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# ![@TheBabylonBee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::4914384040.png) @TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life.

### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/interactions)
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### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/posts_active)
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### Followers: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/followers)
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### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  #6601 [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXX% [nfl](/list/nfl)  XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[hamas](/topic/hamas) #1061, [israel](/topic/israel) #201, [york](/topic/york) #102, [nfl](/topic/nfl) #5396, [murder](/topic/murder) #1402, [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) #624, [taylor swift](/topic/taylor-swift) #599, [bee](/topic/bee) #9, [ea](/topic/ea) 0.13%, [video games](/topic/video-games) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975536625548427353) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T12:20Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements


"Democrats Warn We Are Now Further Away From World War X Than Ever Before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978515703423447430) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T17:37Z 5.1M followers, 109.3K engagements


"Christianity Saved By 435th Book Explaining What Is Wrong With Church Today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978531112751128651) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T18:39Z 5.1M followers, 109.9K engagements


"Saudi-Owned EA Will No Longer Allow Women To Play 'Need For Speed'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973157187770868221) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-30T22:45Z 5.1M followers, 212.5K engagements


"Awesome: Netflix Will Now Just Pump Septic Waste Straight Into Your Living Room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973766315211923869) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-02T15:05Z 5.1M followers, 230.2K engagements


"UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named 'Jihad Jewkiller'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974572755640053824) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-04T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 574.5K engagements


"Jay Jones Unwinds After Stressful Day By Repeatedly Stabbing His Republican Voodoo Doll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975259754063597779) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-06T17:59Z 5.1M followers, 222.5K engagements


"Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975614137909588437) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T17:28Z 5.1M followers, 99.6K engagements


"Democrats Warn Prosecuting Political Enemies May Set Dangerous Precedent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1971658566437052828) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-26T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 156K engagements


"Mormons Respond To Attack By Continuing To Be Amazingly Kind To Everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1972802336515826086) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-29T23:15Z 5.1M followers, 366.3K engagements


"With Government Shutdown Closing National Parks Moose Forced to Find New Jobs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975655525787250775) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T20:12Z 5.1M followers, 138.5K engagements


"Hamas Terrorist Added To Panel Of The View"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976288590020644890) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-09T14:08Z 5.1M followers, 271.5K engagements


"Letitia James Smooths Things Over By Sending Trump Heartfelt 'Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You' Card"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976739582486966743) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-10T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 131.9K engagements


"Satan Teaches Everything On Masterclass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976765341607887123) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-10T21:42Z 5.1M followers, 148K engagements


"Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977026451837775943) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 134.6K engagements


"9 Terrifying Changes Bari Weiss Is Making At CBS News"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977041549553737834) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 122.9K engagements


"Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977056649283076593) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 147.5K engagements


"ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977071743148630502) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-11T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 186.3K engagements


"NFL Bows To Pressure Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977419039732277412) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-12T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 130.4K engagements


"'Why Am I So Depressed' Asks Wife Who Listens To X Hours Of Murder Podcasts A Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977449223684534385) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-12T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 154.4K engagements


"Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977856919160180798) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-13T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 215.5K engagements


"Couple Asks Waiter For To-Go Box They Can Leave In Car To Make It Smell Like Chicken Parm For X Weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1977887102009311328) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-14T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 145.9K engagements


"The Gospel Coalition Publishes Taylor Swift Study Bible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1978250372461334757) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-15T00:03Z 5.1M followers, 160.7K engagements


"RFK Orders Airstrike On Cargo Ship Full Of Tylenol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1979570732381204931) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-18T15:30Z 5.1M followers, 134.8K engagements


"Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1849121203576783207) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2024-10-23T16:10Z 5.1M followers, 706.5K engagements


"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1889456759988994426) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-02-11T23:29Z 5.1M followers, 904.1K engagements


"This International Womens Day The Babylon Bee Honors Eves Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1898516491143659922) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-03-08T23:29Z 5.1M followers, 356.2K engagements


"Reasons The USA Is WAY BETTER Than Canada"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1917707935850909817) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-04-30T22:29Z 5.1M followers, 236.7K engagements


"Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1942682649501356152) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-07-08T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 4M engagements


"Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1951780106826854660) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-08-02T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 336.1K engagements


"JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1956117388962734122) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-08-14T22:15Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements


"Pastor Asks Drummer To Stop Adding The 'In The Air Tonight' Drum Fill To Every Worship Song"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1961553209530446178) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-08-29T22:15Z 5.1M followers, 165.3K engagements


"World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1966207409493283314) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-11T18:29Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements


"4D Chess: Trump Says Chugging Windex May Be Harmful Causing Millions Of Democrats To Chug Windex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1971636090831249909) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-26T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 136.4K engagements


"Here Are the ONLY XX Times It's Acceptable For A Man To Cry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973376934273847424) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-01T13:18Z 5.1M followers, 233.1K engagements


