#  @simpsons_DG Simpsons Daily Glavins Simpsons Daily Glavins posts on X about just a, in the, at least, if you the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] -37% - [--] Month [---------] +45% - [--] Months [----------] +10% - [--] Year [----------] +90% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] -42% - [--] Month [---] -21% - [--] Months [---] +86% - [--] Year [-----] +326% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +0.32% - [--] Month [------] +1.50% - [--] Months [------] +14% - [--] Year [------] +53% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) 5% [finance](/list/finance) 4% [stocks](/list/stocks) 1% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 1% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 1% **Social topic influence** [just a](/topic/just-a) #1582, [in the](/topic/in-the) #5086, [at least](/topic/at-least) #208, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2%, [fine](/topic/fine) 2%, [iran](/topic/iran) 1%, [marge](/topic/marge) 1%, [rose](/topic/rose) 1%, [hot](/topic/hot) 1%, [green](/topic/green) 1% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@cheftony0070](/creator/undefined) [@the_gunit11](/creator/undefined) [@suppengeist3](/creator/undefined) [@saka1c](/creator/undefined) [@enragedexposfan](/creator/undefined) [@technomaru1](/creator/undefined) [@mc_brack](/creator/undefined) [@troymclure22](/creator/undefined) [@andrew_milner](/creator/undefined) [@jabraisen](/creator/undefined) [@aaronthewise](/creator/undefined) [@therealdkmykan](/creator/undefined) [@bogeygolfdude](/creator/undefined) [@wisefern2n5v](/creator/undefined) [@mrdaddicusfinch](/creator/undefined) [@_larryjunior](/creator/undefined) [@phildawson1980](/creator/undefined) [@sportsfan178](/creator/undefined) [@jakecotcenter](/creator/undefined) [@joedarts317](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Now they'll never save your brain Hitler" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019532829273841855) 2026-02-05T22:05Z 83K followers, 179.2K engagements "Oh Marge my loyal wife. and Lisa my little princess And who could forget dear Rat Boy" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016897472195424331) 2026-01-29T15:33Z 83K followers, 365.6K engagements "But Marge it works on ANY ayatollah The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2010298190172733648) 2026-01-11T10:30Z 82.7K followers, 1.2M engagements "The Continental Soccer Associationis coming to Springfield It's all here: Fast kickin' low scorin' and ties You bet" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015821083614523649) 2026-01-26T16:16Z 82.9K followers, 142.6K engagements "Pork prices rose in early trading today" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015859901889741020) 2026-01-26T18:50Z 82.7K followers, 51.1K engagements "Please Krusty This is very demeaning" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016260527215841281) 2026-01-27T21:22Z 82.9K followers, 20.3K engagements "Stop the Planet of the Apes I want to get off Starring Troy McClure" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016641525938098423) 2026-01-28T22:36Z 82.7K followers, 69.5K engagements "We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket revealing a T-shirt with an Iron-on sporting the Mad slogan "up with miniskirts". Well we all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016863077694652673) 2026-01-29T13:16Z 82.9K followers, 77.6K engagements ""These aren't real Xrays are they" "Good question We'll look into that. OK Xray machine on full power and. action"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016972637210079475) 2026-01-29T20:32Z 82.7K followers, 49.3K engagements ""What do you do follow my husband around" "Lady he's putting my kids through college"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017004217026617733) 2026-01-29T22:37Z 82.7K followers, 51.7K engagements "Better make it quick kiddo. In five minutes this place is becoming a Starbucks" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017237218788573590) 2026-01-30T14:03Z 82.9K followers, 68K engagements ""Dad the heathen is getting away" "I see him son."