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[@robertlasagna1](/creator/twitter/robertlasagna1)
"The tea gossiping app is le bad not because it is bad for men but because it is bad for women. The app is a male manipulator an emotional dildo. All products sell you a fantasy and immaterial gamified phone "apps" more than anything sell you a fantasy because it's literally hypnosis to make you sit and tap on your phone. The problem with tea beyond the fundamentals phone bad is that the fantasy it sells you is very malignant. The fantasy for the average user is not "I was going to go on a date and get married to a secret cannibal holocaust denier but then at the last minute I was saved by Tea"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948509273635651623) 2025-07-24 22:23:07 UTC 30.4K followers, 7369 engagements


"dog is high on painkillers lying on a carpet in front of the heater living her best life"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947891966332793136) 2025-07-23 05:30:09 UTC 30.4K followers, 2044 engagements


"Setting the "home is whereever I'm with you" clap stomp hey song to footage of British colonizers and explorers"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948669698985664718) 2025-07-25 09:00:35 UTC 30.4K followers, 1478 engagements


"it already has real risk if you play world of warcraft you die in real life"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947890729537442229) 2025-07-23 05:25:14 UTC 30.4K followers, 2518 engagements


"If you want a white ethnostate there is going to be SOME clap stomp hey'ing"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948647608010113470) 2025-07-25 07:32:48 UTC 30.4K followers, 20.3K engagements


"The real vampire is structural racism and the legacy of colonialism 😔"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947123611963420966) 2025-07-21 02:36:59 UTC 30.3K followers, 3832 engagements


"Ai promises: cure cancer go to space cold fusion Actual ai usecase: every so minutely personalised porn spam bots"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1943551387109069307) 2025-07-11 06:02:14 UTC 30.4K followers, 4534 engagements


""ai" will be the next "social justice". A religion that will consume the vulgar masses and cause a lot of social strife and make dumb and malevolent people do a bunch of dumb malevolent things people will defend how it's the next step in individuality and inevitable social progress while all to a t being programmed into being the exact same clone personality. Next ten years"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946928642732560829) 2025-07-20 13:42:15 UTC 30.4K followers, 9600 engagements


"Getting caught pretending to be Indian online by them asking me to curse mumford and sons"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948662798466384211) 2025-07-25 08:33:10 UTC 30.4K followers, 1374 engagements


"books to read if you are an alcoholic by IQ brackets XXX - XXX augustine confessions XXX - XXX kierkegaard either/or XXX - XXX aristotle nicomachean ethics Heidegger being and time XXX - I dont know I'm stupid 00- XXX you cant read. talk to somebody"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946366513725997536) 2025-07-19 00:28:33 UTC 30.4K followers, 121.1K engagements


"dont flatter yourself you're XXX and you havent read aristotle I'm not talking about you"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946364436111110302) 2025-07-19 00:20:17 UTC 30.4K followers, 16.1K engagements


"A "Job interview" or "jew" for short. Used in a sentance: yeah I'm getting jewed next week wish me luck"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1943948790949720176) 2025-07-12 08:21:23 UTC 30.4K followers, 1.7M engagements


"When I was in Bangkok there was a big hold up because an escalator had broken down and everyone was standing in line to get through security all the way down the stairs. One huge crowd spanning multiple stories to go through a single funnel and the airport staff spent a full two hours moving people in a handicap elevator from the bottom of the stairs to the top of the stairs to stand in the same line out of some cargo cult magical thinking that this would make it go faster. Because an elevator is faster than the stairs. They'd stuff the elevator full of twenty people from the big crowd down"  
![@robertlasagna1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1415317224529793028.png) [@robertlasagna1](/creator/x/robertlasagna1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948591007043649968) 2025-07-25 03:47:53 UTC 30.4K followers, 1825 engagements