[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Mike P [@mikepat711](/creator/twitter/mikepat711) on x 10.9K followers Created: 2025-06-06 18:28:49 UTC It’s XX degrees Fahrenheit in PA. Sun blaring, humid as heck. You’re out running errands. Your car is in the back of the parking lot. Carrying bags of melting groceries, you walk across the blacktop, heat sweltering from the ground to make it even worse. You make it to the car, you’re sweating. You open the trunk, a wave of even worse heat blasts your face like opening an oven door. Walk around to the driver’s side, open the door, and you’re blasted again with even worse heat. Your car has leather seats, and your shorts are short. You sit down, thighs burn on the hot leather as you continue to sweat. Reach for the seatbelt, accidentally run the buckle across your forearm. OUCH. metal burns your skin, sweat running down your face. Finally you start the car, AC blasting at full force as you continue to sweat. You open the windows to let heat escape, but it doesn’t really help. You’ve just gotta wait until 10-15 minutes into the drive when your cabin reaches 70, and you can finally stop sweating. Or you can just buy a Tesla, open up the app on your phone from inside the store and tap the fan button. When your car reaches desired temp, you’ll receive a push notification on your phone that your Tesla is ready for you, at 70F with cooled seats. And the best part? Since the car is electric, it’s always on. You don’t need to “remote start” your vehicle and have it blowing exhaust in everyone’s face. It’s just there, on, and ready for you to go. But wait, that blacktop, that sun, that heat! What about that?? I don’t want to walk across that lot! Chill! Your Tesla also has a button inside of the app called “summon,” which will quite literally move your car from the back of the parking lot, and bring it right up to those automatic glass doors autonomously as you watch in that epic XX degree grocery store air. Just walk out, jump in and you’re good to go. Stop living like some ancient, 20th century low tech fool and get the right car next time!  XXXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [trunk](/topic/trunk) [bags](/topic/bags) [Post Link](https://x.com/mikepat711/status/1931055693718757565)
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Mike P @mikepat711 on x 10.9K followers
Created: 2025-06-06 18:28:49 UTC
It’s XX degrees Fahrenheit in PA. Sun blaring, humid as heck.
You’re out running errands. Your car is in the back of the parking lot. Carrying bags of melting groceries, you walk across the blacktop, heat sweltering from the ground to make it even worse. You make it to the car, you’re sweating. You open the trunk, a wave of even worse heat blasts your face like opening an oven door.
Walk around to the driver’s side, open the door, and you’re blasted again with even worse heat. Your car has leather seats, and your shorts are short. You sit down, thighs burn on the hot leather as you continue to sweat. Reach for the seatbelt, accidentally run the buckle across your forearm. OUCH. metal burns your skin, sweat running down your face.
Finally you start the car, AC blasting at full force as you continue to sweat. You open the windows to let heat escape, but it doesn’t really help. You’ve just gotta wait until 10-15 minutes into the drive when your cabin reaches 70, and you can finally stop sweating.
Or you can just buy a Tesla, open up the app on your phone from inside the store and tap the fan button. When your car reaches desired temp, you’ll receive a push notification on your phone that your Tesla is ready for you, at 70F with cooled seats. And the best part? Since the car is electric, it’s always on. You don’t need to “remote start” your vehicle and have it blowing exhaust in everyone’s face. It’s just there, on, and ready for you to go.
But wait, that blacktop, that sun, that heat! What about that?? I don’t want to walk across that lot!
Chill! Your Tesla also has a button inside of the app called “summon,” which will quite literally move your car from the back of the parking lot, and bring it right up to those automatic glass doors autonomously as you watch in that epic XX degree grocery store air. Just walk out, jump in and you’re good to go.
Stop living like some ancient, 20th century low tech fool and get the right car next time!
XXXXXXX engagements