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017263754765844928) 2026-01-30T15:48Z 82.9K followers, 26.1K engagements "@saka_1c Yes This and the hot chocolate marshmallow thing are things I've always wanted to eat" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017367582911635480) 2026-01-30T22:41Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements "My eyes The goggles do nothing" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017603508187402638) 2026-01-31T14:18Z 82.7K followers, 44.8K engagements ""$300 for doing nothing I feel like such a crook." "Don't worry. Gets easier every week"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017634856038023550) 2026-01-31T16:23Z 82.7K followers, 62.5K engagements ""When you do good I use the green pen. When you do bad I use the red pen. Any questions" "Yeah one: Have you always been a chick No offence but you were born a man weren't you You can tell me. I'm open-minded." ".I won't be needing this"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017660384505733337) 2026-01-31T18:04Z 82.9K followers, 91.9K engagements "Max Powerrrr He's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you musn't touch" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017678598442832374) 2026-01-31T19:17Z 82.7K followers, 35.9K engagements ""My first dollar Thanks to you Lisa and our hemp-smoking friend. Shine on you crazy diamond." "Sounds like somebody's living in the past. Contemporise man"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017914805718270256) 2026-02-01T10:55Z 82.7K followers, 43.3K engagements "Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats [--] Canyonero Canyonero" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018008748254437846) 2026-02-01T17:09Z 82.9K followers, 25.9K engagements "Sorry Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018060259630157949) 2026-02-01T20:33Z 82.9K followers, 60.3K engagements "I'll take a hit dealer. Joker You're supposed to take those out of the deck" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018315146767040586) 2026-02-02T13:26Z 82.9K followers, 173.5K engagements ""What's going on outside" "Oh it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep honey"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018335425044132165) 2026-02-02T14:47Z 82.9K followers, 19.4K engagements ""Very good Bart You have first choice of toys for free-play." "Cool I call the Flintstone phone"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018397989878800537) 2026-02-02T18:55Z 82.9K followers, 86.9K engagements "Hey there I hear it's your birthday How old are you That's great Would you like us to sing you a special song Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019115329679687891) 2026-02-04T18:26Z 82.9K followers, 40.1K engagements "You give me fever. *POP* When you touch me fever when you hoooled me tight. *POP* Fever. Ha *POP* *POP* *POP*" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012228282612064433) 2026-01-16T18:19Z 83K followers, 1.2M engagements "Get back to work Stuart" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020198231683080409) 2026-02-07T18:09Z 83K followers, 46.1K engagements "Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp-" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020413150143590598) 2026-02-08T08:23Z 83K followers, 58.8K engagements "Watch out for the Shaq attack" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020911456523374824) 2026-02-09T17:23Z 83K followers, 33.8K engagements "Now quickly Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020927593499762782) 2026-02-09T18:27Z 83K followers, 50.4K engagements ""A thousand dollars But your ad says no money down." "Aho They got this all screwed up."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021668229731570088) 2026-02-11T19:30Z 83K followers, 35.5K engagements "Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen pick a fight with someone weaker than you or write a threatening letter to a celebrity" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021687422178808011) 2026-02-11T20:46Z 83K followers, 26K engagements ""Your dad ever take you to baseball games" "Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021693000758292590) 2026-02-11T21:09Z 83K followers, 38.1K engagements ""Um Chief can I at least shield my crotch" "Bears can't talk Eddie."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022030056521183629) 2026-02-12T19:28Z 83K followers, 25.3K engagements "I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017590455702114488) 2026-01-31T13:27Z 83K followers, 70.5K engagements ""Can't let Dad see me playing hooky" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012593222753657056) 2026-01-17T18:29Z 83K followers, 240.3K engagements ""See you on the Island." "Yes the Island."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018279249229070364) 2026-02-02T11:04Z 83K followers, 52.7K engagements "Oh a Gary Larson calendar I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I. don't get it" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018364504795476391) 2026-02-02T16:42Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements "#NewProfilePic #iCantStanditAnymore #ThisWholePlantIsInsane" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018417963406115030) 2026-02-02T20:15Z 83K followers, [----] engagements ""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014765362433196379) 2026-01-23T18:21Z 83K followers, 472.5K engagements "Wait a minute. there's something bothering me about this place" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018415651786785268) 2026-02-02T20:06Z 83K followers, 232.1K engagements "This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018645597830742115) 2026-02-03T11:19Z 83K followers, 442.9K engagements "Ahh. