[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@mikepat711](/creator/twitter/mikepat711) "I still cant believe we went on this journey. I dont talk about Palantir often anymore because most of my followers are into Tesla and Palantir absolutely blew the haters and skeptics off the map but damn this was one of the craziest rides of my life. Met some awesome people along the way and we still cheer each other on through this platform. I actually cant believe it. I remember when Amit had like 15k followers and that fucking beard and we were all just having our minds blown by this company while the stock endlessly cratered toward X. It made no sense at all and for most of us it was our"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1944920976010985679) 2025-07-15 00:44:30 UTC 10.7K followers, 18.9K engagements "Its 2025. If the car cant do this Im not even coming to the dealership. Those are the facts and they are big"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1935446070785388799) 2025-06-18 21:14:36 UTC 10.7K followers, 3M engagements "The way Trump is behaving over the Epstein blunder hits my mind with the same level of fascination that I feel when I think about how the Dems picked Tim Walz as a VP candidate and thought it was the thing to do. Just total mindfuck stupidity"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945655088263139330) 2025-07-17 01:21:36 UTC 10.7K followers, 1883 engagements "Im in the mood to have the kind of night that would disappoint the absolute fuck out of Bryan Johnson"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1946285702699696468) 2025-07-18 19:07:26 UTC 10.7K followers, 1719 engagements "@grantbelden Just posting a fun video man. I hope youre a happy dude irl"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945275904583758053) 2025-07-16 00:14:51 UTC 10.7K followers, XXX engagements "Im glad Elon bought Twitter and pissed a bunch of people off. I dont care that it made some people boycott Tesla. Im not even MAGA and historically not even Republican but I am American and I wont ever take for granted what that means. There really has become a significant group of individuals who live in the USA reap all its benefits every day but actively root against it like a bunch of spoiled children. The very fact that theyre even able to do so without a care in the world is something they cant understand the value of. Im so fucking sick of it. I think most Dems do love America but I"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1938284463789904190) 2025-06-26 17:13:22 UTC 10.7K followers, 1.7M engagements "@nicksortor I think this is a worse political blunder than the sharp as a tack to Kamala hot swap lie tbh. This feels so insanely stupid that it almost seems like satire. I cant believe hes doubling down on this very clearly awful take"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945548410028753000) 2025-07-16 18:17:42 UTC 10.7K followers, XXX engagements "It will serve a niche market but theyve made the vehicle so bare bones that I think most will opt for ICE over it. Will be cool for on-site hauling farm trucks etc. I was into it at first but after learning that the interior has basically zero features (doesnt even have a stereo) I cant imagine anyone is gonna pay 20k for this thing. I love EVs but if my choice at 20k was a XXX mi vehicles with manual windows no stereo or interior features. Or some used ICE SUV for the same price with more than twice the range and actual features. Choosing ICE. You can even get used teslas for around 20k now."  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1946257562048811301) 2025-07-18 17:15:37 UTC 10.7K followers, XX engagements "I just got the blue one today and ngl I was very surprised by the quality. Usually a XX dollar merch tee is some fruit of the loom BS but this is one of the highest quality T shirts I own. Ty Optimus"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1946392722819981575) 2025-07-19 02:12:42 UTC 10.7K followers, 1081 engagements "Butter making machines are cool but I like to churn butter. Indoor pressurized faucets are cool but I like hand pumping water into a pale from the well out back Elevators are cool but I like the stairs. Calculators are cool but I like solving equations by hand. Email sounds fun but I like going to the post office. Mixers are cool but I like throwing my batter into a bowl and using my hands Automatic coffee grinders are cool but I like using a hand grinder Self driving cars are cool but I like to drive myself"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1943987983385858459) 2025-07-12 10:57:07 UTC 10.7K followers, 86.1K engagements "You ever just watch Grok 4s thought chains live and think about how completely fucking insane it is that you live inside of a sci fi timeline Like really deeply become aware of this truth"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1946399208434553112) 2025-07-19 02:38:28 UTC 10.7K followers, 1191 engagements "@teslapower4 @BartemyS My thing is that I feel like both parties have protected pedos so Trump being no different than prior admin isnt really a W for Dems just an L For GOP and everyone who votes for any candidate"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945547821886644567) 2025-07-16 18:15:21 UTC 10.7K followers, XX engagements "I want FSD to be able to park itself when I get to a destination. Wen that"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1946370241740583172) 