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# ![@BoringBiz_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1652717271469506565.png) @BoringBiz_ Boring_Business

There are no recent news or social posts specifically about Boring_Business. However, the current trend seems to be focused on discussions about private equity, investment banking, and the impact of AI on finance roles. Many users are sharing their experiences and thoughts on these topics, including the challenges of working in investment banking and the potential for AI to automate certain tasks.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1652717271469506565/interactions)
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### Social Influence

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[finance](/list/finance)  #656 [stocks](/list/stocks)  #880 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[private equity](/topic/private-equity) #57, [investment](/topic/investment) #359, [finance](/topic/finance) #1083, [if you](/topic/if-you) #1348, [history](/topic/history) 3.41%, [ai](/topic/ai) 3.41%, [business](/topic/business) 2.44%, [money](/topic/money) 2.44%, [goldman sachs](/topic/goldman-sachs) #9, [at a](/topic/at-a) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[Goldman Sachs (GS)](/topic/goldman-sachs) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Accenture (ACN)](/topic/accenture) [Dell Technologies, Inc. (DELL)](/topic/dell) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock) [Metadium (META)](/topic/$meta)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"If you want to work at a hedge fund or public markets these are my X recommended books to pick up Each one is a deep dive into economic and monetary history how asset classes performed and how managers added alpha in various cycles Easily my favorites"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1990117478857335212)  2025-11-16T17:59Z 125.7K followers, 193.8K engagements


"I keep a folder of business history papers that I revisit every so often. These are the articles or pieces of writing that are meant to be read over and over again. This shareholder letter from Jeff Bezos is always at the top of the list A few others on my list How to Think for Yourself by Paul Graham (@paulg) America's Open Wound by Snowden Transcript of Soros' Speech on Reflexivity All of Buffett's Berkshire Shareholder Letters The Bitcoin White Paper Market for Lemons by George Akerlof Myth of the Long Run by Keynes Psychology of Human Misjudgement by Munger Henry Singleton's shareholder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996056414008095095)  2025-12-03T03:18Z 125.7K followers, 34.2K engagements


"How life feels after doing months of due diligence on a deal just for it to fall apart at the last minute"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997311725465387158)  2025-12-06T14:26Z 125.6K followers, 14.3K engagements


"6. Dual income families have been on the rise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516264705872308)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 49.1K engagements


"Easily one of the greatest scenes of all time not just in finance movies but all movies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1986927929247306168)  2025-11-07T22:45Z 125.7K followers, 1.9M engagements


"Easiest way to tell if an excel file was prepared by an ex banker or private equity person all hard codes in blue formulas in black links to other sheets in green no gridlines column A and B width narrowed and sheet starts on C2 or C3 title of file has version vF or vFinal print view is turned on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1992341065190477837)  2025-11-22T21:15Z 125.7K followers, 345.5K engagements


"Whenever I see someone staying in banking beyond the age of 28"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995645844226539830)  2025-12-02T00:07Z 125.7K followers, 218.3K engagements


"Trumps advice on how to handle stress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995706576967983342)  2025-12-02T04:08Z 125.7K followers, 757.9K engagements


"If your bookshelf looks like this you have been underperforming the S&P XXX for the last X years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996682354795147575)  2025-12-04T20:45Z 125.7K followers, 79.1K engagements


"My mental framework of building financial models in banking or private equity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997732990504579273)  2025-12-07T18:20Z 125.7K followers, 41.6K engagements


"College will not help you find a job. But not having a college degree can prevent you from finding a job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995234154099962244)  2025-11-30T20:51Z 125.7K followers, 180.4K engagements


"The type of performance you need to land an entry level minimum wage job that requires a college degree and X years of work experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995853369672696274)  2025-12-02T13:51Z 125.7K followers, 13.9K engagements


"The progress of AI spreadsheet work is absolutely unbelievable. Scary time to be a college student or new finance graduate Best advice is to brush up on soft skills like sales as much as possible. The easy technical skills will not have the same value in the future as today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996328659041259628)  2025-12-03T21:20Z 125.7K followers, 147.5K engagements


