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# ![@mikepat711 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::481812746.png) @mikepat711 Mike P

Mike P posts on X about tesla, gopro, fsd, teslaai the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/interactions)
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- X Year XXXXXXXXXX +4,053%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/posts_active)
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### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/followers)
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- X Year XXXXXX +528%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks)  #1187 [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  #725 [finance](/list/finance)  #1182 [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  #2485 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[tesla](/topic/tesla) #51, [gopro](/topic/gopro) #333, [fsd](/topic/fsd) #16, [teslaai](/topic/teslaai) #12, [about to](/topic/about-to) #518, [investment](/topic/investment) #70, [$hood](/topic/$hood) 0.17%, [temu](/topic/temu) 0.17%, [vehicles](/topic/vehicles) 0.17%, [over the](/topic/over-the) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@teslaai](/creator/undefined) [@amitisinvesting](/creator/undefined) [@tesla](/creator/undefined) [@sawyermerritt](/creator/undefined) [@wholemarsblog](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@fsd4seniors](/creator/undefined) [@andyrenfrew](/creator/undefined) [@ironted21](/creator/undefined) [@bobbyplewniak](/creator/undefined) [@dmc4277](/creator/undefined) [@doubleppradhan](/creator/undefined) [@teslatrip](/creator/undefined) [@dirtytesla](/creator/undefined) [@jtesla47](/creator/undefined) [@farzyness](/creator/undefined) [@michaelnurseonx](/creator/undefined) [@rajuvamsi007](/creator/undefined) [@katupilar](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD)](/topic/$hood)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"I LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT @Tesla_AI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978753870504309114) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T09:24Z 12.2K followers, 325.4K engagements


"It is absolutely mental that Tesla is tooling Cybercab lines in parallel with Tesla AI getting the self driving software to a point where it can scale rapidly in a way that is undeniably safer than human driving. In a recent interview Palmer Luckey talked about Tesla investors and how Elon and the team have gotten the majority of their investors to align with the long-term vision and have churned out the majority of investors who do not. The end result today is that we have a 1.3T market cap company that is free of bureaucracy and moves like a startup but has the infrastructure and financial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1970109853738672220) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-09-22T12:56Z 12.2K followers, 204.9K engagements


"I was selected earlier this week to receive the Robinhood Gold credit card. The standalone app for it is awesome similar to their main app. The fact that they give you X% across the board makes it beat every other card even though it requires you to be a gold member (which pays for itself through other benefits). Their points redemption options are unlike anything Ive ever seen from a card vendor. Very creative and fun. I used to talk mad shite on HOOD but I cant deny that they are offering a more compelling fintech product than anyone else and they are building it in a way that pulls you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1971675441732665448) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-09-26T20:37Z 12.2K followers, 56.4K engagements


"The entire @Tesla_AI team this morning watching everyone download V14"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1975560388931698909) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-07T13:54Z 12.2K followers, 6892 engagements


"Yesterday morning I had the best FSD in the world. Today I have Temu FSD. SMH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1975718266816590094) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-08T00:21Z 12.2K followers, 18.9K engagements


"Hearing from people who have seen the standard X and Y in person. Everyone so far has said they are way nicer than they expected. Solid vehicles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1976077834302128246) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-09T00:10Z 12.2K followers, 33.9K engagements


"Ive got a student driver in front of me rn swerving all over the place in a Subaru 😂😂 why even bother at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1976747198122430767) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-10T20:30Z 12.2K followers, 1053 engagements


"The Tesla team knocked it out of the park with the Model X Standard. This car offers amazing value. Ill prob get one as a second Tesla and just share the 3/Y between me and my girlfriend. I have one MAJOR COMPLAINT though that is driving me insane. @Tesla it is so ridiculous that you arent putting a second tile below the 8000 dollar buy option for subscription option. Put it as an optional toggle to get customers subscribed when they order. Also more importantly most buyers arent even aware that you can subscribe for 99/month and think you have to pay 8k up front for FSD. Many dont realize"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1977703291153772830) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-13T11:49Z 12.2K followers, 132.2K engagements


"Im so tired of hearing about crypto. Like be useful or dont already Christ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1977847311230259701) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-13T21:22Z 12.2K followers, 2141 engagements


"Its wild how the pregnant guy emoji is more widely recognized as a Bill Gates emoji"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978199872810467746) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-14T20:42Z 12.2K followers, 2082 engagements


"When in the entire history of the automobile has a 2-seater vehicle generated high demand from consumers This vehicle works as a X seater only because it is intended to be used as an autonomous taxi. For this use case the customer does not care about anything but getting from A➡B and all Tesla needed to do was look at data on taxi rides to understand why this makes a ton of sense for an autonomous fleet. It makes zero sense for Tesla to use resources to re-engineer a compelling manual version of this car. Zero market data suggests it would be anything beyond a niche vehicle and this wouldnt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978206947431395776) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-14T21:11Z 12.2K followers, 40.3K engagements


