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# ![@UnkleAyo Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::810392535084527617.png) @UnkleAyo πŸ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.OπŸ•Š

πŸ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.OπŸ•Š posts on X about if you, nigeria, diddy, business the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/interactions)
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- X Week XXXXXXXXXX +17%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX +9.30%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +673%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +115%

### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/posts_active)
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- X Week XXX -XX%
- X Month XXX +2%
- X Months XXXXX +411%
- X Year XXXXX +61%

### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/followers)
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- X Week XXXXXXX +0.75%
- X Month XXXXXXX +3.10%
- X Months XXXXXXX +53%
- X Year XXXXXXX +66%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::810392535084527617/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  #3185 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  #525 [finance](/list/finance)  XXX% [mls](/list/mls)  XXXX% [la liga](/list/la-liga)  XXXX% [champions league](/list/champions-league)  XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) #1257, [nigeria](/topic/nigeria) #798, [diddy](/topic/diddy) #564, [business](/topic/business) 2.53%, [money](/topic/money) #3416, [france](/topic/france) #1976, [countries](/topic/countries) #2064, [render](/topic/render) #209, [italy](/topic/italy) #1227, [at a](/topic/at-a) #882

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"I'll always be grateful for being a Messi fan. Now I understand why XX% of El Camello's fans are children. πŸ’€πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997635260331225284)  2025-12-07T11:52Z 243.1K followers, 268.6K engagements


"The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. The reinforcing power of belief systems and it's ability to create and destroy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998321457089134627)  2025-12-09T09:18Z 243.1K followers, 115.1K engagements


"Spoken exactly like someone who hasn't moved to a new country. As someone who is used to Agege bread all their lives - the first time you eat baguette there's no way you're not having headache. Then you find out it is actually the softest of European bread types"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999023803595370717)  2025-12-11T07:49Z 243.1K followers, 119.1K engagements


"@Burmese_Tyga_ I don't know why all of you are surprised πŸ˜‚ I dey always talk am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999442634943971794)  2025-12-12T11:34Z 243.1K followers, 7647 engagements


""Jehovah witness is a cult" "O such an evil organization" "How heartless can they be" Na only explanations we dey see from their members. Nobody don comot knife. I hope our Allahu Akbarians are taking notes. πŸ™ Small argument na Allahu gbau gbau. 🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997026706897432625)  2025-12-05T19:34Z 243.1K followers, 248.4K engagements


"That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie took his Vogue (I think) cover performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997326625541591230)  2025-12-06T15:25Z 243.1K followers, 5.2M engagements


""This is not a good motivation" That's your business. Results is actually guaranteed. Nobody should pity him or pet him. Allow him to suffer let him destroy his physical body. He'll eventually pick up Jordan Peterson and stoicism. Then he enters his "tech bro" phase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999488156274757873)  2025-12-12T14:34Z 243.1K followers, 32K engagements


"Multiple screens at home. Solid home office. He now twist dreads and draws stripes tattoo on his arms. No emotions to spare. The women now swimming in droves. He's now attending tech conferences in Lisbon. My boy and his babes:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999488164373868736)  2025-12-12T14:35Z 243.1K followers, 30.8K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1947268847439876472)  2025-07-21T12:14Z 243.1K followers, 455.1K engagements


"I will always be eternally grateful for this book. Everytime a man wants to enter a new phase in his life I recommend he picks this book up afresh. The grounding. The balance of perspective. Absolute banger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1968579841961123974)  2025-09-18T07:36Z 243.1K followers, 632K engagements


"It is a good afternoon to remind you that; Ph.D is FREE in Hungary Ph.D is FREE in Saudi Arabia Ph.D is FREE in Finland Ph.D is FREE in Denmark You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Holland You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Austria You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Italy Ph.D is cheap in Israel Ph.D is cheap in New Zealand Ph.D is cheap in France Ph.D is cheap in Norway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982459083794866405)  2025-10-26T14:47Z 243.1K followers, 2.6M engagements


"This is one way I track my personal finances - and I am sharing it with you FOR FREE. I also added a COLI index page that helps anyone compare to other countries their disposable income. What you don't track you cannot improve. I want you to win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993719673800872436)  2025-11-26T16:33Z 243.1K followers, 71.9K engagements


"Please speak up for Dotun. Stop asking him to forget about his children & 'start a new family'. They are his girls not KFC super packs. There is a court order that mandated shared custody. @iamdbanj mediate and let this father have access to his girls. #IStandWithDotun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995428931424633013)  2025-12-01T09:45Z 243.1K followers, 490.1K engagements


"This religion dey always pami. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Na why if I see person write "Muslim feminist" for bio I dey always conclude say she get mental problem. How do you even believe this 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996302524064633118)  2025-12-03T19:36Z 243.1K followers, 324.6K engagements


"Messi just led Inter Miami to their MLS cup win. πŸ† 🐐 Lionel Messi πŸ”Ÿ Only player in history to win X Ballon dOr awards (20092023) πŸͺ™ Most goals for a single club: XXX goals for FC Barcelona πŸ“… Most goals in a calendar year: XX goals in 2012 (Guinness World Record) 🎯 Only player with 40+ goals in XX consecutive seasons (20092019) Most La Liga goals in history: XXX goals in XXX matches 🧠 Most assists in football history: Over XXX assists 🧡 Most assists in a single La Liga season πŸͺœ Only player to score in XX consecutive La Liga matches Scored against all XX teams in a single season"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997440285308064031)  2025-12-06T22:57Z 243.1K followers, 44.2K engagements


"I kept wondering how XX cent got the footages for the Diddy documentary. Now it makes sense. The idiot was hiring videographers to film him XXX but didn't want to pay them. Proper "rich people" behavior. Of course those ones will sell to the highest bidder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997622113289879932)  2025-12-07T11:00Z 243.1K followers, 401.7K engagements


"@officialABAT @ecowas_cedeao Hopefully we can be thankful of the United States forces for gallantly defending and protecting our constitutional order in the future. Your deliberate ineptitude as confirmed today - when external forces forcefully mediate I hope you can tweet in thanks to them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997807557998702969)  2025-12-07T23:16Z 243.1K followers, 248.4K engagements


"This useless boy has come again πŸ˜‚β€"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998083751243649413)  2025-12-08T17:34Z 243.1K followers, 692.2K engagements


"Guy πŸ˜‚ I don laugh die. My belle dey tear. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998333550140043725)  2025-12-09T10:07Z 243.1K followers, 428.5K engagements


""You people tweet like you don't have Muslims in your life. These people do not represent Islam" This is the 23578th Imam who has become a terrorist but "doesn't represent Islam". His fellow terrorist even say he's not Muslim enough to lead ISIS bcos he's a black man. Lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998405175417991237)  2025-12-09T14:51Z 243.1K followers, 172.5K engagements


"Unsolicited advice to creators whose niche is educational threads & long tweets. Stop writing them all the time. Definitely not multiple times per day. It impresses a lack of quality & people will hit skip faster. Master the art of conveying your thoughts in XXX characters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998507703778636182)  2025-12-09T21:39Z 243.1K followers, 24.4K engagements


"What he had to say about his sons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998676737530462525)  2025-12-10T08:50Z 243.1K followers, 1.8M engagements


"He has blessed us with another joint πŸ˜‚ ❀ E say there's no difference between your neck and a goat's neck 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998844497258754416)  2025-12-10T19:57Z 243.1K followers, 109.1K engagements


""3-square" meals is deeply rooted in poverty. The more financially comfortable you get & healthier you become the less you eat. Food is medicine. Food is also poison. Your body isn't designed to hold as much as you're consuming daily especially if you're sedentary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999051745063014701)  2025-12-11T09:40Z 243.1K followers, 275.4K engagements


"I actually need more of these people to get on podcasts. It is easy to sit down have your brain premeditate b4 you write but to see how a person brain works realtime then observe their blink to mouthrun ratio is interesting. Especially when they're jumbling buzzwords"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999065522592202972)  2025-12-11T10:35Z 243.1K followers, 190.3K engagements


"Guy 😭😭 My belle dey pain me. πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999119241300099363)  2025-12-11T14:09Z 243.1K followers, 360.3K engagements


"OPEN LETTER to @DONJAZZY 🐘 Please tag him. We need to help more women get their confidence back one yansh at a time. #JusticeForFlatscreens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999475372191285492)  2025-12-12T13:44Z 243.1K followers, 127.3K engagements


"Some staples from my back day. πŸ”₯ 30KG 20R/set single arm lat pull down. 100KG seated cable row - before you speak on my row form look up Arnold old school low row. 52KG chest supported incline row. 28KG trap thrust. 100KG trap shrugs. Back successfully destroyed. πŸ™"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999506875742659012)  2025-12-12T15:49Z 243.1K followers, 19.7K engagements


"There is love and there is love. They were asked to explain each other's PhD. Academic validation sweet die. If you like go marry mumu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999527931337474497)  2025-12-12T17:13Z 243.1K followers, 712.6K engagements


"@jarule You don't have that juice big man. Rest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999534770242322782)  2025-12-12T17:40Z 243.1K followers, 208.9K engagements


"As football no dey work again El Camello the kebabian is really taking his streaming career seriously. The GOAT YouTuber. 😭 πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999541315285959004)  2025-12-12T18:06Z 243.1K followers, 85.8K engagements


"You know the incredible truth about sycophants & the people they perform for - the ones they perform for do not rate them. They do not acknowledge them higher than paid dancing theatre monkeys. That's why they are always looking to win those on the other side of the divide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999608933124546595)  2025-12-12T22:34Z 243.1K followers, 53.3K engagements


"I know you've probably seen this clip but it is sincerely tearing me apart. πŸ˜‚ Look at your Minister of Communications. He genuinely thinks his audience is stupid. Same "special technology" they are using and Harrison Gwamnishu is able to find them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999791241786253620)  2025-12-13T10:39Z 243.1K followers, 147.3K engagements


"You'll be watching a political war/thriller series One scene you're in Washington. Nice sky nice ambience nice landscape. Another scene you're in Mexico or Jordan and they've changed the color grading to Sepia. I genuinely dont understand it. Is it not the same sky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999840359191593215)  2025-12-13T13:54Z 243.1K followers, 46.3K engagements


"One of my favorite leaders in the world. Lee Kuan Yew. His press conference speech when Malaysia expelled them in 1965. No soldiers no economy no money shanties poverty - not even portable water on a small island. XX years ago. Mr Lee built Singapore brick by brick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1980721458100814289)  2025-10-21T19:42Z 243.1K followers, 197.3K engagements


