# ![@simpsons_DG Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1291032276546080768.png) @simpsons_DG Simpsons Daily Glavins

Simpsons Daily Glavins posts on X about in the, to the, just a, whats the the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/interactions)
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- [--] Week [----------] -49%
- [--] Month [-----------] +2,271%
- [--] Months [-----------] +347%
- [--] Year [-----------] +394%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] +9.40%
- [--] Month [---] -5.10%
- [--] Months [---] +88%
- [--] Year [-----] +340%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/followers)
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- [--] Week [------] +0.13%
- [--] Month [------] +1.60%
- [--] Months [------] +14%
- [--] Year [------] +52%

### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  4.07% [countries](/list/countries)  3.25% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.63% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.81% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.81%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 5.69%, [to the](/topic/to-the) 4.07%, [just a](/topic/just-a) 2.44%, [whats the](/topic/whats-the) #74, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.44%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 2.44%, [talk](/topic/talk) #2227, [money](/topic/money) 1.63%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 1.63%, [high voltage](/topic/high-voltage) 1.63%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Hello chief Let's talk why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022253073914298537)  2026-02-13T10:14Z 83K followers, 47.3K engagements


"KKK That's not good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019055715470479605)  2026-02-04T14:29Z 83K followers, 66.5K engagements


"Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening progress. *Cuts to Barney.*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021641794077757711)  2026-02-11T17:45Z 83K followers, 32.9K engagements


"Hi. it's me again. I got another problem. Uh this one's about my cat. "MEOWWWWW." Yeah shut up I'm asking her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022276083861672356)  2026-02-13T11:46Z 83K followers, 35.6K engagements


"Order Order Do you kids want to be like the real U.N. or do you just want to squabble and waste time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022654128296427724)  2026-02-14T12:48Z 83K followers, 35.2K engagements


""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014765362433196379)  2026-01-23T18:21Z 83K followers, 472.5K engagements


"Better make it quick kiddo. In five minutes this place is becoming a Starbucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017237218788573590)  2026-01-30T14:03Z 82.9K followers, 68K engagements


""Dad the heathen is getting away" "I see him son.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017263754765844928)  2026-01-30T15:48Z 82.9K followers, 26.1K engagements


"@saka_1c Yes This and the hot chocolate marshmallow thing are things I've always wanted to eat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017367582911635480)  2026-01-30T22:41Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017590455702114488)  2026-01-31T13:27Z 83K followers, 70.5K engagements


"Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats [--] Canyonero Canyonero"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018008748254437846)  2026-02-01T17:09Z 82.9K followers, 25.9K engagements


"Sorry Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018060259630157949)  2026-02-01T20:33Z 82.9K followers, 60.3K engagements


""See you on the Island." "Yes the Island.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018279249229070364)  2026-02-02T11:04Z 83K followers, 52.7K engagements


"I'll take a hit dealer. Joker You're supposed to take those out of the deck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018315146767040586)  2026-02-02T13:26Z 82.9K followers, 173.5K engagements


""What's going on outside" "Oh it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep honey""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018335425044132165)  2026-02-02T14:47Z 82.9K followers, 19.4K engagements


""Very good Bart You have first choice of toys for free-play." "Cool I call the Flintstone phone""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018397989878800537)  2026-02-02T18:55Z 82.9K followers, 86.9K engagements


"This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018645597830742115)  2026-02-03T11:19Z 83K followers, 442.9K engagements


"Hey there I hear it's your birthday How old are you That's great Would you like us to sing you a special song Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019115329679687891)  2026-02-04T18:26Z 82.9K followers, 40.1K engagements


""Can't have a float without flowers" "True enough But did you really have to salt the earth so that nothing would ever grow again""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019124089781391428)  2026-02-04T19:01Z 83K followers, 60.8K engagements


""Can't you do something" "Hey Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019483103949902080)  2026-02-05T18:47Z 83K followers, 13.3K engagements


"Get back to work Stuart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020198231683080409)  2026-02-07T18:09Z 83K followers, 46.1K engagements