"Me and the girl I landed by buying companies with a mix of debt and equity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997373715743391750)  2025-12-06T18:32Z 125.7K followers, 12.3K engagements


"Still think about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997437715994779660)  2025-12-06T22:47Z 125.7K followers, 404.4K engagements


"14. Government debt has gone through the roof. Governments now borrow more than ever before to finance their country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516300260905243)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 27.6K engagements


"16. P/E (price to equity) ratios have moved up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516310788681841)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 25.2K engagements


"Investment banking analyst realizing they will be updating model assumptions on the Warner Bros M&A deal all throughout their holidays"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998122398436982804)  2025-12-08T20:07Z 125.7K followers, 58.3K engagements


"Student loans are doing unrepairable damage to the financial future of the younger generation Not proposing that we use taxpayer money to bail out these folks but what is the realistic solution here Some of these people will never earn a wage that makes these loans payable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1957524797166088500)  2025-08-18T19:27Z 125.5K followers, 654.8K engagements


"An entire generation under the age of XX is coming to realization that having a family and home will never be within the grasp of reality for them Society is not ready for the consequences of this. A generation with no stake in the system would rather watch it burn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1963324365334090139)  2025-09-03T19:33Z 125.5K followers, 13.7M engagements


"When your analyst leaves the office for X hours on a Tuesday for a doctors appointment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1972997558164455834)  2025-09-30T12:10Z 125.7K followers, 13M engagements


"So if we layoff everyone to increase margins this year who will have money left to buy your products next year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1983237774615445574)  2025-10-28T18:21Z 125.6K followers, 6.8M engagements


"11/ Distribution of equity returns based on scenarios"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993099997542580292)  2025-11-24T23:30Z 125.5K followers, XXX engagements


"12/ Huge distribution of alpha generation between top quartile asset managers and median"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993100000784793913)  2025-11-24T23:30Z 125.5K followers, XXX engagements


"POV you decided to become a value investor in 2015"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993480850013319648)  2025-11-26T00:44Z 125.4K followers, 6747 engagements


"POV you are a finance bro on the best date of your life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993754401035751462)  2025-11-26T18:51Z 125.4K followers, 101.6K engagements


"Steve Balmer was the lost era of Microsoft history. And yet he became richer than Bill Gates simply because Balmer refused to sell his stock. He reportedly now earns over billion dollars in annual dividends from his stock portfolio alone Lesson in concentration and conviction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993908762667831749)  2025-11-27T05:04Z 125.6K followers, 192.7K engagements


"This is my quant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994051890431013052)  2025-11-27T14:33Z 125.7K followers, 93.3K engagements


"Theres our little investment banker. Why dont you come down and tell everyone about all the shareholder value you generated this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994111197457895933)  2025-11-27T18:28Z 125.4K followers, 24.2K engagements


"@phjertstedt working XX hrs a week sacrificing your early 20s and time with family / children is not that far off from selling your soul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994164912633897436)  2025-11-27T22:02Z 125.6K followers, 108.5K engagements


"We are never fixing our deficit problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994219328053358647)  2025-11-28T01:38Z 125.5K followers, 46.3K engagements


"If you think the current market is crazy just remember that people were trading digital pictures of apes for millions of dollars in 2021"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994817268140970208)  2025-11-29T17:14Z 125.5K followers, 220.2K engagements


"We used to actually care about things like cash flow and discount rates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995536329258549579)  2025-12-01T16:51Z 125.5K followers, 52.8K engagements


"Still think about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995676351375048769)  2025-12-02T02:08Z 125.5K followers, 35.6K engagements


"Slowly coming to terms with the fact that we are never going to fix our budget deficit Just print more money and pray that technological innovation will keep enough countries interested in buying our debt at cheap rates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995977150357537150)  2025-12-02T22:03Z 125.6K followers, 63.7K engagements


"@jonsommet investing your money into an index fund doesnt create any value"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996215450057818523)  2025-12-03T13:50Z 125.6K followers, 5815 engagements


