[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @uncledoomer doomer doomer posts on X about money, gonna, conspiracy theory, tiktok the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXXX +383% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +28% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +25% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +137% ### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/posts_active)  - X Week XXX +30% - X Month XXX +32% - X Months XXXXX +53% - X Year XXXXX +89% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +1.40% - X Month XXXXXX +3.20% - X Months XXXXXX +28% - X Year XXXXXX +74% ### CreatorRank: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) #1682 [finance](/list/finance) #111 [musicians](/list/musicians) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) #5966 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [money](/topic/money) #42, [gonna](/topic/gonna) #1456, [conspiracy theory](/topic/conspiracy-theory) #1, [tiktok](/topic/tiktok) 1.74%, [nicotine](/topic/nicotine) 1.74%, [sydney](/topic/sydney) #323, [coldplay](/topic/coldplay) 1.74%, [dating app](/topic/dating-app) 1.16%, [happened](/topic/happened) 1.16%, [rates](/topic/rates) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@bonobobob_](/creator/undefined) [@growing_daniel](/creator/undefined) [@skilosrising](/creator/undefined) [@gmerectheus](/creator/undefined) [@hereticartwork](/creator/undefined) [@foe_ider](/creator/undefined) [@knull000](/creator/undefined) [@alt1na1](/creator/undefined) [@orthofox312](/creator/undefined) [@hnastay](/creator/undefined) [@shillverstein](/creator/undefined) [@twonxbt](/creator/undefined) [@loremachinist](/creator/undefined) [@htmlmencken](/creator/undefined) [@jeff16489365420](/creator/undefined) [@gcan9k](/creator/undefined) [@serioussam909](/creator/undefined) [@zebboykin](/creator/undefined) [@luci_ferrrrrrrr](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [CultDAO (CULT)](/topic/$cult) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1215077597798916102/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "the kid at the gas station sold me these extra strong pouches. apparently each pouch is equal to one pack of cigarettes. im honestly afraid"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942936356956565518) 2025-07-09 13:18:20 UTC 98.5K followers, 134K engagements "our grandfathers would see maybe one woman this hot in a lifetime and paint her on the side of a plane and carpet bomb the shit out of each other. you see a dozen stepsisters stuck in dryers hotter than her before breakfast and wonder why nobody wants to die in a trench anymore"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942596183253475400) 2025-07-08 14:46:36 UTC 98.7K followers, 3M engagements "how it feels to charge your phone off your macbook pro"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1937292071259574324) 2025-06-23 23:29:57 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.9M engagements "@SkilosRising why would cigarette companies want their customers to get lung cancer and die"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946370029345186034) 2025-07-19 00:42:31 UTC 98.7K followers, 804.6K engagements "@Orthofox312 @autistic_front in my personal insane person head canon he was brought over in a sort of operation paperclip scheme. like hes the werner von braun of making soap. politics and schizo rants aside you want the most insane autist you can get making your rockets and soap"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946614941454057783) 2025-07-19 16:55:43 UTC 98.3K followers, 9617 engagements "how the SSRI addled fluoride stare gen Z cashier looks at me without greeting or saying anything when i walk up to the counter"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1930473575816868202) 2025-06-05 03:55:41 UTC 98.7K followers, 60.3K engagements "makes sense in theory but in practice would immediately devolve into prostitution"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945240256724242472) 2025-07-15 21:53:12 UTC 98.3K followers, 5433 engagements "fyi if youre young and have acne whatever you do dont use accutane. supplement high dose vitamin D use topical vitamin C use fresh pillow case every night and wash face with cold water multiple times a day. it will have the same effect but wont poison you like accutane does"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945265145732649245) 2025-07-15 23:32:06 UTC 98.3K followers, 18.7K engagements "is the secret to happiness harmonizing with your boys"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1904293970286366973) 2025-03-24 22:07:17 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.5M engagements "youll pay that shit you little slop eating piggy"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944775883031552312) 2025-07-14 15:07:57 UTC 98.3K followers, 272.1K engagements "war is coming. this country was founded on cheap access to slop. the british raised taxes on tea and we slaughtered them en masse. we turned the middle east into a parking lot for petroleum and opium slop. you take away an americans cheap slop and theyll wipe you from the earth"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945840468866060439) 2025-07-17 13:38:14 UTC 98.7K followers, 47.8K engagements ""hey guys whats up and welcome to my tiktok""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946330239459561502) 2025-07-18 22:04:24 UTC 98.7K followers, 9993 engagements "oh wow. so youre telling me its evolutionarily advantageous to eat the most plentiful creature by mass on the planet youre just telling me for the first time"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946723083038917023) 2025-07-20 00:05:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 168K engagements "i get the vibe that theres an entire segment of the population that treats a car loan as a rental where if they ever cant afford it or decide they dont want it they just stop paying and let it get repo'd. how did this happen who convinced young people that this is how it works"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1914380133722677491) 2025-04-21 18:06:05 UTC 98.5K followers, 80K engagements "yeah you fucking retard thats how borrowing money works"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944032414327796064) 2025-07-12 13:53:40 UTC 98.6K followers, 158.3K engagements "gen Z is the most locked in generation weve seen in decades. millenials and gen X were notorious for their inability to lock in. so what is it about gen Z or their environment that has forced them to become stone cold killas"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1934725637014516087) 2025-06-16 21:31:51 UTC 98.7K followers, 335.1K engagements "AI is hitting people who have no inner monologue like crack in the 80s"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944935039134752830) 2025-07-15 01:40:23 UTC 98.2K followers, 23.3K engagements "there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946369342670590296) 2025-07-19 00:39:47 UTC 98.7K followers, 23.1M engagements "little known fact they didnt actually mutate a gene that gives them greater lung capacity because it is useful for survival at high altitudes they did it to take bigger rips off darts"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947861369304334414) 2025-07-23 03:28:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 37.5K engagements "i have absolutely no idea why colon cancer rates are skyrocketing. just no clue whatsoever"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945503337274651129) 2025-07-16 15:18:35 UTC 98.4K followers, 24.3K engagements "if you have "organ donor" on your drivers license and youre in an accident the hospital will let you die or outright kill you to make money off harvesting your organs"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947139338761806129) 2025-07-21 03:39:29 UTC 98.7K followers, 21.7M engagements "I have only three things to say; God bless our troops; God bless America; And gentlemen; start your engines"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1941184155410436246) 2025-07-04 17:15:42 UTC 98.5K followers, 47K engagements "this must be a rare exception. theres no way that government bureaucrats are wrong about literally every