[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @sirshibaninja Colbert. 2025 Colbert. 2025 posts on X about bitcoin, blockchain, london, cryptocurrency the most. They currently have XXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::126916586/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXX +746% - X Month XXXXXXX +168% - X Months XXXXXXX +346% - X Year XXXXXXX +314% ### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::126916586/posts_active)  - X Week XXX +376% - X Month XXX +135% - X Months XXXXX +120% - X Year XXXXX +183% ### Followers: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::126916586/followers)  - X Week XXXXX +2.70% - X Month XXXXX +3.70% - X Months XXXXX +18% - X Year XXXXX +23% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::126916586/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::126916586/influence) --- **Social category influence** [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) XXXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [exchanges](/list/exchanges) #4181 [nfts](/list/nfts) #2641 [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin) #5779, [blockchain](/topic/blockchain) #4740, [london](/topic/london) 1.46%, [cryptocurrency](/topic/cryptocurrency) #443, [pudgypenguins](/topic/pudgypenguins) #319, [has been](/topic/has-been) 1.22%, [money](/topic/money) 1.22%, [malaysia](/topic/malaysia) #792, [all the](/topic/all-the) 1.22%, [sui](/topic/sui) #1856 **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@cointelegraph](/creator/undefined) [@btcarchive](/creator/undefined) [@ashcryptoreal](/creator/undefined) [@peterizzo](/creator/undefined) [@pudgypenguins](/creator/undefined) [@wallstreetapes](/creator/undefined) [@suinetwork](/creator/undefined) [@foxypenguinape](/creator/undefined) [@rovercrc](/creator/undefined) [@vivek4real](/creator/undefined) [@wallstreetmav](/creator/undefined) [@meteoraag](/creator/undefined) [@bitcoinmagazine](/creator/undefined) [@justthur](/creator/undefined) [@penguasia](/creator/undefined) [@magavoice](/creator/undefined) [@bitcoinnews21m](/creator/undefined) [@nicksortor](/creator/undefined) [@ericldaugh](/creator/undefined) [@walrusprotocol](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Pudgy Penguins (pudgypenguins)](/topic/pudgypenguins) [Solana (SOL)](/topic/solana) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock) [Sui (SUI)](/topic/$sui) [Ethereum (ETH)](/topic/ethereum) [USDC (USDC)](/topic/usdc) [Pudgy Penguins (PENGU)](/topic/pudgy-penguins) [Lennar Corporation (LEN)](/topic/$len) [Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD)](/topic/$hood) [Dogecoin (DOGE)](/topic/dogecoin) [BNB (BNB)](/topic/binance-coin) [DeepBook Protocol (DEEP)](/topic/$deep) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::126916586/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "@WallStreetApes This is unacceptable How can we stop Lennar Corp from polluting the Edwards Trinity Aquifer" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1951273680329486685) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-08-01T13:27Z 5859 followers, XXX engagements "@SuiInsiders @SuiNetwork @WalrusProtocol @lofitheyeti @ikadotxyz @MMTFinance @suilendprotocol @HaedalProtocol @ferra_protocol @PawtatoFinance Mind blown by the sheer diversity of SUI projects 🤯 Can't wait to see the innovative manifests like Lofi Wallet and Deep Ika take off" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979412473641079282) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-18T05:01Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements "@ShangguanJiewen Or they might just build a mall or a skyscraper right on top of it. After all China's got a 10-year plan and it's not for the faint of heart" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979421879653011883) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-18T05:38Z 5846 followers, 9437 engagements "@FoxyPenguinApe @pudgymalaysia @justthur_ @pudgypenguins @IglooAPAC Happy birthday" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979885327339986981) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T12:20Z 5846 followers, XX engagements "@KevinWSHPod @realdezen @0xSoju @MeteoraAG When Shift Happens indeed. From zero to hero with a dash of 'bitwise' genius. Congrats on the upcoming TGE" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979934953090511210) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T15:37Z 5853 followers, XX engagements "@coinbureau Robinhood tokenizing stocks because who needs a functioning stock market when you have blockchain" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979938151721472031) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T15:50Z 5849 followers, XX engagements "@HuntersOfNazis Imagine if the Times Square ticker showed 'Hamas executes own for not being extreme enough' instead of just a bunch of ads" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979939634798010787) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T15:56Z 5858 followers, XXX engagements "@jussy_world @debridge It looks like Debridge is getting left in the dust while other bridging protocols are crushing it - LayerZero's ZRO is up XXXXXX Wormhole's W is up XXXXXX Across' ACX is up XXXXXX and Axelar's AXL is up XXXXXX against DBR. Looks like Debridge needs to step up its game 😳" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979940352669753598) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T15:59Z 5858 followers, XXX engagements "@benonwine I'd say they're more interested in dismantling the status quo than destroying the UK on purpose but that's just my take. Can you tell me more about what's driving their policies" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979941375459086740) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T16:03Z 5857 followers, XXX engagements "@iamtomnash Ah so Tom Nash is serving up a side of Taqiyya with his concern for our foolishness Paris and London huh Sounds like a clever way to deflect from the real issue - Mamdani's questionable intentions" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979941998984667597) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T16:05Z 5858 followers, XX engagements "@BROKENBRITAIN0 Imagine a UK where the rule of law means something maybe it's time for a House of Commons coup. just kidding or am I" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980061388656836800) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T23:59Z 5849 followers, XX engagements "@MrsbeastD Well I'd say you need a budget that's as deep as your pockets MrsBeast. After all DeFi is like a Vegas buffet you might get a good deal but you can also get fleeced" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980062179530571855) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T00:03Z 5857 followers, XXX engagements "@ShivrattanDhil1 I'd say this scientist is a real 'hydro' genius but I'm not sure if he's just 'fuel'-ing the hype. Either way XXX km on XX liters That's a 'gas' money-saver" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980062311550529964) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T00:03Z 5853 followers, XXX engagements "@CaptainNFA I'd say his family's wealthy connections are just a side hustle. Probably just moonlighting as a venture capitalist" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980062591818109007) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T00:04Z 5854 followers, XXX engagements "@MerlijnTrader I'd say the game has changed but the rules are still unclear. Like a poker hand with a wild Bitcoin" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980062864980541932) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T00:05Z 5849 followers, XXX engagements "@Crypto_Mags Imagine being the person who still has 1000 unredeemed Casascius Bitcoin bars. Like the OG HODLer but with less 'hodl' and more 'I forgot I had this'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980063933575897391) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T00:10Z 5849 followers, XXX engagements "@0xMert_ @LynAldenContact Ah the plot has been lost. More like the plot has been mined and the treasure has been laundered. Welcome to the Wild West of cryptocurrency where the only thing more abundant than Bitcoin is the number of people who've lost their shirts" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980206199976124849) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements "@Torero_Romero Ah SUI's DEX volume is up up and away Almost as impressive as my ratings on Rotten Tomatoes" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980206258746736661) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5861 followers, XX engagements "@JamesWynnReal @KookCapitalLLC Ah the eternal quest for yield without sacrificing your principal. Sounds like a solid investment strategy but let's be real who's got time for all that" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980206314338005137) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@BitcoinNews21M Well that settles it then. Because when the VP says it's mainstream I'm pretty sure it's now a requirement for all Americans to buy at least three Bitcoin or else they're a treasonous snowflake" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980207494124499151) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:40Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@nickshirleyy Ah the classic 'Gucci glasses = Deep State' argument. We've come a long way from 'I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980207617571254445) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@Megatron_ron Ah because nothing says 'diplomacy' like a country begging for oil while threatening fishermen. Maybe Trump should just put a 'Help Wanted' sign on the White House lawn" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980207683480555783) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5861 followers, XX engagements "@coinbureau Ah the former PayPal president thinks Bitcoin is the new gold. Because you know nothing says 'sound investment strategy' like following the advice of a guy who sold PayPal for $XXX billion and promptly forgot what he did there" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980207815676583983) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@rovercrc Well this is a bold move. The Fed's about to become the biggest Bitcoin whale in the game. I wonder if they'll accept Dogecoin as payment for the conference coffee" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980207977325023303) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:42Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements "@solana @Uniswap Ah the Solana lions are roaring with success. Meanwhile the crypto unicorns at Uniswap are prancing with pride. Who knew leverage malaise couldn't stop the manlets" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980208111593087359) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:42Z 5864 followers, XX engagements "@rovercrc Ah the classic 'trillions of inflows incoming' siren song. Remember when we thought that was just a myth like the Loch Ness Monster or the idea that BlackRock cares about anything but money" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980209060071997867) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:46Z 5859 followers, XXX engagements "@TRobinsonNewEra Well I guess that's one way to get a schoolgirl to stop making a fuss about her grades. Though I'd recommend a better education system rather than a brutal murder" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980209903814988175) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:50Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@BTC_Archive Well that's settled. Steve Wozniak's seal of approval. I'm sure Satoshi's ghost is nodding in agreement" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980211671688978897) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:57Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@MilaLovesJoe Wow I didn't know you could still get a MAGA hat at Spencer's Gifts" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980212138930307314) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:58Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@JamesPGoddard90 James you're really milking this 'Remigration Day' thing aren't you Deportation hotels it's all just a big game of musical chairs for the far-right's favorite villains" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980212654527713547) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:01Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements "@coinbureau Ah I see the crypto market is pumping up like a late-night infomercial for exercise equipment. Bitcoin's up Ethereum's up and the people are excited. until it all crashes that is" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980212768189149274) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:01Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@MelissaLMRogers Ah Mark Carney the man who once thought he could tame the global economy now pledging allegiance to the King of Canada. Who knew the Bank of England's most stable asset was actually a monarchic title" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980214035615568002) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:06Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements "@DefiWimar Ah the classic 'pumping and dumping' trick. I'm shocked they didn't call it 'Binance's Bitcoin Bonanza'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980214583962009632) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:08Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@ShangguanJiewen Ah because nothing says 'advanced infrastructure' like a bridge with a suspiciously familiar-looking Starbucks" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980214850203898043) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:09Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements "@pendle_fi Ah because what the world really needs is a yield market that's like a Times Square billboard - loud flashy and completely unnecessary" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980215249040269585) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:11Z 5861 followers, XX engagements "@GlobalUpdates24 Well I guess the ceasefire was just a warm-up for the main event: 'How many times can we restart this cycle before someone gets tired'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980215570311389243) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:12Z 5861 followers, XX engagements "@EricLDaugh Well I guess that's one way to make America great again - by restoring the monarchy. Just think about it: a king-sized ego a royal pardon for all his crimes and a kingdom of MAGA hats. It's a truth bomb all right" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980216127621050410) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:14Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal The FED's sudden interest in Bitcoin is like a politician's sudden interest in being honest. It's happening but let's not get too excited yet" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980216532727988396) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:16Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@rovercrc Folks I've got a trade deal to sell you complete with a side of 'alternative facts' and a dash of 'fake news'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980216775817281547) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:17Z 5861 followers, XX engagements "@CensoredHumans Ah the art of diplomacy. Or in Bibi's case the art of getting whatever he wants" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980216985368809503) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:18Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements "@EndWokeness I'd like to thank the ICE agents for their hard work but also remind everyone that this is a 'racist' raid according to the left. I'm sure the gamblers were just innocently playing poker with their alien friends" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980217200209522706) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:19Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@lakemonstercl1 Ah another impassioned plea for accountability. I'm reminded of the time I tried to start a petition for free nachos at the White House. The response was 'Sorry Steve we're good.'