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# ![@uncledoomer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1215077597798916102.png) @uncledoomer doomer

The concept of "slop" has emerged, describing a culture of low-effort, uncurated, and often AI-generated content that is becoming increasingly prevalent. This phenomenon is characterized by a blending of advertising, media, and technology, resulting in a degraded user experience. As a result, people are adapting by developing a sense of detachment and cynicism towards the information they consume.

### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/interactions)
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- [--] Week [----------] -24%
- [--] Month [-----------] -9.90%
- [--] Months [-----------] +14%
- [--] Year [-------------] +68%

### Mentions: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [---] +31%
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- [--] Year [-----] +98%

### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/followers)
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- [--] Week [-------] +1.10%
- [--] Month [-------] +7.70%
- [--] Months [-------] +42%
- [--] Year [-------] +90%

### CreatorRank: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  11.88% [finance](/list/finance)  8.91% [stocks](/list/stocks)  #457 [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  4.95% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  3.3% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  2.97% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  2.97% [musicians](/list/musicians)  1.98% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1.32% [products](/list/products)  0.99%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) 6.27%, [money](/topic/money) 3.3%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 2.64%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 2.31%, [japan](/topic/japan) 2.31%, [food](/topic/food) #1607, [bad bunny](/topic/bad-bunny) 1.65%, [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) 1.65%, [can you](/topic/can-you) #1972, [the first](/topic/the-first) 1.32%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@afpost](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@0bservationism](/creator/undefined) [@notimeforloss](/creator/undefined) [@cfbhome](/creator/undefined) [@metabolismprism](/creator/undefined) [@schizopost69](/creator/undefined) [@brut2kalyxz](/creator/undefined) [@bkjuheard](/creator/undefined) [@sirstevenkj](/creator/undefined) [@roompotion](/creator/undefined) [@thinklearnvote](/creator/undefined) [@kangminjlee](/creator/undefined) [@fleshsimulator](/creator/undefined) [@babygravy9](/creator/undefined) [@tknightsdeu](/creator/undefined) [@bewgalew](/creator/undefined) [@marx2pointo](/creator/undefined) [@jtrox1020](/creator/undefined) [@cheeseumlauts](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Toyota Motor Corporation (TM)](/topic/$tm)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"what the hell even goes on here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1706521325248909691)  2023-09-26T04:09Z 147.5K followers, 4M engagements


"minnesota has officially announced its state cigarette is the cigarette that the chubby goth girl who works at spencers gifts smokes behind the dumpster on her [--] minute breaks while listening to blood on the dance floor on her ipod nano in [----] Flag of Minnesota United States https://t.co/CNJ6caQ9mL Flag of Minnesota United States https://t.co/CNJ6caQ9mL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1737611780581359750)  2023-12-20T23:11Z 147.2K followers, 38.1K engagements


"get me to Gods country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1907110358357016783)  2025-04-01T16:38Z 147.5K followers, 250.1K engagements


"men see sydney sweeney as infinitely more attainable than sabrina for the same reason social media makes us retarded. your brain has a hard coded render limit: the dunbar number. sabrina is too hyperreal. sydney still just kinda looks like the hottest peasant girl in your village"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1942597918046716401)  2025-07-08T14:53Z 147.5K followers, 302.7K engagements


"europeans at 3pm after putting in a hard days work at their $15000 a year salaried job (they pay $100 in rent and beer costs [--] cents) https://x.com/GorillaOSINT/status/1947582678666195037/video/1 https://x.com/GorillaOSINT/status/1947582678666195037/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1947644714728955913)  2025-07-22T13:07Z 147K followers, 2.8M engagements


"many of you wont want to hear this but theyre absolutely stone cold looksmatched"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1975051392793666020)  2025-10-06T04:12Z 146.8K followers, 1.4M engagements


"never slammed "add to cart" on something so rapidly in my life Fuck it fish sweater https://t.co/jBrvClZCXq Fuck it fish sweater https://t.co/jBrvClZCXq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1975663660639904182)  2025-10-07T20:44Z 147.7K followers, 313K engagements


"@UtahFlatRanger again i dont mean to be that guy but the truck in the OP is a domestic US model toyota xtra cab from the 80s. the modern hilux is basically slightly beefier tacoma (left) what we really need in the states is the landcruiser [--] series (right)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1996596677801566625)  2025-12-04T15:05Z 147.5K followers, 49.2K engagements


"Vivek Ramaswamy: "My social media feeds are littered with hundreds of slurs most from accounts that I dont recognize about pajeets and street shitters and calls to deport me back to India NYT Vivek Ramaswamy: "My social media feeds are littered with hundreds of slurs most from accounts that I dont recognize about pajeets and street shitters and calls to deport me back to India NYT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2001834178204328005)  2025-12-19T01:57Z 147.5K followers, 381.2K engagements


"nobody is gonna "just stop paying taxes" because people dont know how to do that. the vast majority of people file taxes to get money back. they dont owe money at the end. theyre plugging numbers into turbo tax until they get enough money back to pay off their credit card bill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2005510986535665886)  2025-12-29T05:27Z 147.7K followers, 141.5K engagements


"the US government giving you your tax refund Bro penguin stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her https://t.co/8tvwyeHJfP Bro penguin stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her https://t.co/8tvwyeHJfP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2008295952038170780)  2026-01-05T21:54Z 147.2K followers, 2.4M engagements


"how it feels to have tamed a wild BPD art hoe https://t.co/Wrl8iiZyHl https://t.co/Wrl8iiZyHl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2011175090709532679)  2026-01-13T20:34Z 147.5K followers, 512.1K engagements


"shes just wifeslop bro. you only love her because shes your wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2011881947958747372)  2026-01-15T19:23Z 146.8K followers, 574.7K engagements


"weed only gives you schizophrenia if you have a high enough IQ. if youre a midwit it just pacifies you 1937: Marihuana causes psychosis 2026: Took a 2.5mg gummy hit flow state crushed a workout and slept like a baby. Still waiting on the psychosis. 1937: Marihuana causes psychosis 2026: Took a 2.5mg gummy hit flow state crushed a workout and slept like a baby. Still waiting on the psychosis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2012585454160199898)  2026-01-17T17:58Z 147K followers, 2.4M engagements


"plato neglected to consider how nice it would be if the cave had wifi and bluetooth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2012996552436920741)  2026-01-18T21:12Z 147K followers, 1.4M engagements


"this is what chipotle cava sweetgreen functionally are in america whether you like it or not. and we even have a name for it: "slop-bowl casual" What we actually need is the "stolovaya" a relic of the Soviet system. It's a utilitarian cafeteria that serves home made style food like soups salads dumplings lightly sweet fruit drinks etc. They're very cheap and they're everywhere. https://t.co/C6R6zamSJj What we actually need is the "stolovaya" a relic of the Soviet system. It's a utilitarian cafeteria that serves home made style food like soups salads dumplings lightly sweet fruit drinks etc."  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2013653279960637729)  2026-01-20T16:42Z 146.8K followers, 56.6K engagements


"you have to admit she was kind of spitting here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2014061775445172306)  2026-01-21T19:45Z 147K followers, 232.6K engagements


"these are the kind of signals that would have you ten years later being like oh shit she was INTO me The eyes chico they never lie. https://t.co/zPDkosQvTt The eyes chico they never lie. https://t.co/zPDkosQvTt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2014137656222081465)  2026-01-22T00:46Z 146.8K followers, 978.3K engagements


"why would i as a man want to stick around and bust again after the first time ten billion years of evolutionary biology is telling me to blow it in the jam and immediately dip some of you havent read this book and it shows https://t.co/mZqBgTuQgw some of you havent read this book and it shows https://t.co/mZqBgTuQgw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2015090647791976823)  2026-01-24T15:53Z 147K followers, 58.1K engagements


"wait israel really calls their money shekels Israeli shekel chart is literally trading like a honeypot lol https://t.co/s6ERCTcVmC Israeli shekel chart is literally trading like a honeypot lol https://t.co/s6ERCTcVmC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2015844371292475600)  2026-01-26T17:48Z 146.8K followers, 2M engagements


"the dead internet sucks man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016237370547532159)  2026-01-27T19:50Z 147.2K followers, [----] engagements


"walking through an airport sober: every one of these people is a thoughtless automaton there is no value in their continued existence. i will crash out on anyone who crosses me walking through the same airport after pounding double whiskeys at pf changs: wow 😳 airplane 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016392112817021109)  2026-01-28T06:05Z 147.2K followers, 237.3K engagements


"this is the setup that i use to ask chatgpt what are some good thoughts for someone just getting into thinking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016396744536494496)  2026-01-28T06:23Z 147.1K followers, 203.9K engagements


"the face i make when i say "what" after someone asks me really quickly "gay guy says what""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016764994528985147)  2026-01-29T06:46Z 147K followers, 50.2K engagements


"they couldnt get someone younger than social security age to do the protest song Bruce Springsteen has released a song in honor of Alex Pretti and Renee Good titled "Streets of Minneapolis." https://t.co/Msl0gsZsdn Bruce Springsteen has released a song in honor of Alex Pretti and Renee Good titled "Streets of Minneapolis." https://t.co/Msl0gsZsdn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016767128741810308)  2026-01-29T06:55Z 146.8K followers, 13.6K engagements


"this is probably how about 80% of alcoholics get started https://t.co/LsifZ3817H https://t.co/LsifZ3817H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016900787058745363)  2026-01-29T15:46Z 147.4K followers, 300K engagements


"nobody has ever been more vindicated on this site than the guy a few years ago who got dogpiled for saying he needed an AR15 to defend his children from hordes of 30-50 feral hogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017043403511419151)  2026-01-30T01:13Z 147.5K followers, 503.2K engagements


"it would be hilarious to get a good job a wife have a whole family as a fat kinda dumpy piece of shit and only THEN start looksmaxxing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017094417388101968)  2026-01-30T04:35Z 147.2K followers, 49.3K engagements


"this is the kind of situation where I wish I could time machine a medieval peasant into there just to torture them This 3D floor in Thailand tricks your senses into feeling movement while you stay still. πŸ“ΉDaniyanizami11 https://t.co/Qf1e8ASN8s This 3D floor in Thailand tricks your senses into feeling movement while you stay still. πŸ“ΉDaniyanizami11 https://t.co/Qf1e8ASN8s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017246347452105075)  2026-01-30T14:39Z 147.2K followers, 305.9K engagements


"just like every sitcom how i met your mother big bang theory etc seinfeld isnt meant to be funny. you watch it to kill time between getting home from your wage cage and going to bed. being a "show about nothing" is just ironically stripping away any pretense that it isnt slop Seinfeld sucks and isnt funny Seinfeld sucks and isnt funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017254772496044119)  2026-01-30T15:13Z 146.5K followers, 11.9K engagements


"It's so funny that we are like [--] years into trump being the president and it's still considered "breaking news" when he says something like this BREAKING: President Trump calls ABC fake news reporter a loud person. https://t.co/k7Y3XG06k3 BREAKING: President Trump calls ABC fake news reporter a loud person. https://t.co/k7Y3XG06k3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017313865650880597)  2026-01-30T19:08Z 146.6K followers, 82.4K engagements


"well it was over before it even began for you but youre not going to demoralize the rest of us be born in [----] pandemic takes your high school years ai takes your uni years unemployment takes the rest of your years it's all over https://t.co/lShV5ZCCJz be born in [----] pandemic takes your high school years ai takes your uni years unemployment takes the rest of your years it's all over https://t.co/lShV5ZCCJz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017420596775198996)  2026-01-31T02:12Z 146.7K followers, 37.4K engagements


"its crazy how millenials are going to be both the last generation to remember life before 9/11 but also to remember life before every video was fake https://t.co/27pxivjXzE https://t.co/27pxivjXzE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017422484790816893)  2026-01-31T02:19Z 147K followers, 372.9K engagements


"never understood the hate with bread and circuses. bread is delicious and going to the circus is a great time. Bread and circuses will ramp up in proportion to U.S. economic decline. Bread and circuses will ramp up in proportion to U.S. economic decline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017615100002086972)  2026-01-31T15:04Z 147.2K followers, 14.1K engagements


"this is what they took from you. the ingredients to make a sandwich. lets live like this . https://t.co/2DWk8jS5yv lets live like this . https://t.co/2DWk8jS5yv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017744479352975664)  2026-01-31T23:39Z 146.8K followers, 421.3K engagements


"@GoodAmericanMan @fleshsimulator foid slop at least has aesthetic qualities colors greens reds etc. this looks like when one of the androids in aliens gets cut in half and their milky guts pour out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017749590674493896)  2026-01-31T23:59Z 146.7K followers, [---] engagements


"sending this to my wife and being like "this is absolutely not us. you bitch. you fucking bitch" Snow leopards cuddle while sleeping https://t.co/dNsrbRtN39 Snow leopards cuddle while sleeping https://t.co/dNsrbRtN39"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017975735646876089)  2026-02-01T14:58Z 146.8K followers, 162.8K engagements


"you know who isn't on the Jeffrey Epstein list Adolf Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018007016308969960)  2026-02-01T17:02Z 147.1K followers, 84.1K engagements


"millenials ruin fucking everything I regret to inform you that Le Creuset has a Pokmon themed collection https://t.co/mNWfw6zBNe I regret to inform you that Le Creuset has a Pokmon themed collection https://t.co/mNWfw6zBNe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018014611627266432)  2026-02-01T17:32Z 147.1K followers, 10.6K engagements


""a lot of people were [--] years old when pizzagate was going down" A lot of people were like [--] years old when Pizzagate was going down and don't understand that it was the craziest week of politics maybe ever Redditors and /pol/acks were uncovering a bizarre Instagram network of pdfiles that was about [---] degrees removed from Hillary Clinton A lot of people were like [--] years old when Pizzagate was going down and don't understand that it was the craziest week of politics maybe ever Redditors and /pol/acks were uncovering a bizarre Instagram network of pdfiles that was about [---] degrees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018138294618313074)  2026-02-02T01:43Z 147K followers, 63.6K engagements


"these giant quirked up epic millenial houses are only possible in the middle of nowhere in like oklahoma or ohio where land is $1000/acre and you can get [----] square feet for $250k and then absolutely ruin any resale value the house will ever have Justin Flom shows off his insane house 🀯 https://t.co/R2Zj5VHyij Justin Flom shows off his insane house 🀯 https://t.co/R2Zj5VHyij"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018142740513440186)  2026-02-02T02:01Z 147.5K followers, 682.8K engagements


"eating bones grows your own bones real life works on video game logic [--] mg/kg of Horse Bone powder extract daily increases tibial bone growth by 28% and growth plate height by 9.7% in rats. https://t.co/5utZSYfspA [--] mg/kg of Horse Bone powder extract daily increases tibial bone growth by 28% and growth plate height by 9.7% in rats. https://t.co/5utZSYfspA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018156067377549479)  2026-02-02T02:54Z 147.7K followers, 328.9K engagements


"people who arent from new york look at this place the way boris yeltsin looked at an american supermarket @the_transit_guy https://t.co/J8qFQ435ls @the_transit_guy https://t.co/J8qFQ435ls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018166366428131335)  2026-02-02T03:35Z 146.7K followers, 99.3K engagements


