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# ![@mikepat711 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::481812746.png) @mikepat711 Mike P

Mike P posts on X about tesla, investment, signals, longterm the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/interactions)
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- X Week XXXXXXXXX +229%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX +280%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXX +46%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXX +4,046%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/posts_active)
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- X Week XXX +18%
- X Month XXX +47%
- X Months XXXXX +20%
- X Year XXXXX +49%

### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/followers)
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- X Week XXXXXX +3.20%
- X Month XXXXXX +8.70%
- X Months XXXXXX +74%
- X Year XXXXXX +526%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks)  XX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  XXXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  X% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  X% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[tesla](/topic/tesla) #470, [investment](/topic/investment) #3786, [signals](/topic/signals) #227, [longterm](/topic/longterm) 1.33%, [gopro](/topic/gopro) #633, [away from](/topic/away-from) #98, [nazi](/topic/nazi) 0.67%, [clown](/topic/clown) 0.67%, [instagram](/topic/instagram) 0.67%, [bears](/topic/bears) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@teslaai](/creator/undefined) [@dirtytesla](/creator/undefined) [@amitisinvesting](/creator/undefined) [@fsd4seniors](/creator/undefined) [@katupilar](/creator/undefined) [@_julianorossi](/creator/undefined) [@wholemarsblog](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@farzyness](/creator/undefined) [@rodamn](/creator/undefined) [@devinolsenn](/creator/undefined) [@yuntatsai1](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@dukeblueny76961](/creator/undefined) [@vipeezy](/creator/undefined) [@tannenxtesla](/creator/undefined) [@andyrenfrew](/creator/undefined) [@merkle_eric](/creator/undefined) [@teslatrip](/creator/undefined) [@mike_the_elder](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::481812746/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"There are a lot of things I disagree with Trump admin on and I think Trump generally conducts himself like a clown but the hes a nazi wannabe autocrat rhetoric is schizophrenic and makes me feel even better about my vote vs the party who claims such insane nonsense unapologetically. Not a huge fan of Trump but he certainly isnt a Nazi and given the way the USA is structured even if he wanted to be an autocrat he cant. Its nonsense. The alternative option we had in 2024 was a much bigger risk to individual liberty in USA. When you ignore drama and look at actual hard data this is obvious. That"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980322899472052386) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T17:19Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@DevinOlsenn Car suddenly barreling towards me *dial up signals* Swerve right *info gets back to car* I have been in a ditch for XX seconds and XXX has already been called"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980329787093823679) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T17:46Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@amitisinvesting My instagram DMs are constantly full of unread memes. I dont even explain I just dont watch. if they ask me if I saw the meme they sent I say no. If they ask me to watch it on the spot I say no. 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980702286470082953) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T18:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Kyle knows. We are so close. Bears so cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1954911145354997922) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-11T14:21Z 12.2K followers, 535.1K engagements


"Literally me in the car by myself without the camera on 😂 This is how Tesla should advertise. Just blast clips like this everywhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980732488541696051) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T20:26Z 12.2K followers, 5785 engagements


"It is absolutely mental that Tesla is tooling Cybercab lines in parallel with Tesla AI getting the self driving software to a point where it can scale rapidly in a way that is undeniably safer than human driving. In a recent interview Palmer Luckey talked about Tesla investors and how Elon and the team have gotten the majority of their investors to align with the long-term vision and have churned out the majority of investors who do not. The end result today is that we have a 1.3T market cap company that is free of bureaucracy and moves like a startup but has the infrastructure and financial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1970109853738672220) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-09-22T12:56Z 12.2K followers, 204.9K engagements


"Its wild how people like Gary and Ross make it so blatantly obvious that theyve never built anything in their lives. They constantly demonstrate a fascinating lack of ability to understand how technology is built. This string of comments is almost incomprehensibly dumb. It actually just gives me secondhand embarrassment. I cant believe people let them invest their money 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1974545669781422183) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-04T18:42Z 12.2K followers, 389.2K engagements


"Hearing from people who have seen the standard X and Y in person. Everyone so far has said they are way nicer than they expected. Solid vehicles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1976077834302128246) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-09T00:10Z 12.2K followers, 33.9K engagements


"My list of TOP Tesla influencers: 1) Sawyer 2) AI Driver 3) Whole Mars 4) Devin Olsen 5) Jeremy Judkins 98) Dirty Tesla 764) Farzad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978628292455305300) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T01:05Z 12.2K followers, 100.7K engagements


"Sorry about Farzad Eric. He just showed up one day and though hes a bit slow we love him and let him hang out. We will make him understand the work of art that is Cybercab soon and why putting a steering wheel and pedals in it is like splashing a bucket of Sherwin Williams on the Mona Lisa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978770482754171182) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T10:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"FSD V13.2.9 âž¡ V14.1.2 Drive X - showing Tesla-owning colleague X miles to planet fitness and back - standard mode. We both lost our minds messing with destination option. Parking lot behavior is a massive step change improvement. It is as snappy and quick as human drivers. It is so good that you wont want to disengage in parking lots anymore. You will let the car take you from driveway to parked in spot without a second thought. Holy shit its so good. Brake stabbing was way less on this ride. Only very small rumbles at some stop signs. My colleague said hed prefer this build to how slow V13"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978842772175290673) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T15:17Z 12.2K followers, 18.5K engagements


