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# ![@TheBabylonBee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::4914384040.png) @TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/interactions)
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### Followers: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/followers)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXXX% [nfl](/list/nfl)  #111 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming)  XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money) 1.52%, [walz](/topic/walz) #94, [level](/topic/level) 1.02%, [warner bros](/topic/warner-bros) #402, [acquisition](/topic/acquisition) #253, [cartel](/topic/cartel) 1.02%, [red](/topic/red) 1.02%, [ariana](/topic/ariana) #923, [ariana grande](/topic/ariana-grande) #568, [grande](/topic/grande) #878

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**Top assets mentioned**
[Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Cant Just Make Nice Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1990919540541120778)  2025-11-18T23:06Z 5.1M followers, 277.2K engagements


"Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993386496510861707)  2025-11-25T18:29Z 5.1M followers, 173.6K engagements


"10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994904232021934093)  2025-11-29T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 167K engagements


"Man Hits Fitness Goal Of Only Gaining X Pounds Over Thanksgiving Weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995206245003755842)  2025-11-30T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 108.6K engagements


"7 Best Things To Say While Your Wife Is In Labor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995481338300764172)  2025-12-01T13:13Z 5.1M followers, 169.9K engagements


"8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996007270568604129)  2025-12-03T00:03Z 5.1M followers, 113.3K engagements


"'Wait What Do You Call Yourselves' Ask The Three Wise Men's Wives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996021293452263656)  2025-12-03T00:58Z 5.1M followers, 105.6K engagements


"Trump's 2025 Spotify Wrap Reveals He Listened To 'God Bless The USA' 160000 Times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996346232248193363)  2025-12-03T22:30Z 5.1M followers, 103.5K engagements


"If you missed Black Friday we're giving you one more chance to give us less money than usual:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995637354569289764)  2025-12-01T23:33Z 5.1M followers, 93.4K engagements


"Is It A War Crime Ask The Babylon Bee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996316025113944080)  2025-12-03T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 100.4K engagements


"Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996331129868042722)  2025-12-03T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 107K engagements


"Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996678415282286923)  2025-12-04T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 186.6K engagements


"Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996731450020729115)  2025-12-05T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 100.7K engagements


"'Allahu Akbar' Replaces 'Cheerio Mate' As Most Popular UK Greeting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996746363304833052)  2025-12-05T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 201.8K engagements


"10 Changes Coming To Warner Bros Films After Netflix Acquisition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997086101048119398)  2025-12-05T23:30Z 5.1M followers, 216.5K engagements


"Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997433386365788570)  2025-12-06T22:30Z 5.1M followers, 315.1K engagements


"Special Needs Community Demands People Stop Comparing Them To Tim Walz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997448481288384643)  2025-12-06T23:30Z 5.1M followers, 530.3K engagements


"Junior Cartel Member Excited To Already Be Getting To Drive Boat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997727910614966644)  2025-12-07T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 98.4K engagements


"We Havent Been On A Date In A While Says Wife Who Apparently Doesnt Remember Yesterdays Costco Trip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998018153520017872)  2025-12-08T13:13Z 5.1M followers, 166.4K engagements


"9 Changes Coming To Netflix's Chronicles Of Narnia Reboot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998380876854415487)  2025-12-09T13:15Z 5.1M followers, 151K engagements


"Target Releases Trans Muslim Chinese Quadruple Amputee Santa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1990439465714696219)  2025-11-17T15:18Z 5.1M followers, 663.9K engagements


"Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993064994548666792)  2025-11-24T21:11Z 5.1M followers, 211.3K engagements


"Heartwarming: These African Children Raised Money To Feed Ariana Grande"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993454775904747575)  2025-11-25T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 808K engagements


"Senior Pastor Installs 'Heresy Gong' For When Associate Pastor Preaches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995161002208276988)  2025-11-30T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 97.1K engagements


"Paul Leaves Elf On The Shelf To Monitor Corinthian Church"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995659213738070019)  2025-12-02T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 120.3K engagements


"Minnesota Added To Trump's Third-World Travel Ban"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995930413441704252)  2025-12-02T18:57Z 5.1M followers, 244.5K engagements