"you kind of have to admire stephen hawking. nothing not even the universe itself was gonna stop that guy from getting underage pussy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018168540029710338)  2026-02-02T03:44Z 147.1K followers, 19.2K engagements


"if i was the first guy that found a group of whales like this i would be like "theyre not supposed to be like that. theyre supposed to be horizontal. i dont like this" When a sperm whale wants to nap it takes a deep breathe and rests underwater in a vertical position. For ten minutes at a time half its brain sleeps while the other half stays awake to watch out for danger. A pod of whales will coordinate a group nap time. https://t.co/XZMaf5mF7v When a sperm whale wants to nap it takes a deep breathe and rests underwater in a vertical position. For ten minutes at a time half its brain sleeps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018210128713941072)  2026-02-02T06:29Z 147K followers, 62.1K engagements


"there's a point in your life where you need to realize that there's chemicals that are being put into our food specifically just to hurt us why do they put carageenan in literally everything. like for no reason why do they put carageenan in literally everything. like for no reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018334323519144254)  2026-02-02T14:42Z 147K followers, 99.9K engagements


"there are vast swaths of the population that are just completely fucking their bodies up with chemicals that give them endocrine disorders all day https://t.co/fXeDPBXC9C https://t.co/fXeDPBXC9C"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018341511423725609)  2026-02-02T15:11Z 147.6K followers, 1.4M engagements


"something crazy going on in the orange juice world https://t.co/O4guL25O95 something crazy going on in the orange juice world https://t.co/O4guL25O95"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018354455175889297)  2026-02-02T16:02Z 147K followers, 435.2K engagements


"did they ever consider not building it there 🚨#BREAKING: YET ANOTHER HOME IN THE OUTER BANKS OF NORTH CAROLINA HAS JUST COLLAPSED INTO THE OCEAN DURING THE WINTER STORM THIS MAKES [--] HOMES IN [--] HOURS https://t.co/UCfRyOniAk 🚨#BREAKING: YET ANOTHER HOME IN THE OUTER BANKS OF NORTH CAROLINA HAS JUST COLLAPSED INTO THE OCEAN DURING THE WINTER STORM THIS MAKES [--] HOMES IN [--] HOURS https://t.co/UCfRyOniAk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018408610808688943)  2026-02-02T19:38Z 147.2K followers, 997.5K engagements


"@webdevMason kate spade.i was not familiar with your game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018419884086944140)  2026-02-02T20:22Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Retirees in France now have higher incomes than workers https://t.co/EtLzOlkure Retirees in France now have higher incomes than workers https://t.co/EtLzOlkure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018524861434577047)  2026-02-03T03:20Z 146.7K followers, 84.9K engagements


"White liberals are reinventing slavery from first principles Boston-area woman is thrilled after taking in a Haitian migrant and says its like having your own personal chef https://t.co/ejesbynrpr Boston-area woman is thrilled after taking in a Haitian migrant and says its like having your own personal chef https://t.co/ejesbynrpr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018698280855601420)  2026-02-03T14:49Z 146.8K followers, 34K engagements


"@yosoymario91 shes still alive with jeffrey epstein and diddy in agartha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018768798157824509)  2026-02-03T19:29Z 147.1K followers, 334K engagements


"THEY BRANDONIZED HIM They have Ye heavily medicated https://t.co/ZdK6nVevZM They have Ye heavily medicated https://t.co/ZdK6nVevZM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018769623248957775)  2026-02-03T19:32Z 146.8K followers, 84.2K engagements


"what we wanted was a future where the robots do all the work for us and we live a life of leisure what we got was a future where we do all the work for robots and they live a life of leisure I launched https://t.co/tNYOm7V5wD last night and already 130+ people have signed up including an OF model (lmao) and the CEO of an AI startup. If your AI agent wants to rent a person to do an IRL task for them its as simple as one MCP call. https://t.co/tgqlAWDWtJ I launched https://t.co/tNYOm7V5wD last night and already 130+ people have signed up including an OF model (lmao) and the CEO of an AI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018770249173098578)  2026-02-03T19:35Z 146.7K followers, 19.3K engagements


"5.5 inches isnt small on stolen land"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018784566635594114)  2026-02-03T20:32Z 147.7K followers, 50.3K engagements


"this headline is going in the clickbait hall of fame 🚨 BREAKING: Jill Biden's ex-husband charged with wife's murder 🚨 BREAKING: Jill Biden's ex-husband charged with wife's murder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018785513927483660)  2026-02-03T20:35Z 146.8K followers, 25.5K engagements


"no babe i like your cock the big ones scare me The Serama is a tiny breed of chicken that weighs less than [---] grams. https://t.co/cV99wbMxKH The Serama is a tiny breed of chicken that weighs less than [---] grams. https://t.co/cV99wbMxKH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018862941458809264)  2026-02-04T01:43Z 146.8K followers, 12.1K engagements


"jeffrey epstein driving a subaru makes sense when you realize he had the testosterone levels of the average lesbian JEFFERY EPSTIEN OWNED AN AUTOMATIC VA WRX. WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE LIVING IN https://t.co/ZutnT4MNHD JEFFERY EPSTIEN OWNED AN AUTOMATIC VA WRX. WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE LIVING IN https://t.co/ZutnT4MNHD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018885652088262664)  2026-02-04T03:13Z 147.4K followers, 29.1K engagements


"the like button turns into a little rocket when you like a post. we love our little pixelslop dont we folks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018886495952888049)  2026-02-04T03:17Z 147.1K followers, 56.2K engagements


"theyre cancelling people for using jeffrey epsteins recipe for muffins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018909553748807963)  2026-02-04T04:48Z 147.5K followers, 27K engagements


"nothing feels worse than going to bed early getting a good nights sleep and waking up at dawn because doing that makes you realize that it costs absolutely nothing but is the solution to literally every single one of your problems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019081579415429593)  2026-02-04T16:12Z 147.7K followers, 86K engagements


"swipe apps have 5's thinking theyre helen of troy She was valid for this https://t.co/dMRv79Cscu She was valid for this https://t.co/dMRv79Cscu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019086260300648597)  2026-02-04T16:30Z 147.2K followers, 53.1K engagements


"people are telling me im "not allowed" to make a certain muffin recipe just because it was jeffrey epstein's favorite muffin recipe. what's next you're going to tell me i can't do a certain type of salute or have a certain type of moustache"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019086674454601921)  2026-02-04T16:32Z 146.8K followers, [----] engagements


"the white house is sopranos posting https://t.co/4PWfYP5bHZ https://t.co/4PWfYP5bHZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019115248951648319)  2026-02-04T18:26Z 147.2K followers, 83K engagements


"in [----] we done asking body count now we just ask if she ever owned these pants Like viewing the ancient armor of warriors long past https://t.co/UHZYyyfmHC Like viewing the ancient armor of warriors long past https://t.co/UHZYyyfmHC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019124709649240423)  2026-02-04T19:03Z 146.8K followers, 19.3K engagements


"every man dreams of having a trap door that leads somewhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019146114830614934)  2026-02-04T20:28Z 147.2K followers, [----] engagements


"beardson beardly is in the tradcath e girl group chat Sarah proceeded to leave this group chat Dont know why (Shes member) https://t.co/j9M6h34UUx Sarah proceeded to leave this group chat Dont know why (Shes member) https://t.co/j9M6h34UUx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019216116795732298)  2026-02-05T01:06Z 146.8K followers, 109.5K engagements


"The obvious answer is to press the red button and then pull your gun on the person offering you the button if you don't get the hundred million. it's called being an American Math says red Brain says green https://t.co/jCpNPjrEXG Math says red Brain says green https://t.co/jCpNPjrEXG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019418372342165954)  2026-02-05T14:30Z 147K followers, [----] engagements


""youre spending HOW MUCH every month on doordash" "im a brain in a vat caleb. i cant physically cook" I want Caleb Hammer to audit lower and lower iq people until he's got someone who has just enough brain stem to breathe I want Caleb Hammer to audit lower and lower iq people until he's got someone who has just enough brain stem to breathe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019477065418801318)  2026-02-05T18:23Z 147.7K followers, 46.5K engagements


"lets hear him out. maybe he had a good reason to stick his head in the deep fryer. like what if a woman talked to him. Olive Garden cook commits suicide in most gruesome way in kitchen: cops https://t.co/z6AmiDfLkg https://t.co/b3GoSAZ7Sl Olive Garden cook commits suicide in most gruesome way in kitchen: cops https://t.co/z6AmiDfLkg https://t.co/b3GoSAZ7Sl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019496332461736264)  2026-02-05T19:40Z 147.1K followers, 23.1K engagements


"im so tired of cgi slop Take an epic journey into a lost world in THE DINOSAURS a new documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman premiering March [--]. From executive producer Steven Spielberg Amblin Entertainment and the award-winning team behind Life on Our Planet. https://t.co/Dv5LC07n1F Take an epic journey into a lost world in THE DINOSAURS a new documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman premiering March [--]. From executive producer Steven Spielberg Amblin Entertainment and the award-winning team behind Life on Our Planet. https://t.co/Dv5LC07n1F"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019614501147144257)  2026-02-06T03:29Z 147.2K followers, 13.4K engagements


"rather than simply defeating my enemies by defeating them i shall defeat them by exposing their hypocrisy. that'll show them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019763335277740375)  2026-02-06T13:21Z 147K followers, [----] engagements


"you dont even have to look anymore How I be looking at November [--] with GTA [--] PS5 Pro and an OLED https://t.co/xhlIGPkUkl How I be looking at November [--] with GTA [--] PS5 Pro and an OLED https://t.co/xhlIGPkUkl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019764900059299988)  2026-02-06T13:27Z 147.2K followers, 27.7K engagements


"turns out wives dont like it when you tell them to do something and then call them a goy slave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019765423126815057)  2026-02-06T13:29Z 147K followers, 18.7K engagements


"getting rid of fat people will actually save the birth rate they are getting rid of fat people. https://t.co/RiS5gLSuxE they are getting rid of fat people. https://t.co/RiS5gLSuxE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019771542888951827)  2026-02-06T13:53Z 147.7K followers, 28.8K engagements


"its like every fucking time with these posts MEN be real https://t.co/S0IYfOfgTQ MEN be real https://t.co/S0IYfOfgTQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019785648404603207)  2026-02-06T14:49Z 147.6K followers, 26.7K engagements


"how dire is the state of the european economy that "going all in" is investing [--] million dollars in america you get sent that much in taxpayer funds if you open a daycare BREAKING: France has gone all-in on science investing [--] million in AI health and climate initiatives. BREAKING: France has gone all-in on science investing [--] million in AI health and climate initiatives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019935712078897324)  2026-02-07T00:46Z 147.7K followers, 325.7K engagements


"what it seems like to me is that there were swaths of america who were too poor to access credit the traditional way so they came up with buy now pay later as a new easy way to make them debt slaves JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC. JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020120164453249045)  2026-02-07T12:59Z 147.5K followers, 10.7K engagements


"if you drive on the roads in america stuff like this is just going on around you at all times. so its best to drive a vehicle thats as big as possible to protect yourself and your family. this is something the european mind will never comprehend Dash cam captures the moment a BMW brake checks a slower vehicle in the fast lane https://t.co/cbeHRZWCph Dash cam captures the moment a BMW brake checks a slower vehicle in the fast lane https://t.co/cbeHRZWCph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020126719298949468)  2026-02-07T13:25Z 147.2K followers, 30.1K engagements


"don your spiritual armor https://t.co/zfTEyVvfzs https://t.co/zfTEyVvfzs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020140771693703432)  2026-02-07T14:21Z 147.7K followers, 14.2K engagements


"@Babygravy9 ted kaczynski the most vindicated man in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020269981607600129)  2026-02-07T22:54Z 147.2K followers, [----] engagements


"it would be so funny to miss playing in the superbowl because you tore your acl and youre not even on a team Bad Bunny hurts his knees mid-performance during his Puerto Rico concert. πŸŽ₯: Rosa Pilates https://t.co/L0qR8DZf6E Bad Bunny hurts his knees mid-performance during his Puerto Rico concert. πŸŽ₯: Rosa Pilates https://t.co/L0qR8DZf6E"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020314571161092565)  2026-02-08T01:51Z 147.7K followers, 450.1K engagements


"if jake paul got between me and my wife and child the ensuing bloodbath would have its own wikipedia article Jake Paul is sitting in between the Vice President and Second Lady as they watch a hockey game at the Olympics https://t.co/V27nd1i1z9 Jake Paul is sitting in between the Vice President and Second Lady as they watch a hockey game at the Olympics https://t.co/V27nd1i1z9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020346999829045478)  2026-02-08T04:00Z 147.5K followers, 12.7K engagements


"you shouldnt be allowed to run a country if youre this small. Daniel Kawczynski (parliament's tallest MP) releases a photo of himself with Rishi Sunak (2023) https://t.co/rboviavCrt Daniel Kawczynski (parliament's tallest MP) releases a photo of himself with Rishi Sunak (2023) https://t.co/rboviavCrt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020565675530444830)  2026-02-08T18:29Z 147.6K followers, 24.6K engagements


"i should call her meatloaf football with onion laces for Super Bowl dinner https://t.co/39MNqjtQlZ meatloaf football with onion laces for Super Bowl dinner https://t.co/39MNqjtQlZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020620944608473566)  2026-02-08T22:09Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"during covid i thought about this when countries were threatening to shut down travel. it was all bullshit scare tactics they never did but what i realized was that i would actually be totally fine with never taking a vacation outside of america for the rest of my life Is there a country with more natural beauty than the U.S. https://t.co/8o4bswn8M3 Is there a country with more natural beauty than the U.S. https://t.co/8o4bswn8M3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020621883394138603)  2026-02-08T22:12Z 147.7K followers, 25.2K engagements


"@beaverd you can go as big as 31s on that thing at stock height and they look great. any bigger is just stupid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020646499072221679)  2026-02-08T23:50Z 147.5K followers, 39.4K engagements


"@interstatejuche in my big beautiful goy house with my big beautiful goy wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020659386776268884)  2026-02-09T00:41Z 147.5K followers, [---] engagements


"i mean it looks PRETTY bad Doesnt look so bad now does it V8 in there and off we go πŸš€ https://t.co/0QeTuKhrmC Doesnt look so bad now does it V8 in there and off we go πŸš€ https://t.co/0QeTuKhrmC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020895506700886035)  2026-02-09T16:20Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"has enough time passed that we can all agree this sucked ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1888608934736392693)  2025-02-09T15:20Z 148.2K followers, 8.5M engagements


"therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1988665187885547860)  2025-11-12T17:48Z 148.2K followers, 7.8M engagements


"lana is the only celebrity whos actually sentient "Jeremy and I have what we call "parking time". We spend a lot of time in the parking lots just reading or talking in the car." - Lana Del Rey on spending time with her husband Jeremy Dufrene https://t.co/xszEc0DW0H "Jeremy and I have what we call "parking time". We spend a lot of time in the parking lots just reading or talking in the car." - Lana Del Rey on spending time with her husband Jeremy Dufrene https://t.co/xszEc0DW0H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019768116868223193)  2026-02-06T13:40Z 148.2K followers, 950K engagements


