[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @BoringBiz_ Boring_Business Private equity and venture capital continue to draw attention, with discussions on performance, fundraising, and investment strategies. There is also focus on credit investing, restructuring, and distressed debt, with resources shared on reading credit documents and understanding collateralized loan obligations. Industry leaders and experts are sharing insights on market trends, investment decisions, and career paths in finance. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1652717271469506565/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +5% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +815% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +1,780% ### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::1652717271469506565/posts_active)  - X Week XXX +3.60% - X Month XXX +30% - X Months XXXXX +162% - X Year XXXXX +70% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1652717271469506565/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +2.90% - X Month XXXXXX +10% - X Months XXXXXX +183% - X Year XXXXXX +542% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1652717271469506565/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1652717271469506565/influence) --- **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) #703 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) #1137 [currencies](/list/currencies) XXXX% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [private equity](/topic/private-equity) #12, [investment](/topic/investment) #98, [finance](/topic/finance) #683, [women](/topic/women) #584, [debt](/topic/debt) #23, [banking](/topic/banking) 2.59%, [nyc](/topic/nyc) #1004, [money](/topic/money) 2.07%, [open ai](/topic/open-ai) #882, [microsoft](/topic/microsoft) #425 **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@burneronx](/creator/undefined) [@darkage_thedon](/creator/undefined) [@treebasics](/creator/undefined) [@glowinski2china](/creator/undefined) [@geoffblades](/creator/undefined) [@thebeckles1988](/creator/undefined) [@0xdreamweaver](/creator/undefined) [@melissasavenko](/creator/undefined) [@dkarbowitz](/creator/undefined) [@vonlyxd](/creator/undefined) [@uglycarlspitale](/creator/undefined) [@badvalla40301](/creator/undefined) [@breidcredit](/creator/undefined) [@nw3](/creator/undefined) [@vinny_daniel0](/creator/undefined) [@libertyxpaceman](/creator/undefined) [@joebenjamin_](/creator/undefined) [@1234soeb](/creator/undefined) [@mxhcfc](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [Apollo Global Management, Inc. (APO)](/topic/$apo) [Goldman Sachs (GS)](/topic/goldman-sachs) [Hundred Million (100M)](/topic/$100m) [Palantir (PLTR)](/topic/$pltr) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock) [DoorDash, Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash) [Cloudflare, Inc. (NET)](/topic/cloudflare) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Ethereum (ETH)](/topic/ethereum) [Artificial Intelligence (AI4)](/topic/$ai4) [Sweetgreen, Inc. (SG)](/topic/$sg) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1652717271469506565/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "People talk about youth unemployment being a problem forget to mention that this applies only to men Young men need to outperform women to get jobs out of college all while being told that they are somehow the privileged ones We are leaving young men behind like never before"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946583342670905543) 2025-07-19 14:50:09 UTC 69K followers, 38.7K engagements "Harvard and Wharton MBAs thinking they are unique for ditching corporate America and buying a small family business with XX% debt"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944103782071050702) 2025-07-12 18:37:16 UTC 68.9K followers, 97.2K engagements "Sydney Sweeney is reportedly providing private credit unitranche loans to distressed borrowers at S+500 Golden age"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948402609607287109) 2025-07-24 15:19:16 UTC 69K followers, 65.1K engagements "If you run marketing for your company hire Sydney Sweeney for your ads. Go into debt if you have to AEO stock +10% after this announcement"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948142833480970660) 2025-07-23 22:07:00 UTC 69K followers, 143.1K engagements "MBA Associate just sent email with multiple em dashes and an emoji in the text"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947448544563994855) 2025-07-22 00:08:09 UTC 69K followers, 54.7K engagements "young people always overestimate how much talent is required to get ahead in life one of the most eye opening experiences early in your career is working alongside extremely successful people you realize that they are not that much smarter and most are not prodigies by any means their success formula was simply: work really hard make some sacrifices to your personal life build and keep key relationships find people to like and advocate for you thats really all it is. you dont need a XXX IQ to be successful. its just a matter of how much you want it and how much are you willing to sacrifice to"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1942629718940856586) 2025-07-08 16:59:51 UTC 69K followers, 609.7K engagements "If youre in your 20s in finance right now a couple of years at Northwestern Mutual will give you 10x the career juice of any MBA or graduate degree (and a lot less debt)"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947503434367963190) 2025-07-22 03:46:16 UTC 69K followers, 27.8K engagements "Torsten Slok Chief Economist of Apollo Global gives advice on why you should study global markets across assets "If you invest and you think about what is going in individual markets and other markets at the same time then that is in my view the recipe to be more successful""  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1926446834244809166) 2025-05-25 01:14:51 UTC 68.8K followers, 8110 engagements "@_sur_aj college graduate unemployment rate is higher than overall unemployment for the first time in XX years"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946235787579732032) 2025-07-18 15:49:05 UTC 68.8K followers, 102.5K engagements "The statistics are just eye popping By 2024 almost XX% of young men are neither employed or seeking a job compared to just XXX% a few decades ago Since 2000 womens weekly earnings have grown XX% while mens only grew X% Men spend XXX hours alone on average every day vs XXX hours for women Men make up XX% of the prison population in the U.S. Men on average spend XX% longer prison sentences for the same exact crime as women Young boys are suspended or expelled at 2x the rate in school for the same violations XX% of men are sexless between the ages of 25-34 compared to just XX% for women Only 39%"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946606289091453136) 2025-07-19 16:21:20 UTC 69K followers, 85K engagements "@Feedthafam0810 Even if you dont love it you need it"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946273544205181331) 2025-07-18 18:19:07 UTC 68.8K followers, 8705 engagements "@amoryxblaine the opportunities today are still endless if anything 10x more than before the internet"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946659440909852811) 2025-07-19 19:52:32 UTC 