"Wharton grads after buying their local HVAC business with no website or CRM software using XX% debt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996368755295920465)  2025-12-03T23:59Z 125.6K followers, 111.9K engagements


"The same people who have been suggesting layoffs to corporate boards in the name of operational efficiency are finally becoming operationally efficient themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995663029556707647)  2025-12-02T01:15Z 125.6K followers, 102.5K engagements


"Something not talked about enough is how the year 1971 broke the US economy forever Here are XX fascinating charts to show you what I mean X. Productivity has skyrocketed while salaries have not moved at nearly the same pace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997515746642219389)  2025-12-07T03:57Z 125.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"This is easily my favorite clip of Bill Ackman His fund was down 30%+ Being sued by Valeant Pharma investors Going through divorce with his wife Elliot an activist firm trying to take over his fund Here is his advice on how to deal with the tough moments in life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1932264945820864784)  2025-06-10T02:33Z 125.7K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Imagine spending XX hours a day projecting cash flows and learning business fundamentals when you could have just bought a piece of rock instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1976300398571864177)  2025-10-09T14:55Z 125.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"BREAKING: JP Morgan is considering cutting junior investment banking roles and outsourcing them to India"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1981715500276085138)  2025-10-24T13:32Z 125.7K followers, 3.4M engagements


"This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man eating by yourself: $XX eating with gf or wife: $120"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1982577032115687576)  2025-10-26T22:36Z 125.7K followers, 6.6M engagements


"I think pretty safe to say that investment banking is now a better risk-adjusted career path than private equity if you want to get paid top dollars early in your career Most friends I know at the Assoc and VP level in banking are making much more on a cash basis than their peers at PE firms Principals and MDs in PE are also stuck with carry that is not worth a lot in some cases. Even if it is worth something that carry is taking much longer to vest vs 2010s when rates were effectively zero IB on the other hand recently raised base salaries across the board. Bonuses are real (many banks now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1988061287369048479)  2025-11-11T01:48Z 125.6K followers, 155.4K engagements


"White House using Door Dash data to measure inflation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1988361473408536625)  2025-11-11T21:41Z 125.7K followers, 3M engagements


"Amongst finance circles Evercore Amongst everyone else Goldman Sachs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993683721925361671)  2025-11-26T14:10Z 125.6K followers, 50.6K engagements


"In finance there is not enough emphasis on creating simple models that are efficient and get you to a right conclusion quickly Most models created inside of large investment banks and private equity firms are running X different tabs that can flex XX different scenarios The assumption tab alone is XXX rows and lets you change all the variables you can possibly imagine. It is always overkill And the worst part is that these models often lead you to no real takeaways. To put it simply they sacrifice accuracy for precision Thought I would share some advice on how to keep your operating models"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994273668478771580)  2025-11-28T05:14Z 125.7K followers, 92.8K engagements


"Michael Burry on how he used CDS instruments to short the housing market during the Great Financial Crisis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994497561579913452)  2025-11-28T20:04Z 125.7K followers, 23.8K engagements


"Most companies are paying their bottom performers too much and their top performers too little"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994591448310976815)  2025-11-29T02:17Z 125.7K followers, 34.5K engagements


"Cant wait to return to this after X days of incredible food and time with family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994850666293100895)  2025-11-29T19:27Z 125.7K followers, 546.6K engagements


"A single penny swing in energy costs will result in roughly $18bn of impact for AI companies by 2030 Cheap power from the grid is going to be incredibly important to earn a good ROI on all this AI capex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994943583582056838)  2025-11-30T01:36Z 125.7K followers, 22.6K engagements


"I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Now lets really ramp up those sales calls for December so we can close out on a strong Q4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995549325011693847)  2025-12-01T17:43Z 125.7K followers, 102.3K engagements


"We are in the being priced out of groceries and housing is actually good stage of the economy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995607309419266317)  2025-12-01T21:33Z 125.6K followers, 25.2K engagements


"Dumb take If everyone has $4.4M no one has $4.4M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996031346943426731)  2025-12-03T01:38Z 125.7K followers, 824.7K engagements


