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# ![@simpsons_DG Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1291032276546080768.png) @simpsons_DG Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃

Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 posts on X about all the, safely, homer, money the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 1230 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/interactions)
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### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/posts_active)
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### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/followers)
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- X Month XXXXXX +1.80%
- X Months XXXXXX +21%
- X Year XXXXXX +57%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [gaming](/list/gaming)  [countries](/list/countries)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [musicians](/list/musicians) 

**Social topic influence**
[all the](/topic/all-the) #2724, [safely](/topic/safely), [homer](/topic/homer) #73, [money](/topic/money), [cheer](/topic/cheer), [nap](/topic/nap), [how long](/topic/how-long), [let me](/topic/let-me), [ahh](/topic/ahh), [good news](/topic/good-news)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1291032276546080768/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

""You're charming the pants off of me." "What did you say Aunt Selma""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1974179581218447423) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-03T18:27Z 77.4K followers, 1.7M engagements


"Now in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up there's one thing that never fails: a nice glass of warm milk a little nap and a total frontal lobotomy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1976672898791481792) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-10T15:35Z 77.4K followers, 47.9K engagements


""But wait. If you saved Selma why did the room explode" "Oh I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1976746845679558872) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-10T20:29Z 77.4K followers, 123.9K engagements


""I'm afraid we have no leads but I can safely say Apu did not suffer." "Looks to me like he suffered a lot Chief." "Ah geez Lou How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977038379159277947) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-11T15:47Z 77.4K followers, 294.4K engagements


""Ahh I love these lazy Saturdays." "It's Wednesday Homer""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977067924382007435) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-11T17:44Z 77.4K followers, 64.5K engagements


"Look at this country "U-R-Gay.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977419646455476537) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T17:02Z 77.4K followers, 70.9K engagements


""Hello Is Homer there" "Homer who" "Homer. Sexual.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977499489033154776) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T22:19Z 77.4K followers, 180.5K engagements


"Very well. It's time for your bribe. Now you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing or you can trade it all in for what's in this box"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977716686905036955) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T12:42Z 77.4K followers, 94.3K engagements


""Just ask this scientician" "Uh-" "He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977872894886658252) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-13T23:03Z 77.4K followers, 40K engagements


""But we have three grandpas already." "This one's a great jazz musician" "Oh they all are""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978841773335003478) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T15:13Z 77.4K followers, 28.7K engagements


""Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful." "So You've Ruined Your Life.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979073385670791169) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T06:33Z 77.3K followers, 19.9K engagements


""Homer Simpson your family will be housed here for the first 100000 years. Then something might open up in a double." "Ha Why even unpack""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979472598384754703) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T09:00Z 77.4K followers, 56.3K engagements


"Come to Duff Gardens where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of Hooray For Everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978556966298349820) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T20:21Z 77.3K followers, 21.7K engagements


"Dear Lord may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1962256209395822812) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-08-31T20:48Z 77.3K followers, 6M engagements


""Renee there's something I gotta tell you." "Oh no. You're gay aren't you Oh boy Renee you sure can pick 'em""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977414514816745891) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T16:42Z 77.3K followers, 71.6K engagements


"Don't worry about nothin' Homer. I have a feeling that Mr. Burns is gonna have a little accident that might keep him from bowlin' with us tonight. heh heh heh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978209488235589718) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-14T21:21Z 77.3K followers, 45.4K engagements


"Good news Lisa I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978399122047828223) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T09:54Z 77.3K followers, 28.8K engagements


"@MovingShadow10 @BenLongthorne This isn't the first time I've had an electronic lynch mob after me on here. Maga fans liberals all sorts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980684673521959178) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:16Z 77.3K followers, XX engagements


""Hey Lenny sending some outgoing mail" "You know it" "I'll probably send some tomorrow." "I hear that""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1976712655273627788) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-10T18:13Z 77.3K followers, 143.5K engagements


""We're gay We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977292137860677885) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T08:35Z 77.3K followers, 977.2K engagements


"Plus tag team robot wrestling. It's the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977427588164227444) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T17:34Z 77.3K followers, 52.5K engagements


""Homer listen carefully. John is a homo-" "Right." "Sexual""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1977492169905643543) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-12T21:50Z 77.3K followers, 101K engagements


"Anyway now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal. over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978152548524548485) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-14T17:34Z 77.3K followers, 46.6K engagements


"Marge Marge look The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978383694193684909) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T08:53Z 77.3K followers, 42.1K engagements


""Hey Simpson I hear your sister dumped Christianity." "Who cares" "I'll tell you someone who cares. He's got long hair works as a carpenter has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood." "His name's Gunnar and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer." "I thought Kearney was dating your mom""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978467228036067428) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T14:25Z 77.3K followers, 247.1K engagements


