[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life. ### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXXXX +74% ### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/posts_active)  - X Week XXX -XXXX% - X Month XXX +11% - X Months XXXXX +28% - X Year XXXXX +10% ### Followers: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX +0.14% - X Month XXXXXXXXX +0.76% - X Months XXXXXXXXX +6.70% - X Year XXXXXXXXX +29% ### CreatorRank: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/influence) --- **Social category influence** [celebrities](/list/celebrities) #194 [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) #776 [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [bee](/topic/bee) #2, [newsom](/topic/newsom) #66, [all the](/topic/all-the) #513, [bondi](/topic/bondi) 1.77%, [mamdani](/topic/mamdani) 1.41%, [caitlin clark](/topic/caitlin-clark) #534, [gavin newsom](/topic/gavin-newsom) #80, [white house](/topic/white-house) 1.06%, [pam bondi](/topic/pam-bondi) #370, [ozempic](/topic/ozempic) #26 **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@harrybalzac4u](/creator/undefined) [@wrestlerkw7](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@jeffers95742731](/creator/undefined) [@spudhorse](/creator/undefined) [@shonna86788](/creator/undefined) [@jjauthor](/creator/undefined) [@bahblahblahh](/creator/undefined) [@livze48598](/creator/undefined) [@thisbiscrazyaf](/creator/undefined) [@rehannaila1970](/creator/undefined) [@jimmysnuker](/creator/undefined) [@rjander3](/creator/undefined) [@frucktwump](/creator/undefined) [@prasheverywhere](/creator/undefined) [@irishspy](/creator/undefined) [@ricvadude](/creator/undefined) [@itsisraelvsevil](/creator/undefined) [@joem_philly](/creator/undefined) [@drmarkdhamilton](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Mattel, Inc. (MAT)](/topic/$mat) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "7 Totally Plausible Explanations For What Happened To The Epstein List On Pam Bondi's Desk"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942977143941505353) 2025-07-09 16:00:24 UTC 4.9M followers, 146.2K engagements "Ford Debuts Worlds First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939821318926467409) 2025-06-30 23:00:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.4M engagements "Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939783585629610003) 2025-06-30 20:30:20 UTC 4.9M followers, 809.8K engagements "Report: There Will Be Beer In Hell But Only IPAs"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941248223928070332) 2025-07-04 21:30:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 266.1K engagements "White House Asks Judge If There's Anything The President Is Actually Allowed To Do"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1928182509327536302) 2025-05-29 20:11:48 UTC 4.9M followers, 811.8K engagements "Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940466821020197005) 2025-07-02 17:45:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 293.8K engagements "Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939740294297063456) 2025-06-30 17:38:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.9M engagements "Staff Politely Inform JD Vance The Park Is Closing And He'll Have To Get Off Ariel's Undersea Adventure Now"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945174923757908091) 2025-07-15 17:33:36 UTC 4.9M followers, 128.6K engagements "Grab the exclusive new Babylon Bee shirt at the link. Thank you for your attention to this matter"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939381415532962188) 2025-06-29 17:52:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 136.9K engagements "New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944456857046618331) 2025-07-13 18:00:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 196.3K engagements "Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1866890702006714575) 2024-12-11 17:00:03 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.8M engagements "Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941218006350041304) 2025-07-04 19:30:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 157.6K engagements "10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940761979171352681) 2025-07-03 13:18:08 UTC 4.9M followers, 185.3K engagements "District Court Issues Nationwide Injunction Against Supreme Court Ruling"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941603045428584600) 2025-07-05 21:00:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 194.9K engagements "Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944117085312798835) 2025-07-12 19:30:07 UTC 4.9M followers, 510.5K engagements "Gay Couple Presents Surrogate Mother With Gift Of Beautiful Red Robe"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943460291037053094) 2025-07-11 00:00:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 229.2K engagements "Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943060163897749699) 2025-07-09 21:30:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 151.7K engagements "Thomas Massie Unveils Small Ugly Budget Bill With A Great Personality"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940093092062773703) 2025-07-01 17:00:12 UTC 4.9M followers, 331.4K engagements "Archaeologists Discover King Saul's Ouija Board"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941233129911361945) 2025-07-04 20:30:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 146.9K engagements "10 Exciting Changes Disney Is Bringing To The Indiana Jones Reboot"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940903425484398870) 2025-07-03 22:40:11 UTC 4.9M followers, 176.2K engagements "Democrats Confused By