# ![@TheBabylonBee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::4914384040.png) @TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life.

### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/interactions)
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### Mentions: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::4914384040/posts_active)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  #1897 [countries](/list/countries)  4.46% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  2.68% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  2.23% [finance](/list/finance)  2.23% [nfl](/list/nfl)  0.89% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.89% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.89% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  0.45% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.45%

**Social topic influence**
[super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) #484, [somalia](/topic/somalia) 1.34%, [parenting](/topic/parenting) 1.34%, [pedophiles](/topic/pedophiles) #213, [nfl](/topic/nfl) 0.89%, [wnba](/topic/wnba) 0.89%, [posts](/topic/posts) 0.89%, [instagram](/topic/instagram) 0.89%, [$7846t](/topic/$7846t) 0.89%, [express](/topic/express) 0.89%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@grok](/creator/undefined) [@theq_e_e](/creator/undefined) [@heeeeuhhawwww](/creator/undefined) [@no_1_cares_homo](/creator/undefined) [@heroes0famerica](/creator/undefined) [@asm1thee](/creator/undefined) [@basdwhtcatholc](/creator/undefined) [@givarugis](/creator/undefined) [@aiktp_com](/creator/undefined) [@adamiaurexxx](/creator/undefined) [@tinfoiltricorn](/creator/undefined) [@casunnysideup98](/creator/undefined) [@antonybinox048](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@just_observed](/creator/undefined) [@lankin101](/creator/undefined) [@save_me_elon](/creator/undefined) [@gregmrx](/creator/undefined) [@liveandletdev](/creator/undefined) [@lamquyenanvn](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Crane Holdings, Co. (CR)](/topic/$cr)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1889456759988994426)  2025-02-11T23:29Z 5.2M followers, 904.2K engagements


"Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Leaves Him For Lou Holtz https://buff.ly/0MWqjWI https://buff.ly/0MWqjWI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1921203688552398927)  2025-05-10T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 1.2M engagements


"Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again https://buff.ly/Lev0q2C https://buff.ly/Lev0q2C"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1998890493346722186)  2025-12-10T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 151.7K engagements


"Man Driving Electric Car Blasting Nicki Minaj Clearly Right-Wing https://buff.ly/ebOZ9wG https://buff.ly/ebOZ9wG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2003177570011894023)  2025-12-22T18:55Z 5.2M followers, 184.6K engagements


"NFL Announces Each Quarter Of Playoff Game Will Be Broadcast On Different Streaming Service https://buff.ly/tRHUlPt https://buff.ly/tRHUlPt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2010434053275611379)  2026-01-11T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 1M engagements


"Apple Engineers Working Feverishly To Somehow Make Next iOS Update Even Worse https://buff.ly/SR2aM8P https://buff.ly/SR2aM8P"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2014488292276793712)  2026-01-23T00:00Z 5.2M followers, 142.5K engagements


"Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4 https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2015160193110175793)  2026-01-24T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 173.6K engagements


"Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2 https://buff.ly/snlokK6 https://buff.ly/snlokK6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2015783902137266591)  2026-01-26T13:48Z 5.2M followers, 156K engagements


"WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota https://buff.ly/qdOloin https://buff.ly/qdOloin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2015848365569802707)  2026-01-26T18:04Z 5.2M followers, 230.9K engagements


"U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO) https://buff.ly/ncCTi4i https://buff.ly/ncCTi4i"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2015865065350521191)  2026-01-26T19:10Z 5.2M followers, 138.2K engagements


"Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired In Bed Ready To Buy Whatever https://buff.ly/4uEKrAJ https://buff.ly/4uEKrAJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2015937830690689466)  2026-01-27T00:00Z 5.2M followers, 114.5K engagements


"Airlines Offering $100 Upgrade Where You're Guaranteed An Old Male Pilot Named Steve https://buff.ly/zgoJJao https://buff.ly/zgoJJao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2015952933855064423)  2026-01-27T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 475.7K engagements


"10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE https://buff.ly/WgIfLwh https://buff.ly/WgIfLwh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016168007626600522)  2026-01-27T15:14Z 5.2M followers, 71.1K engagements


