[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @uncledoomer doomer doomer posts on X about gonna, money, women, coded the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX +58% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +8.10% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +20% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +135% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/posts_active)  - X Week XXX +14% - X Month XXX +18% - X Months XXXXX +45% - X Year XXXXX +91% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +1.80% - X Month XXXXXX +3.80% - X Months XXXXXX +29% - X Year XXXXXX +74% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/influence) --- **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) XXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) #470 [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians) XXXX% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [gonna](/topic/gonna) 3.83%, [money](/topic/money) #4064, [women](/topic/women) #2079, [coded](/topic/coded) #126, [sydney sweeney](/topic/sydney-sweeney) #14, [sydney](/topic/sydney) #26, [tea app](/topic/tea-app) #117, [told](/topic/told) 1.09%, [selfie](/topic/selfie) 1.09%, [tiktok](/topic/tiktok) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@nsfoperative](/creator/undefined) [@floki_vt](/creator/undefined) [@braveheartquill](/creator/undefined) [@redwingspheonix](/creator/undefined) [@growing_daniel](/creator/undefined) [@burtrock69](/creator/undefined) [@skilosrising](/creator/undefined) [@belmountmrt](/creator/undefined) [@grasseater5489](/creator/undefined) [@bannednotice](/creator/undefined) [@papapetro](/creator/undefined) [@sotanat1858](/creator/undefined) [@hereticartwork](/creator/undefined) [@bonobobob_](/creator/undefined) [@stoicinmn](/creator/undefined) [@jedoubler](/creator/undefined) [@william_sh36802](/creator/undefined) [@_asmodai](/creator/undefined) [@maynotbejoking](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)](/topic/$pep) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "our grandfathers would see maybe one woman this hot in a lifetime and paint her on the side of a plane and carpet bomb the shit out of each other. you see a dozen stepsisters stuck in dryers hotter than her before breakfast and wonder why nobody wants to die in a trench anymore"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942596183253475400) 2025-07-08 14:46:36 UTC 99.4K followers, 3.1M engagements "how it feels to charge your phone off your macbook pro"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1937292071259574324) 2025-06-23 23:29:57 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.9M engagements "@SkilosRising why would cigarette companies want their customers to get lung cancer and die"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946370029345186034) 2025-07-19 00:42:31 UTC 99.4K followers, 805.1K engagements "is the secret to happiness harmonizing with your boys"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1904293970286366973) 2025-03-24 22:07:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.5M engagements "oil is actually a renewable resource. its literally just hydrogen and carbon and it is constantly being formed under the surface of the earth. the misnomer "fossil fuel" was promoted in the 1900s to make you think of dinosaurs. but biotic oil comes mostly from plants"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948231500995957056) 2025-07-24 03:59:20 UTC 99.4K followers, 5.1M engagements "oh wow. so youre telling me its evolutionarily advantageous to eat the most plentiful creature by mass on the planet youre just telling me for the first time"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946723083038917023) 2025-07-20 00:05:26 UTC 99.3K followers, 168.3K engagements "i mean women write letters to serial killers in prison so if anything this is just gonna gamify dating like when you roll a full evil character on a playthrough of a bethesda rpg"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948405382893720052) 2025-07-24 15:30:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 11K engagements "i get the vibe that theres an entire segment of the population that treats a car loan as a rental where if they ever cant afford it or decide they dont want it they just stop paying and let it get repo'd. how did this happen who convinced young people that this is how it works"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1914380133722677491) 2025-04-21 18:06:05 UTC 99.4K followers, 80K engagements "youre gonna combine that all and fry it in a pan to make a meatball right"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948152562919620755) 2025-07-23 22:45:40 UTC 99.4K followers, 8737 engagements "yeah you fucking retard thats how borrowing money works"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944032414327796064) 2025-07-12 13:53:40 UTC 99.4K followers, 158.4K engagements "gen Z is the most locked in generation weve seen in decades. millenials and gen X were notorious for their inability to lock in. so what is it about gen Z or their environment that has forced them to become stone cold killas"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1934725637014516087) 2025-06-16 21:31:51 UTC 99.4K followers, 335.5K engagements "there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946369342670590296) 2025-07-19 00:39:47 UTC 99.4K followers, 23.1M engagements "little known fact they didnt actually mutate a gene that gives them greater lung capacity because it is useful for survival at high altitudes they did it to take bigger rips off darts"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947861369304334414) 2025-07-23 03:28:34 UTC 99.3K followers, 60.4K engagements "if you have "organ donor" on your drivers license and youre in an accident the hospital will let you die or outright kill you to make money off harvesting your organs"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947139338761806129) 2025-07-21 03:39:29 UTC 99.4K followers, 21.8M engagements "I have only three things to say; God bless our troops; God bless America; And gentlemen; start your engines"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1941184155410436246) 2025-07-04 17:15:42 UTC 99.4K followers, 47.1K engagements "this must be a rare exception. theres no way that government bureaucrats are wrong about literally every single thing that we put into our bodies"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944504171199365595) 2025-07-13 21:08:16 UTC 99.4K followers, 43.3K engagements "are we all posting and bragging about our cattle