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# ![@TheBabylonBee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::4914384040.png) @TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/interactions)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  #5752 [nfl](/list/nfl)  #227 [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money) 1.48%, [level](/topic/level) 0.99%, [tucker carlson](/topic/tucker-carlson) #115, [ariana](/topic/ariana) #1083, [ariana grande](/topic/ariana-grande) #629, [grande](/topic/grande) #979, [minnesota vikings](/topic/minnesota-vikings) #178, [warner bros](/topic/warner-bros) #552, [acquisition](/topic/acquisition) #436, [red](/topic/red) XXXX%

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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Mexico Begins Constructing Wall To Keep Illegal Immigrants From Coming Back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1770512668668956871)  2024-03-20T18:08Z 5.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"Woman Who Taught 3-Year-Olds' Class For XX Years A Total Baller In Heaven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994496549938659505)  2025-11-28T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 102.5K engagements


"Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995544684500840515)  2025-12-01T17:25Z 5.1M followers, 214.1K engagements


"8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996007270568604129)  2025-12-03T00:03Z 5.1M followers, 113.4K engagements


"Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996272344394776977)  2025-12-03T17:36Z 5.1M followers, 322.2K engagements


"Is It A War Crime Ask The Babylon Bee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996316025113944080)  2025-12-03T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 100.5K engagements


"Ignorant Peasant Doesn't Know How To Operate Tesla Door"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996383984909988234)  2025-12-04T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 102.2K engagements


"Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $XX Oil Change To $2000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997040841936793851)  2025-12-05T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 85.1K engagements


"Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot Theyre Engaged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997074772677587079)  2025-12-05T22:45Z 5.1M followers, 132.9K engagements


"9 Changes Coming To Netflix's Chronicles Of Narnia Reboot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998380876854415487)  2025-12-09T13:15Z 5.1M followers, 163K engagements


"Porn Addiction Ended By New Law That Requires Matt Walsh's Disapproving Face To Appear On All Adult Sites"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998416845326442673)  2025-12-09T15:37Z 5.1M followers, 130K engagements


"Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998528121490846013)  2025-12-09T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 180.1K engagements


"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1969189765909000234)  2025-09-20T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1986131431643332665)  2025-11-05T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 750.5K engagements


"Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1989061049643897017)  2025-11-13T20:01Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993111149022195875)  2025-11-25T00:15Z 5.1M followers, 27.5M engagements


"Heartwarming: These African Children Raised Money To Feed Ariana Grande"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993454775904747575)  2025-11-25T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 808.7K engagements


"How to Talk to Your Racist MAGA Uncle This Thanksgiving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993862342128369835)  2025-11-27T02:00Z 5.1M followers, 312.5K engagements


"Husbands: XX Things They Are Good For"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995629005530071328)  2025-12-01T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 164.8K engagements


"MRI Confirms President Donald Trump Has Incurable Advanced-Stage Patriotism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995912402244616637)  2025-12-02T17:46Z 5.1M followers, 278.1K engagements


"Man Hopes To One Day Be As Happy As People In This Hepatitis B Commercial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996037027498709412)  2025-12-03T02:01Z 5.1M followers, 138K engagements


"10 Things You Can Do That All Wives Find Incredibly Sexy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996218537140957569)  2025-12-03T14:02Z 5.1M followers, 202.9K engagements


"Op-Ed: Whats The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If Im Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996365090967142455)  2025-12-03T23:45Z 5.1M followers, 87.9K engagements


"An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post's Journalists All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little Babies)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996664359519449273)  2025-12-04T19:34Z 5.1M followers, 171.6K engagements


"'Allahu Akbar' Replaces 'Cheerio Mate' As Most Popular UK Greeting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996746363304833052)  2025-12-05T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 202.1K engagements


"Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Migrants To Be More Polite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996980043428274687)  2025-12-05T16:28Z 5.1M followers, 147.4K engagements


"Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997395740415406571)  2025-12-06T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 127.5K engagements


"8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997441005289615493)  2025-12-06T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 140.5K engagements


