#  @CCPISASSH0E CCP IS ASSHOE CCP IS ASSHOE posts on X about if you, glad, super bowl, watch the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] -48% - [--] Month [----------] -22% - [--] Months [-----------] +271% - [--] Year [-----------] +171% ### Mentions: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/posts_active)  - [--] Week [---] -5.50% - [--] Month [---] +60% - [--] Months [-----] +181% - [--] Year [-----] +57% ### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/followers)  - [--] Week [-------] +1.30% - [--] Month [-------] +8.30% - [--] Months [-------] +48% - [--] Year [-------] +71% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 2.05% [countries](/list/countries) 2.05% [stocks](/list/stocks) 1.64% [finance](/list/finance) 1.23% [ncaa basketball](/list/ncaa-basketball) 0.41% [ncaa football](/list/ncaa-football) 0.41% [musicians](/list/musicians) 0.41% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 0.41% **Social topic influence** [if you](/topic/if-you) 1.64%, [glad](/topic/glad) #70, [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) 1.23%, [watch](/topic/watch) 1.23%, [met](/topic/met) #1468, [up to](/topic/up-to) 0.82%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 0.82%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 0.82%, [costco](/topic/costco) 0.82%, [made me](/topic/made-me) #69 **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@thebrandonbaron](/creator/undefined) [@george4537](/creator/undefined) [@jpc83x](/creator/undefined) [@wiedenhuffer](/creator/undefined) [@lw_mcfc](/creator/undefined) [@danielleblaiq](/creator/undefined) [@vyasareloaded](/creator/undefined) [@seamasterdxb](/creator/undefined) [@eponine1973](/creator/undefined) [@barrwilf](/creator/undefined) [@genzalternative](/creator/undefined) [@ashleymarie1114](/creator/undefined) [@amer1can_barbie](/creator/undefined) [@douglasnel56805](/creator/undefined) [@niitelys](/creator/undefined) [@the_0ddball](/creator/undefined) [@aretwo](/creator/undefined) [@chris_p_adams](/creator/undefined) [@b_kafkasaurus](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Dont mind me just cutting onions over here πβ₯" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019887670831280192) 2026-02-06T21:35Z 156.3K followers, 154.2K engagements "I dont go to church either but even I know she didnt really listen to the rest of the message" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020229925261709428) 2026-02-07T20:15Z 156.3K followers, 20.5K engagements "I didnt hear a word he said because I cant get over his outfit π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020530515153961098) 2026-02-08T16:09Z 156.3K followers, 115.7K engagements "Thats embarrassing dude π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020564901316513800) 2026-02-08T18:26Z 156.3K followers, 71.5K engagements "Right to jail. Right away" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021269030422638893) 2026-02-10T17:04Z 156.3K followers, 37.6K engagements "Pretty sure this happens every day in San Francisco" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022029473005125947) 2026-02-12T19:26Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements "This is important information π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022034294684754370) 2026-02-12T19:45Z 156.3K followers, 774.2K engagements "Roses are red Grandma has gout 10K free condoms gone in just [--] days at [----] Winter Olympics: Supplies ran out https://t.co/b93VaKA4fl https://t.co/IAOWzThxwo 10K free condoms gone in just [--] days at [----] Winter Olympics: Supplies ran out https://t.co/b93VaKA4fl https://t.co/IAOWzThxwo" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022494363633271061) 2026-02-14T02:13Z 156.3K followers, 10.4K engagements "I was once so normaland then I met you people" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977466696479695324) 2025-10-12T20:09Z 156.2K followers, 5M engagements "This is such an interesting perspective and Im honestly considering adopting it" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016239348455264761) 2026-01-27T19:58Z 156.3K followers, 317.1K engagements "I love this country so much π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017660187868385652) 2026-01-31T18:04Z 156.2K followers, 3M engagements "It worked π₯Ή" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019509153991901522) 2026-02-05T20:31Z 156.3K followers, 360.2K engagements "Im [--] at the momentso [--] π€―" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019927865672737278) 2026-02-07T00:15Z 156.3K followers, 1.3M engagements "I have seen TONS of videos from black people talking about white people doing the grin while walking past them. I am here to tell you I do that grin when Im walking past literally every stranger I come across. Black. White. Asian. Literally everyone is getting it" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020581693745148188) 2026-02-08T19:33Z 156.2K followers, 948.4K engagements "Ngl the more I look at it the more I actually like it ππ€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021668157845365160) 2026-02-11T19:30Z 156.2K followers, 43.5K engagements "@nypost Someone please search the Epstein files for Frida and the CEOs name" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022491811491491928) 2026-02-14T02:03Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "Im speechless" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022679290001674630) 2026-02-14T14:28Z 156.3K followers, 21.3K engagements "If Im guaranteed safety Sleeping. If not Shower" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021237781704376561) 2026-02-10T15:00Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements "I hate catsbut Im not a monster π₯Ήπ₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022748232078508084) 2026-02-14T19:02Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements "Anyone else think China did all of this on purpose" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1346152754155311104) 2021-01-04T17:53Z 156.1K followers, 31.9K engagements "Lauren Boebert should show up to Congress in a string bikini and see how far we can take this new lax dress code" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1703980848914014503) 2023-09-19T03:54Z 155.9K followers, 1.1M engagements "This gave me an ab workout ππππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1816165927928426607) 2024-07-24T17:37Z 156.1K followers, 2.3M engagements "If Netflix doesnt fix this buffering issue this will go down as one of the biggest fails in all of tv/streaming history π€¦β #PaulTyson" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1857598667462488488) 2024-11-16T01:36Z 156.1K followers, 1.5M engagements "How am I just now seeing this π₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1877174402690720246) 2025-01-09T02:03Z 156.1K followers, 682.6K engagements "Finally someone at Bud Light understood the assignment πππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1885384158920265778) 2025-01-31T17:46Z 156.1K followers, 1.8M engagements "Absolutely fascinating" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1896603347035291906) 2025-03-03T16:47Z 156.1K followers, 1.6M engagements "I think Ive posted this at least [--] times and I will never apologize π₯Ή" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1956221600635998418) 2025-08-15T05:09Z 156.1K followers, 417.6K engagements "My best friend in high school used to say Ive got reflexes like a mongoose all the time when we were playing sports together π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1956495621629604333) 2025-08-15T23:18Z 156.1K followers, 2.1M engagements "Ok guys this video has me wonderingwhat is your Mt Rushmore of women who made me realize I wasnt gay This will be fun ππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1957950970446717332) 2025-08-19T23:41Z 156.1K followers, 4.8M engagements "Omg I love her