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019042665720111530) 2026-02-04T13:37Z 83K followers, 25.8K engagements "KKK That's not good" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019055715470479605) 2026-02-04T14:29Z 83K followers, 66.4K engagements ""To my executor Lionel Hutz I leave $50000." "Mr Hutz" "You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019068027715699158) 2026-02-04T15:18Z 83K followers, 86K engagements ""Can't have a float without flowers" "True enough But did you really have to salt the earth so that nothing would ever grow again"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019124089781391428) 2026-02-04T19:01Z 83K followers, 60.8K engagements ""Can't you do something" "Hey Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019483103949902080) 2026-02-05T18:47Z 83K followers, 13.3K engagements "Welcome to the Electric Car of the Future sponsored by the Gasoline Producers of America" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019828323673862173) 2026-02-06T17:39Z 83K followers, 632.8K engagements "Howdy gangsters I am average Joe salary-man waiter" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019844518225539245) 2026-02-06T18:43Z 83K followers, 75.8K engagements "All right you poindexters Let's get this right" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020494946609074550) 2026-02-08T13:48Z 83K followers, 18.3K engagements "Kippers for breakfast aye Aunt Helga" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020554995200819513) 2026-02-08T17:47Z 83K followers, 15.8K engagements "I am the Lizard Queen" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020905845374996531) 2026-02-09T17:01Z 83K followers, 24.7K engagements "Radiation Dude is just a cheap imitation of Radioactive Man. Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020920095967453217) 2026-02-09T17:57Z 83K followers, 21K engagements "Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening progress. *Cuts to Barney.*" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021641794077757711) 2026-02-11T17:45Z 83K followers, 32.4K engagements ""I'll kill ya I'll kill all of ya" "Whoa Settle down Normie. You gotta save those pipes for karaoke."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021671454623117781) 2026-02-11T19:43Z 83K followers, 74.1K engagements "So this is my life. at least I've done better than dad" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021704826367656218) 2026-02-11T21:56Z 83K followers, 26.3K engagements "Look Lisa I don't need your mother anymore" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022050681881079887) 2026-02-12T20:50Z 83K followers, 11.3K engagements "There's a crazy man with a scalpel in ER He's demanding to see a quack" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022059910440301028) 2026-02-12T21:27Z 83K followers, 87.6K engagements "Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated U.F.O. sighting in the heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022075400076374188) 2026-02-12T22:28Z 83K followers, 33.1K engagements "Say son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022220259844084212) 2026-02-13T08:04Z 83K followers, 26.8K engagements ""But wait. If you saved Selma why did the room explode" "Oh I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022238134776500399) 2026-02-13T09:15Z 83K followers, 17K engagements "Hello chief Let's talk why not" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022253073914298537) 2026-02-13T10:14Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements "Hi. it's me again. I got another problem. Uh this one's about my cat. "MEOWWWWW." Yeah shut up I'm asking her" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022276083861672356) 2026-02-13T11:46Z 83K followers, 13.4K engagements "We now return to Knightboat" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013975458044346678) 2026-01-21T14:02Z 82.4K followers, 33.1K engagements "Smithers release the robotic Richard Simmonds" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014064489717465529) 2026-01-21T19:56Z 82.4K followers, 31K engagements ""Okay you win. From now on we'll stick to smuggling heroin." "See that you do"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014261851157131726) 2026-01-22T09:00Z 82.4K followers, 54.5K engagements ""Don't ask me I'm just a girl. Teehee" "Ha ha ha. she surrrrre is"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014282675473776830) 