"Don't say I didn't do anything for you. πŸ™ XX countries and their under researched visa programs: Portugal : Academic Researchers Visa Luxembourg : Academic Researchers Visa Spain : National Researcher Visa (residence for research training & R&D) France : Passeport-Talent (Chercheur / researcher talent passport) Germany : Residence permit for researchers Netherlands : Residence permit for an orientation year (zoekjaar) for graduates & researchers Japan : Municipal Startup Visa program Estonia : Startup Visa (non-EU founders Lithuania : Startup Lithuania visa program Czech Republic : Long-stay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982764030335893843)  2025-10-27T10:59Z 243.1K followers, 179.4K engagements


"This happened today in a sovereign country. Livestream from a church in Kwara State captures terrorists attacking during a church service. The Nigerian Government has lost the capacity to save the Nigerian people. This video will chill your spine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1990902634765545575)  2025-11-18T21:59Z 243.1K followers, 1.6M engagements


"Hmmm. Observation is not a crime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997725597901131952)  2025-12-07T17:51Z 243.1K followers, 501.3K engagements


"One of the poorest Nigerian states with one of the highest out-of-school children with one of the poorest healthcare architecture - takes a 10bn loan to send 1300 on a nonproductive pilgrimage. Our problems are not spiritual. They are on flowing agbada and infinity caps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998028943631565194)  2025-12-08T13:56Z 243.1K followers, 130.5K engagements


"I'll never understand people who engage in near-death like this. It's like telling Satan to "do your worst". He ended up paralyzed from the chest down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998042121866191143)  2025-12-08T14:48Z 243.1K followers, 89.5K engagements


"Bola sent fighter jets into a sovereign country X days ago and dropped bombs. Another military aircraft was grounded in another sovereign country yesterday without authorization - personnels arrested. Bola's puppeteering role becomes incredibly clear daily. If you still think this is about "Benin asked for help" - you're either naive incredibly stupid or incredibly wicked. Bola is positioning Nigeria dangerously with her neighbors. Niger Benin and Burkina Faso - all within X years All for what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998325779193536940)  2025-12-09T09:36Z 243.1K followers, 135.8K engagements


"I didn't even know he has dropped another one πŸ˜‚ Very useless boy πŸ˜‚β€ I hope he knows I'm his biggest fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998440826762908080)  2025-12-09T17:13Z 243.1K followers, 399.4K engagements


"GOAT of Youtubers. πŸ˜‚ El dreamo Joseph the son of Jacob - always changes his dream as soon as Messi achieves them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998507630378278977)  2025-12-09T21:38Z 243.1K followers, 46.6K engagements


"130 KG to XXX KG progressive load for hack squats. πŸ”₯ During your leg days always invoke pelvic depth - that way you can put the daughters of Eve to sleep whenever the occasion demands. This is solely academic not from experience. πŸ™"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998808296338374845)  2025-12-10T17:33Z 243.1K followers, 76.6K engagements


"My immediate younger brother on his WhatsApp status. πŸ₯Ή"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998832682806153599)  2025-12-10T19:10Z 243.1K followers, 178.6K engagements


"If you ever hope to have children in the future you look at your current partner and cannot say boldly: "I'd like my son/daughter to be like this person". You have no business being with them. This is one of the ultimate litmus test for choosing a partner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999012725452845121)  2025-12-11T07:05Z 243.1K followers, 159.1K engagements


"Afro-downsyndrome Nice nice. πŸ‘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999030931555008918)  2025-12-11T08:18Z 243.1K followers, 180K engagements


"If you run a fintech No I don't want to get multiple emails from you every week. No I don't you bugging me with multiple phone notis. I also don't care about what happened to your CTO last week. I actually don't want to hear from you unless its about my money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999036497983672723)  2025-12-11T08:40Z 243.1K followers, 34.9K engagements


"4M views. Wow. Please stop making women cry - they deserve betterπŸ™"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999060136669884523)  2025-12-11T10:14Z 243.1K followers, 70.3K engagements


"@grok Again you're incompetent. You're a generative A.I domiciled within X. The best you could have done is pull stats from your official analytics tracker. Even the themes you assigned to me are inaccurate. Thank you for wasting my time Ode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999113197995876724)  2025-12-11T13:45Z 243.1K followers, 9380 engagements


"Once this song comes on I always forward it to 2:34 - once it hits 3:24 I drag it back to 2:34. I have no interest in the afrododoyo that's happening at the beginning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999132846737293566)  2025-12-11T15:03Z 243.1K followers, 234.5K engagements


"China just sentenced to death a senior banking official who was found guilty of racking over $155M in bribery. His direct supervisor was also executed X years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999164664765133185)  2025-12-11T17:09Z 243.1K followers, 24.5K engagements


"This boy please nau πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚β€"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999222067414044746)  2025-12-11T20:57Z 243.1K followers, 125.9K engagements


"Ladies and gentlemen I present to you - The Ayilori Format. The *I have a dream" Ikorodu Martin Luther Kings - whose dreams are funded on another person's pockets. Philanthropy by proxy. Intended X billion project but zilch actually comes from them. The Ayilori Format. 🫴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999418039930929356)  2025-12-12T09:56Z 243.1K followers, 439K engagements


"Mondays - Chest biceps and triceps. Tuesdays - Back and shoulders. Wednesdays - Hamstrings quads calves. Thursdays - Rest/Aerobics/10KM run. Fridays - Abs and core Saturdays - Adductors Hamstrings calves. Sunday - Full body. Rinse and repeat for XX months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999456911360688599)  2025-12-12T12:30Z 243.1K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Then he opens Coursera Plurasight LinkedIn learning and Udemy accounts - because something will begin to tell him that he had decent liquidity a woman wouldn't play him like that. He'll skill up like mad. He'll jack up like mad. Emotionally useless but he'll get his bag up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999488153376424336)  2025-12-12T14:34Z 243.1K followers, 29.1K engagements


"OPEN LETTER to @temsbaby We need to help more women get their confidence back one yansh at a time. #JusticeForFlatscreens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999517289469682157)  2025-12-12T16:30Z 243.1K followers, 37.6K engagements


"I need to take my 9-5 and whatever is giving me money very seriously because the level of shamelessness it requires for me to make it this way - I do not have it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999522224840020264)  2025-12-12T16:50Z 243.1K followers, 745.1K engagements


"@EmekaNwanonye Fair enough. I still have her number and I can link both of you together - I'm sure she'd appreciate a real man like you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999811572080767021)  2025-12-13T12:00Z 243.1K followers, 11K engagements


"Since nobody thought to do it I've decided to do the honours. 🌚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000138165861179583)  2025-12-14T09:37Z 243.1K followers, 400.7K engagements


"One of the terrorists who opened fire on innocent civilians at Bondi Beach. His name is Naveed Akram. As always the usual suspects - observation is not a crime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000165488798613809)  2025-12-14T11:26Z 243.1K followers, 111.7K engagements


"All of these terrorist attacks have one factor in common: The Nice Attack The Paris Attacks The Shoe Bomber The Orlando attack The Beltway Snipers The Fort Hood Shooter The Underwear Bomber The Westminster Attack The 2005 Bali Bombings The murder of Lee Rigby The U.S.S. Cole Bombers The London Bridge Attack The Madrid Train Bombers The Charlie Hebdo Attacks The San Bernardino Attacks The Surabaya bombings The Minnesota Mall stabbings The 7/7 bombers The Moscow Theatre Attackers The Boston Marathon Bombers The Ankara Airport Attack The Manchester Arena bombing The Pan-Am #103 Bombers The"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000206003795599441)  2025-12-14T14:07Z 243.1K followers, 131.9K engagements


"Avatar. The last Ankara Bender 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999958803329294838)  2025-12-13T21:45Z 243.1K followers, 356.3K engagements


"Distractions don't look like distractions until they finish distracting you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000125436098179480)  2025-12-14T08:47Z 243.1K followers, 50.8K engagements


"I hope he is okay okay enough to be charged to court because he endangered other road users. I also hope Jarvis uses this as an avenue to close that chapter permanently bcos the patterns won't stop. They would evolve. Today it is harm as a tool. Tomorrow it will be another"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000252735229399133)  2025-12-14T17:13Z 243.1K followers, 25.4K engagements


"Oh so the guy that disarmed that terrorist in Sydney wasn't even Muslim. You gaslighting idiots are actually insane. INSANE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000290065831100787)  2025-12-14T19:41Z 243.1K followers, 110.3K engagements


"Pitbull and pet shouldn't be in the same sentence sha - just saying. Pitbulls that use their teeth to separate tree trunks Pet This is a standalone tweet o before Pet Lovers class of 2023 crowd my mentions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1639271710636507141)  2023-03-24T14:23Z 242.9K followers, 22.1K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1969973050558103922)  2025-09-22T03:52Z 243.1K followers, 539.8K engagements


"The Chinese looked at the oyster's ability to adhere underwater - took that working principle & developed BoneO2. a biodegradable technology that can glue broken bone fragments in X minutes. This has already been successfully done for XX patients. China is not anyone's mate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1974858446471303514)  2025-10-05T15:25Z 243.1K followers, 547.9K engagements


"In Ancient Rome you couldn't use the Empire's currency with the face of the Emperor to patronise prostitutes at brothels. So they invented the 'Spintria' - the currency of sex. Some argue that it was just a mere entry pass. Just zoom out on the images. E kere gan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1976338819776676346)  2025-10-09T17:27Z 243.1K followers, 265.3K engagements


"Match Day. Nigeria vs Benin. What's your prediction πŸ‘€ Correct score and win XXX USDT. 🫰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1978004316922462548)  2025-10-14T07:45Z 242.9K followers, 944.4K engagements


"I do not regret spending an entire weekend on the new season of this series. Hal is definitely one of my favorite on-screen characters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1979921826940649769)  2025-10-19T14:45Z 243.1K followers, 205.8K engagements


"If you know anyone in grad school running their MSc or PhD - you might want to share this research roadmap with them. Clickable links: - + - + - + - +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1980555508382605821)  2025-10-21T08:43Z 243.1K followers, 102K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982713682502222055)  2025-10-27T07:39Z 243.1K followers, 147.4K engagements


"Spreadsheet of countries offering free/cheap tuition Bachelors program (taught in English) globally - across all disciplines. Official application links requirements programs english test required visa links - the entire resource stack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982942934065447271)  2025-10-27T22:50Z 243.1K followers, 148.1K engagements


