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[@BoringBiz_](/creator/twitter/BoringBiz_)
"This is easily my favorite clip of Bill Ackman His fund was down 30%+ Being sued by Valeant Pharma investors Going through divorce with his wife Elliot an activist firm trying to take over his fund Here is his advice on how to deal with the tough moments in life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1932264945820864784) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-06-10T02:33Z 112.2K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Still think about this amazing video from the dotcom era"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1959433977074233578) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-08-24T01:53Z 112.2K followers, 788.4K engagements


"When your analyst leaves the office for X hours on a Tuesday for a doctors appointment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1972997558164455834) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-30T12:10Z 112.2K followers, 13M engagements


"Private equity MDs showing up to the family run HVAC business site visit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977140550542221384) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-11T22:33Z 112.2K followers, 105.8K engagements


"Sold picks and shovels invested in the gold miner made deals with the construction company and arranged off balance sheet agreements with the boots and socks producer during the greatest gold rush in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978436719503462705) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-15T12:24Z 112.2K followers, 51.9K engagements


"People wildly underestimated how hard it is to be wealthy The bull market has cooked everyones brain and reality is that most people will not come out wealthy on the other side. Many will be stuck as their paper wealth evaporates Being sustainably wealthy is grueling. Requires years of hard work and building up skills + relationships The people trying to tell you that can side hustle or day trade your way to wealth are selling a complete lie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978558479754248347) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-15T20:27Z 112.2K followers, 134.4K engagements


"How it feels when a position you are down XX% outperforms the S&P XXX for one day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978873429307854889) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-16T17:19Z 112.2K followers, 6276 engagements


"Investment banking analysts are so cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978892391571431565) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-16T18:34Z 112.2K followers, 168.4K engagements


"Last thing you see before all your customer data is sent to the cloud and converted into AI powered dashboards that provide actionable insights to executives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978508596137668827) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-15T17:09Z 112.2K followers, 7251 engagements


"Palm Beach realtors ever since the NYC mayor debates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979618086321000900) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-18T18:38Z 112.2K followers, 111.5K engagements


"This is my quant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1961445891341975570) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-08-29T15:08Z 112.2K followers, 2.6M engagements


"MBA Associates hardcoding the balance sheet check to zero and thinking no one will notice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1961813851004899579) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-08-30T15:30Z 112.2K followers, 43.2K engagements


"After spending a couple days looking into this market I have actually turned a lot more bullish on investing in Pokmon cards These are preliminary thoughts so feel free to point out where I am wrong Pokmon released in 1996 and the majority of early viewership came from people who are just entering the workforce or their peak earnings years. The folks who actually have a nostalgia factor from the franchise are yet to fully delve into the asset class. My guess is that we have therefore not seen the peak of the market yet Average household where pokmon was viewed or played was wealthier. This"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1966491993762373880) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-12T13:20Z 112.2K followers, 103K engagements


"Intern just announced that he searched the entire office for the virtual data room but couldnt find it anywhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1970640506079051899) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-24T00:04Z 112.2K followers, 7134 engagements


"Very nice. Now show us the median"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1972724994015940677) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-29T18:07Z 112.2K followers, 4M engagements


"There has been a massive rebound in MBA applications at Harvard Business School for the class of 2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1974133207185698915) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-03T15:23Z 112.2K followers, 60.6K engagements


""What did I do this weekend Spent my time tweaking my model on AI capex assumptions from the Mag X companies ofcourse""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1974671270806745530) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-05T03:01Z 112.2K followers, 21.6K engagements


"Deloitte literally charged $440K for a consulting report written by AI and you are bearish on compute demand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975237938452836530) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-06T16:33Z 112.2K followers, 88.7K engagements


"Bloomberg Terminal now has Kalshi odds on their platform and you are still bearish prediction markets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975371185027489975) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-07T01:22Z 112.2K followers, 213.6K engagements


"People in 1960: in the future we will have flying cars 2025;"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975599355248976113) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-07T16:29Z 112.2K followers, 8891 engagements


"The economy increasingly feels like a tale of two cities Asset owners rejoice as we debase the currency through inflation and money printing everyone else gets left behind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975669146022256731) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-07T21:06Z 112.2K followers, 24.2K engagements


"How it feels trying to fix the LBO model that your MBA Associate built the night before a client meeting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976513831217315973) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-10T05:03Z 112.2K followers, 16.2K engagements


"I find it absolutely hilarious that this is the movie that convinces many people to pursue Wall Street In reality the job is just moving logos on PowerPoint and updating model assumptions for the 19th time in Excel at X AM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976674235113476438) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-10T15:40Z 112.2K followers, 103.4K engagements