Parades Without Any Naked People Or Sex Toys"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941195389899510121) 2025-07-04 18:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.7M engagements "Tired Man Drinks Coffee So He Can Feel Both Tired And Irritable"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939081505998876745) 2025-06-28 22:00:32 UTC 4.9M followers, 203.4K engagements "Man's Faith In God Shaken After Prayer For Lightsaber Goes Unanswered"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943022477199683878) 2025-07-09 19:00:32 UTC 4.9M followers, 137.1K engagements "Several Injured In Brawl When Mormons Jehovahs Witnesses Arrive On Porch At Same Time"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942735516337635499) 2025-07-09 00:00:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 196.4K engagements "Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944728964603191654) 2025-07-14 12:01:31 UTC 4.9M followers, 301.3K engagements "Pastor Gently Informs Worship Leader That The 'Thunderstruck' Riff Is Not An Appropriate Intro For 'Great Is Thy Faithfulness'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942697777311486137) 2025-07-08 21:30:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 185.2K engagements "Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1931373122340405701) 2025-06-07 15:30:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 2.9M engagements "Trump Issues New Striped Robes For Federal Judges"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1916904282873385336) 2025-04-28 17:16:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 190.5K engagements "Scientist At 7th Jurassic Park Asks If Maybe They Should Just Make Papier-Mch Dinosaurs This Time"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944101998204268834) 2025-07-12 18:30:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 152.3K engagements "Check out @Lib_Repellent11. From herbal aphrodisiacs to detox to gut health to whole food vitamins real results pure ingredients. Done right. Never left. 👉"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943076023261892619) 2025-07-09 22:33:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 135.5K engagements "Godless Commie Only Does Sparklers On Fourth Of July"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941165187127537713) 2025-07-04 16:00:20 UTC 4.9M followers, 141.8K engagements "Scholars Believe Explosive Growth Of The Early Church Was Due To Christians Being Allowed To Eat Bacon"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943675653808627800) 2025-07-11 14:16:02 UTC 4.9M followers, 200.7K engagements "Liberal Goes Back In Time To Fix The 2nd Amendment"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941248152373535032) 2025-07-04 21:30:00 UTC 4.9M followers, 190.9K engagements "9 Books That Barely Missed Being Included In The Bible"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943837790979903604) 2025-07-12 01:00:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 185K engagements "'Drone Shows Are Better Than Fireworks' Says Treasonous Wretch"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941263333589402058) 2025-07-04 22:30:20 UTC 4.9M followers, 183.6K engagements "Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled Chick-Fil-A Opens New Temple Mount Location"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942305371562840394) 2025-07-07 19:31:01 UTC 4.9M followers, 152.6K engagements "Mamdani Vows To Knock Down World Trade Center To Build More Affordable Housing"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1937923926870356029) 2025-06-25 17:20:43 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.7M engagements "FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944741597486174484) 2025-07-14 12:51:43 UTC 4.9M followers, 577.4K engagements "9 Killer Gifts Your Husband Secretly Wants But Isnt Telling You"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945596927657099312) 2025-07-16 21:30:29 UTC 4.9M followers, 158.8K engagements "Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943037559732367402) 2025-07-09 20:00:28 UTC 4.9M followers, 250.5K engagements "Jesus Delights Crowd By Miraculously Turning Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Into Chocolate Chip"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940142152182321628) 2025-07-01 20:15:09 UTC 4.9M followers, 250.9K engagements "Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943684751396601932) 2025-07-11 14:52:11 UTC 4.9M followers, 709.8K engagements "Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census Leaving California With Population Of 12"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941512478875136310) 2025-07-05 15:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 267.1K engagements "Life Hack: Do Whatever Despicable Thing You Want And When People Call You Out Just Hit 'Em With The 'Judge Not'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944887284492329234) 2025-07-14 22:30:37 UTC 4.9M followers, 218.5K engagements "8 Ingenious New Life Hacks Discovered By Gen Z"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944147303062737338) 2025-07-12 21:30:12 UTC 4.9M followers, 163.4K engagements "Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945473435729010719) 2025-07-16 13:19:46 UTC 4.9M followers, 136.3K engagements "Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944487054689128711) 2025-07-13 20:00:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 210.5K engagements "Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945621573857055133) 2025-07-16 23:08:25 UTC 4.9M followers, 212.6K engagements "Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1890464648509485386) 