2026-01-22T10:23Z 82.4K followers, 30.8K engagements ""Oh no can do Homer. I'm watching the game." "Shave up not down you idiot"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014303102829035591) 2026-01-22T11:44Z 82.4K followers, 39.2K engagements "They're controlling our minds with flu shots. well I knew it Well kids aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014775066873999503) 2026-01-23T18:59Z 82.4K followers, 30.9K engagements ""All right Everybody in the pool" "'Tis a fine barn but sure 'tis no pool English." "D'oh-eth"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1958864663644385632) 2025-08-22T12:11Z 82.5K followers, 176.5K engagements "When the weight of the world has got you down and you wanna end your life Bills to pay a dead-end job and problems with the wife But don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away. 🎵" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2001631486655754300) 2025-12-18T12:31Z 82.4K followers, 26.7K engagements ""But if we don't encourage her to vent her feelings it can come out in other ways." "I just realised we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog They've been living in sin."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012296554552443000) 2026-01-16T22:50Z 82.4K followers, 276K engagements ""Sting you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest "Not while one of my fans needs me" "Actually I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh Marge he's a good digger."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012561791625072892) 2026-01-17T16:24Z 82.5K followers, 167.1K engagements ""Wow. You look really hungover Dad. What did you do last night" "Last night Um."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012839013703406000) 2026-01-18T10:46Z 82.5K followers, 108.2K engagements "Dear men this is your daily reminder to get married and find your Marge. Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013267412234203397) 2026-01-19T15:08Z 82.5K followers, 75.9K engagements "But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame nudging" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013320822807540204) 2026-01-19T18:41Z 82.5K followers, 37.1K engagements "Turn it up Turn it up" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013336651704004836) 2026-01-19T19:43Z 82.5K followers, 93.5K engagements ""The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." "That's a right triangle ya idiot"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013689683356565579) 2026-01-20T19:06Z 82.6K followers, 45.5K engagements "Ooh A lima bean that looks just like The Leader I'll put it with the others. (LEADER BEANS)" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014038900856021076) 2026-01-21T18:14Z 82.6K followers, 26.2K engagements ""Hey nobody hassles my little brother" "Hey no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014050463469965484) 2026-01-21T19:00Z 82.5K followers, 79K engagements "Victoria Beckham right now. "The county is threatening to take my Brooklyn away Oh we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014253618052923411) 2026-01-22T08:27Z 82.5K followers, 17K engagements "I'm not a state I'm a monster" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014431238283469282) 2026-01-22T20:13Z 82.5K followers, 36.9K engagements ""You made a big mistake Skinner" "Well so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014616299511427142) 2026-01-23T08:28Z 82.5K followers, 44.6K engagements "That's it back to Winnipeg" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014695585245233327) 2026-01-23T13:43Z 82.6K followers, 67.3K engagements ""No. It's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet" "Internet eh" "Yes indeedy. Making some good scratch too." "Scratch eh" "Yep" ".Maude eh"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015353555905884530) 2026-01-25T09:18Z 82.5K followers, 46.6K engagements "That is rare of photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015526536976257499) 2026-01-25T20:45Z 82.5K followers, 34.3K engagements ""Hurry up and finish eating" "You're steering fine boy. Hard to the right Hard to the left Cat deer old man"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015828568509395045) 2026-01-26T16:45Z 82.5K followers, 30K engagements ""Until now this was the ONLY way to get juice from an orange." "You mean there's a better way"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015851235295764622) 2026-01-26T18:16Z 82.5K followers, 49.4K engagements "I've been selected to represent the school at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015888192495378786) 2026-01-26T20:42Z 82.5K followers, 24.4K engagements ""Oh excuse me ma'am" *GASP* "Superintendent Chalmers" ".Oh my god."