2025-07-19 00:43:22 UTC 10.7K followers, 38.3K engagements "GoPro test from my 100mi intervention free drive today 🥰"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945248797518438761) 2025-07-15 22:27:08 UTC 10.7K followers, 11.5K engagements "This is an epic meltdown. Trump is absolutely humiliating the fuck out of himself and I dont even think he realizes it. I love a good Trump rant at Dems when the evidence suggests he is right about them being full of shit but this isnt even a dem narrative. Its not a partisan narrative at all and his own party used it to hype their movement last year. You said youd release them then suddenly did a XXX and said nvm they arent real and now youre trying to make it a radical left dem issue out of thin air Bro you cant just press the radical left dem button whenever you want. It isnt a get out of"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945516625379074559) 2025-07-16 16:11:24 UTC 10.7K followers, 130.4K engagements "Waymo operates in geofenced areas because they need to pre-map zones of operation before deployment. They cannot airdrop a Waymo anywhere they havent been yet. Tesla operates in a geofenced area because they just began their autonomous rideshare service a few weeks ago and they are taking extra safety precaution. But also I just tapped a button on a touch screen from my apartment in the Philadelphia suburbs and now Im XXX miles away in north-central New Jersey and I did not touch a single control the entire time. I was there and I was forced to pay attention but the outcome wouldnt have been"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945122780732907995) 2025-07-15 14:06:24 UTC 10.7K followers, 5144 engagements "Drove the new Y 1100 miles this week all through New England and back to Philadelphia. FSD the entire time. I will never be the driver on any road trip ever again unless it is a Tesla with FSD. You must live with it to understand. FSD is flip phone to smartphone. Phone book to google. Stairway to escalator. Hand grinder to electric grinder. Fire to gas stove. It is a step change technology that is irreplaceable once lived with"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1933700939443036454) 2025-06-14 01:40:05 UTC 10.7K followers, 1.8M engagements "@youdontsayhmm Right I was shocked by the Chinese chip stuff from yesterday too. Bro is a XXX machine rn"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945548006222135653) 2025-07-16 18:16:05 UTC 10.7K followers, XXX engagements "I wonder when Grok will enter my Tesla 🤔"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1946037274124173805) 2025-07-18 02:40:16 UTC 10.7K followers, 3073 engagements "Holy shit Tesla just made a car drive itself from the manufacturing line directly to the home of a customer without a human operator. yeah but No. Shut the fuck up and listen to me. A car just drove itself from the production line of a factory to someones home with nobody in it. Do you need me to repeat that An automobile. From the production line off the lot across miles of public roads and onto the lot of someones home. Autonomously. Nobody in the car. It drove itself. Science fiction. But not fiction anymore. Do you understand You are alive on earth and this just occurred in real life. You"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1938758152809271721) 2025-06-28 00:35:38 UTC 10.7K followers, 4.2M engagements "@BLKMDL3 @elonmusk @Starlink Link to car mount"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945578719310983634) 2025-07-16 20:18:08 UTC 10.7K followers, 4330 engagements "You know those moments when youre driving and need to switch lanes and youre looking in your mirrors/have to ignore whats in front of you for a second And then youve gotta quick check your front again and then back to mirrors and back to front etc. Your brain has to map out space using memory two eyes that can only see in one direction at a time and a tiny little sprinkle of luck. FSD doesnt have this problem and can map space using XXX degrees of vision in real time. This is why its way better at placing itself in traffic and why itll always be way safer than you. It also has faster reaction"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1944848046396989949) 2025-07-14 19:54:42 UTC 10.7K followers, 10.7K engagements "Tesla is trying to solve for one of the leading causes of global death and there are people who spend every single day writing shit about how much they think the company sucks/how badly they want it to fail. Imagine being that kinda person. Sounds like an awful way to use your life"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1944928216386240676) 2025-07-15 01:13:16 UTC 10.7K followers, 19K engagements "Its XX degrees Fahrenheit in PA. Sun blaring humid as heck. Youre out running errands. Your car is in the back of the parking lot. Carrying bags of melting groceries you walk across the blacktop heat sweltering from the ground to make it even worse. You make it to the car youre sweating. You open the trunk a wave of even worse heat blasts your face like opening an oven door. Walk around to the drivers side open the door and youre blasted again with even worse heat. Your car has leather seats and your shorts are short. You sit down thighs burn on the hot leather as you continue to sweat. Reach"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1931055693718757565) 2025-06-06 18:28:49 UTC 10.7K followers, 607.2K engagements "My XXX dollar rocket lab investment is single handedly saving my old HSAs from penny stock ruin"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1945920188827734128) 2025-07-17 18:55:01 UTC 10.7K followers, 1119 engagements "@Freedom_44_ Bryan Johnson would def need to wear a life alert hanging out with me"  [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) on [X](/post/tweet/1946298269702693358) 2025-07-18 19:57:22 UTC 10.7K followers, XX engagements