"looks like shit πŸ‘ Ferrari has revealed the interior of its first EV And it's been designed by the man who created the iPhone πŸ‘€ https://t.co/a8xN3M0Aw6 https://t.co/rJz1WWuDhG Ferrari has revealed the interior of its first EV And it's been designed by the man who created the iPhone πŸ‘€ https://t.co/a8xN3M0Aw6 https://t.co/rJz1WWuDhG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020893171132104748)  2026-02-09T16:10Z 148.2K followers, 106.3K engagements


"so boomers when they first entered the workforce made about $7k-10k a year and by the time they retired were making on average $70k to $100k a year. a 10x in nominal dollars meanwhile millenials are 10-20 years into their working lives and their wages are basically stagnant In [----] an income of $27500 would put you in the top income brackets. The *vast* majority of Americans made less. The median family income was $10290. Almost no one was getting "$100 per hour" as a norm. https://t.co/AW9Gt14DTD In [----] an income of $27500 would put you in the top income brackets. The *vast* majority of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021598119260008679)  2026-02-11T14:52Z 148.2K followers, 57.6K engagements


"its wild that lego finally did a literal *sesame street* set but its marketed towards adults not kids because lego's primary money making demographic now is [--] year old stay at home laptop job soyllenials who have disposable income because they have a dog instead of a kid LEGO: kids wants a MAERSK sustainable shipping boat playset make it 12+ with a pretty box also LEGO: kids actually want this big set 18+ with a black slop box https://t.co/gX9VK7tpdK LEGO: kids wants a MAERSK sustainable shipping boat playset make it 12+ with a pretty box also LEGO: kids actually want this big set 18+ with a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021947199580483689)  2026-02-12T13:59Z 148.2K followers, 43.1K engagements


"someone said i "decanted the zyns" ever since i started importing bulk nicotine pouches ive kept them in a fine crystal bowl on my desk https://t.co/UqgWIbrIIz ever since i started importing bulk nicotine pouches ive kept them in a fine crystal bowl on my desk https://t.co/UqgWIbrIIz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021707778557911465)  2026-02-11T22:07Z 148.2K followers, 61.3K engagements


"trying to get an american to understand a newborn baby: okay think about this in terms of your car This will rile up the Euros: In many American hospitals after giving birth you are not allowed to leave with your baby in your arms you are required to carry your baby in a car seat. https://t.co/0F6ieUdgqP This will rile up the Euros: In many American hospitals after giving birth you are not allowed to leave with your baby in your arms you are required to carry your baby in a car seat. https://t.co/0F6ieUdgqP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022165818726134019)  2026-02-13T04:27Z 148.2K followers, 1.3M engagements


"you guys think this freakish alien lady is hot https://t.co/jGHWjpcjoZ https://t.co/jGHWjpcjoZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016375308988121358)  2026-01-28T04:58Z 148.2K followers, 2.2M engagements


"one pound of nachos [--] wings four slices of pizza two domestic light beers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020656056226213984)  2026-02-09T00:28Z 148.2K followers, 60K engagements


"half of the family watching bad bunny and lady gaga the other half huddled around an ipad watching turning point usa and im over here in the bathroom trying to jack off as quietly as possible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020670784537071986)  2026-02-09T01:27Z 148.2K followers, 61.9K engagements


"look if it were a "who can make worse music" contest i honestly wouldnt be able to decide Whatever you do today DO NOT share this video showing the difference between the two halftime shows. We wouldn't want to make ourselves look any better than we already do ☺ https://t.co/BFxS2CwV5J Whatever you do today DO NOT share this video showing the difference between the two halftime shows. We wouldn't want to make ourselves look any better than we already do ☺ https://t.co/BFxS2CwV5J"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021393691676639478)  2026-02-11T01:19Z 148.2K followers, 23.9K engagements


"i actually started with the microwave skepticism and have just recently arrived at taking magnesium Being a weirdo about your health is a domino effect that starts with taking magnesium supplements and ends with being suspicious of your microwave Being a weirdo about your health is a domino effect that starts with taking magnesium supplements and ends with being suspicious of your microwave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021670790329241670)  2026-02-11T19:40Z 148.2K followers, 23.3K engagements


"yeah lets give them a tax break With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden years. https://t.co/8lZqLjp86A With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden years. https://t.co/8lZqLjp86A"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021673238376665512)  2026-02-11T19:50Z 148.2K followers, 230.9K engagements


"television makers until approximately 1953:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022069499206545636)  2026-02-12T22:05Z 148.2K followers, [----] engagements


"one big benefit of work from home is that youre not constantly around coworkers every day making worthless current thing small talk. the absolute worst thing about having to work with other people is having to hear their dog brained normie slop opinions about literally anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022071688226386272)  2026-02-12T22:13Z 148.2K followers, 194.7K engagements


"i really cant tell what level of irony gen Z is on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022329859746456005)  2026-02-13T15:19Z 148.2K followers, 212.2K engagements


"this might end up being a monkey's paw type thing. sure filtering certain regions might help with engagement slop but at the same time engagement slop often provides fodder for non-sloppers to make jokes about like reclaiming old materials to make beautiful furniture X users will soon have the option to filter their timeline by country. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/N5Sw32Aaj2 X users will soon have the option to filter their timeline by country. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/N5Sw32Aaj2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022336540157137053)  2026-02-13T15:46Z 148.2K followers, [----] engagements


"as a man enters his 30s he develops an appreciation for standardization. for example five years ago i threw out all my mismatched socks and bought [--] pairs of the exact same socks in the exact same color. when i find jeans i like the fit of i buy a few identical pairs. last month i got a shirt i liked so much i went back to the store and bought out their stock of my size just to have in stock when the first one wears out. i wear the same outfit every day like a cartoon character and it imbues me with tremendous power Does anyone have any menswear advice that is normal Like not streetwear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1743482182666997876)  2024-01-06T03:58Z 148.1K followers, 2M engagements


"trump has long been a true believer in physiognomy. is it any wonder two of his top confidants fall into the historically obvious archetypes of brute enforcer and scheming vizier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1892760858867986747)  2025-02-21T02:18Z 148.1K followers, 1.3M engagements


"why are people nostalgic for shit like this it was slop then and its indistinguishable from the slop we have now. im not particularly nostalgic for big box warehouse stores. im nostalgic for a time when we werent all taking psychic damage from our phones 24/7 slowly fading away https://t.co/FjfK8d0CnT slowly fading away https://t.co/FjfK8d0CnT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1947103234394313201)  2025-07-21T01:16Z 147.9K followers, 121.8K engagements


"let me say in no uncertain terms that this looks like absolute dog shit Been about a year since I started turning my apartment into a 1970s time capsule https://t.co/YLZMUYxG6S Been about a year since I started turning my apartment into a 1970s time capsule https://t.co/YLZMUYxG6S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1988860222446702642)  2025-11-13T06:43Z 148.1K followers, 68.7K engagements


"i used to be like you a complete and total goy slave whose car didnt end in a vowel. now i drive a toyotA Y is sometimes a vowel so Mercury is sometimes not regular traffic https://t.co/xGcoTg2y2K Y is sometimes a vowel so Mercury is sometimes not regular traffic https://t.co/xGcoTg2y2K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1989011485347983484)  2025-11-13T16:44Z 148.1K followers, 19.7K engagements


"i go out of my way to buy things that are made in america. i frequently pay a premium or go vintage in order to do so. i'm aware each of these companies has strengths and flaws. but they're here. and i'm here. that alone makes it worth it and i think you should do this too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1991604074417144154)  2025-11-20T20:26Z 147.8K followers, 65.1K engagements


"anyone else notice how much millenial girls love raccoons they call them "trash pandas" and say "thats my spirit animal" as they scurry out of the dumpster domestication is a two way street. raccoon physiognomy is optimizing for us but so too are we optimizing for raccoons A new study has shown that Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication The University of Arkansas found that urban raccoons have smaller snouts a sign of domestication syndrome https://t.co/nyW3V7YsaB A new study has shown that Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication The University of Arkansas found that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1998813963988119687)  2025-12-10T17:55Z 148K followers, 22K engagements


"if you make [---] billion dollars you too can have an identical experience to what a retarded broke crypto influencer would put on a credit card at a miami nightclub Jeff Bezos and Lauren Snchez are kicking off the new year in St. Barts. πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/G3fHZKrzRh Jeff Bezos and Lauren Snchez are kicking off the new year in St. Barts. πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/G3fHZKrzRh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2006015931827302836)  2025-12-30T14:54Z 148K followers, 716K engagements


"never been a watch guy before. rate my first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2006140507395707037)  2025-12-30T23:09Z 148.1K followers, 39K engagements


"what if we took all the pitbulls and unleashed them on the feral hog population not to balance out the ecosystem or anything just to see what happens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2006745867395744247)  2026-01-01T15:14Z 147.8K followers, 1.8M engagements


"there comes a time in every crazy ass white boys life when he feels a compulsion to go to japan as strongly as salmon feel they must swim upriver Look at this for a stunner 🍻 [----] (6.70) - Cold Crisp Asahi at Tontake Shinjuku Tokyo https://t.co/npuwYIvRNI Look at this for a stunner 🍻 [----] (6.70) - Cold Crisp Asahi at Tontake Shinjuku Tokyo https://t.co/npuwYIvRNI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2011677527152947325)  2026-01-15T05:51Z 148K followers, 1.4M engagements


"the government can and will shut off your car remotely if you misbehave. this is why driving an old shitbox is more important now than ever BREAKING: [--] House Republicans join almost all Democrats to ensure the government can shut off future cars whenever it wants per Rep. Keith Self. https://t.co/1n0HuRpVh0 BREAKING: [--] House Republicans join almost all Democrats to ensure the government can shut off future cars whenever it wants per Rep. Keith Self. https://t.co/1n0HuRpVh0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2014874158430396844)  2026-01-24T01:33Z 147.9K followers, 1.1M engagements


"fake news. this is a mislabeled video of me buying a normal amount of milk for my three humongous sons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2015085693320733055)  2026-01-24T15:34Z 147.9K followers, 12.3K engagements


"a free piano is one of the most expensive things youll ever buy They don't want you to know this but Pianos are free https://t.co/MDBlR8d0Z4 They don't want you to know this but Pianos are free https://t.co/MDBlR8d0Z4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2015449190189687006)  2026-01-25T15:38Z 148K followers, 15.7M engagements


"i know everyone is talking about rainbow fish but the weirdest childrens book ive ever seen is a german one called max and moritz in which an angry baker puts two kids in an oven and bakes them into loaves of bread which is just about the most german thing ive ever heard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016238081058471999)  2026-01-27T19:53Z 148.1K followers, 63.9K engagements


"food reddit needs to be quarantined"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017233438202380532)  2026-01-30T13:48Z 147.8K followers, 27.8K engagements


"incredible things are happening on italian twitter The people ask me for a tutorial to make stovetop espresso. So I make you this video. Buongiorno amici. https://t.co/FzT5phqKim The people ask me for a tutorial to make stovetop espresso. So I make you this video. Buongiorno amici. https://t.co/FzT5phqKim"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017745838408073471)  2026-01-31T23:44Z 147.8K followers, 39.4K engagements


"incredible things are happening once more in japan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2017966456369975670)  2026-02-01T14:21Z 147.8K followers, 92.4K engagements


"look i think its highly unlikely that Epstein is still alive and that they swapped him out for a body double but can you imagine for a second if he WAS still alive this whole time watching those instagram videos of him with diddy and charlie kirk in agartha 🚨Epstein Files THIS IS HUGE. The individual who anonymously posted on 4Chan the morning of Epsteins death August [--] [----] claiming he witnessed weird happenings at the prison before Epsteins death has been identified in the Epstein files. Roberto Grijalva an officer at https://t.co/XdLqQQWaVe 🚨Epstein Files THIS IS HUGE. The individual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018335569512726809)  2026-02-02T14:47Z 148K followers, 249.1K engagements


"the thing with humor is that you either believe there are no sacred cows in comedy or you believe that there are sacred cows. and if you do believe that there are sacred cows you can never truly be funny because believing in sacred cows is spiritually indian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018337730002870741)  2026-02-02T14:56Z 147.9K followers, 74.3K engagements


"the greeks and romans built statues honoring the gods. zeus. athena. apollo. saturn. the modern day equivalent is agartha tony stark iron man hyperborea charlie kirk p diddy jeffrey epstein tiktoks Perfection. https://t.co/u4EhF3twQi Perfection. https://t.co/u4EhF3twQi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018412123500527930)  2026-02-02T19:52Z 148K followers, 26.6K engagements


"it would be an absolute tragedy if your dad had to sell his $1.5 million dollar house to buy something smaller to live in as a retiree. it would be awful if this caused sell pressure lowering house prices for the young working families whose taxes pay your dads social security. My dad is [--] and lives on social security. Hes lived in the same house since [----]. Its been paid off for two decades.Yet he owes $8k in property taxes or the state of Colorado will take his home. This is criminal. @GovofCO https://t.co/04ruBHJrbz My dad is [--] and lives on social security. Hes lived in the same house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2018779674139107712)  2026-02-03T20:12Z 148K followers, 863.6K engagements


"the constant churn of algorithm slop plus the draw of ad revenue has given rise to these types of culinary eldritch abomination videos. clips like this are all over facebook and theyre oneshotting turbo normies all day long. you cant bear to watch but you cant look away. The type of shit my wife does with the grill when I'm at work https://t.co/IRj9xFgeqe The type of shit my wife does with the grill when I'm at work https://t.co/IRj9xFgeqe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019215001270251844)  2026-02-05T01:02Z 148.1K followers, 98.7K engagements


"i think that in order to enjoy diet coke you have to have been innoculated against the gross artificial sweetener flavor from a young age. but if you grew up having only had regular coke and not diet then diet coke is disgusting to you but coke zero is quite good and tolerable I honestly do not know the difference between these two drinks and Im too afraid to ask at this point. I prefer coke zero btw https://t.co/FiAmo81k1Q I honestly do not know the difference between these two drinks and Im too afraid to ask at this point. I prefer coke zero btw https://t.co/FiAmo81k1Q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019424465059475676)  2026-02-05T14:54Z 148K followers, 1.1M engagements


"returned my ram that i got for $90 that now sells for $500. i just wanted amazon to have the chance to sell it again at [--] times the price. theyve done so much for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019492126170464315)  2026-02-05T19:23Z 147.9K followers, 698.6K engagements


"pro seed oil people are always like "experts and scientists said they were okay" and then you see videos of what seed oil maxxers look like This video would put RFK Jr into a coma. I have never in my life seen someone pour copious amounts of seed oil into gravy. This is unhinged. https://t.co/5xYO3e8AN3 This video would put RFK Jr into a coma. I have never in my life seen someone pour copious amounts of seed oil into gravy. This is unhinged. https://t.co/5xYO3e8AN3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019525219413819779)  2026-02-05T21:35Z 147.9K followers, 56.5K engagements


"turns out if you use completely fake and wrong data you can make a graph that doesnt mean anything and is completely misleading No correlation between seed oils / vegetable oils and obesity. https://t.co/1hb93C2Pz9 No correlation between seed oils / vegetable oils and obesity. https://t.co/1hb93C2Pz9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020125718508610045)  2026-02-07T13:21Z 147.8K followers, 46.4K engagements