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016162006961619396) 2026-01-27T14:50Z 82.6K followers, 40.5K engagements "Hey there [--] year-old. I couldn't afford to get you a new drum. So how about a nice pair of bongos" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016425119623590276) 2026-01-28T08:16Z 82.6K followers, 21.8K engagements "Simpson Homer Simpson he's the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree 🎵" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1932832538596422086) 2025-06-11T16:09Z 82.7K followers, 67.5K engagements ""Louis I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship." "Look out Rick He's packin' heat" "Good work Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel."" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1961746141885628490) 2025-08-30T11:01Z 82.7K followers, 21.5K engagements "See you in hell candy boys" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012938357815271549) 2026-01-18T17:21Z 82.7K followers, 303.3K engagements ""What position have you got for me" *GASPS* "That's right A girl wants to play football. how about that" "Well that's super-duper Lisa In fact we already have four girls on the team. ".You do"" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015365867488317538) 2026-01-25T10:07Z 82.6K followers, 164.6K engagements "Oh. fud That's. broken. Tiddle-dee-dee That will require a tetanus shot" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015433055243063307) 2026-01-25T14:34Z 82.7K followers, 92.9K engagements "Awww Who'd have thought you could hold up a car with a wicker basket" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016488671126434271) 2026-01-28T12:28Z 82.7K followers, 61K engagements "Wow I didn't think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM Second encore" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016832213300433003) 2026-01-29T11:14Z 82.7K followers, 46.6K engagements "Vote for my dad Homer Simpson (If you don't he'll beat us.)" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017189402330448050) 2026-01-30T10:53Z 82.6K followers, 34.5K engagements "How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017341402900750511) 2026-01-30T20:57Z 82.7K followers, 12.9K engagements "Ooh. Getting light-headed. Good. No heavy head to carry. Wait. I'll just take that escalator" [X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018023008955195613) 2026-02-01T18:05Z 82.7K followers, 16.3K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@simpsons_DG Simpsons Daily GlavinsSimpsons Daily Glavins posts on X about just a, in the, at least, if you the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence countries 5% finance 4% stocks 1% celebrities 1% travel destinations 1%
Social topic influence just a #1582, in the #5086, at least #208, if you 2%, fine 2%, iran 1%, marge 1%, rose 1%, hot 1%, green 1%
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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Now they'll never save your brain Hitler"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:05Z 83K followers, 179.2K engagements
"Oh Marge my loyal wife. and Lisa my little princess And who could forget dear Rat Boy"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:33Z 83K followers, 365.6K engagements
"But Marge it works on ANY ayatollah The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW"
X Link 2026-01-11T10:30Z 82.7K followers, 1.2M engagements
"The Continental Soccer Associationis coming to Springfield It's all here: Fast kickin' low scorin' and ties You bet"
X Link 2026-01-26T16:16Z 82.9K followers, 142.6K engagements
"Pork prices rose in early trading today"
X Link 2026-01-26T18:50Z 82.7K followers, 51.1K engagements
"Please Krusty This is very demeaning"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:22Z 82.9K followers, 20.3K engagements
"Stop the Planet of the Apes I want to get off Starring Troy McClure"
X Link 2026-01-28T22:36Z 82.7K followers, 69.5K engagements
"We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket revealing a T-shirt with an Iron-on sporting the Mad slogan "up with miniskirts". Well we all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it"
X Link 2026-01-29T13:16Z 82.9K followers, 77.6K engagements
""These aren't real Xrays are they" "Good question We'll look into that. OK Xray machine on full power and. action""
X Link 2026-01-29T20:32Z 82.7K followers, 49.3K engagements
""What do you do follow my husband around" "Lady he's putting my kids through college""
X Link 2026-01-29T22:37Z 82.7K followers, 51.7K engagements
"Better make it quick kiddo. In five minutes this place is becoming a Starbucks"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:03Z 82.9K followers, 68K engagements
""Dad the heathen is getting away" "I see him son.""