""Can't let Dad see me playing hooky" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012593222753657056)  2026-01-17T18:29Z 83K followers, 240.6K engagements


"Oh Marge my loyal wife. and Lisa my little princess And who could forget dear Rat Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016897472195424331)  2026-01-29T15:33Z 83K followers, 365.9K engagements


"Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020413150143590598)  2026-02-08T08:23Z 83K followers, 59K engagements


"I am the Lizard Queen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020905845374996531)  2026-02-09T17:01Z 83K followers, 24.9K engagements


"Watch out for the Shaq attack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020911456523374824)  2026-02-09T17:23Z 83K followers, 34K engagements


"Radiation Dude is just a cheap imitation of Radioactive Man. Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020920095967453217)  2026-02-09T17:57Z 83K followers, 21.1K engagements


""A thousand dollars But your ad says no money down." "Aho They got this all screwed up.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021668229731570088)  2026-02-11T19:30Z 83K followers, 35.8K engagements


"Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen pick a fight with someone weaker than you or write a threatening letter to a celebrity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021687422178808011)  2026-02-11T20:46Z 83K followers, 26.4K engagements


""Your dad ever take you to baseball games" "Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021693000758292590)  2026-02-11T21:09Z 83K followers, 38.7K engagements


""Um Chief can I at least shield my crotch" "Bears can't talk Eddie.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022030056521183629)  2026-02-12T19:28Z 83K followers, 27.2K engagements


"Look Lisa I don't need your mother anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022050681881079887)  2026-02-12T20:50Z 83K followers, 12.9K engagements


"There's a crazy man with a scalpel in ER He's demanding to see a quack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022059910440301028)  2026-02-12T21:27Z 83K followers, 114.8K engagements


"Say son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022220259844084212)  2026-02-13T08:04Z 83K followers, 60.7K engagements


"You're a peelin' Let's never split. It's funny cos they're monkeys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022711153747431636)  2026-02-14T16:34Z 83K followers, 49.6K engagements


""Wait a minute Scully. What's the point of this test" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022685485597118598)  2026-02-14T14:52Z 83K followers, 84.9K engagements


"In today's news a two-tonne rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo. But zoo officials were quick to act and Petunia as she is known is safely back in captivity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022994208580382762)  2026-02-15T11:19Z 83K followers, 23.6K engagements


""Doin' the monster mash with ya on this beautiful Valentine's Day" "Marty why did you play that song today There must be thousands of love songs.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1890373298699039058)  2025-02-14T12:11Z 83K followers, 42K engagements


"Oh a Gary Larson calendar I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I. don't get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018364504795476391)  2026-02-02T16:42Z 83K followers, 20K engagements


"#NewProfilePic #iCantStanditAnymore #ThisWholePlantIsInsane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018417963406115030)  2026-02-02T20:15Z 83K followers, [----] engagements


""To my executor Lionel Hutz I leave $50000." "Mr Hutz" "You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019068027715699158)  2026-02-04T15:18Z 83K followers, 86.1K engagements


"Now they'll never save your brain Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019532829273841855)  2026-02-05T22:05Z 83K followers, 179.3K engagements


"Howdy gangsters I am average Joe salary-man waiter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019844518225539245)  2026-02-06T18:43Z 83K followers, 75.9K engagements


"So this is my life. at least I've done better than dad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021704826367656218)  2026-02-11T21:56Z 83K followers, 26.7K engagements


"You give me fever. *POP* When you touch me fever when you hoooled me tight. *POP* Fever. Ha *POP* *POP* *POP*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012228282612064433)  2026-01-16T18:19Z 83K followers, 1.2M engagements


"All right you poindexters Let's get this right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020494946609074550)  2026-02-08T13:48Z 83K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Now quickly Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020927593499762782)  2026-02-09T18:27Z 83K followers, 50.6K engagements


"Wait a minute. there's something bothering me about this place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018415651786785268)  2026-02-02T20:06Z 83K followers, 232.2K engagements


"Ahh. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019042665720111530)  2026-02-04T13:37Z 83K followers, 25.8K engagements


