[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life. ### Engagements: XXXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX +11% - X Month XXXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXXXX +74% ### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/posts_active)  - X Week XXX -XXXX% - X Month XXX +10% - X Months XXXXX +27% - X Year XXXXX +11% ### Followers: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX +0.14% - X Month XXXXXXXXX +0.74% - X Months XXXXXXXXX +6.70% - X Year XXXXXXXXX +29% ### CreatorRank: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/influence) --- **Social category influence** [celebrities](/list/celebrities) #1168 [stocks](/list/stocks) #690 [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) #950 [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming) XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [john macarthur](/topic/john-macarthur) #2, [bondi](/topic/bondi) #321, [pam](/topic/pam) #518, [clark](/topic/clark) #844, [caitlin clark](/topic/caitlin-clark) #467, [mamdani](/topic/mamdani) #470, [pam bondi](/topic/pam-bondi) #378, [woke](/topic/woke) 1.04%, [ozempic](/topic/ozempic) #45, [$mat](/topic/$mat) #92 **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@jaredheinrich2](/creator/undefined) [@vdub12](/creator/undefined) [@wotansen2](/creator/undefined) [@manofnomatter](/creator/undefined) [@svatos1](/creator/undefined) [@fataldreidel](/creator/undefined) [@c0rellianrogue_](/creator/undefined) [@retiredusnchief](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@5t0rm4l0ng](/creator/undefined) [@richdesteele](/creator/undefined) [@fressshhh2](/creator/undefined) [@epowers100](/creator/undefined) [@joss_n](/creator/undefined) [@gaminggrifter](/creator/undefined) [@jeffers95742731](/creator/undefined) [@mandabob1](/creator/undefined) [@sydewynder29](/creator/undefined) [@4zharabdullah](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Mattel, Inc. (MAT)](/topic/$mat) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "7 Totally Plausible Explanations For What Happened To The Epstein List On Pam Bondi's Desk"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942977143941505353) 2025-07-09 16:00:24 UTC 5M followers, 146.4K engagements "Ford Debuts Worlds First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939821318926467409) 2025-06-30 23:00:17 UTC 5M followers, 1.4M engagements "Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939783585629610003) 2025-06-30 20:30:20 UTC 5M followers, 810.1K engagements "Report: There Will Be Beer In Hell But Only IPAs"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941248223928070332) 2025-07-04 21:30:17 UTC 5M followers, 266.3K engagements "White House Asks Judge If There's Anything The President Is Actually Allowed To Do"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1928182509327536302) 2025-05-29 20:11:48 UTC 5M followers, 811.9K engagements "Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940466821020197005) 2025-07-02 17:45:16 UTC 5M followers, 293.9K engagements "Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939740294297063456) 2025-06-30 17:38:19 UTC 5M followers, 1.9M engagements "Staff Politely Inform JD Vance The Park Is Closing And He'll Have To Get Off Ariel's Undersea Adventure Now"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945174923757908091) 2025-07-15 17:33:36 UTC 5M followers, 130.9K engagements "Grab the exclusive new Babylon Bee shirt at the link. Thank you for your attention to this matter"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939381415532962188) 2025-06-29 17:52:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 136.9K engagements "New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944456857046618331) 2025-07-13 18:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 197.2K engagements "Friend Assures You TV Show Gets Really Good If You Can Just Push Through X Bad Seasons"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945996982591295517) 2025-07-18 00:00:10 UTC 5M followers, 146K engagements "Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1866890702006714575) 2024-12-11 17:00:03 UTC 5M followers, 1.8M engagements "Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941218006350041304) 2025-07-04 19:30:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 157.6K engagements "Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944117085312798835) 2025-07-12 19:30:07 UTC 5M followers, 533K engagements "District Court Issues Nationwide Injunction Against Supreme Court Ruling"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941603045428584600) 2025-07-05 21:00:13 UTC 5M followers, 195.1K engagements "Gay Couple Presents Surrogate Mother With Gift Of Beautiful Red Robe"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943460291037053094) 2025-07-11 00:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 229.8K engagements "Winning: DOJ Announces They Have Arrested Man Responsible For Creating Microsoft OneDrive"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946293333275353497) 2025-07-18 19:37:45 UTC 5M followers, 338.1K engagements "Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943060163897749699) 2025-07-09 21:30:18 UTC 5M followers, 152K engagements "WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946277019139895578) 2025-07-18 18:32:56 UTC 5M followers, 264.2K engagements "Democrats Confused By Parades Without Any Naked People Or Sex Toys"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941195389899510121) 2025-07-04 18:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 