X Link 2026-01-30T15:48Z 82.9K followers, 26.1K engagements
"@saka_1c Yes This and the hot chocolate marshmallow thing are things I've always wanted to eat"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:41Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements
"My eyes The goggles do nothing"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:18Z 82.7K followers, 44.8K engagements
""$300 for doing nothing I feel like such a crook." "Don't worry. Gets easier every week""
X Link 2026-01-31T16:23Z 82.7K followers, 62.5K engagements
""When you do good I use the green pen. When you do bad I use the red pen. Any questions" "Yeah one: Have you always been a chick No offence but you were born a man weren't you You can tell me. I'm open-minded." ".I won't be needing this""
X Link 2026-01-31T18:04Z 82.9K followers, 91.9K engagements
"Max Powerrrr He's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you musn't touch"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:17Z 82.7K followers, 35.9K engagements
""My first dollar Thanks to you Lisa and our hemp-smoking friend. Shine on you crazy diamond." "Sounds like somebody's living in the past. Contemporise man""
X Link 2026-02-01T10:55Z 82.7K followers, 43.3K engagements
"Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats [--] Canyonero Canyonero"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:09Z 82.9K followers, 25.9K engagements
"Sorry Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:33Z 82.9K followers, 60.3K engagements
"I'll take a hit dealer. Joker You're supposed to take those out of the deck"
X Link 2026-02-02T13:26Z 82.9K followers, 173.5K engagements
""What's going on outside" "Oh it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep honey""
X Link 2026-02-02T14:47Z 82.9K followers, 19.4K engagements
""Very good Bart You have first choice of toys for free-play." "Cool I call the Flintstone phone""
X Link 2026-02-02T18:55Z 82.9K followers, 86.9K engagements
"Hey there I hear it's your birthday How old are you That's great Would you like us to sing you a special song Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:26Z 82.9K followers, 40.1K engagements
"You give me fever. POP When you touch me fever when you hoooled me tight. POP Fever. Ha POP POP POP"
X Link 2026-01-16T18:19Z 83K followers, 1.2M engagements
"Get back to work Stuart"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:09Z 83K followers, 46.1K engagements
"Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp-"
X Link 2026-02-08T08:23Z 83K followers, 58.8K engagements
"Watch out for the Shaq attack"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:23Z 83K followers, 33.8K engagements
"Now quickly Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:27Z 83K followers, 50.4K engagements
""A thousand dollars But your ad says no money down." "Aho They got this all screwed up.""
X Link 2026-02-11T19:30Z 83K followers, 35.5K engagements
"Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen pick a fight with someone weaker than you or write a threatening letter to a celebrity"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:46Z 83K followers, 26K engagements
""Your dad ever take you to baseball games" "Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand.""
X Link 2026-02-11T21:09Z 83K followers, 38.1K engagements
""Um Chief can I at least shield my crotch" "Bears can't talk Eddie.""
X Link 2026-02-12T19:28Z 83K followers, 25.3K engagements
"I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:27Z 83K followers, 70.5K engagements
""Can't let Dad see me playing hooky" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work""
X Link 2026-01-17T18:29Z 83K followers, 240.3K engagements
""See you on the Island." "Yes the Island.""
X Link 2026-02-02T11:04Z 83K followers, 52.7K engagements
"Oh a Gary Larson calendar I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I. don't get it"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:42Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements
"#NewProfilePic #iCantStanditAnymore #ThisWholePlantIsInsane"
X Link 2026-02-02T20:15Z 83K followers, [----] engagements
""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy""
X Link 2026-01-23T18:21Z 83K followers, 472.5K engagements
"Wait a minute. there's something bothering me about this place"
X Link 2026-02-02T20:06Z 83K followers, 232.1K engagements
"This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:19Z 83K followers, 442.9K engagements
"Ahh. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun"
X Link 2026-02-04T13:37Z 83K followers, 25.8K engagements
"KKK That's not good"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:29Z 83K followers, 66.4K engagements
""To my executor Lionel Hutz I leave $50000." "Mr Hutz" "You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would""
X Link 2026-02-04T15:18Z 83K followers, 86K engagements
""Can't have a float without flowers" "True enough But did you really have to salt the earth so that nothing would ever grow again""
X Link 2026-02-04T19:01Z 83K followers, 60.8K engagements
""Can't you do something" "Hey Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly.""
