, 265.9K engagements


"What a story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997640184020529246)  2025-12-07T12:11Z 242.4K followers, 197.5K engagements


"Sunday LockedIn with some overhead cable curl🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997721509700476997)  2025-12-07T17:34Z 242.4K followers, 15.8K engagements


"Hmmm. Observation is not a crime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997725597901131952)  2025-12-07T17:51Z 242.4K followers, 500.7K engagements


"Your neighbor has internal crisis. France asked you to go and bomb them. You sef carry fighter jets enter Benin republic. The same action you've been begging Trump not to take. All the "how did slavery even happen" We have the answers today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997737619212661235)  2025-12-07T18:38Z 242.4K followers, 298.8K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997925657662070966)  2025-12-08T07:06Z 242.4K followers, 61.3K engagements


"Value is mostly whatever we say they are. Artificial imputations. Barely X years ago legacy bluecheck holders moved like Lords and Duchesses - the ones that wrote books even printed bluetick on their books 😂 All it took is one policy & they lost their shit for weeks. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998040731739635970)  2025-12-08T14:43Z 242.4K followers, 84.3K engagements


"I'm writing an academic paper. I brainstormed all weekend and put together X pages this morning. No external inputs no AI help - just pure brain juice. I decided to use an AI+Plagiarism checker. "8% original work XXX% A.I XX% Plagiarism" You and who 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998058486999949818)  2025-12-08T15:54Z 242.4K followers, 979.1K engagements


"The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. The reinforcing power of belief systems and it's ability to create and destroy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998321457089134627)  2025-12-09T09:18Z 242.4K followers, 111.4K engagements


""You people tweet like you don't have Muslims in your life. These people do not represent Islam" This is the 23578th Imam who has become a terrorist but "doesn't represent Islam". His fellow terrorist even say he's not Muslim enough to lead ISIS bcos he's a black man. Lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998405175417991237)  2025-12-09T14:51Z 242.4K followers, 171.7K engagements


"For years there's no name El Camello's fans didn't call Messi. "FIFA boy" "FIFA baby" None of them have spoken against this FIFA decision. How does Cristiano with a red card constituting a 3-match ban still get to start for Portugal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998427147128467950)  2025-12-09T16:18Z 242.4K followers, 55K engagements


"I didn't even know he has dropped another one 😂 Very useless boy 😂❤ I hope he knows I'm his biggest fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998440826762908080)  2025-12-09T17:13Z 242.4K followers, 391.8K engagements


"He makes statements like this while brokering deals for terrorists and advocating for them. He makes statements like this an ex military man and father to a serving personnel - whilst walking free. This man walking free tells you all you need to know as a Nigerian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998459081816682547)  2025-12-09T18:25Z 242.4K followers, 21.3K engagements


"What he had to say about his sons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998676737530462525)  2025-12-10T08:50Z 242.4K followers, 1.7M engagements


"Since you wrote a false story denying the Christian genocide in Nigeria I have also written a story to deny that you were laid off. Stop denting the reputation of Rolling Stone. 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998748978607792458)  2025-12-10T13:37Z 242.4K followers, 564K engagements


"My immediate younger brother on his WhatsApp status. 🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998832682806153599)  2025-12-10T19:10Z 242.4K followers, 171.9K engagements


"He has blessed us with another joint 😂 ❤ E say there's no difference between your neck and a goat's neck 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998844497258754416)  2025-12-10T19:57Z 242.4K followers, 103.2K engagements


"If you ever hope to have children in the future you look at your current partner and cannot say boldly: "I'd like my son/daughter to be like this person". You have no business being with them. This is one of the ultimate litmus test for choosing a partner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999012725452845121)  2025-12-11T07:05Z 242.4K followers, 124.6K engagements


"Spoken exactly like someone who hasn't moved to a new country. As someone who is used to Agege bread all their lives - the first time you eat baguette there's no way you're not having headache. Then you find out it is actually the softest of European bread types"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999023803595370717)  2025-12-11T07:49Z 242.4K followers, 91.3K engagements


"Afro-downsyndrome Nice nice. 👏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999030931555008918)  2025-12-11T08:18Z 242.4K followers, 156.3K engagements


"If you run a fintech No I don't want to get multiple emails from you every week. No I don't you bugging me with multiple phone notis. I also don't care about what happened to your CTO last week. I actually don't want to hear from you unless its about my money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999036497983672723)  2025-12-11T08:40Z 242.4K followers, 26K engagements


"4M views. Wow. Please stop making women cry - they deserve better🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999060136669884523)  2025-12-11T10:14Z 242.4K followers, 60.4K engagements


"Guy 😭😭 My belle dey pain me. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999119241300099363)  2025-12-11T14:09Z 242.4K followers, 191.9K engagements


"China just sentenced to death a senior banking official who was found guilty of racking over $155M in bribery. His direct supervisor was also executed X years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999164664765133185)  2025-12-11T17:09Z 242.4K followers, 12.3K engagements