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[@uncledoomer](/creator/twitter/uncledoomer)
"i do speak spanish. he sounds like he has down syndrome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1974941816052191308) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-05T20:56Z 111.5K followers, 2.4M engagements


"this is probably the number one thing you should subsidize if you want people to be able to start a family. Take money from old people who have comfy retirements and give it to people in their 20s and 30s who are getting charged through the nose for insurance for their kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981377067041071134) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T15:07Z 111.5K followers, 53.2K engagements


"as we enter the winter months remember that seasonal depression is a choice and you can choose not to have it by going to tractor supply where they sell heat bulbs intended for chickens that have basically the same spectrum light as a red light therapy bulb for XX bucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1977384423327781019) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-12T14:42Z 111.5K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Each dot represents 5000 hogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1977427545953013774) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-12T17:34Z 111.5K followers, 9.2M engagements


"the aristocratic elegance of an evil woman who hates you and wants you dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979601086735663232) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-18T17:30Z 111.5K followers, 8098 engagements


"the way some of you eat has me fucking dumbfounded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980291827950649768) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T15:15Z 111.5K followers, 16.1K engagements


"women when they finally give a chance to a chopped chud:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981338047779160199) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T12:32Z 111.5K followers, 47.5K engagements


"(at the bodega) are you telling me this cheese is chopped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981353885441937583) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T13:35Z 111.5K followers, 4311 engagements


"yeah give me the spicy level that even the locals agree is unpleasant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981749806977487240) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T15:49Z 111.5K followers, 7889 engagements


"i still cant believe this happened. ive seen it a thousand times and its still one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1973467445466919337) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-01T19:17Z 111.5K followers, 11.1M engagements


"these are my IQ scores after six months of sitting under a red light lamp drinking the electrolytes for horses that come in a bucket and replacing one meal a day with the nutritionally balanced gorilla chow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978455203536830724) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-15T13:37Z 111.5K followers, 447.5K engagements


"you may be old but are you thirty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979636497948279178) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-18T19:51Z 111.5K followers, 345.3K engagements


"this is how it feels to be a chopped unc born in 1998"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979901158303936615) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-19T13:23Z 111.5K followers, 476.4K engagements


"our grandfathers would see maybe one woman this hot in a lifetime and paint her on the side of a plane and carpet bomb the shit out of each other. you see a dozen stepsisters stuck in dryers hotter than her before breakfast and wonder why nobody wants to die in a trench anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979938153382183379) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-19T15:50Z 111.5K followers, 30.2K engagements


"i personally believe that not only can we can afford to expend a little more electricity to make the streetlights have better vibes it is absolutely worth it to do so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980314090141884514) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T16:44Z 111.5K followers, 115.8K engagements


"if AWS being down caused issues for you at work you have a fake job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980374867288666470) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T20:45Z 111.5K followers, 60.8K engagements


"when the entirety of lynyrd skynyrd died in a plane crash it changed the course of history. suddenly tens of millions of baby boomers had nothing cool to live for and so got office jobs sending PDFs over fax for $150k a year while houses were still $30k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980985866387661108) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T13:13Z 111.5K followers, 57.7K engagements


"does fluoride really nerf your brain that much is fluoride turning gigachads into turbochuds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981076671278223382) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T19:14Z 111.5K followers, 77.1K engagements


"is everyone just taking bootleg peptides from china and russia now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981200683337711852) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T03:27Z 111.5K followers, 13.5K engagements


"this car first came out in 1997 and its still one of the most insane vehicles ever produced"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981212648734937576) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T04:14Z 111.5K followers, 12.4K engagements


"i love fall in new england"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981337514343338475) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T12:30Z 111.5K followers, 11K engagements


"buddy youre not gonna believe this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981338737125519797) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T12:35Z 111.5K followers, 99.9K engagements


"some primo pickups at the estate sale today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981390210555388303) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T16:00Z 111.5K followers, 4936 engagements


"youre in a life or death situation and youre not just plowing through the crossing gate are you worried about a scratch in the paint job of your piece of shit car did you pay attention in drivers' ed when they taught you the gate arm is designed to break away in emergencies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981722829146968089) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T14:01Z 111.5K followers, 116.8K engagements


"one thing that transcends all nations and cultures in the world is that no matter who you are or where youre from everybody looks cool holding an RPG-7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981780885486620714) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T17:52Z 111.5K followers, 3996 engagements


"they have this at every hardware store its made by owens corning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1951659608575029477) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-08-02T15:01Z 111.1K followers, 67.5K engagements