68.9K followers, XXX engagements "If you have a resume like this Zuck will find you in your sleep and shove a $100M signing bonus down your throat Wanted to create real value for the world Sorry no Your destiny is to tweak Instagrams algo and show slightly better ads to brain rotted teenagers"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947329726038552781) 2025-07-21 16:16:00 UTC 69K followers, 19.2K engagements "Typical night in the life of an investment banker"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1940486904518267260) 2025-07-02 19:05:05 UTC 68.9K followers, 75.6K engagements "Scenes from the Palantir office in NYC Protesters are literally blocking employees from entering the building and doing their work Something incredibly ironic about unemployed people telling the employed to quit their job $PLTR"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945182783728394290) 2025-07-15 18:04:50 UTC 69K followers, 563.9K engagements "Highly recommend giving this podcast a listen Seth Klarman one of the most legendary value investors dives into his investment philosophy Great discussion around fundamental analysis bargain hunting in public markets distressed investing and portfolio management"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948022675370057864) 2025-07-23 14:09:32 UTC 69K followers, 103K engagements "Zohran Mamdani cannot legally be a Presidential Nominee since he was not born in America You can buy dollars for $0.96c"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946313289253716047) 2025-07-18 20:57:03 UTC 69K followers, 297.8K engagements "Banks are starting to offer equity research on private companies such as OpenAI At this rate why do companies ever need to IPO anymore Continually capital raise from VC investors and payout employees with secondary fund raises Private markets are the new public markets"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946242392392184218) 2025-07-18 16:15:20 UTC 69K followers, 67.7K engagements "Worst career advice I have ever received was to just put my head down and keep working hard Reality is that perception and relationships matter way more for promotions than just hard work Would love to hear what bad advice you have received through your careers"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945668232448184550) 2025-07-17 02:13:50 UTC 68.9K followers, 63.7K engagements "Can pretty much mark my words on this Until America makes housing affordable for the next generation the trend towards socialism will continue Doesnt matter how much panicking educating or donating to alternative candidates we do"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944412721010614343) 2025-07-13 15:04:52 UTC 69K followers, 131.1K engagements "Reminder to always prioritize your health. The promotions and pay raises might come back health never truly does Lot of people learn this lesson the hard way"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944057439550058670) 2025-07-12 15:33:07 UTC 68.9K followers, 23K engagements "Earnouts in Private Equity Transactions Primer"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944072118427091304) 2025-07-12 16:31:26 UTC 69K followers, 61.5K engagements "the plan convince them to buy this company based on XXX years of cumulative management experience"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945874612295782800) 2025-07-17 15:53:54 UTC 68.8K followers, 19.9K engagements "The 2010s were essentially a lost decade in fixed income markets Treasury yields today are still higher than where they were for XX% of the time during the last two decades Chart sourced from BlackRock"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947045468212466099) 2025-07-20 21:26:28 UTC 69K followers, 8797 engagements "State of society today Men all saving their money like an apocalypse is coming Women all spending their money like they will just marry rich one day"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945957132429349153) 2025-07-17 21:21:49 UTC 68.9K followers, 47.2K engagements "Some unsolicited career advice Here are X things to consider before joining a private equity or buyside role"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944893185395728711) 2025-07-14 22:54:04 UTC 69K followers, 45.7K engagements "Reputation takes XX years to build and XX seconds to destroy. Play life accordingly"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948202295973576977) 2025-07-24 02:03:17 UTC 69K followers, 16.1K engagements "Humans saw this and still decided to invent adjusted EBITDA"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1933518582622638587) 2025-06-13 13:35:27 UTC 69K followers, 1.1M engagements "@analogcap Dont see how that is the issue"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944417752531272078) 2025-07-13 15:24:52 UTC 69K followers, XXX engagements "Investment banking analysts describing themselves to their Hinge date"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1941480139755487565) 2025-07-05 12:51:50 UTC 68.8K followers, 30.1K engagements "Companies founded with an MBA graduate or student from a top XX program as a co-founder DoorDash (GSB) Nubank (GSB) Coupang (HBS) Cloudflare (HBS) HubSpot (MIT) Grab (HBS) Okta (MIT) Zynga (HBS) Flexport (CBS) Grubhub (Booth) Peloton Interactive (HBS) Warby Parker (Wharton) Just Eat (HBS) FIGS (HBS) Data sourced from Meridian Ventures"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1935862356657221870) 2025-06-20 00:48:47 UTC 68.9K followers, 35.7K engagements "Sweetgreen The place where your salad gets stolen by ladies who show up in your Linkedin DMs the next day"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945625636699095533) 2025-07-16 23:24:34 UTC 68.9K followers, 6589 engagements "- Study for XX years - Make powerpoint decks for X years - Give instructions to make ppt decks for XX years - Find clients to send ppt decks to for XX years - Free for 5-10 years - Die Its a scam"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944200900714659984) 2025-07-13 01:03:10 UTC 68.9K followers, 270.9K engagements "Investment banking analysts after receiving their first bonus"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944232910841635249) 2025-07-13 03:10:22 UTC 69K followers, 195.7K engagements "Dating in NYC has gotten so bad that girls are stealing lunch orders from finance bros and stalking them on LinkedIn"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944526503192252851) 2025-07-13 22:37:00 UTC 69K followers, 6.3M engagements "Male college grads are now just as likely to be unemployed as people who never went to college Same is not true for women who are much more likely to land a job once they graduate college The data is just eye opening. We are leaving young men behind like never before"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946339034126533065) 2025-07-18 22:39:21 UTC 69K followers, 1.7M engagements "know a lot of extremely talented people who have been unemployed for 6+ months companies doing X rounds of interviews ghosting applicants left and right even if AI is not doing anyones job today it is certainly having an impact on headcount expectations for the near future"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946936529504416255) 2025-07-20 14:13:35 UTC 69K followers, 132.1K engagements "Grok explain this post and its