"Why does the Central Bank of Nigeria @cenbank have Arabic inscriptions on the naira notes Is Nigeria actually a secular state"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1986380473048965575)  2025-11-06T10:29Z 243.1K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Look at the passion in his voice. You cannot ask this person: "Nigeria first or Islam first" You already know to what he owes his ultimate duty. You cannot merge people with fundamental ideological gaps together. Something has to give. It can't work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1986421995618377756)  2025-11-06T13:14Z 242.9K followers, 47.6K engagements


"There's no downside to sexual discipline. You plug leaks to ur finances protect your food source lower the risk of contracting "god abeg I no fit piss". Imagine building the craziest tech out of Africa only to be nuked by a X ft broadchested Amaka with Yul Edochie's voice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993024019012952184)  2025-11-24T18:28Z 242.9K followers, 254K engagements


"This is another validation to my hypothesis why a lot of people do not make it. I was not going to share this file before - when I bumped into it in my archives. This was the habit tracker I created in September 2018. For context I was working a 70K intern job in V.I Lagos while squatting in sango otta Ogun state (that should explain my wake time). I was working that job while handling home lessons as a sidejob. In between that chaos I was upskilling refining my mindset through books and podcasts. If you see 'driver's license' under my personal todo - it's not because I had a car or even had"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993284455578898543)  2025-11-25T11:43Z 242.7K followers, 97.7K engagements


"Errm. How do I fit this into my header πŸ‘€"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993993422005522721)  2025-11-27T10:40Z 243.1K followers, 2.9M engagements


"Over the years I've shared countless resources for free. ✨ For the first time I'm putting together multiple sheets of scholarships low cost tuition across XXX countries - for BSc MSc & PhDs in one resource. All in exchange for coffee on my table"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1994312673232658734)  2025-11-28T07:49Z 242.9K followers, 81.8K engagements


"3 years at Al Nassr. X more years to go. 208m per year 17.4m/month 4m/week 579k/day Signing bonus up to 38m XX% club stake No cup. No trophy. No Spoon. No Utensil. His fans won't shut up at upcoming 1000 goals. Kwaku the traveller el camello πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995060900768956921)  2025-11-30T09:22Z 242.7K followers, 561.9K engagements


"Best in victim It's about time people started calling you out for what you actually are. You're not giving from the goodness of your heart it is public fucking money you twat. How are your beneficiaries dormant accounts and people who tweeted last in 2023"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1995955965867557233)  2025-12-02T20:39Z 242.9K followers, 712.5K engagements


"Are people still haters for asking genuine questions How is a beneficiary posting different laptops Did you receive X different front cameras different mouse pad different stickers. Are these not pointers of a coordinated scam Are the concerns/questions not genuine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996005228856914390)  2025-12-02T23:55Z 242.9K followers, 281.2K engagements


"Annual blood donation and quarterly bloodwork (CBC LDL HDL STIs AST ALT GGT Creatinine) done. Clean bill of health. Gentlemen go and do your bloodwork"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996195989661859956)  2025-12-03T12:33Z 242.7K followers, 25.1K engagements


"This isn't true. You need an incredible amount of shamelessness before you witness growth that compounds. I started teaching in 2010. I would teach Chemistry in the morning ride okada in the evening teach tutorials on weekend. The students I was teaching some my age mates some older than myself - I would carry on my bike in the evening then go back to organize early morning tutorials the next day. No shame. The money I made from Okada I split my earnings - one part to my siblings one part to my academics. Thats how I was able to pay my first tuition. In school I was also riding Okada while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996644708479541369)  2025-12-04T18:16Z 242.9K followers, 476.1K engagements


"Nothing disgusts me more than watching the motion of an ingrate. There's nothing special about Aunty Esther. Strangers who owe you nothing pooled together resources to keep you alive but look at you choosing death through religion. Same religion that can't heal you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996838879618548223)  2025-12-05T07:07Z 242.9K followers, 437.2K engagements


"You'll not like my suggestion Dickson but DON'T give the money to the family or church. The money raised on the goodwill of internet strangers was to see another stranger survive death. If she's willingly choosing death there are hundreds of people who would crawl for an opportunity. We've done it before with Sina. We had a call set up & literally saved XX families with 5M - you can do the same for other grateful people. It will be a slap on the face of donors to give that money to THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996857276469039498)  2025-12-05T08:20Z 242.9K followers, 513.4K engagements


"@Winco_HP I understand you. You're in a cult so it makes sense that bants offend you. I can appreciate his greatness as others & still enjoy bants especially when it is funny even criticize him when he fucks up. I understand that all of these truths coexisting is a foreign concept"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996862851676622964)  2025-12-05T08:42Z 242.9K followers, 24.3K engagements


"A Nigerian Doctor was sentenced to life imprisonment for rape. He was later freed by the appeal court then fled to the UK. Got to the UK and committed the same crime. He'll be arraigned in court today. This is the very definition of "a now disgraced country""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996889850549883126)  2025-12-05T10:30Z 242.9K followers, 227.8K engagements


"Ayilori. Ko ni opolo kobo. Tweet is no longer loading. He has started giving you people teaser clips of his own movie. Say na "she outsmarted us""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996923414993605079)  2025-12-05T12:43Z 242.9K followers, 79.4K engagements


"One day their leaders will proclaim how their doctrines are flawed and ask for forgiveness. We've seen it happen over and over again. With deeper life and even with RCCG. If you are not bound by the shackles of religion you don't know what you have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996925756128059430)  2025-12-05T12:52Z 242.9K followers, 60.5K engagements


"You'll see a properly spoken well dressed sparkling beautiful personality like this one that acts Nigerian feem - and assume they are intelligent. Then they come on a podcast & open their shittank. You supported Tinubu because someone annoyed you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997248442398294264)  2025-12-06T10:15Z 242.9K followers, 153.6K engagements


"I thought about it and decided to create a dedicated folder just for Ghana. So if you also have bookmarked tweets from Ghana Twitter and you're a patient man like me - please reply with links of those tweets. On that day we shall feast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997381129888833818)  2025-12-06T19:02Z 242.9K followers, 82.6K engagements


"So the Enugu State Government have initiated a new 'combat' group called Forest Guards to tackle Insecurity. Today they started weapons training. πŸ˜‚ If they explain Nigeria to you and you understand you are the mad person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997387589674828204)  2025-12-06T19:28Z 242.9K followers, 213.2K engagements


"Lionel Messi. 🐐 48th Trophy. πŸ† The GOAT conversation was never in question"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997440505202774180)  2025-12-06T22:58Z 243K followers, 39.4K engagements


"Bro thinks he's playing score hero πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997458174429765922)  2025-12-07T00:08Z 242.9K followers, 182.2K engagements


"Sunday LockedIn with some overhead cable curlπŸ”₯"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997721509700476997)  2025-12-07T17:34Z 242.7K followers, 15.9K engagements


"I don't know why a lot of French people stink the same fucking way. That nauseating mix of garlic and ginger. At X fucking a.m. Don't you baff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997950011355939307)  2025-12-08T08:42Z 242.9K followers, 97.1K engagements


"Value is mostly whatever we say they are. Artificial imputations. Barely X years ago legacy bluecheck holders moved like Lords and Duchesses - the ones that wrote books even printed bluetick on their books πŸ˜‚ All it took is one policy & they lost their shit for weeks. πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998040731739635970)  2025-12-08T14:43Z 243K followers, 84.5K engagements


""If you like record we will invoke all Lagos deities to send Igbos out. Igbos that refuse to marry Yoruba we will forcefully own you all Igbos in Lagos - that's how God will ordain it in Jesus name. We will forcefully own you. You have harbored evil for us. ""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998063163292709030)  2025-12-08T16:12Z 242.9K followers, 115.8K engagements


""A woman with her own money is dangerous""  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998069694700331122)  2025-12-08T16:38Z 242.9K followers, 24.9K engagements


"For clarity dispelling existing doubts - I am NOT referring to fraud or any isoform of illegality. I DO NOT condone encourage or advocate for fraud. Whatever it is that you're doing (LEGALLY) to get yourself out of poverty please take it very seriously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998099226845487500)  2025-12-08T18:35Z 243.1K followers, 53.2K engagements


"For years there's no name El Camello's fans didn't call Messi. "FIFA boy" "FIFA baby" None of them have spoken against this FIFA decision. How does Cristiano with a red card constituting a 3-match ban still get to start for Portugal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998427147128467950)  2025-12-09T16:18Z 243.1K followers, 55.6K engagements


"1 RT. X likes. Observation is not a crime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998450108439081243)  2025-12-09T17:50Z 243K followers, 189.5K engagements


"He makes statements like this while brokering deals for terrorists and advocating for them. He makes statements like this an ex military man and father to a serving personnel - whilst walking free. This man walking free tells you all you need to know as a Nigerian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998459081816682547)  2025-12-09T18:25Z 243K followers, 21.7K engagements


"@grok Such inaccurate report you are actually dull. There's been numerous 50K 30K likes posts. I even remember this one. You most likely scraped analytics from the last 30D because you're lazy or incompetent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999111688256180541)  2025-12-11T13:39Z 242.9K followers, 15.2K engagements


"There's a child laying cold in the ground. A child who could have been anything could have been everything. The demonic degeneracy of a father-son duo has snuffed life out of that baby. The Nigerian Justice system let them walk free. It is not fair. #JusticeForOchanya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982130994619507077)  2025-10-25T17:03Z 243.1K followers, 1M engagements


"It is a good evening to remind you that: Masters is free in Czech Republic Masters is free in Denmark Masters is cheap in Finland Masters is free in Iceland Masters is cheap in Austria Masters is cheap in Sweden Masters is cheap in Poland Masters is free in Hungary Masters is free in Germany Masters is free in Italy Masters is relatively affordable in Norway (Where you see free read tuition free or presence of merit/economic scholarships; Cheap is relative mostly under 2000 euros per year)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1982487640856216023)  2025-10-26T16:41Z 243.1K followers, 649.6K engagements


"If you are a Christian please DO NOT join the Nigerian Army. This is the opinion of one of their retired combat veterans and that's his bio - spot the header. This opinion is not an outlier. Imagine people like you who have fallen to 'friendly fire'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1986054975143973074)  2025-11-05T12:56Z 243.1K followers, 234.1K engagements


"Why does the Army logo of a secular state have arabic inscriptions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1986059192604455416)  2025-11-05T13:13Z 243.1K followers, 2.6M engagements