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@mikepat711
"I still cant believe we went on this journey. I dont talk about Palantir often anymore because most of my followers are into Tesla and Palantir absolutely blew the haters and skeptics off the map but damn this was one of the craziest rides of my life. Met some awesome people along the way and we still cheer each other on through this platform. I actually cant believe it. I remember when Amit had like 15k followers and that fucking beard and we were all just having our minds blown by this company while the stock endlessly cratered toward X. It made no sense at all and for most of us it was our"
@mikepat711 on X 2025-07-15 00:44:30 UTC 10.7K followers, 18.9K engagements
"Its 2025. If the car cant do this Im not even coming to the dealership. Those are the facts and they are big" @mikepat711 on X 2025-06-18 21:14:36 UTC 10.7K followers, 3M engagements
"The way Trump is behaving over the Epstein blunder hits my mind with the same level of fascination that I feel when I think about how the Dems picked Tim Walz as a VP candidate and thought it was the thing to do. Just total mindfuck stupidity" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-17 01:21:36 UTC 10.7K followers, 1883 engagements
"Im in the mood to have the kind of night that would disappoint the absolute fuck out of Bryan Johnson" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-18 19:07:26 UTC 10.7K followers, 1719 engagements
"@grantbelden Just posting a fun video man. I hope youre a happy dude irl" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-16 00:14:51 UTC 10.7K followers, XXX engagements
"Im glad Elon bought Twitter and pissed a bunch of people off. I dont care that it made some people boycott Tesla. Im not even MAGA and historically not even Republican but I am American and I wont ever take for granted what that means. There really has become a significant group of individuals who live in the USA reap all its benefits every day but actively root against it like a bunch of spoiled children. The very fact that theyre even able to do so without a care in the world is something they cant understand the value of. Im so fucking sick of it. I think most Dems do love America but I" @mikepat711 on X 2025-06-26 17:13:22 UTC 10.7K followers, 1.7M engagements
"@nicksortor I think this is a worse political blunder than the sharp as a tack to Kamala hot swap lie tbh. This feels so insanely stupid that it almost seems like satire. I cant believe hes doubling down on this very clearly awful take" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-16 18:17:42 UTC 10.7K followers, XXX engagements
"It will serve a niche market but theyve made the vehicle so bare bones that I think most will opt for ICE over it. Will be cool for on-site hauling farm trucks etc. I was into it at first but after learning that the interior has basically zero features (doesnt even have a stereo) I cant imagine anyone is gonna pay 20k for this thing. I love EVs but if my choice at 20k was a XXX mi vehicles with manual windows no stereo or interior features. Or some used ICE SUV for the same price with more than twice the range and actual features. Choosing ICE. You can even get used teslas for around 20k now." @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-18 17:15:37 UTC 10.7K followers, XX engagements
"I just got the blue one today and ngl I was very surprised by the quality. Usually a XX dollar merch tee is some fruit of the loom BS but this is one of the highest quality T shirts I own. Ty Optimus" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-19 02:12:42 UTC 10.7K followers, 1081 engagements
"Butter making machines are cool but I like to churn butter. Indoor pressurized faucets are cool but I like hand pumping water into a pale from the well out back Elevators are cool but I like the stairs. Calculators are cool but I like solving equations by hand. Email sounds fun but I like going to the post office. Mixers are cool but I like throwing my batter into a bowl and using my hands Automatic coffee grinders are cool but I like using a hand grinder Self driving cars are cool but I like to drive myself" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-12 10:57:07 UTC 10.7K followers, 86.1K engagements
"You ever just watch Grok 4s thought chains live and think about how completely fucking insane it is that you live inside of a sci fi timeline Like really deeply become aware of this truth" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-19 02:38:28 UTC 10.7K followers, 1191 engagements
"@teslapower4 @BartemyS My thing is that I feel like both parties have protected pedos so Trump being no different than prior admin isnt really a W for Dems just an L For GOP and everyone who votes for any candidate" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-16 18:15:21 UTC 10.7K followers, XX engagements
"I want FSD to be able to park itself when I get to a destination. Wen that" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-19 00:43:22 UTC 10.7K followers, 38.3K engagements
