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# ![@simpsons_DG Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1291032276546080768.png) @simpsons_DG Simpsons Daily Glavins

Simpsons Daily Glavins posts on X about just a, in the, at least, if you the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/interactions)
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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] -42%
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- [--] Year [-----] +326%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/followers)
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- [--] Month [------] +1.50%
- [--] Months [------] +14%
- [--] Year [------] +53%

### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  5% [finance](/list/finance)  4% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1%

**Social topic influence**
[just a](/topic/just-a) #1582, [in the](/topic/in-the) #5086, [at least](/topic/at-least) #208, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2%, [fine](/topic/fine) 2%, [iran](/topic/iran) 1%, [marge](/topic/marge) 1%, [rose](/topic/rose) 1%, [hot](/topic/hot) 1%, [green](/topic/green) 1%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Now they'll never save your brain Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019532829273841855)  2026-02-05T22:05Z 83K followers, 179.2K engagements


"Oh Marge my loyal wife. and Lisa my little princess And who could forget dear Rat Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016897472195424331)  2026-01-29T15:33Z 83K followers, 365.6K engagements


"But Marge it works on ANY ayatollah The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2010298190172733648)  2026-01-11T10:30Z 82.7K followers, 1.2M engagements


"The Continental Soccer Associationis coming to Springfield It's all here: Fast kickin' low scorin' and ties You bet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015821083614523649)  2026-01-26T16:16Z 82.9K followers, 142.6K engagements


"Pork prices rose in early trading today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015859901889741020)  2026-01-26T18:50Z 82.7K followers, 51.1K engagements


"Please Krusty This is very demeaning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016260527215841281)  2026-01-27T21:22Z 82.9K followers, 20.3K engagements


"Stop the Planet of the Apes I want to get off Starring Troy McClure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016641525938098423)  2026-01-28T22:36Z 82.7K followers, 69.5K engagements


"We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket revealing a T-shirt with an Iron-on sporting the Mad slogan "up with miniskirts". Well we all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016863077694652673)  2026-01-29T13:16Z 82.9K followers, 77.6K engagements


""These aren't real Xrays are they" "Good question We'll look into that. OK Xray machine on full power and. action""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016972637210079475)  2026-01-29T20:32Z 82.7K followers, 49.3K engagements


""What do you do follow my husband around" "Lady he's putting my kids through college""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017004217026617733)  2026-01-29T22:37Z 82.7K followers, 51.7K engagements


"Better make it quick kiddo. In five minutes this place is becoming a Starbucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017237218788573590)  2026-01-30T14:03Z 82.9K followers, 68K engagements


""Dad the heathen is getting away" "I see him son.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017263754765844928)  2026-01-30T15:48Z 82.9K followers, 26.1K engagements


"@saka_1c Yes This and the hot chocolate marshmallow thing are things I've always wanted to eat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017367582911635480)  2026-01-30T22:41Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements


"My eyes The goggles do nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017603508187402638)  2026-01-31T14:18Z 82.7K followers, 44.8K engagements


""$300 for doing nothing I feel like such a crook." "Don't worry. Gets easier every week""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017634856038023550)  2026-01-31T16:23Z 82.7K followers, 62.5K engagements


""When you do good I use the green pen. When you do bad I use the red pen. Any questions" "Yeah one: Have you always been a chick No offence but you were born a man weren't you You can tell me. I'm open-minded." ".I won't be needing this""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017660384505733337)  2026-01-31T18:04Z 82.9K followers, 91.9K engagements


"Max Powerrrr He's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you musn't touch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017678598442832374)  2026-01-31T19:17Z 82.7K followers, 35.9K engagements


""My first dollar Thanks to you Lisa and our hemp-smoking friend. Shine on you crazy diamond." "Sounds like somebody's living in the past. Contemporise man""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017914805718270256)  2026-02-01T10:55Z 82.7K followers, 43.3K engagements


"Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats [--] Canyonero Canyonero"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018008748254437846)  2026-02-01T17:09Z 82.9K followers, 25.9K engagements


"Sorry Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018060259630157949)  2026-02-01T20:33Z 82.9K followers, 60.3K engagements


"I'll take a hit dealer. Joker You're supposed to take those out of the deck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018315146767040586)  2026-02-02T13:26Z 82.9K followers, 173.5K engagements


""What's going on outside" "Oh it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep honey""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018335425044132165)  2026-02-02T14:47Z 82.9K followers, 19.4K engagements


""Very good Bart You have first choice of toys for free-play." "Cool I call the Flintstone phone""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018397989878800537)  2026-02-02T18:55Z 82.9K followers, 86.9K engagements


"Hey there I hear it's your birthday How old are you That's great Would you like us to sing you a special song Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019115329679687891)  2026-02-04T18:26Z 82.9K followers, 40.1K engagements


"You give me fever. *POP* When you touch me fever when you hoooled me tight. *POP* Fever. Ha *POP* *POP* *POP*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012228282612064433)  2026-01-16T18:19Z 83K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Get back to work Stuart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020198231683080409)  2026-02-07T18:09Z 83K followers, 46.1K engagements


"Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020413150143590598)  2026-02-08T08:23Z 83K followers, 58.8K engagements


"Watch out for the Shaq attack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020911456523374824)  2026-02-09T17:23Z 83K followers, 33.8K engagements


"Now quickly Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020927593499762782)  2026-02-09T18:27Z 83K followers, 50.4K engagements


""A thousand dollars But your ad says no money down." "Aho They got this all screwed up.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021668229731570088)  2026-02-11T19:30Z 83K followers, 35.5K engagements


"Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen pick a fight with someone weaker than you or write a threatening letter to a celebrity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021687422178808011)  2026-02-11T20:46Z 83K followers, 26K engagements


""Your dad ever take you to baseball games" "Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021693000758292590)  2026-02-11T21:09Z 83K followers, 38.1K engagements


""Um Chief can I at least shield my crotch" "Bears can't talk Eddie.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022030056521183629)  2026-02-12T19:28Z 83K followers, 25.3K engagements


"I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017590455702114488)  2026-01-31T13:27Z 83K followers, 70.5K engagements


""Can't let Dad see me playing hooky" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012593222753657056)  2026-01-17T18:29Z 83K followers, 240.3K engagements


""See you on the Island." "Yes the Island.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018279249229070364)  2026-02-02T11:04Z 83K followers, 52.7K engagements


"Oh a Gary Larson calendar I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I. don't get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018364504795476391)  2026-02-02T16:42Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements


"#NewProfilePic #iCantStanditAnymore #ThisWholePlantIsInsane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018417963406115030)  2026-02-02T20:15Z 83K followers, [----] engagements


""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014765362433196379)  2026-01-23T18:21Z 83K followers, 472.5K engagements


"Wait a minute. there's something bothering me about this place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018415651786785268)  2026-02-02T20:06Z 83K followers, 232.1K engagements


"This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018645597830742115)  2026-02-03T11:19Z 83K followers, 442.9K engagements


"Ahh. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019042665720111530)  2026-02-04T13:37Z 83K followers, 25.8K engagements


"KKK That's not good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019055715470479605)  2026-02-04T14:29Z 83K followers, 66.4K engagements


""To my executor Lionel Hutz I leave $50000." "Mr Hutz" "You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019068027715699158)  2026-02-04T15:18Z 83K followers, 86K engagements


""Can't have a float without flowers" "True enough But did you really have to salt the earth so that nothing would ever grow again""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019124089781391428)  2026-02-04T19:01Z 83K followers, 60.8K engagements


""Can't you do something" "Hey Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019483103949902080)  2026-02-05T18:47Z 83K followers, 13.3K engagements