single thing that we put into our bodies"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944504171199365595) 2025-07-13 21:08:16 UTC 98.2K followers, 43.2K engagements "what the fuck chemicals are we being poisoned with that everyone is losing their hair"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944487373502624079) 2025-07-13 20:01:31 UTC 98.5K followers, 85.7K engagements "being a millionare in the ozempic era and staying this big is a tremendous flex"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1941956073151226184) 2025-07-06 20:23:02 UTC 98.7K followers, 444.3K engagements "are we all posting and bragging about our cattle scores"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946295618554429766) 2025-07-18 19:46:50 UTC 98.7K followers, 321.3K engagements "i'm gonna go on record at this point and say that this "lab grown" meat is probably just a rebranding for the really unpleasant "impossible" style of fake shit that is already on the market"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945844566646558807) 2025-07-17 13:54:31 UTC 98.5K followers, 11.6K engagements "i have been asked to expound upon this tag yourself. think long and hard about it"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936120639175159812) 2025-06-20 17:55:06 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.4M engagements "thats what a brand new one costs. i refuse to believe someone is that stupid. this has to be a money laundering scheme"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947727714992931056) 2025-07-22 18:37:28 UTC 98.7K followers, 44.1K engagements "me before and after dating a girl from new jersey"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1941121574880596476) 2025-07-04 13:07:02 UTC 98.2K followers, 822.7K engagements "i felt like my previous post did not fully convey how ridiculously big this thing is. so i put it in front of some household objects for a sense of scale"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945938059834343847) 2025-07-17 20:06:01 UTC 98.7K followers, 125.5K engagements "why does this guy look like hes about to open a shop in my town that sells items that fulfill the townspeoples deepest darkest desires but come at a terrible cost"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947293871412523182) 2025-07-21 13:53:32 UTC 98.7K followers, 1M engagements "i think this story is completely made up to be honest"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947865359861588203) 2025-07-23 03:44:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 11.1K engagements "@SkilosRising same thing with shampoo addicts"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946374035677348096) 2025-07-19 00:58:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 180.5K engagements "@hnastay the side says 8mg of nicotine so theyre only slightly stronger than a regular zyn"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945600608775344287) 2025-07-16 21:45:07 UTC 98.3K followers, 11.3K engagements "nobody tells you this because everyone has something to sell you but you really can do a great wedding for $10k or less just figure out who in your family has the biggest back yard rent a tent find a caterer in your budget cut corners but frame it as "DIY". its not hard"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945983598076584239) 2025-07-17 23:06:59 UTC 98.7K followers, 17.7K engagements "so the japanese heard jazz fusion for the first time in like 1975 and they absolutely cooked with it for the next XX years. italians got a hold of tomatos XXX years ago and they worked that shit to its absolute civilizational pinnacle. sometimes you just find your niche"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947646490135998667) 2025-07-22 13:14:43 UTC 98.7K followers, 293.3K engagements "you need to be leaving little hints and clues that you left your mark on this world"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942691155591758166) 2025-07-08 21:03:59 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.4M engagements "to illustrate what i mean forget the message for a moment and watch with the sound off. its exhausting. its like she is psychotically compelled to max out every face muscle on every single syllable. its grotesque like every frame is a funhouse mirror"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946329623546999065) 2025-07-18 22:01:57 UTC 98.7K followers, 10.7K engagements "@LegallyIronic might be sodium lauryl sulfate but its probably more complicated than that"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946377087654281330) 2025-07-19 01:10:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 751.9K engagements ""how to do taxes" "what is a W2" "how bad is it if i dont do taxes""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1912186961038565439) 2025-04-15 16:51:12 UTC 98.7K followers, 10.1M engagements "men see sydney sweeney as infinitely more attainable than sabrina for the same reason social media makes us retarded. your brain has a hard coded render limit: the dunbar number. sabrina is too hyperreal. sydney still just kinda looks like the hottest peasant girl in your village"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942597918046716401) 2025-07-08 14:53:30 UTC 98.7K followers, 282.7K engagements "how it feels the morning after X beers in your 30s"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944440705490776315) 2025-07-13 16:56:04 UTC 98.7K followers, 679.7K engagements "oh wow a little worm decided that cherry was delicious and fresh enough to snack on. there are nature's miracles all around us and you recoil in horror because you have darkness in your soul"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945817543135940615) 2025-07-17 12:07:08 UTC 98.7K followers, 40.9K engagements "dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936567702879121750) 2025-06-21 23:31:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 11.1M engagements "mixing guiness with monster. you dont see that too much anymore"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945501745318101335) 2025-07-16 15:12:16 UTC 98.5K followers, 18.6K engagements "@Shillverstein every company that makes shampoo is also heavily invested in other cosmetics and pharmaceuticals"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946381386878697945) 2025-07-19 01:27:39 UTC 98.7K followers, 751.3K engagements "just watched. as a MOVIE it was excellent. as a movie about FORMULA ONE it was an embarassment to the sport. extremely high quality slop. a fun time for sure"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945231445762392296) 2025-07-15 21:18:11 UTC 98.3K followers, 4073 engagements "this freakish woman and her horrifying facial expressions are an example of what ive been calling "narcissus syndrome" where tiktok and other short form selfie video platforms are giving people crippling self image complexes from staring into their own faces all day long"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946328891166970268) 2025-07-18 21:59:03 UTC 98.7K followers, 164.5K engagements "@revenant_MMXX we must consult the oracles"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946373031204356533) 2025-07-19 00:54:27 UTC 98.2K followers, 5475 engagements "my theory is that this was a mass formation hypnosis ritual to convince baby boomers to blow their retirement money on bullshit like corvettes cruises and dialysis jack up the price of their dog shit houses they bever fixed and tell their kids and grandkids to fuck off"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944076828223697268) 2025-07-12 16:50:09 UTC 98.5K followers, 14K engagements "we all got that one friend who never dresses for activities"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947126886892548331) 2025-07-21 02:50:00 UTC 98.7K followers, 22.9K engagements "even in a hypothetical dieselpunk scifi world where we rode on zeppelins and cities had gothic skyscraper bridges surrounded by fog if this photo happened the FAA and the NTSB would bend the flight crew and the air traffic controller that allowed this to happen over a table"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946621434198888861) 2025-07-19 17:21:31 UTC 98.7K followers, 184K engagements "if youve used any of these sites you should