"Seriously who is paying for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996252289099792799)  2025-12-03T16:16Z 125.7K followers, 2.6M engagements


"Jensen Huang on Joe Rogan is like a Taylor Swift concert for people who know what a GPU is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996312064617333025)  2025-12-03T20:14Z 125.7K followers, 121.2K engagements


"Slowly coming to realize that the people who are considered the best in their field are there not because of IQ or a random burst of genius It is just consistency. Showing up everyday doing the boring tasks that no one sees and then doing it over and over again This type of work goes unrecognized for years and sometimes even for decades in a row Then all of a sudden the world wakes up and realizes that you have lapped the competition way behind. They call you an overnight success or thinks you hacked some magic formula to success Reality could not be further from this. There is no magic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996415054569222295)  2025-12-04T03:03Z 125.7K followers, 44.6K engagements


"Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Teams"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996642180128297391)  2025-12-04T18:06Z 125.7K followers, 2.4M engagements


"Management has XXX years of cumulative experi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996753925912039527)  2025-12-05T01:30Z 125.7K followers, 480.8K engagements


"If your job required you to set up Teams status every time you were away for just XX minutes would you still do that job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996797383129419923)  2025-12-05T04:22Z 125.7K followers, 227.7K engagements


"Netflix executive team after acquiring HBOs entire content base"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997006353991188702)  2025-12-05T18:13Z 125.6K followers, 9821 engagements


"This is my quant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997016917404799086)  2025-12-05T18:55Z 125.7K followers, 76.5K engagements


"Starting to become a believer that investor relations is ultimately going to be considered the front office role at the large private equity funds The underwriting has become somewhat of a commodity. There is simply too much capital chasing too few opportunities at the large and UMM scale Deals are often bid down to lowest taker. You can see this in where multiples have trended over time Private equity firms have realized that having a guaranteed X% management fee is much cushier once you aggregate enough money. Much less stress than risking capital to chase a couple points of excess return"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997113564172005653)  2025-12-06T01:19Z 125.7K followers, 148.6K engagements


"POV you made the mistake of asking a consultant what they do for work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997390539658858791)  2025-12-06T19:39Z 125.7K followers, 424.6K engagements


"BlackRock just published their private market outlook for 2026 A few charts that caught my eye 1/ Investors remain concerned about exit environment for private assets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997473883575001373)  2025-12-07T01:10Z 125.7K followers, 60.4K engagements


"5/ Syndicated private IG market showing surge in activity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997473907566133285)  2025-12-07T01:11Z 125.6K followers, 3333 engagements


"11/ Data centers are now the leading specialized real estate asset across all geographies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997473933457817674)  2025-12-07T01:11Z 125.7K followers, 6106 engagements


"12/ Private equity portfolios show the stabilizing effect of diversification. Investors buying a large bucket can expect returns within a smaller standard deviation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997473937262002446)  2025-12-07T01:11Z 125.7K followers, 5076 engagements


"11. Adjusting prices for inflation only really became common after 1971"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516287111778489)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 30.9K engagements


"This is my quant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997693069152735361)  2025-12-07T15:41Z 125.7K followers, 3M engagements


"Apple every time they release a phone with a slightly better camera"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997720355792953594)  2025-12-07T17:30Z 125.7K followers, 57.1K engagements


"Proof that a lot of corporate work environments are just adult daycares in disguise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997804067834470718)  2025-12-07T23:03Z 125.7K followers, 3.6M engagements


"Many such cases"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997858323660759239)  2025-12-08T02:38Z 125.7K followers, 141.1K engagements


"Only XX% of American 8th graders score at or above the NAEP science benchmark assessment If we are going to win the future in technology and science that number needs to go much higher The only other alternative would be to keep importing talent from abroad to fill the gap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998147531071488409)  2025-12-08T21:47Z 125.7K followers, 6320 engagements


"How she looks at you when you tell her that you will be spending Christmas generating shareholder value for your investment banking clients"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998198217268486615)  2025-12-09T01:09Z 125.7K followers, 18.3K engagements