"Still think about this interaction from Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg from when they were deciding to purchase Instagram for $1B It obviously made no sense in the moment but is now considered one of the most home run M&A deals of all time Lesson in there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976783980621185148) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-10T22:56Z 112.2K followers, 26.2K engagements


"There is so much alpha in simply reading things instead of using AI to summarize everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976831735968284845) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-11T02:06Z 112.2K followers, 23.1K engagements


"If you consider yourself intelligent but are still miserable or unhappy you are actually not that intelligent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977073886383816908) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-11T18:08Z 112.2K followers, 61.5K engagements


"How life feels when you finally leave investment banking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977124134829400435) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-11T21:28Z 112.2K followers, 16.2K engagements


"Show me your $10K bonus paycheck from X and I will quit my job to come work for you right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977427696985735584) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-12T17:34Z 112.2K followers, 34.4K engagements


"The Forbes billionaire list were all bullied or ridiculed for being outliers at some point in their life The key to becoming rich is to actually find something that is deemed uncool by society spend XX years working on it and wait till it becomes cool to do just that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977479363072344112) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-12T20:59Z 112.2K followers, 49.5K engagements


"Bill Gates was into computers before it was cool Buffett was into investing before it was cool Bezos was into e-commerce before it was Brian Armstrong was into crypto before it was cool Elon was into EVs before it was cool. List goes on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977479720540508653) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-12T21:01Z 112.2K followers, 6597 engagements


"We are never actually getting to AGI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978277384886301156) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-15T01:50Z 112.2K followers, 33.4K engagements


"Imagine paying $500B for OpenAI when I bought the pro version of OpenAI by paying $XX per month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978536037598028193) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-15T18:58Z 112.2K followers, 9797 engagements


"Woman says that she wants a man minimum height of XX a job with no earnings cap (corporate jobs making $150K not enough) only takes business class flights in shape and works out regularly If you do a quick AI search and also filter for men who are single this describes roughly XXX% of the population The most obvious societal outcome is her sharing this man with other women"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1955043917000253579) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-08-11T23:09Z 112.2K followers, 5.4M engagements


"A collection of my private equity-focused primers and slides 🧵 1/ Leveraged Buyout Primer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1966994626352472396) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-13T22:37Z 112.2K followers, 66.8K engagements


"If you woke up today and have a job can call both your parents not physically ill have somewhere to go back home to it is a good day regardless of what else is going on in the world or what you might be stressed about easy to take these things for granted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1968384931316514918) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-17T18:41Z 112.2K followers, 749.8K engagements


"Dating and job markets operate in the same exact way Few understand this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1972109175707902235) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-28T01:20Z 112.2K followers, 623.8K engagements


"Private equity firms when you ask them when they will be returning capital to their LPs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976115998551048378) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-09T02:42Z 112.2K followers, 27.9K engagements


"There will be no second date but at least she now understands the difference between broadly syndicated loan and private credit markets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977444359021920487) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-12T18:40Z 112.2K followers, 86.5K engagements


"Accountants at Deloitte after watching this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978857793621729752) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-16T16:17Z 112.2K followers, 935.6K engagements


"All the flaws of Mamdani that people point out on this platform are features not bugs for his supporters "believes in socialism" "raising taxes to XX% for the wealthy" "govt run grocery store" Yes those are the reasons why his supporters are voting for him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979702897534468448) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-19T00:15Z 112.2K followers, 6965 engagements


"POV you just told the buyside headhunter you work in equity capital markets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1954548228759630135) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-08-10T14:19Z 112.2K followers, 38.7K engagements


"Private equity has wanted to capture retail investor channel for some time now The issue however is that public facing vehicles such as ETFs and mutual funds have much lower fees compared to traditional X and XX PE firms Likely outcome is that private equity will need to compress their fee structure to attract retail capital The question then becomes: is there enough volume of retail capital available to offset the fee compression that PE firms will have to provide I dont know the answer but I would personally not pay an additional XXX% in fees (vs SPY ETF for example) just to have exposure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1970676425922408661) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-24T02:27Z 112.2K followers, 116.5K engagements


"Your intern shows up to the office in this outfit. What is your first reaction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975030042431541488) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-06T02:47Z 112.2K followers, 31.9K engagements


"An entire generation under the age of XX is coming to realization that having a family and home will never be within the grasp of reality for them Society is not ready for the consequences of this. A generation with no stake in the system would rather watch it burn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1963324365334090139) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-03T19:33Z 112.2K followers, 13.7M engagements