probably be ground into a paste and served to livestock"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1941495594431967273) 2025-07-05 13:53:15 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.4M engagements "you can lose weight very easily by counting calories and reducing time spent sedentary without resorting to ozempic but i dont fault those who have to turn to ozempic because modern processed foods have ruined their ability to self regulate their appetite"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944418537906348333) 2025-07-13 15:27:59 UTC 98.1K followers, 21.5K engagements "what are the pigs even honking at it sure aint them B cups"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1931897562669125694) 2025-06-09 02:14:06 UTC 98.7K followers, 14.8M engagements "in retrospect maybe food with this caloric density being available at such stunningly low prices was a civilizationally historic aberration a relic of the dying american century never to return"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942633782009553293) 2025-07-08 17:16:00 UTC 98.7K followers, 794.3K engagements "@grok @TwonXBT @gainzy222 leave me alone robot or i will use lethal force to defend myself (justified in a court of international warfare law)"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946383475570851954) 2025-07-19 01:35:57 UTC 98.1K followers, XX engagements "beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability but it only kicks in at X beers and drastically drops off at XXX beers becoming a straight debuff at X beers. at X beers if you equip a pool cue other bar patrons appear red on the mini map"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1940417230417916182) 2025-07-02 14:28:13 UTC 98.7K followers, 926.1K engagements "its crazy how quickly the dominant generational cohort switched from boomers to millenials totally skipping gen X and dwarfing gen Z. marketing is gonna be millenial coded forever. you best be ready to hear tame impala and MGMT while youre grocery shopping for the next XX years"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944749631713501363) 2025-07-14 13:23:38 UTC 98.7K followers, 411.6K engagements "i ordered bootleg zyns from sweden and this is the tin they came in. are you fucking kidding me"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945595022100910087) 2025-07-16 21:22:55 UTC 98.7K followers, 631.8K engagements "@broy_jenkins ive been to expensive weddings and ive been to cheap weddings. the expensive ones sure are nice. but i dont think the weddings with lower budgets had any bearing on whether the couple loves each other"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945986911127863568) 2025-07-17 23:20:08 UTC 98.3K followers, XXX engagements "oh wait haha this one isnt a conspiracy theory its real. dont be an organ donor. if you do die the hospital can ask your family for your organs anyway"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947139842439041167) 2025-07-21 03:41:29 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.1M engagements "if i drove X minutes in the UK they would execute me"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945541925890617704) 2025-07-16 17:51:56 UTC 98.7K followers, 5.7M engagements "why would they put the moon thing with all those lies"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946550784964825558) 2025-07-19 12:40:46 UTC 98.7K followers, 23.3K engagements "women actually hate when you do this to them"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1935926736962593142) 2025-06-20 05:04:36 UTC 98.7K followers, 667.3K engagements "nothing more insufferable than someone who doesnt drink coffee and who feels the need to remind you that they dont drink coffee on a regular basis"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946190086623654187) 2025-07-18 12:47:29 UTC 98.7K followers, 58K engagements "@chrisorzy yes i have sources to back it up. source: i know it in my heart to be true because i have good intuition about these things"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946376446533910698) 2025-07-19 01:08:01 UTC 98.7K followers, 558.6K engagements "not sure what point youre trying to make i would live here in a heartbeat"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945809755001282705) 2025-07-17 11:36:11 UTC 98.5K followers, 48.5K engagements "@StoicinMN it says XX but that appears to be the weight of the whole pouch. on the side it says 8mg of nicotine each"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945605914645483650) 2025-07-16 22:06:12 UTC 98.1K followers, 24.4K engagements "@simulaxion theyre as good as the hard-to-find black cherry zyn 6mg slims (my white whale) in terms of nicotine and sweetness and moistness but the black cherry flavor isnt QUITE as good as the zyns. but it is definitely good enough that i will go through this jumbo can. itll take a while"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945937957900231047) 2025-07-17 20:05:37 UTC 98.1K followers, XX engagements "every "so and so reacts to xyz for first time" is a minstrel show being put on for views. it is the lowest form of slop imaginable. if you waste any of your time consuming this content they should put you in the pod from the matrix and use your ass as a X volt battery forever"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946375610277724457) 2025-07-19 01:04:42 UTC 98.7K followers, 221K engagements "buying a $50000 robot to get a $XX car wash"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947282472439271713) 2025-07-21 13:08:14 UTC 98.7K followers, 89.1K engagements "@Tha_Big_Dog the best is the 80s with the 22RE ;)"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947739336990200210) 2025-07-22 19:23:39 UTC 98.7K followers, XXX engagements "hey casey just checking in on this did the apple check clear"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944540809493393447) 2025-07-13 23:33:51 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.3M engagements "crossing off "coldplay concert" from a list of ideas of places to take the side chick"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946176556746801173) 2025-07-18 11:53:43 UTC 98.6K followers, 7269 engagements "i was under the impression from dating app discourse that this actually seldom happens to fishermen"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947859052249419844) 2025-07-23 03:19:22 UTC 98.7K followers, 96K engagements "they just fired colbert and this is all you got cooked"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946026414672580677) 2025-07-18 01:57:07 UTC 98.7K followers, 24.5K engagements "im sorry but calling this a "zogboiled slopbag" is one of the funniest things ive ever heard"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1939520873264034266) 2025-06-30 03:06:25 UTC 98.2K followers, 1.8M engagements "you wouldnt be able to make it X minutes here without looking at your phone"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948035481922359582) 2025-07-23 15:00:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 53.7K engagements "do people in china just live with constant migraines and eye strain from getting blasted with a million terrawatts of LED light at all times"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942177430879232114) 2025-07-07 11:02:38 UTC 98.6K followers, 1.6M engagements "while were at it with the dire wolves theres another extinct animal that we should bring back:"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1911417040222532004) 2025-04-13 13:51:49 UTC 98.2K followers, 291.9K engagements "@corgothic if you showed me at XX a picture of sydney sweeney at XX my eyes would have popped out of my head my tongue would have rolled out of my mouth and i would have begun hitting myself over the head with a giant wooden mallet"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944130873697489257) 2025-07-12 20:24:55 UTC 98.6K followers, 48.8K engagements "billions of people are gonna have to die man"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945122752790139195) 2025-07-15 14:06:17 UTC 98.7K followers, 332.3K engagements "@htmlmencken i fondly remember going with my dad to sears in the 90s when he broke a tool because craftsman would replace anything no questions