"Mad Max mode is a work of art. I for sure cannot use it in most places Ive tried it because it goes too fast but man. What a work of art. It will go as fast as it possibly can and be as aggressive as it possibly can without throwing you around the cabin or making you feel unsafe. It feels more sentient than any other profile despite it probably not being a fantastic idea to use in certain places 🤣 It is a TERRIBLE time to be a TSLA put option omg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978854306242773471) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T16:03Z 12.2K followers, 6519 engagements


"@HansCNelson Its actually nuts. Gonna go on a high speed X lane freeway later and let it rip face. Will report my findings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978875594839368006) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T17:28Z 12.2K followers, 1203 engagements


"STUCK TEST: I found a trailhead pull-off that you arent supposed to pull into. Rails blocking the path from cars and one handicap spot in the corner. I placed the car in the worst possible angle behind a porta potty and let V14 cook. V14 - X Me - X Its actually really funny when it made that final whip around the porta potty and got free I felt the car jolt as if it was so pissed off and ready to get the hell out of there. Like it was mad at me 🤣 Sentient car gonna sentient"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978956112582812034) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T22:47Z 12.2K followers, 33.3K engagements


"@amitisinvesting This shit is cancer to markets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979137226257703372) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T10:47Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I think Tesla should make one Cybercab with a steering wheel and personally deliver it to @farzyness. And the steering wheel should be a Nintendo controller or whatever the hell he was rambling about a few months ago. And then we should film a documentary of Farzads family life with his wife child and X seater car with a video game controller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979257017215664151) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T18:43Z 12.2K followers, 5095 engagements


"I know FSD V14 isnt wide yet most of you dont have it and this is probably not what you want to hear right now BUT. youre gonna shit your pants when you try it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979279670794199379) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T20:13Z 12.2K followers, 41.9K engagements


"Me & girlfriend getting in car to go out to dinner: Alright babe so this is FSD V14. Its loaded with new features and performs with insanely low photon/action latency. Youre about to be one of the first in the world to ever try it. Are you ready Just push the button Girlfriend:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979302281079148703) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T21:43Z 12.2K followers, 66.5K engagements


"@bryan_johnson Im drinking a 10mg THC seltzer right now and slamming some lemon meringue pie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979364268698157474) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T01:49Z 12.2K followers, 2124 engagements


"All of my southeastern PA followers know what I mean when I say that route XXX is an offensively shitty highway that everyone in the area constantly memes for how dumpy it is. In these videos you can see me grab the wheel twice. I do this in response to very minor jolts of awareness FSD shows when we approach road patches or potholes. These are part of the jitters I keep talking about. You cant even really tell outside of me grabbing the wheel because its so subtle. On this road you really just have to accept that youre going to go over some rough road because the entire road sucks. FSD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979618929648796099) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T18:41Z 12.2K followers, 10.6K engagements


"@vad3rt3sla GoPro hero XX with a roof suction mount"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979661477272596981) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T21:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@BarkingToad So annoying. I had one run into my old model Y on the turnpike near VF. So ridiculous. They are the worst"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979685200763433007) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T23:05Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"Imagine thinking youre standing up to a king and winning in the USA where X branches of government were established with the goal of making it all but impossible for a king to exist in the USA. Literally living in a make believe world to keep yourselves entertained/help you cope with getting smoked in Nov for having an uninspiring bad platform that not enough people voted for. When will the you leave your fairy tale world and come back to reality where in order to win you and your colleagues need to come up with a compelling message"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979740446319415802) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T02:44Z 12.2K followers, 2653 engagements


"THERE ARE NOT ANY KINGS IN THE USA AND NEVER HAVE BEEN YOU DELUSIONAL PSYCHOS. The majority of Americans voted for Donald Trump. Every single swing state went to Trump. The Democratic Party lost to Donald Trump through the same process that youve won through in the past when you offered the American people a reasonable platform. You lost the American voter. To accuse Trump of being a king and suggesting that we the people rule in some lower capacity than before is complete delusion. HE WON THE POPULAR VOTE. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM AND THAT IS HOW HE BECAME PRESIDENT. REAL PEOPLE."  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979751016062124530) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T03:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Its surreal coming onto X and reading comments that confidently claim Tesla will never have a self driving car when just hours ago you sat in your car for the below. I still havent had a drive on FSD V14 where the software got any value out of me being in the car. It has gotten through every drive without coming close to needing me so far. Do you see how that makes it hard to take these claims seriously Youre trying to tell me water isnt wet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979900819932610684) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T13:21Z 12.2K followers, 8768 engagements


"@01Ananto I always get the best clips when I was too lazy to thread on my GoPro and turn it on 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979902936713977899) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T13:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Grumpy_Tesla wont be an issue any longer with new speed profiles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979922841127514153) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T14:49Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"V14 is way better on completely unpainted tight back roads. Does a way better job of hugging the right side of the road confidently and doesnt go aggressively slow. Speed profiles are so so good guys. Youre going to love them. Completely gone are the days of feeling tense when FSD was going too slow and cars were close behind you. This was incredibly annoying on V12 and while V13.2 fixed it most of the time it still happened sometimes. Each speed profile has its own speed behavior that it immediately adjusts to when you change it. If Im going XX in a XX where everyone goes XX and traffic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980006014461313292) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 7725 engagements