"Welcome to the Electric Car of the Future sponsored by the Gasoline Producers of America"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019828323673862173)  2026-02-06T17:39Z 83K followers, 632.8K engagements


"Howdy gangsters I am average Joe salary-man waiter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2019844518225539245)  2026-02-06T18:43Z 83K followers, 75.8K engagements


"All right you poindexters Let's get this right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020494946609074550)  2026-02-08T13:48Z 83K followers, 18.3K engagements


"Kippers for breakfast aye Aunt Helga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020554995200819513)  2026-02-08T17:47Z 83K followers, 15.8K engagements


"I am the Lizard Queen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020905845374996531)  2026-02-09T17:01Z 83K followers, 24.7K engagements


"Radiation Dude is just a cheap imitation of Radioactive Man. Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2020920095967453217)  2026-02-09T17:57Z 83K followers, 21K engagements


"Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening progress. *Cuts to Barney.*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021641794077757711)  2026-02-11T17:45Z 83K followers, 32.4K engagements


""I'll kill ya I'll kill all of ya" "Whoa Settle down Normie. You gotta save those pipes for karaoke.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021671454623117781)  2026-02-11T19:43Z 83K followers, 74.1K engagements


"So this is my life. at least I've done better than dad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2021704826367656218)  2026-02-11T21:56Z 83K followers, 26.3K engagements


"Look Lisa I don't need your mother anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022050681881079887)  2026-02-12T20:50Z 83K followers, 11.3K engagements


"There's a crazy man with a scalpel in ER He's demanding to see a quack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022059910440301028)  2026-02-12T21:27Z 83K followers, 87.6K engagements


"Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated U.F.O. sighting in the heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022075400076374188)  2026-02-12T22:28Z 83K followers, 33.1K engagements


"Say son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022220259844084212)  2026-02-13T08:04Z 83K followers, 26.8K engagements


""But wait. If you saved Selma why did the room explode" "Oh I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022238134776500399)  2026-02-13T09:15Z 83K followers, 17K engagements


"Hello chief Let's talk why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022253073914298537)  2026-02-13T10:14Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements


"Hi. it's me again. I got another problem. Uh this one's about my cat. "MEOWWWWW." Yeah shut up I'm asking her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2022276083861672356)  2026-02-13T11:46Z 83K followers, 13.4K engagements


"We now return to Knightboat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013975458044346678)  2026-01-21T14:02Z 82.4K followers, 33.1K engagements


"Smithers release the robotic Richard Simmonds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014064489717465529)  2026-01-21T19:56Z 82.4K followers, 31K engagements


""Okay you win. From now on we'll stick to smuggling heroin." "See that you do""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014261851157131726)  2026-01-22T09:00Z 82.4K followers, 54.5K engagements


""Don't ask me I'm just a girl. Teehee" "Ha ha ha. she surrrrre is""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014282675473776830)  2026-01-22T10:23Z 82.4K followers, 30.8K engagements


""Oh no can do Homer. I'm watching the game." "Shave up not down you idiot""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014303102829035591)  2026-01-22T11:44Z 82.4K followers, 39.2K engagements


"They're controlling our minds with flu shots. well I knew it Well kids aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014775066873999503)  2026-01-23T18:59Z 82.4K followers, 30.9K engagements


""All right Everybody in the pool" "'Tis a fine barn but sure 'tis no pool English." "D'oh-eth""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1958864663644385632)  2025-08-22T12:11Z 82.5K followers, 176.5K engagements


"When the weight of the world has got you down and you wanna end your life Bills to pay a dead-end job and problems with the wife But don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away. 🎵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2001631486655754300)  2025-12-18T12:31Z 82.4K followers, 26.7K engagements


""But if we don't encourage her to vent her feelings it can come out in other ways." "I just realised we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog They've been living in sin.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012296554552443000)  2026-01-16T22:50Z 82.4K followers, 276K engagements