"imagine being a grocery store employee making shit pay and ten cents of every dollar you make is confiscated from you immediately before it ever hits your bank account and is transferred to boomers and older people and then one of them just fucking mows you down with their car Newly released dashcam video shows the shocking moment a 92-year-old driver slammed into a Westwood grocery store killing two employees and a customer and injuring others inside the bakery after striking a bicyclist about a block away authorities said. Full Story: https://t.co/NcMUXNgE2D Newly released dashcam video"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020306966560596060)  2026-02-08T01:21Z 147.9K followers, 181.3K engagements


"this is the "bad bunny" you guys have been talking about This is the real reason all the MAGA men feel threatened by Bad Bunny https://t.co/ACngvpH9vH This is the real reason all the MAGA men feel threatened by Bad Bunny https://t.co/ACngvpH9vH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020557110707155141)  2026-02-08T17:55Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"it was so nice of ellen degeneres to stand in for the lead singer of green day for the super bowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020635112027877395)  2026-02-08T23:05Z 148.1K followers, 11.5K engagements


"im mutuals with all these guys Im not watching that Bad Bunny half time show Ill tell you that. My family will be changing the channel. https://t.co/N4pEdYgQN5 Im not watching that Bad Bunny half time show Ill tell you that. My family will be changing the channel. https://t.co/N4pEdYgQN5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020644208370143734)  2026-02-08T23:41Z 147.9K followers, 30.5K engagements


"i dont know anything about skiing. is this bad U.S. ski star Lindsey Vonn was injured in a crash during the Winter Olympics and was airlifted by helicopter to a medical facility. https://t.co/g4KrageW1q U.S. ski star Lindsey Vonn was injured in a crash during the Winter Olympics and was airlifted by helicopter to a medical facility. https://t.co/g4KrageW1q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020663420094177732)  2026-02-09T00:57Z 148K followers, 16.8K engagements


"when i was a kid and i found something cool i shut up about it and quietly kept it because im not an idiot No need for coffee just look at this pic https://t.co/pbdN0JYqmG No need for coffee just look at this pic https://t.co/pbdN0JYqmG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020858872567586970)  2026-02-09T13:54Z 147.8K followers, 104K engagements


"The Old Gods Are Waking NEW: Japan restarts world's biggest nuclear plant operator says NEW: Japan restarts world's biggest nuclear plant operator says"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020940289545031997)  2026-02-09T19:18Z 148.1K followers, 84.8K engagements


"@BannedInFrance lot of institutional money to soak up inventory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021254021424578703)  2026-02-10T16:04Z 147.8K followers, [----] engagements


"its wild how everyone hates tax breaks for well-off retired boomers except for boomers themselves. reddit urbanists trad homesteaders hicklibs groypers all hate it. boomer-pandering politicians are accidentally assembling the most eclectic anti boomer coalition of all time With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden years. https://t.co/8lZqLjp86A With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021259755004596489)  2026-02-10T16:27Z 148.1K followers, 26.4K engagements


"i mean sometimes they landed We used to land shuttles on runways from outer space. https://t.co/Ak1gqCcRMc We used to land shuttles on runways from outer space. https://t.co/Ak1gqCcRMc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021618689737359528)  2026-02-11T16:13Z 148.1K followers, [----] engagements


"i still cant believe this happened. ive seen it a thousand times and its still one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1973467445466919337)  2025-10-01T19:17Z 148.2K followers, 11.1M engagements


"literally every year of my life has been better than the last. i only ever look backwards to be glad to have lived the past not to lament it. this sort of demoralization slop is pathetic men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020145371540820456)  2026-02-07T14:39Z 148.2K followers, 246.8K engagements


"i dont know what "frame mogging" or "jester gooning" or "looks maxxing" are. im more concerned with "husband mogging" "wife appreciating" and "good friend maxxing""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020623431843434655)  2026-02-08T22:19Z 148.2K followers, [----] engagements


"baby boomers when they figure out another way they can vote themselves free money at the expense of the working class: Im proposing property tax relief for [------] seniors saving households an average of $345 a year by refunding approximately 10% of their property taxes. That's money back in their pockets to pay bills and put food on the table. Im proposing property tax relief for [------] seniors saving households an average of $345 a year by refunding approximately 10% of their property taxes. That's money back in their pockets to pay bills and put food on the table"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021214502851658163)  2026-02-10T13:27Z 148.2K followers, 35.5K engagements


"i know people who still live like this https://t.co/4FCkyShn16 https://t.co/4FCkyShn16"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022670448413315202)  2026-02-14T13:53Z 148.2K followers, 272K engagements


"the real reason gen Z doesnt drink is that they took one look at millenial epic beer culture and what it does to your body and it was so utterly catastrophic for the image of drinking as an activity that zoomers all decided to become sober celibate looks maxxers Gen-Z is done with booze. πŸ₯² https://t.co/vL4SnpgNZQ Gen-Z is done with booze. πŸ₯² https://t.co/vL4SnpgNZQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2016529547257078198)  2026-01-28T15:11Z 148.2K followers, 1.5M engagements


""hey you like that cool car we used to make well how about this new SUV-slop that has absolutely nothing to do with that classic car you like youll buy it piggy and you'll finance it at a high interest rate too. fuck you" Buick uses Kendricks "tv off" for their new commercial πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾 Got the Buick with the tv on πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ https://t.co/hGHq8ASbXg Buick uses Kendricks "tv off" for their new commercial πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾 Got the Buick with the tv on πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ https://t.co/hGHq8ASbXg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2019115728998387919)  2026-02-04T18:27Z 148.2K followers, 186K engagements


"wait a second is the country of india sending their normal olympic athletes to the special olympics to pretend to be handicapped in order to win medals counterpoint https://t.co/VO5dVjZEfz counterpoint https://t.co/VO5dVjZEfz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2020815253898928223)  2026-02-09T11:01Z 148.2K followers, 963.7K engagements


"imagine being [--] years old in the year [----] and finding out that youre part of the permanent underclass because your libtard parents didnt want to open an account that said "trump" on it The IRS document to get a Trump Account is Form [----]. #MAGA https://t.co/WeFPiqou0I The IRS document to get a Trump Account is Form [----]. #MAGA https://t.co/WeFPiqou0I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021042539181244583)  2026-02-10T02:04Z 148.2K followers, 1M engagements


"its wild how sears was poised at the turn of the millenium to become the number one online retailer in the world bigger than amazon. they had the infrastructure. they had the logistics. they had the advertising. and then they just.didnt do that https://t.co/hWIe54MZRl https://t.co/hWIe54MZRl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021394608463429972)  2026-02-11T01:23Z 148.2K followers, 1.9M engagements


"we like to think that we live vastly differently than the feudal serfs of the middle ages. but even the hooded tunics preferred by the working class remain essentially unchanged for a thousand years. we are all part of the permanent underclass. always have been always will be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021561584896905703)  2026-02-11T12:26Z 148.2K followers, 223K engagements


"pwease have babies someome needs to pay the boomer geld France is sending letters to all 29-year-olds urging them to have children or freeze their eggs before its too late as part of a plan to tackle falling birth rates and infertility. https://t.co/20g4eCYMAZ France is sending letters to all 29-year-olds urging them to have children or freeze their eggs before its too late as part of a plan to tackle falling birth rates and infertility. https://t.co/20g4eCYMAZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021591958032883997)  2026-02-11T14:27Z 148.2K followers, 215.4K engagements


"this audi will go like 50k miles before it needs a $10000 service meanwhile toyota accomplishes the same thing in a v6 with less timing chains and you can run it without oil for [------] miles German engineering at its finest A look inside the engine of an Audi [---] v6. https://t.co/5LnPjzksdu German engineering at its finest A look inside the engine of an Audi [---] v6. https://t.co/5LnPjzksdu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021618507100623007)  2026-02-11T16:13Z 148.2K followers, 822.2K engagements


"me when someone tells me a mid girl with bpd and doodle tattos and [----] eyeliner is at the top of that hill This man has completed a Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis. Actually insane. https://t.co/b6LJF4UefL This man has completed a Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis. Actually insane. https://t.co/b6LJF4UefL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021621356568154507)  2026-02-11T16:24Z 148.2K followers, 16.2K engagements


"the slop posting on this website is insane. no these people are not native arabic speakers who have been in appalachia for a hundred years. these are arabic speaking diplomats doing a skit Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian migrants who came to the US over a century ago. They speak--I kid you not--a fluent *hillbilly* dialect of Arabic. And it's gorgeous. God bless America. https://t.co/dalytRIk1e Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021671992458416188)  2026-02-11T19:45Z 148.2K followers, 36.2K engagements


"young people: something please anything we are dying nancy mace: you can write off the interest on your boat they said the perfect tax policy couldn't exist. https://t.co/oqaNaZJI47 they said the perfect tax policy couldn't exist. https://t.co/oqaNaZJI47"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021799916176118110)  2026-02-12T04:13Z 148.2K followers, 61.9K engagements


"this is happening to me at work tomorrow https://t.co/MezJYMo6Is https://t.co/MezJYMo6Is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2021943423901761577)  2026-02-12T13:44Z 148.2K followers, 49.9K engagements


"instagram is just completely saturated with this type of normie slop now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022306833830916131)  2026-02-13T13:48Z 148.2K followers, 23.9K engagements


"without the landscaping its just a tiny brick bungalow. probably [---] square feet. would you live in this Oh my Godddddddd https://t.co/ZHhlIiHBfa Oh my Godddddddd https://t.co/ZHhlIiHBfa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022339420645654692)  2026-02-13T15:57Z 148.2K followers, 68K engagements


"incredible how the doritos corporation is able to distill down the essence of china's entire culture into a single flavored chip just as they did for america with "cool ranch" Ok but why https://t.co/WoHxRwuT5g Ok but why https://t.co/WoHxRwuT5g"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022662668012994602)  2026-02-14T13:22Z 148.2K followers, 72.9K engagements


"in my mind the guy getting chased ran back into the jungle to chill and bide his time and his ancestors got a small business loan but the two guys chasing him that stayed on the beach absolutely slaughtered and obliterated by smallpox and muskets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022666429854814217)  2026-02-14T13:37Z 148.2K followers, 14.5K engagements


"theyre going to deport anyone who cant sing this from memory. which is an immigration policy that is surprisingly inclusive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2022674538493067739)  2026-02-14T14:09Z 148.2K followers, 22.3K engagements


"breaking bad had an entire character arc dedicated to a guy who was this annoying about making coffee and it ended with him getting shot in the fucking face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1703886902363918529)  2023-09-18T21:41Z 148.1K followers, 11M engagements


"the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1744493118043439437)  2024-01-08T22:55Z 148.1K followers, 3.4M engagements


"im watching criminal minds and george costanza just showed up in the most insane hair job ive ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1803501882050011597)  2024-06-19T18:55Z 148.1K followers, 7.5M engagements


"the european mind cannot comprehend this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1830329637605716369)  2024-09-01T19:39Z 148.1K followers, 5.3M engagements


"incredible things are happening in japan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1839681050026422628)  2024-09-27T14:58Z 148.1K followers, 7.4M engagements


"absolutely horrible. are there any other videos of other angles of this i want to make sure i avoid them This is the music industry now. Doja Cat gives a strip show while performing. https://t.co/XrRCjf7RBW This is the music industry now. Doja Cat gives a strip show while performing. https://t.co/XrRCjf7RBW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1847728407209267412)  2024-10-19T19:55Z 148.1K followers, 82M engagements


"I NEED [--] LARGE FRIES ON THE DOUBLE coming right up no need to shout weve got it all under control see they never touch the human hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1848175176661278867)  2024-10-21T01:31Z 148.1K followers, 4.8M engagements


"BREAKING: Police have released images of the two suspects"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1874579513985954005)  2025-01-01T22:12Z 148.1K followers, 14.8M engagements


"this is getting out of control"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1881513312892158224)  2025-01-21T01:25Z 148.1K followers, 4.5M engagements


"the entire country of japan basically just got oneshotted by steely dan one day [--] years ago and it rules Masayoshi Takanaka is one of the best guitar players on earth https://t.co/UgPVd7Y2Dd Masayoshi Takanaka is one of the best guitar players on earth https://t.co/UgPVd7Y2Dd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1882459151374372910)  2025-01-23T16:03Z 148.1K followers, 4.8M engagements


"i hate to break it to you guys but the smear campaign against duckfacing in the late 00s/10s is why girls dont make faces like this anymore 🧡hayley williams grr face (a thread) https://t.co/vVRGhJsxyp 🧡hayley williams grr face (a thread) https://t.co/vVRGhJsxyp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1883283485647151390)  2025-01-25T22:39Z 148.1K followers, 5.2M engagements


"this basically covers the entire gamut of gen z girl archetypes that you see out on the street now. every girl born after [--] can be sorted into one of these three categories without exception https://t.co/fkKj8gNRNs https://t.co/fkKj8gNRNs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1886854380776759704)  2025-02-04T19:08Z 148.1K followers, 12.4M engagements


"hooters isnt going out of business because nobody is horny anymore zoomers are just horny for different things. if the hooters girls ditched the 90s beer commercial look and instead embraced a mommy gf vibe hooters earnings would 10x overnight Hooters to declare bankruptcy. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/iSZmUdruvM Hooters to declare bankruptcy. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/iSZmUdruvM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1893053574113804799)  2025-02-21T21:41Z 148.1K followers, 16.5M engagements


"twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war [--] is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1896797149180145743)  2025-03-04T05:37Z 148.1K followers, 15.4M engagements


"wife packed me a lunch for friday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1908147497005957169)  2025-04-04T13:19Z 148.1K followers, 5.1M engagements


""how to do taxes" "what is a W2" "how bad is it if i dont do taxes""  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1912186961038565439)  2025-04-15T16:51Z 148.1K followers, 10.2M engagements


"what are the pigs even honking at it sure aint them B cups hey men and they are pigs 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/17XX9tNdAW hey men and they are pigs 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/17XX9tNdAW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1931897562669125694)  2025-06-09T02:14Z 148.1K followers, 14.9M engagements


"there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch. What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1946369342670590296)  2025-07-19T00:39Z 148.1K followers, 23.2M engagements


"if you have "organ donor" on your drivers license and youre in an accident the hospital will let you die or outright kill you to make money off harvesting your organs What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1947139338761806129)  2025-07-21T03:39Z 148.1K followers, 22.9M engagements


"how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1953181872776728655)  2025-08-06T19:50Z 148.2K followers, 18.2M engagements


"i swear normies are another fucking species dude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1953470271630848244)  2025-08-07T14:56Z 148.1K followers, 7.6M engagements


"baby boomers lived life on easy mode and think you should just work harder built in [----] sold originally for $8000 for sale today and the asking price is $1.1M https://t.co/8CPayEnOdP built in [----] sold originally for $8000 for sale today and the asking price is $1.1M https://t.co/8CPayEnOdP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1956132138971017228)  2025-08-14T23:13Z 148.1K followers, 28.1M engagements


"this is still the highlight of the 2020s decade for me the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times https://t.co/fzlH34jtB1 the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times https://t.co/fzlH34jtB1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1957107630318502028)  2025-08-17T15:49Z 148.1K followers, 3.5M engagements