"Protestant Sleeps Soundly Knowing He Doesn't Have To Care What Some Guy In A Funny Hat In Rome Says About Anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973553549163266281) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-02T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 236.8K engagements


"Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974173241347391735) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-03T18:02Z 5.1M followers, 302.5K engagements


"Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10000 Illegals To Self-Deport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974202822846505433) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-03T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 160.1K engagements


"Great News: Dunkin Donuts Announces They Have Found A Way To Make Their Donuts Even Worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974230696861319398) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-03T21:50Z 5.1M followers, 125.4K engagements


"Smart: This Man Joined The Mets So He Could Get Whole October Off Every Year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974459531926061370) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-04T13:00Z 5.1M followers, 114.7K engagements


"NFL Hoping To Win Back Conservatives With Super Bowl Performance By Spanish-Speaking Man In Dress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974474629616922676) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-04T14:00Z 5.1M followers, 184.2K engagements


"Doctors Find Most Effective Treatment For Clinical Depression Is Giggling Baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974489757099978828) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-04T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 137.3K engagements


"ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974512372099285230) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-04T16:30Z 5.1M followers, 185.7K engagements


"Wife Says She Stayed Up All Night Thinking About What You Said About Her Overthinking Things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974519949881233767) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-04T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 138.6K engagements


"Trump Gives Israel And Palestine Tablets To Play With So They'll Stop Fighting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974565213161533497) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-04T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 174.2K engagements


"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By Very Tired Marco Rubio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974867220124557511) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-05T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 381.4K engagements


"7 Most Terrifying Consequences Of A Government Shutdown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974882292481810683) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-05T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 329.9K engagements


"Dems Call For Common-Sense Sombrero Control"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974898110573723905) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-05T18:02Z 5.1M followers, 453.7K engagements


"Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1974912493202952680) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-05T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 185.3K engagements


"9 Terrifying Changes Bari Weiss Is Making At CBS News"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975331498350760283) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-06T22:45Z 5.1M followers, 150K engagements


"Teen Boy Who Ate All The Food In The House Wonders Why There's No Food In The House"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975354145411301480) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T00:15Z 5.1M followers, 216.3K engagements


"Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975601822577390014) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T16:39Z 5.1M followers, 219K engagements


"Wife Decides To Ask Question To 10000 Random Strangers On Facebook Rather Than Googling It"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975670423699234992) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T21:11Z 5.1M followers, 120.8K engagements


"20 Christ Metaphors In Video Games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975682382335181055) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T21:59Z 5.1M followers, 118.1K engagements


"Governor Pritzker Activates XXX Battalions Of Illegal Immigrants In War Against ICE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975695184772936116) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-07T22:50Z 5.1M followers, 157.7K engagements


"Foolproof Ways To Avoid Getting Deported"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1975712748580561253) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-08T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 164.6K engagements


"Man Drinks Monster To Get 180000% Of His Daily Requirement Of Vitamin B12"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976090075793412109) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-09T00:59Z 5.1M followers, 202.9K engagements


"10 Demands Hamas Is Making In The Peace Deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1976363305263382675) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-10-09T19:05Z 5.1M followers, 328K engagements


"Britney Spears Scores Lucrative New Gig At Benihana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1707557354382762198) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2023-09-29T00:46Z 5.1M followers, 304.6K engagements


"'IT WAS THE JEWS' Screams Candace Owens On First Round Of 'Clue'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1825983872552558765) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2024-08-20T19:50Z 5.1M followers, 947.2K engagements


"BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive official XXX% real Gavin Newsom election ad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1836518555648692570) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2024-09-18T21:31Z 5.1M followers, 38.4M engagements


"Hamas Agrees To Surrender If Europe Will Take Greta Thunberg Back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1929983977756008749) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-06-03T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No King' With Sidewalk Poop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1934679914474594322) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-06-16T18:30Z 5.1M followers, 760.1K engagements


"Ketanji Brown Jackson Pauses Oral Arguments To Ask Clarence Thomas 'What Is A Constitution'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1938635743993168085) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-06-27T16:29Z 5.1M followers, 649.8K engagements


"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1945967913338368497) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-07-17T22:04Z 5.1M followers, 15.5M engagements


"God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1958220703716556881) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-08-20T17:32Z 5.1M followers, 430.7K engagements


"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1969189765909000234) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-20T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Satan: 'I've Made A Huge Mistake'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1969846347349020947) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-21T19:29Z 5.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"AOC Loses Debate Against Cardboard Cutout Of Charlie Kirk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1969884367670391076) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-21T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 2.1M engagements


"Nazi Rally Inspires Millions To Forgive And Love Their Enemies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1970164108235264273) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-22T16:31Z 5.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1971265627676385368) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-25T17:28Z 5.1M followers, 6.2M engagements


"Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973016101022797954) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-30T13:24Z 5.1M followers, 294.6K engagements


"Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1973117649878999426) [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) 2025-09-30T20:08Z 5.1M followers, 1.2M engagements


"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By Very Tired Marco Rubio"  
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