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[@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/twitter/CCPISASSH0E)
"Wait for it 🤦♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973507774157037912) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-01T21:58Z 125.2K followers, 553.9K engagements


"I literally LOLed 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1959474227595108566) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-08-24T04:33Z 125.2K followers, 1.2M engagements


"The accuracy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972738432611885377) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-29T19:01Z 125.2K followers, 407K engagements


"I challenge you to watch this and not smile ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975589503608738025) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-07T15:50Z 125.2K followers, 1.4M engagements


"This is so problematic 🙌🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977140222073725148) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T22:32Z 125.2K followers, 442.8K engagements


"I will always say Im a Xennial. Not quite Gen X not quite Millennial. We had an analog childhood and a digital young adulthood. I truly believe our micro generation is the most unique in history♥🥹 1982 babies ftw 😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979429051191431590) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T06:07Z 125.2K followers, 49K engagements


"The crazy eyes rule applies to animals as well as humans 😰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973049559098995042) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-30T15:37Z 125.2K followers, 3751 engagements


"My parents are visiting from Arizona rn. My mom made the mistake of telling my kids shes XX. 🤦♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979410263079112793) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T04:52Z 125.2K followers, 9802 engagements


"Posty can do everything 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979412424789823695) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T05:01Z 125.2K followers, 3574 engagements


"Also can we just stop for a moment and take in the fact that this man literally said it would not be enough if Trump literally brought peace to the MIDDLE EAST Thats literally the final boss of peace negotiations. Those people have been killing each other for literal centuries with no end in sight. If he actually did that they should discontinue the Pesce Prize because there would be nothing else to prove ffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979413623165395311) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T05:05Z 125.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Imagine being sane and still living in New York"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979555436480356807) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T14:29Z 125.2K followers, 7274 engagements


"Guys. I recently introduced my 11yo son to a classic year 2000 pop culture moment. He is now obsessed with it and has decided to dress as the main character for Halloween. I cannot even express to you in words how hilarious this is going to be. Stay tuned 😈💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976840500465598759) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T02:41Z 125.1K followers, 6717 engagements


"Amen @charliekirk11"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1966031567840567436) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-11T06:50Z 125.2K followers, 3.3M engagements


"TIL from this blind ladys video that we cant actually look someone in the eyes. I am SHOOK. 🤯"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972373075946582083) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-28T18:49Z 125.2K followers, 472.2K engagements


"Brb gonna do this in front of my kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972385117571064152) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-28T19:37Z 125.2K followers, 3.1M engagements


"My insomnia is so bad Im actually going to try this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975655925839970757) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-07T20:14Z 125.2K followers, 189K engagements


"Im sorry WUT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976816384274551174) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T01:05Z 125.2K followers, 497.3K engagements


"Say it louder for the people in the back 🔥👏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977034071512379770) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T15:30Z 125.2K followers, 566.3K engagements


"Buthes not walking alone. 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977082309741314298) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T18:42Z 125.2K followers, 1.3M engagements


"THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME GLAD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977088149659476283) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T19:05Z 125.2K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Waitthats a goldfish Every goldfish Ive ever owned lived for approximately XX days. I had no clue they can get that big 🤯"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977122874453639408) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:23Z 125.2K followers, 1.7M engagements


"Well obviously I need a porcupine now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977124653102703083) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:30Z 125.2K followers, 318.1K engagements


"Brb shaving my head 😱"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977126673024717091) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:38Z 125.2K followers, 3.1M engagements


"How bout them Cowboys 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977424823270715464) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-12T17:23Z 125.2K followers, 26.6K engagements


"I was once so normaland then I met you people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977466696479695324) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-12T20:09Z 125.2K followers, 4.9M engagements


"Its my best fren 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977565382350422327) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T02:41Z 125.2K followers, 121.2K engagements


"There is so much to unpack here 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977576314124349634) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T03:25Z 125.2K followers, 178.4K engagements


"Florida Man strikes again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977733872101056801) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T13:51Z 125.2K followers, 246.4K engagements


"I would buy a second generator and run both simultaneously just for fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977927108451025395) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T02:39Z 125.2K followers, 174.9K engagements


"I hate this so much 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978362074943115656) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-15T07:27Z 125.2K followers, 136.8K engagements


"Accurate 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979240791999406224) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-17T17:39Z 125.2K followers, 19.7K engagements


"Chrissy Teigens husband over here spouting nonsense in a robe that probably cost more than most peoples rent 😂🖕🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979406831622451672) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T04:38Z 125.2K followers, 4290 engagements


"Men.be that guy 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979429918065803732) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T06:10Z 125.2K followers, 3706 engagements


"Just saw a @CollegeGameDay sign that said Lane Kiffin Poops Standing Up and that is not a visual I wanted while eating breakfast this morning 😩🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979568079521931613) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T15:19Z 125.2K followers, 2805 engagements


"DID TEXAS TECHS COACH JUST PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT IT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979683690235281568) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T22:59Z 125.2K followers, 11.2K engagements


"Man I love this team. Tempe is gonna be LIT tonight #ForksUp @ASUFootball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979697654147011033) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T23:54Z 125.2K followers, 1744 engagements


"Raise your hand if you just ran screaming through your house and high fived each of your kids and now youre literally shaking with excitement and are on the verge of tears #ForksUp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979698787447947734) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-18T23:59Z 125.2K followers, 3598 engagements