"Wike and Seyi Makinde clashing currently in Abuja over occupation of the PDP National Secretariat. I don't understand this country. You work for an APC government the PDP expelled you - but you're still fighting to hold onto PDP. Who does Wike thinks that he is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1990754838058357236)  2025-11-18T12:11Z 243.1K followers, 713.2K engagements


"Probably the most important 8-minute video you will see today - and it is my entire 2025 life on a spreadsheet. πŸ“‹ ✨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1992934709752664384)  2025-11-24T12:33Z 243.1K followers, 154.2K engagements


"Part of my daily dental routine involves manual flossing after tongue scraping. I recently upgraded to this oral irrigator for flossing. Boys don't say I didn't put you on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993604364984803727)  2025-11-26T08:54Z 243.1K followers, 159.8K engagements


"So let me put it this way It is actually possible to calculatedly improve your cognitive abilities - to think memorize analyze better. There are activities that help with attention focus processing speed multitasking visual spatial skills. For example If you want to widen your analytical abilities - you can train your brain to wire new neural networks. When you learn how to do a task for the first time whether as a child or adult - your brain builds a neural network which eventually becomes a routine. You can train your brain to break out of that neural network and branch out. My favorite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993741474412827008)  2025-11-26T17:59Z 243.1K followers, 137.7K engagements


"Nvm. Fixed it. πŸ™"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1993993597813711097)  2025-11-27T10:41Z 243.1K followers, 3.8M engagements


"I have just completed all X seasons. I can't remember the time a series had me hooked from season I to III. Just because 10/10 is for God & 9/10 is for me - I'll give this an 8/10. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1994153265320071386)  2025-11-27T21:16Z 243.1K followers, 338.7K engagements


".@rudeboypsquare just sent me an update. After @chubbiedivah falsely accused him of rape she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025 detained and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. πŸ™"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1994417260597842387)  2025-11-28T14:45Z 243.1K followers, 2.6M engagements


"@silverpenydr Alright Ayilori. Since that question is too hard there are optionals. One more question for you since we're about to raise 2bn for this beautiful project. You claim to work for Royal Hospital London - how come your name isn't on the GMC portal πŸ‘€"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996106636784480289)  2025-12-03T06:38Z 243.1K followers, 577.7K engagements


"Wow. XX cent. Just wow. I've finished seeing this and my biggest takeaway is how many artists producers look good in public but are slaving away behind close doors. The hostile takeovers are also insane. This is a proper documentary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996172291466502248)  2025-12-03T10:58Z 243.1K followers, 99.5K engagements


"The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. Sometimes when you're at a crossroad - all you need is a push. Steve Harvey is a fine gentleman. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1996523510580310385)  2025-12-04T10:14Z 243.1K followers, 173K engagements


"Aunty Esther is lucky that she's Jehovah Witness at least its only defellowship they will defellowship her. It to say na dem Allahu Kaboom dem for don kill like X people make you know say men dey 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997043012778725821)  2025-12-05T20:38Z 243.1K followers, 788.4K engagements


"I don't intend to attract roaches from kebab league but it is important to ask: Who started the Messi-Wasiu comparison"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997304938486235463)  2025-12-06T13:59Z 243.1K followers, 49.8K engagements


""You people tweet like you don't have Muslims in your lives" This happened in Florence Italy. This man attempted to blow up a residence by trying to set fire to a gas pipe. Later identified as Mohammad Adeeb claimed he did it in the name of Islam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997392369793016126)  2025-12-06T19:47Z 243.1K followers, 376K engagements


"Evidently Saudi Arabia and UAE do not practice the same Islam as Nigeria Afghanistan and Pakistan. Set up a Christmas tree like this in Kano and the Allahu Kaboomites would be using your intestines as tesbau before nightfall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997420493457047689)  2025-12-06T21:38Z 243.1K followers, 941K engagements


"Alfa Wasiu of Kebab league El Camello πŸ˜‚ X years at Al Nassr. 208m per year 17.4m/month 4m/week 579k/day Signing bonus up to 38m XX% club stake No cup. No trophy. No Spoon. No Utensil. His fans won't shut up at upcoming 1000 goals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997442736228814983)  2025-12-06T23:07Z 243.1K followers, 430.6K engagements


"Someone died of food poisoning yesterday because of the recklessness of a restaurant. Henceforth I have decided to stop eating food. What nonsense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997606917573894535)  2025-12-07T09:59Z 243.1K followers, 578.8K engagements


""His perspective to the grind" Meanwhile it was violence stealing from othersabuse and a trail of unexplained deaths. It doesn't matter how terrible you are there's someone somewhere in Nigeria wey dey for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997610792343245022)  2025-12-07T10:15Z 243.1K followers, 578.7K engagements


"What a story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997640184020529246)  2025-12-07T12:11Z 243.1K followers, 198.7K engagements


"Your neighbor has internal crisis. France asked you to go and bomb them. You sef carry fighter jets enter Benin republic. The same action you've been begging Trump not to take. All the "how did slavery even happen" We have the answers today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997737619212661235)  2025-12-07T18:38Z 243.1K followers, 299.5K engagements


"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1997925657662070966)  2025-12-08T07:06Z 243.1K followers, 63K engagements


"This same woman No worry women wey stupid pass Aunty Remi for the whole Africa no reach X. A walking embodiment of crass bigtry undignified vituperations nasty vileness and overinflated self-aggrandizement. If you don't speak Yoruba get someone to translate for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998031768168087572)  2025-12-08T14:07Z 243.1K followers, 704.2K engagements


"I'm writing an academic paper. I brainstormed all weekend and put together X pages this morning. No external inputs no AI help - just pure brain juice. I decided to use an AI+Plagiarism checker. "8% original work XXX% A.I XX% Plagiarism" You and who 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998058486999949818)  2025-12-08T15:54Z 243.1K followers, 982.3K engagements


"This quote is killing me because e dey evoke flashback wey no good. πŸ’€ Actually the flashback is according to a friend's narration. Flashback by proxy. As for me I thank God that I'm a virgin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998390455088619956)  2025-12-09T13:53Z 243.1K followers, 74.6K engagements


"ISWAP just released a video from where they launched an attack against the Nigerian army position in Borno State yesterday. Don't you just love as they're chanting "Jesus is Lord" Don't you just love the magnificent presence of the Nigerian airforce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998529828979724752)  2025-12-09T23:06Z 243.1K followers, 302.9K engagements


"To all the hustling men out there don't say my boy didn't warn you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998664871039348913)  2025-12-10T08:03Z 243.1K followers, 372K engagements


"We urgently need a Netflix documentary on Nigerian marriages in the UK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998674918867636298)  2025-12-10T08:43Z 243.1K followers, 221.2K engagements


"Since you wrote a false story denying the Christian genocide in Nigeria I have also written a story to deny that you were laid off. Stop denting the reputation of Rolling Stone. πŸ™"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998748978607792458)  2025-12-10T13:37Z 243.1K followers, 596.5K engagements


"No XX πŸ˜‚ We saw them at the last AFCON with faces only a mother can love. Heads shaped like oil rigs with inflated nostrils like XXL vuvuzelas. They were wielding unbalanced shoulders and dentition like chinese jigsaws. Most handsome men ke 😭 Eaasyyyy nau. 😭🧎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1998880487595716762)  2025-12-10T22:20Z 243.1K followers, 459.7K engagements


"The brother arrested for fraud is back. He's the one on the 4th frame looking up to his mentor the Chief Fraud. As expected he's getting a hero's welcome by the Chief Eulogiser for Frauds. I expect to see him in the Senate by 2027 as expected"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999038348829323427)  2025-12-11T08:47Z 243.1K followers, 743.8K engagements


"A senior special assistant to the Governor of Enugu State just posted this testifying clip as "appraising evidence" of the Nigerian Police hunting down kidnappers. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ What kind of country did God deploy me into 😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999096626506355183)  2025-12-11T12:39Z 243.1K followers, 251.2K engagements


"Hey @grok What is my 2025 Twitter wrapped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999108658332868975)  2025-12-11T13:27Z 243.1K followers, 64.1K engagements


"Stay abroad long enough you start clinging onto available sentiments that simulates you being fondled by your Nigerian home memories. This is one of my favorite night staples. Makes me feel like my mum is right across in the kitchen. XX minutes of beauty. Igbo Amaka. ❀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999240552445833698)  2025-12-11T22:11Z 243.1K followers, 67.9K engagements


"".information exchange transfer pricing and Base Erosion and Profit Shifting (BEPS)" Read btw the lines and see what we're offering France on a platter. No other African country wants anything to do with France for a reason. Nigeria is basically bending over all fours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999422931752091770)  2025-12-12T10:15Z 243.1K followers, 79.9K engagements


"OPEN LETTER TO @wizkidayo We need to help more women get their confidence back one bumbum at a time. #JusticeForFlatscreens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999449574004645911)  2025-12-12T12:01Z 243.1K followers, 198.7K engagements


"If you like leave feminine women go and be dragging komodo dragons that will consent you to penetrate but not to cum. You cannot outflirt or outlust a woman. If she's not behaving like a cat behaves around fried fish leave her alone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999574183227904224)  2025-12-12T20:16Z 243.1K followers, 123.3K engagements


"@Miss9jablack One stupid post scrolled past my timeline. A creator that's frying stew calling people out for not bookmarking more than liking. They didn't ask you for content. You put out the content and you're miserably entitled to how they engage. He should go back to Tiktok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999777379447976275)  2025-12-13T09:44Z 243.1K followers, 24K engagements


"When this email eventually comes through ehn:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999780504430858313)  2025-12-13T09:56Z 243.1K followers, 10.2K engagements


"The year is slowly grinding to an end & it is that time of the year where you start subconsciously evaluating your own success against others. Don't fall into that trap. That's why I made this thread. There should be only one core metric for self-evaluation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999788384118784386)  2025-12-13T10:27Z 243.1K followers, 81.8K engagements


"I know the number of deals & possible partnerships - even employments that have deflected from me because of how strongly I share opinions. I wouldn't trade anything for my ability to speak freely. P.S: I love Elon Musk's typical long pause before answering a question"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999808314482319696)  2025-12-13T11:47Z 243.1K followers, 217.9K engagements


"@samgeorgegh @CSAGhana Hang all of them. All 32"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999829810185412712)  2025-12-13T13:12Z 243.1K followers, 57.6K engagements


"@Auntyadaa @neecklaus01 Let me block him first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999830486416347159)  2025-12-13T13:15Z 243.1K followers, 6819 engagements


