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![fesshole Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1007749631818821638.png) Fesshole🧻 [@fesshole](/creator/twitter/fesshole) on x 1.1M followers
Created: 2025-07-11 17:25:02 UTC

My GF thinks I really love our plants because I always offer to water them. Really it's because they're too close to my expensive TV and I don't trust her not to pour water on it as well as them


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