"Welcome to the Electric Car of the Future sponsored by the Gasoline Producers of America"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019828323673862173)  2026-02-06T17:39Z 83K followers, 633.4K engagements


"Kippers for breakfast aye Aunt Helga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020554995200819513)  2026-02-08T17:47Z 83K followers, 16K engagements


""I'll kill ya I'll kill all of ya" "Whoa Settle down Normie. You gotta save those pipes for karaoke.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021671454623117781)  2026-02-11T19:43Z 83K followers, 74.7K engagements


"Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated U.F.O. sighting in the heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022075400076374188)  2026-02-12T22:28Z 83K followers, 39.8K engagements


""But wait. If you saved Selma why did the room explode" "Oh I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022238134776500399)  2026-02-13T09:15Z 83K followers, 51.2K engagements


"There's an inflatable bath pillow that Mother and I both enjoy. She claimed it was her day to use it. I maintained she was mistaken. We quarreled Later as I prepared to bathe I noticed to my horror that someone had slashed the pillow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022379894446133696)  2026-02-13T18:38Z 83K followers, 27.5K engagements


"What do you think mom and dad are up to right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022420223291527193)  2026-02-13T21:18Z 83K followers, 26.8K engagements


"I'm Sergeant Pepper's lonely hearts club man I hope I will enjoy my show Whats the perfect Beatles song for Valentines Day 💝 https://t.co/GJcqRGbYTN Whats the perfect Beatles song for Valentines Day 💝 https://t.co/GJcqRGbYTN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022718116187324455)  2026-02-14T17:02Z 83K followers, 45.5K engagements


"Foolish dingo You must find and devour the seven crystal babies or spend eternity trapped in deep didgeridoo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2023018252973342958)  2026-02-15T12:55Z 83K followers, 53.2K engagements


"Hi Lisa Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1894135763110875475)  2025-02-24T21:22Z 83K followers, 215.7K engagements


"🎵 You woke up this morning got yourself a gun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1894726229988659369)  2025-02-26T12:28Z 83K followers, 375.6K engagements


"Beer goggles: See the world through the eyes of a drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1894857275027653030)  2025-02-26T21:09Z 83K followers, 1.5M engagements


""Hey Fat Tony. You still with the Mafia" "Uh U-uh yes I am. Thank you for asking.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1895204028101120466)  2025-02-27T20:07Z 83K followers, 587.8K engagements


""So this stuff really works" "Certainly does." "Oh well lots of luck""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1895241465464529139)  2025-02-27T22:35Z 83K followers, 358K engagements


"See you in hell candy boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1895522764020466157)  2025-02-28T17:13Z 83K followers, 420.5K engagements


"And who could forget dear Rat Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1895578346848911363)  2025-02-28T20:54Z 83K followers, 219K engagements


"Homer did you polish your head in the Shine-o-ball-o"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1896291336195907993)  2025-03-02T20:07Z 83K followers, 391.2K engagements


""Why did you think you could lie to me" "It's my first day.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1896943647398248656)  2025-03-04T15:19Z 83K followers, 331.2K engagements


""Ingenious isn't it Mr. Bont" "Scorpio you're totally mad""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1896963150165217780)  2025-03-04T16:37Z 83K followers, 255.3K engagements


""Hey Where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who uh eats people and takes their faces" "I'm right here Chief""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1897057705631867149)  2025-03-04T22:52Z 83K followers, 460.6K engagements


""Hey look Is that Dad" "Either that or Batman's really let himself go""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1898471791917674834)  2025-03-08T20:32Z 83K followers, 259.3K engagements


"What's this "Extremely high voltage." Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1898859636796662219)  2025-03-09T22:13Z 83K followers, 906.1K engagements


""Hey Homer way to get Marge pregnant" "This is getting very abstract but thank you I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1899164084651647470)  2025-03-10T18:22Z 83K followers, 256.3K engagements


""I know you're alone." "Who is this" "Is this Maude Flanders" "No. It's Homer." "Oh Hey Homer. It's Moe. I must have dialed the wrong number""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1899230498292965773)  2025-03-10T22:46Z 83K followers, 836.8K engagements