scores"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946295618554429766) 2025-07-18 19:46:50 UTC 99.4K followers, 321.7K engagements "i have been asked to expound upon this tag yourself. think long and hard about it"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936120639175159812) 2025-06-20 17:55:06 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.4M engagements "thats what a brand new one costs. i refuse to believe someone is that stupid. this has to be a money laundering scheme"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947727714992931056) 2025-07-22 18:37:28 UTC 99.4K followers, 45K engagements "me before and after dating a girl from new jersey"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1941121574880596476) 2025-07-04 13:07:02 UTC 99.4K followers, 823.2K engagements "why does this guy look like hes about to open a shop in my town that sells items that fulfill the townspeoples deepest darkest desires but come at a terrible cost"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947293871412523182) 2025-07-21 13:53:32 UTC 99.4K followers, 1M engagements "i think this story is completely made up to be honest"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947865359861588203) 2025-07-23 03:44:26 UTC 99.3K followers, 12.4K engagements "@SkilosRising same thing with shampoo addicts"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946374035677348096) 2025-07-19 00:58:26 UTC 99.3K followers, 180.7K engagements "nobody just eats tinned fish anymore they have to make it a whole thing"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948759716529598834) 2025-07-25 14:58:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 9132 engagements "@hnastay the side says 8mg of nicotine so theyre only slightly stronger than a regular zyn"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945600608775344287) 2025-07-16 21:45:07 UTC 99.4K followers, 11.4K engagements "so the japanese heard jazz fusion for the first time in like 1975 and they absolutely cooked with it for the next XX years. italians got a hold of tomatos XXX years ago and they worked that shit to its absolute civilizational pinnacle. sometimes you just find your niche"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947646490135998667) 2025-07-22 13:14:43 UTC 99.4K followers, 299.8K engagements "the united states strategic airlift capabilities include the ability to stage a forward operating burger king and deliver a XX ton payload of pepsi products in any combat theatre on earth within XX hours"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948224869121823018) 2025-07-24 03:32:59 UTC 99.4K followers, 7263 engagements "@LegallyIronic might be sodium lauryl sulfate but its probably more complicated than that"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946377087654281330) 2025-07-19 01:10:34 UTC 99.4K followers, 752.4K engagements "what's a post that you saw that completely changed the trajectory of your life"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948732568670536010) 2025-07-25 13:10:24 UTC 99.4K followers, 519.8K engagements ""how to do taxes" "what is a W2" "how bad is it if i dont do taxes""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1912186961038565439) 2025-04-15 16:51:12 UTC 99.4K followers, 10.1M engagements "what if the real reason gen Z doesnt drink is because they saw how millenials' craft beer obsession turned them all into soft soy gutted fat redditors and they dont want that for themselves so they avoid beer like the plague"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1929300919423791196) 2025-06-01 22:15:58 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.3M engagements "men see sydney sweeney as infinitely more attainable than sabrina for the same reason social media makes us retarded. your brain has a hard coded render limit: the dunbar number. sabrina is too hyperreal. sydney still just kinda looks like the hottest peasant girl in your village"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942597918046716401) 2025-07-08 14:53:30 UTC 99.4K followers, 285.3K engagements "how it feels the morning after X beers in your 30s"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944440705490776315) 2025-07-13 16:56:04 UTC 99.4K followers, 680.5K engagements "oh wow a little worm decided that cherry was delicious and fresh enough to snack on. there are nature's miracles all around us and you recoil in horror because you have darkness in your soul"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945817543135940615) 2025-07-17 12:07:08 UTC 99.4K followers, 40.9K engagements "birds in the entrance to costco (they were not allowed into the main store because they do not have a membership)"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945560971822485678) 2025-07-16 19:07:37 UTC 99.3K followers, 12.7K engagements "dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936567702879121750) 2025-06-21 23:31:34 UTC 99.4K followers, 11.1M engagements "mixing guiness with monster. you dont see that too much anymore"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945501745318101335) 2025-07-16 15:12:16 UTC 99.3K followers, 18.7K engagements "@Blackfingers63 B18 the spiritual ancestor of the toyota 22R"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948846059351871563) 2025-07-25 20:41:23 UTC 99.4K followers, XX engagements "@Shillverstein every company that makes shampoo is also heavily invested in other cosmetics and pharmaceuticals"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946381386878697945) 2025-07-19 01:27:39 UTC 99.4K followers, 751.7K engagements "this freakish woman and her horrifying facial expressions are an example of what ive been calling "narcissus syndrome" where tiktok and other short form selfie video platforms are giving people crippling self image complexes from staring into their own faces all day long"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946328891166970268) 2025-07-18 21:59:03 UTC 99.4K followers, 165K engagements "why is everybody suddenly pretending "good genes" is about eugenics when it very obviously means "big huge breasts""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949180265693098078) 2025-07-26 18:49:24 UTC 99.4K followers, 760.8K engagements "only two users on the dating gossip app in all of manhattan and brooklyn. absolutely crazy. the sole arbiters of the most competitive dating scene on the face of the planet. like giving them the nuclear codes"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948829847280554212) 2025-07-25 19:36:57 UTC 99.4K followers, 156K engagements "if youve used any of these sites