"If I were a professional boxer and someone gave this pre-fight interview I'm calling stomach ache and booking the next flight home. I just want to fight and feed my family man. What's the point if I don't get to recognize my family again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/1999853450478436584)  2025-12-13T14:46Z 243.1K followers, 814.2K engagements


"I don't even have a problem with you because I know how Twitter works. You people are not that deep. No standards no principles - just theatre. People's responses depends on who is tweeting it & who it is being tweeted about. This is why "Twitter praises" don't move me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000137131063169241)  2025-12-14T09:33Z 243.1K followers, 8500 engagements


"There's a mass shooting that occurred at Bondi Beach Sydney Australia hours ago. At least XX people have been confirmed dead. This is how a bystander disarmed one of the shooters. Imagine the number of people he just saved. Wow. Just wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000154863200825663)  2025-12-14T10:44Z 243.1K followers, 198.8K engagements


"You people should take that "mental health" crap out of the TL and stop infantilizing this stupid boy. You want to selfharm but you had to first scout the safest crash point took X seconds to still check if you're still on IG live before wailing like a manipulative weasel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UnkleAyo/status/2000298959160639893)  2025-12-14T20:16Z 243.1K followers, 291.3K engagements

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Social category influence countries #3185 technology brands XXXX% celebrities XXXX% social networks XXXX% travel destinations #525 finance XXX% mls XXXX% la liga XXXX% champions league XXXX% automotive brands XXXX%

Social topic influence if you #1257, nigeria #798, diddy #564, business 2.53%, money #3416, france #1976, countries #2064, render #209, italy #1227, at a #882

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"I'll always be grateful for being a Messi fan. Now I understand why XX% of El Camello's fans are children. πŸ’€πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-12-07T11:52Z 243.1K followers, 268.6K engagements

"The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. The reinforcing power of belief systems and it's ability to create and destroy"
X Link 2025-12-09T09:18Z 243.1K followers, 115.1K engagements

"Spoken exactly like someone who hasn't moved to a new country. As someone who is used to Agege bread all their lives - the first time you eat baguette there's no way you're not having headache. Then you find out it is actually the softest of European bread types"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:49Z 243.1K followers, 119.1K engagements

"@Burmese_Tyga_ I don't know why all of you are surprised πŸ˜‚ I dey always talk am"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:34Z 243.1K followers, 7647 engagements

""Jehovah witness is a cult" "O such an evil organization" "How heartless can they be" Na only explanations we dey see from their members. Nobody don comot knife. I hope our Allahu Akbarians are taking notes. πŸ™ Small argument na Allahu gbau gbau. 🫠"
X Link 2025-12-05T19:34Z 243.1K followers, 248.4K engagements

"That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie took his Vogue (I think) cover performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man"
X Link 2025-12-06T15:25Z 243.1K followers, 5.2M engagements

""This is not a good motivation" That's your business. Results is actually guaranteed. Nobody should pity him or pet him. Allow him to suffer let him destroy his physical body. He'll eventually pick up Jordan Peterson and stoicism. Then he enters his "tech bro" phase"
X Link 2025-12-12T14:34Z 243.1K followers, 32K engagements

"Multiple screens at home. Solid home office. He now twist dreads and draws stripes tattoo on his arms. No emotions to spare. The women now swimming in droves. He's now attending tech conferences in Lisbon. My boy and his babes:"
X Link 2025-12-12T14:35Z 243.1K followers, 30.8K engagements

"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"
X Link 2025-07-21T12:14Z 243.1K followers, 455.1K engagements

"I will always be eternally grateful for this book. Everytime a man wants to enter a new phase in his life I recommend he picks this book up afresh. The grounding. The balance of perspective. Absolute banger"
X Link 2025-09-18T07:36Z 243.1K followers, 632K engagements

"It is a good afternoon to remind you that; Ph.D is FREE in Hungary Ph.D is FREE in Saudi Arabia Ph.D is FREE in Finland Ph.D is FREE in Denmark You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Holland You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Austria You'll get paid to do Ph.D in Italy Ph.D is cheap in Israel Ph.D is cheap in New Zealand Ph.D is cheap in France Ph.D is cheap in Norway"
X Link 2025-10-26T14:47Z 243.1K followers, 2.6M engagements

"This is one way I track my personal finances - and I am sharing it with you FOR FREE. I also added a COLI index page that helps anyone compare to other countries their disposable income. What you don't track you cannot improve. I want you to win"
X Link 2025-11-26T16:33Z 243.1K followers, 71.9K engagements

"Please speak up for Dotun. Stop asking him to forget about his children & 'start a new family'. They are his girls not KFC super packs. There is a court order that mandated shared custody. @iamdbanj mediate and let this father have access to his girls. #IStandWithDotun"
X Link 2025-12-01T09:45Z 243.1K followers, 490.1K engagements

"This religion dey always pami. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Na why if I see person write "Muslim feminist" for bio I dey always conclude say she get mental problem. How do you even believe this 😭"
X Link 2025-12-03T19:36Z 243.1K followers, 324.6K engagements

"Messi just led Inter Miami to their MLS cup win. πŸ† 🐐 Lionel Messi πŸ”Ÿ Only player in history to win X Ballon dOr awards (20092023) πŸͺ™ Most goals for a single club: XXX goals for FC Barcelona πŸ“… Most goals in a calendar year: XX goals in 2012 (Guinness World Record) 🎯 Only player with 40+ goals in XX consecutive seasons (20092019) Most La Liga goals in history: XXX goals in XXX matches 🧠 Most assists in football history: Over XXX assists 🧡 Most assists in a single La Liga season πŸͺœ Only player to score in XX consecutive La Liga matches Scored against all XX teams in a single season"
X Link 2025-12-06T22:57Z 243.1K followers, 44.2K engagements

"I kept wondering how XX cent got the footages for the Diddy documentary. Now it makes sense. The idiot was hiring videographers to film him XXX but didn't want to pay them. Proper "rich people" behavior. Of course those ones will sell to the highest bidder"
X Link 2025-12-07T11:00Z 243.1K followers, 401.7K engagements

"@officialABAT @ecowas_cedeao Hopefully we can be thankful of the United States forces for gallantly defending and protecting our constitutional order in the future. Your deliberate ineptitude as confirmed today - when external forces forcefully mediate I hope you can tweet in thanks to them"
X Link 2025-12-07T23:16Z 243.1K followers, 248.4K engagements

"This useless boy has come again πŸ˜‚β€"
X Link 2025-12-08T17:34Z 243.1K followers, 692.2K engagements

"Guy πŸ˜‚ I don laugh die. My belle dey tear. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-12-09T10:07Z 243.1K followers, 428.5K engagements

""You people tweet like you don't have Muslims in your life. These people do not represent Islam" This is the 23578th Imam who has become a terrorist but "doesn't represent Islam". His fellow terrorist even say he's not Muslim enough to lead ISIS bcos he's a black man. Lmfao"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:51Z 243.1K followers, 172.5K engagements

"Unsolicited advice to creators whose niche is educational threads & long tweets. Stop writing them all the time. Definitely not multiple times per day. It impresses a lack of quality & people will hit skip faster. Master the art of conveying your thoughts in XXX characters"
X Link 2025-12-09T21:39Z 243.1K followers, 24.4K engagements

"What he had to say about his sons"
X Link 2025-12-10T08:50Z 243.1K followers, 1.8M engagements

"He has blessed us with another joint πŸ˜‚ ❀ E say there's no difference between your neck and a goat's neck 😭"
X Link 2025-12-10T19:57Z 243.1K followers, 109.1K engagements

""3-square" meals is deeply rooted in poverty. The more financially comfortable you get & healthier you become the less you eat. Food is medicine. Food is also poison. Your body isn't designed to hold as much as you're consuming daily especially if you're sedentary"
X Link 2025-12-11T09:40Z 243.1K followers, 275.4K engagements

"I actually need more of these people to get on podcasts. It is easy to sit down have your brain premeditate b4 you write but to see how a person brain works realtime then observe their blink to mouthrun ratio is interesting. Especially when they're jumbling buzzwords"
X Link 2025-12-11T10:35Z 243.1K followers, 190.3K engagements

"Guy 😭😭 My belle dey pain me. πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-12-11T14:09Z 243.1K followers, 360.3K engagements

"OPEN LETTER to @DONJAZZY 🐘 Please tag him. We need to help more women get their confidence back one yansh at a time. #JusticeForFlatscreens"
X Link 2025-12-12T13:44Z 243.1K followers, 127.3K engagements

"Some staples from my back day. πŸ”₯ 30KG 20R/set single arm lat pull down. 100KG seated cable row - before you speak on my row form look up Arnold old school low row. 52KG chest supported incline row. 28KG trap thrust. 100KG trap shrugs. Back successfully destroyed. πŸ™"
X Link 2025-12-12T15:49Z 243.1K followers, 19.7K engagements

"There is love and there is love. They were asked to explain each other's PhD. Academic validation sweet die. If you like go marry mumu"
X Link 2025-12-12T17:13Z 243.1K followers, 712.6K engagements

"@jarule You don't have that juice big man. Rest"
X Link 2025-12-12T17:40Z 243.1K followers, 208.9K engagements

"As football no dey work again El Camello the kebabian is really taking his streaming career seriously. The GOAT YouTuber. 😭 πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-12-12T18:06Z 243.1K followers, 85.8K engagements

"You know the incredible truth about sycophants & the people they perform for - the ones they perform for do not rate them. They do not acknowledge them higher than paid dancing theatre monkeys. That's why they are always looking to win those on the other side of the divide"
X Link 2025-12-12T22:34Z 243.1K followers, 53.3K engagements

"I know you've probably seen this clip but it is sincerely tearing me apart. πŸ˜‚ Look at your Minister of Communications. He genuinely thinks his audience is stupid. Same "special technology" they are using and Harrison Gwamnishu is able to find them"
X Link 2025-12-13T10:39Z 243.1K followers, 147.3K engagements

"You'll be watching a political war/thriller series One scene you're in Washington. Nice sky nice ambience nice landscape. Another scene you're in Mexico or Jordan and they've changed the color grading to Sepia. I genuinely dont understand it. Is it not the same sky"
X Link 2025-12-13T13:54Z 243.1K followers, 46.3K engagements

"One of my favorite leaders in the world. Lee Kuan Yew. His press conference speech when Malaysia expelled them in 1965. No soldiers no economy no money shanties poverty - not even portable water on a small island. XX years ago. Mr Lee built Singapore brick by brick"
X Link 2025-10-21T19:42Z 243.1K followers, 197.3K engagements