"Well since you attended public school I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978516911794147348) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T17:42Z 77.3K followers, 93.8K engagements


""Are you enjoying your ox testicle Oh yes. Very much so." "Really You sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut They're delicious" "No I'm good.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978543260004942137) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T19:27Z 77.3K followers, 112.3K engagements


"Flanders to God Flanders to God Get off your cloud and save my Todd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978587430560162058) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-15T22:22Z 77.3K followers, 102.1K engagements


""Now my good man what do you like to play" "Pokemon""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978799057410703402) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T12:23Z 77.3K followers, 55.2K engagements


""Arrrrgh Tom Arnold What the hell is going on" "Wait only that rocket is going to Mars. Ours is headed for the sun""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978813030574981367) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T13:19Z 77.3K followers, 57.7K engagements


"As you can see I have created a lemon ball so sour it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978859485285196156) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T16:24Z 77.3K followers, 62.3K engagements


""I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow eh" "I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here." "I start fires""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1978923959216161113) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-16T20:40Z 77.3K followers, 81.8K engagements


"Hey Mrs. Simpson you should try one of these smart drinks Oh WOW. I've wasted my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979122862897131609) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T09:50Z 77.3K followers, 62.2K engagements


"Wait a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side. He couldn't have been the evil left twin. That means the evil twin is and always has been. Bart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979231425451688106) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T17:01Z 77.3K followers, 90.7K engagements


"This meatball soup is delicious Stimpy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979246493245505650) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-17T18:01Z 77.3K followers, 48.1K engagements


""So the next time you see a sheriff shoot him" *Gasps* "A smile Good night Laughlin""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979492447433740422) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T10:19Z 77.3K followers, 140.2K engagements


"Son this is Mrs Burns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979539548934914373) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T13:26Z 77.3K followers, 15.5K engagements


""And do you Homer take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife" "What did you call me" "Do you want to get married Married" "Sure. Sock it to me baby.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979647068726771844) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-18T20:33Z 77.3K followers, 23.1K engagements


""Even Bart was throwin' dough around. He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other" "Hey did we ever get that money""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979817850421510175) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T07:52Z 77.3K followers, 88.2K engagements


""I think it's full sir." "That's ridiculous The last tree held nine drums.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979828807323549746) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T08:35Z 77.3K followers, 183.7K engagements


""That doll is evil I tells ya. Evil E-E-Evil" "Grampa you said that about all the presents." "I just want attention.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979838048583225830) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T09:12Z 77.3K followers, 44.2K engagements


"Ohh English side ruined Must use French instructions "Le grille" What the hell is that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979869393149632709) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T11:17Z 77.3K followers, 62K engagements


"Roger Meyers Sr. the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy loved and cared about *almost* all the peoples of the world And he in return was beloved by the world. Except in 1938 when he was criticised for his controversial cartoon: "Nazi Supermen are Our Superiors""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1979899352664387997) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-19T13:16Z 77.3K followers, 66K engagements


""I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe it's Not Butter." "No you can't Mr. Simpson. No one can""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980173710524055849) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T07:26Z 77.3K followers, 40.5K engagements


"Whew All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. Think I'll order a Tab"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980179859688054984) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T07:50Z 77.3K followers, 53.6K engagements


"What do you need to make money for anyway As long as I have my earning power this family's got nothing to worry about. *Jams hotdog in eye* Ow Oh Call work and tell 'em I won't be in tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980242616521486482) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T12:00Z 77.3K followers, 18.4K engagements


""Do you see a light Homer" "Yes." "Move into the light my son." "Ow""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980368613342343437) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-20T20:20Z 77.3K followers, 77K engagements


""Why isn't our low-protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others" "It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a month's supply. He even ate mine""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980646284622233766) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T14:44Z 77.3K followers, 67.6K engagements


"Deleted a crappy AI generated video of a Simpsons still. I did it out of curiosity and thought the result was pretty awful. Naively I thought people would see the funny side but obviously I was wrong. Didn't realise AI affected the planet and ecology but a few people have raised this with me and had I known then I wouldn't have made it in the first place. Pissed off people on here a few times without meaning to (Maga fans Liberals all sorts) But don't want people to think I have no respect for The Simpsons the greatest thing ever. So more than happy to hold my hands up admit an error and eat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980687642984616133) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:28Z 77.3K followers, 118K engagements


""And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey-" "You're not gonna start any fires are you" "At my house we call 'em 'uh-ohs.'""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980693328594129380) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:51Z 77.3K followers, 17.1K engagements


"@TrainHamburger Oh here we go. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980694130968711187) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T17:54Z 77.3K followers, 5818 engagements