"Accumulate assets or get left behind forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998432409734217974)  2025-12-09T16:39Z 125.7K followers, 235.3K engagements


"POV you just asked an investment banking analyst how they came up with the assumptions in their model"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998503594589589683)  2025-12-09T21:22Z 125.7K followers, 23.8K engagements


"This is probably the worst job market for recent graduates and junior employees in a very long time If you have a good job currently you should cherish it. You are one of the lucky ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1970178319674155271)  2025-09-22T17:28Z 125.7K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Electronic Arts set to go private at a $55B valuation the largest private equity buyout in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1972642776606282135)  2025-09-29T12:41Z 125.7K followers, 121.7K engagements


"Top hedge fund performance through YTD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1974116501260296543)  2025-10-03T14:17Z 125.7K followers, 146K engagements


"a theory of mine is that social media has completely broken the mind of Gen Z and millennials when it comes to work their whole lives they have been told to pursue college work really hard at their 9-5 job go above and beyond for their boss then save some income to hopefully purchase a home and family one day all the people who followed this path are now watching their savings crumble away due to inflation. homeownership feels out of reach like never before then they turn over and look at the XX year olds making millions of dollars posting content on YouTube and TikTok. they are able to live"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1986173159075135821)  2025-11-05T20:45Z 125.7K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Have been saying this for a while but private equity is no longer the career it used to be Funds are no longer returning capital to LPs at the same rate. Means carry dollars are worth much less and also you are waiting much longer for carry to vest At the top end deals are becoming increasingly competitive. Numbers of firms bidding on a quality deal is simply too high. Auction led process drives prices up leverage up and the risk / reward becomes much less favorable As time for carry to vest is increasing middle managers and sticking around for much longer at any given firm. This puts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1991946067332461028)  2025-11-21T19:05Z 125.7K followers, 174.3K engagements


"Reality of being a private equity associate Walk into the office at X AM. You are tired from consecutive set of X AM nights you had to pull for the entire week before on a deal that ultimately ended up nowhere Principal comes by your desk and hands you some analysis to run for an existing PortCo. You bought this thing at peak multiples back in 2021 and now the numbers dont justify anywhere close to the valuation you paid. LPs are asking for return of capital and MD has asked you to get "creative" on how this can be accomplished You run the analysis putting together X different transaction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993429364990411137)  2025-11-25T21:19Z 125.7K followers, 512.6K engagements


"Men only want one thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1993799043752096016)  2025-11-26T21:48Z 125.7K followers, 827.2K engagements


"Still think about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994127208118714465)  2025-11-27T19:32Z 125.7K followers, 9.9M engagements


"Imagine spending XX years in school attending an Ivy League earning a perfect GPA doing X internships grinding XX hrs a week for XX years to make MD And then you see a XX year old OF creator make more in X years than you will over your entire career"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994144719530807756)  2025-11-27T20:42Z 125.7K followers, 4.5M engagements


"How investment bankers expect their Hinge date to react after telling her that they work at a bulge bracket bank"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994191542282563630)  2025-11-27T23:48Z 125.7K followers, 55.1K engagements


"Still think about this quote from Olivia Coffey the private equity associate who went on to row for the U.S. in the olympics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994442929826357680)  2025-11-28T16:27Z 125.6K followers, 41.4K engagements


"Telling my kids this is Kendall from Succession"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994463108245409852)  2025-11-28T17:47Z 125.7K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Coming back to your college campus after landing a full time offer at Goldman Sachs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994514848332615839)  2025-11-28T21:12Z 125.7K followers, 62.1K engagements


""Yeah X pm meeting day after Thanksgiving sounds great""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994542177725362461)  2025-11-28T23:01Z 125.6K followers, 58.8K engagements


"Genuinely think Lord of Finance is one of the greatest finance books of all time It details the post World War I era and economic policies that ultimately laid ground for the next conflict Absolute page turner if you love history and economics. Regret not reading it sooner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994835915802599835)  2025-11-29T18:28Z 125.7K followers, 65K engagements