knowledge you should have learned in second grade"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944158963798360494) 2025-07-12 22:16:32 UTC 69K followers, 12.9K engagements "@EugVibes maybe more willing to accept lower paying jobs vs men will hold out waiting for the higher paying one"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946576109203534025) 2025-07-19 14:21:24 UTC 68.9K followers, 30.9K engagements "The private equity board before firing the CFO for missing EBITDA expectation by 0.2%"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947386820183859383) 2025-07-21 20:02:53 UTC 69K followers, 372K engagements "if you want to be successful in your 40s forget about work life balance in your 20s and 30s"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945501273421197756) 2025-07-16 15:10:23 UTC 69K followers, 201.5K engagements "Apollo just released a XX page deck on the outlook for the US dollar Some charts that caught my eye 🧵 1/ Hedging costs have increased for foreign investors"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1943841842061013120) 2025-07-12 01:16:24 UTC 68.8K followers, 75.3K engagements "Fantastic show by the guys at @AcquiredFM tonight in NYC Favorite guest by far was Jamie Dimon Loved hearing him talk about building long term business value rather than just maximizing accounting numbers today"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945303388540805583) 2025-07-16 02:04:04 UTC 68.7K followers, 8998 engagements "By 1998 you would have known the internet was the future. By middle of 2000 you would have lost XX% of your money investing in it Reminder that you can be bullish on something and still agree that it is currently overvalued. A lesson that is getting lost in AI startup land"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944599583989936565) 2025-07-14 03:27:24 UTC 69K followers, 112.4K engagements "Getting an entry level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam Few realize this yet"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946199907544567881) 2025-07-18 13:26:31 UTC 69K followers, 3.4M engagements "If you are in your early 20s and your circle isnt discussing how to make up adjustments to EBITDA you need new friends"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948066835968229705) 2025-07-23 17:05:01 UTC 69K followers, 44.4K engagements "@MartinHal16 yes exactly. this generation is being handed an incredibly bad hand. unaffordable housing office jobs shrinking due to AI massive debt problem cuts to entitlement that parents and grandparents enjoyed"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946218999231963449) 2025-07-18 14:42:23 UTC 69K followers, 149.7K engagements "@JakeS_100 men are adapting to a different system by *checks notes* increasingly being lonely going to prison and falling behind in education lol"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946616306129633675) 2025-07-19 17:01:08 UTC 68.8K followers, XXX engagements "Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Excel"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1939412760972202296) 2025-06-29 19:56:49 UTC 69K followers, 2M engagements "What has caused average testosterone to drop XX% since 2000"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944734270796263707) 2025-07-14 12:22:36 UTC 68.9K followers, 89.5K engagements "At current prices one Bitcoin would purchase roughly XX Ethereum At peak 2021 prices one Bitcoin would have bought only XX Ethereum Over the past few years the market has clearly shown to value BTC over ETH. What explains the outperformance"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946286529229246741) 2025-07-18 19:10:43 UTC 68.9K followers, 24.7K engagements "Just overheard at a NYC coffee shop "Yeah my company is outsourcing all our jobs to AI. Artificial Intelligence No. I mean it is outsourcing All to India""  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946972106073219238) 2025-07-20 16:34:57 UTC 69K followers, 43.2K engagements "@blendingnodes god forbid a man wants to generate shareholder value for Sweetgreen"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944608491399762241) 2025-07-14 04:02:48 UTC 68.8K followers, 4894 engagements "I have seen lots of the day in the life in finance videos and this might be the worst"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944922454776013282) 2025-07-15 00:50:22 UTC 69K followers, 3M engagements "Bill Ackman: "One thing I believe is that the private equity venture capital and real estate portfolios are mismarked" Ackman on Harvard and Yale endowment's exposure to private equity and VC. One of the best clips I have seen From his recent interview at University of Austin"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1925697667390210071) 2025-05-22 23:37:56 UTC 69K followers, 4M engagements "Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Teams"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948048555047829630) 2025-07-23 15:52:23 UTC 69K followers, 21.7K engagements "Reminder that a junior investment banker won gold at the Olympics while working XX hours a week to align logos for his Managing Director You can just do things"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948174081737818130) 2025-07-24 00:11:11 UTC 69K followers, 55.2K engagements "People fundamentally misunderstand the value of hiring consultants Even before AI you could have hired a college grad to do research and find industry data points The real value of hiring consultants is being able to point fingers at someone in case something goes wrong"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944774963094769926) 2025-07-14 15:04:18 UTC 68.9K followers, 173K engagements "What is your favorite book related to finance or investing Ideally something that you keep coming back to again and again Need a few good recommendations"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1928977208925679738) 2025-06-01 00:49:39 UTC 69K followers, 199.4K engagements "What are the best substack or newsletters actually worth subscribing to Looking for anything focused on finance and investing"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1916198622942687387) 2025-04-26 18:32:07 UTC 68.9K followers, 84.6K engagements "Men will have entire setups like this just to underperform the S&P 500"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947285391238627640) 2025-07-21 13:19:50 UTC 69K followers, 1.9M engagements "This is like hearing a private equity CFO explain EBITDA add backs"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947824489410269595) 2025-07-23 01:02:01 UTC 69K followers, 66.9K engagements "@Horizon_News_ thats where all the jobs are unfortunately"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944606687358267768) 2025-07-14 03:55:37 UTC 68.9K followers, XXX engagements "Reminder that her vote counts the same as yours"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945179977793613874) 2025-07-15 17:53:41 UTC 69K followers, 74.4K engagements "This is easily my favorite clip of Bill Ackman His fund was down 30%+ Being sued by Valeant Pharma investors Going through divorce with his wife Elliot an activist firm trying to take over his fund Here is his advice on how to deal with the tough moments in life"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1932264945820864784) 