1.7M engagements "Man's Faith In God Shaken After Prayer For Lightsaber Goes Unanswered"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943022477199683878) 2025-07-09 19:00:32 UTC 5M followers, 137.3K engagements "Several Injured In Brawl When Mormons Jehovahs Witnesses Arrive On Porch At Same Time"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942735516337635499) 2025-07-09 00:00:16 UTC 5M followers, 196.7K engagements "Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944728964603191654) 2025-07-14 12:01:31 UTC 5M followers, 302.4K engagements "Pastor Gently Informs Worship Leader That The 'Thunderstruck' Riff Is Not An Appropriate Intro For 'Great Is Thy Faithfulness'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942697777311486137) 2025-07-08 21:30:18 UTC 5M followers, 185.5K engagements "Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1931373122340405701) 2025-06-07 15:30:10 UTC 5M followers, 2.9M engagements "Tragic: Rabid Stephen Colbert Forced To Be Put Down"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946184776420847699) 2025-07-18 12:26:23 UTC 5M followers, 191.7K engagements "Trump Issues New Striped Robes For Federal Judges"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1916904282873385336) 2025-04-28 17:16:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 190.5K engagements "Scientist At 7th Jurassic Park Asks If Maybe They Should Just Make Papier-Mch Dinosaurs This Time"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944101998204268834) 2025-07-12 18:30:10 UTC 5M followers, 153K engagements "Check out @Lib_Repellent11. From herbal aphrodisiacs to detox to gut health to whole food vitamins real results pure ingredients. Done right. Never left. 👉"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943076023261892619) 2025-07-09 22:33:19 UTC 5M followers, 135.8K engagements "Scholars Believe Explosive Growth Of The Early Church Was Due To Christians Being Allowed To Eat Bacon"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943675653808627800) 2025-07-11 14:16:02 UTC 5M followers, 201.1K engagements "9 Books That Barely Missed Being Included In The Bible"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943837790979903604) 2025-07-12 01:00:18 UTC 5M followers, 185.6K engagements "Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled Chick-Fil-A Opens New Temple Mount Location"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942305371562840394) 2025-07-07 19:31:01 UTC 4.9M followers, 152.7K engagements "FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944741597486174484) 2025-07-14 12:51:43 UTC 5M followers, 579.6K engagements "9 Killer Gifts Your Husband Secretly Wants But Isnt Telling You"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945596927657099312) 2025-07-16 21:30:29 UTC 5M followers, 174.1K engagements "Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943037559732367402) 2025-07-09 20:00:28 UTC 5M followers, 250.9K engagements "UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To XX So Their Wives Can Vote"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945947914716565879) 2025-07-17 20:45:11 UTC 5M followers, 664K engagements "Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943684751396601932) 2025-07-11 14:52:11 UTC 5M followers, 712.4K engagements "Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census Leaving California With Population Of 12"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941512478875136310) 2025-07-05 15:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 267.1K engagements "Life Hack: Do Whatever Despicable Thing You Want And When People Call You Out Just Hit 'Em With The 'Judge Not'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944887284492329234) 2025-07-14 22:30:37 UTC 5M followers, 220.5K engagements "8 Ingenious New Life Hacks Discovered By Gen Z"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944147303062737338) 2025-07-12 21:30:12 UTC 5M followers, 164.2K engagements "Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945473435729010719) 2025-07-16 13:19:46 UTC 5M followers, 220.4K engagements "Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944487054689128711) 2025-07-13 20:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 211.5K engagements "Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945621573857055133) 2025-07-16 23:08:25 UTC 5M followers, 245.3K engagements "Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1890464648509485386) 2025-02-14 18:14:29 UTC 5M followers, 59.4M engagements "Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945552194310119777) 2025-07-16 18:32:44 UTC 5M followers, 2.1M engagements "Three Hours Into Explanation Woman Regrets Asking Husband Why They Didn't Fly The Eagles To Mordor"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943113001420079458) 2025-07-10 01:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 216.5K engagements "7 Signs You Might Have Been Radicalized On Facebook"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940938700503887885) 2025-07-04 01:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 155.9K engagements "Scholars Attribute Nebuchadnezzars Dreams To Bedtime Snack Of Funyuns And Mountain Dew Baja Blast"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940561195406152035) 2025-07-03 00:00:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 200.2K engagements "Man Wants However Many Deportations Are Needed For Him To No Longer Have To Press X For English"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944124693784523262) 2025-07-12 20:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 278.4K engagements "Elmo Leads Division Of Panzers Across Polish Border"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944845678900896203) 2025-07-14 19:45:17 UTC 5M followers, 299K engagements "'Why Do All These Lazy Kids Live With Their Parents' Says Grandpa Who Once Bought A 5000 Sq. Ft. House For X Potatoes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942600797331628082) 2025-07-08 15:04:56 UTC 5M followers, 186.5K engagements "Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn't Post On X For Over XX Minutes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1867709845173842227) 2024-12-13 23:15:02 UTC 5M followers, 42.5M engagements "Lifes Struggles Causing Atheist To Lose His Faith In The Existence Of Nothing"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943758481808408829) 2025-07-11 19:45:10 UTC 5M followers, 178.2K engagements "What Men Think Women Want Vs. What They Actually Want"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939851483945619815) 2025-07-01 01:00:09 UTC 4.9M followers, 253.5K engagements "11 Celebs Who Have Joined Elon's America Party"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942350502806569205) 2025-07-07 22:30:21 UTC 5M followers, 141.2K engagements "Wail Of Agony Heard From Satan's Office As Planned Parenthood Defunded"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940891378222776527) 2025-07-03 21:52:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 265.8K engagements "Ben And Jerry's Introduces Fun New Flavor 'Push The Jews Into The Sea Salt And Caramel'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942226168821821947) 2025-07-07 14:16:18 UTC 4.9M followers, 356.3K engagements "New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943384797180490071) 2025-07-10 19:00:16 UTC 5M followers, 829.2K engagements "FBI Closes Several High-Profile Cases Including Epstein"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945227953056702713) 2025-07-15 21:04:19 UTC 5M followers, 954.7K engagements "To Calm Everyone Down Here Is A Picture Of A Bagel You Cannot Possibly Argue About"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1936507287532675357) 2025-06-21 19:31:30 UTC 5M followers, 442.6K engagements "Doctor Reassures Nervous Patient This Procedure Will Make Him Truckload Of Money"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945528909585338877) 2025-07-16 17:00:12 UTC 5M followers, 227.6K engagements "'I Don't Know If America Should Be Involved In Another Middle Eastern War' Says Raging Antisemite"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1935770019079565740) 2025-06-19 18:41:52 UTC 5M followers, 2.8M engagements "The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942958266775908537) 2025-07-09 14:45:23 UTC 5M followers, 104.3K engagements "Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled Chick-Fil-A Opens New Temple Mount Location"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944034117630275767) 2025-07-12 14:00:26 UTC 5M followers, 136.8K engagements "10 Reasons America Is Still The Greatest Country On Earth"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941152825469219290) 2025-07-04 15:11:13 UTC 5M followers, 131.5K engagements "In Powerful Dissent Ketanji Brown Jackson Simply Writes 'Wakanda Forever'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1938703967267041647) 2025-06-27 21:00:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 2.4M engagements "Iranian President Worried This Tucker Guy Might Be A Little Extreme"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942261932183937323) 2025-07-07 16:38:24 UTC 5M followers, 208.2K engagements "Jesus Delights Crowd By Miraculously Turning Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Into Chocolate Chip"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941588008655782280) 2025-07-05 20:00:28 UTC 5M followers, 213.9K engagements "Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1849121203576783207) 2024-10-23 16:10:24 UTC 5M followers, 706.6K engagements "Jeff Bezos's Wedding XXX% Funded By Your Wife's Amazon Purchases"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939390994555838842) 2025-06-29 18:30:19 UTC 5M followers, 2M engagements "A.I. 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Court Judge"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1905660334909567285) 2025-03-28 16:36:43 UTC 5M followers, 50M engagements "Trailer Park Named 'Paradise Oasis' Slightly Exaggerating"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943295264166486186) 2025-07-10 13:04:30 UTC 5M followers, 143.1K engagements "Disney World Installs Animatronic District Judge To Block Animatronic Trump"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942274986409873918) 2025-07-07 17:30:17 UTC 5M followers, 323.7K engagements "Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With X% Intro APR"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944502167886278774) 2025-07-13 21:00:18 UTC 5M followers, 240.8K engagements "Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman's Character Flaws"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941610590834716700) 2025-07-05 21:30:12 UTC 5M followers, 220.6K engagements "Trump Announces He Has Evidence Thomas Massie Is Only Weeks Away From Acquiring Nuclear Weapons"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1937203236223471828) 2025-06-23 17:36:57 UTC 5M followers, 2.1M engagements "Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Ross And Rachel Were On A