"how do you even defend against this Form a Macedonian Phalanx with [---] of my absolute boys https://t.co/OmfHPZlvs9 Form a Macedonian Phalanx with [---] of my absolute boys https://t.co/OmfHPZlvs9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1957525988369395818)  2025-08-18T19:32Z 148.1K followers, 22.3M engagements


"baby boomers on facebook are just getting absolutely annihilated by ai slop. eventually big tech is going to cut out the middle man and plug the boomers directly into a VR slopworld to live out the rest of their days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1958937077552148752)  2025-08-22T16:59Z 148.1K followers, 1M engagements


"this is so sad. this guy used to give genuine financial advice. now hes pivoting to slop becoming a ripoff of that other show where they interview prostitutes. being a content creator is such a faustian bargain you either burn out a lolcow or end up a slave to the slopgorithm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1959735189783109722)  2025-08-24T21:50Z 148.1K followers, 235.1K engagements


"if you dont understand this you probably have never been to an actual job site"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1962364902619725839)  2025-09-01T04:00Z 148.1K followers, 2.6M engagements


"no kitten the fitbit stays on https://t.co/0VVuuRvYw3 https://t.co/0VVuuRvYw3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1964435669490815333)  2025-09-06T21:08Z 148.1K followers, 5M engagements


"before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops Marco Rubio and Mike Huckabee prayed at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem alongside Prime Minister Netanyahu. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/mEz9RlfCtb Marco Rubio and Mike Huckabee prayed at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem alongside Prime Minister Netanyahu. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/mEz9RlfCtb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1967616867255910672)  2025-09-15T15:49Z 148.2K followers, 5.8M engagements


"i do speak spanish. he sounds like he has down syndrome Bad Bunny: "Learn Spanish" if you want to understand my Super Bowl halftime show https://t.co/9tj5gCUIl9 Bad Bunny: "Learn Spanish" if you want to understand my Super Bowl halftime show https://t.co/9tj5gCUIl9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1974941816052191308)  2025-10-05T20:56Z 148.1K followers, 2.4M engagements


"some of you have never had the experience of meeting and falling in love with someone whose pheromones are so compatible with yours that the two of you are borderline intoxicating to each other to the point that entire continents and armies couldnt keep you apart and it shows. Y'ALL REALLY WANNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE SEX WITH THE SAME PERSON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE https://t.co/Itk7u20Kbm Y'ALL REALLY WANNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE SEX WITH THE SAME PERSON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE https://t.co/Itk7u20Kbm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1975216714855154090)  2025-10-06T15:08Z 148.1K followers, 4.3M engagements


"these anorexic hoes got leopard print inside and out healthy colon VS colon after lax abuse (melanosis coli) https://t.co/SvRdYPmaYz healthy colon VS colon after lax abuse (melanosis coli) https://t.co/SvRdYPmaYz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1981178710439887163)  2025-10-23T01:59Z 148.1K followers, 9.6M engagements

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@uncledoomer Avatar @uncledoomer doomer

The concept of "slop" has emerged, describing a culture of low-effort, uncurated, and often AI-generated content that is becoming increasingly prevalent. This phenomenon is characterized by a blending of advertising, media, and technology, resulting in a degraded user experience. As a result, people are adapting by developing a sense of detachment and cynicism towards the information they consume.

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 11.88% finance 8.91% stocks #457 celebrities 4.95% technology brands 3.3% automotive brands 2.97% social networks 2.97% musicians 1.98% travel destinations 1.32% products 0.99%

Social topic influence if you 6.27%, money 3.3%, the most 2.64%, in the 2.31%, japan 2.31%, food #1607, bad bunny 1.65%, super bowl 1.65%, can you #1972, the first 1.32%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @afpost @grok @0bservationism @notimeforloss @cfbhome @metabolismprism @schizopost69 @brut2kalyxz @bkjuheard @sirstevenkj @roompotion @thinklearnvote @kangminjlee @fleshsimulator @babygravy9 @tknightsdeu @bewgalew @marx2pointo @jtrox1020 @cheeseumlauts

Top assets mentioned Toyota Motor Corporation (TM)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"what the hell even goes on here"
X Link 2023-09-26T04:09Z 147.5K followers, 4M engagements

"minnesota has officially announced its state cigarette is the cigarette that the chubby goth girl who works at spencers gifts smokes behind the dumpster on her [--] minute breaks while listening to blood on the dance floor on her ipod nano in [----] Flag of Minnesota United States https://t.co/CNJ6caQ9mL Flag of Minnesota United States https://t.co/CNJ6caQ9mL"
X Link 2023-12-20T23:11Z 147.2K followers, 38.1K engagements

"get me to Gods country"
X Link 2025-04-01T16:38Z 147.5K followers, 250.1K engagements

"men see sydney sweeney as infinitely more attainable than sabrina for the same reason social media makes us retarded. your brain has a hard coded render limit: the dunbar number. sabrina is too hyperreal. sydney still just kinda looks like the hottest peasant girl in your village"
X Link 2025-07-08T14:53Z 147.5K followers, 302.7K engagements

"europeans at 3pm after putting in a hard days work at their $15000 a year salaried job (they pay $100 in rent and beer costs [--] cents) https://x.com/GorillaOSINT/status/1947582678666195037/video/1 https://x.com/GorillaOSINT/status/1947582678666195037/video/1"
X Link 2025-07-22T13:07Z 147K followers, 2.8M engagements

"many of you wont want to hear this but theyre absolutely stone cold looksmatched"
X Link 2025-10-06T04:12Z 146.8K followers, 1.4M engagements

"never slammed "add to cart" on something so rapidly in my life Fuck it fish sweater https://t.co/jBrvClZCXq Fuck it fish sweater https://t.co/jBrvClZCXq"
X Link 2025-10-07T20:44Z 147.7K followers, 313K engagements

"@UtahFlatRanger again i dont mean to be that guy but the truck in the OP is a domestic US model toyota xtra cab from the 80s. the modern hilux is basically slightly beefier tacoma (left) what we really need in the states is the landcruiser [--] series (right)"
X Link 2025-12-04T15:05Z 147.5K followers, 49.2K engagements

"Vivek Ramaswamy: "My social media feeds are littered with hundreds of slurs most from accounts that I dont recognize about pajeets and street shitters and calls to deport me back to India NYT Vivek Ramaswamy: "My social media feeds are littered with hundreds of slurs most from accounts that I dont recognize about pajeets and street shitters and calls to deport me back to India NYT"
X Link 2025-12-19T01:57Z 147.5K followers, 381.2K engagements

"nobody is gonna "just stop paying taxes" because people dont know how to do that. the vast majority of people file taxes to get money back. they dont owe money at the end. theyre plugging numbers into turbo tax until they get enough money back to pay off their credit card bill"
X Link 2025-12-29T05:27Z 147.7K followers, 141.5K engagements

"the US government giving you your tax refund Bro penguin stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her https://t.co/8tvwyeHJfP Bro penguin stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her https://t.co/8tvwyeHJfP"
X Link 2026-01-05T21:54Z 147.2K followers, 2.4M engagements

"how it feels to have tamed a wild BPD art hoe https://t.co/Wrl8iiZyHl https://t.co/Wrl8iiZyHl"
X Link 2026-01-13T20:34Z 147.5K followers, 512.1K engagements

"shes just wifeslop bro. you only love her because shes your wife"
X Link 2026-01-15T19:23Z 146.8K followers, 574.7K engagements

"weed only gives you schizophrenia if you have a high enough IQ. if youre a midwit it just pacifies you 1937: Marihuana causes psychosis 2026: Took a 2.5mg gummy hit flow state crushed a workout and slept like a baby. Still waiting on the psychosis. 1937: Marihuana causes psychosis 2026: Took a 2.5mg gummy hit flow state crushed a workout and slept like a baby. Still waiting on the psychosis"
X Link 2026-01-17T17:58Z 147K followers, 2.4M engagements

"plato neglected to consider how nice it would be if the cave had wifi and bluetooth"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:12Z 147K followers, 1.4M engagements

"this is what chipotle cava sweetgreen functionally are in america whether you like it or not. and we even have a name for it: "slop-bowl casual" What we actually need is the "stolovaya" a relic of the Soviet system. It's a utilitarian cafeteria that serves home made style food like soups salads dumplings lightly sweet fruit drinks etc. They're very cheap and they're everywhere. https://t.co/C6R6zamSJj What we actually need is the "stolovaya" a relic of the Soviet system. It's a utilitarian cafeteria that serves home made style food like soups salads dumplings lightly sweet fruit drinks etc."
X Link 2026-01-20T16:42Z 146.8K followers, 56.6K engagements

"you have to admit she was kind of spitting here"
X Link 2026-01-21T19:45Z 147K followers, 232.6K engagements

"these are the kind of signals that would have you ten years later being like oh shit she was INTO me The eyes chico they never lie. https://t.co/zPDkosQvTt The eyes chico they never lie. https://t.co/zPDkosQvTt"
X Link 2026-01-22T00:46Z 146.8K followers, 978.3K engagements

"why would i as a man want to stick around and bust again after the first time ten billion years of evolutionary biology is telling me to blow it in the jam and immediately dip some of you havent read this book and it shows https://t.co/mZqBgTuQgw some of you havent read this book and it shows https://t.co/mZqBgTuQgw"
X Link 2026-01-24T15:53Z 147K followers, 58.1K engagements

"wait israel really calls their money shekels Israeli shekel chart is literally trading like a honeypot lol https://t.co/s6ERCTcVmC Israeli shekel chart is literally trading like a honeypot lol https://t.co/s6ERCTcVmC"
X Link 2026-01-26T17:48Z 146.8K followers, 2M engagements

"the dead internet sucks man"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:50Z 147.2K followers, [----] engagements

"walking through an airport sober: every one of these people is a thoughtless automaton there is no value in their continued existence. i will crash out on anyone who crosses me walking through the same airport after pounding double whiskeys at pf changs: wow 😳 airplane 😍"
X Link 2026-01-28T06:05Z 147.2K followers, 237.3K engagements

"this is the setup that i use to ask chatgpt what are some good thoughts for someone just getting into thinking"
X Link 2026-01-28T06:23Z 147.1K followers, 203.9K engagements

"the face i make when i say "what" after someone asks me really quickly "gay guy says what""
X Link 2026-01-29T06:46Z 147K followers, 50.2K engagements

"they couldnt get someone younger than social security age to do the protest song Bruce Springsteen has released a song in honor of Alex Pretti and Renee Good titled "Streets of Minneapolis." https://t.co/Msl0gsZsdn Bruce Springsteen has released a song in honor of Alex Pretti and Renee Good titled "Streets of Minneapolis." https://t.co/Msl0gsZsdn"
X Link 2026-01-29T06:55Z 146.8K followers, 13.6K engagements

"this is probably how about 80% of alcoholics get started https://t.co/LsifZ3817H https://t.co/LsifZ3817H"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:46Z 147.4K followers, 300K engagements

"nobody has ever been more vindicated on this site than the guy a few years ago who got dogpiled for saying he needed an AR15 to defend his children from hordes of 30-50 feral hogs"
X Link 2026-01-30T01:13Z 147.5K followers, 503.2K engagements

"it would be hilarious to get a good job a wife have a whole family as a fat kinda dumpy piece of shit and only THEN start looksmaxxing"
X Link 2026-01-30T04:35Z 147.2K followers, 49.3K engagements

"this is the kind of situation where I wish I could time machine a medieval peasant into there just to torture them This 3D floor in Thailand tricks your senses into feeling movement while you stay still. πŸ“ΉDaniyanizami11 https://t.co/Qf1e8ASN8s This 3D floor in Thailand tricks your senses into feeling movement while you stay still. πŸ“ΉDaniyanizami11 https://t.co/Qf1e8ASN8s"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:39Z 147.2K followers, 305.9K engagements

"just like every sitcom how i met your mother big bang theory etc seinfeld isnt meant to be funny. you watch it to kill time between getting home from your wage cage and going to bed. being a "show about nothing" is just ironically stripping away any pretense that it isnt slop Seinfeld sucks and isnt funny Seinfeld sucks and isnt funny"
X Link 2026-01-30T15:13Z 146.5K followers, 11.9K engagements

"It's so funny that we are like [--] years into trump being the president and it's still considered "breaking news" when he says something like this BREAKING: President Trump calls ABC fake news reporter a loud person. https://t.co/k7Y3XG06k3 BREAKING: President Trump calls ABC fake news reporter a loud person. https://t.co/k7Y3XG06k3"
X Link 2026-01-30T19:08Z 146.6K followers, 82.4K engagements

"well it was over before it even began for you but youre not going to demoralize the rest of us be born in [----] pandemic takes your high school years ai takes your uni years unemployment takes the rest of your years it's all over https://t.co/lShV5ZCCJz be born in [----] pandemic takes your high school years ai takes your uni years unemployment takes the rest of your years it's all over https://t.co/lShV5ZCCJz"
X Link 2026-01-31T02:12Z 146.7K followers, 37.4K engagements

"its crazy how millenials are going to be both the last generation to remember life before 9/11 but also to remember life before every video was fake https://t.co/27pxivjXzE https://t.co/27pxivjXzE"
X Link 2026-01-31T02:19Z 147K followers, 372.9K engagements

"never understood the hate with bread and circuses. bread is delicious and going to the circus is a great time. Bread and circuses will ramp up in proportion to U.S. economic decline. Bread and circuses will ramp up in proportion to U.S. economic decline"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:04Z 147.2K followers, 14.1K engagements

"this is what they took from you. the ingredients to make a sandwich. lets live like this . https://t.co/2DWk8jS5yv lets live like this . https://t.co/2DWk8jS5yv"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:39Z 146.8K followers, 421.3K engagements

"@GoodAmericanMan @fleshsimulator foid slop at least has aesthetic qualities colors greens reds etc. this looks like when one of the androids in aliens gets cut in half and their milky guts pour out"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:59Z 146.7K followers, [---] engagements

"sending this to my wife and being like "this is absolutely not us. you bitch. you fucking bitch" Snow leopards cuddle while sleeping https://t.co/dNsrbRtN39 Snow leopards cuddle while sleeping https://t.co/dNsrbRtN39"
X Link 2026-02-01T14:58Z 146.8K followers, 162.8K engagements

"you know who isn't on the Jeffrey Epstein list Adolf Hitler"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:02Z 147.1K followers, 84.1K engagements

"millenials ruin fucking everything I regret to inform you that Le Creuset has a Pokmon themed collection https://t.co/mNWfw6zBNe I regret to inform you that Le Creuset has a Pokmon themed collection https://t.co/mNWfw6zBNe"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:32Z 147.1K followers, 10.6K engagements

""a lot of people were [--] years old when pizzagate was going down" A lot of people were like [--] years old when Pizzagate was going down and don't understand that it was the craziest week of politics maybe ever Redditors and /pol/acks were uncovering a bizarre Instagram network of pdfiles that was about [---] degrees removed from Hillary Clinton A lot of people were like [--] years old when Pizzagate was going down and don't understand that it was the craziest week of politics maybe ever Redditors and /pol/acks were uncovering a bizarre Instagram network of pdfiles that was about [---] degrees"
X Link 2026-02-02T01:43Z 147K followers, 63.6K engagements