"he had a slam dunk quarter million dollar lawsuit in the literal palm of his hand and he just.gave samsung back the evidence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1973511175594975346) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-01T22:11Z 111.2K followers, 14.6M engagements


"yo tractor supply i was not familiar with your game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1977435614854135953) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-12T18:06Z 111.2K followers, 197K engagements


"how dismal are your prospects that you consider getting a couple hundred bucks to shitpost to be a "literal job""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1977569759383494992) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-13T02:59Z 111.2K followers, 10K engagements


"it took XX years for us to go from pumpkins on the porch to funko pops for your yard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979264234820374730) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-17T19:12Z 111.2K followers, 32K engagements


"fellas this is why we lift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979935768580620615) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-19T15:40Z 111.2K followers, 24.6K engagements


"leaving work at 4:30pm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979979049880404253) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-19T18:32Z 111.2K followers, 8832 engagements


"i'm very uninterested in posts about the chick with an onlyfans who pretends to have a PHD in dinosaurs. if you engage with that content youre falling for some of the lowest tier slop imaginable. im just gonna skip this current thing and wait and see if the next one is more fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980287448132538759) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T14:58Z 111.2K followers, 16.1K engagements


"i hate when im getting a pole dance in a video game and the lack of fingerprint smudges really just takes me out of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979169676606271798) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-17T12:56Z 111.5K followers, 239.1K engagements


"as an outsider looking on from what i can tell gen z has some kind of turbo cold war going on right now. gender relations for gen z men and gen z women are on par with the yugoslav wars. india pakistan levels of animosity. it might be irreconcilable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1773420167759810723) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2024-03-28T18:41Z 111.5K followers, 7.2M engagements


"baby boomers lived life on easy mode and think you should just work harder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1956132138971017228) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-08-14T23:13Z 111.5K followers, 28.1M engagements


"baby boomers on facebook are just getting absolutely annihilated by ai slop. eventually big tech is going to cut out the middle man and plug the boomers directly into a VR slopworld to live out the rest of their days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1958937077552148752) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-08-22T16:59Z 111.5K followers, 1M engagements


"if you dont understand this you probably have never been to an actual job site"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1962364902619725839) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-09-01T04:00Z 111.5K followers, 1.2M engagements


""the office" is a foundational pillar of millenial culture because for a brief period from 2010-2015 ugly socially awkward people could go on tinder "touch my butt and buy me pizza" their way into a "netflix and chill" and put on "the office" while they had gross clumsy sex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1963268467894698427) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-09-03T15:50Z 111.5K followers, 2.8M engagements


"no kitten the fitbit stays on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1964435669490815333) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-09-06T21:08Z 111.5K followers, 5M engagements


"twitter trending topics then: -UKRAINIAN DRONE WARFARE -EXPLOSION ROCKS CHEMICAL PLANT -NEW SEMICONDUCTOR DISCOVERED twitter trending topics now: -Viral X Post Addresses 'Postpartum Bodies' -Viral X Post Addresses 'Age Gaps' -Viral X Post Explains 'Moids' 'Foids' and 'Choids'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978176755048313000) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-14T19:11Z 111.5K followers, 8941 engagements


"im gonna be real with you guys i must be terminal unc status because i still dont know the difference between "moist critical" "asmongold" "destiny" and "amoranth""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978653396467937354) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-16T02:45Z 111.5K followers, 20.3K engagements


"minnesota has officially announced its state cigarette is the cigarette that the chubby goth girl who works at spencers gifts smokes behind the dumpster on her XX minute breaks while listening to blood on the dance floor on her ipod nano in 2010"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1737611780581359750) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2023-12-20T23:11Z 111.4K followers, 37.3K engagements


"as a man enters his 30s he develops an appreciation for standardization. for example five years ago i threw out all my mismatched socks and bought XX pairs of the exact same socks in the exact same color. when i find jeans i like the fit of i buy a few identical pairs. last month i got a shirt i liked so much i went back to the store and bought out their stock of my size just to have in stock when the first one wears out. i wear the same outfit every day like a cartoon character and it imbues me with tremendous power"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1743482182666997876) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2024-01-06T03:58Z 111.3K followers, 2M engagements


"trump has long been a true believer in physiognomy. is it any wonder two of his top confidants fall into the historically obvious archetypes of brute enforcer and scheming vizier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1892760858867986747) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-02-21T02:18Z 111.4K followers, 1.3M engagements