"Working theory of mine is that we have not yet priced in the amount of healthcare discoveries and breakthroughs that will be possible through AI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1994866955728429313)  2025-11-29T20:31Z 125.6K followers, 260.7K engagements


"Still think about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995154466715398323)  2025-11-30T15:34Z 125.7K followers, 178K engagements


"Headline numbers would make you believe that people are doing better than ever before but BNPL services saw a X% increase this Black Friday XX% of shoppers aged XX to XX used BNPL Younger millennials increased BNPL usage by XX% vs last year XX% of households earning above $100K used BNPL XX% of BNPL users now use it to finance groceries Thats the story here. People are relying on financing for consumer purchases more than ever before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995172697085530438)  2025-11-30T16:46Z 125.6K followers, 155.2K engagements


"Pretty amazing just how quickly the narrative shift is happening from OpenAI to Google"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995226790420504946)  2025-11-30T20:21Z 125.7K followers, 82.6K engagements


"He is not broke. He is just one promotion away from THE Vice President of Goldman Sachs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995271459443474890)  2025-11-30T23:19Z 125.6K followers, 26.6K engagements


"6 years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995283813606564065)  2025-12-01T00:08Z 125.7K followers, 8.6M engagements


"Showing up the site visit with your MD after reading a XX page banker CIM filled with buzzwords that told you nothing about the business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995310403216441426)  2025-12-01T01:54Z 125.7K followers, 15.9K engagements


"When you ask your boss why he never learned to PDF a document"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995324894490337652)  2025-12-01T02:51Z 125.7K followers, 684.6K engagements


"Still think about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995347773848183288)  2025-12-01T04:22Z 125.7K followers, 1.7M engagements


"You ask your analyst to build an excel model and this is the first formula you see What is your reaction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995692681390063916)  2025-12-02T03:13Z 125.6K followers, 99.8K engagements


"He just discovered why you discount future cash flows back to present value"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1995954263009419404)  2025-12-02T20:32Z 125.7K followers, 399K engagements


"A really simple piece of career advice is to never complain about anything related to work in front of your coworkers Doesn't matter if it is a buddy you really trust or late night when it's just the juniors in the bullpen A big part of why you get paid so much is to deal with the bad managers fake deadlines and office politics. Like it or not you should assume these are a part of every job description Being known as "the guy" who complains about his or her work is never a good thing. Signals that you think only your life is difficult and undermines the efforts of others. Even if thats not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996075112139829755)  2025-12-03T04:32Z 125.7K followers, 363.6K engagements


"How she looks at you when you start explaining the capital asset pricing model on the first date"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996205449323143337)  2025-12-03T13:10Z 125.7K followers, 68K engagements


"Tell me about all those adjustments you made to EBITDA tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996352515517157668)  2025-12-03T22:55Z 125.7K followers, 77.9K engagements


"Uber has no cars Airbnb has no homes Meta has no metaverse This is the new economy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996587510177083869)  2025-12-04T14:28Z 125.7K followers, 116.2K engagements


"CNBC will literally show you Kalshi quotes while Jim Cramer yells buy buy buy and you are still bearish prediction markets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996662978557403202)  2025-12-04T19:28Z 125.6K followers, 17.7K engagements


"The masses are just discovering 401K vesting schedules"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1996949062721864037)  2025-12-05T14:25Z 125.7K followers, 231K engagements


"AI will replace all finance jobs AI:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997042035799273531)  2025-12-05T20:34Z 125.7K followers, 54.5K engagements


"Watching influencers half your age make millions of dollars while you continue to grind XX hours a week at your investment banking job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997079326320193862)  2025-12-05T23:03Z 125.7K followers, 19.1K engagements


"Private equity firms coming up with EBITDA adjustments before asking lenders to fund a dividend recap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997163291471438173)  2025-12-06T04:36Z 125.7K followers, 19.1K engagements


"CFOs with XX years of experience when the XX year old private equity associate starts explaining EBITDA add backs to them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997340461124505911)  2025-12-06T16:20Z 125.7K followers, 747.5K engagements