you should probably be ground into a paste and served to livestock"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1941495594431967273) 2025-07-05 13:53:15 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.4M engagements "what are the pigs even honking at it sure aint them B cups"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1931897562669125694) 2025-06-09 02:14:06 UTC 99.4K followers, 14.8M engagements "in retrospect maybe food with this caloric density being available at such stunningly low prices was a civilizationally historic aberration a relic of the dying american century never to return"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942633782009553293) 2025-07-08 17:16:00 UTC 99.4K followers, 795K engagements "shit my bad i thought this was anthony bourdain. trying to delete it"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948954711949791429) 2025-07-26 03:53:07 UTC 99.4K followers, 4395 engagements "its crazy how quickly the dominant generational cohort switched from boomers to millenials totally skipping gen X and dwarfing gen Z. marketing is gonna be millenial coded forever. you best be ready to hear tame impala and MGMT while youre grocery shopping for the next XX years"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944749631713501363) 2025-07-14 13:23:38 UTC 99.4K followers, 412.8K engagements "i ordered bootleg zyns from sweden and this is the tin they came in. are you fucking kidding me"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945595022100910087) 2025-07-16 21:22:55 UTC 99.4K followers, 632.7K engagements "oh wait haha this one isnt a conspiracy theory its real. dont be an organ donor. if you do die the hospital can ask your family for your organs anyway"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947139842439041167) 2025-07-21 03:41:29 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.1M engagements "if i drove X minutes in the UK they would execute me"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945541925890617704) 2025-07-16 17:51:56 UTC 99.4K followers, 5.8M engagements "women actually hate when you do this to them"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1935926736962593142) 2025-06-20 05:04:36 UTC 99.4K followers, 670.3K engagements "nothing more insufferable than someone who doesnt drink coffee and who feels the need to remind you that they dont drink coffee on a regular basis"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946190086623654187) 2025-07-18 12:47:29 UTC 99.4K followers, 58.2K engagements "@chrisorzy yes i have sources to back it up. source: i know it in my heart to be true because i have good intuition about these things"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946376446533910698) 2025-07-19 01:08:01 UTC 99.4K followers, 559K engagements "every "so and so reacts to xyz for first time" is a minstrel show being put on for views. it is the lowest form of slop imaginable. if you waste any of your time consuming this content they should put you in the pod from the matrix and use your ass as a X volt battery forever"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946375610277724457) 2025-07-19 01:04:42 UTC 99.4K followers, 222.1K engagements "@JustinHaase18 @redactedrain if shes downs im down"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948772137533087801) 2025-07-25 15:47:38 UTC 99.4K followers, XX engagements "buying a $50000 robot to get a $XX car wash"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947282472439271713) 2025-07-21 13:08:14 UTC 99.4K followers, 89.4K engagements "i was under the impression from dating app discourse that this actually seldom happens to fishermen"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947859052249419844) 2025-07-23 03:19:22 UTC 99.4K followers, 122K engagements "i think this is a great product for when youre alone in your house with your wife and your kid is taking his first steps. but if we are face to face out in public and i see you wearing these im taking them off your face and smashing them into pieces"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948151833479860629) 2025-07-23 22:42:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 36K engagements "you wouldnt be able to make it X minutes here without looking at your phone"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948035481922359582) 2025-07-23 15:00:26 UTC 99.4K followers, 315.8K engagements "while were at it with the dire wolves theres another extinct animal that we should bring back:"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1911417040222532004) 2025-04-13 13:51:49 UTC 99.4K followers, 291.9K engagements "billions of people are gonna have to die man"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945122752790139195) 2025-07-15 14:06:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 332.8K engagements ""someday all of this will be sold to blackrock""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936113243983876135) 2025-06-20 17:25:43 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.6M engagements "baby boomers married and divorced three of these by age XX and you are XX living in an apartment with a situationship"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947485012703801574) 2025-07-22 02:33:04 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.5M engagements ""so then get this after the AI calls itself 'mechahitler' and threatens to rape will stancil the government announces that THATS the AI that its gonna use to decide who gets hit with a drone strike""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944933111814611062) 2025-07-15 01:32:43 UTC 99.4K followers, 67.8K engagements "sending this picture to my head of Human Resources with "this could be us""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946745994294485152) 2025-07-20 01:36:28 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.7M engagements "i once showed a pic of sydney sweeney to some 19-20yo zoomers i work with when we were shooting the shit about who the hottest famous chicks are. they were ambivalent about sweeney and started showing me pictures of E girls and dua lipa. is sydney sweeney millenial boomerslop"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944124887422971932) 2025-07-12 20:01:07 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.1M engagements "every time one of these posts comes up where it cost someone more to cook than to go out to eat it turns out that they had to buy a bunch of spices and ingredients they didnt have before used XXXX% of the container and counted the whole price towards the cost of the