ππ€£β€" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1959113156111835251) 2025-08-23T04:39Z 156.1K followers, 661.2K engagements "I love her so much ππ₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1959115246473273641) 2025-08-23T04:47Z 156.1K followers, 169K engagements "I could watch these compilations for literal hours ππ€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1959471976789270955) 2025-08-24T04:24Z 156.1K followers, 279.5K engagements "I literally LOLed π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1959474227595108566) 2025-08-24T04:33Z 156.1K followers, 1.2M engagements "Wait for it" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960706492010508379) 2025-08-27T14:10Z 156.1K followers, 1.4M engagements "Its a fair point π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960754386138808581) 2025-08-27T17:20Z 156.1K followers, 466.9K engagements "I dont know how you teachers do it π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960865695719161956) 2025-08-28T00:43Z 156.1K followers, 446.3K engagements "I love you @PostMalone π₯Ή" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960867580907868216) 2025-08-28T00:50Z 156.1K followers, 384.8K engagements "You dont want to die out of season π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1963955872473719217) 2025-09-05T13:22Z 156.1K followers, 2.2M engagements "Im totally happy for this woman and not at all jealous π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1968400153217482882) 2025-09-17T19:42Z 156.1K followers, 98.5K engagements "Katt Williams pops out like Whose GD white baby is that π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1971676473783439733) 2025-09-26T20:41Z 156.1K followers, 144.4K engagements "Brb gonna do this in front of my kids" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972385117571064152) 2025-09-28T19:37Z 156.1K followers, 3.1M engagements "This will never get old because my kids have arguments of similar importance literally every single day π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972745232073527746) 2025-09-29T19:28Z 156.1K followers, 649.5K engagements "Um Tennessee why have you been hiding this from us π²π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973102368200827139) 2025-09-30T19:07Z 156.1K followers, 555.6K engagements "Wait for it π€¦β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973507774157037912) 2025-10-01T21:58Z 156.1K followers, 556.9K engagements "Brb shaving my head π±" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977126673024717091) 2025-10-11T21:38Z 156.1K followers, 3.1M engagements "I will die on this hill ππππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1980660863288897803) 2025-10-21T15:42Z 156.1K followers, 486K engagements "Man I miss the 90s π₯Ή" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1981891601141027321) 2025-10-25T01:12Z 156.1K followers, 357.3K engagements "She really tried to be nice" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1990517916555477251) 2025-11-17T20:30Z 154.7K followers, 259.6K engagements "A nurse friend of mine posted this video featuring @MdBreathe. I used to get flu shots for myself and my kids every year. Then Covid hit and doctors became completely untrustworthy. My family didnt get the covid shots and I decided to stop getting the flu shots as well. I have zero regrets. Im not a crackpot. Im a regular mom. I dont think the medical community truly understands the damage they did to their reputations during the pandemic" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1992250361306808757) 2025-11-22T15:14Z 156K followers, 193.2K engagements "Thoughts π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2008324613051179093) 2026-01-05T23:47Z 154.8K followers, 380.5K engagements "This man should teach astronomy π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2012364405925654969) 2026-01-17T03:20Z 156.1K followers, 361.7K engagements "Im speechless yet I simultaneously have so much to say" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2013645274489446848) 2026-01-20T16:10Z 156.3K followers, 423.8K engagements "This could be a Jergens commercial" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016157287912538165) 2026-01-27T14:32Z 155.9K followers, 37.6K engagements "This is so important" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016219694273872259) 2026-01-27T18:40Z 154.4K followers, 124.1K engagements "My algorithm ladies and gentlemen πβ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016258697505259791) 2026-01-27T21:15Z 154.8K followers, 183.2K engagements "Perfection π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016883547169050751) 2026-01-29T14:38Z 154.7K followers, 83.6K engagements "TIL Slick Willie might have a son whos a Crip in Little Rock π€" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016889127740867011) 2026-01-29T15:00Z 154.3K followers, [----] engagements "I actually hope more of these psychos post videos. We need to know who they are so we can get them away from vulnerable patients" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016927132753010784) 2026-01-29T17:31Z 154.7K followers, 145.6K engagements "An honest mistake" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016949018840932613) 2026-01-29T18:58Z 154.7K followers, 553.4K engagements "My insomnia is so bad Ill try anything at this point" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016973180968063015) 2026-01-29T20:34Z 154.7K followers, 81.4K engagements "This broke my brain π€―" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017340881909506557) 2026-01-30T20:55Z 154.4K followers, 82.7K engagements "I will never be as successful as Catherine OHara. But I 100% agree with her about what role I want to be remembered for. Mom. π₯Ήβ₯π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017470079957393535) 2026-01-31T05:28Z 154.4K followers, 13.7K engagements "He had me at slightly retarded π₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017480055409054130) 2026-01-31T06:08Z 154.7K followers, 82.5K engagements "USA WHOOO π€" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017627488273240243) 2026-01-31T15:54Z 154.8K followers, 67.1K engagements "Apparently you boys LOVE a good vacuum" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017640801300308031) 2026-01-31T16:47Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "END THE FED" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017665255933898951) 2026-01-31T18:24Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "This made me viscerally angry π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017720610428731636) 2026-01-31T22:04Z 155.7K followers, 28.2K engagements "Today I sent my 12yo daughter into the store with my credit card to grab something really quick. She asked how to use it and I told her you can either tap it or stick it in. She immediately replied thats what she said and now Im simultaneously proud and horrified" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017748158114132096) 2026-01-31T23:53Z 154.8K followers, 330.6K engagements "I missed the prelims due to kids basketball games. Anything cool happen #UFC325" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017812078992531739) 2026-02-01T04:07Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "The accuracy" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017972723327140082) 2026-02-01T14:46Z 155.4K followers, 20.4K engagements "My kids known literally all of these songs and its probably my greatest accomplishment as a parent" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017988149725589801) 2026-02-01T15:47Z 154.4K followers, 45.4K engagements "Ok I need an interview with the woman from Alabama who married a Brit because wtf" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2018037169114300808) 2026-02-01T19:02Z 154.8K followers, 90.2K engagements "This is why the internet exists" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2018055785624838175) 