2025-06-10 02:33:57 UTC 68.9K followers, 927.5K engagements "Work life balance is only a real concept when you split it up into periods of your life Your 20s and early 30s should be mostly work and as you approach your 40s it should transition towards mostly life The problem is when people try to achieve both at the same time"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945527460948287555) 2025-07-16 16:54:27 UTC 69K followers, 95.1K engagements "Goldman Sachs analyst walking into their quarterly loyalty exam to attest they have not accepted a private equity offer"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1943859744982065152) 2025-07-12 02:27:33 UTC 68.8K followers, 37.3K engagements "@vrexec SpaceX Stripe OpenAI Anthropic There is always enough capital"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946271262130458894) 2025-07-18 18:10:03 UTC 68.9K followers, 1282 engagements "@breidcredit Private equity is a very small percentage of home buyers. Housing is a supply side problem"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944436353757790451) 2025-07-13 16:38:47 UTC 68.9K followers, XXX engagements "An under appreciated concept from Buffett is his idea of an inner scorecard If your happiness is derived from what you think about yourself you will win at life If it is derived from what others think you will set yourself on a never ending treadmill of chasing validation"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947691151500185928) 2025-07-22 16:12:11 UTC 69K followers, 36.8K engagements "Modern dating is fundamentally broken Used to be that you approached someone got to know them and slowly started to appreciate them as a person Modern dating apps today have created a sense of abundance that someone better is always around the corner People approach dating with a pre determined checklist of what they want and If the person doesnt check the box on everything they simply move to find someone better Except no one is perfect and it is very unlikely someone will meet every criteria. People will continue to go in circles in the hopes of finding their dream partner It has turned"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946912653148049458) 2025-07-20 12:38:43 UTC 69K followers, 28.1K engagements "You call it cheating with your head of HR I call it founder led content marketing We are not the same"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945974772711518531) 2025-07-17 22:31:54 UTC 68.8K followers, 26K engagements "@SirShartsALot1 @grok explain this like I am XX years old"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946306996614877326) 2025-07-18 20:32:03 UTC 68.9K followers, 4725 engagements "This girl is $400K in credit card debt but refuses to stop traveling in the name of seeing the world Social media has totally cooked our minds"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945098888953712660) 2025-07-15 12:31:27 UTC 69K followers, 2.4M engagements "Getting caught with a private equity offer after signing the Goldman Sachs loyalty test"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946015248235766030) 2025-07-18 01:12:45 UTC 69K followers, 78.6K engagements "Business idea A men's only app that allows you to upload pictures of women you have been with and other men can anonymously add an upvote signaling they have also slept with said women Would become a national tracker for body count if you will"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948156261385613406) 2025-07-23 23:00:22 UTC 69K followers, 42.9K engagements "If you are planning to work in investment banking I highly recommend you read through this thread first The job requires enormous sacrifice and is mostly grunt work at the junior level Nothing wrong with that but best to go in with eyes wide open"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945159562702561660) 2025-07-15 16:32:33 UTC 68.9K followers, 63.7K engagements "Housing is a perfect example We went from decade of low rates to X% mortgage rates If you became a working adult after 2020 you have gotten priced out of the market Combine that with shrinking entry level work force due to AI the generational gap will only become wider"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946183373652676981) 2025-07-18 12:20:49 UTC 69K followers, 22K engagements "@IlliquidInsight I wonder how much of this stability remains in a world where AI is accelerating and threatening to automate so much of the job"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947115700960538835) 2025-07-21 02:05:33 UTC 68.9K followers, 5593 engagements "@Trades_in_Time god forbid a man wants to eat healthy"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944611143416193519) 2025-07-14 04:13:20 UTC 68.9K followers, 99K engagements "Humans saw this and still invented microsoft powerpoint"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944493136069407128) 2025-07-13 20:24:25 UTC 68.9K followers, 32.1K engagements "Think the lateral hiring market is currently broken for middle level private equity folks I am talking about senior associates up to VPs and Principals Here are some of my thoughts there was a lot of over hiring in the space during the 2010s and particularly during the 2021 bubble era when deals were hot and everyone was in a rush to deploy new dollars lot of people entered the industry around this time and over the past five years or so have moved up the ranks. The associates are now VPs and the VPs have now moved on to become Principals the fundamental problem however is that exits have"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1943781026943115373) 2025-07-11 21:14:45 UTC 68.9K followers, 67.2K engagements "@Memecoin_Quant not advocating for it just an observation"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946348864149107145) 2025-07-18 23:18:25 UTC 68.8K followers, 7164 engagements "You have a much higher chance of building a successful career if you view the reward of hard work as relationships built rather than money earned"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947750291819975150) 2025-07-22 20:07:11 UTC 69K followers, 29.7K engagements "Day in the life under NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1938720111084593268) 2025-06-27 22:04:28 UTC 69K followers, 3.2M engagements "Former investment banker at GS speaks out about the tough work conditions He claims his VP made him work XX hour stretches gave midnight work with X AM deadlines and punished him for not working 24/7 Would love to hear peoples stories on their worst experiences in banking"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947415844377768132) 2025-07-21 21:58:13 UTC 69K followers, 109.4K engagements "Private equity allocation by investor type Sourced from Apollo Global Management"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1939031690510270674) 2025-06-28 18:42:35 UTC 68.9K followers, 12.6K engagements "the masculine urge to own a diversified HoldCo with multiple cash flowing companies that dividend proceeds back to the parent"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1912518278271873360) 2025-04-16 14:47:45 UTC 68.9K followers, 124.3K engagements "Bill Ackman discusses the investment decision behind one of the best hedge fund trades of all time During the GFC Pershing Square acquired a XX% stake in GGP for roughly $60M By