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[@TheBabylonBee](/creator/twitter/TheBabylonBee)
"Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $XXX Million"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977079284691767703) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T18:30Z 5.1M followers, 183.7K engagements


"Hitler Brings Peace To Israel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976330016435655073) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-09T16:52Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements


"'Why Am I So Depressed' Asks Wife Who Listens To X Hours Of Murder Podcasts A Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976344125185179682) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-09T17:48Z 5.1M followers, 376.9K engagements


"Democrats Explain To Young Republicans They're Supposed To Engrave Their Messages On Bullets Instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978498651413463137) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T16:30Z 5.1M followers, 104.9K engagements


"Mom Cant Decide Between Allowing Her Kids to Dress Up For Halloween Or Having Them Get To Heaven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978936552949514240) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-16T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 163.7K engagements


"Powerful: Here Are X Taylor Swift Songs That Teach Us The Points Of Calvinism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978989446088282160) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-17T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 138K engagements


"Could A Communist Muslim Terrorist Be The Solution To New York City's Budget Problems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979276766339318024) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-17T20:02Z 5.1M followers, 437.4K engagements


"Ten Obvious Signs Of White Supremacy In 'The Lord of the Rings'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979336601902690416) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-17T23:59Z 5.1M followers, 132.7K engagements


"Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To XXX Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976044963981865344) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-08T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 437.7K engagements


"10 Demands Hamas Is Making In The Peace Deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977479427522003101) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-12T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 151.6K engagements


"Boomers Reveal Their Top XX Tips For Getting Wealthy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978194309603057808) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-14T20:20Z 5.1M followers, 123.4K engagements


"Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone's A Nazi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978974239622316233) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-17T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 184.4K engagements


"Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $XXX Million"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979639443246944313) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-18T20:03Z 5.1M followers, 144K engagements


"Mormons Respond To Attack By Continuing To Be Amazingly Kind To Everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1972802336515826086) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-29T23:15Z 5.1M followers, 366.5K engagements


"Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973117649878999426) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-30T20:08Z 5.1M followers, 1.2M engagements


"UK Prosecutes Synagogue For Provoking Attacker By Being Openly Jewish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973855536236884442) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-02T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 399.1K engagements


"Caf With Self-Order Kiosks And Self-Serve Coffee Asks If You Want To Leave A Tip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975365497647435993) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 177.3K engagements


"Hamas Terrorist Added To Panel Of The View"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976288590020644890) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-09T14:08Z 5.1M followers, 271.7K engagements


"Greta Thunberg Awarded Nobel Prize For Ending The War In Gaza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976393376325943315) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-09T21:04Z 5.1M followers, 281.8K engagements


"During Powerful Sermon Woman Deeply Convicted That Her Husband Needs To Repent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976815062032544160) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 173.1K engagements


"9 Terrifying Changes Bari Weiss Is Making At CBS News"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977041549553737834) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 123K engagements


"Hitler Brings Peace To Israel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977403918658240539) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-12T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 230.4K engagements


"Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977796511078449479) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 136.9K engagements


"Baby Attains 3rd-Degree Blackbelt In Rolling Out Of Diaper Changes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977820290181656969) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T19:34Z 5.1M followers, 138.7K engagements


"Asians Still Sticking With The Masks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977826723392544927) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 128K engagements


"9 Fun Ways To Celebrate Columbus Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977843419377471558) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T21:06Z 5.1M followers, 131K engagements


"Couple Asks Waiter For To-Go Box They Can Leave In Car To Make It Smell Like Chicken Parm For X Weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977887102009311328) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-14T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 146.3K engagements


"Democrats Demand Trump Stop Fanning The Flames Of Peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978160521032392957) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-14T18:06Z 5.1M followers, 174.8K engagements


"Democrats Warn We Are Now Further Away From World War X Than Ever Before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978515703423447430) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T17:37Z 5.1M followers, 110K engagements


"Study Finds Jews Are Always Cool And Nice And Their Bagels Are Great Too This Post Sponsored By Israel For $7000"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978545079036920091) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T19:34Z 5.1M followers, 217K engagements


"Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Arent Murder Scenes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978559658995367945) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T20:32Z 5.1M followers, 121.5K engagements


"Here's How XX Different News Outlets Covered Trump's Gaza Peace Deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978589419192914216) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T22:30Z 5.1M followers, 119.9K engagements


"Study Finds XXX% Of Men Fantasize About Launching Car Off Every Auto Transport Trailer They See"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978611877652451472) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-16T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 150.8K engagements


"With Israel Withdrawal Hamas Finally Able To Conduct Public Executions In Peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978876859820421345) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-16T17:33Z 5.1M followers, 679.9K engagements


"Starbucks Makes Up For Coffee Being Crappy By Heating It To One Million Degrees Celsius"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979200225378963838) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-17T14:58Z 5.1M followers, 182.4K engagements


"Claiming It's A Drug Boat Trump Drone-Strikes Noah's Ark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979232725790871691) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-17T17:07Z 5.1M followers, 146.6K engagements


"Family Excited To Get New Inkjet Printer That Will Work Flawlessly For First Six Hours And Then Never Again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979326609959051703) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-17T23:20Z 5.1M followers, 144.5K engagements


"'How Long O Lord Will The Wicked Prosper' Asks Nation As Dodgers Advance To World Series"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979396268221763703) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-18T03:57Z 5.1M followers, 189.3K engagements


"Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979593840014098799) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-18T17:02Z 5.1M followers, 148.3K engagements


"'King Trump - I Like The Sound Of That' Says Trump After Hearing About 'No Kings' Protest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979661291791815084) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-18T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 149.3K engagements