2026-02-01T20:16Z 154.4K followers, 108.3K engagements "I am not normal π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2018081716431151268) 2026-02-01T21:59Z 155.5K followers, 57.6K engagements "Who do yall think it is I kinda dont want to know because Im sure Im a fan π©" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2018810845476872336) 2026-02-03T22:16Z 156.1K followers, 339.6K engagements "I will never sing it any other way from now on" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019079579026026583) 2026-02-04T16:04Z 154.8K followers, 59.6K engagements "Wtf were they thinking Im not even involved and Im nervous" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019086244102234362) 2026-02-04T16:30Z 154.6K followers, [----] engagements "I keep mine at 69" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019095137494659318) 2026-02-04T17:06Z 154.3K followers, [----] engagements "I was a serial salad spritzer π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019110717987709198) 2026-02-04T18:08Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "A child with some taste. You love to see it" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019124347265224950) 2026-02-04T19:02Z 154.8K followers, 57.9K engagements "Lashings of gravy sounds like a euphemism π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019162070847979843) 2026-02-04T21:32Z 154.8K followers, 19.3K engagements "This is my normal face πππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019177712380739742) 2026-02-04T22:34Z 154.7K followers, 23.2K engagements "Im honestly shocked my oldest hasnt sent this to me yet" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019418793433276888) 2026-02-05T14:32Z 154.8K followers, 43.8K engagements "The accuracy π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019432601656684870) 2026-02-05T15:27Z 155.4K followers, [----] engagements "These poor kids π©π€¦β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019472378531557572) 2026-02-05T18:05Z 154.4K followers, [----] engagements "The keys are just perfection π€" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019494577036488929) 2026-02-05T19:33Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "I have been pregnant [--] times and I will literally never understand how women can be full term and not know they are pregnant. It makes absolutely zero sense. And TWINS Was this woman in a coma for [--] months" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019508711799288295) 2026-02-05T20:29Z 155.9K followers, 97.1K engagements "@Eponine1973 Ok but how do they not feel the movement Like at all" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019511454882472348) 2026-02-05T20:40Z 154.7K followers, [----] engagements "I have one of these. So do each of my three daughters. Men please reply with your guesses π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019512897261695240) 2026-02-05T20:46Z 154.8K followers, 56.5K engagements "This is like when Im talking to a stranger and they ask me a question and I didnt hear it but Im too afraid to say I wasnt paying attention so I just nod and say yeah π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019519683200757847) 2026-02-05T21:13Z 154.8K followers, 58K engagements "What in the Chris Elliott Scary Movie [--] I made them by hand is going on rn" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019520696637141085) 2026-02-05T21:17Z 154.7K followers, [----] engagements "Oh no baby what is you doin π©π€¦β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019524749802762270) 2026-02-05T21:33Z 156K followers, [----] engagements "Not the dolls π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019547112673804454) 2026-02-05T23:02Z 156.1K followers, 63K engagements "PSA: If you see a mannequin while jogging/hiking/hunting it is a body. Its always a body. No one has ever come across a random mannequin while doing these things" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019613405309456709) 2026-02-06T03:25Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "The craziest part of this video is finding out regular frisbees now cost $10 π€―" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019780722383270247) 2026-02-06T14:30Z 156.1K followers, 16K engagements "Dad had the right idea π°" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019784514717827143) 2026-02-06T14:45Z 155.9K followers, 18.8K engagements "Imagine telling BO JACKSON he wont play for two years π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ #WarEagle" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019835304098537698) 2026-02-06T18:07Z 155.1K followers, [----] engagements "MILLENNIALS REPRESENT β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019841211083763935) 2026-02-06T18:30Z 156.1K followers, 27.8K engagements "Do. No. Harm" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019844878876692668) 2026-02-06T18:45Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "If I catch you hurting my child I will end your life. If you happen to end up in the court system I will also end your life" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019850351826911503) 2026-02-06T19:07Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "ThereπWasπNoπPartyπSwitchπ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019852469153484915) 2026-02-06T19:15Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "Communism ftw" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019894048173990071) 2026-02-06T22:00Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "Im calling CPS" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019897707280605666) 2026-02-06T22:15Z 156.1K followers, 15.8K engagements "I lived in a high rise in Victory Park (Dallas) for a year and I can attest that watching this sh*t was my absolute favorite part of the experience ππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019905332487532699) 2026-02-06T22:45Z 154.8K followers, 12.1K engagements "My kids love this song π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019909128122990633) 2026-02-06T23:00Z 155.9K followers, 42.8K engagements "This is the America I love π₯Ήβ₯" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019916040252060125) 2026-02-06T23:28Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "HELL YEAH π€" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019924385415500275) 2026-02-07T00:01Z 156.1K followers, 12.4K engagements "The Steven Spielberg of Dayton ππ€£π°" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019933522807402859) 2026-02-07T00:37Z 156.1K followers, 19.4K engagements "Oh bless her heart π«’" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020184581404557722) 2026-02-07T17:15Z 154.9K followers, 18.2K engagements "I am not ashamed to admit that I have pumped the brakes on more than one occasion when my children have refused to buckle up. Never more than once per kid thats for sure" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020245966117351480) 2026-02-07T21:19Z 156.1K followers, 39.6K engagements "This is how we should protect our babies π₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020263587692822698) 2026-02-07T22:29Z 154.9K followers, [----] engagements "Someone in the comments said They were starving Kalista" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020346755137798245) 2026-02-08T03:59Z 155.4K followers, 233.9K engagements "UmI think these people need an exorcism" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020354306436690388) 2026-02-08T04:29Z 155.4K followers, 15.7K engagements "This is the first Super Bowl in my life that I will specifically be avoiding. My plan is to go to Costco. I expect a very smooth experience. π₯°π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020394896297979938) 2026-02-08T07:10Z 154.8K followers, 16.7K engagements "@BarrWilf Trust me it wont be packed. I did a Super Bowl Costco trip a few years ago and it was a ghost town" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020511139256254583) 2026-02-08T14:52Z 154.8K followers, [---] engagements "Lol poor guy" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020522783378125234) 2026-02-08T15:39Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements "Top three Super Bowl national anthems of all time: [--]. Whitney [--]. Chris Stapleton [--]. Faith Hill Thoughts" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020537044796113224) 2026-02-08T16:35Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "@ClownWorld Personally I prefer tilted countertops" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020572323711959296) 2026-02-08T18:55Z 155.3K followers, 30.8K engagements "Not a Diddy party ππ€¦β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020577641955479709) 2026-02-08T19:17Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "Who run the world GIRLS. π€―πβ₯π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2020620681696977403) 2026-02-08T22:08Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "TIL Vampires are real" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021271752785965208) 2026-02-10T17:15Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "My favorite comment said Its dads like this who always end up going insane and murdering their entire family during a cocaine fueled rage. π€£π€£π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021275538241855844) 2026-02-10T17:30Z 156.1K followers, 28.6K engagements "@disclosetv Canada doing Canada things as usual" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021704729487646779) 2026-02-11T21:55Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements "This makes me want to go back to school πππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019882641143599221) 2026-02-06T21:15Z 156.3K followers, 54K engagements "I had no idea what was happening here but Im glad I stuck around to find out" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021963085867528667) 2026-02-12T15:02Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements "This almost makes me want to run" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021999523166314725) 2026-02-12T17:27Z 156.3K followers, 143.9K engagements "This is just one of many examples of the cost of our freedom. Always remember what it costs π₯Ήπ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022721064455790904) 2026-02-14T17:14Z 156.3K followers, 10.7K engagements "Only 28% of countries drive on the left side of the road. Of those countries 87% are associated with the British Empireeither as former colonies/protectorates territories directly influenced by British colonial traffic rules or the United Kingdom itself (plus close cases like Ireland Malta and Cyprus which were under British rule). Basically if you drive on the left side and dont live in Britain youre Britains B*TCH π€£ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022760533745676785 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022760533745676785" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022760533745676785) 2026-02-14T19:51Z 156.3K followers, 10.8K engagements "All I can think about is how jealous I am of this mans lashes" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022766833787441435) 2026-02-14T20:16Z 156.3K followers, 13.8K engagements "Brb driving to Austin IMMEDIATELY" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1873862626163515848) 2024-12-30T22:43Z 156.3K followers, 3.5M engagements "This was more entertaining than anything Ive recently seen on network television" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960671160162456044) 2025-08-27T11:50Z 156.3K followers, 417K engagements "I cant breathe ππππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960870392089993431) 2025-08-28T01:01Z 156.3K followers, 684.5K engagements "Its getting embarrassing π€¦β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975571927939912133) 2025-10-07T14:40Z 156.3K followers, 262.3K engagements "I challenge you to watch this and not smile βΊ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975589503608738025) 2025-10-07T15:50Z 156.3K followers, 1.5M engagements "Waitthats a goldfish Every goldfish Ive ever owned lived for approximately [--] days. I had no clue they can get that big π€―" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977122874453639408) 2025-10-11T21:23Z 156.3K followers, 1.7M engagements "I just found this video I took [--] years ago. I will be a Conan fan until I die ππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016170063271715006) 2026-01-27T15:22Z 156.2K followers, 13.6K engagements "If youre going to make up a story about a celebrity at least make it believable" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021959022790725935) 2026-02-12T14:46Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "Reminds me of Americas Funniest Home Videos in the 90s. Crotch shots galore" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021637145501319337) 2026-02-11T17:27Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "Get out. π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021665078634766572) 2026-02-11T19:18Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "I find these things a combination of adorable and unsettling π " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021672403944771639) 2026-02-11T19:47Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "The guy from Dawsons Creek just made me tear up" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1898591177974104290) 2025-03-09T04:26Z 156.2K followers, 1.8M engagements "Ok this is making me want to bank with Wells Fargo" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1959107520749867469) 2025-08-23T04:16Z 156.2K followers, 522K engagements "Im sorry but we should all be terrified of mentally ill 20-something white male incels. They are a menace to society. This is why I feel like prostitution should be legal. If these dudes were getting laid wed have a lot less problems imho" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975969228693045647) 2025-10-08T16:59Z 156.2K followers, 2.6M engagements "So apparently the Amish are wizards" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2001002966342389904) 2025-12-16T18:54Z 156.2K followers, 320.2K engagements "Yeah I think I might be here illegally from Turks and Caicos" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017263066124054912) 2026-01-30T15:46Z 156.2K followers, 208.4K engagements "I found this song on Spotify and I am obsessed Drugs by Hero The Band β₯" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2018069927203078282) 2026-02-01T21:12Z 156.2K followers, 103.8K engagements "They gon think we lesbens π€£ I would watch their reality show ngl" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019155113105842407) 2026-02-04T21:04Z 156.2K followers, 100.3K engagements "Serving warm beer shouldve been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019818594092061015) 2026-02-06T17:00Z 156.2K followers, 36.9K engagements "Traumatized ππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021223386043564234) 2026-02-10T14:03Z 156.2K followers, 19K engagements "What in the Foghorn Leghorn did I just watch" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021711645165187112) 2026-02-11T22:23Z 156.2K followers, 17.6K engagements "This was quite the adventure πππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021717982934626336) 2026-02-11T22:48Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "15yo son: Im so glad Im not Mexican. Me: Wtf Him: No not like that. Its just that all my Mexican friends have like [---] relatives and I swear they come to school every week talking about something terrible that happened to one of them. An uncle got hit by a car. A cousin has cancer. It never ends. Way too stressful for me. Me: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022483145841402366 