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![fesshole Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1007749631818821638.png) Fesshole🧻 [@fesshole](/creator/twitter/fesshole) on x 1.1M followers
Created: 2025-07-09 19:25:02 UTC

When I was younger i watched an episode of the Simpsons where Homer eats a bunch of tulips. The scene made them look so tasty. So you can guess where this is going, I took one out my neighbour's garden & bit the head off it. It tasted disgusting & had an earwig inside.


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