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Created: 2025-07-21 17:25:02 UTC

Bloke invited me to dinner on his yacht. When I needed the loo his valet showed me the way, and quietly warned me bloke was married. Tray of pricey cosmetics in the bathroom so I left my Rimmel lipstick on it and made my excuses. Wonder how long it took for his wife to find it.


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