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022483145841402366" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022483145841402366) 2026-02-14T01:28Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "Ngl I dont hate it" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1863792681752649884) 2024-12-03T03:49Z 156.2K followers, 4.5M engagements "Amen @charliekirk11" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1966031567840567436) 2025-09-11T06:50Z 156.2K followers, 3.3M engagements "Team shirt no pants β" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1968394777310695763) 2025-09-17T19:21Z 156.2K followers, 1.5M engagements "The accuracy" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972738432611885377) 2025-09-29T19:01Z 156.2K followers, 438.3K engagements "Say it louder for the people in the back π₯π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977034071512379770) 2025-10-11T15:30Z 156.2K followers, 585K engagements "Im sorry but I cannot stop laughing at this wtf" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1981103145276305426) 2025-10-22T20:59Z 156.2K followers, 778.6K engagements "This may be my favorite child on the internet. Healthayyyyy π€£β₯" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1981727860306915641) 2025-10-24T14:21Z 156.2K followers, 1.4M engagements "I feel this in my soul" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1982127042075181464) 2025-10-25T16:48Z 156.2K followers, 6.3M engagements "Reverse conversion therapy" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2014396782386532661) 2026-01-22T17:56Z 156.2K followers, 280.6K engagements "I am obsessed with these guys π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2015986156786085966) 2026-01-27T03:12Z 156.2K followers, 1.1M engagements "This is actually profound π€―π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2016984524555538900) 2026-01-29T21:19Z 156.2K followers, 394.1K engagements "The last line gave me chills. Arts going down" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019171728887370125) 2026-02-04T22:10Z 156.2K followers, 73.4K engagements "Parenting GOALS πβ₯" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019814668538122245) 2026-02-06T16:45Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements "I wish I couldve met Big Tom. He seems like a good hang πβ₯" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019829790677590221) 2026-02-06T17:45Z 156.2K followers, 56.5K engagements "This cracks me up because my nieces are bilingual. Mom is Colombian and my brother is American and whiter than snow. But these girls are fluent in both languages and it makes me feel like an absolute dumbass ππ€¦βπβ₯" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019896484057993346) 2026-02-06T22:10Z 156.2K followers, 461.4K engagements "No she did not ππππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2021284316223791529) 2026-02-10T18:05Z 156.2K followers, 18.6K engagements "Knee surgeons watching this like π" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022328745634284011) 2026-02-13T15:15Z 156.2K followers, 10.5K engagements "I will actually come to your new home and perform this ritual for a nominal fee" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2022374006238675400) 2026-02-13T18:15Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements "Thats my boy πππππ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2008296336097952209) 2026-01-05T21:55Z 156.2K followers, 1.1M engagements "Sometimes the wisest thing you can do is nothing" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2017600085412975029) 2026-01-31T14:05Z 156.2K followers, 15.9K engagements "Now THATS art" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019099706731757989) 2026-02-04T17:24Z 156.3K followers, 1M engagements "Finally. A child with some class and sophistication" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019132159001325941) 2026-02-04T19:33Z 156.3K followers, 857.2K engagements "Im too poor to know how to open it π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019799639084408985) 2026-02-06T15:45Z 156.2K followers, 262K engagements "Im sorry but what kind of man doesnt finish his corn dog π©π©π©π©" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019803542760903011) 2026-02-06T16:01Z 156.2K followers, 21K engagements "If you wouldnt kill for your kids you shouldnt have them" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2019871872523932119) 2026-02-06T20:32Z 156.2K followers, 49.5K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@CCPISASSH0E CCP IS ASSHOECCP IS ASSHOE posts on X about if you, glad, super bowl, watch the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence celebrities 2.05% countries 2.05% stocks 1.64% finance 1.23% ncaa basketball 0.41% ncaa football 0.41% musicians 0.41% technology brands 0.41%
Social topic influence if you 1.64%, glad #70, super bowl 1.23%, watch 1.23%, met #1468, up to 0.82%, at least 0.82%, how to 0.82%, costco 0.82%, made me #69
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @thebrandonbaron @george4537 @jpc83x @wiedenhuffer @lw_mcfc @danielleblaiq @vyasareloaded @seamasterdxb @eponine1973 @barrwilf @genzalternative @ashleymarie1114 @amer1can_barbie @douglasnel56805 @niitelys @the_0ddball @aretwo @chris_p_adams @b_kafkasaurus
Top assets mentioned Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST) Spotify Technology (SPOT)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Dont mind me just cutting onions over here πβ₯"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:35Z 156.3K followers, 154.2K engagements
"I dont go to church either but even I know she didnt really listen to the rest of the message"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:15Z 156.3K followers, 20.5K engagements
"I didnt hear a word he said because I cant get over his outfit π"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:09Z 156.3K followers, 115.7K engagements
"Thats embarrassing dude π€£"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:26Z 156.3K followers, 71.5K engagements
"Right to jail. Right away"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:04Z 156.3K followers, 37.6K engagements
"Pretty sure this happens every day in San Francisco"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:26Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements
"This is important information π"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:45Z 156.3K followers, 774.2K engagements
"Roses are red Grandma has gout 10K free condoms gone in just [--] days at [----] Winter Olympics: Supplies ran out https://t.co/b93VaKA4fl https://t.co/IAOWzThxwo 10K free condoms gone in just [--] days at [----] Winter Olympics: Supplies ran out https://t.co/b93VaKA4fl https://t.co/IAOWzThxwo"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:13Z 156.3K followers, 10.4K engagements
"I was once so normaland then I met you people"
X Link 2025-10-12T20:09Z 156.2K followers, 5M engagements
"This is such an interesting perspective and Im honestly considering adopting it"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:58Z 156.3K followers, 317.1K engagements
"I love this country so much π"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:04Z 156.2K followers, 3M engagements
"It worked π₯Ή"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:31Z 156.3K followers, 360.2K engagements
"Im [--] at the momentso [--] π€―"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:15Z 156.3K followers, 1.3M engagements
"I have seen TONS of videos from black people talking about white people doing the grin while walking past them. I am here to tell you I do that grin when Im walking past literally every stranger I come across. Black. White. Asian. Literally everyone is getting it"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:33Z 156.2K followers, 948.4K engagements
"Ngl the more I look at it the more I actually like it ππ€·β"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:30Z 156.2K followers, 43.5K engagements