"Owning a Tesla with V14 is legitimately like going through a wormhole. You can get in your car in your driveway single tap the mic button on the wheel say take me to XYZ it instantly populates on the nav you single tap start self driving and then you just sit there until youre in a parking spot at the place you told it to take you. How is this real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980023893470708211) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T21:30Z 12.2K followers, 5368 engagements


"@MisterGriffNYC Not sure about no turn on red yet but nag seems similar. If youre worried about speeding just use sloth mode. Pretty much stays at exactly the speed limit at all times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980034947558597014) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T22:14Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@_BRCooper When I speak take me to X it doesnt populate the info tile and make me confirm. It automatically plugs it in and starts nav. Not sure about your prompt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980088157363491278) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T01:46Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@sreeharivariar @Tesla_AI I think they have tons of work to do through time but I think most of the work exists on the other side of the less safe/safer than human line. I think were crossing that line now and will begin running further and further away from it into the future"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980224808052039955) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T10:49Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Grumpy_Tesla Likely why it hasnt gone to many people yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980277583070568763) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T14:19Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Still have only disengaged twice. Once in an extremely rare scenario where the car wasnt doing anything wrong but was holding up traffic behind us when I knew there was a quick and easy re-route. Second time was in a parking lot after it backed itself into a handicap spot. Zero other disengagements of the system so far. Nothing even remotely close to a safety concern. No accelerator taps or takeovers to re-stage or avoid embarrassment. Will there still be some disengagements when it goes wider Im sure. But using my region as a datapoint vs prior versions in my region there is a clear and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980333820680237414) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T18:02Z 12.2K followers, 1312 engagements


"This is exactly whats going to happen. Everyone with a HW4 Tesla is about to get another major datapoint that makes the below statement even more obvious ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979185666144567760) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T14:00Z 12.2K followers, 130.5K engagements


"Im invested in Tesla because Teslas CEO is willing to sack pretty quarterly reports in pursuit of massive long-term value grab. Because the CEO makes decisions that are so forward looking and so seemingly insane to present-day people that it scares many of them away from the investment altogether. There is literally not one single industry-changing disruption that was brought about in a state of comfort and self pleasuring. It always has to seem insane before it changes the world because it hasnt ever been done before. It is insane until it is normal. Tesla is building a production line for a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979519212650397857) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T12:05Z 12.2K followers, 61.3K engagements


"Tesla FSD V14 will take you from wherever your point A to wherever your point B with one single touch screen tap. Unless you want to change your song your very second input will be the door open button at your destination. No sir your BMW does not do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979656405385933256) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-18T21:10Z 12.2K followers, 23.7K engagements


"FSD V13 couldnt finish the beer run. FSD V14 can finish the beer run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980000163910373463) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T19:56Z 12.2K followers, 18.5K engagements


"Its wild to me how many people ask me what happens to FSD when you hit an LTE dead zone. Brother if FSD was running from internet signals we wouldnt be having this convo right now because I would be dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980321681412702509) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T17:14Z 12.2K followers, 20.1K engagements


"Omg XX going wider. You all better report back ASAP. LFGGGG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980392447508451436) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T21:55Z 12.2K followers, 11.1K engagements


"@DirtyTesLa Yep. Its unfortunate because even though this is minor it takes a lot away from the experience. The fact that it does this at all leaves you wondering whether its going to do it at every stop. Cant wait until they fix"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980700325448470852) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T18:18Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@farzyness Ok whats your point Hes being dumb therefore he is a dummy. If he is less dumb he will lose the title"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980733025873981747) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T20:28Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@FSDv69 Its overreacting to a lot of things. Not in an unsafe way in my experience but in an unnecessary way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980743742958235718) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T21:11Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements


"Its 2025. If the car cant do this Im not even coming to the dealership. Those are the facts and they are big"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1935446070785388799) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-06-18T21:14Z 12.2K followers, 3M engagements


"The layout of this on-ramp has changed 3-4 times in the last month or two as construction works to remove old toll furniture. Every time FSD has zero problem navigating through the new routing that isnt map accurate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1960299195639701898) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-26T11:12Z 12.2K followers, 554.5K engagements


"Things youll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas pump or credit card machine when fueling car. -Enter a hot or cold car -Be slower than other cars on the road -Use two pedals to drive the car Things you dont have to do if you dont want to if you buy a Tesla: -Park the car -Drive on a road trip when youre tired -Drive when youre anxious or having a panic attack -Drive when"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1961886407271588071) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-30T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 14.3M engagements


"Alright enough is enough what in the fresh hell is going on at Giga Texas today Somebody fess up now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1973842678816337978) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-02T20:09Z 12.2K followers, 20.4K engagements


"Mad max mode on back roads is fucked LOL. MKBHD mode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978789603411743050) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T11:46Z 12.2K followers, 3713 engagements