asked"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947136511666799101) 2025-07-21 03:28:15 UTC 98.5K followers, 1831 engagements "friday night and the only beer in the house is an IPA someone left after my july 4th barbecue"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1943827913817960480) 2025-07-12 00:21:03 UTC 98.6K followers, 27.5K engagements ""someday all of this will be sold to blackrock""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936113243983876135) 2025-06-20 17:25:43 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.6M engagements "theyve done it. scientists have discovered the most mexican truck ever built"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1943372503738413211) 2025-07-10 18:11:25 UTC 98.6K followers, 77.5K engagements "baby boomers married and divorced three of these by age XX and you are XX living in an apartment with a situationship"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947485012703801574) 2025-07-22 02:33:04 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.5M engagements ""so then get this after the AI calls itself 'mechahitler' and threatens to rape will stancil the government announces that THATS the AI that its gonna use to decide who gets hit with a drone strike""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944933111814611062) 2025-07-15 01:32:43 UTC 98.7K followers, 66.7K engagements "no society isnt collapsing because somebody made a wife wojak. no vast swaths of the populace arent gooning to this. that account is run by someone promoting a wifejak based shitcoin. and honestly whoever is running it is hitting generational numbers engagement farming people"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1929718434536751377) 2025-06-03 01:55:01 UTC 98.6K followers, 8970 engagements "crossing off "coldplay concert" from a list of ideas of places to take tne side hoe"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946174356897370115) 2025-07-18 11:44:59 UTC 98.1K followers, 1193 engagements "sending this picture to my head of Human Resources with "this could be us""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946745994294485152) 2025-07-20 01:36:28 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.7M engagements "i once showed a pic of sydney sweeney to some 19-20yo zoomers i work with when we were shooting the shit about who the hottest famous chicks are. they were ambivalent about sweeney and started showing me pictures of E girls and dua lipa. is sydney sweeney millenial boomerslop"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944124887422971932) 2025-07-12 20:01:07 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.1M engagements "a huge number of wisdom teeth removals are unnecessary. only a small percentage of wisdom teeth actually pose a health risk. if theyre coming in straight they might be sore but they dont need to be removed. dentists rip perfectly healthy teeth out of your mouth to make money"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947738437706039757) 2025-07-22 19:20:05 UTC 98.7K followers, 74.7K engagements "if that CEO had simply taken his HR side piece to a katy perry concert instead we would have never known"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946327434581708852) 2025-07-18 21:53:16 UTC 98.6K followers, 5685 engagements "this might not be the case for everyone but theres songs ive listened to for years seen them live own the CD 1000 plays on streaming and i dont know the words. i just dont care about the words. i listen for the vibes. its called being immune to brainwashing. try it sometime"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947736093295841723) 2025-07-22 19:10:46 UTC 98.7K followers, 40.8K engagements ""greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies the other tells only truth""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947310335087489424) 2025-07-21 14:58:57 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.3M engagements "having a "thing: japan" moment because i found out that not only does japan have costco the parking lot of japanese costco is lined with cherry trees. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944502235515281408) 2025-07-13 21:00:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 9378 engagements "the sad truth is that scene girls dont exist anymore but the real reason is that normies have gone extinct. every girl is some variant of quirk chungus now theres no need for the scene girl anymore which arose out of a need to distance from normie foids"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1936054333130608896) 2025-06-20 13:31:37 UTC 98.7K followers, 3.9M engagements "this is how it feels when youre X hours into your shift and crashing out so you crack a monster energy and take a couple blinkers off the geek bar"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947138224800854207) 2025-07-21 03:35:03 UTC 98.7K followers, 9882 engagements "@UgaritNoosphere i just think theyre all lying. who hasnt heard zeppelin or queen. its been on the radio in every mall and pharmacy for XX years"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946396713603723302) 2025-07-19 02:28:33 UTC 98.1K followers, 3353 engagements "this was actually entirely fake. they made up the rivalry for the movie. salieri and mozart were not just amicable working in the same field at the same time they were friends and spoke highly of each other"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947135629394895018) 2025-07-21 03:24:44 UTC 98.7K followers, 178K engagements "@jeff16489365420 its X winning blackjack hands. hit the casino"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945986139703148821) 2025-07-17 23:17:05 UTC 98.1K followers, XXX engagements "if this was my life at XX i would eat a shotgun barrel"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1943140622631866393) 2025-07-10 02:50:00 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.5M engagements "its not enough that i should succeed. others should fail"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1943309254401659325) 2025-07-10 14:00:05 UTC 98.6K followers, 10.5K engagements "how it feels peeling out of the bar parking lot after last call"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947696296984252688) 2025-07-22 16:32:38 UTC 98.7K followers, 5180 engagements "why is every zoomer guy obsessed with the idea of being on the receiving end of some sort of violence from a chick in corpse makeup and a hot topic fit"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942332989205004508) 2025-07-07 21:20:46 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.3M engagements "the pitfall here is to declare a man gay for caring about home decorations. but thats not the crux here. caring about the aesthetics of your home is normal. but this man not only agreed to participate in a tiktok trend he did so enthusiastically. thats whats gay about it"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947664825422696594) 2025-07-22 14:27:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 22.2K engagements "its time to walk in with a paper resume and a firm hand shake. we are so fucking back"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946439899940327560) 2025-07-19 05:20:09 UTC 98.7K followers, 464.3K engagements "@br0keR4sputin sorry was off by one. not sure why google is wrong but not surprised the AI fucked up"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1942948333896466806) 2025-07-09 14:05:55 UTC 98.1K followers, 2677 engagements "a small number of paid influencers hiding within a much larger number of irredeemably stupid marks want to convince you this cattle feed will bring any value to your life whatsoever beyond being the same level of slop that baby boomers veg out to on TV"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945114434566775066) 2025-07-15 13:33:14 UTC 98.3K followers, 11.2K engagements "nobody says "its hot out" anymore. they say some shit like "sweatoids seething over AC chads""  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946737775123878173) 2025-07-20 01:03:48 UTC 98.7K followers, 108.5K engagements "look im okay with gen z doing shit like this. whatever gets them to stop looking at their phones for a while"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947272968490344553) 2025-07-21 