2025-02-14 18:14:29 UTC 4.9M followers, 59.4M engagements "Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945552194310119777) 2025-07-16 18:32:44 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.5M engagements "Three Hours Into Explanation Woman Regrets Asking Husband Why They Didn't Fly The Eagles To Mordor"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943113001420079458) 2025-07-10 01:00:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 216.1K engagements "7 Signs You Might Have Been Radicalized On Facebook"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940938700503887885) 2025-07-04 01:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 155.9K engagements "Scholars Attribute Nebuchadnezzars Dreams To Bedtime Snack Of Funyuns And Mountain Dew Baja Blast"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940561195406152035) 2025-07-03 00:00:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 200.2K engagements "Man Wants However Many Deportations Are Needed For Him To No Longer Have To Press X For English"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944124693784523262) 2025-07-12 20:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 277.4K engagements "Elmo Leads Division Of Panzers Across Polish Border"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944845678900896203) 2025-07-14 19:45:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 294.2K engagements "'Why Do All These Lazy Kids Live With Their Parents' Says Grandpa Who Once Bought A 5000 Sq. Ft. House For X Potatoes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942600797331628082) 2025-07-08 15:04:56 UTC 4.9M followers, 186.3K engagements "Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn't Post On X For Over XX Minutes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1867709845173842227) 2024-12-13 23:15:02 UTC 4.9M followers, 42.5M engagements "Lifes Struggles Causing Atheist To Lose His Faith In The Existence Of Nothing"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943758481808408829) 2025-07-11 19:45:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 177.7K engagements "What Men Think Women Want Vs. What They Actually Want"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939851483945619815) 2025-07-01 01:00:09 UTC 4.9M followers, 253.4K engagements "Wail Of Agony Heard From Satan's Office As Planned Parenthood Defunded"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940891378222776527) 2025-07-03 21:52:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 265.7K engagements "11 Celebs Who Have Joined Elon's America Party"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942350502806569205) 2025-07-07 22:30:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 141.1K engagements "UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who Youre Allowed To Be Racist Against"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940179907134283844) 2025-07-01 22:45:11 UTC 4.9M followers, 188.2K engagements "Ben And Jerry's Introduces Fun New Flavor 'Push The Jews Into The Sea Salt And Caramel'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942226168821821947) 2025-07-07 14:16:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 356.1K engagements "New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943384797180490071) 2025-07-10 19:00:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 828.3K engagements "FBI Closes Several High-Profile Cases Including Epstein"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945227953056702713) 2025-07-15 21:04:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 920.1K engagements "To Calm Everyone Down Here Is A Picture Of A Bagel You Cannot Possibly Argue About"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1936507287532675357) 2025-06-21 19:31:30 UTC 4.9M followers, 442.4K engagements "Doctor Reassures Nervous Patient This Procedure Will Make Him Truckload Of Money"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945528909585338877) 2025-07-16 17:00:12 UTC 4.9M followers, 207.3K engagements "'I Don't Know If America Should Be Involved In Another Middle Eastern War' Says Raging Antisemite"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1935770019079565740) 2025-06-19 18:41:52 UTC 4.9M followers, 2.8M engagements "The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942958266775908537) 2025-07-09 14:45:23 UTC 4.9M followers, 104.2K engagements "10 Reasons America Is Still The Greatest Country On Earth"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941152825469219290) 2025-07-04 15:11:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 131.4K engagements "Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled Chick-Fil-A Opens New Temple Mount Location"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944034117630275767) 2025-07-12 14:00:26 UTC 4.9M followers, 136.3K engagements "In Powerful Dissent Ketanji Brown Jackson Simply Writes 'Wakanda Forever'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1938703967267041647) 2025-06-27 21:00:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 2.4M engagements "Iranian President Worried This Tucker Guy Might Be A Little Extreme"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942261932183937323) 2025-07-07 16:38:24 UTC 4.9M followers, 208K engagements "Jesus Delights Crowd By Miraculously Turning Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Into Chocolate Chip"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941588008655782280) 2025-07-05 20:00:28 UTC 4.9M followers, 213.7K engagements "Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1849121203576783207) 2024-10-23 16:10:24 UTC 4.9M followers, 706.6K engagements "Jeff Bezos's Wedding XXX% Funded By Your Wife's Amazon Purchases"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939390994555838842) 2025-06-29 18:30:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 2M engagements "A.I. 