"Don't say I didn't do anything for you. πŸ™ XX countries and their under researched visa programs: Portugal : Academic Researchers Visa Luxembourg : Academic Researchers Visa Spain : National Researcher Visa (residence for research training & R&D) France : Passeport-Talent (Chercheur / researcher talent passport) Germany : Residence permit for researchers Netherlands : Residence permit for an orientation year (zoekjaar) for graduates & researchers Japan : Municipal Startup Visa program Estonia : Startup Visa (non-EU founders Lithuania : Startup Lithuania visa program Czech Republic : Long-stay"
X Link 2025-10-27T10:59Z 243.1K followers, 179.4K engagements

"This happened today in a sovereign country. Livestream from a church in Kwara State captures terrorists attacking during a church service. The Nigerian Government has lost the capacity to save the Nigerian people. This video will chill your spine"
X Link 2025-11-18T21:59Z 243.1K followers, 1.6M engagements

"Hmmm. Observation is not a crime"
X Link 2025-12-07T17:51Z 243.1K followers, 501.3K engagements

"One of the poorest Nigerian states with one of the highest out-of-school children with one of the poorest healthcare architecture - takes a 10bn loan to send 1300 on a nonproductive pilgrimage. Our problems are not spiritual. They are on flowing agbada and infinity caps"
X Link 2025-12-08T13:56Z 243.1K followers, 130.5K engagements

"I'll never understand people who engage in near-death like this. It's like telling Satan to "do your worst". He ended up paralyzed from the chest down"
X Link 2025-12-08T14:48Z 243.1K followers, 89.5K engagements

"Bola sent fighter jets into a sovereign country X days ago and dropped bombs. Another military aircraft was grounded in another sovereign country yesterday without authorization - personnels arrested. Bola's puppeteering role becomes incredibly clear daily. If you still think this is about "Benin asked for help" - you're either naive incredibly stupid or incredibly wicked. Bola is positioning Nigeria dangerously with her neighbors. Niger Benin and Burkina Faso - all within X years All for what"
X Link 2025-12-09T09:36Z 243.1K followers, 135.8K engagements

"I didn't even know he has dropped another one πŸ˜‚ Very useless boy πŸ˜‚β€ I hope he knows I'm his biggest fan"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:13Z 243.1K followers, 399.4K engagements

"GOAT of Youtubers. πŸ˜‚ El dreamo Joseph the son of Jacob - always changes his dream as soon as Messi achieves them"
X Link 2025-12-09T21:38Z 243.1K followers, 46.6K engagements

"130 KG to XXX KG progressive load for hack squats. πŸ”₯ During your leg days always invoke pelvic depth - that way you can put the daughters of Eve to sleep whenever the occasion demands. This is solely academic not from experience. πŸ™"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:33Z 243.1K followers, 76.6K engagements

"My immediate younger brother on his WhatsApp status. πŸ₯Ή"
X Link 2025-12-10T19:10Z 243.1K followers, 178.6K engagements

"If you ever hope to have children in the future you look at your current partner and cannot say boldly: "I'd like my son/daughter to be like this person". You have no business being with them. This is one of the ultimate litmus test for choosing a partner"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:05Z 243.1K followers, 159.1K engagements

"Afro-downsyndrome Nice nice. πŸ‘"
X Link 2025-12-11T08:18Z 243.1K followers, 180K engagements

"If you run a fintech No I don't want to get multiple emails from you every week. No I don't you bugging me with multiple phone notis. I also don't care about what happened to your CTO last week. I actually don't want to hear from you unless its about my money"
X Link 2025-12-11T08:40Z 243.1K followers, 34.9K engagements

"4M views. Wow. Please stop making women cry - they deserve betterπŸ™"
X Link 2025-12-11T10:14Z 243.1K followers, 70.3K engagements

"@grok Again you're incompetent. You're a generative A.I domiciled within X. The best you could have done is pull stats from your official analytics tracker. Even the themes you assigned to me are inaccurate. Thank you for wasting my time Ode"
X Link 2025-12-11T13:45Z 243.1K followers, 9380 engagements

"Once this song comes on I always forward it to 2:34 - once it hits 3:24 I drag it back to 2:34. I have no interest in the afrododoyo that's happening at the beginning"
X Link 2025-12-11T15:03Z 243.1K followers, 234.5K engagements

"China just sentenced to death a senior banking official who was found guilty of racking over $155M in bribery. His direct supervisor was also executed X years ago"
X Link 2025-12-11T17:09Z 243.1K followers, 24.5K engagements

"This boy please nau πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚β€"
X Link 2025-12-11T20:57Z 243.1K followers, 125.9K engagements

"Ladies and gentlemen I present to you - The Ayilori Format. The *I have a dream" Ikorodu Martin Luther Kings - whose dreams are funded on another person's pockets. Philanthropy by proxy. Intended X billion project but zilch actually comes from them. The Ayilori Format. 🫴"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:56Z 243.1K followers, 439K engagements

"Mondays - Chest biceps and triceps. Tuesdays - Back and shoulders. Wednesdays - Hamstrings quads calves. Thursdays - Rest/Aerobics/10KM run. Fridays - Abs and core Saturdays - Adductors Hamstrings calves. Sunday - Full body. Rinse and repeat for XX months"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:30Z 243.1K followers, 1.2M engagements

"Then he opens Coursera Plurasight LinkedIn learning and Udemy accounts - because something will begin to tell him that he had decent liquidity a woman wouldn't play him like that. He'll skill up like mad. He'll jack up like mad. Emotionally useless but he'll get his bag up"
X Link 2025-12-12T14:34Z 243.1K followers, 29.1K engagements

"OPEN LETTER to @temsbaby We need to help more women get their confidence back one yansh at a time. #JusticeForFlatscreens"
X Link 2025-12-12T16:30Z 243.1K followers, 37.6K engagements

"I need to take my 9-5 and whatever is giving me money very seriously because the level of shamelessness it requires for me to make it this way - I do not have it"
X Link 2025-12-12T16:50Z 243.1K followers, 745.1K engagements

"@EmekaNwanonye Fair enough. I still have her number and I can link both of you together - I'm sure she'd appreciate a real man like you"
X Link 2025-12-13T12:00Z 243.1K followers, 11K engagements

"Since nobody thought to do it I've decided to do the honours. 🌚"
X Link 2025-12-14T09:37Z 243.1K followers, 400.7K engagements

"One of the terrorists who opened fire on innocent civilians at Bondi Beach. His name is Naveed Akram. As always the usual suspects - observation is not a crime"
X Link 2025-12-14T11:26Z 243.1K followers, 111.7K engagements

"All of these terrorist attacks have one factor in common: The Nice Attack The Paris Attacks The Shoe Bomber The Orlando attack The Beltway Snipers The Fort Hood Shooter The Underwear Bomber The Westminster Attack The 2005 Bali Bombings The murder of Lee Rigby The U.S.S. Cole Bombers The London Bridge Attack The Madrid Train Bombers The Charlie Hebdo Attacks The San Bernardino Attacks The Surabaya bombings The Minnesota Mall stabbings The 7/7 bombers The Moscow Theatre Attackers The Boston Marathon Bombers The Ankara Airport Attack The Manchester Arena bombing The Pan-Am #103 Bombers The"
X Link 2025-12-14T14:07Z 243.1K followers, 131.9K engagements

"Avatar. The last Ankara Bender 😭"
X Link 2025-12-13T21:45Z 243.1K followers, 356.3K engagements

"Distractions don't look like distractions until they finish distracting you"
X Link 2025-12-14T08:47Z 243.1K followers, 50.8K engagements

"I hope he is okay okay enough to be charged to court because he endangered other road users. I also hope Jarvis uses this as an avenue to close that chapter permanently bcos the patterns won't stop. They would evolve. Today it is harm as a tool. Tomorrow it will be another"
X Link 2025-12-14T17:13Z 243.1K followers, 25.4K engagements

"Oh so the guy that disarmed that terrorist in Sydney wasn't even Muslim. You gaslighting idiots are actually insane. INSANE"
X Link 2025-12-14T19:41Z 243.1K followers, 110.3K engagements

"Pitbull and pet shouldn't be in the same sentence sha - just saying. Pitbulls that use their teeth to separate tree trunks Pet This is a standalone tweet o before Pet Lovers class of 2023 crowd my mentions"
X Link 2023-03-24T14:23Z 242.9K followers, 22.1K engagements

"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"
X Link 2025-09-22T03:52Z 243.1K followers, 539.8K engagements

"The Chinese looked at the oyster's ability to adhere underwater - took that working principle & developed BoneO2. a biodegradable technology that can glue broken bone fragments in X minutes. This has already been successfully done for XX patients. China is not anyone's mate"
X Link 2025-10-05T15:25Z 243.1K followers, 547.9K engagements

"In Ancient Rome you couldn't use the Empire's currency with the face of the Emperor to patronise prostitutes at brothels. So they invented the 'Spintria' - the currency of sex. Some argue that it was just a mere entry pass. Just zoom out on the images. E kere gan"
X Link 2025-10-09T17:27Z 243.1K followers, 265.3K engagements

"Match Day. Nigeria vs Benin. What's your prediction πŸ‘€ Correct score and win XXX USDT. 🫰"
X Link 2025-10-14T07:45Z 242.9K followers, 944.4K engagements

"I do not regret spending an entire weekend on the new season of this series. Hal is definitely one of my favorite on-screen characters"
X Link 2025-10-19T14:45Z 243.1K followers, 205.8K engagements

"If you know anyone in grad school running their MSc or PhD - you might want to share this research roadmap with them. Clickable links: - + - + - + - +"
X Link 2025-10-21T08:43Z 243.1K followers, 102K engagements

"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"
X Link 2025-10-27T07:39Z 243.1K followers, 147.4K engagements

"Spreadsheet of countries offering free/cheap tuition Bachelors program (taught in English) globally - across all disciplines. Official application links requirements programs english test required visa links - the entire resource stack"
X Link 2025-10-27T22:50Z 243.1K followers, 148.1K engagements

"Why does the Central Bank of Nigeria @cenbank have Arabic inscriptions on the naira notes Is Nigeria actually a secular state"
X Link 2025-11-06T10:29Z 243.1K followers, 1.2M engagements

"Look at the passion in his voice. You cannot ask this person: "Nigeria first or Islam first" You already know to what he owes his ultimate duty. You cannot merge people with fundamental ideological gaps together. Something has to give. It can't work"
X Link 2025-11-06T13:14Z 242.9K followers, 47.6K engagements