12:30:28 UTC 98.7K followers, 9428 engagements "i need the star wars language coors light sign"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1934658821118456260) 2025-06-16 17:06:21 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.1M engagements "europeans at 3pm after putting in a hard days work at their $15000 a year salaried job (they pay $XXX in rent and beer costs XX cents)"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947644714728955913) 2025-07-22 13:07:40 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.6M engagements "RIP he died doing what he loved. sucking at comedy"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946610828385398819) 2025-07-19 16:39:22 UTC 98.7K followers, 115.1K engagements "that is not to say that this doesnt happen but this specific post has "made up for reddit karma" written all over it"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947865516862824691) 2025-07-23 03:45:03 UTC 98.7K followers, 2877 engagements "how is this guy gonna complain about birth rates and then release the goon bot 9000"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1945479996547469590) 2025-07-16 13:45:51 UTC 98.7K followers, 111.6K engagements "americans talk about the return of fast food menu items like it was the return of Christ"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946371882019700894) 2025-07-19 00:49:53 UTC 98.6K followers, 374.3K engagements "i could tell about XX hours into "hawk tuah" that it was gonna be fucking insufferable and last for weeks and thats the feeling im getting from this coldplay concert affair video now. can we move on"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946797848164495718) 2025-07-20 05:02:31 UTC 98.7K followers, 19.1K engagements "it actually wouldnt be hard to make a game that looks like this. anyone who says it would be difficult to make a game with graphics like this is trying to grift you for seed money that they will then use to either make a much shittier looking game or no game at all"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947746605706154416) 2025-07-22 19:52:32 UTC 98.7K followers, 86.6K engagements "why are people nostalgic for shit like this it was slop then and its indistinguishable from the slop we have now. im not particularly nostalgic for big box warehouse stores. im nostalgic for a time when we werent all taking psychic damage from our phones 24/7"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947103234394313201) 2025-07-21 01:16:01 UTC 98.7K followers, 119.2K engagements "finally a tax break that benefits baby boomers specifically"  [@uncledoomer](/creator/x/uncledoomer) on [X](/post/tweet/1943690967170662753) 2025-07-11 15:16:53 UTC 98.6K followers, 622.3K engagements
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Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @bonobobob_ @growing_daniel @skilosrising @gmerectheus @hereticartwork @foe_ider @knull000 @alt1na1 @orthofox312 @hnastay @shillverstein @twonxbt @loremachinist @htmlmencken @jeff16489365420 @gcan9k @serioussam909 @zebboykin @luci_ferrrrrrrr
Top assets mentioned Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST) CultDAO (CULT) BlackRock Inc (BLK) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)
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"the kid at the gas station sold me these extra strong pouches. apparently each pouch is equal to one pack of cigarettes. im honestly afraid"
@uncledoomer on X 2025-07-09 13:18:20 UTC 98.5K followers, 134K engagements
"our grandfathers would see maybe one woman this hot in a lifetime and paint her on the side of a plane and carpet bomb the shit out of each other. you see a dozen stepsisters stuck in dryers hotter than her before breakfast and wonder why nobody wants to die in a trench anymore" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-08 14:46:36 UTC 98.7K followers, 3M engagements
"how it feels to charge your phone off your macbook pro" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-23 23:29:57 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.9M engagements
"@SkilosRising why would cigarette companies want their customers to get lung cancer and die" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:42:31 UTC 98.7K followers, 804.6K engagements
"@Orthofox312 @autistic_front in my personal insane person head canon he was brought over in a sort of operation paperclip scheme. like hes the werner von braun of making soap. politics and schizo rants aside you want the most insane autist you can get making your rockets and soap" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 16:55:43 UTC 98.3K followers, 9617 engagements
"how the SSRI addled fluoride stare gen Z cashier looks at me without greeting or saying anything when i walk up to the counter" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-05 03:55:41 UTC 98.7K followers, 60.3K engagements
"makes sense in theory but in practice would immediately devolve into prostitution" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 21:53:12 UTC 98.3K followers, 5433 engagements
"fyi if youre young and have acne whatever you do dont use accutane. supplement high dose vitamin D use topical vitamin C use fresh pillow case every night and wash face with cold water multiple times a day. it will have the same effect but wont poison you like accutane does" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 23:32:06 UTC 98.3K followers, 18.7K engagements
"is the secret to happiness harmonizing with your boys" @uncledoomer on X 2025-03-24 22:07:17 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.5M engagements
"youll pay that shit you little slop eating piggy" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-14 15:07:57 UTC 98.3K followers, 272.1K engagements
"war is coming. this country was founded on cheap access to slop. the british raised taxes on tea and we slaughtered them en masse. we turned the middle east into a parking lot for petroleum and opium slop. you take away an americans cheap slop and theyll wipe you from the earth" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 13:38:14 UTC 98.7K followers, 47.8K engagements
""hey guys whats up and welcome to my tiktok"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 22:04:24 UTC 98.7K followers, 9993 engagements
"oh wow. so youre telling me its evolutionarily advantageous to eat the most plentiful creature by mass on the planet youre just telling me for the first time" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 00:05:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 168K engagements
"i get the vibe that theres an entire segment of the population that treats a car loan as a rental where if they ever cant afford it or decide they dont want it they just stop paying and let it get repo'd. how did this happen who convinced young people that this is how it works" @uncledoomer on X 2025-04-21 18:06:05 UTC 98.5K followers, 80K engagements
"yeah you fucking retard thats how borrowing money works" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-12 13:53:40 UTC 98.6K followers, 158.3K engagements
"gen Z is the most locked in generation weve seen in decades. millenials and gen X were notorious for their inability to lock in. so what is it about gen Z or their environment that has forced them to become stone cold killas" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-16 21:31:51 UTC 98.7K followers, 335.1K engagements
"AI is hitting people who have no inner monologue like crack in the 80s" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 01:40:23 UTC 98.2K followers, 23.3K engagements
"there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:39:47 UTC 98.7K followers, 23.1M engagements
"little known fact they didnt actually mutate a gene that gives them greater lung capacity because it is useful for survival at high altitudes they did it to take bigger rips off darts" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:28:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 37.5K engagements
"i have absolutely no idea why colon cancer rates are skyrocketing. just no clue whatsoever" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 15:18:35 UTC 98.4K followers, 24.3K engagements