"Special Needs Community Demands People Stop Comparing Them To Tim Walz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997448481288384643)  2025-12-06T23:30Z 5.1M followers, 532.4K engagements


"Minnesota Added To Trump's Third-World Travel Ban"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997712822969459012)  2025-12-07T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 177.7K engagements


"Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997758078498844771)  2025-12-07T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 111.7K engagements


"Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997773174910394565)  2025-12-07T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 283.7K engagements


"10 Changes Coming To Warner Bros Films After Netflix Acquisition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997788284999680418)  2025-12-07T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 174.1K engagements


"NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998112884404924504)  2025-12-08T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 106.6K engagements


"Suck At Raising Kids Here Are Our Top XX Tips To Be A Perfect Parent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998158172876398763)  2025-12-08T22:30Z 5.1M followers, 113K engagements


"12 Reasons Qatar Is The Greatest Country On Earth This Article Sponsored By Qatar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998173266758820187)  2025-12-08T23:30Z 5.1M followers, 107K engagements


"Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998482841395400751)  2025-12-09T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 473.7K engagements


"Kwanzaa Finally Revealed To Be Elaborate Prank On White People"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998837650346725855)  2025-12-10T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 86.5K engagements


"Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1988306094301528315)  2025-11-11T18:01Z 5.1M followers, 1.2M engagements


"Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993064994548666792)  2025-11-24T21:11Z 5.1M followers, 211.3K engagements


"Top X Reasons You Absolutely DON'T Need A Gun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993316774473838819)  2025-11-25T13:52Z 5.1M followers, 183.8K engagements


"Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993386496510861707)  2025-11-25T18:29Z 5.1M followers, 173.6K engagements


"Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993744733387063772)  2025-11-26T18:12Z 5.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Even Better Film Adaptation Of Lord of the Rings Will Just Be An Old British Guy Reading The Books Out Loud For XX Hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994448866729439314)  2025-11-28T16:50Z 5.1M followers, 146.2K engagements


"Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994541864456778124)  2025-11-28T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 116.1K engagements


"Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995243972944429522)  2025-11-30T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 141.8K engagements


"Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995584180600648081)  2025-12-01T20:01Z 5.1M followers, 185.7K engagements


"Woman Brings Home Worlds Most Effective Adorable Alarm Clock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994768351566913776)  2025-11-29T14:00Z 5.1M followers, 115.8K engagements


"10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994904232021934093)  2025-11-29T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 167K engagements


"Minnesota Added To Trump's Third-World Travel Ban"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995930413441704252)  2025-12-02T18:57Z 5.1M followers, 244.6K engagements


"Trump's 2025 Spotify Wrap Reveals He Listened To 'God Bless The USA' 160000 Times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996346232248193363)  2025-12-03T22:30Z 5.1M followers, 103.6K engagements


"Woman Awarded Trophy For Enduring XX Hours Of Senseless Agony Instead Of Getting Epidural"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1983602280055079034)  2025-10-29T18:30Z 5.1M followers, 491.3K engagements


"Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1984840698152067309)  2025-11-02T04:31Z 5.1M followers, 475.6K engagements


"The Future Is Finally Here: Elon Announces He Has Invented Those Glowy Power Cylinders With Handles At The Top That You Push Into A Slot And Then Turn The Handle To Lock Into Place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1988049064525451714)  2025-11-11T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1990555575894044929)  2025-11-17T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 225K engagements


"Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Cant Just Make Nice Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1990919540541120778)  2025-11-18T23:06Z 5.1M followers, 277.2K engagements


"Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1992399027091198262)  2025-11-23T01:05Z 5.1M followers, 538.4K engagements


"Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993032365002621075)  2025-11-24T19:01Z 5.1M followers, 294.3K engagements


"Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans But Also Lawyers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994874025831526678)  2025-11-29T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 134.6K engagements


"Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994889135367078116)  2025-11-29T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 329.3K engagements


"Senior Pastor Installs 'Heresy Gong' For When Associate Pastor Preaches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995161002208276988)  2025-11-30T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 97.1K engagements


"Dad Looking Forward To The Peace And Quiet Of Work After The Holidays"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995251525770174778)  2025-11-30T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 120.5K engagements