"There's no downside to sexual discipline. You plug leaks to ur finances protect your food source lower the risk of contracting "god abeg I no fit piss". Imagine building the craziest tech out of Africa only to be nuked by a X ft broadchested Amaka with Yul Edochie's voice"
X Link 2025-11-24T18:28Z 242.9K followers, 254K engagements

"This is another validation to my hypothesis why a lot of people do not make it. I was not going to share this file before - when I bumped into it in my archives. This was the habit tracker I created in September 2018. For context I was working a 70K intern job in V.I Lagos while squatting in sango otta Ogun state (that should explain my wake time). I was working that job while handling home lessons as a sidejob. In between that chaos I was upskilling refining my mindset through books and podcasts. If you see 'driver's license' under my personal todo - it's not because I had a car or even had"
X Link 2025-11-25T11:43Z 242.7K followers, 97.7K engagements

"Errm. How do I fit this into my header πŸ‘€"
X Link 2025-11-27T10:40Z 243.1K followers, 2.9M engagements

"Over the years I've shared countless resources for free. ✨ For the first time I'm putting together multiple sheets of scholarships low cost tuition across XXX countries - for BSc MSc & PhDs in one resource. All in exchange for coffee on my table"
X Link 2025-11-28T07:49Z 242.9K followers, 81.8K engagements

"3 years at Al Nassr. X more years to go. 208m per year 17.4m/month 4m/week 579k/day Signing bonus up to 38m XX% club stake No cup. No trophy. No Spoon. No Utensil. His fans won't shut up at upcoming 1000 goals. Kwaku the traveller el camello πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-11-30T09:22Z 242.7K followers, 561.9K engagements

"Best in victim It's about time people started calling you out for what you actually are. You're not giving from the goodness of your heart it is public fucking money you twat. How are your beneficiaries dormant accounts and people who tweeted last in 2023"
X Link 2025-12-02T20:39Z 242.9K followers, 712.5K engagements

"Are people still haters for asking genuine questions How is a beneficiary posting different laptops Did you receive X different front cameras different mouse pad different stickers. Are these not pointers of a coordinated scam Are the concerns/questions not genuine"
X Link 2025-12-02T23:55Z 242.9K followers, 281.2K engagements

"Annual blood donation and quarterly bloodwork (CBC LDL HDL STIs AST ALT GGT Creatinine) done. Clean bill of health. Gentlemen go and do your bloodwork"
X Link 2025-12-03T12:33Z 242.7K followers, 25.1K engagements

"This isn't true. You need an incredible amount of shamelessness before you witness growth that compounds. I started teaching in 2010. I would teach Chemistry in the morning ride okada in the evening teach tutorials on weekend. The students I was teaching some my age mates some older than myself - I would carry on my bike in the evening then go back to organize early morning tutorials the next day. No shame. The money I made from Okada I split my earnings - one part to my siblings one part to my academics. Thats how I was able to pay my first tuition. In school I was also riding Okada while"
X Link 2025-12-04T18:16Z 242.9K followers, 476.1K engagements

"Nothing disgusts me more than watching the motion of an ingrate. There's nothing special about Aunty Esther. Strangers who owe you nothing pooled together resources to keep you alive but look at you choosing death through religion. Same religion that can't heal you"
X Link 2025-12-05T07:07Z 242.9K followers, 437.2K engagements

"You'll not like my suggestion Dickson but DON'T give the money to the family or church. The money raised on the goodwill of internet strangers was to see another stranger survive death. If she's willingly choosing death there are hundreds of people who would crawl for an opportunity. We've done it before with Sina. We had a call set up & literally saved XX families with 5M - you can do the same for other grateful people. It will be a slap on the face of donors to give that money to THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH"
X Link 2025-12-05T08:20Z 242.9K followers, 513.4K engagements

"@Winco_HP I understand you. You're in a cult so it makes sense that bants offend you. I can appreciate his greatness as others & still enjoy bants especially when it is funny even criticize him when he fucks up. I understand that all of these truths coexisting is a foreign concept"
X Link 2025-12-05T08:42Z 242.9K followers, 24.3K engagements

"A Nigerian Doctor was sentenced to life imprisonment for rape. He was later freed by the appeal court then fled to the UK. Got to the UK and committed the same crime. He'll be arraigned in court today. This is the very definition of "a now disgraced country""
X Link 2025-12-05T10:30Z 242.9K followers, 227.8K engagements

"Ayilori. Ko ni opolo kobo. Tweet is no longer loading. He has started giving you people teaser clips of his own movie. Say na "she outsmarted us""
X Link 2025-12-05T12:43Z 242.9K followers, 79.4K engagements

"One day their leaders will proclaim how their doctrines are flawed and ask for forgiveness. We've seen it happen over and over again. With deeper life and even with RCCG. If you are not bound by the shackles of religion you don't know what you have"
X Link 2025-12-05T12:52Z 242.9K followers, 60.5K engagements

"You'll see a properly spoken well dressed sparkling beautiful personality like this one that acts Nigerian feem - and assume they are intelligent. Then they come on a podcast & open their shittank. You supported Tinubu because someone annoyed you"
X Link 2025-12-06T10:15Z 242.9K followers, 153.6K engagements

"I thought about it and decided to create a dedicated folder just for Ghana. So if you also have bookmarked tweets from Ghana Twitter and you're a patient man like me - please reply with links of those tweets. On that day we shall feast"
X Link 2025-12-06T19:02Z 242.9K followers, 82.6K engagements

"So the Enugu State Government have initiated a new 'combat' group called Forest Guards to tackle Insecurity. Today they started weapons training. πŸ˜‚ If they explain Nigeria to you and you understand you are the mad person"
X Link 2025-12-06T19:28Z 242.9K followers, 213.2K engagements

"Lionel Messi. 🐐 48th Trophy. πŸ† The GOAT conversation was never in question"
X Link 2025-12-06T22:58Z 243K followers, 39.4K engagements

"Bro thinks he's playing score hero πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-12-07T00:08Z 242.9K followers, 182.2K engagements

"Sunday LockedIn with some overhead cable curlπŸ”₯"
X Link 2025-12-07T17:34Z 242.7K followers, 15.9K engagements

"I don't know why a lot of French people stink the same fucking way. That nauseating mix of garlic and ginger. At X fucking a.m. Don't you baff"
X Link 2025-12-08T08:42Z 242.9K followers, 97.1K engagements

"Value is mostly whatever we say they are. Artificial imputations. Barely X years ago legacy bluecheck holders moved like Lords and Duchesses - the ones that wrote books even printed bluetick on their books πŸ˜‚ All it took is one policy & they lost their shit for weeks. πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-12-08T14:43Z 243K followers, 84.5K engagements

""If you like record we will invoke all Lagos deities to send Igbos out. Igbos that refuse to marry Yoruba we will forcefully own you all Igbos in Lagos - that's how God will ordain it in Jesus name. We will forcefully own you. You have harbored evil for us. ""
X Link 2025-12-08T16:12Z 242.9K followers, 115.8K engagements

""A woman with her own money is dangerous""
X Link 2025-12-08T16:38Z 242.9K followers, 24.9K engagements

"For clarity dispelling existing doubts - I am NOT referring to fraud or any isoform of illegality. I DO NOT condone encourage or advocate for fraud. Whatever it is that you're doing (LEGALLY) to get yourself out of poverty please take it very seriously"
X Link 2025-12-08T18:35Z 243.1K followers, 53.2K engagements

"For years there's no name El Camello's fans didn't call Messi. "FIFA boy" "FIFA baby" None of them have spoken against this FIFA decision. How does Cristiano with a red card constituting a 3-match ban still get to start for Portugal"
X Link 2025-12-09T16:18Z 243.1K followers, 55.6K engagements

"1 RT. X likes. Observation is not a crime"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:50Z 243K followers, 189.5K engagements

"He makes statements like this while brokering deals for terrorists and advocating for them. He makes statements like this an ex military man and father to a serving personnel - whilst walking free. This man walking free tells you all you need to know as a Nigerian"
X Link 2025-12-09T18:25Z 243K followers, 21.7K engagements

"@grok Such inaccurate report you are actually dull. There's been numerous 50K 30K likes posts. I even remember this one. You most likely scraped analytics from the last 30D because you're lazy or incompetent"
X Link 2025-12-11T13:39Z 242.9K followers, 15.2K engagements

"There's a child laying cold in the ground. A child who could have been anything could have been everything. The demonic degeneracy of a father-son duo has snuffed life out of that baby. The Nigerian Justice system let them walk free. It is not fair. #JusticeForOchanya"
X Link 2025-10-25T17:03Z 243.1K followers, 1M engagements

"It is a good evening to remind you that: Masters is free in Czech Republic Masters is free in Denmark Masters is cheap in Finland Masters is free in Iceland Masters is cheap in Austria Masters is cheap in Sweden Masters is cheap in Poland Masters is free in Hungary Masters is free in Germany Masters is free in Italy Masters is relatively affordable in Norway (Where you see free read tuition free or presence of merit/economic scholarships; Cheap is relative mostly under 2000 euros per year)"
X Link 2025-10-26T16:41Z 243.1K followers, 649.6K engagements

"If you are a Christian please DO NOT join the Nigerian Army. This is the opinion of one of their retired combat veterans and that's his bio - spot the header. This opinion is not an outlier. Imagine people like you who have fallen to 'friendly fire'"
X Link 2025-11-05T12:56Z 243.1K followers, 234.1K engagements

"Why does the Army logo of a secular state have arabic inscriptions"
X Link 2025-11-05T13:13Z 243.1K followers, 2.6M engagements

"Wike and Seyi Makinde clashing currently in Abuja over occupation of the PDP National Secretariat. I don't understand this country. You work for an APC government the PDP expelled you - but you're still fighting to hold onto PDP. Who does Wike thinks that he is"
X Link 2025-11-18T12:11Z 243.1K followers, 713.2K engagements

"Probably the most important 8-minute video you will see today - and it is my entire 2025 life on a spreadsheet. πŸ“‹ ✨"
X Link 2025-11-24T12:33Z 243.1K followers, 154.2K engagements

"Part of my daily dental routine involves manual flossing after tongue scraping. I recently upgraded to this oral irrigator for flossing. Boys don't say I didn't put you on"
X Link 2025-11-26T08:54Z 243.1K followers, 159.8K engagements