X Link 2026-02-05T18:47Z 83K followers, 13.3K engagements
"Welcome to the Electric Car of the Future sponsored by the Gasoline Producers of America"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:39Z 83K followers, 632.8K engagements
"Howdy gangsters I am average Joe salary-man waiter"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:43Z 83K followers, 75.8K engagements
"All right you poindexters Let's get this right"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:48Z 83K followers, 18.3K engagements
"Kippers for breakfast aye Aunt Helga"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:47Z 83K followers, 15.8K engagements
"I am the Lizard Queen"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:01Z 83K followers, 24.7K engagements
"Radiation Dude is just a cheap imitation of Radioactive Man. Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:57Z 83K followers, 21K engagements
"Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening progress. Cuts to Barney."
X Link 2026-02-11T17:45Z 83K followers, 32.4K engagements
""I'll kill ya I'll kill all of ya" "Whoa Settle down Normie. You gotta save those pipes for karaoke.""
X Link 2026-02-11T19:43Z 83K followers, 74.1K engagements
"So this is my life. at least I've done better than dad"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:56Z 83K followers, 26.3K engagements
"Look Lisa I don't need your mother anymore"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:50Z 83K followers, 11.3K engagements
"There's a crazy man with a scalpel in ER He's demanding to see a quack"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:27Z 83K followers, 87.6K engagements
"Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated U.F.O. sighting in the heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:28Z 83K followers, 33.1K engagements
"Say son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:04Z 83K followers, 26.8K engagements
""But wait. If you saved Selma why did the room explode" "Oh I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene.""
X Link 2026-02-13T09:15Z 83K followers, 17K engagements
"Hello chief Let's talk why not"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:14Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements
"Hi. it's me again. I got another problem. Uh this one's about my cat. "MEOWWWWW." Yeah shut up I'm asking her"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:46Z 83K followers, 13.4K engagements
"We now return to Knightboat"
X Link 2026-01-21T14:02Z 82.4K followers, 33.1K engagements
"Smithers release the robotic Richard Simmonds"
X Link 2026-01-21T19:56Z 82.4K followers, 31K engagements
""Okay you win. From now on we'll stick to smuggling heroin." "See that you do""
X Link 2026-01-22T09:00Z 82.4K followers, 54.5K engagements
""Don't ask me I'm just a girl. Teehee" "Ha ha ha. she surrrrre is""
X Link 2026-01-22T10:23Z 82.4K followers, 30.8K engagements
""Oh no can do Homer. I'm watching the game." "Shave up not down you idiot""
X Link 2026-01-22T11:44Z 82.4K followers, 39.2K engagements
"They're controlling our minds with flu shots. well I knew it Well kids aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations"
X Link 2026-01-23T18:59Z 82.4K followers, 30.9K engagements
""All right Everybody in the pool" "'Tis a fine barn but sure 'tis no pool English." "D'oh-eth""
X Link 2025-08-22T12:11Z 82.5K followers, 176.5K engagements
"When the weight of the world has got you down and you wanna end your life Bills to pay a dead-end job and problems with the wife But don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away. 🎵"
X Link 2025-12-18T12:31Z 82.4K followers, 26.7K engagements
""But if we don't encourage her to vent her feelings it can come out in other ways." "I just realised we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog They've been living in sin.""
X Link 2026-01-16T22:50Z 82.4K followers, 276K engagements
""Sting you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest "Not while one of my fans needs me" "Actually I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh Marge he's a good digger.""
X Link 2026-01-17T16:24Z 82.5K followers, 167.1K engagements
""Wow. You look really hungover Dad. What did you do last night" "Last night Um.""