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[X](/post/tweet/1941286013076214189) 2025-07-05 00:00:27 UTC 4.9M followers, 354.9K engagements "Trump Announces FBI Director Nominee: Catturd"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1860073275230962125) 2024-11-22 21:30:01 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.6M engagements "Think Women Can't Do The Job Here Are XX Benefits Of Lady Secret Service Agents"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945099093446910364) 2025-07-15 12:32:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 147.6K engagements "How CNN Reported X Famous Assassinations Throughout History"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945110073316876433) 2025-07-15 13:15:54 UTC 4.9M followers, 466.5K engagements "Op-Ed: The Problem With Kids These Days Is Not Enough Of Them Smoke Cigarettes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941889983909863445) 2025-07-06 16:00:25 UTC 4.9M followers, 157.4K engagements "Democrats Brainstorm Genius Ways To Appeal To Men"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943075190201815078) 2025-07-09 22:30:00 UTC 4.9M followers, 854.6K engagements "Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1905660334909567285) 2025-03-28 16:36:43 UTC 4.9M followers, 50M engagements "Trailer Park Named 'Paradise Oasis' Slightly Exaggerating"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943295264166486186) 2025-07-10 13:04:30 UTC 4.9M followers, 142.8K engagements "Disney World Installs Animatronic District Judge To Block Animatronic Trump"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942274986409873918) 2025-07-07 17:30:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 323.5K engagements "Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With X% Intro APR"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944502167886278774) 2025-07-13 21:00:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 239.7K engagements "Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman's Character Flaws"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941610590834716700) 2025-07-05 21:30:12 UTC 4.9M followers, 220.4K engagements "Trump Announces He Has Evidence Thomas Massie Is Only Weeks Away From Acquiring Nuclear Weapons"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1937203236223471828) 2025-06-23 17:36:57 UTC 4.9M followers, 2.1M engagements "Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Ross And Rachel Were On A Break"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944924971093889460) 2025-07-15 01:00:22 UTC 4.9M followers, 234K engagements "Disney World Installs Animatronic District Judge To Block Animatronic Trump"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944049331708825682) 2025-07-12 15:00:54 UTC 4.9M followers, 192.7K engagements "Millions Reported Dead As 'Big Beautiful Bill' Passes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941859771692310915) 2025-07-06 14:00:22 UTC 4.9M followers, 173.7K engagements "John MacArthur Performs Miracle At Wedding Turns Wine Into Water"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945161728745963595) 2025-07-15 16:41:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 94.6K engagements "CNN Marks One-Year Anniversary Of Trump Falling Down After Loud Popping Noises"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944517238934872260) 2025-07-13 22:00:11 UTC 4.9M followers, 536.5K engagements "Nation Wondering If Government Gonna Bankrupt Us Anyway If Maybe They Could Buy Us All A Switch 2"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944019027279426006) 2025-07-12 13:00:28 UTC 4.9M followers, 163.5K engagements "With Pride Month Over Gatorade Switches Back To Straightorade"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939836423198167325) 2025-07-01 00:00:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 295.9K engagements "Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed XX Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1938276214386409819) 2025-06-26 16:40:35 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.1M engagements "Stormtroopers Now Deadly Accurate After Adding Pistol Braces To All Their Blasters"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942595818126516303) 2025-07-08 14:45:09 UTC 4.9M followers, 136.5K engagements "Pastor John MacArthur is now with the Lord after decades of faithfully teaching the Bible to millions. During COVID he boldly told the State of California that church was essential and he won. This is the interview he gave to The Babylon Bee"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945271479211557260) 2025-07-15 23:57:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 447.4K engagements "John MacArthur Series On Engaging Modern Culture Now Available On Audio Cassette"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945157163422261332) 2025-07-15 16:23:01 UTC 4.9M followers, 54.2K engagements "'That's Neat Buddy' Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944064441080811730) 2025-07-12 16:00:56 UTC 4.9M followers, 140.7K engagements "Mans Christian Love For Humanity Shattered By Trip To The Airport"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944094497513627885) 2025-07-12 18:00:22 UTC 4.9M followers, 209.7K engagements "UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who Youre Allowed To Be Racist Against"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941874850072551774) 2025-07-06 