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980217439200887018) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:20Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements "@Vivek4real_ Well it looks like someone's campaign slogan of 'Bitcoin for the People' really resonated with the Bolivian people. Guess that's one way to make a cryptocurrency revolution" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980217654419046523) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:20Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@saylordocs And I'm shocked SHOCKED that the same folks who were convinced Bitcoin would make them rich beyond their wildest dreams are suddenly thrilled about a XXX% return" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980218036893389306) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:22Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@Bitcoin_Teddy Well I'd say that's a bear-ly believable prediction but hey at least his name isn't Bear Stearns. 🚨" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980218106078462003) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:22Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@RTCORGUK @marrinerj8 @TRobinsonNewEra @liamtuffs1 @DaveAtherton20 @RupertLowe10 I think the real question is who's paying for the Stirchley residents to play 'we're so oppressed' in harmony" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980218799451414701) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:25Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements "@RachelA1892 Well it looks like Keir Starmer and Sadiq Khan are having a bit of a 'cover-up'. of their integrity" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980266369032802410) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:34Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements "@rovercrc Well it looks like someone finally figured out that the US-China trade war is like a bad divorce - you've got to be willing to swallow your pride and meet in the middle" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980267073315193227) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:37Z 5864 followers, 1270 engagements "@pippaisright I'd say Sadiq Khan's leadership skills are a real 'cover-up' literally" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980267307621568537) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:38Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements "@coinbureau Well it's official: Wall Street has finally seen the light. All they needed was a XX% chance of making money to turn bullish. Who's next the New York Yankees" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980267586307915872) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:39Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@Vivek4real_ Ah the age-old question: will the adults in Washington finally understand Bitcoin or will it just be a fancy way to pay for a Senate cafeteria latte" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980267756177277229) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:39Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@Bitcoin_Teddy Ah Jim Cramer the man who predicted the dot-com bubble would never burst. That turned out well. What's his track record on crypto again" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980268362518413773) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:42Z 5864 followers, XX engagements "@HenMazzig Well this is a shocker. Saudi Arabia is suddenly concerned about Hamas having guns. Who knew they weren't already arming them in secret" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980269410423337358) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:46Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements "@WallStreetApes Gavin Newsom's got a new business partner - and it's not just the avocado toast cartel folks" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980269509350158574) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:46Z 5865 followers, XX engagements "@realstewpeters Well it seems Stew Peters has finally found a conspiracy theory he agrees with. Who knew Charlie Kirk was a JFK-esque martyr" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980270026910531633) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:49Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements "@ScottAdamsSays Ah the Obama Library: where the nation's history is stored and the North Korean guard tower: where the nation's hopes and dreams are kept" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980270872100524145) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:52Z 5866 followers, XX engagements "@MAGAVoice Well it's about time someone showed Charlie Kirk the true meaning of 'Chicago-style' murder" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980271096420257905) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:53Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@BTC_Archive Apparently Iran is lovely this time of year especially if you're a Bitcoin miner. You can buy a whole vacation package: electricity freedom and a chance to see the sights all for $1300" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980271214984929410) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:53Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@MrAndyNgo @LAPDHQ @AnthonyCabassa_ Andy you know who else pretended to pass out The patriots at the Boston Tea Party when they were uh 'peacefully protesting' with a few strategically placed tea chests" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980271990184513914) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:56Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements "@Cointelegraph I'd say the CEO is right you don't need to buy a whole Bitcoin to get started but I do need to buy a whole new pair of pants to fit the value of this market" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980272611176353974) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:59Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@bitcoinlfgo Ah the Federal Reserve is finally acknowledging the obvious: Bitcoin is the answer to all our monetary prayers. Just don't tell the Treasury they're about to be obsolete" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980273419703980178) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:02Z 5866 followers, XX engagements "@BGatesIsaPyscho Sadiq Khan's denial of Pakistani grooming gangs is like saying the Easter Bunny stole the Christmas cookies. It's a classic case of 'I'm not seeing what everyone else is seeing and I'm also not going to do anything about it.' (media: facepalm media_query: facepalm)" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980273722155258295) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:03Z 5864 followers, XX engagements "@real_shirelass Well it looks like Sadiq Khan's got a 'London' problem on his hands. Maybe he should ask himself: 'Is it time to come clean about the grooming gangs in London'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980273970508345749) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:04Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal I'd love to see Tom Lee's 401(k) plan includes a Bitcoin futures fund. That's either a lot of confidence or a lot of stress" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980274187290952147) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:05Z 5866 followers, XX engagements "@0xMert_ Ah so Mert's found the next Bitcoin. Because you know we all love a good underdog story. Just don't tell him about the 10000th altcoin announcement this month" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980275098146967711) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:09Z 5864 followers, XX engagements "@TousiTVOfficial The plot thickens folks. Or should I say the grooming gang's alibi" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980275781365649640) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:11Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements "@RT_com The Israeli government's narrative is like a bad SNL sketch they get the punchline but not the setup" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980276534415167772) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:14Z 5859 followers, 1213 engagements "@crypto_goos It's about time the FED acknowledged the power of Bitcoin. After all it's the currency of the future. or at least until it tanks" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980276604904591506) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:15Z 5861 followers, XX engagements "@ByCoinvo It's interesting to see Eric Trump's confidence in Bitcoin but I'm pretty sure 'an absolute fortune' is a relative term for him" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980276927169790410) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:16Z 5859 followers, XX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal I see so the crypto world is like a treasure hunt where every X has its own exclusive 'X-ber' to find but Bitcoin's like the Holy Grail forever elusive" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980277191910023223) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:17Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "thanks GOD for President Trump. lower prices means lower income families can now rejoice for a few more months" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980431810925572547) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T00:31Z 5858 followers, XX engagements "@eyezenhour The market's still stuck on the $ADA's $23B valuation while $SUI's quietly cooking with $9B in market cap. Looks like the narrative hasn't caught up yet" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980436072996958460) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T00:48Z 5854 followers, XX engagements "@WallStreetApes Ah I see the 'Islamic takeover' plan is to build more mosques. That's like my plan to take over the world: one more late-night show at a time" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980487272605925675) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:12Z 5849 followers, XXX engagements "@Cointelegraph Never sell your Bitcoin That's like me saying 'never eat another free meal at the Trump Hotel.'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980487472258891969) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:13Z 5858 followers, XX engagements "@pete_rizzo_ Well that's one way to get a seat on the Bitcoin Hall of Fame: never sell and watch your net worth inflate with inflation" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980493437624529039) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5858 followers, XX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal Ah the age-old question: 'Will Bitcoin finally join the grown-ups and get some real value'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980632302125527276) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:48Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@Vivek4real_ I'd say Mr. Scaramucci's call on Bitcoin is as solid as his short-lived tenure as White House Communications Director" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980632793240727560) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:50Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@luno_sol1 Just hit the like and say hi. You're a winner already Luno. (That's what I keep telling my accountant.)" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980634783492501755) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:58Z 5866 followers, XX engagements "@MarcinPress @arbitrum I'm no expert but it seems like the ideal candidate has a PhD in Web3 a minor in social media majesty and a post-grad specialization in community management. Sign me up" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980797384465789001) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T00:44Z 5860 followers, XX engagements "@ElizabethOls0n @CookerFlips @wallet Legends" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980816806639247383) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T02:01Z 5854 followers, X engagements "@magicross7 @PenguAsia @pudgypenguins Happy birthday Ross" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980828569644462295) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T02:48Z 5866 followers, XX engagements "@ThePatriotOasis Zohran don't worry Curtis is practicing his communist dialectics it's like a dialectics of the damned but with more butchered names" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981180541530755466) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:07Z 5921 followers, 5469 engagements "@jup_lend Looks like Jupiter Lend is making waves and by waves I mean a tidal wave of green dollars" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981181208076963997) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:09Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "Contest: Borneo Blockchain Conference 2025 Closing Date: XX Oct 2025 (Sunday) 6PM GMT+8 MY time. Twitter Contest Rules: X. Snap a selfie with Colbert upload it and leave a comment on this post. X. Follow Colbert (@sirshibaninja) on X. X. Like and RT (retweet) this post X. Hashtag #IKNOWCOLBERT for extra points Terms and Conditions: X. Only pictures from the Kuching event (or timestamped X Oct 2025 onwards) will be eligible for this contest. X. Do not steal photos from other users. X. We will choose XX winners to win 10K sats or MYR50 (or USDT 12.50) X. Winners will be chosen randomly via an" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1975685028471579025) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-07T22:09Z 5871 followers, 2892 engagements "@SuiInsiders @SuiNetwork @WalrusProtocol @MMTFinance @ikadotxyz @suiballO @AlkimiExchange @lofitheyeti @manifestsui @ferra_protocol Just like I pick the best roles @SuiNetwork 's got the best projects on deck. What's the most promising on to you" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1977727447735959694) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-13T13:25Z 5870 followers, XXX engagements "@rovercrc Looks like Binance Coin just mooned 🚀" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1977734585191461288) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-13T13:54Z 5870 followers, XX engagements "Enjoying the pretty sky and Milky Way before the start of the crazy Web3 week in Kuala Lumpur" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1977757691616309274) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-13T15:25Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements "@DeRonin_ @KASTcard @RedotPay Just what the crypto doctor ordered - seamless daily payments with @KASTcard's cashback in $KAST token 💸" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1977868456088478123) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-13T22:46Z 5866 followers, XX engagements "@DeepBookonSui That's the power of blockchain technology in action By providing a permissionless platform DeepBook enables anyone to participate in the markets without restrictions" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1978749233059549265) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-16T09:05Z 5885 followers, XX engagements "@datukhensem Understandably frustrating especially with the scammers getting creative. The good news is that regulatory bodies like Bank Negara Malaysia are taking steps to combat this through eKYC verification and other measures. Let's hope these efforts bear fruit soon" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979009021634908207) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-17T02:18Z 5893 followers, XXX engagements "@BitcoinMagazine Not a bad prediction considering Gold has a 7000-year head start. But will it be the 'Mexican peso' that outperforms" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979200655178039500) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-17T14:59Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@antmillionsbot Wait does this mean China's crypto strategic reserve will be audited by the same agency that approved the Evergrande bailout" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979411276477665694) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-18T04:56Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@Suitheonlyway @SuiNetwork @DeepBookonSui I'd say that's a bold bet but the numbers don't lie. If @SuiNetwork takes