""Sting you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest "Not while one of my fans needs me" "Actually I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh Marge he's a good digger.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012561791625072892)  2026-01-17T16:24Z 82.5K followers, 167.1K engagements


""Wow. You look really hungover Dad. What did you do last night" "Last night Um.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012839013703406000)  2026-01-18T10:46Z 82.5K followers, 108.2K engagements


"Dear men this is your daily reminder to get married and find your Marge. Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013267412234203397)  2026-01-19T15:08Z 82.5K followers, 75.9K engagements


"But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame nudging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013320822807540204)  2026-01-19T18:41Z 82.5K followers, 37.1K engagements


"Turn it up Turn it up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013336651704004836)  2026-01-19T19:43Z 82.5K followers, 93.5K engagements


""The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." "That's a right triangle ya idiot""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2013689683356565579)  2026-01-20T19:06Z 82.6K followers, 45.5K engagements


"Ooh A lima bean that looks just like The Leader I'll put it with the others. (LEADER BEANS)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014038900856021076)  2026-01-21T18:14Z 82.6K followers, 26.2K engagements


""Hey nobody hassles my little brother" "Hey no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014050463469965484)  2026-01-21T19:00Z 82.5K followers, 79K engagements


"Victoria Beckham right now. "The county is threatening to take my Brooklyn away Oh we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014253618052923411)  2026-01-22T08:27Z 82.5K followers, 17K engagements


"I'm not a state I'm a monster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014431238283469282)  2026-01-22T20:13Z 82.5K followers, 36.9K engagements


""You made a big mistake Skinner" "Well so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014616299511427142)  2026-01-23T08:28Z 82.5K followers, 44.6K engagements


"That's it back to Winnipeg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2014695585245233327)  2026-01-23T13:43Z 82.6K followers, 67.3K engagements


""No. It's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet" "Internet eh" "Yes indeedy. Making some good scratch too." "Scratch eh" "Yep" ".Maude eh""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015353555905884530)  2026-01-25T09:18Z 82.5K followers, 46.6K engagements


"That is rare of photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015526536976257499)  2026-01-25T20:45Z 82.5K followers, 34.3K engagements


""Hurry up and finish eating" "You're steering fine boy. Hard to the right Hard to the left Cat deer old man""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015828568509395045)  2026-01-26T16:45Z 82.5K followers, 30K engagements


""Until now this was the ONLY way to get juice from an orange." "You mean there's a better way""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015851235295764622)  2026-01-26T18:16Z 82.5K followers, 49.4K engagements


"I've been selected to represent the school at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015888192495378786)  2026-01-26T20:42Z 82.5K followers, 24.4K engagements


""Oh excuse me ma'am" *GASP* "Superintendent Chalmers" ".Oh my god.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016162006961619396)  2026-01-27T14:50Z 82.6K followers, 40.5K engagements


"Hey there [--] year-old. I couldn't afford to get you a new drum. So how about a nice pair of bongos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016425119623590276)  2026-01-28T08:16Z 82.6K followers, 21.8K engagements


"Simpson Homer Simpson he's the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree 🎵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1932832538596422086)  2025-06-11T16:09Z 82.7K followers, 67.5K engagements


""Louis I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship." "Look out Rick He's packin' heat" "Good work Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1961746141885628490)  2025-08-30T11:01Z 82.7K followers, 21.5K engagements


"See you in hell candy boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2012938357815271549)  2026-01-18T17:21Z 82.7K followers, 303.3K engagements


""What position have you got for me" *GASPS* "That's right A girl wants to play football. how about that" "Well that's super-duper Lisa In fact we already have four girls on the team. ".You do""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015365867488317538)  2026-01-25T10:07Z 82.6K followers, 164.6K engagements


"Oh. fud That's. broken. Tiddle-dee-dee That will require a tetanus shot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2015433055243063307)  2026-01-25T14:34Z 82.7K followers, 92.9K engagements


