[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @CCPISASSH0E CCP IS ASSHOE CCP IS ASSHOE posts on X about up the, illegal aliens, hasan, white house the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX +81% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +11% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX +41% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +242% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/posts_active)  - X Week XX +11% - X Month XXX -XXXX% - X Months XXX +4.50% - X Year XXXXX +58% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX +4.30% - X Month XXXXXXX +8.50% - X Months XXXXXXX +30% - X Year XXXXXXX +61% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [up the](/topic/up-the) 0.48%, [illegal aliens](/topic/illegal-aliens) #168, [hasan](/topic/hasan) 0.48%, [white house](/topic/white-house) 0.24%, [rec](/topic/rec) 0.24%, [dems](/topic/dems) 0.24%, [humans](/topic/humans) 0.24%, [bermuda](/topic/bermuda) 0.24%, [a second](/topic/a-second) 0.24%, [college football](/topic/college-football) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@junebotprolly](/creator/undefined) [@matthewwolfesr1](/creator/undefined) [@googoodvibe](/creator/undefined) [@nogooddeed2](/creator/undefined) [@aaronjcrook01](/creator/undefined) [@maestrodetejas](/creator/undefined) [@ngbeirut](/creator/undefined) [@justingaethje](/creator/undefined) [@bubola](/creator/undefined) [@vanceleeaz](/creator/undefined) [@thekytikat](/creator/undefined) [@ultramagagirl](/creator/undefined) [@kovu10271998](/creator/undefined) [@dadopotamus](/creator/undefined) [@balzzdeep21](/creator/undefined) [@dcnaus](/creator/undefined) [@it_p_a_l_e](/creator/undefined) [@dougk6464](/creator/undefined) [@jfptalkin](/creator/undefined) [@interested_snek](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::18860022/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Oh my god. The White House is posting Parks and Rec videos. As my teenage daughter would say: Screaming. Crying. Throwing Up" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978366677176705230) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-15T07:45Z 125.2K followers, 6878 engagements "Brb gonna do this in front of my kids" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972385117571064152) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-28T19:37Z 125.2K followers, 3.1M engagements "I wasnt this enthusiastic when I had my first child" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977111032171540604) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T20:36Z 125.2K followers, 75.6K engagements "Will literally never be me. #TeamLand" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977742437880594925) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T14:25Z 125.2K followers, 21.3K engagements "This was more entertaining than anything Ive recently seen on network television" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1960671160162456044) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-08-27T11:50Z 125.2K followers, 407.9K engagements "The crazy eyes rule applies to animals as well as humans ๐ฐ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973049559098995042) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-30T15:37Z 125.2K followers, 3747 engagements "Im sorry WUT" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976816384274551174) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T01:05Z 125.2K followers, 496K engagements "Quicksand: โ Next up: The Bermuda Triangle" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975933543676359055) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T14:37Z 125.2K followers, 3912 engagements "Wait for it ๐คฆโ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973507774157037912) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-01T21:58Z 125.2K followers, 553.6K engagements "Im totally happy for this woman and not at all jealous ๐ญ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1968400153217482882) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-17T19:42Z 125.2K followers, 96.7K engagements "I would buy a second generator and run both simultaneously just for fun" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977927108451025395) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T02:39Z 125.2K followers, 173.9K engagements "The dress is white and gold" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977938578400272499) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T03:24Z 125.2K followers, 181.2K engagements "Just sent this video to my kids (ages 11-16) and said theyd better put me in costumes for Halloween when Im dead or Ill haunt them #WorldsOkayestMom" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976867166537634210) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T04:27Z 124.8K followers, 11.5K engagements "Tell me a story about the time you were the pettiest youve ever been. Ill go first In college there wasnt much parking by the gym so students would regularly park in the staff parking spaces. It was never a problem. One day I couldnt find a spot so I parked in a staff space like everyone did. I got a ticket for $XX. I was a broke college kid so I got a manila envelope and walked around my dorm telling my story and asking for donations. The only caveat: I would only accept change. The smaller the better. People were really enthusiastic because they hated campus security so I hit $XX within an" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1761219606474027113) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2024-02-24T02:40Z 125.2K followers, 190.9K engagements "If you want to make pancakes but youre the type who likes to work smarter not harder heres the recipe I use Preheat oven to XXX In a mixing bowl add X cups of pancake/waffle mix (I use Kodiak for the added protein) X cups of milk and X eggs. Wisk until smooth. Use some nonstick spray on a baking sheet and pour your mixture on top Add whatever toppings you like (I did half blueberries and half peanut butter chips) Bake for approximately XX minutes They may not be beautifully round but theyre all hot at the same time and you can cut them into whatever size square or rectangle youd