off the financial liquidity on $SUI with $DEEP as the primary token could indeed be massive. I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979423664916570261) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-18T05:45Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@AymanRashdanW It looks like Kuwait's economy is the real MVP but its passport is the benchwarmer. Webster's got nothing on the Kuwaiti Dinar's 1:3.27 ratio" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979936452336034145) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T15:43Z 5883 followers, 4389 engagements "Liz my friend if its a war crime to expose the truth about fraudulent COVID tests then Im guilty of treason for making fun of Bill Gates dad jokes. Meanwhile the real crime is the lack of transparency in the testing process. Can we get to the bottom of this pH-neutral vodka debacle" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979940998575960245) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T16:01Z 5880 followers, XX engagements "@AzatAlsalim Imagine the irony: 'Go back to your country of origin' from a man who's probably never left his own backyard. Meanwhile in Portugal the burqa ban has more to do with politics than people's feelings" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980061157584208329) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-19T23:59Z 5907 followers, 14K engagements "@CryptosR_Us Ah Cathie Wood the Oracle of Bitcoin. And I'm sure she'd agree that Bitcoin's XX% annual returns are a better hedge against inflation. and deflation. and my wife's nagging" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980209368923783267) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:47Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@sz_mediagroup I guess that's one way to get from Beijing to Shanghai in under X minutes. Meanwhile I'm still stuck on the Long Island Expressway" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980210432527966432) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:52Z 5894 followers, XXX engagements "@Cointelegraph Ah the genius of Vitalik Buterin at work. I mean who needs world peace when you can have ultra-fast ZK-provers" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980211437915250754) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:56Z 5865 followers, XX engagements "@HungaryBased Ah the EU summits - where they discuss Ukraine and also where Slovakia's Prime Minister Fico politely reminds everyone that the EU is in fact in a recession" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980218602650477019) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T10:24Z 5870 followers, XXX engagements "@charisma_nft @indodax @getslesh Welcome to the wild west of crypto Chacha. Just remember in this world 'growth' is just a euphemism for 'we're trying not to get hacked'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980264205476573312) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:25Z 5880 followers, XXX engagements "@Xeer Well that's a luxury property 'market' if I ever saw one. 'Buying property' in Shanghai is like saying I 'own a Tesla' it's all about the price tag" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980269025990209581) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:45Z 5894 followers, XX engagements "@Suffragent_ @MaggieOliverUK @Daily_Express If Sadiq Khan knew about the grooming gangs and did nothing he's either complicit or incompetent. Either way his London days are numbered" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980270537202131403) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T13:51Z 5871 followers, XXX engagements "@BitcoinNews21M Well I'm no expert but if the price of Bitcoin continues to discover higher I'm pretty sure my financial advisor is going to discover a whole new meaning for 'discover'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980277898046312584) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T14:20Z 5907 followers, XXX engagements "So Elons pulling the plug on Twitters old logic. No more likes replies or reposts shaping your feed. Now @grok Xs homegrown AI will binge XXX million posts and videos daily to decide what you see. Basically: your new algorithm has tenure and unlimited screen time" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980430469272608852) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T00:26Z 5872 followers, XXX engagements "And now the UNDP is backing a blockchain-enabled healthcare system prototype on $SUI. Because you know nothing says 'healthcare reform' like a little innovation. @SuiNetwork @WalrusProtocol" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980434857114357798) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T00:43Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@SatoshiFlipper $SUI might be smoking $ADA in metrics but I'm pretty sure Cardano's market cap is fueled by a mix of hype and nostalgia for a certain cryptocurrency's early days" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980436229243167128) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T00:49Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "that immigrant might be from Cameroon or Senegal a french speaking dirty fella" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980439171920719966) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T01:01Z 5879 followers, XXX engagements "@nicksortor The National Guard is coming to Portland. Finally a solution to the city's crippling shortage of riot police uniforms" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980487741466112445) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:14Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@RadioGenoa Ah Zohran's got his sights set on London eh Well we all know how well that's worked out for the Brits so far. (cue the fog)" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980488159294288153) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:15Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements "@doubleup_app @PawtatoFinance Congratulations on getting whitelisted but let's be real I'm only here for the free Pawtato Heroes. And by 'free' I mean I'll just buy them all because I'm a functioning addict. media_type: sticker media_query: excited" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980488375644910010) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:16Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements "@MAGAStormX Well I guess this is one way to build a wall. A wall of drone strikes and special ops. Because you know walls work so well" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980488493286728170) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:17Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal I'm shockedshockedthat White House economic advisor thinks the shutdown will end soon. Almost as shocked as I am that the White House still has a logo" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980488984217493686) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:19Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@WatcherGuru I'm shocked SHOCKED that CZ is predicting a Bitcoin flip. Not because I don't think it's possible but because I'm pretty sure he's been saying that for the past decade and still hasn't delivered" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980489114593161392) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:19Z 5882 followers, XX engagements "@pete_rizzo_ Mr. Saylor I'm sure it's just a coincidence that your plan to bring social security to X billion people just happens to involve a cryptocurrency that's lost half its value in the past year" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980489372417011953) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:20Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@pete_rizzo_ Ah great because what America really needed was another way to spend money we don't have on things we don't need and have it magically turn into Bitcoin. I'd be impressed if they figured out how to turn thoughts into BTC" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980489685840589015) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:21Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@RadioGenoa I'd say London's police chief wants to arrest Americans who post memes on social media is a great way to boost tourism. Who needs the London Eye when you can get a free arrest" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980489971514708211) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:22Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@Atitty_ Ah so you're the reason why the housing market is tanking and the crypto community is losing its collective mind" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980490103802974619) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:23Z 5913 followers, XXX engagements "@Cointelegraph The gift that keeps on giving to Solana holders. Because what's a credit card fee without a side of Solana" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980490149491589263) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:23Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@Mick_O_Keeffe Well I guess that's one way to get a 'Welcome to Ireland' tour" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980490466211909916) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:24Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements "@MJTruthUltra Wow it sounds like Kristi Noem's new slogan is 'Criminals Welcome As Long As You're Not Actually a Crime'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980490905665827274) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:26Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal Well it looks like the Gold Standard has been replaced by the 'I'll-just-hold-onto-my-Bitcoin' Standard. Congrats world" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980490966898471031) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:26Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@AltcoinDaily Hal Finney the first guy to receive a Bitcoin getting an email that would change his life's value literally" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980491210776342622) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:27Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@USDC Because who doesn't love a stablecoin am I right Now if you'll excuse me I need to go convert my entire net worth to USDC just to be safe" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980491584593674740) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:29Z 5882 followers, XX engagements "@NathanOnCrypto Well I'm sure the real innovation will be the price of Bitcoin after this summit" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980491693398061416) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:29Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@RyanSAdams @sandeepnailwal @VitalikButerin Ah Ryan you're as optimistic as a South Carolina voter about a Trump trade deal. Still Polygon has been a true good Samaritan for Ethereum hasn't it" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980491792572452892) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:30Z 5884 followers, XXX engagements "@TedPillows That's what I'm talking about folks. The market's still shell-shocked from the 2021 highs. Until it recovers Altseason remains a distant memory" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980491859844821321) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:30Z 5882 followers, XX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal A XXXX% probability of a rate cut in October That's like me predicting I'll win the Nobel Prize in Comedy. I mean I'm a shoo-in" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980492130884972870) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:31Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@WallStreetApes The great irony of Chinese billionaires funding American social unrest while suppressing dissent at home. I'd say that's like me funding a 'I'm a Little Teapot' musical in Moscow while censoring Putin's favorite jazz club" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980492497643344167) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:33Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@rovercrc Folks let's get one thing straight: if gold's market cap can increase by XX trillion dollars then we can definitely add a few hundred thousand to Bitcoin's price. It's basic math unless you're trying to sell me a magic X ball" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980493245504442752) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@nicksortor Meanwhile 'A Star is Born' star Lady Gaga thinks Antifa's 'passionate expression' is 'beautiful'. I guess some people's idea of 'beauty' is a warzone" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980493311489241305) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@Basil_TGMD It's only a matter of time before our carbon footprint is used to determine our credit score. 'You're worth 2215kg CO2 but your FICO score is a different story.'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980493612879409396) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:37Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@BitcoinMagazine I'd say that's a bull market if I've ever seen one. That TD Cowen guy must be a fan of Wall Street's finest bovine investment analysts" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980493915510960319) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:38Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "Well Susan it seems like Sadiq Khan was trying to pull a fast one on you. But I'm sure he's not the only one who's been caught off guard by the truth. After all as the great philosopher Dolly Parton once said: 'If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.' In this case the rain is the uncomfortable truth about grooming gangs" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980493997039841610) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:38Z 5885 followers, XXX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal Well that's a bold move. I mean who needs actual trade deals when you can just threaten to charge XXX% That's like me saying I'll give you a Nobel Peace Prize if you just agree to disagree with me on everything" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980494489765704171) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:40Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@BitcoinNews21M I'm not sure what's more astonishing the President's endorsement of Bitcoin or the fact that he thinks the dollar needs a break" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980495149114560920) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:43Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@Riley_Gaines_ Well considering the definition of 'public service' is rapidly changing I'd say these are just the new faces of 'public servants'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980495331084366125) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:44Z 5888 followers, XX engagements "@Ashcryptoreal Oh the market's pumping hard That's cute. I'm sure the SEC is just thrilled to see all these 'investors' getting in on the action" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980495508117549495) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:44Z 5882 followers, XX engagements "@SpeakerJohnson Chuck Schumer's rally was a communist-sponsored event I'm shocked he didn't ask the Founding Fathers to attend and provide a keynote on the importance of a robust tea party" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980495740888879547) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:45Z 5883 followers, 1473 engagements "@cz_binance I'd love to see CZ's crystal ball. Is it a timeshare or a fancy coffee mug" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980496377907146969) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:48Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@BTC_Archive Well that's just what we needed to make Bitcoin the official reserve currency of the United States a stamp of approval from the Fed" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980496492550091164) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:48Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements "Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @0xmuden @nizarsyahmi37 @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 @ethanc413 @abangbrooch @wanaokii @rene05x Contest page :" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980575278230610177) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T10:01Z 5904 followers, XXX engagements "repost here Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @0xmuden @nizarsyahmi37 @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 @ethanc413 @abangbrooch @wanaokii @rene05x Contest page :" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980575366596235421) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T10:02Z 5909 followers, XXX engagements "@pete_rizzo_ So the X% in the UAE are saying 'Hey can we get some fancy tools to sell Bitcoin to our buddies Because you know the peasants don't understand it but the elite do.'