""You people are the worst audience I've ever seen." "Well you're the worst comedian we've ever seen" "Oh great Well we'll just sit here silently for the next XX minutes." "Fine with us""  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980721510651503030) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T19:43Z 77.3K followers, 15.7K engagements


"Soul Come on Milhouse. There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980731293127348451) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T20:21Z 77.3K followers, 12.8K engagements


"Watch this Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half"  
[X Link](https://x.com/simpsons_DG/status/1980734050164752598) [@simpsons_DG](/creator/x/simpsons_DG) 2025-10-21T20:32Z 77.3K followers, 8694 engagements

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@simpsons_DG Avatar @simpsons_DG Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃

Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 posts on X about all the, safely, homer, money the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 1230 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

Engagements: XXXXXXX #

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  • X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XXXX%
  • X Year XXXXXXXXXX +300%

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  • X Month XXX -XX%
  • X Months XXX +102%
  • X Year XXX +436%

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  • X Week XXXXXX +0.32%
  • X Month XXXXXX +1.80%
  • X Months XXXXXX +21%
  • X Year XXXXXX +57%

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Social category influence finance gaming countries celebrities musicians

Social topic influence all the #2724, safely, homer #73, money, cheer, nap, how long, let me, ahh, good news

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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

""You're charming the pants off of me." "What did you say Aunt Selma""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-03T18:27Z 77.4K followers, 1.7M engagements

"Now in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up there's one thing that never fails: a nice glass of warm milk a little nap and a total frontal lobotomy"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-10T15:35Z 77.4K followers, 47.9K engagements

""But wait. If you saved Selma why did the room explode" "Oh I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-10T20:29Z 77.4K followers, 123.9K engagements

""I'm afraid we have no leads but I can safely say Apu did not suffer." "Looks to me like he suffered a lot Chief." "Ah geez Lou How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-11T15:47Z 77.4K followers, 294.4K engagements

""Ahh I love these lazy Saturdays." "It's Wednesday Homer""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-11T17:44Z 77.4K followers, 64.5K engagements

"Look at this country "U-R-Gay.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-12T17:02Z 77.4K followers, 70.9K engagements

""Hello Is Homer there" "Homer who" "Homer. Sexual.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-12T22:19Z 77.4K followers, 180.5K engagements

"Very well. It's time for your bribe. Now you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing or you can trade it all in for what's in this box"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-13T12:42Z 77.4K followers, 94.3K engagements

""Just ask this scientician" "Uh-" "He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-13T23:03Z 77.4K followers, 40K engagements

""But we have three grandpas already." "This one's a great jazz musician" "Oh they all are""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-16T15:13Z 77.4K followers, 28.7K engagements

""Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful." "So You've Ruined Your Life.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-17T06:33Z 77.3K followers, 19.9K engagements

""Homer Simpson your family will be housed here for the first 100000 years. Then something might open up in a double." "Ha Why even unpack""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-18T09:00Z 77.4K followers, 56.3K engagements

"Come to Duff Gardens where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of Hooray For Everything"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-15T20:21Z 77.3K followers, 21.7K engagements

"Dear Lord may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-08-31T20:48Z 77.3K followers, 6M engagements

""Renee there's something I gotta tell you." "Oh no. You're gay aren't you Oh boy Renee you sure can pick 'em""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-12T16:42Z 77.3K followers, 71.6K engagements

"Don't worry about nothin' Homer. I have a feeling that Mr. Burns is gonna have a little accident that might keep him from bowlin' with us tonight. heh heh heh"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-14T21:21Z 77.3K followers, 45.4K engagements

"Good news Lisa I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-15T09:54Z 77.3K followers, 28.8K engagements

"@MovingShadow10 @BenLongthorne This isn't the first time I've had an electronic lynch mob after me on here. Maga fans liberals all sorts"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T17:16Z 77.3K followers, XX engagements

""Hey Lenny sending some outgoing mail" "You know it" "I'll probably send some tomorrow." "I hear that""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-10T18:13Z 77.3K followers, 143.5K engagements

""We're gay We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-12T08:35Z 77.3K followers, 977.2K engagements

"Plus tag team robot wrestling. It's the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-12T17:34Z 77.3K followers, 52.5K engagements

""Homer listen carefully. John is a homo-" "Right." "Sexual""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-12T21:50Z 77.3K followers, 101K engagements

"Anyway now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal. over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-14T17:34Z 77.3K followers, 46.6K engagements

"Marge Marge look The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-15T08:53Z 77.3K followers, 42.1K engagements

""Hey Simpson I hear your sister dumped Christianity." "Who cares" "I'll tell you someone who cares. He's got long hair works as a carpenter has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood." "His name's Gunnar and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer." "I thought Kearney was dating your mom""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-15T14:25Z 77.3K followers, 247.1K engagements