"Ive been thinking about this post all day. Its so real. I fucking hate my LG OLED TV. Literally gotta position the remote perfectly to turn it on and then deal with a bunch of blockers and BS just to break through to whatever youre trying to do. I just wanna watch a show dawg. We broke television"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978908040893022516) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T19:36Z 12.2K followers, 23.5K engagements


"@vipeezy Ill check it out. Chromecast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978912926598607017) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T19:56Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"V14 - XX highway miles in mad max mode. It is very aggressive but simultaneously feels way safer than even standard mode V13 highway. All of my former highway complaints are cured. Hyper-aware of traffic pattern changes now follow distance way better even in mad max. Much more confidence inspiring. Also zero brake stabs on this drive. I got off the highway and had to merge into super dense traffic. The cut in on mad max was incredible. Honestly better at being assertive and safe than almost all human drivers. No way anyone but a pro is competing with the mixture of assertiveness and safety."  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978931939634491512) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T21:11Z 12.2K followers, 220.9K engagements


"FSD SKEPTICS: It cant see in sunlight. FSD V14: Lmao (This is the best FSD sun glare video ever posted btw. You should watch the whole clip)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979161846507532679) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-17T12:25Z 12.2K followers, 82.9K engagements


"@YunTaTsai1 The risk aversion is wild. Whats really at risk The biggest risk to entrepreneurs in America is being ordinary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979939507488145869) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T15:55Z 12.2K followers, 3213 engagements


"Dear @Tesla_AI The button for destination option should show up under the start self driving button after we choose our nav destination. Its annoying that I cant check my destination option on the main screen until the car is moving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979945544861524247) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T16:19Z 12.2K followers, 4664 engagements


"Fun FSD V14 fact. You know when youre parked close to a curb in front or to your side Or when the parking spot is next to grass When you start FSD from push button any orange/red hue around the car flashes the message object in path detected whether theres actually a real obstruction there or not. Thats gone now :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979957890380091681) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T17:08Z 12.2K followers, 5855 engagements


"This is a must watch. Worth the length. They hit so many insane scenarios"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980029812564722171) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T21:54Z 12.2K followers, 12.1K engagements


"@amitisinvesting @farzyness Dude are you serious right now Delete this whole post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980037432344027574) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T22:24Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@amitisinvesting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro did you hear about Palantirs AIP I just looked into it I think its a game changer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980038769756545063) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T22:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Heres a great visual example of the jitters we keep talking about. XX% of these moments occur either at a stop sign like this or at the beginning of executing an unprotected turn. Other than this I have yet to find one single flaw in driving behavior"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980240690471723182) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T11:52Z 12.2K followers, 25.3K engagements


"They received a tax benefit in Q4 XX which accounts for the outlier number in that quarter. In 2024 they reduced pricing to offset interest rates and move volume during a tough period for the auto industry. More competition in China/Europe. Billions in infrastructure/R&D investment in future AI products and services. Building compute clusters lithium factory semi factory hiring new teams new production lines etc. Hope this helps. You can get all of this from their quarter reports too if you need more info"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980319674106802664) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T17:06Z 12.2K followers, 2060 engagements


"@merkle_eric Yep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980324004385943672) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T17:23Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@DirtyTesLa Yep. Its annoying as fuck. Not showing V14 to noobs until its fixed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980647433064657243) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T14:48Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@cb_doge @elonmusk This floki CEO troll is incredible. Elon is truly a fucking legend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980657049093697987) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T15:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Tesla just needs to give V14 a tiny dose of Xanax and its good to ship wide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980747137399865523) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T21:24Z 12.2K followers, 1861 engagements


"Grok in the Tesla is incredible for a first release beta. Ive been intentionally using it more while Im running errands to get advice on recipes ask it medical questions etc. the key is speed. Its amazing how fast it responds. Really didnt expect it to work so well. its going to be even better when it lets me build lists and interface better with my Grok account. Youre going to be able to carry out productivity tasks with your voice in the car. And soon youll be able to use your computer/phone also. There is so much to be excited about as a Tesla owner its insane. V14 more Grok integration I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1957933407922487781) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-08-19T22:31Z 12.2K followers, 8.2M engagements


"I LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT @Tesla_AI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1978753870504309114) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-16T09:24Z 12.2K followers, 325.8K engagements


"Anyone who thinks another CEO would have invested in building out manufacturing lines for a driverless car while their software teams sprint to deliver unsupervised FSD simultaneously. Is a moron. Elon has balls unlike almost any leader alive today. You dont get Tesla without him. He is most definitely the reason it survived. Bro was hail marrying his own cash and closing investment deals the day before bankruptcy like a total maniac. Elon will help choose a successor eventually who shares his fire but today he is our guy. To think otherwise is batshit crazy. He is the enabler of max signal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1979859022325915756) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-19T10:35Z 12.2K followers, 261.2K engagements


"*Tap steering wheel* take me to the sushi restaurant. *tap start self driving* Sit there until youre parked in front of the sushi restaurant. Go in get your order come back out. *tap steering wheel* Take me back home *tap start self driving* Sit there until youre parked in your driveway. This is what is weeks away from shipping wide inside of Tesla cars. And it will only improve from this baseline. And youre still bearish. Lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980222800074825894) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T10:41Z 12.2K followers, 3101 engagements