the time they sold in 2014 the fund had realized a gain of 26x on initial capital"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1920859005649289278) 2025-05-09 15:10:49 UTC 68.9K followers, 62.8K engagements "This is the holy grail of all office chairs"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947465598428131723) 2025-07-22 01:15:55 UTC 69K followers, 67.4K engagements "Know someone who recently had a close friend pass away They uploaded all their text conversations with this friend into AI and is now having it act as the lost friend The AI has full context of the friendship due to the text messages uploaded Society is not ready for AI"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944955120334315925) 2025-07-15 03:00:10 UTC 69K followers, 48K engagements "@nw3 Sweetgreen The place where ladies steal your lunch"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945625148440133820) 2025-07-16 23:22:38 UTC 68.9K followers, 1523 engagements "The entire goal of life is to find a woman who makes you want to lock in and outperform the S&P XXX on a risk adjusted basis every year"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947024728998265234) 2025-07-20 20:04:04 UTC 69K followers, 622.2K engagements "Was grabbing coffee with a friend who works at the VP level in investment banking Midway through the conversation he starts typing an email to himself with just the subject line "Test" I ask him what he is doing He responds "just making sure my Outlook is still working usually never go this long without receiving an email" Just goes to show that no matter how much money you make in this field you are always beholden to your work phone and emails Highly paid servitude if you will"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947082748302446996) 2025-07-20 23:54:36 UTC 69K followers, 174.3K engagements "I worked at Lehmans risk management department. Here is how you manage your subprime mortgage exposure as a bank"  [@BoringBiz_](/creator/x/BoringBiz_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945481795249606744) 2025-07-16 13:52:59 UTC 68.9K followers, 35.6K engagements
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Private equity and venture capital continue to draw attention, with discussions on performance, fundraising, and investment strategies. There is also focus on credit investing, restructuring, and distressed debt, with resources shared on reading credit documents and understanding collateralized loan obligations. Industry leaders and experts are sharing insights on market trends, investment decisions, and career paths in finance.
Social category influence finance #703 technology brands XXX% stocks XXXX% countries XXXX% social networks XXXX% travel destinations #1137 currencies XXXX% cryptocurrencies XXXX%
Social topic influence private equity #12, investment #98, finance #683, women #584, debt #23, banking 2.59%, nyc #1004, money 2.07%, open ai #882, microsoft #425
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @burneronx @darkage_thedon @treebasics @glowinski2china @geoffblades @thebeckles1988 @0xdreamweaver @melissasavenko @dkarbowitz @vonlyxd @uglycarlspitale @badvalla40301 @breidcredit @nw3 @vinny_daniel0 @libertyxpaceman @joebenjamin_ @1234soeb @mxhcfc
Top assets mentioned Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) Apollo Global Management, Inc. (APO) Goldman Sachs (GS) Hundred Million (100M) Palantir (PLTR) BlackRock Inc (BLK) DoorDash, Inc. (DASH) Cloudflare, Inc. (NET) Bitcoin (BTC) Ethereum (ETH) Artificial Intelligence (AI4) Sweetgreen, Inc. (SG)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"People talk about youth unemployment being a problem forget to mention that this applies only to men Young men need to outperform women to get jobs out of college all while being told that they are somehow the privileged ones We are leaving young men behind like never before" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-19 14:50:09 UTC 69K followers, 38.7K engagements
"Harvard and Wharton MBAs thinking they are unique for ditching corporate America and buying a small family business with XX% debt" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-12 18:37:16 UTC 68.9K followers, 97.2K engagements
"Sydney Sweeney is reportedly providing private credit unitranche loans to distressed borrowers at S+500 Golden age" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-24 15:19:16 UTC 69K followers, 65.1K engagements
"If you run marketing for your company hire Sydney Sweeney for your ads. Go into debt if you have to AEO stock +10% after this announcement" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-23 22:07:00 UTC 69K followers, 143.1K engagements
"MBA Associate just sent email with multiple em dashes and an emoji in the text" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-22 00:08:09 UTC 69K followers, 54.7K engagements
"young people always overestimate how much talent is required to get ahead in life one of the most eye opening experiences early in your career is working alongside extremely successful people you realize that they are not that much smarter and most are not prodigies by any means their success formula was simply: work really hard make some sacrifices to your personal life build and keep key relationships find people to like and advocate for you thats really all it is. you dont need a XXX IQ to be successful. its just a matter of how much you want it and how much are you willing to sacrifice to" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-08 16:59:51 UTC 69K followers, 609.7K engagements
"If youre in your 20s in finance right now a couple of years at Northwestern Mutual will give you 10x the career juice of any MBA or graduate degree (and a lot less debt)" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-22 03:46:16 UTC 69K followers, 27.8K engagements
"Torsten Slok Chief Economist of Apollo Global gives advice on why you should study global markets across assets "If you invest and you think about what is going in individual markets and other markets at the same time then that is in my view the recipe to be more successful"" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-05-25 01:14:51 UTC 68.8K followers, 8110 engagements
"@_sur_aj college graduate unemployment rate is higher than overall unemployment for the first time in XX years" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 15:49:05 UTC 68.8K followers, 102.5K engagements
"The statistics are just eye popping By 2024 almost XX% of young men are neither employed or seeking a job compared to just XXX% a few decades ago Since 2000 womens weekly earnings have grown XX% while mens only grew X% Men spend XXX hours alone on average every day vs XXX hours for women Men make up XX% of the prison population in the U.S. Men on average spend XX% longer prison sentences for the same exact crime as women Young boys are suspended or expelled at 2x the rate in school for the same violations XX% of men are sexless between the ages of 25-34 compared to just XX% for women Only 39%" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-19 16:21:20 UTC 69K followers, 85K engagements
"@Feedthafam0810 Even if you dont love it you need it" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 18:19:07 UTC 68.8K followers, 8705 engagements