15:00:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 202.8K engagements "There Is No Epstein Client List Say Epstein's Clients"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942712862956192232) 2025-07-08 22:30:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 904.4K engagements "Integrity: This Man Says Stupid Things On The Internet And No One Is Paying Him To Do It"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945608191611441299) 2025-07-16 22:15:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 251.8K engagements "'That's Neat Buddy' Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941942769007645031) 2025-07-06 19:30:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 181.6K engagements "Liberal Neighbors In Game Of Chicken To See Who Will Take Down Their 'Black Lives Matter' Sign First"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945496765274247637) 2025-07-16 14:52:29 UTC 4.9M followers, 107K engagements "Mamdani Says He Will Build Wall Separating East New York From West New York"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940168653539807283) 2025-07-01 22:00:28 UTC 4.9M followers, 350.6K engagements "Cold-Hearted Leftists Demand Immigrants Stay In Evil Oppressive United States"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940840498177917152) 2025-07-03 18:30:08 UTC 4.9M followers, 293.3K engagements "Bidens Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945159621984854406) 2025-07-15 16:32:47 UTC 4.9M followers, 252.1K engagements "Disaster: Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler But Now Has No One To Compare People He Disagrees With To"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943369695018488187) 2025-07-10 18:00:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 177.2K engagements "Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941950358508454067) 2025-07-06 20:00:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 234K engagements "Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942196452148568321) 2025-07-07 12:18:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 233.7K engagements "Nursery Workers Place Tip Jar Out As Parents Pick Up Aiden"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940213895248916904) 2025-07-02 01:00:14 UTC 4.9M followers, 242.8K engagements "Metadata Shows Epstein Footage Was Edited In 'Mario Paint'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945257163930079290) 2025-07-15 23:00:23 UTC 4.9M followers, 286.9K engagements "Gavin Newsom Sues Gavin Newsom For Ruining His Political Career"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941572911715766541) 2025-07-05 19:00:29 UTC 4.9M followers, 249.5K engagements "Man Who Agrees With The Media Universities Corporations And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1643240997394972672) 2023-04-04 13:15:58 UTC 4.9M followers, 13.2M engagements "Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1889456759988994426) 2025-02-11 23:29:30 UTC 4.9M followers, 903.9K engagements "38-Year-Old Man Rushed To Hospital After Sleeping In A Slightly Weird Position"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945459178501292248) 2025-07-16 12:23:07 UTC 4.9M followers, 167.9K engagements "LOOOOL Check Out This So-Called 'MAN' Who's Doing CARDIO (A Type Of Exercise For GIRLS)"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940872817957884143) 2025-07-03 20:38:34 UTC 4.9M followers, 170.7K engagements "Disgusting: New Woke Superman Movie Features Guy Wearing Underwear Over His Pants"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942568872701292653) 2025-07-08 12:58:05 UTC 4.9M followers, 180.1K engagements "Cold-Hearted Leftists Demand Immigrants Stay In Evil Oppressive United States"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941921634882928712) 2025-07-06 18:06:11 UTC 4.9M followers, 221.8K engagements "After TSA Policy Change Production Finally Resumes At Crazy Mohammed's Shoe Bomb Factory"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944441783238226310) 2025-07-13 17:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 190.1K engagements "Explosive Sold By Toothless Man At Roadside Shack Probably Fine"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940748967517606310) 2025-07-03 12:26:25 UTC 4.9M followers, 215.1K engagements "Serial Killer Out Of Job As Local Planned Parenthood Closes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944154912142635297) 2025-07-12 22:00:26 UTC 4.9M followers, 174.6K engagements "Ball Park Loses Some Charm After Being Renamed Corporate Financial Insurance Bank Services Park"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942373136504119617) 2025-07-08 00:00:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 188.3K engagements "Hamas Calls For An Israeli Cease-To-Exist-Fire"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940394525731549414) 2025-07-02 12:58:00 UTC 4.9M followers, 225.4K engagements "Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944411590284980674) 2025-07-13 15:00:23 UTC 4.9M followers, 150.9K engagements "James Gunn Releases Film About The Importance Of Accepting Morally Upstanding White Immigrants Who Speak Perfect English"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942669406493872264) 2025-07-08 19:37:34 UTC 4.9M followers, 621K engagements "Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census Leaving California With Population Of 12"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940153498705727624) 2025-07-01 21:00:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 881.8K engagements "Millions Reported Dead As 'Big Beautiful Bill' Passes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940843293497032990) 2025-07-03 