"The part of this that is so insufferable to me is that Tesla has explicitly told these people they will upgrade their HW3 cars if after solving UFSD they cant fit it into their hardware. Tesla still has not shipped unsupervised FSD on any hardware and has stated on recent earnings calls that the focus needs to be on HW4 development to achieve unsupervised faster. So the messaging is clear that HW3 retrofits will be addressed after unsupervised is achieved which it is not currently. Yet these individuals cant accept it and would rather them delay UFSD outcome to work on giving them a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980253433413460334) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-20T12:43Z 12.2K followers, 1701 engagements


"Everything the Tesla sales team has done on the website within the last few months has been amazing. Removing gas savings calculator removing the term long range from all 3/Y trims placement of tiles on homepage including all paint options in performance trim price etc. I also love the FSD tile on the home page and am glad it is close to the top BUT I have a suggestion box item for this tile. Widen the shot here so youre able to see the entire dash and entire steering wheel. The biggest holy F moment for people when they first get in my car is seeing the wheel moving by itself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1980782537040650727) [@mikepat711](/creator/x/mikepat711) 2025-10-21T23:45Z 12.2K followers, 1527 engagements

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Social topic influence tesla #470, investment #3786, signals #227, longterm 1.33%, gopro #633, away from #98, nazi 0.67%, clown 0.67%, instagram 0.67%, bears XXXX%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @teslaai @dirtytesla @amitisinvesting @fsd4seniors @katupilar @_julianorossi @wholemarsblog @elonmusk @farzyness @rodamn @devinolsenn @yuntatsai1 @grok @dukeblueny76961 @vipeezy @tannenxtesla @andyrenfrew @merkle_eric @teslatrip @mike_the_elder

Top assets mentioned Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)

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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"There are a lot of things I disagree with Trump admin on and I think Trump generally conducts himself like a clown but the hes a nazi wannabe autocrat rhetoric is schizophrenic and makes me feel even better about my vote vs the party who claims such insane nonsense unapologetically. Not a huge fan of Trump but he certainly isnt a Nazi and given the way the USA is structured even if he wanted to be an autocrat he cant. Its nonsense. The alternative option we had in 2024 was a much bigger risk to individual liberty in USA. When you ignore drama and look at actual hard data this is obvious. That"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T17:19Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@DevinOlsenn Car suddenly barreling towards me dial up signals Swerve right info gets back to car I have been in a ditch for XX seconds and XXX has already been called"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T17:46Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@amitisinvesting My instagram DMs are constantly full of unread memes. I dont even explain I just dont watch. if they ask me if I saw the meme they sent I say no. If they ask me to watch it on the spot I say no. 🤣🤣"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T18:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Kyle knows. We are so close. Bears so cooked"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-11T14:21Z 12.2K followers, 535.1K engagements

"Literally me in the car by myself without the camera on 😂 This is how Tesla should advertise. Just blast clips like this everywhere"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T20:26Z 12.2K followers, 5785 engagements

"It is absolutely mental that Tesla is tooling Cybercab lines in parallel with Tesla AI getting the self driving software to a point where it can scale rapidly in a way that is undeniably safer than human driving. In a recent interview Palmer Luckey talked about Tesla investors and how Elon and the team have gotten the majority of their investors to align with the long-term vision and have churned out the majority of investors who do not. The end result today is that we have a 1.3T market cap company that is free of bureaucracy and moves like a startup but has the infrastructure and financial"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-09-22T12:56Z 12.2K followers, 204.9K engagements

"Its wild how people like Gary and Ross make it so blatantly obvious that theyve never built anything in their lives. They constantly demonstrate a fascinating lack of ability to understand how technology is built. This string of comments is almost incomprehensibly dumb. It actually just gives me secondhand embarrassment. I cant believe people let them invest their money 🤣"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-04T18:42Z 12.2K followers, 389.2K engagements

"Hearing from people who have seen the standard X and Y in person. Everyone so far has said they are way nicer than they expected. Solid vehicles"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-09T00:10Z 12.2K followers, 33.9K engagements

"My list of TOP Tesla influencers: 1) Sawyer 2) AI Driver 3) Whole Mars 4) Devin Olsen 5) Jeremy Judkins 98) Dirty Tesla 764) Farzad"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T01:05Z 12.2K followers, 100.7K engagements

"Sorry about Farzad Eric. He just showed up one day and though hes a bit slow we love him and let him hang out. We will make him understand the work of art that is Cybercab soon and why putting a steering wheel and pedals in it is like splashing a bucket of Sherwin Williams on the Mona Lisa"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T10:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"FSD V13.2.9 âž¡ V14.1.2 Drive X - showing Tesla-owning colleague X miles to planet fitness and back - standard mode. We both lost our minds messing with destination option. Parking lot behavior is a massive step change improvement. It is as snappy and quick as human drivers. It is so good that you wont want to disengage in parking lots anymore. You will let the car take you from driveway to parked in spot without a second thought. Holy shit its so good. Brake stabbing was way less on this ride. Only very small rumbles at some stop signs. My colleague said hed prefer this build to how slow V13"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T15:17Z 12.2K followers, 18.5K engagements