"GoPro test from my 100mi intervention free drive today 🥰" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-15 22:27:08 UTC 10.7K followers, 11.5K engagements
"This is an epic meltdown. Trump is absolutely humiliating the fuck out of himself and I dont even think he realizes it. I love a good Trump rant at Dems when the evidence suggests he is right about them being full of shit but this isnt even a dem narrative. Its not a partisan narrative at all and his own party used it to hype their movement last year. You said youd release them then suddenly did a XXX and said nvm they arent real and now youre trying to make it a radical left dem issue out of thin air Bro you cant just press the radical left dem button whenever you want. It isnt a get out of" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-16 16:11:24 UTC 10.7K followers, 130.4K engagements
"Waymo operates in geofenced areas because they need to pre-map zones of operation before deployment. They cannot airdrop a Waymo anywhere they havent been yet. Tesla operates in a geofenced area because they just began their autonomous rideshare service a few weeks ago and they are taking extra safety precaution. But also I just tapped a button on a touch screen from my apartment in the Philadelphia suburbs and now Im XXX miles away in north-central New Jersey and I did not touch a single control the entire time. I was there and I was forced to pay attention but the outcome wouldnt have been" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-15 14:06:24 UTC 10.7K followers, 5144 engagements
"Drove the new Y 1100 miles this week all through New England and back to Philadelphia. FSD the entire time. I will never be the driver on any road trip ever again unless it is a Tesla with FSD. You must live with it to understand. FSD is flip phone to smartphone. Phone book to google. Stairway to escalator. Hand grinder to electric grinder. Fire to gas stove. It is a step change technology that is irreplaceable once lived with" @mikepat711 on X 2025-06-14 01:40:05 UTC 10.7K followers, 1.8M engagements
"@youdontsayhmm Right I was shocked by the Chinese chip stuff from yesterday too. Bro is a XXX machine rn" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-16 18:16:05 UTC 10.7K followers, XXX engagements
"I wonder when Grok will enter my Tesla 🤔" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-18 02:40:16 UTC 10.7K followers, 3073 engagements
"Holy shit Tesla just made a car drive itself from the manufacturing line directly to the home of a customer without a human operator. yeah but No. Shut the fuck up and listen to me. A car just drove itself from the production line of a factory to someones home with nobody in it. Do you need me to repeat that An automobile. From the production line off the lot across miles of public roads and onto the lot of someones home. Autonomously. Nobody in the car. It drove itself. Science fiction. But not fiction anymore. Do you understand You are alive on earth and this just occurred in real life. You" @mikepat711 on X 2025-06-28 00:35:38 UTC 10.7K followers, 4.2M engagements
"@BLKMDL3 @elonmusk @Starlink Link to car mount" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-16 20:18:08 UTC 10.7K followers, 4330 engagements
"You know those moments when youre driving and need to switch lanes and youre looking in your mirrors/have to ignore whats in front of you for a second And then youve gotta quick check your front again and then back to mirrors and back to front etc. Your brain has to map out space using memory two eyes that can only see in one direction at a time and a tiny little sprinkle of luck. FSD doesnt have this problem and can map space using XXX degrees of vision in real time. This is why its way better at placing itself in traffic and why itll always be way safer than you. It also has faster reaction" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-14 19:54:42 UTC 10.7K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Tesla is trying to solve for one of the leading causes of global death and there are people who spend every single day writing shit about how much they think the company sucks/how badly they want it to fail. Imagine being that kinda person. Sounds like an awful way to use your life" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-15 01:13:16 UTC 10.7K followers, 19K engagements
"Its XX degrees Fahrenheit in PA. Sun blaring humid as heck. Youre out running errands. Your car is in the back of the parking lot. Carrying bags of melting groceries you walk across the blacktop heat sweltering from the ground to make it even worse. You make it to the car youre sweating. You open the trunk a wave of even worse heat blasts your face like opening an oven door. Walk around to the drivers side open the door and youre blasted again with even worse heat. Your car has leather seats and your shorts are short. You sit down thighs burn on the hot leather as you continue to sweat. Reach" @mikepat711 on X 2025-06-06 18:28:49 UTC 10.7K followers, 607.2K engagements
"My XXX dollar rocket lab investment is single handedly saving my old HSAs from penny stock ruin" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-17 18:55:01 UTC 10.7K followers, 1119 engagements
"@Freedom_44_ Bryan Johnson would def need to wear a life alert hanging out with me" @mikepat711 on X 2025-07-18 19:57:22 UTC 10.7K followers, XX engagements