"if you have "organ donor" on your drivers license and youre in an accident the hospital will let you die or outright kill you to make money off harvesting your organs" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:39:29 UTC 98.7K followers, 21.7M engagements
"I have only three things to say; God bless our troops; God bless America; And gentlemen; start your engines" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-04 17:15:42 UTC 98.5K followers, 47K engagements
"this must be a rare exception. theres no way that government bureaucrats are wrong about literally every single thing that we put into our bodies" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 21:08:16 UTC 98.2K followers, 43.2K engagements
"what the fuck chemicals are we being poisoned with that everyone is losing their hair" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 20:01:31 UTC 98.5K followers, 85.7K engagements
"being a millionare in the ozempic era and staying this big is a tremendous flex" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-06 20:23:02 UTC 98.7K followers, 444.3K engagements
"are we all posting and bragging about our cattle scores" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 19:46:50 UTC 98.7K followers, 321.3K engagements
"i'm gonna go on record at this point and say that this "lab grown" meat is probably just a rebranding for the really unpleasant "impossible" style of fake shit that is already on the market" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 13:54:31 UTC 98.5K followers, 11.6K engagements
"i have been asked to expound upon this tag yourself. think long and hard about it" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 17:55:06 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.4M engagements
"thats what a brand new one costs. i refuse to believe someone is that stupid. this has to be a money laundering scheme" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 18:37:28 UTC 98.7K followers, 44.1K engagements
"me before and after dating a girl from new jersey" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-04 13:07:02 UTC 98.2K followers, 822.7K engagements
"i felt like my previous post did not fully convey how ridiculously big this thing is. so i put it in front of some household objects for a sense of scale" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 20:06:01 UTC 98.7K followers, 125.5K engagements
"why does this guy look like hes about to open a shop in my town that sells items that fulfill the townspeoples deepest darkest desires but come at a terrible cost" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 13:53:32 UTC 98.7K followers, 1M engagements
"i think this story is completely made up to be honest" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:44:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 11.1K engagements
"@SkilosRising same thing with shampoo addicts" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:58:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 180.5K engagements
"@hnastay the side says 8mg of nicotine so theyre only slightly stronger than a regular zyn" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 21:45:07 UTC 98.3K followers, 11.3K engagements
"nobody tells you this because everyone has something to sell you but you really can do a great wedding for $10k or less just figure out who in your family has the biggest back yard rent a tent find a caterer in your budget cut corners but frame it as "DIY". its not hard" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 23:06:59 UTC 98.7K followers, 17.7K engagements
"so the japanese heard jazz fusion for the first time in like 1975 and they absolutely cooked with it for the next XX years. italians got a hold of tomatos XXX years ago and they worked that shit to its absolute civilizational pinnacle. sometimes you just find your niche" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 13:14:43 UTC 98.7K followers, 293.3K engagements
"you need to be leaving little hints and clues that you left your mark on this world" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-08 21:03:59 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.4M engagements
"to illustrate what i mean forget the message for a moment and watch with the sound off. its exhausting. its like she is psychotically compelled to max out every face muscle on every single syllable. its grotesque like every frame is a funhouse mirror" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 22:01:57 UTC 98.7K followers, 10.7K engagements
"@LegallyIronic might be sodium lauryl sulfate but its probably more complicated than that" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:10:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 751.9K engagements
""how to do taxes" "what is a W2" "how bad is it if i dont do taxes"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-04-15 16:51:12 UTC 98.7K followers, 10.1M engagements
"men see sydney sweeney as infinitely more attainable than sabrina for the same reason social media makes us retarded. your brain has a hard coded render limit: the dunbar number. sabrina is too hyperreal. sydney still just kinda looks like the hottest peasant girl in your village" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-08 14:53:30 UTC 98.7K followers, 282.7K engagements
"how it feels the morning after X beers in your 30s" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 16:56:04 UTC 98.7K followers, 679.7K engagements
"oh wow a little worm decided that cherry was delicious and fresh enough to snack on. there are nature's miracles all around us and you recoil in horror because you have darkness in your soul" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 12:07:08 UTC 98.7K followers, 40.9K engagements
"dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-21 23:31:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 11.1M engagements
"mixing guiness with monster. you dont see that too much anymore" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 15:12:16 UTC 98.5K followers, 18.6K engagements
"@Shillverstein every company that makes shampoo is also heavily invested in other cosmetics and pharmaceuticals" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:27:39 UTC 98.7K followers, 751.3K engagements
"just watched. as a MOVIE it was excellent. as a movie about FORMULA ONE it was an embarassment to the sport. extremely high quality slop. a fun time for sure" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 21:18:11 UTC 98.3K followers, 4073 engagements
"this freakish woman and her horrifying facial expressions are an example of what ive been calling "narcissus syndrome" where tiktok and other short form selfie video platforms are giving people crippling self image complexes from staring into their own faces all day long" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 21:59:03 UTC 98.7K followers, 164.5K engagements
"@revenant_MMXX we must consult the oracles" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:54:27 UTC 98.2K followers, 5475 engagements
"my theory is that this was a mass formation hypnosis ritual to convince baby boomers to blow their retirement money on bullshit like corvettes cruises and dialysis jack up the price of their dog shit houses they bever fixed and tell their kids and grandkids to fuck off" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-12 16:50:09 UTC 98.5K followers, 14K engagements
"we all got that one friend who never dresses for activities" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 02:50:00 UTC 98.7K followers, 22.9K engagements
"even in a hypothetical dieselpunk scifi world where we rode on zeppelins and cities had gothic skyscraper bridges surrounded by fog if this photo happened the FAA and the NTSB would bend the flight crew and the air traffic controller that allowed this to happen over a table" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 17:21:31 UTC 98.7K followers, 184K engagements
"if youve used any of these sites you should probably be ground into a paste and served to livestock" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-05 13:53:15 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.4M engagements
"you can lose weight very easily by counting calories and reducing time spent sedentary without resorting to ozempic but i dont fault those who have to turn to ozempic because modern processed foods have ruined their ability to self regulate their appetite" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 15:27:59 UTC 98.1K followers, 21.5K engagements