"@amoryxblaine the opportunities today are still endless if anything 10x more than before the internet" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-19 19:52:32 UTC 68.9K followers, XXX engagements
"If you have a resume like this Zuck will find you in your sleep and shove a $100M signing bonus down your throat Wanted to create real value for the world Sorry no Your destiny is to tweak Instagrams algo and show slightly better ads to brain rotted teenagers" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-21 16:16:00 UTC 69K followers, 19.2K engagements
"Typical night in the life of an investment banker" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-02 19:05:05 UTC 68.9K followers, 75.6K engagements
"Scenes from the Palantir office in NYC Protesters are literally blocking employees from entering the building and doing their work Something incredibly ironic about unemployed people telling the employed to quit their job $PLTR" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-15 18:04:50 UTC 69K followers, 563.9K engagements
"Highly recommend giving this podcast a listen Seth Klarman one of the most legendary value investors dives into his investment philosophy Great discussion around fundamental analysis bargain hunting in public markets distressed investing and portfolio management" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-23 14:09:32 UTC 69K followers, 103K engagements
"Zohran Mamdani cannot legally be a Presidential Nominee since he was not born in America You can buy dollars for $0.96c" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 20:57:03 UTC 69K followers, 297.8K engagements
"Banks are starting to offer equity research on private companies such as OpenAI At this rate why do companies ever need to IPO anymore Continually capital raise from VC investors and payout employees with secondary fund raises Private markets are the new public markets" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 16:15:20 UTC 69K followers, 67.7K engagements
"Worst career advice I have ever received was to just put my head down and keep working hard Reality is that perception and relationships matter way more for promotions than just hard work Would love to hear what bad advice you have received through your careers" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-17 02:13:50 UTC 68.9K followers, 63.7K engagements
"Can pretty much mark my words on this Until America makes housing affordable for the next generation the trend towards socialism will continue Doesnt matter how much panicking educating or donating to alternative candidates we do" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-13 15:04:52 UTC 69K followers, 131.1K engagements
"Reminder to always prioritize your health. The promotions and pay raises might come back health never truly does Lot of people learn this lesson the hard way" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-12 15:33:07 UTC 68.9K followers, 23K engagements
"Earnouts in Private Equity Transactions Primer" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-12 16:31:26 UTC 69K followers, 61.5K engagements
"the plan convince them to buy this company based on XXX years of cumulative management experience" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-17 15:53:54 UTC 68.8K followers, 19.9K engagements
"The 2010s were essentially a lost decade in fixed income markets Treasury yields today are still higher than where they were for XX% of the time during the last two decades Chart sourced from BlackRock" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-20 21:26:28 UTC 69K followers, 8797 engagements
"State of society today Men all saving their money like an apocalypse is coming Women all spending their money like they will just marry rich one day" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-17 21:21:49 UTC 68.9K followers, 47.2K engagements
"Some unsolicited career advice Here are X things to consider before joining a private equity or buyside role" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-14 22:54:04 UTC 69K followers, 45.7K engagements
"Reputation takes XX years to build and XX seconds to destroy. Play life accordingly" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-24 02:03:17 UTC 69K followers, 16.1K engagements
"Humans saw this and still decided to invent adjusted EBITDA" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-06-13 13:35:27 UTC 69K followers, 1.1M engagements
"@analogcap Dont see how that is the issue" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-13 15:24:52 UTC 69K followers, XXX engagements
"Investment banking analysts describing themselves to their Hinge date" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-05 12:51:50 UTC 68.8K followers, 30.1K engagements
"Companies founded with an MBA graduate or student from a top XX program as a co-founder DoorDash (GSB) Nubank (GSB) Coupang (HBS) Cloudflare (HBS) HubSpot (MIT) Grab (HBS) Okta (MIT) Zynga (HBS) Flexport (CBS) Grubhub (Booth) Peloton Interactive (HBS) Warby Parker (Wharton) Just Eat (HBS) FIGS (HBS) Data sourced from Meridian Ventures" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-06-20 00:48:47 UTC 68.9K followers, 35.7K engagements
"Sweetgreen The place where your salad gets stolen by ladies who show up in your Linkedin DMs the next day" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-16 23:24:34 UTC 68.9K followers, 6589 engagements
"- Study for XX years - Make powerpoint decks for X years - Give instructions to make ppt decks for XX years - Find clients to send ppt decks to for XX years - Free for 5-10 years - Die Its a scam" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-13 01:03:10 UTC 68.9K followers, 270.9K engagements
"Investment banking analysts after receiving their first bonus" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-13 03:10:22 UTC 69K followers, 195.7K engagements
"Dating in NYC has gotten so bad that girls are stealing lunch orders from finance bros and stalking them on LinkedIn" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-13 22:37:00 UTC 69K followers, 6.3M engagements
"Male college grads are now just as likely to be unemployed as people who never went to college Same is not true for women who are much more likely to land a job once they graduate college The data is just eye opening. We are leaving young men behind like never before" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 22:39:21 UTC 69K followers, 1.7M engagements
"know a lot of extremely talented people who have been unemployed for 6+ months companies doing X rounds of interviews ghosting applicants left and right even if AI is not doing anyones job today it is certainly having an impact on headcount expectations for the near future" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-20 14:13:35 UTC 69K followers, 132.1K engagements
"Grok explain this post and its knowledge you should have learned in second grade" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-12 22:16:32 UTC 69K followers, 12.9K engagements
"@EugVibes maybe more willing to accept lower paying jobs vs men will hold out waiting for the higher paying one" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-19 14:21:24 UTC 68.9K followers, 30.9K engagements
"The private equity board before firing the CFO for missing EBITDA expectation by 0.2%" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-21 20:02:53 UTC 69K followers, 372K engagements