Break"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944924971093889460) 2025-07-15 01:00:22 UTC 5M followers, 235.9K engagements "Disney World Installs Animatronic District Judge To Block Animatronic Trump"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944049331708825682) 2025-07-12 15:00:54 UTC 5M followers, 193.2K engagements "John MacArthur Performs Miracle At Wedding Turns Wine Into Water"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945161728745963595) 2025-07-15 16:41:10 UTC 5M followers, 95.2K engagements "CNN Marks One-Year Anniversary Of Trump Falling Down After Loud Popping Noises"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944517238934872260) 2025-07-13 22:00:11 UTC 5M followers, 539.3K engagements "Nation Wondering If Government Gonna Bankrupt Us Anyway If Maybe They Could Buy Us All A Switch 2"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944019027279426006) 2025-07-12 13:00:28 UTC 5M followers, 164.1K engagements "Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed XX Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1938276214386409819) 2025-06-26 16:40:35 UTC 5M followers, 1.1M engagements "Stormtroopers Now Deadly Accurate After Adding Pistol Braces To All Their Blasters"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942595818126516303) 2025-07-08 14:45:09 UTC 5M followers, 136.6K engagements "Pastor John MacArthur is now with the Lord after decades of faithfully teaching the Bible to millions. During COVID he boldly told the State of California that church was essential and he won. This is the interview he gave to The Babylon Bee"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945271479211557260) 2025-07-15 23:57:16 UTC 5M followers, 464.8K engagements "John MacArthur Series On Engaging Modern Culture Now Available On Audio Cassette"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945157163422261332) 2025-07-15 16:23:01 UTC 5M followers, 54.6K engagements "Weird But True: Jesus Died For Man Currently Eating Burrito In 2003 Honda Civic"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945903274114097244) 2025-07-17 17:47:48 UTC 5M followers, 114.5K engagements "'That's Neat Buddy' Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944064441080811730) 2025-07-12 16:00:56 UTC 5M followers, 141.3K engagements "Mans Christian Love For Humanity Shattered By Trip To The Airport"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944094497513627885) 2025-07-12 18:00:22 UTC 5M followers, 210.4K engagements "UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who Youre Allowed To Be Racist Against"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941874850072551774) 2025-07-06 15:00:17 UTC 5M followers, 203K engagements "There Is No Epstein Client List Say Epstein's Clients"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942712862956192232) 2025-07-08 22:30:15 UTC 5M followers, 906.2K engagements "Integrity: This Man Says Stupid Things On The Internet And No One Is Paying Him To Do It"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945608191611441299) 2025-07-16 22:15:15 UTC 5M followers, 275.7K engagements "Liberal Neighbors In Game Of Chicken To See Who Will Take Down Their 'Black Lives Matter' Sign First"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945496765274247637) 2025-07-16 14:52:29 UTC 5M followers, 114.8K engagements "Mamdani Says He Will Build Wall Separating East New York From West New York"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940168653539807283) 2025-07-01 22:00:28 UTC 4.9M followers, 350.7K engagements "Archaeologists Locate Buc-ee's Israelites Stopped At While Wandering Desert"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946374470949601667) 2025-07-19 01:00:10 UTC 5M followers, 148.1K engagements "David And Bathsheba Caught On Kiss Cam At Concert"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946302680176918920) 2025-07-18 20:14:54 UTC 5M followers, 322.9K engagements "Bidens Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945159621984854406) 2025-07-15 16:32:47 UTC 5M followers, 255.6K engagements "Disaster: Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler But Now Has No One To Compare People He Disagrees With To"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943369695018488187) 2025-07-10 18:00:16 UTC 5M followers, 177.7K engagements "Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941950358508454067) 2025-07-06 20:00:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 234K engagements "Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942196452148568321) 2025-07-07 12:18:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 233.8K engagements "Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946336760713089361) 2025-07-18 22:30:19 UTC 5M followers, 114.6K engagements "Metadata Shows Epstein Footage Was Edited In 'Mario Paint'"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945257163930079290) 2025-07-15 23:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 290.4K engagements "Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1889456759988994426) 2025-02-11 23:29:30 UTC 4.9M followers, 903.9K engagements "38-Year-Old Man Rushed To Hospital After Sleeping In A Slightly Weird Position"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945459178501292248) 2025-07-16 12:23:07 UTC 5M followers, 175.2K engagements "Disgusting: New Woke Superman Movie Features Guy Wearing Underwear Over His Pants"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942568872701292653) 2025-07-08 12:58:05 UTC 5M followers, 180.3K engagements "Cold-Hearted Leftists