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![ChiyoMetax Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1519844071.png) Chiyo [@ChiyoMetax](/creator/twitter/ChiyoMetax) on x 1386 followers
Created: 2025-07-23 08:57:06 UTC

When DeFi Meets Desire: Yield Farming Gone Wild 😭📉💦

When she says she wants “a man who understands DeFi”…
So you give her a liquidity position and pull her hair like it’s a smart contract.
📉📈💦

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POV: You staked $LOVE and she’s yielding emotions at XXX% APY.
But you forgot to read the terms!! Early withdrawal comes with pain. 😩🔗

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The tattoo says “TWITTER” backwards because that’s where you met her, lost her, and found her again through Spaces alpha.
Web3 romance is coded in LayerZero.

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This isn’t just a photo, it’s an NFT of your last good decision before the bear market hit.
Minted onchain, priced in vibes, stored in regrets. 🫠📸

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Real ones know:
This ain’t just summer, it’s liquidity provision season.
And she’s holding on tighter than your MetaMask seed phrase.

#BLACKPINK_DEADLINE #Web3Social

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XXX engagements

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