"Mad Max mode is a work of art. I for sure cannot use it in most places Ive tried it because it goes too fast but man. What a work of art. It will go as fast as it possibly can and be as aggressive as it possibly can without throwing you around the cabin or making you feel unsafe. It feels more sentient than any other profile despite it probably not being a fantastic idea to use in certain places 🤣 It is a TERRIBLE time to be a TSLA put option omg"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T16:03Z 12.2K followers, 6519 engagements

"@HansCNelson Its actually nuts. Gonna go on a high speed X lane freeway later and let it rip face. Will report my findings"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T17:28Z 12.2K followers, 1203 engagements

"STUCK TEST: I found a trailhead pull-off that you arent supposed to pull into. Rails blocking the path from cars and one handicap spot in the corner. I placed the car in the worst possible angle behind a porta potty and let V14 cook. V14 - X Me - X Its actually really funny when it made that final whip around the porta potty and got free I felt the car jolt as if it was so pissed off and ready to get the hell out of there. Like it was mad at me 🤣 Sentient car gonna sentient"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T22:47Z 12.2K followers, 33.3K engagements

"@amitisinvesting This shit is cancer to markets"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T10:47Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"I think Tesla should make one Cybercab with a steering wheel and personally deliver it to @farzyness. And the steering wheel should be a Nintendo controller or whatever the hell he was rambling about a few months ago. And then we should film a documentary of Farzads family life with his wife child and X seater car with a video game controller"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T18:43Z 12.2K followers, 5095 engagements

"I know FSD V14 isnt wide yet most of you dont have it and this is probably not what you want to hear right now BUT. youre gonna shit your pants when you try it"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T20:13Z 12.2K followers, 41.9K engagements

"Me & girlfriend getting in car to go out to dinner: Alright babe so this is FSD V14. Its loaded with new features and performs with insanely low photon/action latency. Youre about to be one of the first in the world to ever try it. Are you ready Just push the button Girlfriend:"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T21:43Z 12.2K followers, 66.5K engagements

"@bryan_johnson Im drinking a 10mg THC seltzer right now and slamming some lemon meringue pie"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T01:49Z 12.2K followers, 2124 engagements

"All of my southeastern PA followers know what I mean when I say that route XXX is an offensively shitty highway that everyone in the area constantly memes for how dumpy it is. In these videos you can see me grab the wheel twice. I do this in response to very minor jolts of awareness FSD shows when we approach road patches or potholes. These are part of the jitters I keep talking about. You cant even really tell outside of me grabbing the wheel because its so subtle. On this road you really just have to accept that youre going to go over some rough road because the entire road sucks. FSD"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T18:41Z 12.2K followers, 10.6K engagements

"@vad3rt3sla GoPro hero XX with a roof suction mount"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T21:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@BarkingToad So annoying. I had one run into my old model Y on the turnpike near VF. So ridiculous. They are the worst"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T23:05Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"Imagine thinking youre standing up to a king and winning in the USA where X branches of government were established with the goal of making it all but impossible for a king to exist in the USA. Literally living in a make believe world to keep yourselves entertained/help you cope with getting smoked in Nov for having an uninspiring bad platform that not enough people voted for. When will the you leave your fairy tale world and come back to reality where in order to win you and your colleagues need to come up with a compelling message"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T02:44Z 12.2K followers, 2653 engagements

"THERE ARE NOT ANY KINGS IN THE USA AND NEVER HAVE BEEN YOU DELUSIONAL PSYCHOS. The majority of Americans voted for Donald Trump. Every single swing state went to Trump. The Democratic Party lost to Donald Trump through the same process that youve won through in the past when you offered the American people a reasonable platform. You lost the American voter. To accuse Trump of being a king and suggesting that we the people rule in some lower capacity than before is complete delusion. HE WON THE POPULAR VOTE. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM AND THAT IS HOW HE BECAME PRESIDENT. REAL PEOPLE."
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T03:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Its surreal coming onto X and reading comments that confidently claim Tesla will never have a self driving car when just hours ago you sat in your car for the below. I still havent had a drive on FSD V14 where the software got any value out of me being in the car. It has gotten through every drive without coming close to needing me so far. Do you see how that makes it hard to take these claims seriously Youre trying to tell me water isnt wet"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T13:21Z 12.2K followers, 8768 engagements

"@01Ananto I always get the best clips when I was too lazy to thread on my GoPro and turn it on 🤣"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T13:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Grumpy_Tesla wont be an issue any longer with new speed profiles"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T14:49Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"V14 is way better on completely unpainted tight back roads. Does a way better job of hugging the right side of the road confidently and doesnt go aggressively slow. Speed profiles are so so good guys. Youre going to love them. Completely gone are the days of feeling tense when FSD was going too slow and cars were close behind you. This was incredibly annoying on V12 and while V13.2 fixed it most of the time it still happened sometimes. Each speed profile has its own speed behavior that it immediately adjusts to when you change it. If Im going XX in a XX where everyone goes XX and traffic"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 7725 engagements