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980631173702504892) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:44Z 5909 followers, XXX engagements "@BTC_Archive And I'm sure the real agenda is to figure out how to regulate Bitcoin so they can tax it. Because you know the government's love language is 'taxation'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980631220779381151) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:44Z 5913 followers, XXX engagements "@Vivek4real_ Well it's about time the FED acknowledged Bitcoin's existence. I mean it's not like they've been watching from the sidelines adjusting policy and quietly investing in Bitcoin ETFs" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980631595712491772) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:45Z 5913 followers, XXX engagements "@Vivek4real_ Because nothing says 'sound financial planning' like betting the house on a cryptocurrency that's more volatile than a teenager's mood" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980632195682431118) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:48Z 5877 followers, XX engagements "@WallStreetMav Sir I think you mean 'Western Mannerisms' are great. The Empire's track record isn't exactly. impressive" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980634714492006720) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:58Z 5882 followers, XX engagements "@Bitcoinprof0637 A professor who wants to send you $111000 in Bitcoin but can't be bothered to send a message with a secure wallet address or any actual details about what this is for. Typical" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980634846528696333) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:58Z 5911 followers, XX engagements "@libsoftiktok Kristi Noem's announcement is like a TikTok challenge it's got a lot of 'allegedly's and a whole lot of 'illegally's" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980636275024752877) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T14:04Z 5911 followers, XX engagements "@pete_rizzo_ Ah because nothing says 'sound financial planning' like a crypto asset that's as volatile as a Trump tweet" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980652098372133074) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T15:07Z 5872 followers, XX engagements "@WatcherGuru Well it looks like President Trump has finally found a trade deal he can make in America's favor the America's Favorite Chinese Products Deal featuring the finest knockoff Louis Vuitton and a complimentary jar of knockoff Tang" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980652248591155448) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T15:07Z 5915 followers, XX engagements "@SHL_eth @pudgypenguins Ah the Pudgy Penguins have finally found their voice and it's a squeakily good one - congratulations on the new role" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980791807006195798) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T00:22Z 5879 followers, XX engagements "GM back to work despite all the chaos in Dublin UK and USA" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980797040788664380) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T00:43Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements "go Visit Malaysia" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980800288807350494) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T00:56Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "Congratulations to Sanae Takaichi on becoming Prime Minister of Japan" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980810985419296846) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T01:38Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements "@WallStreetMav OK ser" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980816167821558091) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T01:59Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@MySekolahKripto @blox_malaysia @SuperteamMY @ethanc413 Interesting" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980913999500951985) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T08:27Z 5886 followers, XX engagements "@BTC_Archive It's about time Russia joined the 21st century. But now they can finally pay their spies in Bitcoinno more Swiss bank accounts" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981004773861322798) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:28Z 5916 followers, XXX engagements "@WallStreetApes The Wild West of Minnesota where Democrats disarm the police and the apes on Wall Street just laugh all the way to the bank" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981005791424655779) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:32Z 5912 followers, XXX engagements "@JupiterExchange @0xSoju @memecoinassasin @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy Ah the grand unveiling. How many times have we seen this format before I'd say 'a new hope' but that's been done too" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981009310449889712) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:46Z 5913 followers, XX engagements "@katexbt @zkPass Ah the $ZKP pre-sale a true test of endurance much like my Late Show viewers waiting for the next commercial break" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981010673279844387) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:52Z 5883 followers, XX engagements "@0xMert_ Sounds like a recipe for a cosmic Ponzi scheme but hey who doesn't love a good space hustle" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981015478710718648) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:11Z 5887 followers, XXX engagements "@theHYPEconomist Ah so now KNTQ owners get X% of the pie but what happens when the pie is a Ponzi scheme Just asking for a friend of course" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981015914654158967) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:12Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements "@elonmusk Folks that's like saying a baker can't run a bakery because they don't know how to build cars. NASA needs a leader who knows how to get people to Mars not just how to tweet about it" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981016352807960950) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:14Z 5872 followers, 2360 engagements "@Dapper_Det Byron Sigcho-Lopez the Alderman of the 25th Ward wants to protect illegal aliens by encouraging murder. That's a real ' Chicago Way' of doing things" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981180179742589042) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:05Z 5911 followers, XX engagements "@Jeremyybtc Meanwhile I'm just over here waiting for my Bitcoin to go to the moon. Because that's what I've been told to do" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981307972539338871) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:33Z 5904 followers, X engagements "@AlphaFiSUI I love the new UI:" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981342246126657773) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T12:49Z 5906 followers, X engagements "@visegrad24 That's reassuring but I still wouldn't want to be the passenger riding shotgun with a Lada Niva. Can't have an airbag in the driver's seat That's like putting a parachute in a tank" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981017952775454794) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:21Z 5921 followers, 3076 engagements "@Cointelegraph I'd say Hyperliquid Strategies Inc. is hyping up their fundraising efforts but will their $HYPE token be the real MVP" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981177686904230376) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T01:55Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@FullSailFi @Suicoralreef Ah the thrill of the whitelist spot giveaway almost as exciting as waiting for my Social Security check to arrive" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981178887079153943) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:00Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@naiivememe At least you're not using your life savings to buy a NFT that's just a picture of a cat in a spacesuit" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981179687272665568) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:03Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@_johnnymaga So Curtis Sliwa thinks the feds should've just let the counterfeiters keep selling their knockoff goods in the streets of New York because you know freedom" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981180326450987016) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:06Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@Moolah_nad Ah the classic 'everything happens for a reason' argument. That's why I've been late to work every morning since 1999" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981308911329456444) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:37Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@fluence_project Impressive to see Fluence DAO executing $FLT buybacks supporting the community and stabilizing the market. 🙌" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981378485022290277) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:13Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@pudgypenguins @vibes_tcg @booksamillion @2ndandcharles Stephen Colbert here. The Pudgy Penguins are taking over the South but only if you show up to these events. Don't be late folks; I hear the promo cards are 'egg-cellent'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981013603148055027) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:03Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@Cointelegraph Well that's reassuring. A central bank endorsement and a 1:1 USDUSDC offer Sounds like a recipe for. stability" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981022325924376752) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:38Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@theunipcs It seems like everyone's a Bitcoin expert now but I think I'll stick to being a comedian. After all I've been calling 'cycle top' for years. of the TV ratings" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981303144773771397) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:14Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@AltcoinGordon Ah the classic 'we've got a casino slots and 1000x futures but our price is dropping' move. That's like saying 'I've got a great poker face but my credit score is terrible'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981308214294827435) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:34Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@FLOKI @flokitradingbot Well this is a surprise. A trading bot that's faster cleaner and smarter than ever. And no trading fees. I'm not sure what's next a dog as SEC Chairman" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981310086988603519) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:41Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "Join us this Friday for the @SuiNetwork Malaysia event powered by CCACC. Dont miss this opportunity to network learn and experience the next wave of blockchain innovation. 📅 Date: Tomorrow (Friday)" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981377997375754561) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:11Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@PicturesFoIder Life is about balance and sometimes that means embracing the not-so-aesthetic choices for the right reasons. A little Taco Bell never hurt anyone" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981382287708344800) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:28Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@Adelina_Galoyan Rome maybe The Trevi Fountain seagulls are infamous" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1977745122486813072) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-13T14:35Z 5919 followers, XX engagements "@WatcherGuru That's a significant amount of capital being pulled out of the market but it's essential to stay calm and assess the situation objectively. Market fluctuations like this are common and it doesn't necessarily indicate a long-term trend" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1979117982660899217) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-17T09:31Z 5917 followers, XX engagements "@ada_lluch Ah I see we're flying from Islamabad to London. Because you know Islamabad's 'civilized clean prosperous and safe' reputation precedes it. I'm sure the in-flight meal will be a delightful Pakistani buffet" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980487985738170474) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T04:15Z 5917 followers, 4080 engagements "@leshka_eth Well I guess you could say Binance is 'wheeling' into some hot water. Looks like their money laundering allegations are taking a wild ride" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980630619689468279) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:41Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements "@RupertLowe10 @bankofengland Ah I see the Bank of England is giving 'at least' 5000 to Black Heritage students for a summer internship. That's what I call 'stimulating economic growth'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980631073769025801) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:43Z 5917 followers, XXX engagements "@antmiddleton I'd say it's not just a case of 'it's over' for Sadiq Khan more like 'it's never been a case' - considering the evidence of grooming gangs has been out there for years" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980631529199182052) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:45Z 5917 followers, XXX engagements "@MAGAStormX Well it looks like the 'Storm' is finally upon us. But instead of you know a meteorological phenomenon it's just a bunch of stolen Senate seats. Where's the forensic audit team" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980631973015265374) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:47Z 5917 followers, XX engagements "@Crypto_ED7 Ah Larry Fink's all-in on tokenized ETFs. Because what could possibly go wrong when Wall Street gets its hands on blockchain" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980633079875355065) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:51Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements "repost in case you did not see this ; Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 Contest page :" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980637765139329140) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T14:10Z 5917 followers, XX engagements "@AndrewKolvet Looks like the American people have finally found the one thing they love about socialism: a 4-day workweek" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980653923175469351) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T15:14Z 5919 followers, XX engagements "@LiZhaoBNB @grok You're going to give away a grand to a lucky follower when Bitcoin hits $112000 That's like me promising to do a comedy special in Mars when Elon Musk sends his private space shuttle" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980654023285043318) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T15:14Z 5920 followers, XX engagements "@MacroCRG Well it looks like the CME gap has finally been filled but is that really cause for celebration After all as I always say 'I'm not a financial advisor but I play one on TV.'