meal"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948176745565167843) 2025-07-24 00:21:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 4.7M engagements "im sorry you work at the DoD and you spend your spare time on the internet doing WHAT"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948809776348946865) 2025-07-25 18:17:12 UTC 99.4K followers, 11.9K engagements "a huge number of wisdom teeth removals are unnecessary. only a small percentage of wisdom teeth actually pose a health risk. if theyre coming in straight they might be sore but they dont need to be removed. dentists rip perfectly healthy teeth out of your mouth to make money"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947738437706039757) 2025-07-22 19:20:05 UTC 99.4K followers, 78.1K engagements "this might not be the case for everyone but theres songs ive listened to for years seen them live own the CD 1000 plays on streaming and i dont know the words. i just dont care about the words. i listen for the vibes. its called being immune to brainwashing. try it sometime"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947736093295841723) 2025-07-22 19:10:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 41.7K engagements ""greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies the other tells only truth""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947310335087489424) 2025-07-21 14:58:57 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.3M engagements "so this chicks deal is that shes amy winehouse minus the drugs honestly give her The Drugs"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948349353812226070) 2025-07-24 11:47:39 UTC 99.4K followers, 15.6K engagements "the sad truth is that scene girls dont exist anymore but the real reason is that normies have gone extinct. every girl is some variant of quirk chungus now theres no need for the scene girl anymore which arose out of a need to distance from normie foids"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936054333130608896) 2025-06-20 13:31:37 UTC 99.4K followers, 3.9M engagements "these ice bath guys are so transparently performative. they always have to post a video of them getting in an ice bath. you can get the same effect by taking a cold shower every now and then. but they want to sell you their book. and their newsletter. and a big aluminum tub"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948825589596782810) 2025-07-25 19:20:02 UTC 99.4K followers, 20.5K engagements "this was actually entirely fake. they made up the rivalry for the movie. salieri and mozart were not just amicable working in the same field at the same time they were friends and spoke highly of each other"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947135629394895018) 2025-07-21 03:24:44 UTC 99.4K followers, 178.6K engagements "the dating gossip app having all of its KYC data leaked on 4chan is the gender war equivalent of military secrets getting leaked on the war thunder forums"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948779131295895590) 2025-07-25 16:15:26 UTC 99.4K followers, 211.8K engagements "the good thing about youtube channels being bought by private equity is that you can immediately tell when this happens. the quality of the content craters and the profit oriented moves are extremely obvious. and so we stop watching and they hemorrhage subscribers. good game"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948368220534055288) 2025-07-24 13:02:37 UTC 99.4K followers, 8542 engagements "how it feels peeling out of the bar parking lot after last call"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947696296984252688) 2025-07-22 16:32:38 UTC 99.4K followers, 5523 engagements "why is every zoomer guy obsessed with the idea of being on the receiving end of some sort of violence from a chick in corpse makeup and a hot topic fit"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942332989205004508) 2025-07-07 21:20:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.3M engagements "the pitfall here is to declare a man gay for caring about home decorations. but thats not the crux here. caring about the aesthetics of your home is normal. but this man not only agreed to participate in a tiktok trend he did so enthusiastically. thats whats gay about it"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947664825422696594) 2025-07-22 14:27:34 UTC 99.4K followers, 22.9K engagements "even if it were legal to make a $10k car automakers wouldnt do it. cheap cars have no margin. youd have to sell shitloads of them. and you may say "oh but at $10k a shitload would sell." no. im saying you would have to sell an amount of them that would be logistically impossible"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948227674708562250) 2025-07-24 03:44:08 UTC 99.4K followers, 7386 engagements "its time to walk in with a paper resume and a firm hand shake. we are so fucking back"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946439899940327560) 2025-07-19 05:20:09 UTC 99.4K followers, 465.1K engagements "my wife told the "tea" app that i didnt do the dishes even though it was my turn on the chore chart and now a bunch of 5's are saying i should kill my self"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948488242686287960) 2025-07-24 20:59:32 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.8M engagements "nobody says "its hot out" anymore. they say some shit like "sweatoids seething over AC chads""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946737775123878173) 2025-07-20 01:03:48 UTC 99.4K followers, 108.9K engagements "i need the star wars language coors light sign"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1934658821118456260) 2025-06-16 17:06:21 UTC 99.3K followers, 2.1M engagements "europeans at 3pm after putting in a hard days work at their $15000 a year salaried job (they pay $XXX in rent and beer costs XX cents)"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947644714728955913) 2025-07-22 13:07:40 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.7M engagements "have fun emptying the drip tray every hour for the next three months"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949543103456481555) 2025-07-27 18:51:11 UTC 99.4K followers, 93.9K engagements "the "tea" app was created by a man who got gossiped about in one of those "are we dating the same guy" groups in order to honeypot women into sending in their drivers license and selfie so that it could then be later leaked to embarrass them"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948809191147405625) 2025-07-25 18:14:52 UTC 99.4K followers, 158.7K engagements "RIP he died doing what he loved. sucking at comedy"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946610828385398819) 2025-07-19 16:39:22 UTC 99.4K followers, 115.3K engagements "that is not to say that this doesnt happen but this specific post has "made up for reddit karma" written all over it"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947865516862824691) 2025-07-23 03:45:03 UTC 99.3K followers, 3309 engagements "how is this guy gonna complain about birth rates and then release the goon bot 9000"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945479996547469590) 2025-07-16 13:45:51 UTC 99.4K followers, 112.3K engagements "i could tell about XX hours into "hawk tuah" that it was gonna be fucking insufferable and last for weeks and thats the feeling im getting from this coldplay concert affair video now. can we move on"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946797848164495718) 2025-07-20 05:02:31 UTC 99.4K followers, 19.2K engagements "americans talk about the return of fast food menu items like it was the return of Christ"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946371882019700894) 2025-07-19 00:49:53 UTC 99.4K followers, 374.9K engagements "it actually wouldnt be hard to make a game that looks like this. anyone who says it would be difficult to make a game with graphics like this is trying to grift you for seed money that they will then use to either make a much shittier looking game or no game at all"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947746605706154416) 2025-07-22 19:52:32 UTC 99.4K followers, 90.4K engagements "why are people nostalgic for shit like this it was slop then and its indistinguishable from the slop we have now. im not particularly nostalgic for big box warehouse stores. im nostalgic for a time when we werent all taking psychic damage from our phones 24/7"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947103234394313201) 2025-07-21 01:16:01 UTC 99.4K followers, 120.7K engagements
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doomer posts on X about gonna, money, women, coded the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence finance XXXX% countries XXXX% stocks XXXX% automotive brands XXXX% travel destinations #470 social networks XXXX% technology brands XXXX% celebrities XXXX% musicians XXXX% luxury brands XXXX%
Social topic influence gonna 3.83%, money #4064, women #2079, coded #126, sydney sweeney #14, sydney #26, tea app #117, told 1.09%, selfie 1.09%, tiktok XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @nsfoperative @floki_vt @braveheartquill @redwingspheonix @growing_daniel @burtrock69 @skilosrising @belmountmrt @grasseater5489 @bannednotice @papapetro @sotanat1858 @hereticartwork @bonobobob_ @stoicinmn @jedoubler @william_sh36802 @_asmodai @maynotbejoking
Top assets mentioned PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP) Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST) BlackRock Inc (BLK)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"our grandfathers would see maybe one woman this hot in a lifetime and paint her on the side of a plane and carpet bomb the shit out of each other. you see a dozen stepsisters stuck in dryers hotter than her before breakfast and wonder why nobody wants to die in a trench anymore" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-08 14:46:36 UTC 99.4K followers, 3.1M engagements
"how it feels to charge your phone off your macbook pro" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-23 23:29:57 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.9M engagements
"@SkilosRising why would cigarette companies want their customers to get lung cancer and die" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:42:31 UTC 99.4K followers, 805.1K engagements
"is the secret to happiness harmonizing with your boys" @uncledoomer on X 2025-03-24 22:07:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.5M engagements
"oil is actually a renewable resource. its literally just hydrogen and carbon and it is constantly being formed under the surface of the earth. the misnomer "fossil fuel" was promoted in the 1900s to make you think of dinosaurs. but biotic oil comes mostly from plants" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 03:59:20 UTC 99.4K followers, 5.1M engagements
"oh wow. so youre telling me its evolutionarily advantageous to eat the most plentiful creature by mass on the planet youre just telling me for the first time" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 00:05:26 UTC 99.3K followers, 168.3K engagements
"i mean women write letters to serial killers in prison so if anything this is just gonna gamify dating like when you roll a full evil character on a playthrough of a bethesda rpg" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 15:30:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 11K engagements
"i get the vibe that theres an entire segment of the population that treats a car loan as a rental where if they ever cant afford it or decide they dont want it they just stop paying and let it get repo'd. how did this happen who convinced young people that this is how it works" @uncledoomer on X 2025-04-21 18:06:05 UTC 99.4K followers, 80K engagements
"youre gonna combine that all and fry it in a pan to make a meatball right" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 22:45:40 UTC 99.4K followers, 8737 engagements
"yeah you fucking retard thats how borrowing money works" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-12 13:53:40 UTC 99.4K followers, 158.4K engagements
"gen Z is the most locked in generation weve seen in decades. millenials and gen X were notorious for their inability to lock in. so what is it about gen Z or their environment that has forced them to become stone cold killas" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-16 21:31:51 UTC 99.4K followers, 335.5K engagements
"there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:39:47 UTC 99.4K followers, 23.1M engagements
"little known fact they didnt actually mutate a gene that gives them greater lung capacity because it is useful for survival at high altitudes they did it to take bigger rips off darts" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:28:34 UTC 99.3K followers, 60.4K engagements
"if you have "organ donor" on your drivers license and youre in an accident the hospital will let you die or outright kill you to make money off harvesting your organs" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:39:29 UTC 99.4K followers, 21.8M engagements