"@JohnJohnpetrou4 Doesnt make the list at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978644685263352203) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T02:10Z 12.1K followers, XXX engagements


"@MattyKoebel He kept posting pictures of model Ys and telling everyone its a new compact car so I muted him and havent followed him since 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978766683939512510) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T10:15Z 12.1K followers, XX engagements


"@FSD4Seniors @Tesla_AI It is extremely unlikely that theyd be able to find my car using my X account lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978767529955717407) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T10:18Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Sorry about Farzad Eric. He just showed up one day and though hes a bit slow we love him and let him hang out. We will make him understand the work of art that is Cybercab soon and why putting a steering wheel and pedals in it is like splashing a bucket of Sherwin Williams on the Mona Lisa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978770482754171182) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T10:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"The fact that Tesla can beam an update to a car and turn grown men into legit X year olds on Christmas Day is a powerful product statement that should be seen as a bellwether for where this company is going long term"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978774339089580543) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T10:45Z 12.2K followers, 7694 engagements


"Omg if this first drive is the new nag experience I am LIBERATED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978783215373402570) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T11:20Z 12.1K followers, 10.3K engagements


"Mad max mode on back roads is fucked LOL. MKBHD mode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978789603411743050) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T11:46Z 12.2K followers, 3709 engagements


"Enter V14. The bad: Before I continue with the good which is almost all of it I want to point out one major issue and the only one Ive observed so far. Brake stabbing. Its bad. Very frequent and uncomfortable. Would not pass the wife test. This needs to be handled asap and will likely leave many wishing they still had V13 until fixed. The incredible: As with V11 âž¡ V12 it is clear that something has again fundamentally changed. My first drive with this version makes me think they shouldve called V13 the AI4 version of V12.6 because this feels (similarly to V11 âž¡ V12) like something entirely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978802537202331949) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T12:37Z 12.2K followers, 7459 engagements


"@Mike_the_Elder Speed control was perfect for me in standard mode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978824540328235256) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T14:05Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Mad Max mode is a work of art. I for sure cannot use it in most places Ive tried it because it goes too fast but man. What a work of art. It will go as fast as it possibly can and be as aggressive as it possibly can without throwing you around the cabin or making you feel unsafe. It feels more sentient than any other profile despite it probably not being a fantastic idea to use in certain places 🤣 It is a TERRIBLE time to be a TSLA put option omg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978854306242773471) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T16:03Z 12.2K followers, 6516 engagements


"When you turn on Mad Max mode your car literally has a personality. You feel like youve met this fucker somewhere before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978882700451688501) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T17:56Z 12.2K followers, 2787 engagements


"@GavGavNano The tv looks great when Ive launched an app but the UI is horrible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978910051717836803) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T19:44Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Brunos35 @JayBarlowBot Ive only driven about 100ish miles so far but have yet to see any reason to think otherwise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979012859443978388) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T02:33Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@CaddyComa @grantreeder @DevinOlsenn is testing V14 with a M3 that doesnt have bumper cam. Same with @WholeMarsBlog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979175436736188854) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T13:19Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@OOpFuture Nothing. I just clip directly from GoPro into my phones camera roll and post 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979182538120720799) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T13:47Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@mndrix_ Each speed profile has shown consistent speed behaviors and they adjust the second you toggle. I stay in standard but Ive toggled chill and sloth. Chill doesnt seem to want to go more than X above sloth basically at speed limit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979183733656707516) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T13:52Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@mndrix_ Most testing Ive done is in standard but I can confirm that each profile adjusts speed the second you switch. Not like V13 at all in this way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979183909469294947) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T13:53Z 12.1K followers, XX engagements


"@na_option @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk Narratives are powerful and Im happy to see any signs that a pro-American narrative might be returning on both sides of the aisle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979199813435445631) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T14:56Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Katupilar @Tesla_AI @DirtyTesLa Umm who are you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979207853794586912) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T15:28Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Katupilar @Tesla_AI @DirtyTesLa Security"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979208487319015455) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T15:30Z 12.1K followers, XX engagements


"@EdoChmura @Tesla_AI Fsd gives pedestrians absolute priority. Any show of intent to cross will make Fsd stop always"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979239677698666635) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T17:34Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Grumpy_Tesla wont be an issue any longer with new speed profiles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979922841127514153) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T14:49Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@bryan_johnson Im drinking a 10mg THC seltzer right now and slamming some lemon meringue pie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979364268698157474) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T01:49Z 12.2K followers, 2082 engagements


"The layout of this on-ramp has changed 3-4 times in the last month or two as construction works to remove old toll furniture. Every time FSD has zero problem navigating through the new routing that isnt map accurate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1960299195639701898) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-26T11:12Z 12.2K followers, 554.3K engagements


"Its wild how people like Gary and Ross make it so blatantly obvious that theyve never built anything in their lives. They constantly demonstrate a fascinating lack of ability to understand how technology is built. This string of comments is almost incomprehensibly dumb. It actually just gives me secondhand embarrassment. I cant believe people let them invest their money 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1974545669781422183) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-04T18:42Z 12.2K followers, 389.2K engagements