"The Bee Ranks: The Top [--] Most Attractive People In Trump's Cabinet https://buff.ly/EdBNn87 https://buff.ly/EdBNn87"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016186678692425847)  2026-01-27T16:28Z 5.2M followers, 111.7K engagements


"Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally https://buff.ly/zYjsuP8 https://buff.ly/zYjsuP8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016208318943920220)  2026-01-27T17:54Z 5.2M followers, 124.6K engagements


"Woman In Express Checkout Lane Only Has [----] Items Over Limit https://buff.ly/eB0e9gh https://buff.ly/eB0e9gh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016315306570858838)  2026-01-28T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 84.2K engagements


"AOC Accuses This ChatGPT Fellow Of Wanting To Date Her https://buff.ly/Zayy8mi https://buff.ly/Zayy8mi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016330424792866876)  2026-01-28T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 109.9K engagements


"Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Omar Identified As Somali Food https://buff.ly/PIhgm8N https://buff.ly/PIhgm8N"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016534252649603093)  2026-01-28T15:30Z 5.2M followers, 358.7K engagements


"Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November https://buff.ly/PIrgJID https://buff.ly/PIrgJID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016585926261031241)  2026-01-28T18:55Z 5.2M followers, 310.9K engagements


"Toddler Rushes To Save Mom From Having To Use Bathroom Alone https://buff.ly/xGThgl5 https://buff.ly/xGThgl5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016602541241323735)  2026-01-28T20:01Z 5.2M followers, 142.8K engagements


"Just Complete This [--] Page Questionnaire Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull https://buff.ly/e7CSixq https://buff.ly/e7CSixq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016617298593726872)  2026-01-28T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 96.4K engagements


"Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next https://buff.ly/vJAQywB https://buff.ly/vJAQywB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016632401682665798)  2026-01-28T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 259.3K engagements


"Promises Kept: Here Are The [--] Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress https://buff.ly/YRBA8KM https://buff.ly/YRBA8KM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016647500900274479)  2026-01-28T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 76.1K engagements


"AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers https://buff.ly/eY8wjxJ https://buff.ly/eY8wjxJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016681457704476804)  2026-01-29T01:15Z 5.2M followers, 97.7K engagements


"Ford Releases New Safety Feature Where Car Shuts Off If A Woman Gets In Driver's Seat https://buff.ly/0Uu7sOi https://buff.ly/0Uu7sOi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016900059175039034)  2026-01-29T15:43Z 5.2M followers, 95.3K engagements


"Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen's Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A. https://buff.ly/fjHtDUl https://buff.ly/fjHtDUl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016933514105499667)  2026-01-29T17:56Z 5.2M followers, 121.1K engagements


"10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger https://buff.ly/JrsV2xd https://buff.ly/JrsV2xd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016962820881961080)  2026-01-29T19:53Z 5.2M followers, 64.2K engagements


"Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It's Infinity Seconds To Midnight https://buff.ly/GJG6Hhk https://buff.ly/GJG6Hhk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2016994519066063180)  2026-01-29T21:59Z 5.2M followers, 94.8K engagements


"Idiot Shovels Snow Instead Of Just Waiting For It To Melt https://buff.ly/8h3hApZ https://buff.ly/8h3hApZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017006103129727271)  2026-01-29T22:45Z 5.2M followers, 88.1K engagements


"12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed https://buff.ly/ecRjqtd https://buff.ly/ecRjqtd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017029442439168297)  2026-01-30T00:17Z 5.2M followers, 74.6K engagements


"Man Who Forgot To Pray For Friend Hides Shame As Friend Thanks Him For His Prayers https://buff.ly/wTysf0a https://buff.ly/wTysf0a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017040767483609168)  2026-01-30T01:02Z 5.2M followers, 81.8K engagements


"Scholars Now Believe Jesus Spent Time With Prostitutes Tax Collectors Just To Avoid Hanging Out With Journalists https://buff.ly/vQdiZWu https://buff.ly/vQdiZWu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017240486021390476)  2026-01-30T14:16Z 5.2M followers, 84.8K engagements


