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![fesshole Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1007749631818821638.png) Fesshole🧻 [@fesshole](/creator/twitter/fesshole) on x 1.1M followers
Created: 2025-07-13 17:25:02 UTC

Both my brother and sister got caught shoplifting as kids. I was therefore seen as the morally superior one. Truth is, I was a much better thief than them - took loads and never got caught.


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