"Awww Who'd have thought you could hold up a car with a wicker basket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016488671126434271)  2026-01-28T12:28Z 82.7K followers, 61K engagements


"Wow I didn't think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM Second encore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2016832213300433003)  2026-01-29T11:14Z 82.7K followers, 46.6K engagements


"Vote for my dad Homer Simpson (If you don't he'll beat us.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017189402330448050)  2026-01-30T10:53Z 82.6K followers, 34.5K engagements


"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2017341402900750511)  2026-01-30T20:57Z 82.7K followers, 12.9K engagements


"Ooh. Getting light-headed. Good. No heavy head to carry. Wait. I'll just take that escalator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/2018023008955195613)  2026-02-01T18:05Z 82.7K followers, 16.3K engagements

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Simpsons Daily Glavins posts on X about just a, in the, at least, if you the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 5% finance 4% stocks 1% celebrities 1% travel destinations 1%

Social topic influence just a #1582, in the #5086, at least #208, if you 2%, fine 2%, iran 1%, marge 1%, rose 1%, hot 1%, green 1%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @cheftony0070 @the_gunit11 @suppengeist3 @saka1c @enragedexposfan @technomaru1 @mc_brack @troymclure22 @andrew_milner @jabraisen @aaronthewise @therealdkmykan @bogeygolfdude @wisefern2n5v @mrdaddicusfinch @_larryjunior @phildawson1980 @sportsfan178 @jakecotcenter @joedarts317

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Now they'll never save your brain Hitler"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:05Z 83K followers, 179.2K engagements

"Oh Marge my loyal wife. and Lisa my little princess And who could forget dear Rat Boy"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:33Z 83K followers, 365.6K engagements

"But Marge it works on ANY ayatollah The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW The only problem with this is that Ruhollah Khomeini the leader of the [----] Islamic revolution in Iran has been dead since [----]. https://t.co/3xbcTiTaEW"
X Link 2026-01-11T10:30Z 82.7K followers, 1.2M engagements

"The Continental Soccer Associationis coming to Springfield It's all here: Fast kickin' low scorin' and ties You bet"
X Link 2026-01-26T16:16Z 82.9K followers, 142.6K engagements

"Pork prices rose in early trading today"
X Link 2026-01-26T18:50Z 82.7K followers, 51.1K engagements

"Please Krusty This is very demeaning"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:22Z 82.9K followers, 20.3K engagements

"Stop the Planet of the Apes I want to get off Starring Troy McClure"
X Link 2026-01-28T22:36Z 82.7K followers, 69.5K engagements

"We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket revealing a T-shirt with an Iron-on sporting the Mad slogan "up with miniskirts". Well we all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it"
X Link 2026-01-29T13:16Z 82.9K followers, 77.6K engagements

""These aren't real Xrays are they" "Good question We'll look into that. OK Xray machine on full power and. action""
X Link 2026-01-29T20:32Z 82.7K followers, 49.3K engagements

""What do you do follow my husband around" "Lady he's putting my kids through college""
X Link 2026-01-29T22:37Z 82.7K followers, 51.7K engagements

"Better make it quick kiddo. In five minutes this place is becoming a Starbucks"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:03Z 82.9K followers, 68K engagements

""Dad the heathen is getting away" "I see him son.""
X Link 2026-01-30T15:48Z 82.9K followers, 26.1K engagements

"@saka_1c Yes This and the hot chocolate marshmallow thing are things I've always wanted to eat"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:41Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements

"My eyes The goggles do nothing"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:18Z 82.7K followers, 44.8K engagements

""$300 for doing nothing I feel like such a crook." "Don't worry. Gets easier every week""
X Link 2026-01-31T16:23Z 82.7K followers, 62.5K engagements

""When you do good I use the green pen. When you do bad I use the red pen. Any questions" "Yeah one: Have you always been a chick No offence but you were born a man weren't you You can tell me. I'm open-minded." ".I won't be needing this""
X Link 2026-01-31T18:04Z 82.9K followers, 91.9K engagements