"@nypost Someone please search the Epstein files for Frida and the CEOs name"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:03Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Im speechless"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:28Z 156.3K followers, 21.3K engagements
"If Im guaranteed safety Sleeping. If not Shower"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:00Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements
"I hate catsbut Im not a monster π₯Ήπ₯°"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:02Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Anyone else think China did all of this on purpose"
X Link 2021-01-04T17:53Z 156.1K followers, 31.9K engagements
"Lauren Boebert should show up to Congress in a string bikini and see how far we can take this new lax dress code"
X Link 2023-09-19T03:54Z 155.9K followers, 1.1M engagements
"This gave me an ab workout ππππ"
X Link 2024-07-24T17:37Z 156.1K followers, 2.3M engagements
"If Netflix doesnt fix this buffering issue this will go down as one of the biggest fails in all of tv/streaming history π€¦β #PaulTyson"
X Link 2024-11-16T01:36Z 156.1K followers, 1.5M engagements
"How am I just now seeing this π₯°"
X Link 2025-01-09T02:03Z 156.1K followers, 682.6K engagements
"Finally someone at Bud Light understood the assignment πππ"
X Link 2025-01-31T17:46Z 156.1K followers, 1.8M engagements
"Absolutely fascinating"
X Link 2025-03-03T16:47Z 156.1K followers, 1.6M engagements
"I think Ive posted this at least [--] times and I will never apologize π₯Ή"
X Link 2025-08-15T05:09Z 156.1K followers, 417.6K engagements
"My best friend in high school used to say Ive got reflexes like a mongoose all the time when we were playing sports together π€£"
X Link 2025-08-15T23:18Z 156.1K followers, 2.1M engagements
"Ok guys this video has me wonderingwhat is your Mt Rushmore of women who made me realize I wasnt gay This will be fun ππ"
X Link 2025-08-19T23:41Z 156.1K followers, 4.8M engagements
"Omg I love her ππ€£β€"
X Link 2025-08-23T04:39Z 156.1K followers, 661.2K engagements
"I love her so much ππ₯°"
X Link 2025-08-23T04:47Z 156.1K followers, 169K engagements
"I could watch these compilations for literal hours ππ€£"
X Link 2025-08-24T04:24Z 156.1K followers, 279.5K engagements
"I literally LOLed π€£"
X Link 2025-08-24T04:33Z 156.1K followers, 1.2M engagements
"Wait for it"
X Link 2025-08-27T14:10Z 156.1K followers, 1.4M engagements
"Its a fair point π€£"
X Link 2025-08-27T17:20Z 156.1K followers, 466.9K engagements
"I dont know how you teachers do it π
"
X Link 2025-08-28T00:43Z 156.1K followers, 446.3K engagements
"I love you @PostMalone π₯Ή"
X Link 2025-08-28T00:50Z 156.1K followers, 384.8K engagements
"You dont want to die out of season π€£"
X Link 2025-09-05T13:22Z 156.1K followers, 2.2M engagements
"Im totally happy for this woman and not at all jealous π"
X Link 2025-09-17T19:42Z 156.1K followers, 98.5K engagements
"Katt Williams pops out like Whose GD white baby is that π€£"
X Link 2025-09-26T20:41Z 156.1K followers, 144.4K engagements
"Brb gonna do this in front of my kids"
X Link 2025-09-28T19:37Z 156.1K followers, 3.1M engagements
"This will never get old because my kids have arguments of similar importance literally every single day π"
X Link 2025-09-29T19:28Z 156.1K followers, 649.5K engagements
"Um Tennessee why have you been hiding this from us π²π"
X Link 2025-09-30T19:07Z 156.1K followers, 555.6K engagements
"Wait for it π€¦β"
X Link 2025-10-01T21:58Z 156.1K followers, 556.9K engagements
"Brb shaving my head π±"
X Link 2025-10-11T21:38Z 156.1K followers, 3.1M engagements
"I will die on this hill ππππ"
X Link 2025-10-21T15:42Z 156.1K followers, 486K engagements
"Man I miss the 90s π₯Ή"
X Link 2025-10-25T01:12Z 156.1K followers, 357.3K engagements
"She really tried to be nice"
X Link 2025-11-17T20:30Z 154.7K followers, 259.6K engagements
"A nurse friend of mine posted this video featuring @MdBreathe. I used to get flu shots for myself and my kids every year. Then Covid hit and doctors became completely untrustworthy. My family didnt get the covid shots and I decided to stop getting the flu shots as well. I have zero regrets. Im not a crackpot. Im a regular mom. I dont think the medical community truly understands the damage they did to their reputations during the pandemic"
X Link 2025-11-22T15:14Z 156K followers, 193.2K engagements
"Thoughts π
"
X Link 2026-01-05T23:47Z 154.8K followers, 380.5K engagements
"This man should teach astronomy π"
X Link 2026-01-17T03:20Z 156.1K followers, 361.7K engagements
"Im speechless yet I simultaneously have so much to say"
X Link 2026-01-20T16:10Z 156.3K followers, 423.8K engagements
"This could be a Jergens commercial"
X Link 2026-01-27T14:32Z 155.9K followers, 37.6K engagements
"This is so important"
X Link 2026-01-27T18:40Z 154.4K followers, 124.1K engagements
"My algorithm ladies and gentlemen πβ"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:15Z 154.8K followers, 183.2K engagements
"Perfection π"
X Link 2026-01-29T14:38Z 154.7K followers, 83.6K engagements
"TIL Slick Willie might have a son whos a Crip in Little Rock π€"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:00Z 154.3K followers, [----] engagements
"I actually hope more of these psychos post videos. We need to know who they are so we can get them away from vulnerable patients"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:31Z 154.7K followers, 145.6K engagements
"An honest mistake"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:58Z 154.7K followers, 553.4K engagements
"My insomnia is so bad Ill try anything at this point"
X Link 2026-01-29T20:34Z 154.7K followers, 81.4K engagements
"This broke my brain π€―"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:55Z 154.4K followers, 82.7K engagements
"I will never be as successful as Catherine OHara. But I 100% agree with her about what role I want to be remembered for. Mom. π₯Ήβ₯π"
X Link 2026-01-31T05:28Z 154.4K followers, 13.7K engagements
"He had me at slightly retarded π₯°"
X Link 2026-01-31T06:08Z 154.7K followers, 82.5K engagements
"USA WHOOO π€"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:54Z 154.8K followers, 67.1K engagements
"Apparently you boys LOVE a good vacuum"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:47Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"END THE FED"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:24Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"This made me viscerally angry π"
X Link 2026-01-31T22:04Z 155.7K followers, 28.2K engagements
"Today I sent my 12yo daughter into the store with my credit card to grab something really quick. She asked how to use it and I told her you can either tap it or stick it in. She immediately replied thats what she said and now Im simultaneously proud and horrified"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:53Z 154.8K followers, 330.6K engagements
"I missed the prelims due to kids basketball games. Anything cool happen #UFC325"
X Link 2026-02-01T04:07Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"The accuracy"
X Link 2026-02-01T14:46Z 155.4K followers, 20.4K engagements
"My kids known literally all of these songs and its probably my greatest accomplishment as a parent"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:47Z 154.4K followers, 45.4K engagements
"Ok I need an interview with the woman from Alabama who married a Brit because wtf"
X Link 2026-02-01T19:02Z 154.8K followers, 90.2K engagements
"This is why the internet exists"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:16Z 154.4K followers, 108.3K engagements
"I am not normal π
"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:59Z 155.5K followers, 57.6K engagements
"Who do yall think it is I kinda dont want to know because Im sure Im a fan π©"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:16Z 156.1K followers, 339.6K engagements
"I will never sing it any other way from now on"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:04Z 154.8K followers, 59.6K engagements