"V14 - XX highway miles in mad max mode. It is very aggressive but simultaneously feels way safer than even standard mode V13 highway. All of my former highway complaints are cured. Hyper-aware of traffic pattern changes now follow distance way better even in mad max. Much more confidence inspiring. Also zero brake stabs on this drive. I got off the highway and had to merge into super dense traffic. The cut in on mad max was incredible. Honestly better at being assertive and safe than almost all human drivers. No way anyone but a pro is competing with the mixture of assertiveness and safety."  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978931939634491512) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T21:11Z 12.2K followers, 217.1K engagements


"Me & girlfriend getting in car to go out to dinner: Alright babe so this is FSD V14. Its loaded with new features and performs with insanely low photon/action latency. Youre about to be one of the first in the world to ever try it. Are you ready Just push the button Girlfriend:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979302281079148703) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T21:43Z 12.2K followers, 66.5K engagements


"Anyone who thinks another CEO would have invested in building out manufacturing lines for a driverless car while their software teams sprint to deliver unsupervised FSD simultaneously. Is a moron. Elon has balls unlike almost any leader alive today. You dont get Tesla without him. He is most definitely the reason it survived. Bro was hail marrying his own cash and closing investment deals the day before bankruptcy like a total maniac. Elon will help choose a successor eventually who shares his fire but today he is our guy. To think otherwise is batshit crazy. He is the enabler of max signal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979859022325915756) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T10:35Z 12.2K followers, 234.2K engagements


"V14 is way better on completely unpainted tight back roads. Does a way better job of hugging the right side of the road confidently and doesnt go aggressively slow. Speed profiles are so so good guys. Youre going to love them. Completely gone are the days of feeling tense when FSD was going too slow and cars were close behind you. This was incredibly annoying on V12 and while V13.2 fixed it most of the time it still happened sometimes. Each speed profile has its own speed behavior that it immediately adjusts to when you change it. If Im going XX in a XX where everyone goes XX and traffic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980006014461313292) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 5011 engagements


"@amitisinvesting @farzyness Dude are you serious right now Delete this whole post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980037432344027574) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T22:24Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Grok in the Tesla is incredible for a first release beta. Ive been intentionally using it more while Im running errands to get advice on recipes ask it medical questions etc. the key is speed. Its amazing how fast it responds. Really didnt expect it to work so well. its going to be even better when it lets me build lists and interface better with my Grok account. Youre going to be able to carry out productivity tasks with your voice in the car. And soon youll be able to use your computer/phone also. There is so much to be excited about as a Tesla owner its insane. V14 more Grok integration I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1957933407922487781) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-19T22:31Z 12.2K followers, 8.2M engagements


"I have my Tesla parked right in front of my apartment window right now. I see it out there hooked up to the WiFi acting all pissy and irritated that Ashok wont beam it sentience. Its not up to me dawg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978183462147301486) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-14T19:37Z 12.2K followers, 1606 engagements


"Ive been thinking about this post all day. Its so real. I fucking hate my LG OLED TV. Literally gotta position the remote perfectly to turn it on and then deal with a bunch of blockers and BS just to break through to whatever youre trying to do. I just wanna watch a show dawg. We broke television"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978908040893022516) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T19:36Z 12.2K followers, 23.5K engagements


"V14 makes me fully confident that Cybercabs will be on the road without any manual controls next year. 10/10 seemed like a wild vision last year but now I know it is inevitable. Everyone thinks Elon is crazy and theyre right. And thats how he made the impossible happen. You did it you fucking legend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979006501701271683) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T02:08Z 12.2K followers, 15.9K engagements


"I think Tesla should make one Cybercab with a steering wheel and personally deliver it to @farzyness. And the steering wheel should be a Nintendo controller or whatever the hell he was rambling about a few months ago. And then we should film a documentary of Farzads family life with his wife child and X seater car with a video game controller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979257017215664151) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T18:43Z 12.2K followers, 5092 engagements


"Farzad wants to drive a X seater car with this 🤣🤣😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979261592475742668) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T19:01Z 12.2K followers, 3276 engagements


"@vad3rt3sla GoPro hero XX with a roof suction mount"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979661477272596981) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T21:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"THERE ARE NOT ANY KINGS IN THE USA AND NEVER HAVE BEEN YOU DELUSIONAL PSYCHOS. The majority of Americans voted for Donald Trump. Every single swing state went to Trump. The Democratic Party lost to Donald Trump through the same process that youve won through in the past when you offered the American people a reasonable platform. You lost the American voter. To accuse Trump of being a king and suggesting that we the people rule in some lower capacity than before is complete delusion. HE WON THE POPULAR VOTE. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM AND THAT IS HOW HE BECAME PRESIDENT. REAL PEOPLE."  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979751016062124530) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T03:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Its 2025. If the car cant do this Im not even coming to the dealership. Those are the facts and they are big"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1935446070785388799) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-06-18T21:14Z 12.2K followers, 3M engagements