"Owning a Tesla with V14 is legitimately like going through a wormhole. You can get in your car in your driveway single tap the mic button on the wheel say take me to XYZ it instantly populates on the nav you single tap start self driving and then you just sit there until youre in a parking spot at the place you told it to take you. How is this real"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T21:30Z 12.2K followers, 5368 engagements

"@MisterGriffNYC Not sure about no turn on red yet but nag seems similar. If youre worried about speeding just use sloth mode. Pretty much stays at exactly the speed limit at all times"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T22:14Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@_BRCooper When I speak take me to X it doesnt populate the info tile and make me confirm. It automatically plugs it in and starts nav. Not sure about your prompt"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T01:46Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@sreeharivariar @Tesla_AI I think they have tons of work to do through time but I think most of the work exists on the other side of the less safe/safer than human line. I think were crossing that line now and will begin running further and further away from it into the future"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T10:49Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Grumpy_Tesla Likely why it hasnt gone to many people yet"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T14:19Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Still have only disengaged twice. Once in an extremely rare scenario where the car wasnt doing anything wrong but was holding up traffic behind us when I knew there was a quick and easy re-route. Second time was in a parking lot after it backed itself into a handicap spot. Zero other disengagements of the system so far. Nothing even remotely close to a safety concern. No accelerator taps or takeovers to re-stage or avoid embarrassment. Will there still be some disengagements when it goes wider Im sure. But using my region as a datapoint vs prior versions in my region there is a clear and"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T18:02Z 12.2K followers, 1312 engagements

"This is exactly whats going to happen. Everyone with a HW4 Tesla is about to get another major datapoint that makes the below statement even more obvious ☺"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T14:00Z 12.2K followers, 130.5K engagements

"Im invested in Tesla because Teslas CEO is willing to sack pretty quarterly reports in pursuit of massive long-term value grab. Because the CEO makes decisions that are so forward looking and so seemingly insane to present-day people that it scares many of them away from the investment altogether. There is literally not one single industry-changing disruption that was brought about in a state of comfort and self pleasuring. It always has to seem insane before it changes the world because it hasnt ever been done before. It is insane until it is normal. Tesla is building a production line for a"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T12:05Z 12.2K followers, 61.3K engagements

"Tesla FSD V14 will take you from wherever your point A to wherever your point B with one single touch screen tap. Unless you want to change your song your very second input will be the door open button at your destination. No sir your BMW does not do this"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-18T21:10Z 12.2K followers, 23.7K engagements

"FSD V13 couldnt finish the beer run. FSD V14 can finish the beer run"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T19:56Z 12.2K followers, 18.5K engagements

"Its wild to me how many people ask me what happens to FSD when you hit an LTE dead zone. Brother if FSD was running from internet signals we wouldnt be having this convo right now because I would be dead"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T17:14Z 12.2K followers, 20.1K engagements

"Omg XX going wider. You all better report back ASAP. LFGGGG"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T21:55Z 12.2K followers, 11.1K engagements

"@DirtyTesLa Yep. Its unfortunate because even though this is minor it takes a lot away from the experience. The fact that it does this at all leaves you wondering whether its going to do it at every stop. Cant wait until they fix"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T18:18Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@farzyness Ok whats your point Hes being dumb therefore he is a dummy. If he is less dumb he will lose the title"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T20:28Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@FSDv69 Its overreacting to a lot of things. Not in an unsafe way in my experience but in an unnecessary way"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T21:11Z 12.2K followers, XX engagements

"Its 2025. If the car cant do this Im not even coming to the dealership. Those are the facts and they are big"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-06-18T21:14Z 12.2K followers, 3M engagements

"The layout of this on-ramp has changed 3-4 times in the last month or two as construction works to remove old toll furniture. Every time FSD has zero problem navigating through the new routing that isnt map accurate"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-26T11:12Z 12.2K followers, 554.5K engagements

"Things youll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas pump or credit card machine when fueling car. -Enter a hot or cold car -Be slower than other cars on the road -Use two pedals to drive the car Things you dont have to do if you dont want to if you buy a Tesla: -Park the car -Drive on a road trip when youre tired -Drive when youre anxious or having a panic attack -Drive when"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-30T20:19Z 12.2K followers, 14.3M engagements

"Alright enough is enough what in the fresh hell is going on at Giga Texas today Somebody fess up now"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-02T20:09Z 12.2K followers, 20.4K engagements

"Mad max mode on back roads is fucked LOL. MKBHD mode"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T11:46Z 12.2K followers, 3713 engagements

"Ive been thinking about this post all day. Its so real. I fucking hate my LG OLED TV. Literally gotta position the remote perfectly to turn it on and then deal with a bunch of blockers and BS just to break through to whatever youre trying to do. I just wanna watch a show dawg. We broke television"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T19:36Z 12.2K followers, 23.5K engagements

"@vipeezy Ill check it out. Chromecast"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T19:56Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"V14 - XX highway miles in mad max mode. It is very aggressive but simultaneously feels way safer than even standard mode V13 highway. All of my former highway complaints are cured. Hyper-aware of traffic pattern changes now follow distance way better even in mad max. Much more confidence inspiring. Also zero brake stabs on this drive. I got off the highway and had to merge into super dense traffic. The cut in on mad max was incredible. Honestly better at being assertive and safe than almost all human drivers. No way anyone but a pro is competing with the mixture of assertiveness and safety."
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T21:11Z 12.2K followers, 220.9K engagements