like. The" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972362767630737556) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-28T18:08Z 125.2K followers, 16.1K engagements "A Christmas commercial came on while I was watching college football with my 11yo son. He goes Why are they playing Christmas commercials There are still TWO holidays before Christmas This is stupid. Im raising a cantankerous old man" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977113883681997206) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T20:47Z 124.8K followers, 5075 engagements "My insomnia is so bad Im actually going to try this" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975655925839970757) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-07T20:14Z 125.2K followers, 188.7K engagements "Could this have ramifications for people hes arrested or ticketed If hes serving as a police officer illegally it seems to me it would only be fair to let those people off the hook" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978922182764904892) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-16T20:33Z 125.2K followers, 9339 engagements "From what I can tell Hasan owns a Chow Chow. Keep treating her like sh*t buddy. Im sure itll work out well for you" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975951886160474525) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T15:50Z 125.2K followers, 4991 engagements "No notes ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973838034077388944) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-02T19:50Z 125.1K followers, 2564 engagements "One of my biggest childhood fears: VINDICATED" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975932762767917099) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T14:34Z 125.1K followers, 78.9K engagements "I challenge you to watch this and not smile โบ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975589503608738025) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-07T15:50Z 125.2K followers, 1.4M engagements "Accurate ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1979240791999406224) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-17T17:39Z 125.2K followers, 14.5K engagements "Katt Williams pops out like Whose GD white baby is that ๐คฃ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1971676473783439733) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-26T20:41Z 125.1K followers, 141.2K engagements "Im sorry but we should all be terrified of mentally ill 20-something white male incels. They are a menace to society. This is why I feel like prostitution should be legal. If these dudes were getting laid wed have a lot less problems imho" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975969228693045647) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T16:59Z 125.2K followers, 2.6M engagements "TIL some people dont wash their jeans every time they wear them. I get it if youre only wearing them for a couple of hours but people are wearing them all day and not washing them Thats a thing ๐คข" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975745689259823192) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T02:10Z 125.1K followers, 25.2K engagements "My Instagram algorithm has decided I want to see nonstop videos of cholos jamming out to pop music. NGL I dont hate it" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1971968650404835412) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-27T16:02Z 125.2K followers, 213.1K engagements "Waitthats a goldfish Every goldfish Ive ever owned lived for approximately XX days. I had no clue they can get that big ๐คฏ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977122874453639408) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:23Z 125.2K followers, 1.7M engagements "This is just smart end of life planning imho" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978236792277987482) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T23:09Z 125.2K followers, 9071 engagements "Brb shaving my head ๐ฑ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977126673024717091) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:38Z 125.2K followers, 3.1M engagements "Just tell us you dont have a group of really close friends Matt" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978526402488975396) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-15T18:20Z 125.2K followers, 8546 engagements "This is so problematic ๐๐คฃ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977140222073725148) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T22:32Z 125.2K followers, 442.1K engagements "For my younger viewers a letter is a piece of paper" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978098605727555631) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T14:00Z 125.2K followers, 4864 engagements "Well obviously I need a porcupine now" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977124653102703083) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:30Z 125.2K followers, 317.6K engagements "You learn something new every day" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976348734955868227) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-09T18:07Z 125.1K followers, 136.3K engagements "I am not a Texas Tech fan. I also have no ill will towards the Red Raiders. So as a completely neutral observer my opinion is that whoever designed this should be tarred and feathered. ๐คฌ๐คข๐ฉ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975972481673712061) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T17:12Z 125.2K followers, 3103 engagements "I hate this so much ๐ญ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978362074943115656) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-15T07:27Z 125.2K followers, 135.4K engagements "I cant even cook chicken properly" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1978197945154507065) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-14T20:35Z 125.2K followers, 6889 engagements "I cant explain itbut this is the best thing Ive ever seen on the World Wide Web" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973795510210240547) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-02T17:01Z 