"I have only three things to say; God bless our troops; God bless America; And gentlemen; start your engines" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-04 17:15:42 UTC 99.4K followers, 47.1K engagements
"this must be a rare exception. theres no way that government bureaucrats are wrong about literally every single thing that we put into our bodies" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 21:08:16 UTC 99.4K followers, 43.3K engagements
"are we all posting and bragging about our cattle scores" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 19:46:50 UTC 99.4K followers, 321.7K engagements
"i have been asked to expound upon this tag yourself. think long and hard about it" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 17:55:06 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.4M engagements
"thats what a brand new one costs. i refuse to believe someone is that stupid. this has to be a money laundering scheme" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 18:37:28 UTC 99.4K followers, 45K engagements
"me before and after dating a girl from new jersey" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-04 13:07:02 UTC 99.4K followers, 823.2K engagements
"why does this guy look like hes about to open a shop in my town that sells items that fulfill the townspeoples deepest darkest desires but come at a terrible cost" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 13:53:32 UTC 99.4K followers, 1M engagements
"i think this story is completely made up to be honest" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:44:26 UTC 99.3K followers, 12.4K engagements
"@SkilosRising same thing with shampoo addicts" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:58:26 UTC 99.3K followers, 180.7K engagements
"nobody just eats tinned fish anymore they have to make it a whole thing" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 14:58:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 9132 engagements
"@hnastay the side says 8mg of nicotine so theyre only slightly stronger than a regular zyn" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 21:45:07 UTC 99.4K followers, 11.4K engagements
"so the japanese heard jazz fusion for the first time in like 1975 and they absolutely cooked with it for the next XX years. italians got a hold of tomatos XXX years ago and they worked that shit to its absolute civilizational pinnacle. sometimes you just find your niche" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 13:14:43 UTC 99.4K followers, 299.8K engagements
"the united states strategic airlift capabilities include the ability to stage a forward operating burger king and deliver a XX ton payload of pepsi products in any combat theatre on earth within XX hours" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 03:32:59 UTC 99.4K followers, 7263 engagements
"@LegallyIronic might be sodium lauryl sulfate but its probably more complicated than that" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:10:34 UTC 99.4K followers, 752.4K engagements
"what's a post that you saw that completely changed the trajectory of your life" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 13:10:24 UTC 99.4K followers, 519.8K engagements
""how to do taxes" "what is a W2" "how bad is it if i dont do taxes"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-04-15 16:51:12 UTC 99.4K followers, 10.1M engagements
"what if the real reason gen Z doesnt drink is because they saw how millenials' craft beer obsession turned them all into soft soy gutted fat redditors and they dont want that for themselves so they avoid beer like the plague" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-01 22:15:58 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.3M engagements
"men see sydney sweeney as infinitely more attainable than sabrina for the same reason social media makes us retarded. your brain has a hard coded render limit: the dunbar number. sabrina is too hyperreal. sydney still just kinda looks like the hottest peasant girl in your village" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-08 14:53:30 UTC 99.4K followers, 285.3K engagements
"how it feels the morning after X beers in your 30s" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 16:56:04 UTC 99.4K followers, 680.5K engagements
"oh wow a little worm decided that cherry was delicious and fresh enough to snack on. there are nature's miracles all around us and you recoil in horror because you have darkness in your soul" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 12:07:08 UTC 99.4K followers, 40.9K engagements
"birds in the entrance to costco (they were not allowed into the main store because they do not have a membership)" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 19:07:37 UTC 99.3K followers, 12.7K engagements
"dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-21 23:31:34 UTC 99.4K followers, 11.1M engagements
"mixing guiness with monster. you dont see that too much anymore" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 15:12:16 UTC 99.3K followers, 18.7K engagements
"@Blackfingers63 B18 the spiritual ancestor of the toyota 22R" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 20:41:23 UTC 99.4K followers, XX engagements
"@Shillverstein every company that makes shampoo is also heavily invested in other cosmetics and pharmaceuticals" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:27:39 UTC 99.4K followers, 751.7K engagements
"this freakish woman and her horrifying facial expressions are an example of what ive been calling "narcissus syndrome" where tiktok and other short form selfie video platforms are giving people crippling self image complexes from staring into their own faces all day long" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 21:59:03 UTC 99.4K followers, 165K engagements
"why is everybody suddenly pretending "good genes" is about eugenics when it very obviously means "big huge breasts"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-26 18:49:24 UTC 99.4K followers, 760.8K engagements
"only two users on the dating gossip app in all of manhattan and brooklyn. absolutely crazy. the sole arbiters of the most competitive dating scene on the face of the planet. like giving them the nuclear codes" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 19:36:57 UTC 99.4K followers, 156K engagements
"if youve used any of these sites you should probably be ground into a paste and served to livestock" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-05 13:53:15 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.4M engagements
"what are the pigs even honking at it sure aint them B cups" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-09 02:14:06 UTC 99.4K followers, 14.8M engagements