"get me to Gods country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1907110358357016783) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-04-01T16:38Z 111.4K followers, 249.9K engagements


"i get the vibe that theres an entire segment of the population that treats a car loan as a rental where if they ever cant afford it or decide they dont want it they just stop paying and let it get repo'd. how did this happen who convinced young people that this is how it works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1914380133722677491) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-04-21T18:06Z 111.4K followers, 80.2K engagements


"fyi if youre young and have acne whatever you do dont use accutane. supplement high dose vitamin D use topical vitamin C use fresh pillow case every night and wash face with cold water multiple times a day. it will have the same effect but wont poison you like accutane does"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1945265145732649245) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-07-15T23:32Z 111.4K followers, 19.9K engagements


"this is where paul revere stopped for a snack wrap after he rode into town to let everyone know the british were coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1957926379829207057) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-08-19T22:03Z 111.4K followers, 7223 engagements


"why do so many so called "luxury" products look like they were designed to appeal to someone with the aesthetic sensibilities of a fourth grader"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1970605016223277362) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-09-23T21:43Z 111.4K followers, 575.9K engagements


"in a world where ozempic exists snagging yourself a fat retard whose dad owns a car dealership is probably the most advantageous strategy for a foid with aspirations of living in a beautiful gray mcmansion driving a G wagon and owning a small business that loses $20k a month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978320722956091525) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-15T04:43Z 111.4K followers, 11.2K engagements


"@kmldot shes not greek. not enough body hair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978659574157660524) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-16T03:09Z 111.4K followers, 113.6K engagements


"@killeverydoctor shes in the millenial coded epic swearing and dead baby joke card game aisle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978660382802686285) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-16T03:12Z 111.5K followers, 4351 engagements


"it would be concerning if the state of illinois WASNT governed by this type of guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979187047387496848) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-17T14:05Z 111.4K followers, 99.1K engagements


"i hate this stupid bullshit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979357816591913111) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-18T01:24Z 111.5K followers, 44.8K engagements


"it cant just be that the no kings protests are retirees and the young people have to go to work because there would be at least some young people who are unemployed or off work during the day. but these protests have literally NOBODY under the age of XX. why is that the case"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979882079988183546) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-19T12:07Z 111.4K followers, 46.8K engagements


"that house was a piece of shit before millenial flippers got a hold of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979965980043276745) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-19T17:40Z 111.5K followers, 125.8K engagements


"@basedkarbon Yeah but she looks like shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980289703589937225) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T15:07Z 111.3K followers, XXX engagements


"some of you have a sort of "noble savage" view of people who work in the trades"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980986937516400787) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T13:17Z 111.4K followers, 14.3K engagements


"elon musk did not fix the bot problem on this website. if anything the bots are way more annoying now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980988664168714453) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T13:24Z 111.4K followers, 7941 engagements


"i am just now learning the silicon valley retards who want us to let them run all of our lives with AI have all been paying $XX a month to SLEEP. and thousands of dollars for the hardware. and that was BEFORE aws went down and crashed removing their ability to sleep AT ALL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980999219055092138) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T14:06Z 111.4K followers, 15.9K engagements


"@Coolstoryhansl this sounds like what hardy and post malone would do if they made an album together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981513609915084919) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T00:10Z 111.4K followers, XXX engagements


"theres nothing worse than fall in piece of shit new england"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1974240340249923748) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-03T22:29Z 111.5K followers, 354K engagements


"this relationship dynamic is literally as old as human civilization"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979565221942616210) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-18T15:08Z 111.5K followers, 739.4K engagements


"i know its the market and inflation and everything but if a realtor showed me a house that looked like this in nebraska and then told me it was listed for $200k i would blow my own head smooth off right there in the living room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980349279253467504) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T19:03Z 111.5K followers, 58.6K engagements


"how come ive never seen this picture of trump. it looks like renaissance painting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980841011694952655) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T03:37Z 111.5K followers, 53.5K engagements


"unlike many musical artists who try to consistently reinvent themselves and often fall flat doing so grimes has realized that if she continues aesthetically and musically as if we are living in an eternal 2016 everything will work out for her which is true because we are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980990597000511658) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T13:32Z 111.5K followers, 114.8K engagements


"british people just eat bullshit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981018447753396535) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T15:22Z 111.5K followers, 18.8K engagements


"this makes a lot of sense if you realize homes are increasingly a box that people sit in to look at screens whenever theyre not working. i bet if you charted out the amount of time the average person sits in their box looking at screens it would look identical to this graph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981913977824104621) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-25T02:41Z 111.5K followers, 7093 engagements