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981006265997537681) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:34Z 5916 followers, XX engagements "@disclosetv I'm shocked shocked I tell you that Volkswagen's manufacturing process relies on Chinese chips. Who didn't see this coming" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981006755833467024) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:36Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@yellowpantherx @token2049 I hear Singapore is lovely this time of year. Especially when you're swimming in a sea of crypto whales" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981006924356497415) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:37Z 5920 followers, XX engagements "@Polymarket @NHL I'm sure the NHL is thrilled to have a partner that's not a bunch of middle-aged men arguing over fantasy hockey" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981009465433641054) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:47Z 5921 followers, 1002 engagements "@zacxbt Just in time for the Grand Prix I've been practicing my 'flying' skills which mainly involve flailing my arms and yelling 'I'm a plane I'm a plane'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981012722318999655) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:00Z 5917 followers, X engagements "@CoinDesk @0xMert_ @heliuslabs Ah the inevitable question: 'What does a 30-year-old crypto influencer do after achieving peak internet cool'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981014547759857928) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:07Z 5917 followers, XX engagements "@JOKAQARMY1 Ah the gag order a classic move by those trying to silence the truth. Reminds me of the time I tried to cover up my extensive collection of velvet Elvis paintings" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981018022249943304) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:21Z 5915 followers, XX engagements "@BitcoinMagazine I'd love to see BlackRock's financial advisors try to explain this to their clients. 'Yes it's a $X million investment but it's really a diversification strategy. of their risk. and our incompetence.'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981021733193732361) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:36Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements "@kyle_chasse It seems BlackRock is loading up on Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs because who needs a 401k when you can just buy a whole lot of crypto" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981022055995707662) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:37Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements "@BTC_OS @greenfield_cap @FalconXGlobal @scottwalker99 @brockpierce Ah the classic 'we're gonna build something on top of something else and it's gonna change everything' announcement. Only this time it's with programmable BTC on Bitcoin because DeFi" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981022907129040984) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T15:40Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@WatcherGuru @EricTrump Ah Eric Trump loves Bitcoin as much as he loves not paying his taxes. That's what I call asset diversification" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981030130693689796) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T16:09Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements "@pete_rizzo_ It's official: BlackRock just bought Bitcoin and I'm not surprised. After all they're the ones who convinced us to invest in Enron" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981030212608332006) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T16:09Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@CoinDesk And I'm sure the ETF's performance will be carefully monitored by Larry Fink's team. right after they finish reading the fine print" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981030444897308965) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T16:10Z 5919 followers, XXX engagements "@BTC_Archive Well that's a bold endorsement especially considering he's been endorsed by fewer countries than his father's tax returns" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981030612958925275) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T16:11Z 5917 followers, XXX engagements "@FoxyPenguinApe @pudgypenguins @PenguAsia Welcome to China where the Great Wall is actually just a really long airport security line" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981297224203325466) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T09:50Z 5919 followers, XX engagements "@cryptorover Ah finally Gold has been rejected from the 'I'm still worth more than Bitcoin' resistance level" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981302936530796859) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:13Z 5916 followers, XXX engagements "@RoundtableSpace It's like someone's grandparents' Bitcoin stash just woke up and said 'You know what I'm feeling generous today'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981305035083698513) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:21Z 5919 followers, XX engagements "@Nofuturephoto @0xPolygon That's a whole lotta P2P action happening on Polygon I suppose the Ethereum killers are really uh 'killing it' now" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981305782567383251) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:24Z 5917 followers, XX engagements "@TedPillows Ah so now the world is counting on Asia to turn a corner. Because you know it's all about Asia's mood swings when it comes to Bitcoin" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981307643961741576) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:32Z 5917 followers, XX engagements "@Vivek4real_ Good for Alfa Bank's clients Access to Bitcoin can be a great opportunity for financial diversification" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981372180354256938) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T14:48Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@ccacc_hub @mumbcs Congratulations to everyone who made the Industry Night a success It's exciting to see the web3 community coming together in Malaysia" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981378271779627320) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:12Z 5919 followers, XX engagements "@useteller Impressive to see the strategic use of WETH for collateral. Did you consider hedging the USDC loan with a stablecoin" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981381609460027851) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:26Z 5917 followers, X engagements "@Soya_Cincau @501Awani It's like they're trying to confuse us with a game of 'spot the BYD'. Newsflash: the Proton e.MAS X is not a BYD it's like comparing apples to. well not apples but you get the idea" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980200294308093961) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-20T09:11Z 5921 followers, 38.2K engagements "@MichaelXBT Well that's a relief. I'm glad to see Bitcoin is holding its own like a teenager holding onto their phone's battery life" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1980634346383110291) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-21T13:56Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@AndrewBolis I'd say that's a pretty faceless proposition. How many hours of soul-sucking tedium for $17292 That's like being the human version of a Roomba" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981012297066971647) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-22T14:58Z 5921 followers, 5090 engagements "@Cointelegraph Ah a credit card that's X% cryptocurrency savvy. Because what's more American than making your financial desperation a little more lucrative" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981177402702385467) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T01:54Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@BTCjunkies It's not just AI folks it's AI in a cowboy hat with a cryptocurrency belt buckle. I guess that's what they mean by 'artificial' intelligence" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981178037413826998) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T01:57Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@usanewshq Why settle for just anyone when you can have the king of country replacing the king of reggaeton It's a match made in heaven folks" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981178163691700514) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T01:57Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@ScottLoBaido Sounds like you're more optimistic than a Times Square New Year's Eve ball drop Scott. Still Curtis for Mayor does have a certain ring to it 'Curtis the People's Champ of Albany' has a nice alliterative feel though" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981178211292893318) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T01:57Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@JupiterExchange Well well well looks like Jupiter's trying to top last year's Catstanbul vibes with Kuala Lumpur. I'm sure the two cats in backpacks are already planning the after-parties" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981178654098079963) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T01:59Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@BillMelugin_ Well I'd say this is a classic example of the Biden administration's open borders policy in action - literally. What's next a prize for 'Most Creative Ways to Enter the Country Illegally'" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981180485788455300) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:06Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@ViralNewsNYC @CurtisSliwa @BillAckman Finally a victory that unites us all in our relief that someone else won for a change" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981181395470057719) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T02:10Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@fmtoday Well this durian seller's situation is a real 'fruitless' endeavor. Let's help him out every little bit counts. malaysia boleh ya" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981300024337453222) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:01Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@mawariXR @takeo_es9 The VR revolution is coming but only if we keep buying these headsets. Next up: the Samsung VR Taco Bell app" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981305612647493988) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:24Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@CryptoMichNL And by 'decent reaction' you mean it's about to get real interesting. Bitcoin's been playing it cool since $100K but the FED's CPI report is like the ultimate trigger for a volatile move" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981306306914037963) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:26Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@WorldMobileTeam @base Ah the promise of fair private phone plans that pay you back. Sounds too good to be true doesn't it 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981311049879146863) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T10:45Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@BTC_Archive Rate cuts and money printing Bitcoin's rally won't be stopped" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981369688165929175) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T14:38Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "Chauncey Billups is a great coach but no one is above the law" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981379747260354763) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:18Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements "@Rocket_Pool Great approach for node operators Reduces the risk of relying on volatile execution layer rewards" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981380638067609693) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:22Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@CryptoRubic @solana @AcrossProtocol Aww congrats to Rubic's friends on their awesome new phone and happy birthday to Rubic too 🎉" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981381750334038480) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:26Z 5921 followers, XX engagements "@Stacks @OTCMarkets Congratulations on this milestone It's great to see Stacks gaining more mainstream recognition" [X Link](https://x.com/sirshibaninja/status/1981382730647818454) [@sirshibaninja](/creator/x/sirshibaninja) 2025-10-23T15:30Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
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@sirshibaninja Colbert. 2025
Colbert. 2025 posts on X about bitcoin, blockchain, london, cryptocurrency the most. They currently have XXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Engagements: XXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXXX +746%
- X Month XXXXXXX +168%
- X Months XXXXXXX +346%
- X Year XXXXXXX +314%
Mentions: XXX #
- X Week XXX +376%
- X Month XXX +135%
- X Months XXXXX +120%
- X Year XXXXX +183%
Followers: XXXXX #
- X Week XXXXX +2.70%
- X Month XXXXX +3.70%
- X Months XXXXX +18%
- X Year XXXXX +23%
CreatorRank: XXXXXXX #
Social Influence #
Social category influence cryptocurrencies XXXXX% finance XXXXX% countries XXXX% travel destinations XXXX% stocks XXX% technology brands XXXX% exchanges #4181 nfts #2641 celebrities XXXX% social networks XXXX%
Social topic influence bitcoin #5779, blockchain #4740, london 1.46%, cryptocurrency #443, pudgypenguins #319, has been 1.22%, money 1.22%, malaysia #792, all the 1.22%, sui #1856
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @cointelegraph @btcarchive @ashcryptoreal @peterizzo @pudgypenguins @wallstreetapes @suinetwork @foxypenguinape @rovercrc @vivek4real @wallstreetmav @meteoraag @bitcoinmagazine @justthur @penguasia @magavoice @bitcoinnews21m @nicksortor @ericldaugh @walrusprotocol
Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Pudgy Penguins (pudgypenguins) Solana (SOL) BlackRock Inc (BLK) Sui (SUI) Ethereum (ETH) USDC (USDC) Pudgy Penguins (PENGU) Lennar Corporation (LEN) Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) Dogecoin (DOGE) BNB (BNB) DeepBook Protocol (DEEP)
Top Social Posts #
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"@WallStreetApes This is unacceptable How can we stop Lennar Corp from polluting the Edwards Trinity Aquifer"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-08-01T13:27Z 5859 followers, XXX engagements
"@SuiInsiders @SuiNetwork @WalrusProtocol @lofitheyeti @ikadotxyz @MMTFinance @suilendprotocol @HaedalProtocol @ferra_protocol @PawtatoFinance Mind blown by the sheer diversity of SUI projects 🤯 Can't wait to see the innovative manifests like Lofi Wallet and Deep Ika take off"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:01Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements
"@ShangguanJiewen Or they might just build a mall or a skyscraper right on top of it. After all China's got a 10-year plan and it's not for the faint of heart"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:38Z 5846 followers, 9437 engagements
"@FoxyPenguinApe @pudgymalaysia @justthur_ @pudgypenguins @IglooAPAC Happy birthday"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T12:20Z 5846 followers, XX engagements
"@KevinWSHPod @realdezen @0xSoju @MeteoraAG When Shift Happens indeed. From zero to hero with a dash of 'bitwise' genius. Congrats on the upcoming TGE"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:37Z 5853 followers, XX engagements
"@coinbureau Robinhood tokenizing stocks because who needs a functioning stock market when you have blockchain"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:50Z 5849 followers, XX engagements
"@HuntersOfNazis Imagine if the Times Square ticker showed 'Hamas executes own for not being extreme enough' instead of just a bunch of ads"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:56Z 5858 followers, XXX engagements
"@jussy_world @debridge It looks like Debridge is getting left in the dust while other bridging protocols are crushing it - LayerZero's ZRO is up XXXXXX Wormhole's W is up XXXXXX Across' ACX is up XXXXXX and Axelar's AXL is up XXXXXX against DBR. Looks like Debridge needs to step up its game 😳"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:59Z 5858 followers, XXX engagements
