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![fesshole Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1007749631818821638.png) Fesshole🧻 [@fesshole](/creator/twitter/fesshole) on x 1.1M followers
Created: 2025-07-03 20:25:02 UTC

My ex-girlfriend offered me a threesome, but I turned it down because I didn't fancy her friend Lauren. But she didn't mean *that* Lauren. She meant another Lauren. Other Lauren was absolutely beautiful. I think about this mistake most days. It haunts me.


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