"Pregnant Celebrity Mom Delighted To Announce Unborn Baby Is Trans https://buff.ly/eW2jCwK https://buff.ly/eW2jCwK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017255185106493466)  2026-01-30T15:14Z 5.2M followers, 153.6K engagements


"Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair https://buff.ly/nB31kBX https://buff.ly/nB31kBX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017326993734336640)  2026-01-30T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 139.2K engagements


"Movie Studio With The Entire Collected Works Of Humanity To Select From Decides To Just Do 'Spider-Man' Again https://buff.ly/dkNpEHS https://buff.ly/dkNpEHS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017342075365204321)  2026-01-30T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 72.3K engagements


"Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It https://buff.ly/Xa468xo https://buff.ly/Xa468xo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017357184162480607)  2026-01-30T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 138.8K engagements


"Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste https://buff.ly/1SHjsyP https://buff.ly/1SHjsyP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017382344466841867)  2026-01-30T23:40Z 5.2M followers, 93.9K engagements


"Report: Nobody Cares About Your 17-Paragraph Political Facebook Rant https://buff.ly/e6iPfNy https://buff.ly/e6iPfNy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017403922764165180)  2026-01-31T01:05Z 5.2M followers, 132.2K engagements


"Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You're The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids https://buff.ly/1hlh1JT https://buff.ly/1hlh1JT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017485521711235178)  2026-01-31T06:30Z 5.2M followers, 85.7K engagements


"Time To Move To A Red State Know The Signs https://buff.ly/c5iYZye https://buff.ly/c5iYZye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017598767977943276)  2026-01-31T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 94.8K engagements


"Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4 https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017613878113251564)  2026-01-31T15:00Z 5.2M followers, 98.3K engagements


"Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along https://buff.ly/nEw8rAp https://buff.ly/nEw8rAp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017628975166611920)  2026-01-31T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 99.4K engagements


"Promises Kept: Here Are The [--] Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress https://buff.ly/YRBA8KM https://buff.ly/YRBA8KM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017659197827985477)  2026-01-31T18:00Z 5.2M followers, 70.2K engagements


"WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Layups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota https://buff.ly/qdOloin https://buff.ly/qdOloin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017674287864267242)  2026-01-31T19:00Z 5.2M followers, 107.5K engagements


"Just Complete This [--] Page Questionnaire Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull https://buff.ly/e7CSixq https://buff.ly/e7CSixq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017689386075185488)  2026-01-31T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 82K engagements


"Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And Well Tell You What Gender You Are https://buff.ly/qFV4E7q https://buff.ly/qFV4E7q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017696911734501702)  2026-01-31T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 87.2K engagements


"J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves 'Legal Observers' https://buff.ly/0yPiSKj https://buff.ly/0yPiSKj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017704489751359622)  2026-01-31T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 98K engagements


"Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23 https://buff.ly/dueRUis https://buff.ly/dueRUis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017712007051345923)  2026-01-31T21:30Z 5.2M followers, 142.9K engagements


"Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://buff.ly/qugZE49 https://buff.ly/qugZE49"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017961190173847567)  2026-02-01T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 86.4K engagements


"Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon For Something As Simple As Breaking The Law Imagine What They Can Do To You https://buff.ly/yfbdwbJ https://buff.ly/yfbdwbJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2017991400004968889)  2026-02-01T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 144.4K engagements


"Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop https://buff.ly/m6tD4Vo https://buff.ly/m6tD4Vo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018006517421683106)  2026-02-01T17:00Z 5.2M followers, 146.2K engagements


"Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry https://buff.ly/NVEtRkG https://buff.ly/NVEtRkG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018059297255530985)  2026-02-01T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 175.9K engagements


"Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested https://buff.ly/UKhSiTH https://buff.ly/UKhSiTH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018326771809079495)  2026-02-02T14:12Z 5.2M followers, 109.6K engagements


"Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing ICE OUT Pins https://buff.ly/yuWJQ4R https://buff.ly/yuWJQ4R"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018429235862376757)  2026-02-02T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 108.4K engagements


"Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem https://buff.ly/AnnZ0EH https://buff.ly/AnnZ0EH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018459443780796820)  2026-02-02T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 397.1K engagements


"Disaster As San Francisco Zoo Adds Furries To Lion Enclosure https://buff.ly/1swVNVU https://buff.ly/1swVNVU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018504736266219818)  2026-02-03T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 106K engagements


"The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now https://buff.ly/Uoq1T8f https://buff.ly/Uoq1T8f"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018683073131430135)  2026-02-03T13:48Z 5.2M followers, 74.1K engagements


"Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying 'Jesus' But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word https://buff.ly/BxlTKJZ https://buff.ly/BxlTKJZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018733497079284054)  2026-02-03T17:09Z 5.2M followers, 170.8K engagements


"Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel https://buff.ly/X1FP26H https://buff.ly/X1FP26H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018765196622192849)  2026-02-03T19:15Z 5.2M followers, 123.2K engagements


"Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure https://buff.ly/dDV8w7K https://buff.ly/dDV8w7K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018780293402919104)  2026-02-03T20:15Z 5.2M followers, 176.8K engagements


"Here Are [--] Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land' https://buff.ly/zszCW3c https://buff.ly/zszCW3c"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018795388564566334)  2026-02-03T21:15Z 5.2M followers, 71.5K engagements


"Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said https://buff.ly/KLPbXcG https://buff.ly/KLPbXcG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018852044929396749)  2026-02-04T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 120.6K engagements


"In Edgy Grammys Performance Fully Clothed Woman Sings Beautiful Song https://buff.ly/7kVBFMr https://buff.ly/7kVBFMr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018315363759346102)  2026-02-02T13:27Z 5.2M followers, 218.3K engagements


"After Winter Jog Man Decides Obesity Not So Bad https://buff.ly/0UnrIpH https://buff.ly/0UnrIpH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2018867136714735660)  2026-02-04T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 132.6K engagements


"Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island https://buff.ly/YCVs3V2 https://buff.ly/YCVs3V2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020150592111309112)  2026-02-07T15:00Z 5.2M followers, 104.3K engagements


"Pit Bull Wins Westminster Dog Show After Killing All The Other Contestants https://buff.ly/sN6jGBd https://buff.ly/sN6jGBd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020580914972020809)  2026-02-08T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 285.8K engagements


"Is Your Wife Cold [--] Signs To Look For https://buff.ly/J2pt8Pq https://buff.ly/J2pt8Pq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020877946039214243)  2026-02-09T15:10Z 5.2M followers, 70.4K engagements


"Alarming Study Shows Average Somali High School Senior In Minnesota Committing Fraud At Just A 5th Grade Level https://buff.ly/MIOeGuY https://buff.ly/MIOeGuY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2021320911631040870)  2026-02-10T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 121.6K engagements


"Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesnt Have To Eat Bugs Anymore https://buff.ly/frC5xQk https://buff.ly/frC5xQk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2021382283832242497)  2026-02-11T00:34Z 5.2M followers, 95.5K engagements


"Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron https://buff.ly/LTl6zNX https://buff.ly/LTl6zNX"  
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[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019093668511047912)  2026-02-04T17:00Z 5.2M followers, 143.5K engagements


"UNO: Even More Brutal Edition Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges https://buff.ly/VSi8aWt https://buff.ly/VSi8aWt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019118321505890520)  2026-02-04T18:38Z 5.2M followers, 60.8K engagements


"Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease https://buff.ly/uiSPQxd https://buff.ly/uiSPQxd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019147372987572458)  2026-02-04T20:33Z 5.2M followers, 78.3K engagements


"Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE https://buff.ly/J5vgftN https://buff.ly/J5vgftN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019161568169099270)  2026-02-04T21:30Z 5.2M followers, 313.5K engagements


"American Society Of Plastic Surgeons Recommends No Longer Doing Those Surgeries That No One Was Doing https://buff.ly/GEXEG6L https://buff.ly/GEXEG6L"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019176663800483925)  2026-02-04T22:30Z 5.2M followers, 159.1K engagements


