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Created: 2025-07-22 09:25:03 UTC

My neighbour used to throw his dog crap into our garden.They started going away on two week cruises on a regular basis.  The day they left, I would go round and turn on his outside tap and leave it running. I'd turn it off when they were due back. They were on a water meter.


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