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[@simpsons_DG](/creator/twitter/simpsons_DG)
""We're gay We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977292137860677885) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T08:35Z 77.4K followers, 978K engagements


""All right Hans time to go." "But he ate my last meal" "If that's the worst thing that happens to you today consider yourself lucky.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980943854720242105) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T10:26Z 77.4K followers, 79.8K engagements


""Homer listen carefully. John is a homo-" "Right." "Sexual""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977492169905643543) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T21:50Z 77.4K followers, 101.1K engagements


""Are you gay" "Gay I wish If I were gay there'd be no problem. No what I have is a romantic abnormality one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977516278178083152) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T23:26Z 77.4K followers, 451.2K engagements


""Hey Simpson I hear your sister dumped Christianity." "Who cares" "I'll tell you someone who cares. He's got long hair works as a carpenter has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood." "His name's Gunnar and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer." "I thought Kearney was dating your mom""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978467228036067428) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T14:25Z 77.4K followers, 247.3K engagements


"This meatball soup is delicious Stimpy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979246493245505650) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T18:01Z 77.4K followers, 48.3K engagements


"This is the moment we've feared people. Many of you thought it would never happen but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now we-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979282602574889321) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T20:25Z 77.4K followers, 116.7K engagements


"Roger Meyers Sr. the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy loved and cared about *almost* all the peoples of the world And he in return was beloved by the world. Except in 1938 when he was criticised for his controversial cartoon: "Nazi Supermen are Our Superiors""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979899352664387997) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T13:16Z 77.4K followers, 66.3K engagements


"Whoa Marge You gotta watch out. Your little boy Bart could have been eaten by that pony"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980681605749346566) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:04Z 77.4K followers, 93.7K engagements


""You people are the worst audience I've ever seen." "Well you're the worst comedian we've ever seen" "Oh great Well we'll just sit here silently for the next XX minutes." "Fine with us""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980721510651503030) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T19:43Z 77.4K followers, 19.4K engagements


""Oh I'll get busy. I'll get very busy indeed. hahahahahahaha" "You still got it Bob""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980758816703598953) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T22:11Z 77.4K followers, 15.7K engagements


"At Globex we don't believe in walls. Matter of fact I didn't even give you my coat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980768596310569068) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T22:50Z 77.4K followers, 78.1K engagements


""Now they may ask you to locate your town on a map of the U.S. So let's do that. Uh Springfield Springfield. Right here" "Dad you're not pointing anywhere near Springfield. It's over here Apu." "Hey What you doin' Studyin'""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980887519748321682) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T06:42Z 77.4K followers, 24.6K engagements


""I saved the children's lives I'm a hero" "Tell them they'll live to regret this." "You'll live to regret this Oh thanks a lot. Now I look crazy""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980892436324053316) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T07:02Z 77.4K followers, 77.9K engagements


"You want some corn bread Mr. Jingles Well you can forget it. Because I'm gonna kill you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980947460391362634) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T10:40Z 77.4K followers, 18.5K engagements


"Tonight on Fox from the producers of When Skirts Fall off and Secrets of National Security Revealed it's World's Deadliest Executions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980952282096177439) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T11:00Z 77.4K followers, 8367 engagements


""How much for Krusty's bed" "Half a buck" "Sold" "Good night everybody" "Good night Moe""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980969139083624563) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T12:07Z 77.4K followers, 39.2K engagements


"Homer what gives with this review You say "the salad tastes like bark" and the potatoes were very "Grrrrr" This reads like it was written by a dog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981033974953607516) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T16:24Z 77.4K followers, 13.7K engagements


"You'll never get a response talking to my son like that. You gotta poke 'im with a stick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981056186511192374) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T17:52Z 77.4K followers, 35.5K engagements


"Oh Lisa. It's just war games. It's not like a game could hurt me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981062161591156984) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T18:16Z 77.4K followers, 20.2K engagements


""At my age I don't have much saliva left so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page." "Oh. Can't I just turn the page for you" "No""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981087368930038150) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T19:56Z 77.4K followers, 14.4K engagements


""Wait a minute Scully. What's the point of this test" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981092584685785422) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T20:17Z 77.4K followers, 51.8K engagements


""Renee there's something I gotta tell you." "Oh no. You're gay aren't you Oh boy Renee you sure can pick 'em""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977414514816745891) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T16:42Z 77.3K followers, 71.6K engagements


"Look at this country "U-R-Gay.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977419646455476537) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T17:02Z 77.4K followers, 71K engagements


"*Gasps* It's N'Sync"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977631418248482821) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T07:04Z 77.3K followers, 44.6K engagements


"Yeah. You made us march in that Gay Rights Parade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977822819238187341) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T19:44Z 77.4K followers, 36.4K engagements