"Max Powerrrr He's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you musn't touch"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:17Z 82.7K followers, 35.9K engagements

""My first dollar Thanks to you Lisa and our hemp-smoking friend. Shine on you crazy diamond." "Sounds like somebody's living in the past. Contemporise man""
X Link 2026-02-01T10:55Z 82.7K followers, 43.3K engagements

"Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats [--] Canyonero Canyonero"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:09Z 82.9K followers, 25.9K engagements

"Sorry Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:33Z 82.9K followers, 60.3K engagements

"I'll take a hit dealer. Joker You're supposed to take those out of the deck"
X Link 2026-02-02T13:26Z 82.9K followers, 173.5K engagements

""What's going on outside" "Oh it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep honey""
X Link 2026-02-02T14:47Z 82.9K followers, 19.4K engagements

""Very good Bart You have first choice of toys for free-play." "Cool I call the Flintstone phone""
X Link 2026-02-02T18:55Z 82.9K followers, 86.9K engagements

"Hey there I hear it's your birthday How old are you That's great Would you like us to sing you a special song Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk Admin birthday today 🎂 https://t.co/ke1DyD71tk"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:26Z 82.9K followers, 40.1K engagements

"You give me fever. POP When you touch me fever when you hoooled me tight. POP Fever. Ha POP POP POP"
X Link 2026-01-16T18:19Z 83K followers, 1.2M engagements

"Get back to work Stuart"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:09Z 83K followers, 46.1K engagements

"Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp-"
X Link 2026-02-08T08:23Z 83K followers, 58.8K engagements

"Watch out for the Shaq attack"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:23Z 83K followers, 33.8K engagements

"Now quickly Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:27Z 83K followers, 50.4K engagements

""A thousand dollars But your ad says no money down." "Aho They got this all screwed up.""
X Link 2026-02-11T19:30Z 83K followers, 35.5K engagements

"Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen pick a fight with someone weaker than you or write a threatening letter to a celebrity"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:46Z 83K followers, 26K engagements

""Your dad ever take you to baseball games" "Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand.""
X Link 2026-02-11T21:09Z 83K followers, 38.1K engagements

""Um Chief can I at least shield my crotch" "Bears can't talk Eddie.""
X Link 2026-02-12T19:28Z 83K followers, 25.3K engagements

"I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:27Z 83K followers, 70.5K engagements

""Can't let Dad see me playing hooky" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work""
X Link 2026-01-17T18:29Z 83K followers, 240.3K engagements

""See you on the Island." "Yes the Island.""
X Link 2026-02-02T11:04Z 83K followers, 52.7K engagements

"Oh a Gary Larson calendar I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I. don't get it"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:42Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements

"#NewProfilePic #iCantStanditAnymore #ThisWholePlantIsInsane"
X Link 2026-02-02T20:15Z 83K followers, [----] engagements

""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy""
X Link 2026-01-23T18:21Z 83K followers, 472.5K engagements

"Wait a minute. there's something bothering me about this place"
X Link 2026-02-02T20:06Z 83K followers, 232.1K engagements

"This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what its for https://t.co/ZXbkyc2xkF"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:19Z 83K followers, 442.9K engagements

"Ahh. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun"
X Link 2026-02-04T13:37Z 83K followers, 25.8K engagements

"KKK That's not good"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:29Z 83K followers, 66.4K engagements

""To my executor Lionel Hutz I leave $50000." "Mr Hutz" "You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would""
X Link 2026-02-04T15:18Z 83K followers, 86K engagements

""Can't have a float without flowers" "True enough But did you really have to salt the earth so that nothing would ever grow again""
X Link 2026-02-04T19:01Z 83K followers, 60.8K engagements

""Can't you do something" "Hey Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly.""
X Link 2026-02-05T18:47Z 83K followers, 13.3K engagements