"Rookie Angel Forgets To Shout Fear Not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996228239216250960)  2025-12-03T14:41Z 5.1M followers, 82.2K engagements


"Op-Ed: Whats The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If Im Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996365090967142455)  2025-12-03T23:45Z 5.1M followers, 87.8K engagements


"AOC Shares Plan To Enact Socialism For Five Easy Payments Of $49.99"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996611366602297461)  2025-12-04T16:03Z 5.1M followers, 104.6K engagements


"Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996708920790851956)  2025-12-04T22:31Z 5.1M followers, 110.1K engagements


"Jan X Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996720150356037945)  2025-12-04T23:15Z 5.1M followers, 171.9K engagements


"Cunning Adam Casually Suggests Eve Try Shorter Haircut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996942147023442097)  2025-12-05T13:58Z 5.1M followers, 163.5K engagements


"8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997441005289615493)  2025-12-06T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 140K engagements


"Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997758078498844771)  2025-12-07T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 111.1K engagements


"10 Changes Coming To Warner Bros Films After Netflix Acquisition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997788284999680418)  2025-12-07T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 173.2K engagements


"Tucker Carlson Buys New Home In Mordor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998145193749434836)  2025-12-08T21:38Z 5.1M followers, 144.2K engagements


"Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998482841395400751)  2025-12-09T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 373.3K engagements


"Mexico Begins Constructing Wall To Keep Illegal Immigrants From Coming Back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1770512668668956871)  2024-03-20T18:08Z 5.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1942682649501356152)  2025-07-08T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 4M engagements


"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1969189765909000234)  2025-09-20T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1991907645586878694)  2025-11-21T16:32Z 5.1M followers, 337.4K engagements


"Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santas Naughty/Nice List"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1992714818483040273)  2025-11-23T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 130.6K engagements


"Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993141646217621735)  2025-11-25T02:16Z 5.1M followers, 261.3K engagements


"Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game Or Getting PhD In Quantum Physics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993416928514248920)  2025-11-25T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 134.5K engagements


"Woman Who Taught 3-Year-Olds' Class For XX Years A Total Baller In Heaven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993705788020277369)  2025-11-26T15:37Z 5.1M followers, 80.9K engagements


"'I Sure Love Pumpkin Pie' Says Man Spraying Gallon Of Reddi-Whip Over Pumpkin Pie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994164357148656048)  2025-11-27T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 130.9K engagements


"'So What's For Dinner' Asks Teen Boy Immediately After Eating 50000-Calorie Thanksgiving Meal At X PM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994194550672281787)  2025-11-28T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 176.8K engagements


"Progressive Family Adds New Planned Parenthood Location To Christmas Village Display"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994482436487491692)  2025-11-28T19:04Z 5.1M followers, 97.3K engagements


"Woman Who Taught 3-Year-Olds' Class For XX Years A Total Baller In Heaven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994496549938659505)  2025-11-28T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 102.5K engagements


"Wife Sad As She Realizes Husband Will Never Look At Her Like He Looks At A Cool Suspension Bridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994813717867815091)  2025-11-29T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 109.1K engagements


"Mall Santa Prepares For Seasonal Gig By Cutting Off Ankle Monitor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994843893452476843)  2025-11-29T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 116K engagements


"Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994858928195178816)  2025-11-29T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 183.2K engagements


"Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game And Getting PhD In Quantum Physics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995176091657330741)  2025-11-30T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 125.3K engagements


"Greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995221318543810900)  2025-11-30T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 99.2K engagements


"'Oh Lord Bless This Food To My Body' Says Man Eating X Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995228867489915162)  2025-11-30T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 107K engagements


"Archaeologists Uncover Cool Whip Containers Pilgrims Used To Hold Leftovers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995236423964729432)  2025-11-30T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 135.9K engagements


"Hegseth Halts U.S. Demand For Illegal Drugs By Drone Striking Hunter Biden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995568314857173243)  2025-12-01T18:58Z 5.1M followers, 98.4K engagements


"Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1870929829807186149)  2024-12-22T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 5.6M engagements


"Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1984840698152067309)  2025-11-02T04:31Z 5.1M followers, 475.5K engagements


"Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1988306094301528315)  2025-11-11T18:01Z 5.1M followers, 1.2M engagements


"Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1992399027091198262)  2025-11-23T01:05Z 5.1M followers, 538.4K engagements


"Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993032365002621075)  2025-11-24T19:01Z 5.1M followers, 294.2K engagements


"Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993111149022195875)  2025-11-25T00:15Z 5.1M followers, 27.5M engagements


"How to Talk to Your Racist MAGA Uncle This Thanksgiving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1993862342128369835)  2025-11-27T02:00Z 5.1M followers, 312.4K engagements


"Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994541864456778124)  2025-11-28T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 116.1K engagements


"Woman Brings Home Worlds Most Effective Adorable Alarm Clock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994768351566913776)  2025-11-29T14:00Z 5.1M followers, 115.8K engagements


"Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1994889135367078116)  2025-11-29T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 329.2K engagements


"Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995243972944429522)  2025-11-30T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 141.8K engagements


"Dad Looking Forward To The Peace And Quiet Of Work After The Holidays"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995251525770174778)  2025-11-30T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 120.5K engagements


"MRI Confirms President Donald Trump Has Incurable Advanced-Stage Patriotism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995912402244616637)  2025-12-02T17:46Z 5.1M followers, 276.3K engagements


"TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn't Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1995971307909857465)  2025-12-02T21:40Z 5.1M followers, 90.4K engagements


"Man Hopes To One Day Be As Happy As People In This Hepatitis B Commercial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996037027498709412)  2025-12-03T02:01Z 5.1M followers, 137.9K engagements


"Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996272344394776977)  2025-12-03T17:36Z 5.1M followers, 321.9K engagements


"Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus Mug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996288353671450966)  2025-12-03T18:40Z 5.1M followers, 78.3K engagements


"Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996353796474130779)  2025-12-03T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.7M engagements


"Child Who Looks Like Perfect Angel While Sleeping Transforms Into Demonic Hellion Upon Waking Up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996693522620019176)  2025-12-04T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 96.1K engagements


"Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Migrants To Be More Polite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1996980043428274687)  2025-12-05T16:28Z 5.1M followers, 145.8K engagements


"Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot Theyre Engaged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997074772677587079)  2025-12-05T22:45Z 5.1M followers, 132.6K engagements


"Child Treats Mom To Deep-Tissue Back Massage At X A.M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997380629923566003)  2025-12-06T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 98.2K engagements


"Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1997773174910394565)  2025-12-07T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 282.5K engagements


"10 Best Places To Meet A Good Christian Girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998051961434669327)  2025-12-08T15:28Z 5.1M followers, 128.1K engagements


"Suck At Raising Kids Here Are Our Top XX Tips To Be A Perfect Parent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998158172876398763)  2025-12-08T22:30Z 5.1M followers, 110.9K engagements


"12 Reasons Qatar Is The Greatest Country On Earth This Article Sponsored By Qatar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998173266758820187)  2025-12-08T23:30Z 5.1M followers, 104.9K engagements


"Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998528121490846013)  2025-12-09T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 120.9K engagements


"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1945967913338368497)  2025-07-17T22:04Z 5.1M followers, 15.6M engagements


"Woman Awarded Trophy For Enduring XX Hours Of Senseless Agony Instead Of Getting Epidural"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1983602280055079034)  2025-10-29T18:30Z 5.1M followers, 491.3K engagements


"Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1985775096540098949)  2025-11-04T18:24Z 5.1M followers, 336.2K engagements


"Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1986480025701416971)  2025-11-06T17:05Z 5.1M followers, 5.5M engagements


"The Future Is Finally Here: Elon Announces He Has Invented Those Glowy Power Cylinders With Handles At The Top That You Push Into A Slot And Then Turn The Handle To Lock Into Place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1988049064525451714)  2025-11-11T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1989061049643897017)  2025-11-13T20:01Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1991242604470489449)  2025-11-19T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 1.8M engagements


"Top X Reasons You Absolutely DON'T Need A Gun"  
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