"Wtf were they thinking Im not even involved and Im nervous"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:30Z 154.6K followers, [----] engagements
"I keep mine at 69"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:06Z 154.3K followers, [----] engagements
"I was a serial salad spritzer π
"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:08Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"A child with some taste. You love to see it"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:02Z 154.8K followers, 57.9K engagements
"Lashings of gravy sounds like a euphemism π
"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:32Z 154.8K followers, 19.3K engagements
"This is my normal face πππ"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:34Z 154.7K followers, 23.2K engagements
"Im honestly shocked my oldest hasnt sent this to me yet"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:32Z 154.8K followers, 43.8K engagements
"The accuracy π"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:27Z 155.4K followers, [----] engagements
"These poor kids π©π€¦β"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:05Z 154.4K followers, [----] engagements
"The keys are just perfection π€"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:33Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I have been pregnant [--] times and I will literally never understand how women can be full term and not know they are pregnant. It makes absolutely zero sense. And TWINS Was this woman in a coma for [--] months"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:29Z 155.9K followers, 97.1K engagements
"@Eponine1973 Ok but how do they not feel the movement Like at all"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:40Z 154.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I have one of these. So do each of my three daughters. Men please reply with your guesses π
"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:46Z 154.8K followers, 56.5K engagements
"This is like when Im talking to a stranger and they ask me a question and I didnt hear it but Im too afraid to say I wasnt paying attention so I just nod and say yeah π
"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:13Z 154.8K followers, 58K engagements
"What in the Chris Elliott Scary Movie [--] I made them by hand is going on rn"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:17Z 154.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Oh no baby what is you doin π©π€¦β"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:33Z 156K followers, [----] engagements
"Not the dolls π"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:02Z 156.1K followers, 63K engagements
"PSA: If you see a mannequin while jogging/hiking/hunting it is a body. Its always a body. No one has ever come across a random mannequin while doing these things"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:25Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"The craziest part of this video is finding out regular frisbees now cost $10 π€―"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:30Z 156.1K followers, 16K engagements
"Dad had the right idea π°"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:45Z 155.9K followers, 18.8K engagements
"Imagine telling BO JACKSON he wont play for two years π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ #WarEagle"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:07Z 155.1K followers, [----] engagements
"MILLENNIALS REPRESENT β"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:30Z 156.1K followers, 27.8K engagements
"Do. No. Harm"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:45Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"If I catch you hurting my child I will end your life. If you happen to end up in the court system I will also end your life"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:07Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"ThereπWasπNoπPartyπSwitchπ"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:15Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Communism ftw"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:00Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Im calling CPS"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:15Z 156.1K followers, 15.8K engagements
"I lived in a high rise in Victory Park (Dallas) for a year and I can attest that watching this sh*t was my absolute favorite part of the experience ππ"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:45Z 154.8K followers, 12.1K engagements
"My kids love this song π
"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:00Z 155.9K followers, 42.8K engagements
"This is the America I love π₯Ήβ₯"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:28Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"HELL YEAH π€"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:01Z 156.1K followers, 12.4K engagements
"The Steven Spielberg of Dayton ππ€£π°"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:37Z 156.1K followers, 19.4K engagements
"Oh bless her heart π«’"
X Link 2026-02-07T17:15Z 154.9K followers, 18.2K engagements
"I am not ashamed to admit that I have pumped the brakes on more than one occasion when my children have refused to buckle up. Never more than once per kid thats for sure"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:19Z 156.1K followers, 39.6K engagements
"This is how we should protect our babies π₯°"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:29Z 154.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Someone in the comments said They were starving Kalista"
X Link 2026-02-08T03:59Z 155.4K followers, 233.9K engagements
"UmI think these people need an exorcism"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:29Z 155.4K followers, 15.7K engagements
"This is the first Super Bowl in my life that I will specifically be avoiding. My plan is to go to Costco. I expect a very smooth experience. π₯°π€£"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:10Z 154.8K followers, 16.7K engagements
"@BarrWilf Trust me it wont be packed. I did a Super Bowl Costco trip a few years ago and it was a ghost town"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:52Z 154.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Lol poor guy"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:39Z 154.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Top three Super Bowl national anthems of all time: [--]. Whitney [--]. Chris Stapleton [--]. Faith Hill Thoughts"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:35Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@ClownWorld Personally I prefer tilted countertops"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:55Z 155.3K followers, 30.8K engagements
"Not a Diddy party ππ€¦β"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:17Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Who run the world GIRLS. π€―πβ₯π"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:08Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"TIL Vampires are real"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:15Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"My favorite comment said Its dads like this who always end up going insane and murdering their entire family during a cocaine fueled rage. π€£π€£π€£"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:30Z 156.1K followers, 28.6K engagements
"@disclosetv Canada doing Canada things as usual"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:55Z 156.1K followers, [----] engagements
"This makes me want to go back to school πππ"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:15Z 156.3K followers, 54K engagements
"I had no idea what was happening here but Im glad I stuck around to find out"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:02Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements
"This almost makes me want to run"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:27Z 156.3K followers, 143.9K engagements
"This is just one of many examples of the cost of our freedom. Always remember what it costs π₯Ήπ"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:14Z 156.3K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Only 28% of countries drive on the left side of the road. Of those countries 87% are associated with the British Empireeither as former colonies/protectorates territories directly influenced by British colonial traffic rules or the United Kingdom itself (plus close cases like Ireland Malta and Cyprus which were under British rule). Basically if you drive on the left side and dont live in Britain youre Britains B*TCH π€£ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022760533745676785 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022760533745676785"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:51Z 156.3K followers, 10.8K engagements
"All I can think about is how jealous I am of this mans lashes"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:16Z 156.3K followers, 13.8K engagements
"Brb driving to Austin IMMEDIATELY"
X Link 2024-12-30T22:43Z 156.3K followers, 3.5M engagements
"This was more entertaining than anything Ive recently seen on network television"
X Link 2025-08-27T11:50Z 156.3K followers, 417K engagements
"I cant breathe ππππ"
X Link 2025-08-28T01:01Z 156.3K followers, 684.5K engagements
"Its getting embarrassing π€¦β"
X Link 2025-10-07T14:40Z 156.3K followers, 262.3K engagements
"I challenge you to watch this and not smile βΊ"
X Link 2025-10-07T15:50Z 156.3K followers, 1.5M engagements
"Waitthats a goldfish Every goldfish Ive ever owned lived for approximately [--] days. I had no clue they can get that big π€―"
X Link 2025-10-11T21:23Z 156.3K followers, 1.7M engagements
"I just found this video I took [--] years ago. I will be a Conan fan until I die ππ"
X Link 2026-01-27T15:22Z 156.2K followers, 13.6K engagements
"If youre going to make up a story about a celebrity at least make it believable"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:46Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Reminds me of Americas Funniest Home Videos in the 90s. Crotch shots galore"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:27Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Get out. π"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:18Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I find these things a combination of adorable and unsettling π
"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:47Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"The guy from Dawsons Creek just made me tear up"
X Link 2025-03-09T04:26Z 156.2K followers, 1.8M engagements
"Ok this is making me want to bank with Wells Fargo"
X Link 2025-08-23T04:16Z 156.2K followers, 522K engagements
"Im sorry but we should all be terrified of mentally ill 20-something white male incels. They are a menace to society. This is why I feel like prostitution should be legal. If these dudes were getting laid wed have a lot less problems imho"
X Link 2025-10-08T16:59Z 156.2K followers, 2.6M engagements
"So apparently the Amish are wizards"
X Link 2025-12-16T18:54Z 156.2K followers, 320.2K engagements
"Yeah I think I might be here illegally from Turks and Caicos"
X Link 2026-01-30T15:46Z 156.2K followers, 208.4K engagements
"I found this song on Spotify and I am obsessed Drugs by Hero The Band β₯"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:12Z 156.2K followers, 103.8K engagements
"They gon think we lesbens π€£ I would watch their reality show ngl"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:04Z 156.2K followers, 100.3K engagements
"Serving warm beer shouldve been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:00Z 156.2K followers, 36.9K engagements
"Traumatized ππ"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:03Z 156.2K followers, 19K engagements
"What in the Foghorn Leghorn did I just watch"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:23Z 156.2K followers, 17.6K engagements
"This was quite the adventure πππ"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:48Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"15yo son: Im so glad Im not Mexican. Me: Wtf Him: No not like that. Its just that all my Mexican friends have like [---] relatives and I swear they come to school every week talking about something terrible that happened to one of them. An uncle got hit by a car. A cousin has cancer. It never ends. Way too stressful for me. Me: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022483145841402366 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022483145841402366"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:28Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Ngl I dont hate it"
X Link 2024-12-03T03:49Z 156.2K followers, 4.5M engagements
"Amen @charliekirk11"
X Link 2025-09-11T06:50Z 156.2K followers, 3.3M engagements
"Team shirt no pants β"
X Link 2025-09-17T19:21Z 156.2K followers, 1.5M engagements
"The accuracy"
X Link 2025-09-29T19:01Z 156.2K followers, 438.3K engagements
"Say it louder for the people in the back π₯π"
X Link 2025-10-11T15:30Z 156.2K followers, 585K engagements
"Im sorry but I cannot stop laughing at this wtf"
X Link 2025-10-22T20:59Z 156.2K followers, 778.6K engagements
"This may be my favorite child on the internet. Healthayyyyy π€£β₯"
X Link 2025-10-24T14:21Z 156.2K followers, 1.4M engagements
"I feel this in my soul"
X Link 2025-10-25T16:48Z 156.2K followers, 6.3M engagements
"Reverse conversion therapy"
X Link 2026-01-22T17:56Z 156.2K followers, 280.6K engagements
"I am obsessed with these guys π"
X Link 2026-01-27T03:12Z 156.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"This is actually profound π€―π€£"
X Link 2026-01-29T21:19Z 156.2K followers, 394.1K engagements
"The last line gave me chills. Arts going down"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:10Z 156.2K followers, 73.4K engagements
"Parenting GOALS πβ₯"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:45Z 156.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I wish I couldve met Big Tom. He seems like a good hang πβ₯"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:45Z 156.2K followers, 56.5K engagements
"This cracks me up because my nieces are bilingual. Mom is Colombian and my brother is American and whiter than snow. But these girls are fluent in both languages and it makes me feel like an absolute dumbass ππ€¦βπβ₯"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:10Z 156.2K followers, 461.4K engagements
"No she did not ππππ"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:05Z 156.2K followers, 18.6K engagements
"Knee surgeons watching this like π"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:15Z 156.2K followers, 10.5K engagements
"I will actually come to your new home and perform this ritual for a nominal fee"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:15Z 156.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Thats my boy πππππ"
X Link 2026-01-05T21:55Z 156.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"Sometimes the wisest thing you can do is nothing"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:05Z 156.2K followers, 15.9K engagements
"Now THATS art"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:24Z 156.3K followers, 1M engagements
"Finally. A child with some class and sophistication"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:33Z 156.3K followers, 857.2K engagements
"Im too poor to know how to open it π€£"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:45Z 156.2K followers, 262K engagements
"Im sorry but what kind of man doesnt finish his corn dog π©π©π©π©"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:01Z 156.2K followers, 21K engagements
"If you wouldnt kill for your kids you shouldnt have them"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:32Z 156.2K followers, 49.5K engagements
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