"This is probably the worst job market for recent graduates and junior employees in a very long time If you have a good job currently you should cherish it. You are one of the lucky ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1970178319674155271) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-22T17:28Z 112.2K followers, 1.5M engagements


"We used to care about valuation multiples for our investments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1971190241315918037) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-25T12:29Z 112.2K followers, 59.5K engagements


"Top hedge fund performance through YTD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1974116501260296543) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-03T14:17Z 112.2K followers, 144.1K engagements


"How it feels when you buy the absolute bottom of a stock and it rallies right after"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1974858489592950853) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-05T15:25Z 112.2K followers, 130.4K engagements


"Someone smarter than me explain why a country that is $XX trillion in debt is rescuing another countrys economy and currency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976482920786526605) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-10T03:00Z 112.2K followers, 25.2K engagements


"Just imagine how wrong the economists will be proven about AI in XX years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977527682285125668) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-13T00:11Z 112.2K followers, 54.8K engagements


"Life of an investment banking analyst summarized"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977546241870369052) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-13T01:25Z 112.2K followers, 32K engagements


"Society if people just used XX% as their default discount rate instead of using the capital asset pricing model"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977567644141465799) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-13T02:50Z 112.2K followers, 55.8K engagements


"so like my question is if subsidizing demand just increases price and doesnt increase supply of housing how come the government keeps trying to subsidize demand instead of just building more housing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978123119597384140) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-14T15:37Z 112.2K followers, 45.5K engagements


"Investment banking MDs with their third wife at the happy hour (he lost half his net worth to the last wife)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978301908642046346) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-15T03:28Z 112.2K followers, 49.4K engagements


"OpenAI the adult erotica generator company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978633204073447538) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-16T01:24Z 112.2K followers, 9210 engagements


"Me after hedging all my real estate exposure by betting on Zohran Mamdani winning NYC mayor on Kalshi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978936606812741689) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-16T21:30Z 112.2K followers, 30.8K engagements


"Never deleting this app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978981842876321934) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-17T00:30Z 112.2K followers, 11K engagements


"Many such cases"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979018737379340414) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-17T02:56Z 112.2K followers, 114.5K engagements


"Investment banking analysts on day X vs at the end of their X year stint after eating Seamless at the desk everyday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979233804926460020) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-17T17:11Z 112.2K followers, 27.1K engagements


"Hemant Taneja CEO of General Catalyst which raised an $8bn fund last year Bubbles are good. Bubbles align capital and talent in a new trend and that creates some carnage but it also creates enduring new businesses. We are in the bubbles are good part of the cycle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979254412968075351) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-17T18:33Z 112.2K followers, 14K engagements


"If you dont think AI is having any real impact on the economy or labor market I urge you to read these stories This is just the beginning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979317873777741883) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-17T22:45Z 112.2K followers, 49.3K engagements


"Remote work is a career killer for most young people If majority of your company works remotely or most of your managers work remotely you should switch companies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979683877028614346) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-18T22:59Z 112.2K followers, 224.7K engagements


"It looks like spending XX hours a day updating excel and listening to earnings calls doesnt actually mean you will outperform the market after all Mr Bond"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1980084219624759639) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-20T01:30Z 112.2K followers, 59.5K engagements


"Bill Ackman discusses the investment decision behind one of the best hedge fund trades of all time During the GFC Pershing Square acquired a XX% stake in GGP for roughly $60M By the time they sold in 2014 the fund had realized a gain of 26x on initial capital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1920859005649289278) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-05-09T15:10Z 112.2K followers, 63K engagements


"Ever since I was a child I wanted to provide bespoke M&A and capital raising advice to Fortune XXX clients"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1973150243492601883) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-30T22:17Z 112.2K followers, 32.7K engagements


"Watching people plan their retirement based on the assumption that S&P XXX will compound at XX% forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1974471382479335770) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-04T13:47Z 112.2K followers, 606.7K engagements


"Just got X back to back Zoom meetings scheduled on a Sunday night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977393816756707408) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-12T15:19Z 112.2K followers, 13.9K engagements


"CEOs after announcing a partnership with OpenAI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978259933779919058) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-15T00:41Z 112.2K followers, 15.2K engagements


"Student loans are doing unrepairable damage to the financial future of the younger generation Not proposing that we use taxpayer money to bail out these folks but what is the realistic solution here Some of these people will never earn a wage that makes these loans payable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1957524797166088500) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-08-18T19:27Z 112.2K followers, 654.4K engagements


"The Mag X stocks drove XX% of the increase in equity market cap across the ENTIRE U.S. stock market in 2023 That number was XX% in 2024 and XX% for YTD 2025 These X companies alone are now XX% of the entire U.S. equity market vs XX% just X years ago in 2022"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975752311524729240) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-08T02:37Z 112.2K followers, 11.7K engagements