"Check it out Dad. You can print out the headline from the day you were born"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1899502602783526983)  2025-03-11T16:48Z 83K followers, 561.9K engagements


"Dear Lord may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1899871791281021428)  2025-03-12T17:15Z 83K followers, 2.4M engagements


""Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie" "Do you think he noticed""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1902429412609434000)  2025-03-19T18:38Z 83K followers, 352.7K engagements


"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography "Heh-heh-heh. I would've never thought of that.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1902483179849838724)  2025-03-19T22:11Z 83K followers, 240.3K engagements


""Look They're making a movie Robert Downey Jr is shooting it out with the police" "I don't see any cameras.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1902673381650059712)  2025-03-20T10:47Z 83K followers, 110.8K engagements


""Homer what did you do get a haircut or something" "Look closer Lenny." "Oh I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now and you're covered in gold""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1903749131622896085)  2025-03-23T10:02Z 83K followers, 203.1K engagements


""Um uh what town did we just crush" "Shelbyville.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1905941215662457328)  2025-03-29T11:12Z 83K followers, 220.7K engagements


"Oh Marge my loyal wife. And Lisa my little princess. And who could forget dear Rat Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1906071878822768935)  2025-03-29T19:52Z 83K followers, 249.2K engagements


""We've been invited to the wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level." "Hmm it must be Lisa Simpson because of course Martin Prince perished in that science fair explosion.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1906357467853832567)  2025-03-30T14:46Z 83K followers, 245.7K engagements


""Wait a minute Scully. What's the point of this test" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1907883633165173158)  2025-04-03T19:51Z 83K followers, 347.8K engagements


"Love the gag that Homer is actually a bigger alcoholic than Barney but is just more functional. "And look Barney's not even drunk yet." "Morning boys. Can't stop to chat. Time is money." ".Morning Barney""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1909991815752622464)  2025-04-09T15:28Z 83K followers, 536.1K engagements


""Stay away from me Homer" "Give me the bat Marge""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1910094060997517424)  2025-04-09T22:14Z 83K followers, 5.3M engagements


""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1910723268161552698)  2025-04-11T15:55Z 83K followers, 688.7K engagements


""Hey kid You look good with that cigarette. Kind of sophisticated." "Son I'll never doubt you again.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1910739788900061434)  2025-04-11T17:00Z 83K followers, 436K engagements


""Our tireless safety engineers crash-test over [----] cars a year." "Hey wait That's not a dummy""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1912524535619797460)  2025-04-16T15:12Z 83K followers, 1.1M engagements


""Yeah hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me" "Don't write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1912618529280397762)  2025-04-16T21:26Z 83K followers, 367.2K engagements


"Oh Marge my loyal wife. And Lisa my little princess And who could forget dear Rat Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1913325709222699147)  2025-04-18T20:16Z 83K followers, 310.8K engagements


""Smithers where does that tube go" "I'm not sure sir. It was here when we moved in.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1923125308795781296)  2025-05-15T21:16Z 83K followers, 311.5K engagements


"Beer Goggles: See the world through the eyes of a drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1924119555753799864)  2025-05-18T15:07Z 83K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Homer Who is Homer My name is Guy incognito"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1926747987495006408)  2025-05-25T21:11Z 83K followers, 1.9M engagements


"You give me fever When you touch me fever when you hold me tight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1928128203559768531)  2025-05-29T16:36Z 83K followers, 550.6K engagements


"Dear Lord may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1931119141005455463)  2025-06-06T22:40Z 83K followers, 307.9K engagements


"*Gasp* "Can't let Dad see me playing hooky" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1931470231882592336)  2025-06-07T21:56Z 83K followers, 193.9K engagements


"I once purchased fast food and attempted to disguise it as my own cooking. Share a piece of lore about yourself https://t.co/NX4QIsJjKD Share a piece of lore about yourself https://t.co/NX4QIsJjKD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1942863482153509256)  2025-07-09T08:28Z 83K followers, 256.3K engagements