124.9K followers, 244.4K engagements "Remember during the draft when I kept saying he should be a first round pick Pepperidge Farm remembers ๐คจ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977118459248194011) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:05Z 125.2K followers, 3347 engagements "THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME GLAD" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977088149659476283) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T19:05Z 125.2K followers, 16.2K engagements "Hasan is bringing us together" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975835361315352846) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T08:07Z 124.8K followers, 5167 engagements "Ill jump up there in a second and have a look Hes just going to pop his head up into that dark snake-infested hole" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977126336830587043) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T21:37Z 124.8K followers, 6048 engagements "Lauren Boebert should show up to Congress in a string bikini and see how far we can take this new lax dress code" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1703980848914014503) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2023-09-19T03:54Z 125.2K followers, 1.1M engagements "Guys. I recently introduced my 11yo son to a classic year 2000 pop culture moment. He is now obsessed with it and has decided to dress as the main character for Halloween. I cannot even express to you in words how hilarious this is going to be. Stay tuned ๐๐" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976840500465598759) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T02:41Z 124.8K followers, 6690 engagements "Buthes not walking alone. ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977082309741314298) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T18:42Z 125.2K followers, 1.3M engagements "Amen @charliekirk11" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1966031567840567436) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-11T06:50Z 125.2K followers, 3.3M engagements "I have always said that my youngest daughter (12) is my funniest kid. She wants to be a veterinarian who does comedy on the side. Anyway this weekend she was complaining about the man who took her cheerleading pictures at school on Friday. Apparently hes been the sports photographer at our school for years and is a known curmudgeon. Before I continue you should know that he has a prosthetic leg. So my daughter was telling me that he kept telling her to bend her knee for the photo. She tried to do what he was asking and he kept getting frustrated and started yelling at her BEND YOUR KNEE Her:" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977567335209677225) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T02:49Z 125.1K followers, 15.1K engagements "@TwolvesMan Black widows specifically have a red hourglass shape" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976824607027216420) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T01:38Z 124.8K followers, XXX engagements "The accuracy" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972738432611885377) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-29T19:01Z 125.2K followers, 404.9K engagements "TIL from this blind ladys video that we cant actually look someone in the eyes. I am SHOOK. ๐คฏ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1972373075946582083) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-09-28T18:49Z 125.2K followers, 471.9K engagements "I literally LOLed ๐คฃ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1959474227595108566) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-08-24T04:33Z 125.2K followers, 1.2M engagements "More than 50000 students attend Arizona State University in Tempe. Grab your ๐ฟ folks ๐ฌ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1973549530802168063) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-02T00:44Z 124.8K followers, 5271 engagements "I was once so normaland then I met you people" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977466696479695324) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-12T20:09Z 125.2K followers, 4.8M engagements "Florida Man strikes again" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977733872101056801) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T13:51Z 125.2K followers, 246.1K engagements "My 14yo daughters volleyball coach sent this video to let us parents know what goes on in the locker room. lol wtf ๐๐คทโ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1976042456102863076) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-08T21:50Z 124.8K followers, 10.5K engagements "Its getting embarrassing ๐คฆโ" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1975571927939912133) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-07T14:40Z 125.2K followers, 255.3K engagements "There is so much to unpack here ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977576314124349634) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-13T03:25Z 125.2K followers, 177K engagements "Say it louder for the people in the back ๐ฅ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977034071512379770) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T15:30Z 125.2K followers, 563.6K engagements "How bout them Cowboys ๐ " [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977424823270715464) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-12T17:23Z 125.2K followers, 26.5K engagements "Ha My boys have X sisters. Theyve known about cramps and tampon absorbencies since kindergarten ๐ ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1977135949587857439) [@CCPISASSH0E](/creator/x/CCPISASSH0E) 2025-10-11T22:15Z 124.8K followers, 5705 engagements
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CCP IS ASSHOE posts on X about up the, illegal aliens, hasan, white house the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence countries XXXX% social networks XXXX%