Demand Immigrants Stay In Evil Oppressive United States"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941921634882928712) 2025-07-06 18:06:11 UTC 5M followers, 222K engagements "After TSA Policy Change Production Finally Resumes At Crazy Mohammed's Shoe Bomb Factory"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944441783238226310) 2025-07-13 17:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 190.9K engagements "Serial Killer Out Of Job As Local Planned Parenthood Closes"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944154912142635297) 2025-07-12 22:00:26 UTC 5M followers, 175.3K engagements "Ball Park Loses Some Charm After Being Renamed Corporate Financial Insurance Bank Services Park"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942373136504119617) 2025-07-08 00:00:17 UTC 5M followers, 188.5K engagements "Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944411590284980674) 2025-07-13 15:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 151.6K engagements "James Gunn Releases Film About The Importance Of Accepting Morally Upstanding White Immigrants Who Speak Perfect English"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942669406493872264) 2025-07-08 19:37:34 UTC 5M followers, 621.9K engagements "Republicans Celebrate $X Billion In Spending Cuts After Passing Bill That Adds $X Trillion To National Debt"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946314461695860935) 2025-07-18 21:01:43 UTC 5M followers, 174.3K engagements "Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census Leaving California With Population Of 12"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940153498705727624) 2025-07-01 21:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 882.1K engagements "Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943792550436807045) 2025-07-11 22:00:32 UTC 5M followers, 182.3K engagements "9 Absolute MUSTS To Look For In A New Church"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943651766819508339) 2025-07-11 12:41:07 UTC 5M followers, 122.2K engagements "Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Child Slavery"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943730709048225964) 2025-07-11 17:54:48 UTC 5M followers, 627.9K engagements "Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1938288372977701157) 2025-06-26 17:28:54 UTC 5M followers, 3.7M engagements "Liberal In Private Jet Upset As He Looks Down And Sees All The Cows Causing Climate Change"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1940198817220944373) 2025-07-02 00:00:19 UTC 4.9M followers, 659.2K engagements "St. Peter Learning A Lot About The Bible From This John MacArthur Fellow"  [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/x/TheBabylonBee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945238253453348987) 2025-07-15 21:45:15 UTC 5M followers, 193.4K engagements
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@TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life.
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"7 Totally Plausible Explanations For What Happened To The Epstein List On Pam Bondi's Desk"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 16:00:24 UTC 5M followers, 146.4K engagements
"Ford Debuts Worlds First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-30 23:00:17 UTC 5M followers, 1.4M engagements
"Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-30 20:30:20 UTC 5M followers, 810.1K engagements
"Report: There Will Be Beer In Hell But Only IPAs" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 21:30:17 UTC 5M followers, 266.3K engagements
"White House Asks Judge If There's Anything The President Is Actually Allowed To Do" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-05-29 20:11:48 UTC 5M followers, 811.9K engagements
"Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-02 17:45:16 UTC 5M followers, 293.9K engagements
"Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-30 17:38:19 UTC 5M followers, 1.9M engagements
"Staff Politely Inform JD Vance The Park Is Closing And He'll Have To Get Off Ariel's Undersea Adventure Now" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 17:33:36 UTC 5M followers, 130.9K engagements
"Grab the exclusive new Babylon Bee shirt at the link. Thank you for your attention to this matter" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-29 17:52:16 UTC 4.9M followers, 136.9K engagements
"New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 18:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 197.2K engagements
"Friend Assures You TV Show Gets Really Good If You Can Just Push Through X Bad Seasons" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 00:00:10 UTC 5M followers, 146K engagements
"Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians" @TheBabylonBee on X 2024-12-11 17:00:03 UTC 5M followers, 1.8M engagements
"Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 19:30:13 UTC 4.9M followers, 157.6K engagements
"Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 19:30:07 UTC 5M followers, 533K engagements
"District Court Issues Nationwide Injunction Against Supreme Court Ruling" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-05 21:00:13 UTC 5M followers, 195.1K engagements
"Gay Couple Presents Surrogate Mother With Gift Of Beautiful Red Robe" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 00:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 229.8K engagements
"Winning: DOJ Announces They Have Arrested Man Responsible For Creating Microsoft OneDrive" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 19:37:45 UTC 5M followers, 338.1K engagements
"Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 21:30:18 UTC 5M followers, 152K engagements
"WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 18:32:56 UTC 5M followers, 264.2K engagements
"Democrats Confused By Parades Without Any Naked People Or Sex Toys" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 18:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 1.7M engagements
"Man's Faith In God Shaken After Prayer For Lightsaber Goes Unanswered" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 19:00:32 UTC 5M followers, 137.3K engagements
"Several Injured In Brawl When Mormons Jehovahs Witnesses Arrive On Porch At Same Time" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 00:00:16 UTC 5M followers, 196.7K engagements
"Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 12:01:31 UTC 5M followers, 302.4K engagements
"Pastor Gently Informs Worship Leader That The 'Thunderstruck' Riff Is Not An Appropriate Intro For 'Great Is Thy Faithfulness'" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-08 21:30:18 UTC 5M followers, 185.5K engagements
"Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-07 15:30:10 UTC 5M followers, 2.9M engagements
"Tragic: Rabid Stephen Colbert Forced To Be Put Down" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 12:26:23 UTC 5M followers, 191.7K engagements
"Trump Issues New Striped Robes For Federal Judges" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-04-28 17:16:10 UTC 4.9M followers, 190.5K engagements
"Scientist At 7th Jurassic Park Asks If Maybe They Should Just Make Papier-Mch Dinosaurs This Time" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 18:30:10 UTC 5M followers, 153K engagements
"Check out @Lib_Repellent11. From herbal aphrodisiacs to detox to gut health to whole food vitamins real results pure ingredients. Done right. Never left. 👉" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 22:33:19 UTC 5M followers, 135.8K engagements
"Scholars Believe Explosive Growth Of The Early Church Was Due To Christians Being Allowed To Eat Bacon" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 14:16:02 UTC 5M followers, 201.1K engagements
"9 Books That Barely Missed Being Included In The Bible" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 01:00:18 UTC 5M followers, 185.6K engagements
"Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled Chick-Fil-A Opens New Temple Mount Location" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-07 19:31:01 UTC 4.9M followers, 152.7K engagements
"FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 12:51:43 UTC 5M followers, 579.6K engagements
"9 Killer Gifts Your Husband Secretly Wants But Isnt Telling You" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 21:30:29 UTC 5M followers, 174.1K engagements
"Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 20:00:28 UTC 5M followers, 250.9K engagements
"UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To XX So Their Wives Can Vote" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 20:45:11 UTC 5M followers, 664K engagements
"Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 14:52:11 UTC 5M followers, 712.4K engagements
"Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census Leaving California With Population Of 12" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-05 15:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 267.1K engagements
"Life Hack: Do Whatever Despicable Thing You Want And When People Call You Out Just Hit 'Em With The 'Judge Not'" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 22:30:37 UTC 5M followers, 220.5K engagements
"8 Ingenious New Life Hacks Discovered By Gen Z" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 21:30:12 UTC 5M followers, 164.2K engagements
"Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 13:19:46 UTC 5M followers, 220.4K engagements
"Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 20:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 211.5K engagements
"Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 23:08:25 UTC 5M followers, 245.3K engagements
"Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-02-14 18:14:29 UTC 5M followers, 59.4M engagements
"Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 18:32:44 UTC 5M followers, 2.1M engagements
"Three Hours Into Explanation Woman Regrets Asking Husband Why They Didn't Fly The Eagles To Mordor" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-10 01:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 216.5K engagements
"7 Signs You Might Have Been Radicalized On Facebook" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 01:00:21 UTC 4.9M followers, 155.9K engagements
"Scholars Attribute Nebuchadnezzars Dreams To Bedtime Snack Of Funyuns And Mountain Dew Baja Blast" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-03 00:00:17 UTC 4.9M followers, 200.2K engagements
"Man Wants However Many Deportations Are Needed For Him To No Longer Have To Press X For English" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 20:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 278.4K engagements
"Elmo Leads Division Of Panzers Across Polish Border" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 19:45:17 UTC 5M followers, 299K engagements
"'Why Do All These Lazy Kids Live With Their Parents' Says Grandpa Who Once Bought A 5000 Sq. Ft. House For X Potatoes" @TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-08 15:04:56 UTC 5M followers, 186.5K engagements
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