"if you want to be successful in your 40s forget about work life balance in your 20s and 30s" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-16 15:10:23 UTC 69K followers, 201.5K engagements
"Apollo just released a XX page deck on the outlook for the US dollar Some charts that caught my eye 🧵 1/ Hedging costs have increased for foreign investors" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-12 01:16:24 UTC 68.8K followers, 75.3K engagements
"Fantastic show by the guys at @AcquiredFM tonight in NYC Favorite guest by far was Jamie Dimon Loved hearing him talk about building long term business value rather than just maximizing accounting numbers today" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-16 02:04:04 UTC 68.7K followers, 8998 engagements
"By 1998 you would have known the internet was the future. By middle of 2000 you would have lost XX% of your money investing in it Reminder that you can be bullish on something and still agree that it is currently overvalued. A lesson that is getting lost in AI startup land" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-14 03:27:24 UTC 69K followers, 112.4K engagements
"Getting an entry level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam Few realize this yet" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 13:26:31 UTC 69K followers, 3.4M engagements
"If you are in your early 20s and your circle isnt discussing how to make up adjustments to EBITDA you need new friends" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-23 17:05:01 UTC 69K followers, 44.4K engagements
"@MartinHal16 yes exactly. this generation is being handed an incredibly bad hand. unaffordable housing office jobs shrinking due to AI massive debt problem cuts to entitlement that parents and grandparents enjoyed" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 14:42:23 UTC 69K followers, 149.7K engagements
"@JakeS_100 men are adapting to a different system by checks notes increasingly being lonely going to prison and falling behind in education lol" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-19 17:01:08 UTC 68.8K followers, XXX engagements
"Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Excel" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-06-29 19:56:49 UTC 69K followers, 2M engagements
"What has caused average testosterone to drop XX% since 2000" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-14 12:22:36 UTC 68.9K followers, 89.5K engagements
"At current prices one Bitcoin would purchase roughly XX Ethereum At peak 2021 prices one Bitcoin would have bought only XX Ethereum Over the past few years the market has clearly shown to value BTC over ETH. What explains the outperformance" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 19:10:43 UTC 68.9K followers, 24.7K engagements
"Just overheard at a NYC coffee shop "Yeah my company is outsourcing all our jobs to AI. Artificial Intelligence No. I mean it is outsourcing All to India"" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-20 16:34:57 UTC 69K followers, 43.2K engagements
"@blendingnodes god forbid a man wants to generate shareholder value for Sweetgreen" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-14 04:02:48 UTC 68.8K followers, 4894 engagements
"I have seen lots of the day in the life in finance videos and this might be the worst" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-15 00:50:22 UTC 69K followers, 3M engagements
"Bill Ackman: "One thing I believe is that the private equity venture capital and real estate portfolios are mismarked" Ackman on Harvard and Yale endowment's exposure to private equity and VC. One of the best clips I have seen From his recent interview at University of Austin" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-05-22 23:37:56 UTC 69K followers, 4M engagements
"Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Teams" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-23 15:52:23 UTC 69K followers, 21.7K engagements
"Reminder that a junior investment banker won gold at the Olympics while working XX hours a week to align logos for his Managing Director You can just do things" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-24 00:11:11 UTC 69K followers, 55.2K engagements
"People fundamentally misunderstand the value of hiring consultants Even before AI you could have hired a college grad to do research and find industry data points The real value of hiring consultants is being able to point fingers at someone in case something goes wrong" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-14 15:04:18 UTC 68.9K followers, 173K engagements
"What is your favorite book related to finance or investing Ideally something that you keep coming back to again and again Need a few good recommendations" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-06-01 00:49:39 UTC 69K followers, 199.4K engagements
"What are the best substack or newsletters actually worth subscribing to Looking for anything focused on finance and investing" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-04-26 18:32:07 UTC 68.9K followers, 84.6K engagements
"Men will have entire setups like this just to underperform the S&P 500" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-21 13:19:50 UTC 69K followers, 1.9M engagements
"This is like hearing a private equity CFO explain EBITDA add backs" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-23 01:02:01 UTC 69K followers, 66.9K engagements
"@Horizon_News_ thats where all the jobs are unfortunately" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-14 03:55:37 UTC 68.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Reminder that her vote counts the same as yours" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-15 17:53:41 UTC 69K followers, 74.4K engagements
"This is easily my favorite clip of Bill Ackman His fund was down 30%+ Being sued by Valeant Pharma investors Going through divorce with his wife Elliot an activist firm trying to take over his fund Here is his advice on how to deal with the tough moments in life" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-06-10 02:33:57 UTC 68.9K followers, 927.5K engagements
"Work life balance is only a real concept when you split it up into periods of your life Your 20s and early 30s should be mostly work and as you approach your 40s it should transition towards mostly life The problem is when people try to achieve both at the same time" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-16 16:54:27 UTC 69K followers, 95.1K engagements
"Goldman Sachs analyst walking into their quarterly loyalty exam to attest they have not accepted a private equity offer" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-12 02:27:33 UTC 68.8K followers, 37.3K engagements
"@vrexec SpaceX Stripe OpenAI Anthropic There is always enough capital" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 18:10:03 UTC 68.9K followers, 1282 engagements
"@breidcredit Private equity is a very small percentage of home buyers. Housing is a supply side problem" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-13 16:38:47 UTC 68.9K followers, XXX engagements
"An under appreciated concept from Buffett is his idea of an inner scorecard If your happiness is derived from what you think about yourself you will win at life If it is derived from what others think you will set yourself on a never ending treadmill of chasing validation" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-22 16:12:11 UTC 69K followers, 36.8K engagements