"Everywhere I look someone is breaking the law. Dog no leash. Man littering. Horse not wearing diaper. Car parked across three handicapped spaces. Homer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1943756268188897500)  2025-07-11T19:36Z 83K followers, 384.5K engagements


"Oh help me Dr Zaius"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1947048251401924930)  2025-07-20T21:37Z 83K followers, 290.3K engagements


"And now please rise for our opening hymn uh "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1948064345327297001)  2025-07-23T16:55Z 83K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Oh Marge my loyal wife. And Lisa my little princess And who could forget dear Rat Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1951749786987635141)  2025-08-02T20:59Z 83K followers, 365K engagements


""I'm leaving this place and you'd better step aside" "Lady people are free to go whenever they wish.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1951998333456630206)  2025-08-03T13:27Z 83K followers, 375.4K engagements


""I got this new boyfriend. And you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud." "Yes Yeah Oh God yes.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1952411771613917511)  2025-08-04T16:50Z 83K followers, 913.6K engagements


""Nice PJs Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya" "Of course she did. Who else would have" ".All right Simpson. You win this round.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1952802046182089053)  2025-08-05T18:41Z 83K followers, 265.7K engagements


"Hello. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far. And if you drive me people will think you're gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1952818890813391226)  2025-08-05T19:47Z 83K followers, 399.3K engagements


"Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares. *911.* Give me that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1952853704450949135)  2025-08-05T22:06Z 83K followers, 198.5K engagements


""Can't let Dad see me playing hooky" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1955371285552521623)  2025-08-12T20:50Z 83K followers, 207.8K engagements


""I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido Japan please." "Okay here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone" "Is it a local call" "Y-Y-yes.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1955377678242226483)  2025-08-12T21:15Z 83K followers, 262K engagements


""Homer did you polish your head in the Shine-o-ball-o" "N-No" "Okay then.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1957827496428052786)  2025-08-19T15:30Z 83K followers, 544.3K engagements


"Dear Lord may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1962256209395822812)  2025-08-31T20:48Z 83K followers, 6M engagements


"What's this "Extremely high voltage." Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1962450637657924027)  2025-09-01T09:41Z 83K followers, 410.1K engagements


"You give me fever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1964751753209102497)  2025-09-07T18:04Z 83K followers, 530.4K engagements


""Do you come with the car" "Oh you""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1967285216365695060)  2025-09-14T17:52Z 83K followers, 778.7K engagements


""You're charming the pants off of me." "What did you say Aunt Selma""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1974179581218447423)  2025-10-03T18:27Z 83K followers, 1.7M engagements


""Is this. Maude Flanders" "No it's. Homer." "Oh hey Homer it's Moe I must have dialled the wrong number.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1974463220166627470)  2025-10-04T13:14Z 83K followers, 293.5K engagements


""We're gay We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977292137860677885)  2025-10-12T08:35Z 83K followers, 982.9K engagements


""It's awful bein' a kid. No one listens to ya." "It's rotten bein' old. No one listens to ya" "I'm a white male aged [--] to [--]. Everyone listens to me no matter how dumb my suggestions are""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979254482081828934)  2025-10-17T18:33Z 83K followers, 160.8K engagements


"See you in hell candy boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1982041627511136352)  2025-10-25T11:08Z 83K followers, 229.5K engagements


""Homer did you polish your head in the Shine-o-ball-o" "No" "Okay then.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1984944322740125784)  2025-11-02T11:22Z 83K followers, 430.1K engagements


""I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore." "Very well Bart. I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1985067287057940650)  2025-11-02T19:31Z 83K followers, 490.1K engagements


"Autotune was invented in [----]. The Bee Sharps in 1993"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1986221320049184953)  2025-11-05T23:57Z 83K followers, 174.2K engagements


""Hey isn't that Homer on the Japanese Channel" "If that's Homer then who the hell's been puttin' beers on his tab""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1988016088534425917)  2025-11-10T22:49Z 83K followers, 675.5K engagements

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