"Anakin Skywalker Turns Back From The Dark Side After Binging Jordan Peterson Videos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995502130606608407)  2025-12-01T14:35Z 5.1M followers, 153.6K engagements


"Paul Leaves Elf On The Shelf To Monitor Corinthian Church"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995659213738070019)  2025-12-02T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 120.4K engagements


"God Announces He Believes In Jordan Peterson But Only As A Metaphorical Idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995853357165011089)  2025-12-02T13:51Z 5.1M followers, 115.3K engagements


"The Babylon Bee Presents: The XX Most Inspiring Verses In The Bible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995872700103839825)  2025-12-02T15:08Z 5.1M followers, 91.1K engagements


"Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996331129868042722)  2025-12-03T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 107.1K engagements


"Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1985775096540098949)  2025-11-04T18:24Z 5.1M followers, 336.3K engagements


"Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1986480025701416971)  2025-11-06T17:05Z 5.1M followers, 5.5M engagements


"Report: Go To Church You Heathen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995130740443349056)  2025-11-30T14:00Z 5.1M followers, 110.8K engagements


"Man Hits Fitness Goal Of Only Gaining X Pounds Over Thanksgiving Weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995206245003755842)  2025-11-30T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 108.7K engagements


"7 Best Things To Say While Your Wife Is In Labor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995481338300764172)  2025-12-01T13:13Z 5.1M followers, 170K engagements


"If you missed Black Friday we're giving you one more chance to give us less money than usual:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995637354569289764)  2025-12-01T23:33Z 5.1M followers, 93.4K engagements


"Rookie Angel Forgets To Shout Fear Not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996228239216250960)  2025-12-03T14:41Z 5.1M followers, 82.4K engagements


"'My Mom Said You Guys Have To Let Me Play' Defiant Colin Kaepernick Tells Kids Playing Flag Football At Park"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996251627435528652)  2025-12-03T16:14Z 5.1M followers, 112.4K engagements


"Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus Mug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996288353671450966)  2025-12-03T18:40Z 5.1M followers, 78.4K engagements


"'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996637613445235177)  2025-12-04T17:47Z 5.1M followers, 635.4K engagements


"Child Who Looks Like Perfect Angel While Sleeping Transforms Into Demonic Hellion Upon Waking Up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996693522620019176)  2025-12-04T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 96.3K engagements


"Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996708920790851956)  2025-12-04T22:31Z 5.1M followers, 110.3K engagements


"Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996731450020729115)  2025-12-05T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 100.9K engagements


"Family Just One Accidentally Opened Hotel Water Bottle Away From Bankruptcy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997055918412841147)  2025-12-05T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 96.1K engagements


"10 Changes Coming To Warner Bros Films After Netflix Acquisition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997086101048119398)  2025-12-05T23:30Z 5.1M followers, 217K engagements


"Is It A War Crime Ask The Babylon Bee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997410821043802476)  2025-12-06T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 111.8K engagements


"Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997418287462846886)  2025-12-06T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 112.2K engagements


"We Havent Been On A Date In A While Says Wife Who Apparently Doesnt Remember Yesterdays Costco Trip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998018153520017872)  2025-12-08T13:13Z 5.1M followers, 168K engagements


"Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998101841947578732)  2025-12-08T18:46Z 5.1M followers, 308.2K engagements


"Tucker Carlson Buys New Home In Mordor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998145193749434836)  2025-12-08T21:38Z 5.1M followers, 170K engagements


"In 'It's A Wonderful Life' Remake Angel Tells George Bailey To Kill Himself Because He's White"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998393043502723337)  2025-12-09T14:03Z 5.1M followers, 218.4K engagements


"Hollywood Announces Bold New Film Where An Evil Villain Is Just Evil And Not Misunderstood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998513018250858669)  2025-12-09T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 85.9K engagements


"Judge Finds Luigi Mangione Too Stunningly Handsome And Gorgeous To Stand Trial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998543229428400426)  2025-12-10T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 97.9K engagements


"Man Disguises Self As Illegal To Get Free Healthcare"  
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