"Well since you attended public school I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-15T17:42Z 77.3K followers, 93.8K engagements

""Are you enjoying your ox testicle Oh yes. Very much so." "Really You sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut They're delicious" "No I'm good.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-15T19:27Z 77.3K followers, 112.3K engagements

"Flanders to God Flanders to God Get off your cloud and save my Todd"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-15T22:22Z 77.3K followers, 102.1K engagements

""Now my good man what do you like to play" "Pokemon""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-16T12:23Z 77.3K followers, 55.2K engagements

""Arrrrgh Tom Arnold What the hell is going on" "Wait only that rocket is going to Mars. Ours is headed for the sun""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-16T13:19Z 77.3K followers, 57.7K engagements

"As you can see I have created a lemon ball so sour it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-16T16:24Z 77.3K followers, 62.3K engagements

""I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow eh" "I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here." "I start fires""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-16T20:40Z 77.3K followers, 81.8K engagements

"Hey Mrs. Simpson you should try one of these smart drinks Oh WOW. I've wasted my life"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-17T09:50Z 77.3K followers, 62.2K engagements

"Wait a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side. He couldn't have been the evil left twin. That means the evil twin is and always has been. Bart"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-17T17:01Z 77.3K followers, 90.7K engagements

"This meatball soup is delicious Stimpy"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-17T18:01Z 77.3K followers, 48.1K engagements

""So the next time you see a sheriff shoot him" Gasps "A smile Good night Laughlin""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-18T10:19Z 77.3K followers, 140.2K engagements

"Son this is Mrs Burns"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-18T13:26Z 77.3K followers, 15.5K engagements

""And do you Homer take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife" "What did you call me" "Do you want to get married Married" "Sure. Sock it to me baby.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-18T20:33Z 77.3K followers, 23.1K engagements

""Even Bart was throwin' dough around. He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other" "Hey did we ever get that money""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-19T07:52Z 77.3K followers, 88.2K engagements

""I think it's full sir." "That's ridiculous The last tree held nine drums.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-19T08:35Z 77.3K followers, 183.7K engagements

""That doll is evil I tells ya. Evil E-E-Evil" "Grampa you said that about all the presents." "I just want attention.""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-19T09:12Z 77.3K followers, 44.2K engagements

"Ohh English side ruined Must use French instructions "Le grille" What the hell is that"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-19T11:17Z 77.3K followers, 62K engagements

"Roger Meyers Sr. the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world And he in return was beloved by the world. Except in 1938 when he was criticised for his controversial cartoon: "Nazi Supermen are Our Superiors""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-19T13:16Z 77.3K followers, 66K engagements

""I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe it's Not Butter." "No you can't Mr. Simpson. No one can""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-20T07:26Z 77.3K followers, 40.5K engagements

"Whew All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. Think I'll order a Tab"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-20T07:50Z 77.3K followers, 53.6K engagements

"What do you need to make money for anyway As long as I have my earning power this family's got nothing to worry about. Jams hotdog in eye Ow Oh Call work and tell 'em I won't be in tomorrow"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-20T12:00Z 77.3K followers, 18.4K engagements

""Do you see a light Homer" "Yes." "Move into the light my son." "Ow""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-20T20:20Z 77.3K followers, 77K engagements

""Why isn't our low-protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others" "It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a month's supply. He even ate mine""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T14:44Z 77.3K followers, 67.6K engagements

"Deleted a crappy AI generated video of a Simpsons still. I did it out of curiosity and thought the result was pretty awful. Naively I thought people would see the funny side but obviously I was wrong. Didn't realise AI affected the planet and ecology but a few people have raised this with me and had I known then I wouldn't have made it in the first place. Pissed off people on here a few times without meaning to (Maga fans Liberals all sorts) But don't want people to think I have no respect for The Simpsons the greatest thing ever. So more than happy to hold my hands up admit an error and eat"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T17:28Z 77.3K followers, 118K engagements

""And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey-" "You're not gonna start any fires are you" "At my house we call 'em 'uh-ohs.'""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T17:51Z 77.3K followers, 17.1K engagements

"@TrainHamburger Oh here we go. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T17:54Z 77.3K followers, 5818 engagements

""You people are the worst audience I've ever seen." "Well you're the worst comedian we've ever seen" "Oh great Well we'll just sit here silently for the next XX minutes." "Fine with us""
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T19:43Z 77.3K followers, 15.7K engagements

"Soul Come on Milhouse. There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T20:21Z 77.3K followers, 12.8K engagements

"Watch this Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half"
X Link @simpsons_DG 2025-10-21T20:32Z 77.3K followers, 8694 engagements

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