"Kyle knows. We are so close. Bears so cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1954911145354997922) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-11T14:21Z 12.2K followers, 535K engagements


"Things youll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas pump or credit card machine when fueling car. -Enter a hot or cold car -Be slower than other cars on the road -Use two pedals to drive the car Things you dont have to do if you dont want to if you buy a Tesla: -Park the car -Drive on a road trip when youre tired -Drive when youre anxious or having a panic attack -Drive when"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1961886407271588071) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-30T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 14.3M engagements


"Alright enough is enough what in the fresh hell is going on at Giga Texas today Somebody fess up now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1973842678816337978) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-02T20:09Z 12.2K followers, 20.4K engagements


"My list of TOP Tesla influencers: 1) Sawyer 2) AI Driver 3) Whole Mars 4) Devin Olsen 5) Jeremy Judkins 98) Dirty Tesla 764) Farzad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978628292455305300) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T01:05Z 12.2K followers, 100.6K engagements


"FSD V13.2.9 âž¡ V14.1.2 Drive X - showing Tesla-owning colleague X miles to planet fitness and back - standard mode. We both lost our minds messing with destination option. Parking lot behavior is a massive step change improvement. It is as snappy and quick as human drivers. It is so good that you wont want to disengage in parking lots anymore. You will let the car take you from driveway to parked in spot without a second thought. Holy shit its so good. Brake stabbing was way less on this ride. Only very small rumbles at some stop signs. My colleague said hed prefer this build to how slow V13"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978842772175290673) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T15:17Z 12.2K followers, 18.5K engagements


"DID YOU KNOW Tesla FSD V14.1.2 can drive you to the park find parking on unmarked gravel and place itself perfectly in an open spot just like you would. But you dont have to anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978944188281434297) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T22:00Z 12.2K followers, 18.8K engagements


"STUCK TEST: I found a trailhead pull-off that you arent supposed to pull into. Rails blocking the path from cars and one handicap spot in the corner. I placed the car in the worst possible angle behind a porta potty and let V14 cook. V14 - X Me - X Its actually really funny when it made that final whip around the porta potty and got free I felt the car jolt as if it was so pissed off and ready to get the hell out of there. Like it was mad at me 🤣 Sentient car gonna sentient"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978956112582812034) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T22:47Z 12.2K followers, 33.3K engagements


"@amitisinvesting This shit is cancer to markets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979137226257703372) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T10:47Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"FSD SKEPTICS: It cant see in sunlight. FSD V14: Lmao (This is the best FSD sun glare video ever posted btw. You should watch the whole clip)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979161846507532679) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T12:25Z 12.2K followers, 82.5K engagements


"This is exactly whats going to happen. Everyone with a HW4 Tesla is about to get another major datapoint that makes the below statement even more obvious ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979185666144567760) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T14:00Z 12.2K followers, 129.9K engagements


"I know FSD V14 isnt wide yet most of you dont have it and this is probably not what you want to hear right now BUT. youre gonna shit your pants when you try it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979279670794199379) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T20:13Z 12.2K followers, 41.9K engagements


"Im invested in Tesla because Teslas CEO is willing to sack pretty quarterly reports in pursuit of massive long-term value grab. Because the CEO makes decisions that are so forward looking and so seemingly insane to present-day people that it scares many of them away from the investment altogether. There is literally not one single industry-changing disruption that was brought about in a state of comfort and self pleasuring. It always has to seem insane before it changes the world because it hasnt ever been done before. It is insane until it is normal. Tesla is building a production line for a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979519212650397857) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T12:05Z 12.2K followers, 61K engagements


"All of my southeastern PA followers know what I mean when I say that route XXX is an offensively shitty highway that everyone in the area constantly memes for how dumpy it is. In these videos you can see me grab the wheel twice. I do this in response to very minor jolts of awareness FSD shows when we approach road patches or potholes. These are part of the jitters I keep talking about. You cant even really tell outside of me grabbing the wheel because its so subtle. On this road you really just have to accept that youre going to go over some rough road because the entire road sucks. FSD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979618929648796099) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T18:41Z 12.2K followers, 10.5K engagements


"Tesla FSD V14 will take you from wherever your point A to wherever your point B with one single touch screen tap. Unless you want to change your song your very second input will be the door open button at your destination. No sir your BMW does not do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979656405385933256) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T21:10Z 12.2K followers, 21.4K engagements


"@BarkingToad So annoying. I had one run into my old model Y on the turnpike near VF. So ridiculous. They are the worst"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979685200763433007) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T23:05Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"Imagine thinking youre standing up to a king and winning in the USA where X branches of government were established with the goal of making it all but impossible for a king to exist in the USA. Literally living in a make believe world to keep yourselves entertained/help you cope with getting smoked in Nov for having an uninspiring bad platform that not enough people voted for. When will the you leave your fairy tale world and come back to reality where in order to win you and your colleagues need to come up with a compelling message"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979740446319415802) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T02:44Z 12.2K followers, 2609 engagements