"what are the pigs even honking at it sure aint them B cups" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-09 02:14:06 UTC 98.7K followers, 14.8M engagements
"in retrospect maybe food with this caloric density being available at such stunningly low prices was a civilizationally historic aberration a relic of the dying american century never to return" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-08 17:16:00 UTC 98.7K followers, 794.3K engagements
"@grok @TwonXBT @gainzy222 leave me alone robot or i will use lethal force to defend myself (justified in a court of international warfare law)" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:35:57 UTC 98.1K followers, XX engagements
"beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability but it only kicks in at X beers and drastically drops off at XXX beers becoming a straight debuff at X beers. at X beers if you equip a pool cue other bar patrons appear red on the mini map" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-02 14:28:13 UTC 98.7K followers, 926.1K engagements
"its crazy how quickly the dominant generational cohort switched from boomers to millenials totally skipping gen X and dwarfing gen Z. marketing is gonna be millenial coded forever. you best be ready to hear tame impala and MGMT while youre grocery shopping for the next XX years" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-14 13:23:38 UTC 98.7K followers, 411.6K engagements
"i ordered bootleg zyns from sweden and this is the tin they came in. are you fucking kidding me" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 21:22:55 UTC 98.7K followers, 631.8K engagements
"@broy_jenkins ive been to expensive weddings and ive been to cheap weddings. the expensive ones sure are nice. but i dont think the weddings with lower budgets had any bearing on whether the couple loves each other" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 23:20:08 UTC 98.3K followers, XXX engagements
"oh wait haha this one isnt a conspiracy theory its real. dont be an organ donor. if you do die the hospital can ask your family for your organs anyway" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:41:29 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.1M engagements
"if i drove X minutes in the UK they would execute me" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 17:51:56 UTC 98.7K followers, 5.7M engagements
"why would they put the moon thing with all those lies" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 12:40:46 UTC 98.7K followers, 23.3K engagements
"women actually hate when you do this to them" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 05:04:36 UTC 98.7K followers, 667.3K engagements
"nothing more insufferable than someone who doesnt drink coffee and who feels the need to remind you that they dont drink coffee on a regular basis" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 12:47:29 UTC 98.7K followers, 58K engagements
"@chrisorzy yes i have sources to back it up. source: i know it in my heart to be true because i have good intuition about these things" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:08:01 UTC 98.7K followers, 558.6K engagements
"not sure what point youre trying to make i would live here in a heartbeat" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 11:36:11 UTC 98.5K followers, 48.5K engagements
"@StoicinMN it says XX but that appears to be the weight of the whole pouch. on the side it says 8mg of nicotine each" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 22:06:12 UTC 98.1K followers, 24.4K engagements
"@simulaxion theyre as good as the hard-to-find black cherry zyn 6mg slims (my white whale) in terms of nicotine and sweetness and moistness but the black cherry flavor isnt QUITE as good as the zyns. but it is definitely good enough that i will go through this jumbo can. itll take a while" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 20:05:37 UTC 98.1K followers, XX engagements
"every "so and so reacts to xyz for first time" is a minstrel show being put on for views. it is the lowest form of slop imaginable. if you waste any of your time consuming this content they should put you in the pod from the matrix and use your ass as a X volt battery forever" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 01:04:42 UTC 98.7K followers, 221K engagements
"buying a $50000 robot to get a $XX car wash" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 13:08:14 UTC 98.7K followers, 89.1K engagements
"@Tha_Big_Dog the best is the 80s with the 22RE ;)" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 19:23:39 UTC 98.7K followers, XXX engagements
"hey casey just checking in on this did the apple check clear" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 23:33:51 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.3M engagements
"crossing off "coldplay concert" from a list of ideas of places to take the side chick" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 11:53:43 UTC 98.6K followers, 7269 engagements
"i was under the impression from dating app discourse that this actually seldom happens to fishermen" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:19:22 UTC 98.7K followers, 96K engagements
"they just fired colbert and this is all you got cooked" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 01:57:07 UTC 98.7K followers, 24.5K engagements
"im sorry but calling this a "zogboiled slopbag" is one of the funniest things ive ever heard" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-30 03:06:25 UTC 98.2K followers, 1.8M engagements
"you wouldnt be able to make it X minutes here without looking at your phone" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 15:00:26 UTC 98.7K followers, 53.7K engagements
"do people in china just live with constant migraines and eye strain from getting blasted with a million terrawatts of LED light at all times" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-07 11:02:38 UTC 98.6K followers, 1.6M engagements
"while were at it with the dire wolves theres another extinct animal that we should bring back:" @uncledoomer on X 2025-04-13 13:51:49 UTC 98.2K followers, 291.9K engagements
"@corgothic if you showed me at XX a picture of sydney sweeney at XX my eyes would have popped out of my head my tongue would have rolled out of my mouth and i would have begun hitting myself over the head with a giant wooden mallet" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-12 20:24:55 UTC 98.6K followers, 48.8K engagements
"billions of people are gonna have to die man" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 14:06:17 UTC 98.7K followers, 332.3K engagements
"@htmlmencken i fondly remember going with my dad to sears in the 90s when he broke a tool because craftsman would replace anything no questions asked" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:28:15 UTC 98.5K followers, 1831 engagements
"friday night and the only beer in the house is an IPA someone left after my july 4th barbecue" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-12 00:21:03 UTC 98.6K followers, 27.5K engagements
""someday all of this will be sold to blackrock"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 17:25:43 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.6M engagements
"theyve done it. scientists have discovered the most mexican truck ever built" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-10 18:11:25 UTC 98.6K followers, 77.5K engagements
"baby boomers married and divorced three of these by age XX and you are XX living in an apartment with a situationship" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 02:33:04 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.5M engagements
""so then get this after the AI calls itself 'mechahitler' and threatens to rape will stancil the government announces that THATS the AI that its gonna use to decide who gets hit with a drone strike"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 01:32:43 UTC 98.7K followers, 66.7K engagements
"no society isnt collapsing because somebody made a wife wojak. no vast swaths of the populace arent gooning to this. that account is run by someone promoting a wifejak based shitcoin. and honestly whoever is running it is hitting generational numbers engagement farming people" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-03 01:55:01 UTC 98.6K followers, 8970 engagements
