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[@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/twitter/TheBuddyCSM)
"She failed puppy obedience school. Then got reassignedto bite school. Bitey Bella failed good girl training passed fur missile school. Last guy who tried to sneak past her now signs with his left hand. 🐾 Whose leg is this Ever meet a dog the whole platoon saluted Drop the name and description of your canine heroesor random dog pics. Shooters preference"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1942735480048537892) 2025-07-09 00:00:07 UTC 4283 followers, 61.2K engagements


"Speaking of corrections If you cant meet the standard youre just an imposter when you try to enforce it. You can scream all day about grooming standards uniforms and discipline but if youre out of regs overweight and havent trained in years nobodys listening. Standards start with you. Lead or be the punchline"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1946722010823786499) 2025-07-20 00:01:10 UTC 4309 followers, 3670 engagements


"Whats the craziest thing youve come across while conducting a barracks inspection or a health & welfare inspection"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948036043694920162) 2025-07-23 15:02:40 UTC 4315 followers, 261.7K engagements


"@infantrydort This is an over correction for sure. I wonder how far along a path of escalation of force this memo is"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1947428359233016230) 2025-07-21 22:47:56 UTC 4283 followers, XXX engagements


"Long Lost Louies been missing on the land nav course since 2009 and rumor has it hes close to finding his first point. Whats your best (or worst) land nav story Fall in a hole Wrapped up in spider webs Bear encounter Swear the point was just over this hill Lets hear it"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1947446593898057890) 2025-07-22 00:00:24 UTC 4282 followers, 10.9K engagements


"Most people when they meet me think that Im an extroverted optimist. Easy going is how Im normally described. I deal with problems calmly and usually dont freak out or jump to conclusions. What they dont see is that I constantly worry about what the worst case scenario of an event would be and what I would do if that happened. They also dont see that after Ive had a day interacting with hundreds of people I usually am so drained that when I get home I just crash on the coach with a thousand yard stare. I like being positive and I like interacting with people but when I do it comes at a pretty"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1947687029938262247) 2025-07-22 15:55:48 UTC 4296 followers, 4354 engagements


"I remember a unit I was in identified a missing rifle during a monthly SI inventory while in Afghanistan. Days and days of emptying connexes over and over trying to find it. It needed up being the rifle assigned to the Platoon Leader conducting the inventory. It took him days to realize that he didnt check off HIS serial number"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1947814444937187361) 2025-07-23 00:22:06 UTC 4296 followers, 5870 engagements


"@USArmyInfVet Aww come on sarge can I keep them"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948039904312574007) 2025-07-23 15:18:00 UTC 4299 followers, XXX engagements


"Confession: I was that First Sergeant who refused to acknowledge that PT pants were a thing. No matter the temperature formation was in shorts. It was my hill to die on for some reason. I was stationed at Drum years later and learned the weight of my sins. I cant be the only arrogant one"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1946928909091484006) 2025-07-20 13:43:18 UTC 4283 followers, 59.5K engagements


"@sirderpsalot421 We had a monkey in Afghanistan for about two days before the medics made us give it to a local"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948049841658978650) 2025-07-23 15:57:29 UTC 4300 followers, XXX engagements


"Dont let your Soldiers turn into Barracks-Rat Barry this weekend. Sweating in a room that smells like Febreze hot Cheetos and regret. Half a pizza box full-blown Xbox addiction. LED lights on ambition off. Make sure they get out. Make them touch grass. Hell make them do laundry. Give them a reason to put on deodorant. Theres a fine line between recovering from the week and becoming part of the furniture. Leadership doesnt end at COB. Check on your troops. Dont let em rot"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1946359375909486951) 2025-07-19 00:00:11 UTC 4283 followers, 24.5K engagements


"@Coustain I remember having a new building with a clogged drain in the laundry room. When they went to fix it they found a bunch of screws and other debris in it. Whoever built the building swept a bunch of crap into the drain before putting the grate on it"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1947755532078473482) 2025-07-22 20:28:01 UTC 4281 followers, XX engagements


"Friday night is creeping up The bars are filling. The group chat is getting reckless. And somewhere hes already stretching. Friday-Night Larry drops at 8PM EST. Youll know him when you see him. You probably had to hold him back from a fight once or twice. #DuffleBagKids"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948850810344952175) 2025-07-25 21:00:15 UTC 4315 followers, 5179 engagements


"@Asst_to_the_RM Back in my day they really threw a private off the tower to their death. Kids these days are soft"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948838056250982890) 2025-07-25 20:09:34 UTC 4315 followers, 1616 engagements


"We all know a Friday-Night Larry. Starts off with just one drink Ends up losing his mind in a parking lot yelling Im just tryna talk You already know hes spending the weekend in jail and youre spending Monday explaining it to the First Sergeant. Lets hear your Friday-Night Larry stories. #DuffleBagKids"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948896079325356282) 2025-07-26 00:00:08 UTC 4315 followers, 35.4K engagements


"MAJ Alvin wasnt in the fight. He wasnt in the chain of command. But when that email thread hit XXX replies He had to say something: ALCON Please stop replying all. This is unprofessional v/r Reply-All Alvin MAJ LG Never Commanding Whats the best response to a replyageddon"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948533693632356754) 2025-07-25 00:00:09 UTC 4315 followers, 12.7K engagements


"@Squatch_0077 Hahah. I can almost see this happening"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948106072905920964) 2025-07-23 19:40:56 UTC 4299 followers, XXX engagements


"You ever heard a Hot Mike moment on the net that made your whole body tense up Mike just pissed off the commander CSM and the S-3 shop with one push of a button. Accidentally. Mid-rant. With the mic keyed the whole time. Whats the worst Hot Mic incident youve ever witnessed Drop it below 👇"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948171291191542180) 2025-07-24 00:00:05 UTC 4315 followers, 98.9K engagements


"Shouldve been off by 1700. Locked Down Logan X hours into motor pool captivity because someone misplaced their NODs. Hes now part of the inventory. Nobody leaves. Nobody smiles. And yes the LT already checked his truck. Lets hear those lockdown stories I know you have them"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1947809093927710984) 2025-07-23 00:00:51 UTC 4312 followers, 36.6K engagements


"I will be fair and impartial when recommending both rewards and punishment. This line cuts to the heart of trust in leadership. Soldiers do not need you to be soft. They need you to be consistent. They need to know the standard applies to everyone. The high performer. The troublemaker. Even your personal favorite. If you hand out awards like candy to some and ignore the real workers your credibility dies. If you hammer one Soldier and make excuses for another your formation knows it. And they will not forget. Being fair does not mean being emotionless. It means being disciplined enough to put"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1948133951240913159) 2025-07-23 21:31:43 UTC 4297 followers, 9237 engagements


"South Park first aired the year I enlisted. Neither of us has been canceled(yet). Good run"  
![@TheBuddyCSM Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1776346686740197376.png) [@TheBuddyCSM](/creator/x/TheBuddyCSM) on [X](/post/tweet/1945073364235608088) 2025-07-15 10:50:02 UTC 4282 followers, 2265 engagements