"when the foid is a bit sweaty from her little activities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1972337651786412100) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-09-28T16:28Z 111.5K followers, 853.3K engagements


"short form video is like monkeys on typewriters where admidst the infinite gyre of slop you occasionally find a gem of civilizational importance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1972427117112807839) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-09-28T22:24Z 111.5K followers, 335.2K engagements


"white boys after one summer of working for their uncles roofing company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1972856428382822570) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-09-30T02:50Z 111.5K followers, 748.1K engagements


"its october"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1973236433793196282) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-01T04:00Z 111.5K followers, 220.5K engagements


"i still have never seen him as happy as he is in this photo right here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1973742467683131670) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-02T13:30Z 111.5K followers, 943.7K engagements


"many of you wont want to hear this but theyre absolutely stone cold looksmatched"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1975051392793666020) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-06T04:12Z 111.5K followers, 1.4M engagements


"some of you have never had the experience of meeting and falling in love with someone whose pheromones are so compatible with yours that the two of you are borderline intoxicating to each other to the point that entire continents and armies couldnt keep you apart and it shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1975216714855154090) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-06T15:08Z 111.5K followers, 4.2M engagements


"dont let epic soy chungus redditors convince you that a pumpkin spice latte is somehow "cringe" or "basic" the pumpkin and by extension the pumpkin spice latte is as american as the cheeseburger and apple pie. it is a drink for americans a drink born of the fruits of america"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1976309857356812461) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-09T15:32Z 111.5K followers, 299.2K engagements


""so if i have this right a 'foid' is a female" "yes dave" "and that would mean a 'moid' is a male" "exactly" "so if a 'foid' and a 'moid' love each other very much they would make a 'choid'" "why would they make a chinese person""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1977005711294181551) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-11T13:37Z 111.5K followers, 248.3K engagements


"your respect for doctors needs to be lower than zero. you need to actively disrespect doctors. a doctor is basically an uber eats driver that has the ability to write prescriptions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1977727690552541310) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-13T13:26Z 111.5K followers, 542.7K engagements


"they dont want you to know this but if you take equal parts water and white vinegar add some salt bring to a boil and then pour over a mix of veggies in a jar it makes a delicious pickled condiment topping that you can put on sandwiches to make them incredible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978180556945829967) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-14T19:26Z 111.5K followers, 13.6K engagements


"i also use a ton of whole garlic gloves whole peppercorns coriander seed whole fennel seed whole mustard grains oregano basil dill and grape leaves. but what you put in your pickling spice blend is up to you. except cloves. fuck cloves. they dont belong in pickling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978181238234980421) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-14T19:28Z 111.5K followers, 3947 engagements


"Steve Jobs daughter btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978657057638146486) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-16T02:59Z 111.5K followers, 1.6M engagements


"For Sale Stripper Pole Wife Disinterested"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1978657591468208553) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-16T03:01Z 111.5K followers, 35.4K engagements


"vast swaths of people out there just subsist entirely on processed slop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979159426784210970) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-17T12:15Z 111.5K followers, 165.2K engagements


"it actually rocks and is cool that the governor of chicago is an obese comically corrupt retard who gets X figure bribes and is just like "i won it on blackjack fugedaboudit""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979186130340786560) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-17T14:01Z 111.5K followers, 3.8M engagements


"you heard it here listening to lossless audio on physical media is "stone age" technology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979569001920364692) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-18T15:23Z 111.5K followers, 108.5K engagements


"so many accounts on here claiming to be trad wives are very obviously run by a horny guy in india"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979591032921522605) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-18T16:50Z 111.5K followers, 65.7K engagements


"the way our society treats feet guys is criminal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1979937220824797553) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-19T15:46Z 111.5K followers, 382.8K engagements


"They literally found the crown in a gutter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980275323179540912) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T14:10Z 111.5K followers, 72K engagements


"it's not a secret that baby boomers let their houses go to shit and a lot of the time are selling overpriced shitboxes that need updating but if you do this to a house you should be ground up into a fine paste and served to hogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980317537385738635) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T16:57Z 111.5K followers, 104.8K engagements


"it used to be that AI slop like this was only oneshotting facebook boomers but now it's starting to clog up the timeline over here too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980318179038826708) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T17:00Z 111.5K followers, 98.2K engagements