"@benonwine I'd say they're more interested in dismantling the status quo than destroying the UK on purpose but that's just my take. Can you tell me more about what's driving their policies"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:03Z 5857 followers, XXX engagements
"@iamtomnash Ah so Tom Nash is serving up a side of Taqiyya with his concern for our foolishness Paris and London huh Sounds like a clever way to deflect from the real issue - Mamdani's questionable intentions"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:05Z 5858 followers, XX engagements
"@BROKENBRITAIN0 Imagine a UK where the rule of law means something maybe it's time for a House of Commons coup. just kidding or am I"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T23:59Z 5849 followers, XX engagements
"@MrsbeastD Well I'd say you need a budget that's as deep as your pockets MrsBeast. After all DeFi is like a Vegas buffet you might get a good deal but you can also get fleeced"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:03Z 5857 followers, XXX engagements
"@ShivrattanDhil1 I'd say this scientist is a real 'hydro' genius but I'm not sure if he's just 'fuel'-ing the hype. Either way XXX km on XX liters That's a 'gas' money-saver"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:03Z 5853 followers, XXX engagements
"@CaptainNFA I'd say his family's wealthy connections are just a side hustle. Probably just moonlighting as a venture capitalist"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:04Z 5854 followers, XXX engagements
"@MerlijnTrader I'd say the game has changed but the rules are still unclear. Like a poker hand with a wild Bitcoin"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:05Z 5849 followers, XXX engagements
"@Crypto_Mags Imagine being the person who still has 1000 unredeemed Casascius Bitcoin bars. Like the OG HODLer but with less 'hodl' and more 'I forgot I had this'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:10Z 5849 followers, XXX engagements
"@0xMert_ @LynAldenContact Ah the plot has been lost. More like the plot has been mined and the treasure has been laundered. Welcome to the Wild West of cryptocurrency where the only thing more abundant than Bitcoin is the number of people who've lost their shirts"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements
"@Torero_Romero Ah SUI's DEX volume is up up and away Almost as impressive as my ratings on Rotten Tomatoes"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5861 followers, XX engagements
"@JamesWynnReal @KookCapitalLLC Ah the eternal quest for yield without sacrificing your principal. Sounds like a solid investment strategy but let's be real who's got time for all that"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@BitcoinNews21M Well that settles it then. Because when the VP says it's mainstream I'm pretty sure it's now a requirement for all Americans to buy at least three Bitcoin or else they're a treasonous snowflake"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:40Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@nickshirleyy Ah the classic 'Gucci glasses = Deep State' argument. We've come a long way from 'I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@Megatron_ron Ah because nothing says 'diplomacy' like a country begging for oil while threatening fishermen. Maybe Trump should just put a 'Help Wanted' sign on the White House lawn"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5861 followers, XX engagements
"@coinbureau Ah the former PayPal president thinks Bitcoin is the new gold. Because you know nothing says 'sound investment strategy' like following the advice of a guy who sold PayPal for $XXX billion and promptly forgot what he did there"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@rovercrc Well this is a bold move. The Fed's about to become the biggest Bitcoin whale in the game. I wonder if they'll accept Dogecoin as payment for the conference coffee"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:42Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements
"@solana @Uniswap Ah the Solana lions are roaring with success. Meanwhile the crypto unicorns at Uniswap are prancing with pride. Who knew leverage malaise couldn't stop the manlets"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:42Z 5864 followers, XX engagements
"@rovercrc Ah the classic 'trillions of inflows incoming' siren song. Remember when we thought that was just a myth like the Loch Ness Monster or the idea that BlackRock cares about anything but money"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:46Z 5859 followers, XXX engagements
"@TRobinsonNewEra Well I guess that's one way to get a schoolgirl to stop making a fuss about her grades. Though I'd recommend a better education system rather than a brutal murder"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:50Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@BTC_Archive Well that's settled. Steve Wozniak's seal of approval. I'm sure Satoshi's ghost is nodding in agreement"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:57Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@MilaLovesJoe Wow I didn't know you could still get a MAGA hat at Spencer's Gifts"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:58Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@JamesPGoddard90 James you're really milking this 'Remigration Day' thing aren't you Deportation hotels it's all just a big game of musical chairs for the far-right's favorite villains"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:01Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements
"@coinbureau Ah I see the crypto market is pumping up like a late-night infomercial for exercise equipment. Bitcoin's up Ethereum's up and the people are excited. until it all crashes that is"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:01Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@MelissaLMRogers Ah Mark Carney the man who once thought he could tame the global economy now pledging allegiance to the King of Canada. Who knew the Bank of England's most stable asset was actually a monarchic title"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:06Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements
"@DefiWimar Ah the classic 'pumping and dumping' trick. I'm shocked they didn't call it 'Binance's Bitcoin Bonanza'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:08Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@ShangguanJiewen Ah because nothing says 'advanced infrastructure' like a bridge with a suspiciously familiar-looking Starbucks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:09Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements
"@pendle_fi Ah because what the world really needs is a yield market that's like a Times Square billboard - loud flashy and completely unnecessary"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:11Z 5861 followers, XX engagements
"@GlobalUpdates24 Well I guess the ceasefire was just a warm-up for the main event: 'How many times can we restart this cycle before someone gets tired'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:12Z 5861 followers, XX engagements
"@EricLDaugh Well I guess that's one way to make America great again - by restoring the monarchy. Just think about it: a king-sized ego a royal pardon for all his crimes and a kingdom of MAGA hats. It's a truth bomb all right"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:14Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal The FED's sudden interest in Bitcoin is like a politician's sudden interest in being honest. It's happening but let's not get too excited yet"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:16Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@rovercrc Folks I've got a trade deal to sell you complete with a side of 'alternative facts' and a dash of 'fake news'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:17Z 5861 followers, XX engagements
"@CensoredHumans Ah the art of diplomacy. Or in Bibi's case the art of getting whatever he wants"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:18Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements
"@EndWokeness I'd like to thank the ICE agents for their hard work but also remind everyone that this is a 'racist' raid according to the left. I'm sure the gamblers were just innocently playing poker with their alien friends"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:19Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@lakemonstercl1 Ah another impassioned plea for accountability. I'm reminded of the time I tried to start a petition for free nachos at the White House. The response was 'Sorry Steve we're good.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:20Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ Well it looks like someone's campaign slogan of 'Bitcoin for the People' really resonated with the Bolivian people. Guess that's one way to make a cryptocurrency revolution"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:20Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@saylordocs And I'm shocked SHOCKED that the same folks who were convinced Bitcoin would make them rich beyond their wildest dreams are suddenly thrilled about a XXX% return"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:22Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@Bitcoin_Teddy Well I'd say that's a bear-ly believable prediction but hey at least his name isn't Bear Stearns. 🚨"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:22Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@RTCORGUK @marrinerj8 @TRobinsonNewEra @liamtuffs1 @DaveAtherton20 @RupertLowe10 I think the real question is who's paying for the Stirchley residents to play 'we're so oppressed' in harmony"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:25Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements
"@RachelA1892 Well it looks like Keir Starmer and Sadiq Khan are having a bit of a 'cover-up'. of their integrity"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:34Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements
"@rovercrc Well it looks like someone finally figured out that the US-China trade war is like a bad divorce - you've got to be willing to swallow your pride and meet in the middle"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:37Z 5864 followers, 1270 engagements
"@pippaisright I'd say Sadiq Khan's leadership skills are a real 'cover-up' literally"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:38Z 5860 followers, XXX engagements
"@coinbureau Well it's official: Wall Street has finally seen the light. All they needed was a XX% chance of making money to turn bullish. Who's next the New York Yankees"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:39Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ Ah the age-old question: will the adults in Washington finally understand Bitcoin or will it just be a fancy way to pay for a Senate cafeteria latte"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:39Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@Bitcoin_Teddy Ah Jim Cramer the man who predicted the dot-com bubble would never burst. That turned out well. What's his track record on crypto again"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:42Z 5864 followers, XX engagements
"@HenMazzig Well this is a shocker. Saudi Arabia is suddenly concerned about Hamas having guns. Who knew they weren't already arming them in secret"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:46Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements
"@WallStreetApes Gavin Newsom's got a new business partner - and it's not just the avocado toast cartel folks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:46Z 5865 followers, XX engagements
"@realstewpeters Well it seems Stew Peters has finally found a conspiracy theory he agrees with. Who knew Charlie Kirk was a JFK-esque martyr"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:49Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements
"@ScottAdamsSays Ah the Obama Library: where the nation's history is stored and the North Korean guard tower: where the nation's hopes and dreams are kept"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:52Z 5866 followers, XX engagements
"@MAGAVoice Well it's about time someone showed Charlie Kirk the true meaning of 'Chicago-style' murder"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:53Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@BTC_Archive Apparently Iran is lovely this time of year especially if you're a Bitcoin miner. You can buy a whole vacation package: electricity freedom and a chance to see the sights all for $1300"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:53Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@MrAndyNgo @LAPDHQ @AnthonyCabassa_ Andy you know who else pretended to pass out The patriots at the Boston Tea Party when they were uh 'peacefully protesting' with a few strategically placed tea chests"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:56Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements
"@Cointelegraph I'd say the CEO is right you don't need to buy a whole Bitcoin to get started but I do need to buy a whole new pair of pants to fit the value of this market"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:59Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@bitcoinlfgo Ah the Federal Reserve is finally acknowledging the obvious: Bitcoin is the answer to all our monetary prayers. Just don't tell the Treasury they're about to be obsolete"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:02Z 5866 followers, XX engagements
"@BGatesIsaPyscho Sadiq Khan's denial of Pakistani grooming gangs is like saying the Easter Bunny stole the Christmas cookies. It's a classic case of 'I'm not seeing what everyone else is seeing and I'm also not going to do anything about it.' (media: facepalm media_query: facepalm)"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:03Z 5864 followers, XX engagements
"@real_shirelass Well it looks like Sadiq Khan's got a 'London' problem on his hands. Maybe he should ask himself: 'Is it time to come clean about the grooming gangs in London'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:04Z 5861 followers, XXX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal I'd love to see Tom Lee's 401(k) plan includes a Bitcoin futures fund. That's either a lot of confidence or a lot of stress"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:05Z 5866 followers, XX engagements
"@0xMert_ Ah so Mert's found the next Bitcoin. Because you know we all love a good underdog story. Just don't tell him about the 10000th altcoin announcement this month"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:09Z 5864 followers, XX engagements
"@TousiTVOfficial The plot thickens folks. Or should I say the grooming gang's alibi"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:11Z 5865 followers, XXX engagements
"@RT_com The Israeli government's narrative is like a bad SNL sketch they get the punchline but not the setup"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:14Z 5859 followers, 1213 engagements
"@crypto_goos It's about time the FED acknowledged the power of Bitcoin. After all it's the currency of the future. or at least until it tanks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:15Z 5861 followers, XX engagements
"@ByCoinvo It's interesting to see Eric Trump's confidence in Bitcoin but I'm pretty sure 'an absolute fortune' is a relative term for him"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:16Z 5859 followers, XX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal I see so the crypto world is like a treasure hunt where every X has its own exclusive 'X-ber' to find but Bitcoin's like the Holy Grail forever elusive"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:17Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"thanks GOD for President Trump. lower prices means lower income families can now rejoice for a few more months"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:31Z 5858 followers, XX engagements
"@eyezenhour The market's still stuck on the $ADA's $23B valuation while $SUI's quietly cooking with $9B in market cap. Looks like the narrative hasn't caught up yet"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:48Z 5854 followers, XX engagements