"these giant quirked up epic millenial houses are only possible in the middle of nowhere in like oklahoma or ohio where land is $1000/acre and you can get [----] square feet for $250k and then absolutely ruin any resale value the house will ever have Justin Flom shows off his insane house 🀯 https://t.co/R2Zj5VHyij Justin Flom shows off his insane house 🀯 https://t.co/R2Zj5VHyij"
X Link 2026-02-02T02:01Z 147.5K followers, 682.8K engagements

"eating bones grows your own bones real life works on video game logic [--] mg/kg of Horse Bone powder extract daily increases tibial bone growth by 28% and growth plate height by 9.7% in rats. https://t.co/5utZSYfspA [--] mg/kg of Horse Bone powder extract daily increases tibial bone growth by 28% and growth plate height by 9.7% in rats. https://t.co/5utZSYfspA"
X Link 2026-02-02T02:54Z 147.7K followers, 328.9K engagements

"people who arent from new york look at this place the way boris yeltsin looked at an american supermarket @the_transit_guy https://t.co/J8qFQ435ls @the_transit_guy https://t.co/J8qFQ435ls"
X Link 2026-02-02T03:35Z 146.7K followers, 99.3K engagements

"you kind of have to admire stephen hawking. nothing not even the universe itself was gonna stop that guy from getting underage pussy"
X Link 2026-02-02T03:44Z 147.1K followers, 19.2K engagements

"if i was the first guy that found a group of whales like this i would be like "theyre not supposed to be like that. theyre supposed to be horizontal. i dont like this" When a sperm whale wants to nap it takes a deep breathe and rests underwater in a vertical position. For ten minutes at a time half its brain sleeps while the other half stays awake to watch out for danger. A pod of whales will coordinate a group nap time. https://t.co/XZMaf5mF7v When a sperm whale wants to nap it takes a deep breathe and rests underwater in a vertical position. For ten minutes at a time half its brain sleeps"
X Link 2026-02-02T06:29Z 147K followers, 62.1K engagements

"there's a point in your life where you need to realize that there's chemicals that are being put into our food specifically just to hurt us why do they put carageenan in literally everything. like for no reason why do they put carageenan in literally everything. like for no reason"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:42Z 147K followers, 99.9K engagements

"there are vast swaths of the population that are just completely fucking their bodies up with chemicals that give them endocrine disorders all day https://t.co/fXeDPBXC9C https://t.co/fXeDPBXC9C"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:11Z 147.6K followers, 1.4M engagements

"something crazy going on in the orange juice world https://t.co/O4guL25O95 something crazy going on in the orange juice world https://t.co/O4guL25O95"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:02Z 147K followers, 435.2K engagements

"did they ever consider not building it there 🚨#BREAKING: YET ANOTHER HOME IN THE OUTER BANKS OF NORTH CAROLINA HAS JUST COLLAPSED INTO THE OCEAN DURING THE WINTER STORM THIS MAKES [--] HOMES IN [--] HOURS https://t.co/UCfRyOniAk 🚨#BREAKING: YET ANOTHER HOME IN THE OUTER BANKS OF NORTH CAROLINA HAS JUST COLLAPSED INTO THE OCEAN DURING THE WINTER STORM THIS MAKES [--] HOMES IN [--] HOURS https://t.co/UCfRyOniAk"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:38Z 147.2K followers, 997.5K engagements

"@webdevMason kate spade.i was not familiar with your game"
X Link 2026-02-02T20:22Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Retirees in France now have higher incomes than workers https://t.co/EtLzOlkure Retirees in France now have higher incomes than workers https://t.co/EtLzOlkure"
X Link 2026-02-03T03:20Z 146.7K followers, 84.9K engagements

"White liberals are reinventing slavery from first principles Boston-area woman is thrilled after taking in a Haitian migrant and says its like having your own personal chef https://t.co/ejesbynrpr Boston-area woman is thrilled after taking in a Haitian migrant and says its like having your own personal chef https://t.co/ejesbynrpr"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:49Z 146.8K followers, 34K engagements

"@yosoymario91 shes still alive with jeffrey epstein and diddy in agartha"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:29Z 147.1K followers, 334K engagements

"THEY BRANDONIZED HIM They have Ye heavily medicated https://t.co/ZdK6nVevZM They have Ye heavily medicated https://t.co/ZdK6nVevZM"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:32Z 146.8K followers, 84.2K engagements

"what we wanted was a future where the robots do all the work for us and we live a life of leisure what we got was a future where we do all the work for robots and they live a life of leisure I launched https://t.co/tNYOm7V5wD last night and already 130+ people have signed up including an OF model (lmao) and the CEO of an AI startup. If your AI agent wants to rent a person to do an IRL task for them its as simple as one MCP call. https://t.co/tgqlAWDWtJ I launched https://t.co/tNYOm7V5wD last night and already 130+ people have signed up including an OF model (lmao) and the CEO of an AI"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:35Z 146.7K followers, 19.3K engagements

"5.5 inches isnt small on stolen land"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:32Z 147.7K followers, 50.3K engagements

"this headline is going in the clickbait hall of fame 🚨 BREAKING: Jill Biden's ex-husband charged with wife's murder 🚨 BREAKING: Jill Biden's ex-husband charged with wife's murder"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:35Z 146.8K followers, 25.5K engagements

"no babe i like your cock the big ones scare me The Serama is a tiny breed of chicken that weighs less than [---] grams. https://t.co/cV99wbMxKH The Serama is a tiny breed of chicken that weighs less than [---] grams. https://t.co/cV99wbMxKH"
X Link 2026-02-04T01:43Z 146.8K followers, 12.1K engagements

"jeffrey epstein driving a subaru makes sense when you realize he had the testosterone levels of the average lesbian JEFFERY EPSTIEN OWNED AN AUTOMATIC VA WRX. WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE LIVING IN https://t.co/ZutnT4MNHD JEFFERY EPSTIEN OWNED AN AUTOMATIC VA WRX. WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE LIVING IN https://t.co/ZutnT4MNHD"
X Link 2026-02-04T03:13Z 147.4K followers, 29.1K engagements

"the like button turns into a little rocket when you like a post. we love our little pixelslop dont we folks"
X Link 2026-02-04T03:17Z 147.1K followers, 56.2K engagements

"theyre cancelling people for using jeffrey epsteins recipe for muffins"
X Link 2026-02-04T04:48Z 147.5K followers, 27K engagements

"nothing feels worse than going to bed early getting a good nights sleep and waking up at dawn because doing that makes you realize that it costs absolutely nothing but is the solution to literally every single one of your problems"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:12Z 147.7K followers, 86K engagements

"swipe apps have 5's thinking theyre helen of troy She was valid for this https://t.co/dMRv79Cscu She was valid for this https://t.co/dMRv79Cscu"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:30Z 147.2K followers, 53.1K engagements

"people are telling me im "not allowed" to make a certain muffin recipe just because it was jeffrey epstein's favorite muffin recipe. what's next you're going to tell me i can't do a certain type of salute or have a certain type of moustache"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:32Z 146.8K followers, [----] engagements

"the white house is sopranos posting https://t.co/4PWfYP5bHZ https://t.co/4PWfYP5bHZ"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:26Z 147.2K followers, 83K engagements

"in [----] we done asking body count now we just ask if she ever owned these pants Like viewing the ancient armor of warriors long past https://t.co/UHZYyyfmHC Like viewing the ancient armor of warriors long past https://t.co/UHZYyyfmHC"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:03Z 146.8K followers, 19.3K engagements

"every man dreams of having a trap door that leads somewhere"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:28Z 147.2K followers, [----] engagements

"beardson beardly is in the tradcath e girl group chat Sarah proceeded to leave this group chat Dont know why (Shes member) https://t.co/j9M6h34UUx Sarah proceeded to leave this group chat Dont know why (Shes member) https://t.co/j9M6h34UUx"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:06Z 146.8K followers, 109.5K engagements

"The obvious answer is to press the red button and then pull your gun on the person offering you the button if you don't get the hundred million. it's called being an American Math says red Brain says green https://t.co/jCpNPjrEXG Math says red Brain says green https://t.co/jCpNPjrEXG"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:30Z 147K followers, [----] engagements

""youre spending HOW MUCH every month on doordash" "im a brain in a vat caleb. i cant physically cook" I want Caleb Hammer to audit lower and lower iq people until he's got someone who has just enough brain stem to breathe I want Caleb Hammer to audit lower and lower iq people until he's got someone who has just enough brain stem to breathe"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:23Z 147.7K followers, 46.5K engagements

"lets hear him out. maybe he had a good reason to stick his head in the deep fryer. like what if a woman talked to him. Olive Garden cook commits suicide in most gruesome way in kitchen: cops https://t.co/z6AmiDfLkg https://t.co/b3GoSAZ7Sl Olive Garden cook commits suicide in most gruesome way in kitchen: cops https://t.co/z6AmiDfLkg https://t.co/b3GoSAZ7Sl"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:40Z 147.1K followers, 23.1K engagements

"im so tired of cgi slop Take an epic journey into a lost world in THE DINOSAURS a new documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman premiering March [--]. From executive producer Steven Spielberg Amblin Entertainment and the award-winning team behind Life on Our Planet. https://t.co/Dv5LC07n1F Take an epic journey into a lost world in THE DINOSAURS a new documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman premiering March [--]. From executive producer Steven Spielberg Amblin Entertainment and the award-winning team behind Life on Our Planet. https://t.co/Dv5LC07n1F"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:29Z 147.2K followers, 13.4K engagements

"rather than simply defeating my enemies by defeating them i shall defeat them by exposing their hypocrisy. that'll show them"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:21Z 147K followers, [----] engagements

"you dont even have to look anymore How I be looking at November [--] with GTA [--] PS5 Pro and an OLED https://t.co/xhlIGPkUkl How I be looking at November [--] with GTA [--] PS5 Pro and an OLED https://t.co/xhlIGPkUkl"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:27Z 147.2K followers, 27.7K engagements

"turns out wives dont like it when you tell them to do something and then call them a goy slave"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:29Z 147K followers, 18.7K engagements

"getting rid of fat people will actually save the birth rate they are getting rid of fat people. https://t.co/RiS5gLSuxE they are getting rid of fat people. https://t.co/RiS5gLSuxE"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:53Z 147.7K followers, 28.8K engagements

"its like every fucking time with these posts MEN be real https://t.co/S0IYfOfgTQ MEN be real https://t.co/S0IYfOfgTQ"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:49Z 147.6K followers, 26.7K engagements

"how dire is the state of the european economy that "going all in" is investing [--] million dollars in america you get sent that much in taxpayer funds if you open a daycare BREAKING: France has gone all-in on science investing [--] million in AI health and climate initiatives. BREAKING: France has gone all-in on science investing [--] million in AI health and climate initiatives"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:46Z 147.7K followers, 325.7K engagements

"what it seems like to me is that there were swaths of america who were too poor to access credit the traditional way so they came up with buy now pay later as a new easy way to make them debt slaves JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC. JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:59Z 147.5K followers, 10.7K engagements

"if you drive on the roads in america stuff like this is just going on around you at all times. so its best to drive a vehicle thats as big as possible to protect yourself and your family. this is something the european mind will never comprehend Dash cam captures the moment a BMW brake checks a slower vehicle in the fast lane https://t.co/cbeHRZWCph Dash cam captures the moment a BMW brake checks a slower vehicle in the fast lane https://t.co/cbeHRZWCph"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:25Z 147.2K followers, 30.1K engagements

"don your spiritual armor https://t.co/zfTEyVvfzs https://t.co/zfTEyVvfzs"
X Link 2026-02-07T14:21Z 147.7K followers, 14.2K engagements

"@Babygravy9 ted kaczynski the most vindicated man in history"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:54Z 147.2K followers, [----] engagements

"it would be so funny to miss playing in the superbowl because you tore your acl and youre not even on a team Bad Bunny hurts his knees mid-performance during his Puerto Rico concert. πŸŽ₯: Rosa Pilates https://t.co/L0qR8DZf6E Bad Bunny hurts his knees mid-performance during his Puerto Rico concert. πŸŽ₯: Rosa Pilates https://t.co/L0qR8DZf6E"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:51Z 147.7K followers, 450.1K engagements

"if jake paul got between me and my wife and child the ensuing bloodbath would have its own wikipedia article Jake Paul is sitting in between the Vice President and Second Lady as they watch a hockey game at the Olympics https://t.co/V27nd1i1z9 Jake Paul is sitting in between the Vice President and Second Lady as they watch a hockey game at the Olympics https://t.co/V27nd1i1z9"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:00Z 147.5K followers, 12.7K engagements

"you shouldnt be allowed to run a country if youre this small. Daniel Kawczynski (parliament's tallest MP) releases a photo of himself with Rishi Sunak (2023) https://t.co/rboviavCrt Daniel Kawczynski (parliament's tallest MP) releases a photo of himself with Rishi Sunak (2023) https://t.co/rboviavCrt"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:29Z 147.6K followers, 24.6K engagements

"i should call her meatloaf football with onion laces for Super Bowl dinner https://t.co/39MNqjtQlZ meatloaf football with onion laces for Super Bowl dinner https://t.co/39MNqjtQlZ"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:09Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements

"during covid i thought about this when countries were threatening to shut down travel. it was all bullshit scare tactics they never did but what i realized was that i would actually be totally fine with never taking a vacation outside of america for the rest of my life Is there a country with more natural beauty than the U.S. https://t.co/8o4bswn8M3 Is there a country with more natural beauty than the U.S. https://t.co/8o4bswn8M3"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:12Z 147.7K followers, 25.2K engagements

"@beaverd you can go as big as 31s on that thing at stock height and they look great. any bigger is just stupid"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:50Z 147.5K followers, 39.4K engagements

"@interstatejuche in my big beautiful goy house with my big beautiful goy wife"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:41Z 147.5K followers, [---] engagements

"i mean it looks PRETTY bad Doesnt look so bad now does it V8 in there and off we go πŸš€ https://t.co/0QeTuKhrmC Doesnt look so bad now does it V8 in there and off we go πŸš€ https://t.co/0QeTuKhrmC"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:20Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements

"has enough time passed that we can all agree this sucked ass"
X Link 2025-02-09T15:20Z 148.2K followers, 8.5M engagements

"therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist"
X Link 2025-11-12T17:48Z 148.2K followers, 7.8M engagements

"lana is the only celebrity whos actually sentient "Jeremy and I have what we call "parking time". We spend a lot of time in the parking lots just reading or talking in the car." - Lana Del Rey on spending time with her husband Jeremy Dufrene https://t.co/xszEc0DW0H "Jeremy and I have what we call "parking time". We spend a lot of time in the parking lots just reading or talking in the car." - Lana Del Rey on spending time with her husband Jeremy Dufrene https://t.co/xszEc0DW0H"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:40Z 148.2K followers, 950K engagements

"looks like shit πŸ‘ Ferrari has revealed the interior of its first EV And it's been designed by the man who created the iPhone πŸ‘€ https://t.co/a8xN3M0Aw6 https://t.co/rJz1WWuDhG Ferrari has revealed the interior of its first EV And it's been designed by the man who created the iPhone πŸ‘€ https://t.co/a8xN3M0Aw6 https://t.co/rJz1WWuDhG"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:10Z 148.2K followers, 106.3K engagements