X Link 2026-01-18T10:46Z 82.5K followers, 108.2K engagements
"Dear men this is your daily reminder to get married and find your Marge. Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp"
X Link 2026-01-19T15:08Z 82.5K followers, 75.9K engagements
"But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame nudging"
X Link 2026-01-19T18:41Z 82.5K followers, 37.1K engagements
"Turn it up Turn it up"
X Link 2026-01-19T19:43Z 82.5K followers, 93.5K engagements
""The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." "That's a right triangle ya idiot""
X Link 2026-01-20T19:06Z 82.6K followers, 45.5K engagements
"Ooh A lima bean that looks just like The Leader I'll put it with the others. (LEADER BEANS)"
X Link 2026-01-21T18:14Z 82.6K followers, 26.2K engagements
""Hey nobody hassles my little brother" "Hey no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz""
X Link 2026-01-21T19:00Z 82.5K followers, 79K engagements
"Victoria Beckham right now. "The county is threatening to take my Brooklyn away Oh we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow.""
X Link 2026-01-22T08:27Z 82.5K followers, 17K engagements
"I'm not a state I'm a monster"
X Link 2026-01-22T20:13Z 82.5K followers, 36.9K engagements
""You made a big mistake Skinner" "Well so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad.""
X Link 2026-01-23T08:28Z 82.5K followers, 44.6K engagements
"That's it back to Winnipeg"
X Link 2026-01-23T13:43Z 82.6K followers, 67.3K engagements
""No. It's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet" "Internet eh" "Yes indeedy. Making some good scratch too." "Scratch eh" "Yep" ".Maude eh""
X Link 2026-01-25T09:18Z 82.5K followers, 46.6K engagements
"That is rare of photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore"
X Link 2026-01-25T20:45Z 82.5K followers, 34.3K engagements
""Hurry up and finish eating" "You're steering fine boy. Hard to the right Hard to the left Cat deer old man""
X Link 2026-01-26T16:45Z 82.5K followers, 30K engagements
""Until now this was the ONLY way to get juice from an orange." "You mean there's a better way""
X Link 2026-01-26T18:16Z 82.5K followers, 49.4K engagements
"I've been selected to represent the school at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:42Z 82.5K followers, 24.4K engagements
""Oh excuse me ma'am" GASP "Superintendent Chalmers" ".Oh my god.""
X Link 2026-01-27T14:50Z 82.6K followers, 40.5K engagements
"Hey there [--] year-old. I couldn't afford to get you a new drum. So how about a nice pair of bongos"
X Link 2026-01-28T08:16Z 82.6K followers, 21.8K engagements
"Simpson Homer Simpson he's the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree 🎵"
X Link 2025-06-11T16:09Z 82.7K followers, 67.5K engagements
""Louis I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship." "Look out Rick He's packin' heat" "Good work Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel.""
X Link 2025-08-30T11:01Z 82.7K followers, 21.5K engagements
"See you in hell candy boys"
X Link 2026-01-18T17:21Z 82.7K followers, 303.3K engagements
""What position have you got for me" GASPS "That's right A girl wants to play football. how about that" "Well that's super-duper Lisa In fact we already have four girls on the team. ".You do""
X Link 2026-01-25T10:07Z 82.6K followers, 164.6K engagements
"Oh. fud That's. broken. Tiddle-dee-dee That will require a tetanus shot"
X Link 2026-01-25T14:34Z 82.7K followers, 92.9K engagements
"Awww Who'd have thought you could hold up a car with a wicker basket"
X Link 2026-01-28T12:28Z 82.7K followers, 61K engagements
"Wow I didn't think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM Second encore"
X Link 2026-01-29T11:14Z 82.7K followers, 46.6K engagements
"Vote for my dad Homer Simpson (If you don't he'll beat us.)"
X Link 2026-01-30T10:53Z 82.6K followers, 34.5K engagements
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:57Z 82.7K followers, 12.9K engagements
"Ooh. Getting light-headed. Good. No heavy head to carry. Wait. I'll just take that escalator"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:05Z 82.7K followers, 16.3K engagements
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