"#FORKSUP BABY 🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979701083141460456) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-19T00:08Z 125.2K followers, 2632 engagements


"Im not clearing my ESPN app score widget. I enjoy looking at it more than this old pic of my kids at the moment 😂🥹🙌 #ForksUp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979703818825904618) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-19T00:19Z 125.2K followers, 3465 engagements


"@ClownWorld_ Show us your mommy milkers Nance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979763270258229614) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-19T04:15Z 125.2K followers, 1419 engagements


"Jew hatred is so pervasive that actual genocide goes unreported because theyre not involved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979782853895569438) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-19T05:33Z 125.2K followers, 5314 engagements


"Heres a shocker@RealCandaceO is full of 💩 Thank you for educating us @LaurentheMort ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979788316469010782) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-19T05:54Z 125.2K followers, 4296 engagements


"Tell me a story about the time you were the pettiest youve ever been. Ill go first In college there wasnt much parking by the gym so students would regularly park in the staff parking spaces. It was never a problem. One day I couldnt find a spot so I parked in a staff space like everyone did. I got a ticket for $XX. I was a broke college kid so I got a manila envelope and walked around my dorm telling my story and asking for donations. The only caveat: I would only accept change. The smaller the better. People were really enthusiastic because they hated campus security so I hit $XX within an"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1761219606474027113) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2024-02-24T02:40Z 125.2K followers, 190.9K engagements


"If you want to make pancakes but youre the type who likes to work smarter not harder heres the recipe I use Preheat oven to XXX In a mixing bowl add X cups of pancake/waffle mix (I use Kodiak for the added protein) X cups of milk and X eggs. Wisk until smooth. Use some nonstick spray on a baking sheet and pour your mixture on top Add whatever toppings you like (I did half blueberries and half peanut butter chips) Bake for approximately XX minutes They may not be beautifully round but theyre all hot at the same time and you can cut them into whatever size square or rectangle youd like. The"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972362767630737556) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-28T18:08Z 125.1K followers, 16.1K engagements


"No notes 👏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973838034077388944) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-02T19:50Z 125.2K followers, 2567 engagements


"TIL some people dont wash their jeans every time they wear them. I get it if youre only wearing them for a couple of hours but people are wearing them all day and not washing them Thats a thing 🤢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975745689259823192) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T02:10Z 125.1K followers, 25.3K engagements


"From what I can tell Hasan owns a Chow Chow. Keep treating her like sh*t buddy. Im sure itll work out well for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975951886160474525) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T15:50Z 125.2K followers, 4993 engagements


"Im pretty sure I have maniacal villain tendencies based on my reaction to the ants in my kitchen currently excitedly devouring the ant bait poison I set out and sharing it with all of their friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976070564310909136) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T23:41Z 125.1K followers, 4597 engagements


"I wasnt this enthusiastic when I had my first child"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977111032171540604) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T20:36Z 125.2K followers, 75.7K engagements


"Remember during the draft when I kept saying he should be a first round pick Pepperidge Farm remembers 🤨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977118459248194011) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:05Z 125.2K followers, 3359 engagements


"Will literally never be me. #TeamLand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977742437880594925) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T14:25Z 125.2K followers, 21.3K engagements


"The dress is white and gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977938578400272499) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T03:24Z 125.2K followers, 181.3K engagements


"For my younger viewers a letter is a piece of paper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978098605727555631) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T14:00Z 125.2K followers, 4872 engagements


"I cant even cook chicken properly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978197945154507065) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T20:35Z 125.1K followers, 6966 engagements


"This is just smart end of life planning imho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978236792277987482) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T23:09Z 125.2K followers, 9084 engagements


"Oh my god. The White House is posting Parks and Rec videos. As my teenage daughter would say: Screaming. Crying. Throwing Up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978366677176705230) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-15T07:45Z 125.2K followers, 6949 engagements


"Just tell us you dont have a group of really close friends Matt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978526402488975396) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-15T18:20Z 125.2K followers, 8614 engagements


"Could this have ramifications for people hes arrested or ticketed If hes serving as a police officer illegally it seems to me it would only be fair to let those people off the hook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978922182764904892) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-16T20:33Z 125.2K followers, 9480 engagements


"Im totally happy for this woman and not at all jealous 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1968400153217482882) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-17T19:42Z 125.1K followers, 96.8K engagements


"My Instagram algorithm has decided I want to see nonstop videos of cholos jamming out to pop music. NGL I dont hate it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1971968650404835412) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-27T16:02Z 125.2K followers, 213.5K engagements


"Its getting embarrassing 🤦♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975571927939912133) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-07T14:40Z 125.2K followers, 256K engagements


"Brb making a bird god"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979948379363782708) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-19T16:30Z 125.2K followers, 2462 engagements


"This was more entertaining than anything Ive recently seen on network television"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960671160162456044) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-08-27T11:50Z 125.2K followers, 408.3K engagements


"Im sorry but we should all be terrified of mentally ill 20-something white male incels. They are a menace to society. This is why I feel like prostitution should be legal. If these dudes were getting laid wed have a lot less problems imho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975969228693045647) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T16:59Z 125.2K followers, 2.6M engagements


"Remember when I said @camskattebo5 should be a first round pick and he ended up in the 4th A lot of you laughed at me. So just to be clear @tyson_jordyn should be a first round pick in 2026. Ignore me if you want but it will be at your expense 😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979979198153335235) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-19T18:33Z 125.2K followers, 2562 engagements