"@01Ananto I always get the best clips when I was too lazy to thread on my GoPro and turn it on 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979902936713977899) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T13:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@YunTaTsai1 The risk aversion is wild. Whats really at risk The biggest risk to entrepreneurs in America is being ordinary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979939507488145869) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T15:55Z 12.2K followers, 2881 engagements


"Dear @Tesla_AI The button for destination option should show up under the start self driving button after we choose our nav destination. Its annoying that I cant check my destination option on the main screen until the car is moving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979945544861524247) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T16:19Z 12.2K followers, 3788 engagements


"FSD V13 couldnt finish the beer run. FSD V14 can finish the beer run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980000163910373463) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T19:56Z 12.2K followers, 11.8K engagements


"@MisterGriffNYC Not sure about no turn on red yet but nag seems similar. If youre worried about speeding just use sloth mode. Pretty much stays at exactly the speed limit at all times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980034947558597014) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T22:14Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@amitisinvesting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro did you hear about Palantirs AIP I just looked into it I think its a game changer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980038769756545063) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T22:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

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Social category influence stocks #1187 automotive brands #725 finance #1182 celebrities #2485 technology brands XXXX% countries XXXX% gaming XXXX%

Social topic influence tesla #51, gopro #333, fsd #16, teslaai #12, about to #518, investment #70, $hood 0.17%, temu 0.17%, vehicles 0.17%, over the XXXX%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @elonmusk @teslaai @amitisinvesting @tesla @sawyermerritt @wholemarsblog @grok @fsd4seniors @andyrenfrew @ironted21 @bobbyplewniak @dmc4277 @doubleppradhan @teslatrip @dirtytesla @jtesla47 @farzyness @michaelnurseonx @rajuvamsi007 @katupilar

Top assets mentioned Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD)

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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"I LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT @Tesla_AI"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T09:24Z 12.2K followers, 325.4K engagements

"It is absolutely mental that Tesla is tooling Cybercab lines in parallel with Tesla AI getting the self driving software to a point where it can scale rapidly in a way that is undeniably safer than human driving. In a recent interview Palmer Luckey talked about Tesla investors and how Elon and the team have gotten the majority of their investors to align with the long-term vision and have churned out the majority of investors who do not. The end result today is that we have a 1.3T market cap company that is free of bureaucracy and moves like a startup but has the infrastructure and financial"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-09-22T12:56Z 12.2K followers, 204.9K engagements

"I was selected earlier this week to receive the Robinhood Gold credit card. The standalone app for it is awesome similar to their main app. The fact that they give you X% across the board makes it beat every other card even though it requires you to be a gold member (which pays for itself through other benefits). Their points redemption options are unlike anything Ive ever seen from a card vendor. Very creative and fun. I used to talk mad shite on HOOD but I cant deny that they are offering a more compelling fintech product than anyone else and they are building it in a way that pulls you"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-09-26T20:37Z 12.2K followers, 56.4K engagements

"The entire @Tesla_AI team this morning watching everyone download V14"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-07T13:54Z 12.2K followers, 6892 engagements

"Yesterday morning I had the best FSD in the world. Today I have Temu FSD. SMH"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-08T00:21Z 12.2K followers, 18.9K engagements

"Hearing from people who have seen the standard X and Y in person. Everyone so far has said they are way nicer than they expected. Solid vehicles"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-09T00:10Z 12.2K followers, 33.9K engagements

"Ive got a student driver in front of me rn swerving all over the place in a Subaru 😂😂 why even bother at this point"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-10T20:30Z 12.2K followers, 1053 engagements

"The Tesla team knocked it out of the park with the Model X Standard. This car offers amazing value. Ill prob get one as a second Tesla and just share the 3/Y between me and my girlfriend. I have one MAJOR COMPLAINT though that is driving me insane. @Tesla it is so ridiculous that you arent putting a second tile below the 8000 dollar buy option for subscription option. Put it as an optional toggle to get customers subscribed when they order. Also more importantly most buyers arent even aware that you can subscribe for 99/month and think you have to pay 8k up front for FSD. Many dont realize"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-13T11:49Z 12.2K followers, 132.2K engagements

"Im so tired of hearing about crypto. Like be useful or dont already Christ"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-13T21:22Z 12.2K followers, 2141 engagements

"Its wild how the pregnant guy emoji is more widely recognized as a Bill Gates emoji"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-14T20:42Z 12.2K followers, 2082 engagements

"When in the entire history of the automobile has a 2-seater vehicle generated high demand from consumers This vehicle works as a X seater only because it is intended to be used as an autonomous taxi. For this use case the customer does not care about anything but getting from A➡B and all Tesla needed to do was look at data on taxi rides to understand why this makes a ton of sense for an autonomous fleet. It makes zero sense for Tesla to use resources to re-engineer a compelling manual version of this car. Zero market data suggests it would be anything beyond a niche vehicle and this wouldnt"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-14T21:11Z 12.2K followers, 40.3K engagements