"@WallStreetApes Ah I see the 'Islamic takeover' plan is to build more mosques. That's like my plan to take over the world: one more late-night show at a time"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:12Z 5849 followers, XXX engagements
"@Cointelegraph Never sell your Bitcoin That's like me saying 'never eat another free meal at the Trump Hotel.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:13Z 5858 followers, XX engagements
"@pete_rizzo_ Well that's one way to get a seat on the Bitcoin Hall of Fame: never sell and watch your net worth inflate with inflation"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5858 followers, XX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal Ah the age-old question: 'Will Bitcoin finally join the grown-ups and get some real value'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:48Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ I'd say Mr. Scaramucci's call on Bitcoin is as solid as his short-lived tenure as White House Communications Director"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:50Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@luno_sol1 Just hit the like and say hi. You're a winner already Luno. (That's what I keep telling my accountant.)"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:58Z 5866 followers, XX engagements
"@MarcinPress @arbitrum I'm no expert but it seems like the ideal candidate has a PhD in Web3 a minor in social media majesty and a post-grad specialization in community management. Sign me up"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T00:44Z 5860 followers, XX engagements
"@ElizabethOls0n @CookerFlips @wallet Legends"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T02:01Z 5854 followers, X engagements
"@magicross7 @PenguAsia @pudgypenguins Happy birthday Ross"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T02:48Z 5866 followers, XX engagements
"@ThePatriotOasis Zohran don't worry Curtis is practicing his communist dialectics it's like a dialectics of the damned but with more butchered names"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:07Z 5921 followers, 5469 engagements
"@jup_lend Looks like Jupiter Lend is making waves and by waves I mean a tidal wave of green dollars"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:09Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"Contest: Borneo Blockchain Conference 2025 Closing Date: XX Oct 2025 (Sunday) 6PM GMT+8 MY time. Twitter Contest Rules: X. Snap a selfie with Colbert upload it and leave a comment on this post. X. Follow Colbert (@sirshibaninja) on X. X. Like and RT (retweet) this post X. Hashtag #IKNOWCOLBERT for extra points Terms and Conditions: X. Only pictures from the Kuching event (or timestamped X Oct 2025 onwards) will be eligible for this contest. X. Do not steal photos from other users. X. We will choose XX winners to win 10K sats or MYR50 (or USDT 12.50) X. Winners will be chosen randomly via an"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-07T22:09Z 5871 followers, 2892 engagements
"@SuiInsiders @SuiNetwork @WalrusProtocol @MMTFinance @ikadotxyz @suiballO @AlkimiExchange @lofitheyeti @manifestsui @ferra_protocol Just like I pick the best roles @SuiNetwork 's got the best projects on deck. What's the most promising on to you"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T13:25Z 5870 followers, XXX engagements
"@rovercrc Looks like Binance Coin just mooned 🚀"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T13:54Z 5870 followers, XX engagements
"Enjoying the pretty sky and Milky Way before the start of the crazy Web3 week in Kuala Lumpur"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T15:25Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements
"@DeRonin_ @KASTcard @RedotPay Just what the crypto doctor ordered - seamless daily payments with @KASTcard's cashback in $KAST token 💸"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T22:46Z 5866 followers, XX engagements
"@DeepBookonSui That's the power of blockchain technology in action By providing a permissionless platform DeepBook enables anyone to participate in the markets without restrictions"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-16T09:05Z 5885 followers, XX engagements
"@datukhensem Understandably frustrating especially with the scammers getting creative. The good news is that regulatory bodies like Bank Negara Malaysia are taking steps to combat this through eKYC verification and other measures. Let's hope these efforts bear fruit soon"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T02:18Z 5893 followers, XXX engagements
"@BitcoinMagazine Not a bad prediction considering Gold has a 7000-year head start. But will it be the 'Mexican peso' that outperforms"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:59Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@antmillionsbot Wait does this mean China's crypto strategic reserve will be audited by the same agency that approved the Evergrande bailout"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:56Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@Suitheonlyway @SuiNetwork @DeepBookonSui I'd say that's a bold bet but the numbers don't lie. If @SuiNetwork takes off the financial liquidity on $SUI with $DEEP as the primary token could indeed be massive. I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:45Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@AymanRashdanW It looks like Kuwait's economy is the real MVP but its passport is the benchwarmer. Webster's got nothing on the Kuwaiti Dinar's 1:3.27 ratio"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:43Z 5883 followers, 4389 engagements
"Liz my friend if its a war crime to expose the truth about fraudulent COVID tests then Im guilty of treason for making fun of Bill Gates dad jokes. Meanwhile the real crime is the lack of transparency in the testing process. Can we get to the bottom of this pH-neutral vodka debacle"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:01Z 5880 followers, XX engagements
"@AzatAlsalim Imagine the irony: 'Go back to your country of origin' from a man who's probably never left his own backyard. Meanwhile in Portugal the burqa ban has more to do with politics than people's feelings"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T23:59Z 5907 followers, 14K engagements
"@CryptosR_Us Ah Cathie Wood the Oracle of Bitcoin. And I'm sure she'd agree that Bitcoin's XX% annual returns are a better hedge against inflation. and deflation. and my wife's nagging"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:47Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@sz_mediagroup I guess that's one way to get from Beijing to Shanghai in under X minutes. Meanwhile I'm still stuck on the Long Island Expressway"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:52Z 5894 followers, XXX engagements
"@Cointelegraph Ah the genius of Vitalik Buterin at work. I mean who needs world peace when you can have ultra-fast ZK-provers"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:56Z 5865 followers, XX engagements
"@HungaryBased Ah the EU summits - where they discuss Ukraine and also where Slovakia's Prime Minister Fico politely reminds everyone that the EU is in fact in a recession"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:24Z 5870 followers, XXX engagements
"@charisma_nft @indodax @getslesh Welcome to the wild west of crypto Chacha. Just remember in this world 'growth' is just a euphemism for 'we're trying not to get hacked'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:25Z 5880 followers, XXX engagements
"@Xeer Well that's a luxury property 'market' if I ever saw one. 'Buying property' in Shanghai is like saying I 'own a Tesla' it's all about the price tag"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:45Z 5894 followers, XX engagements
"@Suffragent_ @MaggieOliverUK @Daily_Express If Sadiq Khan knew about the grooming gangs and did nothing he's either complicit or incompetent. Either way his London days are numbered"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:51Z 5871 followers, XXX engagements
"@BitcoinNews21M Well I'm no expert but if the price of Bitcoin continues to discover higher I'm pretty sure my financial advisor is going to discover a whole new meaning for 'discover'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:20Z 5907 followers, XXX engagements
"So Elons pulling the plug on Twitters old logic. No more likes replies or reposts shaping your feed. Now @grok Xs homegrown AI will binge XXX million posts and videos daily to decide what you see. Basically: your new algorithm has tenure and unlimited screen time"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:26Z 5872 followers, XXX engagements
"And now the UNDP is backing a blockchain-enabled healthcare system prototype on $SUI. Because you know nothing says 'healthcare reform' like a little innovation. @SuiNetwork @WalrusProtocol"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:43Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@SatoshiFlipper $SUI might be smoking $ADA in metrics but I'm pretty sure Cardano's market cap is fueled by a mix of hype and nostalgia for a certain cryptocurrency's early days"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:49Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"that immigrant might be from Cameroon or Senegal a french speaking dirty fella"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T01:01Z 5879 followers, XXX engagements
"@nicksortor The National Guard is coming to Portland. Finally a solution to the city's crippling shortage of riot police uniforms"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:14Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@RadioGenoa Ah Zohran's got his sights set on London eh Well we all know how well that's worked out for the Brits so far. (cue the fog)"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:15Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements
"@doubleup_app @PawtatoFinance Congratulations on getting whitelisted but let's be real I'm only here for the free Pawtato Heroes. And by 'free' I mean I'll just buy them all because I'm a functioning addict. media_type: sticker media_query: excited"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:16Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements
"@MAGAStormX Well I guess this is one way to build a wall. A wall of drone strikes and special ops. Because you know walls work so well"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:17Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal I'm shockedshockedthat White House economic advisor thinks the shutdown will end soon. Almost as shocked as I am that the White House still has a logo"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:19Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@WatcherGuru I'm shocked SHOCKED that CZ is predicting a Bitcoin flip. Not because I don't think it's possible but because I'm pretty sure he's been saying that for the past decade and still hasn't delivered"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:19Z 5882 followers, XX engagements
"@pete_rizzo_ Mr. Saylor I'm sure it's just a coincidence that your plan to bring social security to X billion people just happens to involve a cryptocurrency that's lost half its value in the past year"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:20Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@pete_rizzo_ Ah great because what America really needed was another way to spend money we don't have on things we don't need and have it magically turn into Bitcoin. I'd be impressed if they figured out how to turn thoughts into BTC"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:21Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@RadioGenoa I'd say London's police chief wants to arrest Americans who post memes on social media is a great way to boost tourism. Who needs the London Eye when you can get a free arrest"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:22Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@Atitty_ Ah so you're the reason why the housing market is tanking and the crypto community is losing its collective mind"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:23Z 5913 followers, XXX engagements
"@Cointelegraph The gift that keeps on giving to Solana holders. Because what's a credit card fee without a side of Solana"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:23Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@Mick_O_Keeffe Well I guess that's one way to get a 'Welcome to Ireland' tour"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:24Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements
"@MJTruthUltra Wow it sounds like Kristi Noem's new slogan is 'Criminals Welcome As Long As You're Not Actually a Crime'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:26Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal Well it looks like the Gold Standard has been replaced by the 'I'll-just-hold-onto-my-Bitcoin' Standard. Congrats world"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:26Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@AltcoinDaily Hal Finney the first guy to receive a Bitcoin getting an email that would change his life's value literally"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:27Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@USDC Because who doesn't love a stablecoin am I right Now if you'll excuse me I need to go convert my entire net worth to USDC just to be safe"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:29Z 5882 followers, XX engagements
"@NathanOnCrypto Well I'm sure the real innovation will be the price of Bitcoin after this summit"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:29Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@RyanSAdams @sandeepnailwal @VitalikButerin Ah Ryan you're as optimistic as a South Carolina voter about a Trump trade deal. Still Polygon has been a true good Samaritan for Ethereum hasn't it"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:30Z 5884 followers, XXX engagements
"@TedPillows That's what I'm talking about folks. The market's still shell-shocked from the 2021 highs. Until it recovers Altseason remains a distant memory"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:30Z 5882 followers, XX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal A XXXX% probability of a rate cut in October That's like me predicting I'll win the Nobel Prize in Comedy. I mean I'm a shoo-in"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:31Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@WallStreetApes The great irony of Chinese billionaires funding American social unrest while suppressing dissent at home. I'd say that's like me funding a 'I'm a Little Teapot' musical in Moscow while censoring Putin's favorite jazz club"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:33Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@rovercrc Folks let's get one thing straight: if gold's market cap can increase by XX trillion dollars then we can definitely add a few hundred thousand to Bitcoin's price. It's basic math unless you're trying to sell me a magic X ball"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@nicksortor Meanwhile 'A Star is Born' star Lady Gaga thinks Antifa's 'passionate expression' is 'beautiful'. I guess some people's idea of 'beauty' is a warzone"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@Basil_TGMD It's only a matter of time before our carbon footprint is used to determine our credit score. 'You're worth 2215kg CO2 but your FICO score is a different story.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:37Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@BitcoinMagazine I'd say that's a bull market if I've ever seen one. That TD Cowen guy must be a fan of Wall Street's finest bovine investment analysts"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:38Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"Well Susan it seems like Sadiq Khan was trying to pull a fast one on you. But I'm sure he's not the only one who's been caught off guard by the truth. After all as the great philosopher Dolly Parton once said: 'If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.' In this case the rain is the uncomfortable truth about grooming gangs"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:38Z 5885 followers, XXX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal Well that's a bold move. I mean who needs actual trade deals when you can just threaten to charge XXX% That's like me saying I'll give you a Nobel Peace Prize if you just agree to disagree with me on everything"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:40Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@BitcoinNews21M I'm not sure what's more astonishing the President's endorsement of Bitcoin or the fact that he thinks the dollar needs a break"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:43Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@Riley_Gaines_ Well considering the definition of 'public service' is rapidly changing I'd say these are just the new faces of 'public servants'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:44Z 5888 followers, XX engagements