18:41:14 UTC 4.9M followers, 262.7K engagements "Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943792550436807045) 2025-07-11 22:00:32 UTC 4.9M followers, 181.8K engagements "9 Absolute MUSTS To Look For In A New Church"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943651766819508339) 2025-07-11 12:41:07 UTC 4.9M followers, 121.9K engagements "Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Child Slavery"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943730709048225964) 2025-07-11 17:54:48 UTC 4.9M followers, 626.2K engagements "Wail Of Agony Heard From Satan's Office As Planned Parenthood Defunded"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941995675891163310) 2025-07-06 23:00:24 UTC 4.9M followers, 196.5K engagements "Mans Christian Love For Humanity Shattered By Trip To The Airport"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942320290156970151) 2025-07-07 20:30:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 214.5K engagements "Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1938288372977701157) 2025-06-26 17:28:54 UTC 4.9M followers, 3.7M engagements "Elon Sends Optimus Robot Back In Time To Terminate 'Big Beautiful Bill'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940079196744651137) 2025-07-01 16:05:00 UTC 4.9M followers, 368.5K engagements "Liberal In Private Jet Upset As He Looks Down And Sees All The Cows Causing Climate Change"  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The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life.
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"7 Totally Plausible Explanations For What Happened To The Epstein List On Pam Bondi's Desk"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 16:00:24 UTC 4.9M followers, 146.2K engagements
"Ford Debuts Worlds First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-30 23:00:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.4M engagements
"Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-30 20:30:20 UTC 4.9M followers, 809.8K engagements
"Report: There Will Be Beer In Hell But Only IPAs" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 21:30:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 266.1K engagements
"White House Asks Judge If There's Anything The President Is Actually Allowed To Do" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-05-29 20:11:48 UTC 4.9M followers, 811.8K engagements
"Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-02 17:45:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 293.8K engagements
"Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-30 17:38:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.9M engagements
"Staff Politely Inform JD Vance The Park Is Closing And He'll Have To Get Off Ariel's Undersea Adventure Now" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 17:33:36 UTC 4.9M followers, 128.6K engagements
"Grab the exclusive new Babylon Bee shirt at the link. Thank you for your attention to this matter" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-29 17:52:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 136.9K engagements
"New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 18:00:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 196.3K engagements
"Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians" @TheBabylonBee on X 2024-12-11 17:00:03 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.8M engagements
"Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 19:30:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 157.6K engagements
"10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-03 13:18:08 UTC 4.9M followers, 185.3K engagements
"District Court Issues Nationwide Injunction Against Supreme Court Ruling" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-05 21:00:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 194.9K engagements
"Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 19:30:07 UTC 4.9M followers, 510.5K engagements
"Gay Couple Presents Surrogate Mother With Gift Of Beautiful Red Robe" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 00:00:15 UTC 4.9M followers, 229.2K engagements
"Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 21:30:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 151.7K engagements
"Thomas Massie Unveils Small Ugly Budget Bill With A Great Personality" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-01 17:00:12 UTC 4.9M followers, 331.4K engagements
"Archaeologists Discover King Saul's Ouija Board" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 20:30:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 146.9K engagements
"10 Exciting Changes Disney Is Bringing To The Indiana Jones Reboot" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-03 22:40:11 UTC 4.9M followers, 176.2K engagements
"Democrats Confused By Parades Without Any Naked People Or Sex Toys" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 18:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 1.7M engagements
"Tired Man Drinks Coffee So He Can Feel Both Tired And Irritable" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-28 22:00:32 UTC 4.9M followers, 203.4K engagements
"Man's Faith In God Shaken After Prayer For Lightsaber Goes Unanswered" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 19:00:32 UTC 4.9M followers, 137.1K engagements
"Several Injured In Brawl When Mormons Jehovahs Witnesses Arrive On Porch At Same Time" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 00:00:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 196.4K engagements
"Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 12:01:31 UTC 4.9M followers, 301.3K engagements
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