"americans are constantly innovating in their endless quest to create new and interesting fire hazards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980357141769994520) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-20T19:35Z 111.5K followers, 85.2K engagements


"the lion doesn't concern himself with understanding what a "deductible" "out of pocket maximum" and "open enrollment" means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980489964484739227) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-21T04:22Z 111.5K followers, 14.2K engagements


""you bitch you stupid fucking bitch""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980780360142110725) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-21T23:36Z 111.5K followers, 11.4K engagements


"this is what we should use on baby boomers who list their house for $100k over market value"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980791474502729807) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T00:21Z 111.5K followers, 61.6K engagements


"How are those two things even related"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1980987909777101041) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T13:21Z 111.5K followers, 13.8K engagements


"my brother in Christ you ARE the goycattle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981116112113979909) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-22T21:51Z 111.5K followers, 36.7K engagements


"its literally fine dude you can just eat around it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981216058905096218) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T04:28Z 111.5K followers, 51.4K engagements


"(guy whos only ever seen one ballroom) guys im really getting ballroom vibes from this ballroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981217834610151460) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T04:35Z 111.5K followers, 565.8K engagements


"Women are so funny because they'll straight up not like an entire type of guy because tiktok told them not to like that type of guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981336294199275970) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T12:25Z 111.5K followers, 728.9K engagements


"four score and seven beers ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981346823047373132) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T13:07Z 111.5K followers, 135.7K engagements


"avoided listening to a band because their band name was stupid only to realize their music is actually good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981372300621730135) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T14:49Z 111.5K followers, 60.4K engagements


"french babies learn "hon hon hon" before they even learn how to talk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981402354701197385) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T16:48Z 111.5K followers, 103.9K engagements


"wait hold on theyre all her type lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981408423490310179) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T17:12Z 111.5K followers, 38.3K engagements


"october XX 2025: the federal government posts its first "little dark age" edit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981444678323933308) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T19:36Z 111.5K followers, 3.1M engagements


"when its fall in new england dropping into a leaf covered yard with one of these on your back makes you feel like fucking master chief hitting the ground in a drop pod"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981448113039474697) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T19:50Z 111.5K followers, 6394 engagements


"the lion doesnt concern himself with the last couple drops of pee that fall in his pants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981456328519229730) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T20:22Z 111.5K followers, 45.9K engagements


"@SlumRNA_Dog i bet it smell like the lower explosive limit in there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981510707956109747) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-23T23:59Z 111.5K followers, 2781 engagements


"welcome to battlefield X. your teammates are all on console. the other team is all on PC. no one on your squad uses voice. if they do theres a crying baby right next to their headset. enjoy that map you wont see it again for four hours. nobody knows how to push the objective"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981590627059171666) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T05:16Z 111.5K followers, 28.9K engagements


"me: excuse me guys im just trying to reach the frozen sausage egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches literally everyone else at costco standing in the way:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981713310602178931) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T13:24Z 111.5K followers, 25.9K engagements


"btw there is fucking ZERO evidence of any cases of this condition anywhere before the 80s/90s. so just like the plum island lab near LYME connecticut its not unreasonable to wonder whether our government is doing reckless experiments with naturally occurring diseases in ticks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981719025999597948) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T13:46Z 111.5K followers, 433.4K engagements


"you got absolutely mogged fatso"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981723070990532861) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T14:02Z 111.5K followers, 393.2K engagements


"living in new england is great because for three days it looks like this and then everything is cold brown and wet for X months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981792097054470369) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T18:37Z 111.5K followers, 310.8K engagements


""in america if you dont watch the foodslave like a hawk they wont fill your slop pouch with enough goy goop""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981814304329597003) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T20:05Z 111.5K followers, 3.1M engagements


"the foids have become so ravenous for a zoomer man willing to make the first move that they are now hiding in viet cong tunnels in order to deviously stage a "meet cute""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981816292798800036) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T20:13Z 111.5K followers, 22K engagements


"i love pictures like this. because you just know that immediately after this was taken the person who took it was like "alright ive got my unhinged meme photograph. now i have to put the raw meat back in the fridge and the gun back in the safe. i might eat the pickle though""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981868205124751686) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-24T23:39Z 111.5K followers, 475.4K engagements


"what trump is doing is demonstrating that demolition and renovation can actually be done in a reasonable timely manner if you ignore the petty bureaucrats that have their hands out for a kickback. anyone who has worked on their house knows what i mean. you can just do things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1982117214741254360) [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) 2025-10-25T16:09Z 111.5K followers, 9796 engagements