"Welcome to the Electric Car of the Future sponsored by the Gasoline Producers of America"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:39Z 83K followers, 632.8K engagements

"Howdy gangsters I am average Joe salary-man waiter"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:43Z 83K followers, 75.8K engagements

"All right you poindexters Let's get this right"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:48Z 83K followers, 18.3K engagements

"Kippers for breakfast aye Aunt Helga"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:47Z 83K followers, 15.8K engagements

"I am the Lizard Queen"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:01Z 83K followers, 24.7K engagements

"Radiation Dude is just a cheap imitation of Radioactive Man. Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:57Z 83K followers, 21K engagements

"Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening progress. Cuts to Barney."
X Link 2026-02-11T17:45Z 83K followers, 32.4K engagements

""I'll kill ya I'll kill all of ya" "Whoa Settle down Normie. You gotta save those pipes for karaoke.""
X Link 2026-02-11T19:43Z 83K followers, 74.1K engagements

"So this is my life. at least I've done better than dad"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:56Z 83K followers, 26.3K engagements

"Look Lisa I don't need your mother anymore"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:50Z 83K followers, 11.3K engagements

"There's a crazy man with a scalpel in ER He's demanding to see a quack"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:27Z 83K followers, 87.6K engagements

"Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated U.F.O. sighting in the heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:28Z 83K followers, 33.1K engagements

"Say son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:04Z 83K followers, 26.8K engagements

""But wait. If you saved Selma why did the room explode" "Oh I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene.""
X Link 2026-02-13T09:15Z 83K followers, 17K engagements

"Hello chief Let's talk why not"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:14Z 83K followers, 19.9K engagements

"Hi. it's me again. I got another problem. Uh this one's about my cat. "MEOWWWWW." Yeah shut up I'm asking her"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:46Z 83K followers, 13.4K engagements

"We now return to Knightboat"
X Link 2026-01-21T14:02Z 82.4K followers, 33.1K engagements

"Smithers release the robotic Richard Simmonds"
X Link 2026-01-21T19:56Z 82.4K followers, 31K engagements

""Okay you win. From now on we'll stick to smuggling heroin." "See that you do""
X Link 2026-01-22T09:00Z 82.4K followers, 54.5K engagements

""Don't ask me I'm just a girl. Teehee" "Ha ha ha. she surrrrre is""
X Link 2026-01-22T10:23Z 82.4K followers, 30.8K engagements

""Oh no can do Homer. I'm watching the game." "Shave up not down you idiot""
X Link 2026-01-22T11:44Z 82.4K followers, 39.2K engagements

"They're controlling our minds with flu shots. well I knew it Well kids aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations"
X Link 2026-01-23T18:59Z 82.4K followers, 30.9K engagements

""All right Everybody in the pool" "'Tis a fine barn but sure 'tis no pool English." "D'oh-eth""
X Link 2025-08-22T12:11Z 82.5K followers, 176.5K engagements

"When the weight of the world has got you down and you wanna end your life Bills to pay a dead-end job and problems with the wife But don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away. 🎵"
X Link 2025-12-18T12:31Z 82.4K followers, 26.7K engagements

""But if we don't encourage her to vent her feelings it can come out in other ways." "I just realised we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog They've been living in sin.""
X Link 2026-01-16T22:50Z 82.4K followers, 276K engagements

""Sting you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest "Not while one of my fans needs me" "Actually I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums." "Shh Marge he's a good digger.""
X Link 2026-01-17T16:24Z 82.5K followers, 167.1K engagements

""Wow. You look really hungover Dad. What did you do last night" "Last night Um.""
X Link 2026-01-18T10:46Z 82.5K followers, 108.2K engagements

"Dear men this is your daily reminder to get married and find your Marge. Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp Dear men this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage https://t.co/tTHqJ6Jvcp"
X Link 2026-01-19T15:08Z 82.5K followers, 75.9K engagements