Social topic influence up the 0.48%, illegal aliens #168, hasan 0.48%, white house 0.24%, rec 0.24%, dems 0.24%, humans 0.24%, bermuda 0.24%, a second 0.24%, college football XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @junebotprolly @matthewwolfesr1 @googoodvibe @nogooddeed2 @aaronjcrook01 @maestrodetejas @ngbeirut @justingaethje @bubola @vanceleeaz @thekytikat @ultramagagirl @kovu10271998 @dadopotamus @balzzdeep21 @dcnaus @it_p_a_l_e @dougk6464 @jfptalkin @interested_snek
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Oh my god. The White House is posting Parks and Rec videos. As my teenage daughter would say: Screaming. Crying. Throwing Up"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-15T07:45Z 125.2K followers, 6878 engagements
"Brb gonna do this in front of my kids"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-28T19:37Z 125.2K followers, 3.1M engagements
"I wasnt this enthusiastic when I had my first child"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T20:36Z 125.2K followers, 75.6K engagements
"Will literally never be me. #TeamLand"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-13T14:25Z 125.2K followers, 21.3K engagements
"This was more entertaining than anything Ive recently seen on network television"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-08-27T11:50Z 125.2K followers, 407.9K engagements
"The crazy eyes rule applies to animals as well as humans ๐ฐ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-30T15:37Z 125.2K followers, 3747 engagements
"Im sorry WUT"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T01:05Z 125.2K followers, 496K engagements
"Quicksand: โ
Next up: The Bermuda Triangle"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T14:37Z 125.2K followers, 3912 engagements
"Wait for it ๐คฆโ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-01T21:58Z 125.2K followers, 553.6K engagements
"Im totally happy for this woman and not at all jealous ๐ญ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-17T19:42Z 125.2K followers, 96.7K engagements
"I would buy a second generator and run both simultaneously just for fun"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-14T02:39Z 125.2K followers, 173.9K engagements
"The dress is white and gold"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-14T03:24Z 125.2K followers, 181.2K engagements
"Just sent this video to my kids (ages 11-16) and said theyd better put me in costumes for Halloween when Im dead or Ill haunt them #WorldsOkayestMom"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T04:27Z 124.8K followers, 11.5K engagements
"Tell me a story about the time you were the pettiest youve ever been. Ill go first In college there wasnt much parking by the gym so students would regularly park in the staff parking spaces. It was never a problem. One day I couldnt find a spot so I parked in a staff space like everyone did. I got a ticket for $XX. I was a broke college kid so I got a manila envelope and walked around my dorm telling my story and asking for donations. The only caveat: I would only accept change. The smaller the better. People were really enthusiastic because they hated campus security so I hit $XX within an"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2024-02-24T02:40Z 125.2K followers, 190.9K engagements
"If you want to make pancakes but youre the type who likes to work smarter not harder heres the recipe I use Preheat oven to XXX In a mixing bowl add X cups of pancake/waffle mix (I use Kodiak for the added protein) X cups of milk and X eggs. Wisk until smooth. Use some nonstick spray on a baking sheet and pour your mixture on top Add whatever toppings you like (I did half blueberries and half peanut butter chips) Bake for approximately XX minutes They may not be beautifully round but theyre all hot at the same time and you can cut them into whatever size square or rectangle youd like. The"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-28T18:08Z 125.2K followers, 16.1K engagements
"A Christmas commercial came on while I was watching college football with my 11yo son. He goes Why are they playing Christmas commercials There are still TWO holidays before Christmas This is stupid. Im raising a cantankerous old man"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T20:47Z 124.8K followers, 5075 engagements
"My insomnia is so bad Im actually going to try this"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-07T20:14Z 125.2K followers, 188.7K engagements
"Could this have ramifications for people hes arrested or ticketed If hes serving as a police officer illegally it seems to me it would only be fair to let those people off the hook"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-16T20:33Z 125.2K followers, 9339 engagements
"From what I can tell Hasan owns a Chow Chow. Keep treating her like sh*t buddy. Im sure itll work out well for you"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T15:50Z 125.2K followers, 4991 engagements
"No notes ๐"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-02T19:50Z 125.1K followers, 2564 engagements
"One of my biggest childhood fears: VINDICATED"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T14:34Z 125.1K followers, 78.9K engagements
"I challenge you to watch this and not smile โบ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-07T15:50Z 125.2K followers, 1.4M engagements
"Accurate ๐"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-17T17:39Z 125.2K followers, 14.5K engagements
"Katt Williams pops out like Whose GD white baby is that ๐คฃ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-26T20:41Z 125.1K followers, 141.2K engagements
"Im sorry but we should all be terrified of mentally ill 20-something white male incels. They are a menace to society. This is why I feel like prostitution should be legal. If these dudes were getting laid wed have a lot less problems imho"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T16:59Z 125.2K followers, 2.6M engagements
"TIL some people dont wash their jeans every time they wear them. I get it if youre only wearing them for a couple of hours but people are wearing them all day and not washing them Thats a thing ๐คข"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T02:10Z 125.1K followers, 25.2K engagements
"My Instagram algorithm has decided I want to see nonstop videos of cholos jamming out to pop music. NGL I dont hate it"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-27T16:02Z 125.2K followers, 213.1K engagements