"so boomers when they first entered the workforce made about $7k-10k a year and by the time they retired were making on average $70k to $100k a year. a 10x in nominal dollars meanwhile millenials are 10-20 years into their working lives and their wages are basically stagnant In [----] an income of $27500 would put you in the top income brackets. The vast majority of Americans made less. The median family income was $10290. Almost no one was getting "$100 per hour" as a norm. https://t.co/AW9Gt14DTD In [----] an income of $27500 would put you in the top income brackets. The vast majority of"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:52Z 148.2K followers, 57.6K engagements

"its wild that lego finally did a literal sesame street set but its marketed towards adults not kids because lego's primary money making demographic now is [--] year old stay at home laptop job soyllenials who have disposable income because they have a dog instead of a kid LEGO: kids wants a MAERSK sustainable shipping boat playset make it 12+ with a pretty box also LEGO: kids actually want this big set 18+ with a black slop box https://t.co/gX9VK7tpdK LEGO: kids wants a MAERSK sustainable shipping boat playset make it 12+ with a pretty box also LEGO: kids actually want this big set 18+ with a"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:59Z 148.2K followers, 43.1K engagements

"someone said i "decanted the zyns" ever since i started importing bulk nicotine pouches ive kept them in a fine crystal bowl on my desk https://t.co/UqgWIbrIIz ever since i started importing bulk nicotine pouches ive kept them in a fine crystal bowl on my desk https://t.co/UqgWIbrIIz"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:07Z 148.2K followers, 61.3K engagements

"trying to get an american to understand a newborn baby: okay think about this in terms of your car This will rile up the Euros: In many American hospitals after giving birth you are not allowed to leave with your baby in your arms you are required to carry your baby in a car seat. https://t.co/0F6ieUdgqP This will rile up the Euros: In many American hospitals after giving birth you are not allowed to leave with your baby in your arms you are required to carry your baby in a car seat. https://t.co/0F6ieUdgqP"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:27Z 148.2K followers, 1.3M engagements

"you guys think this freakish alien lady is hot https://t.co/jGHWjpcjoZ https://t.co/jGHWjpcjoZ"
X Link 2026-01-28T04:58Z 148.2K followers, 2.2M engagements

"one pound of nachos [--] wings four slices of pizza two domestic light beers"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:28Z 148.2K followers, 60K engagements

"half of the family watching bad bunny and lady gaga the other half huddled around an ipad watching turning point usa and im over here in the bathroom trying to jack off as quietly as possible"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:27Z 148.2K followers, 61.9K engagements

"look if it were a "who can make worse music" contest i honestly wouldnt be able to decide Whatever you do today DO NOT share this video showing the difference between the two halftime shows. We wouldn't want to make ourselves look any better than we already do ☺ https://t.co/BFxS2CwV5J Whatever you do today DO NOT share this video showing the difference between the two halftime shows. We wouldn't want to make ourselves look any better than we already do ☺ https://t.co/BFxS2CwV5J"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:19Z 148.2K followers, 23.9K engagements

"i actually started with the microwave skepticism and have just recently arrived at taking magnesium Being a weirdo about your health is a domino effect that starts with taking magnesium supplements and ends with being suspicious of your microwave Being a weirdo about your health is a domino effect that starts with taking magnesium supplements and ends with being suspicious of your microwave"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:40Z 148.2K followers, 23.3K engagements

"yeah lets give them a tax break With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden years. https://t.co/8lZqLjp86A With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden years. https://t.co/8lZqLjp86A"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:50Z 148.2K followers, 230.9K engagements

"television makers until approximately 1953:"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:05Z 148.2K followers, [----] engagements

"one big benefit of work from home is that youre not constantly around coworkers every day making worthless current thing small talk. the absolute worst thing about having to work with other people is having to hear their dog brained normie slop opinions about literally anything"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:13Z 148.2K followers, 194.7K engagements

"i really cant tell what level of irony gen Z is on"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:19Z 148.2K followers, 212.2K engagements

"this might end up being a monkey's paw type thing. sure filtering certain regions might help with engagement slop but at the same time engagement slop often provides fodder for non-sloppers to make jokes about like reclaiming old materials to make beautiful furniture X users will soon have the option to filter their timeline by country. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/N5Sw32Aaj2 X users will soon have the option to filter their timeline by country. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/N5Sw32Aaj2"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:46Z 148.2K followers, [----] engagements

"as a man enters his 30s he develops an appreciation for standardization. for example five years ago i threw out all my mismatched socks and bought [--] pairs of the exact same socks in the exact same color. when i find jeans i like the fit of i buy a few identical pairs. last month i got a shirt i liked so much i went back to the store and bought out their stock of my size just to have in stock when the first one wears out. i wear the same outfit every day like a cartoon character and it imbues me with tremendous power Does anyone have any menswear advice that is normal Like not streetwear"
X Link 2024-01-06T03:58Z 148.1K followers, 2M engagements

"trump has long been a true believer in physiognomy. is it any wonder two of his top confidants fall into the historically obvious archetypes of brute enforcer and scheming vizier"
X Link 2025-02-21T02:18Z 148.1K followers, 1.3M engagements

"why are people nostalgic for shit like this it was slop then and its indistinguishable from the slop we have now. im not particularly nostalgic for big box warehouse stores. im nostalgic for a time when we werent all taking psychic damage from our phones 24/7 slowly fading away https://t.co/FjfK8d0CnT slowly fading away https://t.co/FjfK8d0CnT"
X Link 2025-07-21T01:16Z 147.9K followers, 121.8K engagements

"let me say in no uncertain terms that this looks like absolute dog shit Been about a year since I started turning my apartment into a 1970s time capsule https://t.co/YLZMUYxG6S Been about a year since I started turning my apartment into a 1970s time capsule https://t.co/YLZMUYxG6S"
X Link 2025-11-13T06:43Z 148.1K followers, 68.7K engagements

"i used to be like you a complete and total goy slave whose car didnt end in a vowel. now i drive a toyotA Y is sometimes a vowel so Mercury is sometimes not regular traffic https://t.co/xGcoTg2y2K Y is sometimes a vowel so Mercury is sometimes not regular traffic https://t.co/xGcoTg2y2K"
X Link 2025-11-13T16:44Z 148.1K followers, 19.7K engagements

"i go out of my way to buy things that are made in america. i frequently pay a premium or go vintage in order to do so. i'm aware each of these companies has strengths and flaws. but they're here. and i'm here. that alone makes it worth it and i think you should do this too"
X Link 2025-11-20T20:26Z 147.8K followers, 65.1K engagements

"anyone else notice how much millenial girls love raccoons they call them "trash pandas" and say "thats my spirit animal" as they scurry out of the dumpster domestication is a two way street. raccoon physiognomy is optimizing for us but so too are we optimizing for raccoons A new study has shown that Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication The University of Arkansas found that urban raccoons have smaller snouts a sign of domestication syndrome https://t.co/nyW3V7YsaB A new study has shown that Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication The University of Arkansas found that"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:55Z 148K followers, 22K engagements

"if you make [---] billion dollars you too can have an identical experience to what a retarded broke crypto influencer would put on a credit card at a miami nightclub Jeff Bezos and Lauren Snchez are kicking off the new year in St. Barts. πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/G3fHZKrzRh Jeff Bezos and Lauren Snchez are kicking off the new year in St. Barts. πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/G3fHZKrzRh"
X Link 2025-12-30T14:54Z 148K followers, 716K engagements

"never been a watch guy before. rate my first"
X Link 2025-12-30T23:09Z 148.1K followers, 39K engagements

"what if we took all the pitbulls and unleashed them on the feral hog population not to balance out the ecosystem or anything just to see what happens"
X Link 2026-01-01T15:14Z 147.8K followers, 1.8M engagements

"there comes a time in every crazy ass white boys life when he feels a compulsion to go to japan as strongly as salmon feel they must swim upriver Look at this for a stunner 🍻 [----] (6.70) - Cold Crisp Asahi at Tontake Shinjuku Tokyo https://t.co/npuwYIvRNI Look at this for a stunner 🍻 [----] (6.70) - Cold Crisp Asahi at Tontake Shinjuku Tokyo https://t.co/npuwYIvRNI"
X Link 2026-01-15T05:51Z 148K followers, 1.4M engagements

"the government can and will shut off your car remotely if you misbehave. this is why driving an old shitbox is more important now than ever BREAKING: [--] House Republicans join almost all Democrats to ensure the government can shut off future cars whenever it wants per Rep. Keith Self. https://t.co/1n0HuRpVh0 BREAKING: [--] House Republicans join almost all Democrats to ensure the government can shut off future cars whenever it wants per Rep. Keith Self. https://t.co/1n0HuRpVh0"
X Link 2026-01-24T01:33Z 147.9K followers, 1.1M engagements

"fake news. this is a mislabeled video of me buying a normal amount of milk for my three humongous sons"
X Link 2026-01-24T15:34Z 147.9K followers, 12.3K engagements

"a free piano is one of the most expensive things youll ever buy They don't want you to know this but Pianos are free https://t.co/MDBlR8d0Z4 They don't want you to know this but Pianos are free https://t.co/MDBlR8d0Z4"
X Link 2026-01-25T15:38Z 148K followers, 15.7M engagements

"i know everyone is talking about rainbow fish but the weirdest childrens book ive ever seen is a german one called max and moritz in which an angry baker puts two kids in an oven and bakes them into loaves of bread which is just about the most german thing ive ever heard"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:53Z 148.1K followers, 63.9K engagements

"food reddit needs to be quarantined"
X Link 2026-01-30T13:48Z 147.8K followers, 27.8K engagements

"incredible things are happening on italian twitter The people ask me for a tutorial to make stovetop espresso. So I make you this video. Buongiorno amici. https://t.co/FzT5phqKim The people ask me for a tutorial to make stovetop espresso. So I make you this video. Buongiorno amici. https://t.co/FzT5phqKim"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:44Z 147.8K followers, 39.4K engagements

"incredible things are happening once more in japan"
X Link 2026-02-01T14:21Z 147.8K followers, 92.4K engagements

"look i think its highly unlikely that Epstein is still alive and that they swapped him out for a body double but can you imagine for a second if he WAS still alive this whole time watching those instagram videos of him with diddy and charlie kirk in agartha 🚨Epstein Files THIS IS HUGE. The individual who anonymously posted on 4Chan the morning of Epsteins death August [--] [----] claiming he witnessed weird happenings at the prison before Epsteins death has been identified in the Epstein files. Roberto Grijalva an officer at https://t.co/XdLqQQWaVe 🚨Epstein Files THIS IS HUGE. The individual"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:47Z 148K followers, 249.1K engagements

"the thing with humor is that you either believe there are no sacred cows in comedy or you believe that there are sacred cows. and if you do believe that there are sacred cows you can never truly be funny because believing in sacred cows is spiritually indian"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:56Z 147.9K followers, 74.3K engagements

"the greeks and romans built statues honoring the gods. zeus. athena. apollo. saturn. the modern day equivalent is agartha tony stark iron man hyperborea charlie kirk p diddy jeffrey epstein tiktoks Perfection. https://t.co/u4EhF3twQi Perfection. https://t.co/u4EhF3twQi"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:52Z 148K followers, 26.6K engagements

"it would be an absolute tragedy if your dad had to sell his $1.5 million dollar house to buy something smaller to live in as a retiree. it would be awful if this caused sell pressure lowering house prices for the young working families whose taxes pay your dads social security. My dad is [--] and lives on social security. Hes lived in the same house since [----]. Its been paid off for two decades.Yet he owes $8k in property taxes or the state of Colorado will take his home. This is criminal. @GovofCO https://t.co/04ruBHJrbz My dad is [--] and lives on social security. Hes lived in the same house"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:12Z 148K followers, 863.6K engagements

"the constant churn of algorithm slop plus the draw of ad revenue has given rise to these types of culinary eldritch abomination videos. clips like this are all over facebook and theyre oneshotting turbo normies all day long. you cant bear to watch but you cant look away. The type of shit my wife does with the grill when I'm at work https://t.co/IRj9xFgeqe The type of shit my wife does with the grill when I'm at work https://t.co/IRj9xFgeqe"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:02Z 148.1K followers, 98.7K engagements

"i think that in order to enjoy diet coke you have to have been innoculated against the gross artificial sweetener flavor from a young age. but if you grew up having only had regular coke and not diet then diet coke is disgusting to you but coke zero is quite good and tolerable I honestly do not know the difference between these two drinks and Im too afraid to ask at this point. I prefer coke zero btw https://t.co/FiAmo81k1Q I honestly do not know the difference between these two drinks and Im too afraid to ask at this point. I prefer coke zero btw https://t.co/FiAmo81k1Q"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:54Z 148K followers, 1.1M engagements

"returned my ram that i got for $90 that now sells for $500. i just wanted amazon to have the chance to sell it again at [--] times the price. theyve done so much for me"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:23Z 147.9K followers, 698.6K engagements

"pro seed oil people are always like "experts and scientists said they were okay" and then you see videos of what seed oil maxxers look like This video would put RFK Jr into a coma. I have never in my life seen someone pour copious amounts of seed oil into gravy. This is unhinged. https://t.co/5xYO3e8AN3 This video would put RFK Jr into a coma. I have never in my life seen someone pour copious amounts of seed oil into gravy. This is unhinged. https://t.co/5xYO3e8AN3"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:35Z 147.9K followers, 56.5K engagements

"turns out if you use completely fake and wrong data you can make a graph that doesnt mean anything and is completely misleading No correlation between seed oils / vegetable oils and obesity. https://t.co/1hb93C2Pz9 No correlation between seed oils / vegetable oils and obesity. https://t.co/1hb93C2Pz9"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:21Z 147.8K followers, 46.4K engagements

"imagine being a grocery store employee making shit pay and ten cents of every dollar you make is confiscated from you immediately before it ever hits your bank account and is transferred to boomers and older people and then one of them just fucking mows you down with their car Newly released dashcam video shows the shocking moment a 92-year-old driver slammed into a Westwood grocery store killing two employees and a customer and injuring others inside the bakery after striking a bicyclist about a block away authorities said. Full Story: https://t.co/NcMUXNgE2D Newly released dashcam video"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:21Z 147.9K followers, 181.3K engagements

"this is the "bad bunny" you guys have been talking about This is the real reason all the MAGA men feel threatened by Bad Bunny https://t.co/ACngvpH9vH This is the real reason all the MAGA men feel threatened by Bad Bunny https://t.co/ACngvpH9vH"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:55Z 148K followers, [----] engagements

"it was so nice of ellen degeneres to stand in for the lead singer of green day for the super bowl"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:05Z 148.1K followers, 11.5K engagements

"im mutuals with all these guys Im not watching that Bad Bunny half time show Ill tell you that. My family will be changing the channel. https://t.co/N4pEdYgQN5 Im not watching that Bad Bunny half time show Ill tell you that. My family will be changing the channel. https://t.co/N4pEdYgQN5"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:41Z 147.9K followers, 30.5K engagements

"i dont know anything about skiing. is this bad U.S. ski star Lindsey Vonn was injured in a crash during the Winter Olympics and was airlifted by helicopter to a medical facility. https://t.co/g4KrageW1q U.S. ski star Lindsey Vonn was injured in a crash during the Winter Olympics and was airlifted by helicopter to a medical facility. https://t.co/g4KrageW1q"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:57Z 148K followers, 16.8K engagements