"Say what you will about Chamath but he got this call about Bitcoin absolutely spot on This was back in the early 2010s when Wall Street had absolutely no idea what it even was Well ahead of the game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977181220761956599) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-12T01:15Z 112.3K followers, 115.9K engagements


"Restructuring 101: Double Dip Transactions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1847671110046814547) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2024-10-19T16:08Z 112.3K followers, 63.1K engagements


"What finance related opinion do you have that will have people like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1948943965375320504) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-07-26T03:10Z 112.3K followers, 6.5M engagements


"Refreshing to see younger folks gravitate towards the trades and not fall for the you have to go to college mentality With how expensive tuition has gotten and risk of AI automating white collar jobs first the risk reward has tilted in blue collars favor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1967931181086965831) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-16T12:38Z 112.3K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Mom how did we get so rich Your dad charged X and XX to underperform the S&P 500"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1974317089294102861) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-04T03:34Z 112.3K followers, 625.8K engagements


"NVIDIA is investing into OpenAI who is now using that money to invest in AMD OpenAI also has the Stargate partnership with Oracle who is buying chips from NVIDIA to offer cloud compute back to NVIDIA OpenAI and AMD with a $300B backlog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975223987090391200) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-06T15:37Z 112.3K followers, 183K engagements


"Private equity stocks are starting to lag behind the S&P 500"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976634806348980640) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-10T13:03Z 112.3K followers, 16.7K engagements


"The UK Prime Minister to Goldman Sachs to Microsoft Senior Advisor pipeline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977103815259439271) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-11T20:07Z 112.3K followers, 23.2K engagements


"Great primer on types of BDCs from Apollo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977192727302619342) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-12T02:00Z 112.3K followers, 49.3K engagements


"How it feels when you have been dollar cost averaging into the S&P XXX while everyone invested in growth stocks and meme coins became deca millionaires over the last X months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1977899520978555274) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-14T00:49Z 112.2K followers, 155.7K engagements


"Investment banking VPs when you leave gridlines on in your excel model"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978141231554142351) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-14T16:49Z 112.2K followers, 37.8K engagements


"Working in person is the easiest source of career alpha available for young folks today Nothing ever beats face time with your seniors if you want to quickly step up the ranks at your organization You can be the best employee ever but if your manager doesnt know your face the chances of your promotion goes down drastically A mediocre employee coming into the office X days a week will likely end up much further ahead than someone working remote"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978659536832458970) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-16T03:09Z 112.2K followers, 55K engagements


"Not a single Zohran Mamdani supporter can explain this chart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978917371612913951) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-16T20:14Z 112.2K followers, 113.7K engagements


"Public markets are the new private markets Buyout firms are increasingly looking at public markets as their hunting ground for deals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1979551664609935476) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-18T14:14Z 112.2K followers, 13.9K engagements


"Electronic Arts set to go private at a $55B valuation the largest private equity buyout in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1972642776606282135) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-09-29T12:41Z 112.2K followers, 108.1K engagements


"Pretty incredible just how much of the S&P XXX market cap is tied to the success of OpenAI alone If it fails its a domino effect from there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1975649032522412347) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-07T19:46Z 112.2K followers, 214.7K engagements


"During my analyst years I cant remember how many times I had to step away from a date or friends just to turn some useless comments from my VP or MD This tool from Shortcut is a game changer. If you are a banking analyst or private equity associate go check them out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976033496331321736) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-08T21:14Z 112.2K followers, 60.7K engagements


"Imagine spending XX hours a day projecting cash flows and learning business fundamentals when you could have just bought a piece of rock instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976300398571864177) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-09T14:55Z 112.2K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Better idea: find a girl with a rich family and become CEO of her dads company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976337196123853046) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-09T17:21Z 112.2K followers, 713.7K engagements


"KKRs founder Henry Kravis would literally give up everything to be XX again If you are younger than XX you are richer than most billionaires just in the time you have left Do with that information what you will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976430868920193226) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-09T23:33Z 112.2K followers, 229.7K engagements


"Never ask a man his salary Never ask a woman her age Never ask an investment banker how many hours they actually work if you dont include sitting around and waiting for comments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1978077013672952120) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-14T12:34Z 112.2K followers, 68.4K engagements


"Law school and MBA applications are the perfect contra indicator of how hot the job market is Applications always spike up whenever people dont have any near term career prospects or are struggling to find work in the first place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1980058323455234418) [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) 2025-10-19T23:47Z 112.2K followers, 180.3K engagements