""Just ask this scientician" "Uh-" "He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977872894886658252) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T23:03Z 77.4K followers, 40.1K engagements


"Anyway now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal. over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978152548524548485) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-14T17:34Z 77.4K followers, 46.7K engagements


"Don't worry about nothin' Homer. I have a feeling that Mr. Burns is gonna have a little accident that might keep him from bowlin' with us tonight. heh heh heh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978209488235589718) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-14T21:21Z 77.4K followers, 45.4K engagements


"Good news Lisa I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978399122047828223) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T09:54Z 77.4K followers, 28.8K engagements


""Are you enjoying your ox testicle Oh yes. Very much so." "Really You sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut They're delicious" "No I'm good.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978543260004942137) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T19:27Z 77.3K followers, 112.3K engagements


"Flanders to God Flanders to God Get off your cloud and save my Todd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978587430560162058) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T22:22Z 77.4K followers, 102.2K engagements


""Now my good man what do you like to play" "Pokemon""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978799057410703402) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T12:23Z 77.4K followers, 55.2K engagements


""Arrrrgh Tom Arnold What the hell is going on" "Wait only that rocket is going to Mars. Ours is headed for the sun""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978813030574981367) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T13:19Z 77.4K followers, 57.7K engagements


"As you can see I have created a lemon ball so sour it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978859485285196156) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T16:24Z 77.4K followers, 62.3K engagements


"Wait a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side. He couldn't have been the evil left twin. That means the evil twin is and always has been. Bart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979231425451688106) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T17:01Z 77.3K followers, 90.7K engagements


""Homer Simpson your family will be housed here for the first 100000 years. Then something might open up in a double." "Ha Why even unpack""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979472598384754703) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T09:00Z 77.3K followers, 56.3K engagements


""So the next time you see a sheriff shoot him" *Gasps* "A smile Good night Laughlin""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979492447433740422) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T10:19Z 77.4K followers, 140.4K engagements


"Son this is Mrs Burns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979539548934914373) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T13:26Z 77.4K followers, 15.6K engagements


""I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe it's Not Butter." "No you can't Mr. Simpson. No one can""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980173710524055849) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T07:26Z 77.3K followers, 40.6K engagements


"@TrainHamburger Oh here we go. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980694130968711187) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:54Z 77.4K followers, 7800 engagements


"So another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing Smithers Something gay no doubt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977328390937157745) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T11:00Z 77.4K followers, 46K engagements


""The whole world's gone gay Oh my God What's happening now" "We work hard. We play hard.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977373395932098665) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T13:58Z 77.4K followers, 42.2K engagements


"Where you been Homer Entire steel industry's gay. Yeah aerospace too and the railroads. And you know what else Broadway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977389875566424523) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T15:04Z 77.4K followers, 55.2K engagements


""Is it okay to come out now Mr. Gay Man sir" "I'll do anything you say. anything""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977461265237692564) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T19:47Z 77.4K followers, 20.7K engagements


""You kissed a girl" "That is so gay""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977473993621061973) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T20:38Z 77.4K followers, 25.4K engagements


""Hello Is Homer there" "Homer who" "Homer. Sexual.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977499489033154776) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T22:19Z 77.4K followers, 180.7K engagements


""That was fun We have to get out more often." "I heard about a new bar where men dance with men. Doesn't that sound adorable" "Well sure if it's true""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977504238256402767) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T22:38Z 77.4K followers, 27.8K engagements


"Hey sir try our wax lips. It's the candy of a thousand uses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977761798028657064) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T15:42Z 77.4K followers, 67.8K engagements


"Oh my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977867475371876610) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T22:42Z 77.4K followers, 17.4K engagements


""Why can't we stay here "Uh we have a gentleman caller.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977996465973711354) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-14T07:14Z 77.4K followers, 80.3K engagements


"Uh TV respects me. It laughs with me not at me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978048305843315090) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-14T10:40Z 77.4K followers, 27K engagements


"Every day same old cat. I'll make him more interesting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978131129984037314) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-14T16:09Z 77.4K followers, 40.7K engagements


"Cover for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978365820146160107) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T07:42Z 77.4K followers, 26.6K engagements


""Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy money" "What's that" "It's money that's made just for the park. It works just like regular money but it's uh fun""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978480913735401486) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T15:19Z 77.4K followers, 69.9K engagements


""Wish you were her." How many of these is he going to send me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978524648963711003) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T18:13Z 77.4K followers, 9847 engagements


"Come to Duff Gardens where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of Hooray For Everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978556966298349820) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T20:21Z 77.4K followers, 21.8K engagements


"Smithers where does that tube go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978887673910567137) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T18:16Z 77.4K followers, 84.4K engagements