"crossing off "coldplay concert" from a list of ideas of places to take tne side hoe" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 11:44:59 UTC 98.1K followers, 1193 engagements
"sending this picture to my head of Human Resources with "this could be us"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 01:36:28 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.7M engagements
"i once showed a pic of sydney sweeney to some 19-20yo zoomers i work with when we were shooting the shit about who the hottest famous chicks are. they were ambivalent about sweeney and started showing me pictures of E girls and dua lipa. is sydney sweeney millenial boomerslop" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-12 20:01:07 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.1M engagements
"a huge number of wisdom teeth removals are unnecessary. only a small percentage of wisdom teeth actually pose a health risk. if theyre coming in straight they might be sore but they dont need to be removed. dentists rip perfectly healthy teeth out of your mouth to make money" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 19:20:05 UTC 98.7K followers, 74.7K engagements
"if that CEO had simply taken his HR side piece to a katy perry concert instead we would have never known" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-18 21:53:16 UTC 98.6K followers, 5685 engagements
"this might not be the case for everyone but theres songs ive listened to for years seen them live own the CD 1000 plays on streaming and i dont know the words. i just dont care about the words. i listen for the vibes. its called being immune to brainwashing. try it sometime" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 19:10:46 UTC 98.7K followers, 40.8K engagements
""greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies the other tells only truth"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 14:58:57 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.3M engagements
"having a "thing: japan" moment because i found out that not only does japan have costco the parking lot of japanese costco is lined with cherry trees. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-13 21:00:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 9378 engagements
"the sad truth is that scene girls dont exist anymore but the real reason is that normies have gone extinct. every girl is some variant of quirk chungus now theres no need for the scene girl anymore which arose out of a need to distance from normie foids" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-20 13:31:37 UTC 98.7K followers, 3.9M engagements
"this is how it feels when youre X hours into your shift and crashing out so you crack a monster energy and take a couple blinkers off the geek bar" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:35:03 UTC 98.7K followers, 9882 engagements
"@UgaritNoosphere i just think theyre all lying. who hasnt heard zeppelin or queen. its been on the radio in every mall and pharmacy for XX years" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 02:28:33 UTC 98.1K followers, 3353 engagements
"this was actually entirely fake. they made up the rivalry for the movie. salieri and mozart were not just amicable working in the same field at the same time they were friends and spoke highly of each other" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 03:24:44 UTC 98.7K followers, 178K engagements
"@jeff16489365420 its X winning blackjack hands. hit the casino" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-17 23:17:05 UTC 98.1K followers, XXX engagements
"if this was my life at XX i would eat a shotgun barrel" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-10 02:50:00 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.5M engagements
"its not enough that i should succeed. others should fail" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-10 14:00:05 UTC 98.6K followers, 10.5K engagements
"how it feels peeling out of the bar parking lot after last call" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 16:32:38 UTC 98.7K followers, 5180 engagements
"why is every zoomer guy obsessed with the idea of being on the receiving end of some sort of violence from a chick in corpse makeup and a hot topic fit" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-07 21:20:46 UTC 98.7K followers, 1.3M engagements
"the pitfall here is to declare a man gay for caring about home decorations. but thats not the crux here. caring about the aesthetics of your home is normal. but this man not only agreed to participate in a tiktok trend he did so enthusiastically. thats whats gay about it" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 14:27:34 UTC 98.7K followers, 22.2K engagements
"its time to walk in with a paper resume and a firm hand shake. we are so fucking back" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 05:20:09 UTC 98.7K followers, 464.3K engagements
"@br0keR4sputin sorry was off by one. not sure why google is wrong but not surprised the AI fucked up" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-09 14:05:55 UTC 98.1K followers, 2677 engagements
"a small number of paid influencers hiding within a much larger number of irredeemably stupid marks want to convince you this cattle feed will bring any value to your life whatsoever beyond being the same level of slop that baby boomers veg out to on TV" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-15 13:33:14 UTC 98.3K followers, 11.2K engagements
"nobody says "its hot out" anymore. they say some shit like "sweatoids seething over AC chads"" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 01:03:48 UTC 98.7K followers, 108.5K engagements
"look im okay with gen z doing shit like this. whatever gets them to stop looking at their phones for a while" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 12:30:28 UTC 98.7K followers, 9428 engagements
"i need the star wars language coors light sign" @uncledoomer on X 2025-06-16 17:06:21 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.1M engagements
"europeans at 3pm after putting in a hard days work at their $15000 a year salaried job (they pay $XXX in rent and beer costs XX cents)" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 13:07:40 UTC 98.7K followers, 2.6M engagements
"RIP he died doing what he loved. sucking at comedy" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 16:39:22 UTC 98.7K followers, 115.1K engagements
"that is not to say that this doesnt happen but this specific post has "made up for reddit karma" written all over it" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-23 03:45:03 UTC 98.7K followers, 2877 engagements
"how is this guy gonna complain about birth rates and then release the goon bot 9000" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-16 13:45:51 UTC 98.7K followers, 111.6K engagements
"americans talk about the return of fast food menu items like it was the return of Christ" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-19 00:49:53 UTC 98.6K followers, 374.3K engagements
"i could tell about XX hours into "hawk tuah" that it was gonna be fucking insufferable and last for weeks and thats the feeling im getting from this coldplay concert affair video now. can we move on" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-20 05:02:31 UTC 98.7K followers, 19.1K engagements
"it actually wouldnt be hard to make a game that looks like this. anyone who says it would be difficult to make a game with graphics like this is trying to grift you for seed money that they will then use to either make a much shittier looking game or no game at all" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-22 19:52:32 UTC 98.7K followers, 86.6K engagements
"why are people nostalgic for shit like this it was slop then and its indistinguishable from the slop we have now. im not particularly nostalgic for big box warehouse stores. im nostalgic for a time when we werent all taking psychic damage from our phones 24/7" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-21 01:16:01 UTC 98.7K followers, 119.2K engagements
"finally a tax break that benefits baby boomers specifically" @uncledoomer on X 2025-07-11 15:16:53 UTC 98.6K followers, 622.3K engagements