"@JohnJohnpetrou4 Doesnt make the list at all"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T02:10Z 12.1K followers, XXX engagements

"@MattyKoebel He kept posting pictures of model Ys and telling everyone its a new compact car so I muted him and havent followed him since 🤣"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T10:15Z 12.1K followers, XX engagements

"@FSD4Seniors @Tesla_AI It is extremely unlikely that theyd be able to find my car using my X account lol"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T10:18Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Sorry about Farzad Eric. He just showed up one day and though hes a bit slow we love him and let him hang out. We will make him understand the work of art that is Cybercab soon and why putting a steering wheel and pedals in it is like splashing a bucket of Sherwin Williams on the Mona Lisa"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T10:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"The fact that Tesla can beam an update to a car and turn grown men into legit X year olds on Christmas Day is a powerful product statement that should be seen as a bellwether for where this company is going long term"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T10:45Z 12.2K followers, 7694 engagements

"Omg if this first drive is the new nag experience I am LIBERATED"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T11:20Z 12.1K followers, 10.3K engagements

"Mad max mode on back roads is fucked LOL. MKBHD mode"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T11:46Z 12.2K followers, 3709 engagements

"Enter V14. The bad: Before I continue with the good which is almost all of it I want to point out one major issue and the only one Ive observed so far. Brake stabbing. Its bad. Very frequent and uncomfortable. Would not pass the wife test. This needs to be handled asap and will likely leave many wishing they still had V13 until fixed. The incredible: As with V11 âž¡ V12 it is clear that something has again fundamentally changed. My first drive with this version makes me think they shouldve called V13 the AI4 version of V12.6 because this feels (similarly to V11 âž¡ V12) like something entirely"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T12:37Z 12.2K followers, 7459 engagements

"@Mike_the_Elder Speed control was perfect for me in standard mode"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T14:05Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Mad Max mode is a work of art. I for sure cannot use it in most places Ive tried it because it goes too fast but man. What a work of art. It will go as fast as it possibly can and be as aggressive as it possibly can without throwing you around the cabin or making you feel unsafe. It feels more sentient than any other profile despite it probably not being a fantastic idea to use in certain places 🤣 It is a TERRIBLE time to be a TSLA put option omg"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T16:03Z 12.2K followers, 6516 engagements

"When you turn on Mad Max mode your car literally has a personality. You feel like youve met this fucker somewhere before"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T17:56Z 12.2K followers, 2787 engagements

"@GavGavNano The tv looks great when Ive launched an app but the UI is horrible"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T19:44Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Brunos35 @JayBarlowBot Ive only driven about 100ish miles so far but have yet to see any reason to think otherwise"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T02:33Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@CaddyComa @grantreeder @DevinOlsenn is testing V14 with a M3 that doesnt have bumper cam. Same with @WholeMarsBlog"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T13:19Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@OOpFuture Nothing. I just clip directly from GoPro into my phones camera roll and post 🤣"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T13:47Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@mndrix_ Each speed profile has shown consistent speed behaviors and they adjust the second you toggle. I stay in standard but Ive toggled chill and sloth. Chill doesnt seem to want to go more than X above sloth basically at speed limit"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T13:52Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@mndrix_ Most testing Ive done is in standard but I can confirm that each profile adjusts speed the second you switch. Not like V13 at all in this way"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T13:53Z 12.1K followers, XX engagements

"@na_option @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk Narratives are powerful and Im happy to see any signs that a pro-American narrative might be returning on both sides of the aisle"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T14:56Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Katupilar @Tesla_AI @DirtyTesLa Umm who are you"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T15:28Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Katupilar @Tesla_AI @DirtyTesLa Security"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T15:30Z 12.1K followers, XX engagements

"@EdoChmura @Tesla_AI Fsd gives pedestrians absolute priority. Any show of intent to cross will make Fsd stop always"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T17:34Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Grumpy_Tesla wont be an issue any longer with new speed profiles"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T14:49Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@bryan_johnson Im drinking a 10mg THC seltzer right now and slamming some lemon meringue pie"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T01:49Z 12.2K followers, 2082 engagements

"The layout of this on-ramp has changed 3-4 times in the last month or two as construction works to remove old toll furniture. Every time FSD has zero problem navigating through the new routing that isnt map accurate"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-26T11:12Z 12.2K followers, 554.3K engagements

"Its wild how people like Gary and Ross make it so blatantly obvious that theyve never built anything in their lives. They constantly demonstrate a fascinating lack of ability to understand how technology is built. This string of comments is almost incomprehensibly dumb. It actually just gives me secondhand embarrassment. I cant believe people let them invest their money 🤣"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-04T18:42Z 12.2K followers, 389.2K engagements

"V14 - XX highway miles in mad max mode. It is very aggressive but simultaneously feels way safer than even standard mode V13 highway. All of my former highway complaints are cured. Hyper-aware of traffic pattern changes now follow distance way better even in mad max. Much more confidence inspiring. Also zero brake stabs on this drive. I got off the highway and had to merge into super dense traffic. The cut in on mad max was incredible. Honestly better at being assertive and safe than almost all human drivers. No way anyone but a pro is competing with the mixture of assertiveness and safety."
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T21:11Z 12.2K followers, 217.1K engagements