""Hey Houdini Why don't you saw Martin in half" "Oh I'm not the kind of magician who does tricks. I'm a mathemagician""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978932326999421350) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T21:13Z 77.4K followers, 25.3K engagements


"Inanimate huh I'll show him inanimate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979175908444356618) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T13:21Z 77.4K followers, 19.2K engagements


"Ladies and gentlemen presenting the car designed for the average man the Homer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979212673821667674) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T15:47Z 77.4K followers, 31.9K engagements


""It's awful bein' a kid. No one listens to ya." "It's rotten bein' old. No one listens to ya" "I'm a white male aged XX to XX. Everyone listens to me no matter how dumb my suggestions are""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979254482081828934) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T18:33Z 77.4K followers, 159.9K engagements


"There's very little meat in these gym mats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979517625169310034) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T11:59Z 77.4K followers, 22.2K engagements


""Don't give that card to me." "Here you. No""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979530823289409693) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T12:51Z 77.4K followers, 63.9K engagements


""That doll is evil I tells ya. Evil E-E-Evil" "Grampa you said that about all the presents." "I just want attention.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979838048583225830) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T09:12Z 77.4K followers, 44.4K engagements


"What do you need to make money for anyway As long as I have my earning power this family's got nothing to worry about. *Jams hotdog in eye* Ow Oh Call work and tell 'em I won't be in tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980242616521486482) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T12:00Z 77.4K followers, 18.5K engagements


"If you'll just open that door you'll see the next mayor of Springfield"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980262856990802284) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T13:20Z 77.4K followers, 20.2K engagements


"Oh I am not looking forward to my funeral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980361449483759758) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T19:52Z 77.4K followers, 14.7K engagements


""And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey-" "You're not gonna start any fires are you" "At my house we call 'em 'uh-ohs.'""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980693328594129380) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:51Z 77.4K followers, 22K engagements


""I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow eh" "I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here." "I start fires""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978923959216161113) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T20:40Z 77.4K followers, 81.9K engagements


"Hey Mrs. Simpson you should try one of these smart drinks Oh WOW. I've wasted my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979122862897131609) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T09:50Z 77.4K followers, 62.3K engagements


"Working from home easily gets you as fat as Homer in this episode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979271196974764289) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T19:40Z 77.4K followers, 49.8K engagements


"No more fooling around. Paw this is Bart I wish for Simpsons to be rich and famous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979809895961764033) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T07:20Z 77.4K followers, 25.4K engagements


""Even Bart was throwin' dough around. He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other" "Hey did we ever get that money""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979817850421510175) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T07:52Z 77.4K followers, 88.5K engagements


""I think it's full sir." "That's ridiculous The last tree held nine drums.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979828807323549746) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T08:35Z 77.4K followers, 183.9K engagements


"All we own we owe All we own we owe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980169314117513485) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T07:08Z 77.4K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Whew All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. Think I'll order a Tab"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980179859688054984) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T07:50Z 77.4K followers, 53.8K engagements


"Ahhh. I'm just s big toasty cinnamon bun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980366692195922104) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T20:13Z 77.4K followers, 52K engagements


"Young man since you used AI. we get to break your teeth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980693933421441090) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:53Z 77.4K followers, 33.1K engagements


""Wow Joseph of Aramathea Twenty-six conversions in A.D. 46" "Whoa A Methuselah rookie card""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980778992732151823) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T23:31Z 77.4K followers, 66.2K engagements


""Hold on people. The man's talking about waste management. That affects the whole damn planet" "Oh here we go. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981133894717161782) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T23:01Z 77.4K followers, 19.2K engagements


"If you are looking for trouble you found it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981669344925860100) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-24T10:29Z 77.4K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Dear Lord may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1962256209395822812) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-08-31T20:48Z 77.4K followers, 6M engagements


"That's a very nice jig Kearney Now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977657601933681088) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T08:48Z 77.4K followers, 17.3K engagements


"No Bart. put it down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980222670026506606) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T10:40Z 77.4K followers, 30.6K engagements


"Mr. Hutz do you know you're not wearing any pants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980296590436012081) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T15:34Z 77.4K followers, 31.2K engagements


"Well animals are a lot like people Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life Stampy or have been mistreated. But like people some of them are just. jerks Stop that Mr. Simpson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981125715962843200) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T22:29Z 77.4K followers, 43.5K engagements


"Plus tag team robot wrestling. It's the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977427588164227444) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T17:34Z 77.4K followers, 52.6K engagements


""There are only XX stars on that flag." "I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognise Missouri""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977794126406881306) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T17:50Z 77.4K followers, 115.8K engagements