"So let me put it this way It is actually possible to calculatedly improve your cognitive abilities - to think memorize analyze better. There are activities that help with attention focus processing speed multitasking visual spatial skills. For example If you want to widen your analytical abilities - you can train your brain to wire new neural networks. When you learn how to do a task for the first time whether as a child or adult - your brain builds a neural network which eventually becomes a routine. You can train your brain to break out of that neural network and branch out. My favorite"
X Link 2025-11-26T17:59Z 243.1K followers, 137.7K engagements

"Nvm. Fixed it. πŸ™"
X Link 2025-11-27T10:41Z 243.1K followers, 3.8M engagements

"I have just completed all X seasons. I can't remember the time a series had me hooked from season I to III. Just because 10/10 is for God & 9/10 is for me - I'll give this an 8/10. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"
X Link 2025-11-27T21:16Z 243.1K followers, 338.7K engagements

".@rudeboypsquare just sent me an update. After @chubbiedivah falsely accused him of rape she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025 detained and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. πŸ™"
X Link 2025-11-28T14:45Z 243.1K followers, 2.6M engagements

"@silverpenydr Alright Ayilori. Since that question is too hard there are optionals. One more question for you since we're about to raise 2bn for this beautiful project. You claim to work for Royal Hospital London - how come your name isn't on the GMC portal πŸ‘€"
X Link 2025-12-03T06:38Z 243.1K followers, 577.7K engagements

"Wow. XX cent. Just wow. I've finished seeing this and my biggest takeaway is how many artists producers look good in public but are slaving away behind close doors. The hostile takeovers are also insane. This is a proper documentary"
X Link 2025-12-03T10:58Z 243.1K followers, 99.5K engagements

"The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. Sometimes when you're at a crossroad - all you need is a push. Steve Harvey is a fine gentleman. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"
X Link 2025-12-04T10:14Z 243.1K followers, 173K engagements

"Aunty Esther is lucky that she's Jehovah Witness at least its only defellowship they will defellowship her. It to say na dem Allahu Kaboom dem for don kill like X people make you know say men dey 😭"
X Link 2025-12-05T20:38Z 243.1K followers, 788.4K engagements

"I don't intend to attract roaches from kebab league but it is important to ask: Who started the Messi-Wasiu comparison"
X Link 2025-12-06T13:59Z 243.1K followers, 49.8K engagements

""You people tweet like you don't have Muslims in your lives" This happened in Florence Italy. This man attempted to blow up a residence by trying to set fire to a gas pipe. Later identified as Mohammad Adeeb claimed he did it in the name of Islam"
X Link 2025-12-06T19:47Z 243.1K followers, 376K engagements

"Evidently Saudi Arabia and UAE do not practice the same Islam as Nigeria Afghanistan and Pakistan. Set up a Christmas tree like this in Kano and the Allahu Kaboomites would be using your intestines as tesbau before nightfall"
X Link 2025-12-06T21:38Z 243.1K followers, 941K engagements

"Alfa Wasiu of Kebab league El Camello πŸ˜‚ X years at Al Nassr. 208m per year 17.4m/month 4m/week 579k/day Signing bonus up to 38m XX% club stake No cup. No trophy. No Spoon. No Utensil. His fans won't shut up at upcoming 1000 goals"
X Link 2025-12-06T23:07Z 243.1K followers, 430.6K engagements

"Someone died of food poisoning yesterday because of the recklessness of a restaurant. Henceforth I have decided to stop eating food. What nonsense"
X Link 2025-12-07T09:59Z 243.1K followers, 578.8K engagements

""His perspective to the grind" Meanwhile it was violence stealing from othersabuse and a trail of unexplained deaths. It doesn't matter how terrible you are there's someone somewhere in Nigeria wey dey for you"
X Link 2025-12-07T10:15Z 243.1K followers, 578.7K engagements

"What a story"
X Link 2025-12-07T12:11Z 243.1K followers, 198.7K engagements

"Your neighbor has internal crisis. France asked you to go and bomb them. You sef carry fighter jets enter Benin republic. The same action you've been begging Trump not to take. All the "how did slavery even happen" We have the answers today"
X Link 2025-12-07T18:38Z 243.1K followers, 299.5K engagements

"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"
X Link 2025-12-08T07:06Z 243.1K followers, 63K engagements

"This same woman No worry women wey stupid pass Aunty Remi for the whole Africa no reach X. A walking embodiment of crass bigtry undignified vituperations nasty vileness and overinflated self-aggrandizement. If you don't speak Yoruba get someone to translate for you"
X Link 2025-12-08T14:07Z 243.1K followers, 704.2K engagements

"I'm writing an academic paper. I brainstormed all weekend and put together X pages this morning. No external inputs no AI help - just pure brain juice. I decided to use an AI+Plagiarism checker. "8% original work XXX% A.I XX% Plagiarism" You and who 😭"
X Link 2025-12-08T15:54Z 243.1K followers, 982.3K engagements

"This quote is killing me because e dey evoke flashback wey no good. πŸ’€ Actually the flashback is according to a friend's narration. Flashback by proxy. As for me I thank God that I'm a virgin"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:53Z 243.1K followers, 74.6K engagements

"ISWAP just released a video from where they launched an attack against the Nigerian army position in Borno State yesterday. Don't you just love as they're chanting "Jesus is Lord" Don't you just love the magnificent presence of the Nigerian airforce"
X Link 2025-12-09T23:06Z 243.1K followers, 302.9K engagements

"To all the hustling men out there don't say my boy didn't warn you"
X Link 2025-12-10T08:03Z 243.1K followers, 372K engagements

"We urgently need a Netflix documentary on Nigerian marriages in the UK"
X Link 2025-12-10T08:43Z 243.1K followers, 221.2K engagements

"Since you wrote a false story denying the Christian genocide in Nigeria I have also written a story to deny that you were laid off. Stop denting the reputation of Rolling Stone. πŸ™"
X Link 2025-12-10T13:37Z 243.1K followers, 596.5K engagements

"No XX πŸ˜‚ We saw them at the last AFCON with faces only a mother can love. Heads shaped like oil rigs with inflated nostrils like XXL vuvuzelas. They were wielding unbalanced shoulders and dentition like chinese jigsaws. Most handsome men ke 😭 Eaasyyyy nau. 😭🧎"
X Link 2025-12-10T22:20Z 243.1K followers, 459.7K engagements

"The brother arrested for fraud is back. He's the one on the 4th frame looking up to his mentor the Chief Fraud. As expected he's getting a hero's welcome by the Chief Eulogiser for Frauds. I expect to see him in the Senate by 2027 as expected"
X Link 2025-12-11T08:47Z 243.1K followers, 743.8K engagements

"A senior special assistant to the Governor of Enugu State just posted this testifying clip as "appraising evidence" of the Nigerian Police hunting down kidnappers. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ What kind of country did God deploy me into 😭😭"
X Link 2025-12-11T12:39Z 243.1K followers, 251.2K engagements

"Hey @grok What is my 2025 Twitter wrapped"
X Link 2025-12-11T13:27Z 243.1K followers, 64.1K engagements

"Stay abroad long enough you start clinging onto available sentiments that simulates you being fondled by your Nigerian home memories. This is one of my favorite night staples. Makes me feel like my mum is right across in the kitchen. XX minutes of beauty. Igbo Amaka. ❀"
X Link 2025-12-11T22:11Z 243.1K followers, 67.9K engagements

"".information exchange transfer pricing and Base Erosion and Profit Shifting (BEPS)" Read btw the lines and see what we're offering France on a platter. No other African country wants anything to do with France for a reason. Nigeria is basically bending over all fours"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:15Z 243.1K followers, 79.9K engagements

"OPEN LETTER TO @wizkidayo We need to help more women get their confidence back one bumbum at a time. #JusticeForFlatscreens"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:01Z 243.1K followers, 198.7K engagements

"If you like leave feminine women go and be dragging komodo dragons that will consent you to penetrate but not to cum. You cannot outflirt or outlust a woman. If she's not behaving like a cat behaves around fried fish leave her alone"
X Link 2025-12-12T20:16Z 243.1K followers, 123.3K engagements

"@Miss9jablack One stupid post scrolled past my timeline. A creator that's frying stew calling people out for not bookmarking more than liking. They didn't ask you for content. You put out the content and you're miserably entitled to how they engage. He should go back to Tiktok"
X Link 2025-12-13T09:44Z 243.1K followers, 24K engagements

"When this email eventually comes through ehn:"
X Link 2025-12-13T09:56Z 243.1K followers, 10.2K engagements

"The year is slowly grinding to an end & it is that time of the year where you start subconsciously evaluating your own success against others. Don't fall into that trap. That's why I made this thread. There should be only one core metric for self-evaluation"
X Link 2025-12-13T10:27Z 243.1K followers, 81.8K engagements

"I know the number of deals & possible partnerships - even employments that have deflected from me because of how strongly I share opinions. I wouldn't trade anything for my ability to speak freely. P.S: I love Elon Musk's typical long pause before answering a question"
X Link 2025-12-13T11:47Z 243.1K followers, 217.9K engagements

"@samgeorgegh @CSAGhana Hang all of them. All 32"
X Link 2025-12-13T13:12Z 243.1K followers, 57.6K engagements

"@Auntyadaa @neecklaus01 Let me block him first"
X Link 2025-12-13T13:15Z 243.1K followers, 6819 engagements

"If I were a professional boxer and someone gave this pre-fight interview I'm calling stomach ache and booking the next flight home. I just want to fight and feed my family man. What's the point if I don't get to recognize my family again"
X Link 2025-12-13T14:46Z 243.1K followers, 814.2K engagements

"I don't even have a problem with you because I know how Twitter works. You people are not that deep. No standards no principles - just theatre. People's responses depends on who is tweeting it & who it is being tweeted about. This is why "Twitter praises" don't move me"
X Link 2025-12-14T09:33Z 243.1K followers, 8500 engagements

"There's a mass shooting that occurred at Bondi Beach Sydney Australia hours ago. At least XX people have been confirmed dead. This is how a bystander disarmed one of the shooters. Imagine the number of people he just saved. Wow. Just wow"
X Link 2025-12-14T10:44Z 243.1K followers, 198.8K engagements

"You people should take that "mental health" crap out of the TL and stop infantilizing this stupid boy. You want to selfharm but you had to first scout the safest crash point took X seconds to still check if you're still on IG live before wailing like a manipulative weasel"
X Link 2025-12-14T20:16Z 243.1K followers, 291.3K engagements

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