"Me & girlfriend getting in car to go out to dinner: Alright babe so this is FSD V14. Its loaded with new features and performs with insanely low photon/action latency. Youre about to be one of the first in the world to ever try it. Are you ready Just push the button Girlfriend:"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T21:43Z 12.2K followers, 66.5K engagements

"Anyone who thinks another CEO would have invested in building out manufacturing lines for a driverless car while their software teams sprint to deliver unsupervised FSD simultaneously. Is a moron. Elon has balls unlike almost any leader alive today. You dont get Tesla without him. He is most definitely the reason it survived. Bro was hail marrying his own cash and closing investment deals the day before bankruptcy like a total maniac. Elon will help choose a successor eventually who shares his fire but today he is our guy. To think otherwise is batshit crazy. He is the enabler of max signal"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T10:35Z 12.2K followers, 234.2K engagements

"V14 is way better on completely unpainted tight back roads. Does a way better job of hugging the right side of the road confidently and doesnt go aggressively slow. Speed profiles are so so good guys. Youre going to love them. Completely gone are the days of feeling tense when FSD was going too slow and cars were close behind you. This was incredibly annoying on V12 and while V13.2 fixed it most of the time it still happened sometimes. Each speed profile has its own speed behavior that it immediately adjusts to when you change it. If Im going XX in a XX where everyone goes XX and traffic"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 5011 engagements

"@amitisinvesting @farzyness Dude are you serious right now Delete this whole post"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T22:24Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Grok in the Tesla is incredible for a first release beta. Ive been intentionally using it more while Im running errands to get advice on recipes ask it medical questions etc. the key is speed. Its amazing how fast it responds. Really didnt expect it to work so well. its going to be even better when it lets me build lists and interface better with my Grok account. Youre going to be able to carry out productivity tasks with your voice in the car. And soon youll be able to use your computer/phone also. There is so much to be excited about as a Tesla owner its insane. V14 more Grok integration I"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-19T22:31Z 12.2K followers, 8.2M engagements

"I have my Tesla parked right in front of my apartment window right now. I see it out there hooked up to the WiFi acting all pissy and irritated that Ashok wont beam it sentience. Its not up to me dawg"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-14T19:37Z 12.2K followers, 1606 engagements

"Ive been thinking about this post all day. Its so real. I fucking hate my LG OLED TV. Literally gotta position the remote perfectly to turn it on and then deal with a bunch of blockers and BS just to break through to whatever youre trying to do. I just wanna watch a show dawg. We broke television"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T19:36Z 12.2K followers, 23.5K engagements

"V14 makes me fully confident that Cybercabs will be on the road without any manual controls next year. 10/10 seemed like a wild vision last year but now I know it is inevitable. Everyone thinks Elon is crazy and theyre right. And thats how he made the impossible happen. You did it you fucking legend"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T02:08Z 12.2K followers, 15.9K engagements

"I think Tesla should make one Cybercab with a steering wheel and personally deliver it to @farzyness. And the steering wheel should be a Nintendo controller or whatever the hell he was rambling about a few months ago. And then we should film a documentary of Farzads family life with his wife child and X seater car with a video game controller"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T18:43Z 12.2K followers, 5092 engagements

"Farzad wants to drive a X seater car with this 🤣🤣😭😭"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T19:01Z 12.2K followers, 3276 engagements

"@vad3rt3sla GoPro hero XX with a roof suction mount"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T21:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"THERE ARE NOT ANY KINGS IN THE USA AND NEVER HAVE BEEN YOU DELUSIONAL PSYCHOS. The majority of Americans voted for Donald Trump. Every single swing state went to Trump. The Democratic Party lost to Donald Trump through the same process that youve won through in the past when you offered the American people a reasonable platform. You lost the American voter. To accuse Trump of being a king and suggesting that we the people rule in some lower capacity than before is complete delusion. HE WON THE POPULAR VOTE. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM AND THAT IS HOW HE BECAME PRESIDENT. REAL PEOPLE."
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T03:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Its 2025. If the car cant do this Im not even coming to the dealership. Those are the facts and they are big"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-06-18T21:14Z 12.2K followers, 3M engagements

"Kyle knows. We are so close. Bears so cooked"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-11T14:21Z 12.2K followers, 535K engagements

"Things youll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas pump or credit card machine when fueling car. -Enter a hot or cold car -Be slower than other cars on the road -Use two pedals to drive the car Things you dont have to do if you dont want to if you buy a Tesla: -Park the car -Drive on a road trip when youre tired -Drive when youre anxious or having a panic attack -Drive when"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-30T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 14.3M engagements

"Alright enough is enough what in the fresh hell is going on at Giga Texas today Somebody fess up now"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-02T20:09Z 12.2K followers, 20.4K engagements