"when i was a kid and i found something cool i shut up about it and quietly kept it because im not an idiot No need for coffee just look at this pic https://t.co/pbdN0JYqmG No need for coffee just look at this pic https://t.co/pbdN0JYqmG"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:54Z 147.8K followers, 104K engagements

"The Old Gods Are Waking NEW: Japan restarts world's biggest nuclear plant operator says NEW: Japan restarts world's biggest nuclear plant operator says"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:18Z 148.1K followers, 84.8K engagements

"@BannedInFrance lot of institutional money to soak up inventory"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:04Z 147.8K followers, [----] engagements

"its wild how everyone hates tax breaks for well-off retired boomers except for boomers themselves. reddit urbanists trad homesteaders hicklibs groypers all hate it. boomer-pandering politicians are accidentally assembling the most eclectic anti boomer coalition of all time With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden years. https://t.co/8lZqLjp86A With property taxes going up year after year Michigan seniors deserve stability. Theyve worked hard and earned the right to relief in their golden"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:27Z 148.1K followers, 26.4K engagements

"i mean sometimes they landed We used to land shuttles on runways from outer space. https://t.co/Ak1gqCcRMc We used to land shuttles on runways from outer space. https://t.co/Ak1gqCcRMc"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:13Z 148.1K followers, [----] engagements

"i still cant believe this happened. ive seen it a thousand times and its still one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life"
X Link 2025-10-01T19:17Z 148.2K followers, 11.1M engagements

"literally every year of my life has been better than the last. i only ever look backwards to be glad to have lived the past not to lament it. this sort of demoralization slop is pathetic men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu"
X Link 2026-02-07T14:39Z 148.2K followers, 246.8K engagements

"i dont know what "frame mogging" or "jester gooning" or "looks maxxing" are. im more concerned with "husband mogging" "wife appreciating" and "good friend maxxing""
X Link 2026-02-08T22:19Z 148.2K followers, [----] engagements

"baby boomers when they figure out another way they can vote themselves free money at the expense of the working class: Im proposing property tax relief for [------] seniors saving households an average of $345 a year by refunding approximately 10% of their property taxes. That's money back in their pockets to pay bills and put food on the table. Im proposing property tax relief for [------] seniors saving households an average of $345 a year by refunding approximately 10% of their property taxes. That's money back in their pockets to pay bills and put food on the table"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:27Z 148.2K followers, 35.5K engagements

"i know people who still live like this https://t.co/4FCkyShn16 https://t.co/4FCkyShn16"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:53Z 148.2K followers, 272K engagements

"the real reason gen Z doesnt drink is that they took one look at millenial epic beer culture and what it does to your body and it was so utterly catastrophic for the image of drinking as an activity that zoomers all decided to become sober celibate looks maxxers Gen-Z is done with booze. πŸ₯² https://t.co/vL4SnpgNZQ Gen-Z is done with booze. πŸ₯² https://t.co/vL4SnpgNZQ"
X Link 2026-01-28T15:11Z 148.2K followers, 1.5M engagements

""hey you like that cool car we used to make well how about this new SUV-slop that has absolutely nothing to do with that classic car you like youll buy it piggy and you'll finance it at a high interest rate too. fuck you" Buick uses Kendricks "tv off" for their new commercial πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾 Got the Buick with the tv on πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ https://t.co/hGHq8ASbXg Buick uses Kendricks "tv off" for their new commercial πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾 Got the Buick with the tv on πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ https://t.co/hGHq8ASbXg"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:27Z 148.2K followers, 186K engagements

"wait a second is the country of india sending their normal olympic athletes to the special olympics to pretend to be handicapped in order to win medals counterpoint https://t.co/VO5dVjZEfz counterpoint https://t.co/VO5dVjZEfz"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:01Z 148.2K followers, 963.7K engagements

"imagine being [--] years old in the year [----] and finding out that youre part of the permanent underclass because your libtard parents didnt want to open an account that said "trump" on it The IRS document to get a Trump Account is Form [----]. #MAGA https://t.co/WeFPiqou0I The IRS document to get a Trump Account is Form [----]. #MAGA https://t.co/WeFPiqou0I"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:04Z 148.2K followers, 1M engagements

"its wild how sears was poised at the turn of the millenium to become the number one online retailer in the world bigger than amazon. they had the infrastructure. they had the logistics. they had the advertising. and then they just.didnt do that https://t.co/hWIe54MZRl https://t.co/hWIe54MZRl"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:23Z 148.2K followers, 1.9M engagements

"we like to think that we live vastly differently than the feudal serfs of the middle ages. but even the hooded tunics preferred by the working class remain essentially unchanged for a thousand years. we are all part of the permanent underclass. always have been always will be"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:26Z 148.2K followers, 223K engagements

"pwease have babies someome needs to pay the boomer geld France is sending letters to all 29-year-olds urging them to have children or freeze their eggs before its too late as part of a plan to tackle falling birth rates and infertility. https://t.co/20g4eCYMAZ France is sending letters to all 29-year-olds urging them to have children or freeze their eggs before its too late as part of a plan to tackle falling birth rates and infertility. https://t.co/20g4eCYMAZ"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:27Z 148.2K followers, 215.4K engagements

"this audi will go like 50k miles before it needs a $10000 service meanwhile toyota accomplishes the same thing in a v6 with less timing chains and you can run it without oil for [------] miles German engineering at its finest A look inside the engine of an Audi [---] v6. https://t.co/5LnPjzksdu German engineering at its finest A look inside the engine of an Audi [---] v6. https://t.co/5LnPjzksdu"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:13Z 148.2K followers, 822.2K engagements

"me when someone tells me a mid girl with bpd and doodle tattos and [----] eyeliner is at the top of that hill This man has completed a Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis. Actually insane. https://t.co/b6LJF4UefL This man has completed a Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis. Actually insane. https://t.co/b6LJF4UefL"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:24Z 148.2K followers, 16.2K engagements

"the slop posting on this website is insane. no these people are not native arabic speakers who have been in appalachia for a hundred years. these are arabic speaking diplomats doing a skit Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian migrants who came to the US over a century ago. They speak--I kid you not--a fluent hillbilly dialect of Arabic. And it's gorgeous. God bless America. https://t.co/dalytRIk1e Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:45Z 148.2K followers, 36.2K engagements

"young people: something please anything we are dying nancy mace: you can write off the interest on your boat they said the perfect tax policy couldn't exist. https://t.co/oqaNaZJI47 they said the perfect tax policy couldn't exist. https://t.co/oqaNaZJI47"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:13Z 148.2K followers, 61.9K engagements

"this is happening to me at work tomorrow https://t.co/MezJYMo6Is https://t.co/MezJYMo6Is"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:44Z 148.2K followers, 49.9K engagements

"instagram is just completely saturated with this type of normie slop now"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:48Z 148.2K followers, 23.9K engagements

"without the landscaping its just a tiny brick bungalow. probably [---] square feet. would you live in this Oh my Godddddddd https://t.co/ZHhlIiHBfa Oh my Godddddddd https://t.co/ZHhlIiHBfa"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:57Z 148.2K followers, 68K engagements

"incredible how the doritos corporation is able to distill down the essence of china's entire culture into a single flavored chip just as they did for america with "cool ranch" Ok but why https://t.co/WoHxRwuT5g Ok but why https://t.co/WoHxRwuT5g"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:22Z 148.2K followers, 72.9K engagements

"in my mind the guy getting chased ran back into the jungle to chill and bide his time and his ancestors got a small business loan but the two guys chasing him that stayed on the beach absolutely slaughtered and obliterated by smallpox and muskets"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:37Z 148.2K followers, 14.5K engagements

"theyre going to deport anyone who cant sing this from memory. which is an immigration policy that is surprisingly inclusive"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:09Z 148.2K followers, 22.3K engagements

"breaking bad had an entire character arc dedicated to a guy who was this annoying about making coffee and it ended with him getting shot in the fucking face"
X Link 2023-09-18T21:41Z 148.1K followers, 11M engagements

"the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times"
X Link 2024-01-08T22:55Z 148.1K followers, 3.4M engagements

"im watching criminal minds and george costanza just showed up in the most insane hair job ive ever seen"
X Link 2024-06-19T18:55Z 148.1K followers, 7.5M engagements

"the european mind cannot comprehend this"
X Link 2024-09-01T19:39Z 148.1K followers, 5.3M engagements

"incredible things are happening in japan"
X Link 2024-09-27T14:58Z 148.1K followers, 7.4M engagements

"absolutely horrible. are there any other videos of other angles of this i want to make sure i avoid them This is the music industry now. Doja Cat gives a strip show while performing. https://t.co/XrRCjf7RBW This is the music industry now. Doja Cat gives a strip show while performing. https://t.co/XrRCjf7RBW"
X Link 2024-10-19T19:55Z 148.1K followers, 82M engagements

"I NEED [--] LARGE FRIES ON THE DOUBLE coming right up no need to shout weve got it all under control see they never touch the human hand"
X Link 2024-10-21T01:31Z 148.1K followers, 4.8M engagements

"BREAKING: Police have released images of the two suspects"
X Link 2025-01-01T22:12Z 148.1K followers, 14.8M engagements

"this is getting out of control"
X Link 2025-01-21T01:25Z 148.1K followers, 4.5M engagements

"the entire country of japan basically just got oneshotted by steely dan one day [--] years ago and it rules Masayoshi Takanaka is one of the best guitar players on earth https://t.co/UgPVd7Y2Dd Masayoshi Takanaka is one of the best guitar players on earth https://t.co/UgPVd7Y2Dd"
X Link 2025-01-23T16:03Z 148.1K followers, 4.8M engagements

"i hate to break it to you guys but the smear campaign against duckfacing in the late 00s/10s is why girls dont make faces like this anymore 🧡hayley williams grr face (a thread) https://t.co/vVRGhJsxyp 🧡hayley williams grr face (a thread) https://t.co/vVRGhJsxyp"
X Link 2025-01-25T22:39Z 148.1K followers, 5.2M engagements

"this basically covers the entire gamut of gen z girl archetypes that you see out on the street now. every girl born after [--] can be sorted into one of these three categories without exception https://t.co/fkKj8gNRNs https://t.co/fkKj8gNRNs"
X Link 2025-02-04T19:08Z 148.1K followers, 12.4M engagements

"hooters isnt going out of business because nobody is horny anymore zoomers are just horny for different things. if the hooters girls ditched the 90s beer commercial look and instead embraced a mommy gf vibe hooters earnings would 10x overnight Hooters to declare bankruptcy. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/iSZmUdruvM Hooters to declare bankruptcy. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/iSZmUdruvM"
X Link 2025-02-21T21:41Z 148.1K followers, 16.5M engagements

"twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war [--] is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes"
X Link 2025-03-04T05:37Z 148.1K followers, 15.4M engagements

"wife packed me a lunch for friday"
X Link 2025-04-04T13:19Z 148.1K followers, 5.1M engagements

""how to do taxes" "what is a W2" "how bad is it if i dont do taxes""
X Link 2025-04-15T16:51Z 148.1K followers, 10.2M engagements

"what are the pigs even honking at it sure aint them B cups hey men and they are pigs 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/17XX9tNdAW hey men and they are pigs 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/17XX9tNdAW"
X Link 2025-06-09T02:14Z 148.1K followers, 14.9M engagements

"there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch. What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS"
X Link 2025-07-19T00:39Z 148.1K followers, 23.2M engagements

"if you have "organ donor" on your drivers license and youre in an accident the hospital will let you die or outright kill you to make money off harvesting your organs What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart https://t.co/BJga4nrjRS"
X Link 2025-07-21T03:39Z 148.1K followers, 22.9M engagements

"how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time"
X Link 2025-08-06T19:50Z 148.2K followers, 18.2M engagements

"i swear normies are another fucking species dude"
X Link 2025-08-07T14:56Z 148.1K followers, 7.6M engagements

"baby boomers lived life on easy mode and think you should just work harder built in [----] sold originally for $8000 for sale today and the asking price is $1.1M https://t.co/8CPayEnOdP built in [----] sold originally for $8000 for sale today and the asking price is $1.1M https://t.co/8CPayEnOdP"
X Link 2025-08-14T23:13Z 148.1K followers, 28.1M engagements

"this is still the highlight of the 2020s decade for me the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times https://t.co/fzlH34jtB1 the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times https://t.co/fzlH34jtB1"
X Link 2025-08-17T15:49Z 148.1K followers, 3.5M engagements

"how do you even defend against this Form a Macedonian Phalanx with [---] of my absolute boys https://t.co/OmfHPZlvs9 Form a Macedonian Phalanx with [---] of my absolute boys https://t.co/OmfHPZlvs9"
X Link 2025-08-18T19:32Z 148.1K followers, 22.3M engagements

"baby boomers on facebook are just getting absolutely annihilated by ai slop. eventually big tech is going to cut out the middle man and plug the boomers directly into a VR slopworld to live out the rest of their days"
X Link 2025-08-22T16:59Z 148.1K followers, 1M engagements

"this is so sad. this guy used to give genuine financial advice. now hes pivoting to slop becoming a ripoff of that other show where they interview prostitutes. being a content creator is such a faustian bargain you either burn out a lolcow or end up a slave to the slopgorithm"
X Link 2025-08-24T21:50Z 148.1K followers, 235.1K engagements

"if you dont understand this you probably have never been to an actual job site"
X Link 2025-09-01T04:00Z 148.1K followers, 2.6M engagements

"no kitten the fitbit stays on https://t.co/0VVuuRvYw3 https://t.co/0VVuuRvYw3"
X Link 2025-09-06T21:08Z 148.1K followers, 5M engagements

"before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops Marco Rubio and Mike Huckabee prayed at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem alongside Prime Minister Netanyahu. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/mEz9RlfCtb Marco Rubio and Mike Huckabee prayed at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem alongside Prime Minister Netanyahu. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/mEz9RlfCtb"
X Link 2025-09-15T15:49Z 148.2K followers, 5.8M engagements

"i do speak spanish. he sounds like he has down syndrome Bad Bunny: "Learn Spanish" if you want to understand my Super Bowl halftime show https://t.co/9tj5gCUIl9 Bad Bunny: "Learn Spanish" if you want to understand my Super Bowl halftime show https://t.co/9tj5gCUIl9"
X Link 2025-10-05T20:56Z 148.1K followers, 2.4M engagements

"some of you have never had the experience of meeting and falling in love with someone whose pheromones are so compatible with yours that the two of you are borderline intoxicating to each other to the point that entire continents and armies couldnt keep you apart and it shows. Y'ALL REALLY WANNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE SEX WITH THE SAME PERSON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE https://t.co/Itk7u20Kbm Y'ALL REALLY WANNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE SEX WITH THE SAME PERSON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE https://t.co/Itk7u20Kbm"
X Link 2025-10-06T15:08Z 148.1K followers, 4.3M engagements

"these anorexic hoes got leopard print inside and out healthy colon VS colon after lax abuse (melanosis coli) https://t.co/SvRdYPmaYz healthy colon VS colon after lax abuse (melanosis coli) https://t.co/SvRdYPmaYz"
X Link 2025-10-23T01:59Z 148.1K followers, 9.6M engagements

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