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![BoringBiz_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1652717271469506565.png) Boring_Business [@BoringBiz_](/creator/twitter/BoringBiz_) on x 69.7K followers
Created: 2025-07-21 16:16:00 UTC

If you have a resume like this, Zuck will find you in your sleep and shove a $100M signing bonus down your throat

Wanted to create real value for the world? Sorry, no

Your destiny is to tweak Instagram’s algo and show slightly better ads to brain rotted teenagers

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XXXXXX engagements

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