"Waitthats a goldfish Every goldfish Ive ever owned lived for approximately XX days. I had no clue they can get that big ๐คฏ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T21:23Z 125.2K followers, 1.7M engagements
"This is just smart end of life planning imho"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-14T23:09Z 125.2K followers, 9071 engagements
"Brb shaving my head ๐ฑ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T21:38Z 125.2K followers, 3.1M engagements
"Just tell us you dont have a group of really close friends Matt"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-15T18:20Z 125.2K followers, 8546 engagements
"This is so problematic ๐๐คฃ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T22:32Z 125.2K followers, 442.1K engagements
"For my younger viewers a letter is a piece of paper"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-14T14:00Z 125.2K followers, 4864 engagements
"Well obviously I need a porcupine now"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T21:30Z 125.2K followers, 317.6K engagements
"You learn something new every day"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-09T18:07Z 125.1K followers, 136.3K engagements
"I am not a Texas Tech fan. I also have no ill will towards the Red Raiders. So as a completely neutral observer my opinion is that whoever designed this should be tarred and feathered. ๐คฌ๐คข๐ฉ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T17:12Z 125.2K followers, 3103 engagements
"I hate this so much ๐ญ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-15T07:27Z 125.2K followers, 135.4K engagements
"I cant even cook chicken properly"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-14T20:35Z 125.2K followers, 6889 engagements
"I cant explain itbut this is the best thing Ive ever seen on the World Wide Web"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-02T17:01Z 124.9K followers, 244.4K engagements
"Remember during the draft when I kept saying he should be a first round pick Pepperidge Farm remembers ๐คจ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T21:05Z 125.2K followers, 3347 engagements
"THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME GLAD"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T19:05Z 125.2K followers, 16.2K engagements
"Hasan is bringing us together"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T08:07Z 124.8K followers, 5167 engagements
"Ill jump up there in a second and have a look Hes just going to pop his head up into that dark snake-infested hole"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T21:37Z 124.8K followers, 6048 engagements
"Lauren Boebert should show up to Congress in a string bikini and see how far we can take this new lax dress code"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2023-09-19T03:54Z 125.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"Guys. I recently introduced my 11yo son to a classic year 2000 pop culture moment. He is now obsessed with it and has decided to dress as the main character for Halloween. I cannot even express to you in words how hilarious this is going to be. Stay tuned ๐๐"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T02:41Z 124.8K followers, 6690 engagements
"Buthes not walking alone. ๐"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T18:42Z 125.2K followers, 1.3M engagements
"Amen @charliekirk11"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-11T06:50Z 125.2K followers, 3.3M engagements
"I have always said that my youngest daughter (12) is my funniest kid. She wants to be a veterinarian who does comedy on the side. Anyway this weekend she was complaining about the man who took her cheerleading pictures at school on Friday. Apparently hes been the sports photographer at our school for years and is a known curmudgeon. Before I continue you should know that he has a prosthetic leg. So my daughter was telling me that he kept telling her to bend her knee for the photo. She tried to do what he was asking and he kept getting frustrated and started yelling at her BEND YOUR KNEE Her:"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-13T02:49Z 125.1K followers, 15.1K engagements
"@TwolvesMan Black widows specifically have a red hourglass shape"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T01:38Z 124.8K followers, XXX engagements
"The accuracy"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-29T19:01Z 125.2K followers, 404.9K engagements
"TIL from this blind ladys video that we cant actually look someone in the eyes. I am SHOOK. ๐คฏ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-09-28T18:49Z 125.2K followers, 471.9K engagements
"I literally LOLed ๐คฃ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-08-24T04:33Z 125.2K followers, 1.2M engagements
"More than 50000 students attend Arizona State University in Tempe. Grab your ๐ฟ folks ๐ฌ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-02T00:44Z 124.8K followers, 5271 engagements
"I was once so normaland then I met you people"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-12T20:09Z 125.2K followers, 4.8M engagements
"Florida Man strikes again"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-13T13:51Z 125.2K followers, 246.1K engagements
"My 14yo daughters volleyball coach sent this video to let us parents know what goes on in the locker room. lol wtf ๐๐คทโ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-08T21:50Z 124.8K followers, 10.5K engagements
"Its getting embarrassing ๐คฆโ"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-07T14:40Z 125.2K followers, 255.3K engagements
"There is so much to unpack here ๐"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-13T03:25Z 125.2K followers, 177K engagements
"Say it louder for the people in the back ๐ฅ๐"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T15:30Z 125.2K followers, 563.6K engagements
"How bout them Cowboys ๐
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X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-12T17:23Z 125.2K followers, 26.5K engagements
"Ha My boys have X sisters. Theyve known about cramps and tampon absorbencies since kindergarten ๐
๐"
X Link @CCPISASSH0E 2025-10-11T22:15Z 124.8K followers, 5705 engagements
/creator/x::CCPISASSH0E