"But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame nudging"
X Link 2026-01-19T18:41Z 82.5K followers, 37.1K engagements

"Turn it up Turn it up"
X Link 2026-01-19T19:43Z 82.5K followers, 93.5K engagements

""The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." "That's a right triangle ya idiot""
X Link 2026-01-20T19:06Z 82.6K followers, 45.5K engagements

"Ooh A lima bean that looks just like The Leader I'll put it with the others. (LEADER BEANS)"
X Link 2026-01-21T18:14Z 82.6K followers, 26.2K engagements

""Hey nobody hassles my little brother" "Hey no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz""
X Link 2026-01-21T19:00Z 82.5K followers, 79K engagements

"Victoria Beckham right now. "The county is threatening to take my Brooklyn away Oh we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow.""
X Link 2026-01-22T08:27Z 82.5K followers, 17K engagements

"I'm not a state I'm a monster"
X Link 2026-01-22T20:13Z 82.5K followers, 36.9K engagements

""You made a big mistake Skinner" "Well so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad.""
X Link 2026-01-23T08:28Z 82.5K followers, 44.6K engagements

"That's it back to Winnipeg"
X Link 2026-01-23T13:43Z 82.6K followers, 67.3K engagements

""No. It's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet" "Internet eh" "Yes indeedy. Making some good scratch too." "Scratch eh" "Yep" ".Maude eh""
X Link 2026-01-25T09:18Z 82.5K followers, 46.6K engagements

"That is rare of photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore"
X Link 2026-01-25T20:45Z 82.5K followers, 34.3K engagements

""Hurry up and finish eating" "You're steering fine boy. Hard to the right Hard to the left Cat deer old man""
X Link 2026-01-26T16:45Z 82.5K followers, 30K engagements

""Until now this was the ONLY way to get juice from an orange." "You mean there's a better way""
X Link 2026-01-26T18:16Z 82.5K followers, 49.4K engagements

"I've been selected to represent the school at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:42Z 82.5K followers, 24.4K engagements

""Oh excuse me ma'am" GASP "Superintendent Chalmers" ".Oh my god.""
X Link 2026-01-27T14:50Z 82.6K followers, 40.5K engagements

"Hey there [--] year-old. I couldn't afford to get you a new drum. So how about a nice pair of bongos"
X Link 2026-01-28T08:16Z 82.6K followers, 21.8K engagements

"Simpson Homer Simpson he's the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree 🎵"
X Link 2025-06-11T16:09Z 82.7K followers, 67.5K engagements

""Louis I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship." "Look out Rick He's packin' heat" "Good work Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel.""
X Link 2025-08-30T11:01Z 82.7K followers, 21.5K engagements

"See you in hell candy boys"
X Link 2026-01-18T17:21Z 82.7K followers, 303.3K engagements

""What position have you got for me" GASPS "That's right A girl wants to play football. how about that" "Well that's super-duper Lisa In fact we already have four girls on the team. ".You do""
X Link 2026-01-25T10:07Z 82.6K followers, 164.6K engagements

"Oh. fud That's. broken. Tiddle-dee-dee That will require a tetanus shot"
X Link 2026-01-25T14:34Z 82.7K followers, 92.9K engagements

"Awww Who'd have thought you could hold up a car with a wicker basket"
X Link 2026-01-28T12:28Z 82.7K followers, 61K engagements

"Wow I didn't think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM Second encore"
X Link 2026-01-29T11:14Z 82.7K followers, 46.6K engagements

"Vote for my dad Homer Simpson (If you don't he'll beat us.)"
X Link 2026-01-30T10:53Z 82.6K followers, 34.5K engagements

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:57Z 82.7K followers, 12.9K engagements

"Ooh. Getting light-headed. Good. No heavy head to carry. Wait. I'll just take that escalator"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:05Z 82.7K followers, 16.3K engagements

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