"Here's How XX Different News Outlets Covered Trump's Gaza Peace Deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979940611471159531) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-19T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 106.8K engagements


"Claiming It's A Drug Boat Trump Drone-Strikes Noah's Ark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979955710130569270) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-19T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 115.7K engagements


"4D Chess: Trump Says Chugging Windex May Be Harmful Causing Millions Of Democrats To Chug Windex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1971636090831249909) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-26T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 136.4K engagements


"Britney Spears Scores Lucrative New Gig At Benihana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1707557354382762198) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2023-09-29T00:46Z 5.1M followers, 304.7K engagements


"BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive official XXX% real Gavin Newsom election ad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1836518555648692570) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2024-09-18T21:31Z 5.1M followers, 38.4M engagements


"God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1958220703716556881) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-08-20T17:32Z 5.1M followers, 430.8K engagements


"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1969189765909000234) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-20T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Satan: 'I've Made A Huge Mistake'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1969846347349020947) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-21T19:29Z 5.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Nazi Rally Inspires Millions To Forgive And Love Their Enemies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1970164108235264273) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-22T16:31Z 5.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1971265627676385368) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-25T17:28Z 5.1M followers, 6.2M engagements


"Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973016101022797954) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-30T13:24Z 5.1M followers, 294.7K engagements


"Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973801266343014748) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-02T17:24Z 5.1M followers, 215.1K engagements


"Liberal Goes Back In Time To See How Great Soviet Russia Was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974234869744972065) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-03T22:07Z 5.1M followers, 457.9K engagements


"Cruel: IDF Forces Give Greta Thunberg Dry Sub Sandwich With No Mayo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974942698487345279) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-05T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 215.9K engagements


"Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975275537049272465) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-06T19:02Z 5.1M followers, 1.7M engagements


"Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975536625548427353) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T12:20Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements


"'God Will Never Give You More Than You Can Handle In Life' Says Man Unfamiliar With God Life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975584009825464803) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T15:28Z 5.1M followers, 112.7K engagements


"Oh No Man Accidentally Ends Business Call By Saying 'I Love You' And Now He Has To Change His Name And Find A Different Job In Another Country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975727877036413306) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-08T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 206.8K engagements


"Radical Far-Right Library Just Has Books No Drag Queens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975902841488261334) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-08T12:35Z 5.1M followers, 193.3K engagements


"Embarrassed Jay Jones Realizes He's Only Supposed To Want To Murder Kids Before They're Born"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975969236100039036) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-08T16:59Z 5.1M followers, 242.5K engagements


"Ivy League Student Leaves Lecture On Microaggressions To Attend Kill The Jews Rally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976653122505261187) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-10T14:16Z 5.1M followers, 286.3K engagements


"NFL Bows To Pressure Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976703374255858107) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-10T17:36Z 5.1M followers, 253.3K engagements


"Too Far Trump Constructs Dungeon Of Torment For Presidents To Punish Their Political Enemies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976724338435842150) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-10T18:59Z 5.1M followers, 102.8K engagements


"Guy In Front Of You In Gas Station Line Buying Lotto Tickets Cigarettes Applying For Home Mortgage Loan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976769747829006653) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-10T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 111.9K engagements


"The New York Times And X Other Great Toilet Paper Alternatives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976799941671391344) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 165.8K engagements


"As Shutdown Continues Feral Government Workers Begin Roaming Streets In Packs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977011365219840128) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T14:00Z 5.1M followers, 133.4K engagements


"Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977026451837775943) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 134.8K engagements


"Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977056649283076593) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 147.6K engagements


"7 Other People More Deserving Of Nobel Peace Prize Than Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977064188263477600) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T17:30Z 5.1M followers, 129K engagements


"ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977071743148630502) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 186.5K engagements


"20 Christ Metaphors In Video Games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977101988513894515) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 136.1K engagements


"Wife Decides To Ask Question To 10000 Random Strangers On Facebook Rather Than Googling It"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977117032874168463) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 138.8K engagements


"Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977388836805120292) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-12T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 119.8K engagements


"NFL Bows To Pressure Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977419039732277412) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-12T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 130.6K engagements


"'Why Am I So Depressed' Asks Wife Who Listens To X Hours Of Murder Podcasts A Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977449223684534385) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-12T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 154.7K engagements


"God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977709205285969996) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T12:13Z 5.1M followers, 373K engagements


"Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977724805509001646) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T13:15Z 5.1M followers, 210.1K engagements


"Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977856919160180798) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 216K engagements


"Columbus Day or Indigenous Peoples Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977880968733335643) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T23:35Z 5.1M followers, 153.9K engagements


"Sad Greta Thunberg Asks If Anyone Else Needs A Flotilla"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978152445290119441) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-14T17:34Z 5.1M followers, 161.6K engagements


"Exhausted Government Employees Hoping To Go Back To Work Soon So They Can Get Some Rest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978177863351185905) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-14T19:15Z 5.1M followers, 138.9K engagements


"The Gospel Coalition Publishes Taylor Swift Study Bible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978250372461334757) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T00:03Z 5.1M followers, 161.5K engagements


"Pros And Cons of A.I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978264517655081383) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T00:59Z 5.1M followers, 151.6K engagements


"We're Not So Different: XX Things Catholics And Protestants Actually Agree On"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978445917842759985) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T13:00Z 5.1M followers, 104.2K engagements


"Christianity Saved By 435th Book Explaining What Is Wrong With Church Today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978531112751128651) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T18:39Z 5.1M followers, 110.5K engagements


"Clarence Thomas Gently Explains To KBJ That Not All Black People Are Mentally Disabled Just Her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978574180346958031) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Cat Rests Up In Preparation For Long Night Running Up And Down Stairs"  
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