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![TheBabylonBee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::4914384040.png) The Babylon Bee [@TheBabylonBee](/creator/twitter/TheBabylonBee) on x 5M followers
Created: 2025-07-18 14:32:53 UTC

Local Dad Has Said Nothing But 'Shut The Door!' Since Spring

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