"Good times create high EBITDA multiples High EBITDA multiples create bad times Bad times create low EBITDA multiples Low EBITDA multiples create good times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997416886150091126)  2025-12-06T21:24Z 125.7K followers, 50.1K engagements


"6/ Private equity secondaries volume continues to ramp up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997473911265804411)  2025-12-07T01:11Z 125.6K followers, 3253 engagements


"These used to be $XXXX just X years ago even on Uber Eats. Now $XXXX. If you held the Uber Eats McChicken as a stock you would have outperformed the S&P XXX since 2020"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997491573089554873)  2025-12-07T02:21Z 125.7K followers, 96.4K engagements


"7. Inflation has skyrocketed as displayed by the price of X can of Campbell's soup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516268153520592)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 39.2K engagements


"9. Home prices have gone up more than ever before despite stagnant incomes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516278194672087)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 34.9K engagements


"12. More currencies have collapsed in modern age today than ever before in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516290651803727)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 30K engagements


"15. The U.S. mostly stopped operating at a surplus after 1971"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997516306128744665)  2025-12-07T03:59Z 125.7K followers, 28K engagements


"Yahoo might be the unluckiest company when it comes to M&A At the dotcom peak their market cap was nearly $125B. It sold in 2016 for just $5B to Verizon Along the way In 1998 Google offered to license their tech to Yahoo for $1M. Yahoo turned down the offer thinking they could make better search products in house In 2002 Yahoo turned down $5B acquisition for Google. They sad the highest offer they would make was $3B. Google market cap has now a 1000x since that price In 2006 offered to buy Facebook for $1B. Decided not to increase offer when Zuck refused to sell at that price. Meta market cap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997764764974346533)  2025-12-07T20:26Z 125.7K followers, 90.8K engagements


"Investment banking analysts when a non-finance person asks them for help in excel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997782369026113666)  2025-12-07T21:36Z 125.7K followers, 157.6K engagements


"Reminder to give your kids this book before puberty if they want any shot at Goldman Sachs investment banking analyst class of 2047"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997823932502827119)  2025-12-08T00:21Z 125.7K followers, 18.3K engagements


"People dont like to hear this one but working weekends and late nights is the only way to get ahead early in your career You lack specific knowledge and experience. The only way to make up for it is with brute force effort"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997840525505049083)  2025-12-08T01:27Z 125.7K followers, 78.4K engagements


"Fantastic quote from Steve Jobs The older I get more I believe that traits like ambition and accountability are entrenched in a person by the time they finish early childhood While possible to learn later in life the successful cases are rare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1997887450002391212)  2025-12-08T04:34Z 125.7K followers, 70.3K engagements


"Babe wake up the storyline for Barbarians at the Gate XXX just dropped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998052285780496635)  2025-12-08T15:29Z 125.7K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Watching a hostile takeover battle for a $100B M&A deal is like a Taylor Swift concert for people who wear Patagonia vests"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998052988129042714)  2025-12-08T15:32Z 125.7K followers, 372.9K engagements


"There is only one correct answer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998082972793372898)  2025-12-08T17:31Z 125.7K followers, 43.4K engagements


"You are hiding inordinate amounts of Middle Eastern funding sources in your takeover bid are you not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998209986800005376)  2025-12-09T01:56Z 125.7K followers, 143.2K engagements


"Easily one of the best capital allocation and investing books out there Give it a read if you havent already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998246579459817853)  2025-12-09T04:21Z 125.7K followers, 52.4K engagements


"Kendall Roy walked so David Ellison could run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998415725820883245)  2025-12-09T15:33Z 125.7K followers, 239.1K engagements


"Mom how did we get so poor Your dad decided to be a bear while rates were coming down Mag X was spending money like drunken sailors AI was creating the biggest productivity boom in history and we had an administration that encouraged M&A deals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998582064350634053)  2025-12-10T02:34Z 125.7K followers, 7009 engagements


"You live paycheck to paycheck but only after contributing to your 401K paying for groceries renewing your Prime subscription and going on X hinge dates each month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1998597561825771979)  2025-12-10T03:36Z 125.7K followers, 31.8K engagements