"My list of TOP Tesla influencers: 1) Sawyer 2) AI Driver 3) Whole Mars 4) Devin Olsen 5) Jeremy Judkins 98) Dirty Tesla 764) Farzad"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T01:05Z 12.2K followers, 100.6K engagements

"FSD V13.2.9 âž¡ V14.1.2 Drive X - showing Tesla-owning colleague X miles to planet fitness and back - standard mode. We both lost our minds messing with destination option. Parking lot behavior is a massive step change improvement. It is as snappy and quick as human drivers. It is so good that you wont want to disengage in parking lots anymore. You will let the car take you from driveway to parked in spot without a second thought. Holy shit its so good. Brake stabbing was way less on this ride. Only very small rumbles at some stop signs. My colleague said hed prefer this build to how slow V13"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T15:17Z 12.2K followers, 18.5K engagements

"DID YOU KNOW Tesla FSD V14.1.2 can drive you to the park find parking on unmarked gravel and place itself perfectly in an open spot just like you would. But you dont have to anymore"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T22:00Z 12.2K followers, 18.8K engagements

"STUCK TEST: I found a trailhead pull-off that you arent supposed to pull into. Rails blocking the path from cars and one handicap spot in the corner. I placed the car in the worst possible angle behind a porta potty and let V14 cook. V14 - X Me - X Its actually really funny when it made that final whip around the porta potty and got free I felt the car jolt as if it was so pissed off and ready to get the hell out of there. Like it was mad at me 🤣 Sentient car gonna sentient"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T22:47Z 12.2K followers, 33.3K engagements

"@amitisinvesting This shit is cancer to markets"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T10:47Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"FSD SKEPTICS: It cant see in sunlight. FSD V14: Lmao (This is the best FSD sun glare video ever posted btw. You should watch the whole clip)"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T12:25Z 12.2K followers, 82.5K engagements

"This is exactly whats going to happen. Everyone with a HW4 Tesla is about to get another major datapoint that makes the below statement even more obvious ☺"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T14:00Z 12.2K followers, 129.9K engagements

"I know FSD V14 isnt wide yet most of you dont have it and this is probably not what you want to hear right now BUT. youre gonna shit your pants when you try it"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T20:13Z 12.2K followers, 41.9K engagements

"Im invested in Tesla because Teslas CEO is willing to sack pretty quarterly reports in pursuit of massive long-term value grab. Because the CEO makes decisions that are so forward looking and so seemingly insane to present-day people that it scares many of them away from the investment altogether. There is literally not one single industry-changing disruption that was brought about in a state of comfort and self pleasuring. It always has to seem insane before it changes the world because it hasnt ever been done before. It is insane until it is normal. Tesla is building a production line for a"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T12:05Z 12.2K followers, 61K engagements

"All of my southeastern PA followers know what I mean when I say that route XXX is an offensively shitty highway that everyone in the area constantly memes for how dumpy it is. In these videos you can see me grab the wheel twice. I do this in response to very minor jolts of awareness FSD shows when we approach road patches or potholes. These are part of the jitters I keep talking about. You cant even really tell outside of me grabbing the wheel because its so subtle. On this road you really just have to accept that youre going to go over some rough road because the entire road sucks. FSD"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T18:41Z 12.2K followers, 10.5K engagements

"Tesla FSD V14 will take you from wherever your point A to wherever your point B with one single touch screen tap. Unless you want to change your song your very second input will be the door open button at your destination. No sir your BMW does not do this"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T21:10Z 12.2K followers, 21.4K engagements

"@BarkingToad So annoying. I had one run into my old model Y on the turnpike near VF. So ridiculous. They are the worst"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T23:05Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"Imagine thinking youre standing up to a king and winning in the USA where X branches of government were established with the goal of making it all but impossible for a king to exist in the USA. Literally living in a make believe world to keep yourselves entertained/help you cope with getting smoked in Nov for having an uninspiring bad platform that not enough people voted for. When will the you leave your fairy tale world and come back to reality where in order to win you and your colleagues need to come up with a compelling message"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T02:44Z 12.2K followers, 2609 engagements

"@01Ananto I always get the best clips when I was too lazy to thread on my GoPro and turn it on 🤣"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T13:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@YunTaTsai1 The risk aversion is wild. Whats really at risk The biggest risk to entrepreneurs in America is being ordinary"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T15:55Z 12.2K followers, 2881 engagements

"Dear @Tesla_AI The button for destination option should show up under the start self driving button after we choose our nav destination. Its annoying that I cant check my destination option on the main screen until the car is moving"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T16:19Z 12.2K followers, 3788 engagements

"FSD V13 couldnt finish the beer run. FSD V14 can finish the beer run"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T19:56Z 12.2K followers, 11.8K engagements

"@MisterGriffNYC Not sure about no turn on red yet but nag seems similar. If youre worried about speeding just use sloth mode. Pretty much stays at exactly the speed limit at all times"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T22:14Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@amitisinvesting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro did you hear about Palantirs AIP I just looked into it I think its a game changer"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T22:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

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