"Modern dating is fundamentally broken Used to be that you approached someone got to know them and slowly started to appreciate them as a person Modern dating apps today have created a sense of abundance that someone better is always around the corner People approach dating with a pre determined checklist of what they want and If the person doesnt check the box on everything they simply move to find someone better Except no one is perfect and it is very unlikely someone will meet every criteria. People will continue to go in circles in the hopes of finding their dream partner It has turned" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-20 12:38:43 UTC 69K followers, 28.1K engagements
"You call it cheating with your head of HR I call it founder led content marketing We are not the same" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-17 22:31:54 UTC 68.8K followers, 26K engagements
"@SirShartsALot1 @grok explain this like I am XX years old" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 20:32:03 UTC 68.9K followers, 4725 engagements
"This girl is $400K in credit card debt but refuses to stop traveling in the name of seeing the world Social media has totally cooked our minds" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-15 12:31:27 UTC 69K followers, 2.4M engagements
"Getting caught with a private equity offer after signing the Goldman Sachs loyalty test" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 01:12:45 UTC 69K followers, 78.6K engagements
"Business idea A men's only app that allows you to upload pictures of women you have been with and other men can anonymously add an upvote signaling they have also slept with said women Would become a national tracker for body count if you will" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-23 23:00:22 UTC 69K followers, 42.9K engagements
"If you are planning to work in investment banking I highly recommend you read through this thread first The job requires enormous sacrifice and is mostly grunt work at the junior level Nothing wrong with that but best to go in with eyes wide open" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-15 16:32:33 UTC 68.9K followers, 63.7K engagements
"Housing is a perfect example We went from decade of low rates to X% mortgage rates If you became a working adult after 2020 you have gotten priced out of the market Combine that with shrinking entry level work force due to AI the generational gap will only become wider" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 12:20:49 UTC 69K followers, 22K engagements
"@IlliquidInsight I wonder how much of this stability remains in a world where AI is accelerating and threatening to automate so much of the job" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-21 02:05:33 UTC 68.9K followers, 5593 engagements
"@Trades_in_Time god forbid a man wants to eat healthy" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-14 04:13:20 UTC 68.9K followers, 99K engagements
"Humans saw this and still invented microsoft powerpoint" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-13 20:24:25 UTC 68.9K followers, 32.1K engagements
"Think the lateral hiring market is currently broken for middle level private equity folks I am talking about senior associates up to VPs and Principals Here are some of my thoughts there was a lot of over hiring in the space during the 2010s and particularly during the 2021 bubble era when deals were hot and everyone was in a rush to deploy new dollars lot of people entered the industry around this time and over the past five years or so have moved up the ranks. The associates are now VPs and the VPs have now moved on to become Principals the fundamental problem however is that exits have" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-11 21:14:45 UTC 68.9K followers, 67.2K engagements
"@Memecoin_Quant not advocating for it just an observation" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-18 23:18:25 UTC 68.8K followers, 7164 engagements
"You have a much higher chance of building a successful career if you view the reward of hard work as relationships built rather than money earned" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-22 20:07:11 UTC 69K followers, 29.7K engagements
"Day in the life under NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-06-27 22:04:28 UTC 69K followers, 3.2M engagements
"Former investment banker at GS speaks out about the tough work conditions He claims his VP made him work XX hour stretches gave midnight work with X AM deadlines and punished him for not working 24/7 Would love to hear peoples stories on their worst experiences in banking" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-21 21:58:13 UTC 69K followers, 109.4K engagements
"Private equity allocation by investor type Sourced from Apollo Global Management" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-06-28 18:42:35 UTC 68.9K followers, 12.6K engagements
"the masculine urge to own a diversified HoldCo with multiple cash flowing companies that dividend proceeds back to the parent" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-04-16 14:47:45 UTC 68.9K followers, 124.3K engagements
"Bill Ackman discusses the investment decision behind one of the best hedge fund trades of all time During the GFC Pershing Square acquired a XX% stake in GGP for roughly $60M By the time they sold in 2014 the fund had realized a gain of 26x on initial capital" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-05-09 15:10:49 UTC 68.9K followers, 62.8K engagements
"This is the holy grail of all office chairs" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-22 01:15:55 UTC 69K followers, 67.4K engagements
"Know someone who recently had a close friend pass away They uploaded all their text conversations with this friend into AI and is now having it act as the lost friend The AI has full context of the friendship due to the text messages uploaded Society is not ready for AI" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-15 03:00:10 UTC 69K followers, 48K engagements
"@nw3 Sweetgreen The place where ladies steal your lunch" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-16 23:22:38 UTC 68.9K followers, 1523 engagements
"The entire goal of life is to find a woman who makes you want to lock in and outperform the S&P XXX on a risk adjusted basis every year" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-20 20:04:04 UTC 69K followers, 622.2K engagements
"Was grabbing coffee with a friend who works at the VP level in investment banking Midway through the conversation he starts typing an email to himself with just the subject line "Test" I ask him what he is doing He responds "just making sure my Outlook is still working usually never go this long without receiving an email" Just goes to show that no matter how much money you make in this field you are always beholden to your work phone and emails Highly paid servitude if you will" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-20 23:54:36 UTC 69K followers, 174.3K engagements
"I worked at Lehmans risk management department. Here is how you manage your subprime mortgage exposure as a bank" @BoringBiz_ on X 2025-07-16 13:52:59 UTC 68.9K followers, 35.6K engagements
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