"FSD SKEPTICS: It cant see in sunlight. FSD V14: Lmao (This is the best FSD sun glare video ever posted btw. You should watch the whole clip)"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T12:25Z 12.2K followers, 82.9K engagements

"@YunTaTsai1 The risk aversion is wild. Whats really at risk The biggest risk to entrepreneurs in America is being ordinary"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T15:55Z 12.2K followers, 3213 engagements

"Dear @Tesla_AI The button for destination option should show up under the start self driving button after we choose our nav destination. Its annoying that I cant check my destination option on the main screen until the car is moving"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T16:19Z 12.2K followers, 4664 engagements

"Fun FSD V14 fact. You know when youre parked close to a curb in front or to your side Or when the parking spot is next to grass When you start FSD from push button any orange/red hue around the car flashes the message object in path detected whether theres actually a real obstruction there or not. Thats gone now :)"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T17:08Z 12.2K followers, 5855 engagements

"This is a must watch. Worth the length. They hit so many insane scenarios"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T21:54Z 12.2K followers, 12.1K engagements

"@amitisinvesting @farzyness Dude are you serious right now Delete this whole post"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T22:24Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@amitisinvesting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro did you hear about Palantirs AIP I just looked into it I think its a game changer"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T22:30Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Heres a great visual example of the jitters we keep talking about. XX% of these moments occur either at a stop sign like this or at the beginning of executing an unprotected turn. Other than this I have yet to find one single flaw in driving behavior"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T11:52Z 12.2K followers, 25.3K engagements

"They received a tax benefit in Q4 XX which accounts for the outlier number in that quarter. In 2024 they reduced pricing to offset interest rates and move volume during a tough period for the auto industry. More competition in China/Europe. Billions in infrastructure/R&D investment in future AI products and services. Building compute clusters lithium factory semi factory hiring new teams new production lines etc. Hope this helps. You can get all of this from their quarter reports too if you need more info"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T17:06Z 12.2K followers, 2060 engagements

"@merkle_eric Yep"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T17:23Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@DirtyTesLa Yep. Its annoying as fuck. Not showing V14 to noobs until its fixed"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T14:48Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@cb_doge @elonmusk This floki CEO troll is incredible. Elon is truly a fucking legend"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T15:26Z 12.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Tesla just needs to give V14 a tiny dose of Xanax and its good to ship wide"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T21:24Z 12.2K followers, 1861 engagements

"Grok in the Tesla is incredible for a first release beta. Ive been intentionally using it more while Im running errands to get advice on recipes ask it medical questions etc. the key is speed. Its amazing how fast it responds. Really didnt expect it to work so well. its going to be even better when it lets me build lists and interface better with my Grok account. Youre going to be able to carry out productivity tasks with your voice in the car. And soon youll be able to use your computer/phone also. There is so much to be excited about as a Tesla owner its insane. V14 more Grok integration I"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-19T22:31Z 12.2K followers, 8.2M engagements

"I LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT @Tesla_AI"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T09:24Z 12.2K followers, 325.8K engagements

"Anyone who thinks another CEO would have invested in building out manufacturing lines for a driverless car while their software teams sprint to deliver unsupervised FSD simultaneously. Is a moron. Elon has balls unlike almost any leader alive today. You dont get Tesla without him. He is most definitely the reason it survived. Bro was hail marrying his own cash and closing investment deals the day before bankruptcy like a total maniac. Elon will help choose a successor eventually who shares his fire but today he is our guy. To think otherwise is batshit crazy. He is the enabler of max signal"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-19T10:35Z 12.2K followers, 261.2K engagements

"Tap steering wheel take me to the sushi restaurant. tap start self driving Sit there until youre parked in front of the sushi restaurant. Go in get your order come back out. tap steering wheel Take me back home tap start self driving Sit there until youre parked in your driveway. This is what is weeks away from shipping wide inside of Tesla cars. And it will only improve from this baseline. And youre still bearish. Lol"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T10:41Z 12.2K followers, 3101 engagements

"The part of this that is so insufferable to me is that Tesla has explicitly told these people they will upgrade their HW3 cars if after solving UFSD they cant fit it into their hardware. Tesla still has not shipped unsupervised FSD on any hardware and has stated on recent earnings calls that the focus needs to be on HW4 development to achieve unsupervised faster. So the messaging is clear that HW3 retrofits will be addressed after unsupervised is achieved which it is not currently. Yet these individuals cant accept it and would rather them delay UFSD outcome to work on giving them a"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-20T12:43Z 12.2K followers, 1701 engagements

"Everything the Tesla sales team has done on the website within the last few months has been amazing. Removing gas savings calculator removing the term long range from all 3/Y trims placement of tiles on homepage including all paint options in performance trim price etc. I also love the FSD tile on the home page and am glad it is close to the top BUT I have a suggestion box item for this tile. Widen the shot here so youre able to see the entire dash and entire steering wheel. The biggest holy F moment for people when they first get in my car is seeing the wheel moving by itself"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-21T23:45Z 12.2K followers, 1527 engagements

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