"Marge Marge look The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978383694193684909) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T08:53Z 77.4K followers, 42.3K engagements


"Well since you attended public school I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978516911794147348) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T17:42Z 77.4K followers, 94K engagements


""What say we am-scray out of here and have a wild wing-ding at the cyclotron Doctor" "Anything you say Professor. Whoa""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978713324733743282) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T06:43Z 77.4K followers, 78K engagements


"And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978776857555108092) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T10:55Z 77.4K followers, 21.8K engagements


""Congratulations. I am the emperor." "Yeah And I'm Clobbersaurus""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978865926201090105) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T16:49Z 77.4K followers, 25.9K engagements


""Hey they're trying to learn for free" "Get 'em" "Use your phony guns as clubs""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978959178879185300) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T23:00Z 77.4K followers, 43.6K engagements


"The writers tried to write the most boring storylines possible for Marge and Lisa. While Bart and Homer stumble on a trucker conspiracy the Simpson women buy a new doorbell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979572406881599535) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T15:36Z 77.4K followers, 75.1K engagements


"Pete ye got some customers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979579318687637801) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T16:04Z 77.4K followers, 40.5K engagements


""And do you Homer take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife" "What did you call me" "Do you want to get married Married" "Sure. Sock it to me baby.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979647068726771844) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T20:33Z 77.4K followers, 23.2K engagements


"Ohh English side ruined Must use French instructions "Le grille" What the hell is that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979869393149632709) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T11:17Z 77.4K followers, 62.3K engagements


""Do you see a light Homer" "Yes." "Move into the light my son." "Ow""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980368613342343437) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T20:20Z 77.4K followers, 77.8K engagements


""Why isn't our low-protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others" "It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a month's supply. He even ate mine""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980646284622233766) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T14:44Z 77.4K followers, 77.6K engagements


"Kids your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very. sticky nutty chewy chocolatey. Put it away boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980658626114330871) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T15:33Z 77.4K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Hey Bart according to this magazine in another million years man will have an extra finger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980685167942635631) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:18Z 77.4K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Deleted a crappy AI generated video of a Simpsons still. I did it out of curiosity and thought the result was pretty awful. Naively I thought people would see the funny side but obviously I was wrong. Didn't realise AI affected the planet and ecology but a few people have raised this with me and had I known then I wouldn't have made it in the first place. Pissed off people on here a few times without meaning to (Maga fans Liberals all sorts) But don't want people to think I have no respect for The Simpsons the greatest thing ever. So more than happy to hold my hands up admit an error and eat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980687642984616133) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:28Z 77.4K followers, 154.9K engagements


"Only who can prevent forest fires You pressed "You" referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980696119416852695) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T18:02Z 77.4K followers, 38.3K engagements


"I don't get it. They should be here by now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980698509591326877) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T18:11Z 77.4K followers, 22.5K engagements


""Moe what the." "Yeah I rob now""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980718996463956020) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T19:33Z 77.4K followers, 27.8K engagements


"Soul Come on Milhouse. There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980731293127348451) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T20:21Z 77.4K followers, 17.2K engagements


"Watch this Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980734050164752598) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T20:32Z 77.4K followers, 10.9K engagements


"Iron helps us play Wooohooooahahaha Hello Joe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980761871553630633) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T22:23Z 77.4K followers, 19.3K engagements


"That's damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. and damned good cherry pie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980884340772114909) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T06:30Z 77.4K followers, 60.5K engagements


"If you two don't mind I'd like to watch that cool Fox show about teenagers in Orange County"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980927861914800162) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T09:23Z 77.4K followers, 29.2K engagements


"We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go MAD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980931974719291541) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T09:39Z 77.4K followers, 28.4K engagements


"You know most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice. But I do Now here's a little trick to help you remember: If it's clear and yella you've got juice there fella If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980937170186895570) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T10:00Z 77.4K followers, 64.3K engagements


""That's Crazy Talk" "No. It's true" "No I know. That's my brother Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980991550126694705) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-22T13:36Z 77.4K followers, 125.8K engagements


"Who's Fonzie Don't they teach you anything in school He freed the squares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981655677786316980) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-24T09:35Z 77.4K followers, 24.3K engagements


""If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute you're a thief a common thief" "Okay take it easy Betty" "Sorry but these thieves make me so damn mad. You know who you are. Thieves""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981678926637465932) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-24T11:07Z 77.4K followers, 24.7K engagements


"And there's the cane from Citizen Kane Wait a minute there was no cane in Citizen Kane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981705786855477724) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-24T12:54Z 77.4K followers, 20.3K engagements


"Say what you want about Mel Gibson but the son of a bitch knows story structure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1981749004607046059) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-24T15:45Z 77.4K followers, 13.2K engagements