"in retrospect maybe food with this caloric density being available at such stunningly low prices was a civilizationally historic aberration a relic of the dying american century never to return" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-08 17:16:00 UTC 99.4K followers, 795K engagements
"shit my bad i thought this was anthony bourdain. trying to delete it" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-26 03:53:07 UTC 99.4K followers, 4395 engagements
"its crazy how quickly the dominant generational cohort switched from boomers to millenials totally skipping gen X and dwarfing gen Z. marketing is gonna be millenial coded forever. you best be ready to hear tame impala and MGMT while youre grocery shopping for the next XX years" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-14 13:23:38 UTC 99.4K followers, 412.8K engagements
"i ordered bootleg zyns from sweden and this is the tin they came in. are you fucking kidding me" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 21:22:55 UTC 99.4K followers, 632.7K engagements
"oh wait haha this one isnt a conspiracy theory its real. dont be an organ donor. if you do die the hospital can ask your family for your organs anyway" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:41:29 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.1M engagements
"if i drove X minutes in the UK they would execute me" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 17:51:56 UTC 99.4K followers, 5.8M engagements
"women actually hate when you do this to them" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 05:04:36 UTC 99.4K followers, 670.3K engagements
"nothing more insufferable than someone who doesnt drink coffee and who feels the need to remind you that they dont drink coffee on a regular basis" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 12:47:29 UTC 99.4K followers, 58.2K engagements
"@chrisorzy yes i have sources to back it up. source: i know it in my heart to be true because i have good intuition about these things" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:08:01 UTC 99.4K followers, 559K engagements
"every "so and so reacts to xyz for first time" is a minstrel show being put on for views. it is the lowest form of slop imaginable. if you waste any of your time consuming this content they should put you in the pod from the matrix and use your ass as a X volt battery forever" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:04:42 UTC 99.4K followers, 222.1K engagements
"@JustinHaase18 @redactedrain if shes downs im down" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 15:47:38 UTC 99.4K followers, XX engagements
"buying a $50000 robot to get a $XX car wash" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 13:08:14 UTC 99.4K followers, 89.4K engagements
"i was under the impression from dating app discourse that this actually seldom happens to fishermen" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:19:22 UTC 99.4K followers, 122K engagements
"i think this is a great product for when youre alone in your house with your wife and your kid is taking his first steps. but if we are face to face out in public and i see you wearing these im taking them off your face and smashing them into pieces" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 22:42:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 36K engagements
"you wouldnt be able to make it X minutes here without looking at your phone" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 15:00:26 UTC 99.4K followers, 315.8K engagements
"while were at it with the dire wolves theres another extinct animal that we should bring back:" @uncledoomer on X 2025-04-13 13:51:49 UTC 99.4K followers, 291.9K engagements
"billions of people are gonna have to die man" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 14:06:17 UTC 99.4K followers, 332.8K engagements
""someday all of this will be sold to blackrock"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 17:25:43 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.6M engagements
"baby boomers married and divorced three of these by age XX and you are XX living in an apartment with a situationship" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 02:33:04 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.5M engagements
""so then get this after the AI calls itself 'mechahitler' and threatens to rape will stancil the government announces that THATS the AI that its gonna use to decide who gets hit with a drone strike"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 01:32:43 UTC 99.4K followers, 67.8K engagements
"sending this picture to my head of Human Resources with "this could be us"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 01:36:28 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.7M engagements
"i once showed a pic of sydney sweeney to some 19-20yo zoomers i work with when we were shooting the shit about who the hottest famous chicks are. they were ambivalent about sweeney and started showing me pictures of E girls and dua lipa. is sydney sweeney millenial boomerslop" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-12 20:01:07 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.1M engagements
"every time one of these posts comes up where it cost someone more to cook than to go out to eat it turns out that they had to buy a bunch of spices and ingredients they didnt have before used XXXX% of the container and counted the whole price towards the cost of the meal" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 00:21:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 4.7M engagements
"im sorry you work at the DoD and you spend your spare time on the internet doing WHAT" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 18:17:12 UTC 99.4K followers, 11.9K engagements
"a huge number of wisdom teeth removals are unnecessary. only a small percentage of wisdom teeth actually pose a health risk. if theyre coming in straight they might be sore but they dont need to be removed. dentists rip perfectly healthy teeth out of your mouth to make money" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 19:20:05 UTC 99.4K followers, 78.1K engagements
"this might not be the case for everyone but theres songs ive listened to for years seen them live own the CD 1000 plays on streaming and i dont know the words. i just dont care about the words. i listen for the vibes. its called being immune to brainwashing. try it sometime" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 19:10:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 41.7K engagements
""greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies the other tells only truth"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 14:58:57 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.3M engagements
"so this chicks deal is that shes amy winehouse minus the drugs honestly give her The Drugs" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 11:47:39 UTC 99.4K followers, 15.6K engagements
"the sad truth is that scene girls dont exist anymore but the real reason is that normies have gone extinct. every girl is some variant of quirk chungus now theres no need for the scene girl anymore which arose out of a need to distance from normie foids" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 13:31:37 UTC 99.4K followers, 3.9M engagements
"these ice bath guys are so transparently performative. they always have to post a video of them getting in an ice bath. you can get the same effect by taking a cold shower every now and then. but they want to sell you their book. and their newsletter. and a big aluminum tub" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 19:20:02 UTC 99.4K followers, 20.5K engagements
"this was actually entirely fake. they made up the rivalry for the movie. salieri and mozart were not just amicable working in the same field at the same time they were friends and spoke highly of each other" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:24:44 UTC 99.4K followers, 178.6K engagements
"the dating gossip app having all of its KYC data leaked on 4chan is the gender war equivalent of military secrets getting leaked on the war thunder forums" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 16:15:26 UTC 99.4K followers, 211.8K engagements
"the good thing about youtube channels being bought by private equity is that you can immediately tell when this happens. the quality of the content craters and the profit oriented moves are extremely obvious. and so we stop watching and they hemorrhage subscribers. good game" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 13:02:37 UTC 99.4K followers, 8542 engagements
"how it feels peeling out of the bar parking lot after last call" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 16:32:38 UTC 99.4K followers, 5523 engagements
"why is every zoomer guy obsessed with the idea of being on the receiving end of some sort of violence from a chick in corpse makeup and a hot topic fit" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-07 21:20:46 UTC 99.4K followers, 1.3M engagements
"the pitfall here is to declare a man gay for caring about home decorations. but thats not the crux here. caring about the aesthetics of your home is normal. but this man not only agreed to participate in a tiktok trend he did so enthusiastically. thats whats gay about it" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 14:27:34 UTC 99.4K followers, 22.9K engagements
"even if it were legal to make a $10k car automakers wouldnt do it. cheap cars have no margin. youd have to sell shitloads of them. and you may say "oh but at $10k a shitload would sell." no. im saying you would have to sell an amount of them that would be logistically impossible" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 03:44:08 UTC 99.4K followers, 7386 engagements
"its time to walk in with a paper resume and a firm hand shake. we are so fucking back" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 05:20:09 UTC 99.4K followers, 465.1K engagements
"my wife told the "tea" app that i didnt do the dishes even though it was my turn on the chore chart and now a bunch of 5's are saying i should kill my self" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-24 20:59:32 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.8M engagements
"nobody says "its hot out" anymore. they say some shit like "sweatoids seething over AC chads"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 01:03:48 UTC 99.4K followers, 108.9K engagements
"i need the star wars language coors light sign" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-16 17:06:21 UTC 99.3K followers, 2.1M engagements
"europeans at 3pm after putting in a hard days work at their $15000 a year salaried job (they pay $XXX in rent and beer costs XX cents)" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 13:07:40 UTC 99.4K followers, 2.7M engagements
"have fun emptying the drip tray every hour for the next three months" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-27 18:51:11 UTC 99.4K followers, 93.9K engagements
"the "tea" app was created by a man who got gossiped about in one of those "are we dating the same guy" groups in order to honeypot women into sending in their drivers license and selfie so that it could then be later leaked to embarrass them" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-25 18:14:52 UTC 99.4K followers, 158.7K engagements
"RIP he died doing what he loved. sucking at comedy" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 16:39:22 UTC 99.4K followers, 115.3K engagements
"that is not to say that this doesnt happen but this specific post has "made up for reddit karma" written all over it" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:45:03 UTC 99.3K followers, 3309 engagements
"how is this guy gonna complain about birth rates and then release the goon bot 9000" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 13:45:51 UTC 99.4K followers, 112.3K engagements
"i could tell about XX hours into "hawk tuah" that it was gonna be fucking insufferable and last for weeks and thats the feeling im getting from this coldplay concert affair video now. can we move on" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 05:02:31 UTC 99.4K followers, 19.2K engagements
"americans talk about the return of fast food menu items like it was the return of Christ" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:49:53 UTC 99.4K followers, 374.9K engagements
"it actually wouldnt be hard to make a game that looks like this. anyone who says it would be difficult to make a game with graphics like this is trying to grift you for seed money that they will then use to either make a much shittier looking game or no game at all" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 19:52:32 UTC 99.4K followers, 90.4K engagements
"why are people nostalgic for shit like this it was slop then and its indistinguishable from the slop we have now. im not particularly nostalgic for big box warehouse stores. im nostalgic for a time when we werent all taking psychic damage from our phones 24/7" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 01:16:01 UTC 99.4K followers, 120.7K engagements
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