"'The Injuns Are A-Comin' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins https://buff.ly/nmbIt2I https://buff.ly/nmbIt2I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019191770546942297)  2026-02-04T23:30Z 5.2M followers, 144.1K engagements


"10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents https://buff.ly/vHw9mFi https://buff.ly/vHw9mFi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019203085399138784)  2026-02-05T00:15Z 5.2M followers, 72.3K engagements


"Is Your Date Transgender [--] Signs To Look For https://buff.ly/ppmfjxU https://buff.ly/ppmfjxU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019409071426646392)  2026-02-05T13:53Z 5.2M followers, 94.5K engagements


"Church Pit Crew Rushes To Change Pastor Out Of Suit Into Hawaiian Shirt For Contemporary Service https://buff.ly/yhrOwIQ https://buff.ly/yhrOwIQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019433340344979565)  2026-02-05T15:30Z 5.2M followers, 65.1K engagements


"Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch https://buff.ly/WYJ4UwQ https://buff.ly/WYJ4UwQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019466009350955021)  2026-02-05T17:39Z 5.2M followers, 65K engagements


"Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019478652572819589)  2026-02-05T18:30Z 5.2M followers, 62.7K engagements


"To Make Games Fair MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game https://buff.ly/DhHkbHv https://buff.ly/DhHkbHv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019493824477720782)  2026-02-05T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 73.7K engagements


"Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason https://buff.ly/cCb383h https://buff.ly/cCb383h"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019513044901007642)  2026-02-05T20:46Z 5.2M followers, 82.1K engagements


"Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku https://buff.ly/PbTqTI6 https://buff.ly/PbTqTI6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019535203199271138)  2026-02-05T22:14Z 5.2M followers, 77.2K engagements


"The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe UPDATE: Too Late Its Rotten https://buff.ly/EP6tRsl https://buff.ly/EP6tRsl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019546762164179441)  2026-02-05T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 76.2K engagements


"Man Who Uses [--] Matches To Start BBQ Grill Pretty Sure He Could Survive Alone In The Woods Of Alaska https://buff.ly/aGVSFjJ https://buff.ly/aGVSFjJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019576548756443327)  2026-02-06T00:59Z 5.2M followers, 88.1K engagements


"Biden Signs With Talent Agency Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI' https://buff.ly/dt9GD9o https://buff.ly/dt9GD9o"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019769550435156334)  2026-02-06T13:46Z 5.2M followers, 135.8K engagements


"Man With Daughters Dons Full Hazmat Suit Before Cleaning Shower Drain https://buff.ly/AIuaMZ3 https://buff.ly/AIuaMZ3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019796533005127780)  2026-02-06T15:33Z 5.2M followers, 67.7K engagements


"Attractive Female Saying 'Wokeness Is Gaytarded' Instantly Becomes World's Most Popular Conservative Influencer https://buff.ly/NMqnfqI https://buff.ly/NMqnfqI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019802066936279248)  2026-02-06T15:55Z 5.2M followers, 79.8K engagements


"Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually https://buff.ly/JWeHOIK https://buff.ly/JWeHOIK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019838837174796439)  2026-02-06T18:21Z 5.2M followers, 150.6K engagements


"Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All [---] Racial Groups In U.S. https://buff.ly/s9e7wUz https://buff.ly/s9e7wUz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019849235202494653)  2026-02-06T19:02Z 5.2M followers, 100.4K engagements


"New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very Very Funny https://buff.ly/fh4Ybqh https://buff.ly/fh4Ybqh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019863919162966104)  2026-02-06T20:01Z 5.2M followers, 68.4K engagements


"Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When Hes Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person https://buff.ly/swhiKZM https://buff.ly/swhiKZM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019879782347886914)  2026-02-06T21:04Z 5.2M followers, 120.1K engagements


"Trump Distracts From Previous Racist Tweets With New Racist Tweets https://buff.ly/MwtDuK0 https://buff.ly/MwtDuK0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019886593452953703)  2026-02-06T21:31Z 5.2M followers, 266.5K engagements


"Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID https://buff.ly/3rFXKIi https://buff.ly/3rFXKIi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019895495070564649)  2026-02-06T22:06Z 5.2M followers, 650.7K engagements


"Hunter Biden Launches HunterRx From Back Of Van https://buff.ly/T8hZ55G https://buff.ly/T8hZ55G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019909352639902143)  2026-02-06T23:01Z 5.2M followers, 156.6K engagements


"7 Least-Gay Winter Olympics Events https://buff.ly/m62Xlnb https://buff.ly/m62Xlnb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019925053714952569)  2026-02-07T00:03Z 5.2M followers, 90K engagements


"New White Noise Machine Helps Men Sleep By Playing Soothing Sounds Of An M-1 Garand https://buff.ly/yoyUnhd https://buff.ly/yoyUnhd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019939368597643322)  2026-02-07T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 91.8K engagements


"Dave Ramsey Pops Out Of Mall Fountain To Scold Woman Who Threw Quarter In For A Wish https://buff.ly/9P6T0gC https://buff.ly/9P6T0gC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2019954289196597370)  2026-02-07T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 111.2K engagements


"Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel https://buff.ly/X1FP26H https://buff.ly/X1FP26H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020195891798315373)  2026-02-07T18:00Z 5.2M followers, 97.6K engagements


"Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever https://buff.ly/Hj2SxbA https://buff.ly/Hj2SxbA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020210996116160800)  2026-02-07T19:00Z 5.2M followers, 83.9K engagements


"Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol https://buff.ly/2Xpq6nn https://buff.ly/2Xpq6nn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020218532030484939)  2026-02-07T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 149K engagements


"Here Are [--] Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land' https://buff.ly/zszCW3c https://buff.ly/zszCW3c"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020226097871212599)  2026-02-07T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 79.2K engagements


"Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting https://buff.ly/FhFP2HW https://buff.ly/FhFP2HW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020241179548270971)  2026-02-07T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 147.2K engagements


"8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The Presidents Social Media Account https://buff.ly/nZr5Gd4 https://buff.ly/nZr5Gd4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020263818987782507)  2026-02-07T22:30Z 5.2M followers, 102.1K engagements


"Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks https://buff.ly/wsRS5mL https://buff.ly/wsRS5mL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020512996359881031)  2026-02-08T15:00Z 5.2M followers, 132.8K engagements


"Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease https://buff.ly/uiSPQxd https://buff.ly/uiSPQxd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020528096609259712)  2026-02-08T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 70.8K engagements


"Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually https://buff.ly/JWeHOIK https://buff.ly/JWeHOIK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020573366030115102)  2026-02-08T19:00Z 5.2M followers, 120.6K engagements


"Missionary On Hour Twelve Of Trying To Get ChatGPT Saved https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020618644829401600)  2026-02-08T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 75.5K engagements


"NFL Hoping To Win Back Conservatives With Super Bowl Performance By Spanish-Speaking Man In Dress https://buff.ly/fx8PRd5 https://buff.ly/fx8PRd5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020663957942383033)  2026-02-09T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 366.3K engagements


"NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish https://buff.ly/g7Ku9Xr https://buff.ly/g7Ku9Xr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020679054232289443)  2026-02-09T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show https://buff.ly/OoxYtqS https://buff.ly/OoxYtqS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020908008457310625)  2026-02-09T17:09Z 5.2M followers, 730.6K engagements


"Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday https://buff.ly/8Ysn6xB https://buff.ly/8Ysn6xB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020934052270768400)  2026-02-09T18:53Z 5.2M followers, 321.4K engagements


"Imperial Stormtrooper Once Again Finishes Dead Last In Olympic Biathlon https://buff.ly/fv8prWW https://buff.ly/fv8prWW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020965955505979850)  2026-02-09T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 267.9K engagements


"After Relationship Between Parent And Child Irreparably Broken Math Homework Is Done https://buff.ly/Es2YXNL https://buff.ly/Es2YXNL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2020996161708933301)  2026-02-09T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 143.6K engagements

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