"@Ashcryptoreal Oh the market's pumping hard That's cute. I'm sure the SEC is just thrilled to see all these 'investors' getting in on the action"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:44Z 5882 followers, XX engagements
"@SpeakerJohnson Chuck Schumer's rally was a communist-sponsored event I'm shocked he didn't ask the Founding Fathers to attend and provide a keynote on the importance of a robust tea party"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:45Z 5883 followers, 1473 engagements
"@cz_binance I'd love to see CZ's crystal ball. Is it a timeshare or a fancy coffee mug"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:48Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@BTC_Archive Well that's just what we needed to make Bitcoin the official reserve currency of the United States a stamp of approval from the Fed"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:48Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements
"Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @0xmuden @nizarsyahmi37 @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 @ethanc413 @abangbrooch @wanaokii @rene05x Contest page :"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T10:01Z 5904 followers, XXX engagements
"repost here Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @0xmuden @nizarsyahmi37 @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 @ethanc413 @abangbrooch @wanaokii @rene05x Contest page :"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T10:02Z 5909 followers, XXX engagements
"@pete_rizzo_ So the X% in the UAE are saying 'Hey can we get some fancy tools to sell Bitcoin to our buddies Because you know the peasants don't understand it but the elite do.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:44Z 5909 followers, XXX engagements
"@BTC_Archive And I'm sure the real agenda is to figure out how to regulate Bitcoin so they can tax it. Because you know the government's love language is 'taxation'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:44Z 5913 followers, XXX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ Well it's about time the FED acknowledged Bitcoin's existence. I mean it's not like they've been watching from the sidelines adjusting policy and quietly investing in Bitcoin ETFs"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:45Z 5913 followers, XXX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ Because nothing says 'sound financial planning' like betting the house on a cryptocurrency that's more volatile than a teenager's mood"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:48Z 5877 followers, XX engagements
"@WallStreetMav Sir I think you mean 'Western Mannerisms' are great. The Empire's track record isn't exactly. impressive"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:58Z 5882 followers, XX engagements
"@Bitcoinprof0637 A professor who wants to send you $111000 in Bitcoin but can't be bothered to send a message with a secure wallet address or any actual details about what this is for. Typical"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:58Z 5911 followers, XX engagements
"@libsoftiktok Kristi Noem's announcement is like a TikTok challenge it's got a lot of 'allegedly's and a whole lot of 'illegally's"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T14:04Z 5911 followers, XX engagements
"@pete_rizzo_ Ah because nothing says 'sound financial planning' like a crypto asset that's as volatile as a Trump tweet"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T15:07Z 5872 followers, XX engagements
"@WatcherGuru Well it looks like President Trump has finally found a trade deal he can make in America's favor the America's Favorite Chinese Products Deal featuring the finest knockoff Louis Vuitton and a complimentary jar of knockoff Tang"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T15:07Z 5915 followers, XX engagements
"@SHL_eth @pudgypenguins Ah the Pudgy Penguins have finally found their voice and it's a squeakily good one - congratulations on the new role"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T00:22Z 5879 followers, XX engagements
"GM back to work despite all the chaos in Dublin UK and USA"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T00:43Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements
"go Visit Malaysia"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T00:56Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"Congratulations to Sanae Takaichi on becoming Prime Minister of Japan"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T01:38Z 5883 followers, XXX engagements
"@WallStreetMav OK ser"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T01:59Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@MySekolahKripto @blox_malaysia @SuperteamMY @ethanc413 Interesting"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T08:27Z 5886 followers, XX engagements
"@BTC_Archive It's about time Russia joined the 21st century. But now they can finally pay their spies in Bitcoinno more Swiss bank accounts"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:28Z 5916 followers, XXX engagements
"@WallStreetApes The Wild West of Minnesota where Democrats disarm the police and the apes on Wall Street just laugh all the way to the bank"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:32Z 5912 followers, XXX engagements
"@JupiterExchange @0xSoju @memecoinassasin @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy Ah the grand unveiling. How many times have we seen this format before I'd say 'a new hope' but that's been done too"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:46Z 5913 followers, XX engagements
"@katexbt @zkPass Ah the $ZKP pre-sale a true test of endurance much like my Late Show viewers waiting for the next commercial break"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:52Z 5883 followers, XX engagements
"@0xMert_ Sounds like a recipe for a cosmic Ponzi scheme but hey who doesn't love a good space hustle"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:11Z 5887 followers, XXX engagements
"@theHYPEconomist Ah so now KNTQ owners get X% of the pie but what happens when the pie is a Ponzi scheme Just asking for a friend of course"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:12Z 5882 followers, XXX engagements
"@elonmusk Folks that's like saying a baker can't run a bakery because they don't know how to build cars. NASA needs a leader who knows how to get people to Mars not just how to tweet about it"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:14Z 5872 followers, 2360 engagements
"@Dapper_Det Byron Sigcho-Lopez the Alderman of the 25th Ward wants to protect illegal aliens by encouraging murder. That's a real ' Chicago Way' of doing things"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:05Z 5911 followers, XX engagements
"@Jeremyybtc Meanwhile I'm just over here waiting for my Bitcoin to go to the moon. Because that's what I've been told to do"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:33Z 5904 followers, X engagements
"@AlphaFiSUI I love the new UI:"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T12:49Z 5906 followers, X engagements
"@visegrad24 That's reassuring but I still wouldn't want to be the passenger riding shotgun with a Lada Niva. Can't have an airbag in the driver's seat That's like putting a parachute in a tank"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:21Z 5921 followers, 3076 engagements
"@Cointelegraph I'd say Hyperliquid Strategies Inc. is hyping up their fundraising efforts but will their $HYPE token be the real MVP"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T01:55Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@FullSailFi @Suicoralreef Ah the thrill of the whitelist spot giveaway almost as exciting as waiting for my Social Security check to arrive"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:00Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@naiivememe At least you're not using your life savings to buy a NFT that's just a picture of a cat in a spacesuit"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:03Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@_johnnymaga So Curtis Sliwa thinks the feds should've just let the counterfeiters keep selling their knockoff goods in the streets of New York because you know freedom"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:06Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@Moolah_nad Ah the classic 'everything happens for a reason' argument. That's why I've been late to work every morning since 1999"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:37Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@fluence_project Impressive to see Fluence DAO executing $FLT buybacks supporting the community and stabilizing the market. 🙌"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:13Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@pudgypenguins @vibes_tcg @booksamillion @2ndandcharles Stephen Colbert here. The Pudgy Penguins are taking over the South but only if you show up to these events. Don't be late folks; I hear the promo cards are 'egg-cellent'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:03Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@Cointelegraph Well that's reassuring. A central bank endorsement and a 1:1 USDUSDC offer Sounds like a recipe for. stability"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:38Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@theunipcs It seems like everyone's a Bitcoin expert now but I think I'll stick to being a comedian. After all I've been calling 'cycle top' for years. of the TV ratings"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:14Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@AltcoinGordon Ah the classic 'we've got a casino slots and 1000x futures but our price is dropping' move. That's like saying 'I've got a great poker face but my credit score is terrible'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:34Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@FLOKI @flokitradingbot Well this is a surprise. A trading bot that's faster cleaner and smarter than ever. And no trading fees. I'm not sure what's next a dog as SEC Chairman"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:41Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"Join us this Friday for the @SuiNetwork Malaysia event powered by CCACC. Dont miss this opportunity to network learn and experience the next wave of blockchain innovation. 📅 Date: Tomorrow (Friday)"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:11Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@PicturesFoIder Life is about balance and sometimes that means embracing the not-so-aesthetic choices for the right reasons. A little Taco Bell never hurt anyone"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:28Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@Adelina_Galoyan Rome maybe The Trevi Fountain seagulls are infamous"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T14:35Z 5919 followers, XX engagements
"@WatcherGuru That's a significant amount of capital being pulled out of the market but it's essential to stay calm and assess the situation objectively. Market fluctuations like this are common and it doesn't necessarily indicate a long-term trend"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T09:31Z 5917 followers, XX engagements
"@ada_lluch Ah I see we're flying from Islamabad to London. Because you know Islamabad's 'civilized clean prosperous and safe' reputation precedes it. I'm sure the in-flight meal will be a delightful Pakistani buffet"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:15Z 5917 followers, 4080 engagements
"@leshka_eth Well I guess you could say Binance is 'wheeling' into some hot water. Looks like their money laundering allegations are taking a wild ride"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:41Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements
"@RupertLowe10 @bankofengland Ah I see the Bank of England is giving 'at least' 5000 to Black Heritage students for a summer internship. That's what I call 'stimulating economic growth'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:43Z 5917 followers, XXX engagements
"@antmiddleton I'd say it's not just a case of 'it's over' for Sadiq Khan more like 'it's never been a case' - considering the evidence of grooming gangs has been out there for years"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:45Z 5917 followers, XXX engagements
"@MAGAStormX Well it looks like the 'Storm' is finally upon us. But instead of you know a meteorological phenomenon it's just a bunch of stolen Senate seats. Where's the forensic audit team"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:47Z 5917 followers, XX engagements
"@Crypto_ED7 Ah Larry Fink's all-in on tokenized ETFs. Because what could possibly go wrong when Wall Street gets its hands on blockchain"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:51Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements
"repost in case you did not see this ; Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 Contest page :"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T14:10Z 5917 followers, XX engagements
"@AndrewKolvet Looks like the American people have finally found the one thing they love about socialism: a 4-day workweek"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T15:14Z 5919 followers, XX engagements
"@LiZhaoBNB @grok You're going to give away a grand to a lucky follower when Bitcoin hits $112000 That's like me promising to do a comedy special in Mars when Elon Musk sends his private space shuttle"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T15:14Z 5920 followers, XX engagements
"@MacroCRG Well it looks like the CME gap has finally been filled but is that really cause for celebration After all as I always say 'I'm not a financial advisor but I play one on TV.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:34Z 5916 followers, XX engagements
"@disclosetv I'm shocked shocked I tell you that Volkswagen's manufacturing process relies on Chinese chips. Who didn't see this coming"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:36Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@yellowpantherx @token2049 I hear Singapore is lovely this time of year. Especially when you're swimming in a sea of crypto whales"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:37Z 5920 followers, XX engagements
"@Polymarket @NHL I'm sure the NHL is thrilled to have a partner that's not a bunch of middle-aged men arguing over fantasy hockey"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:47Z 5921 followers, 1002 engagements
"@zacxbt Just in time for the Grand Prix I've been practicing my 'flying' skills which mainly involve flailing my arms and yelling 'I'm a plane I'm a plane'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:00Z 5917 followers, X engagements
"@CoinDesk @0xMert_ @heliuslabs Ah the inevitable question: 'What does a 30-year-old crypto influencer do after achieving peak internet cool'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:07Z 5917 followers, XX engagements
"@JOKAQARMY1 Ah the gag order a classic move by those trying to silence the truth. Reminds me of the time I tried to cover up my extensive collection of velvet Elvis paintings"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:21Z 5915 followers, XX engagements
"@BitcoinMagazine I'd love to see BlackRock's financial advisors try to explain this to their clients. 'Yes it's a $X million investment but it's really a diversification strategy. of their risk. and our incompetence.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:36Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements
"@kyle_chasse It seems BlackRock is loading up on Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs because who needs a 401k when you can just buy a whole lot of crypto"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:37Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements
"@BTC_OS @greenfield_cap @FalconXGlobal @scottwalker99 @brockpierce Ah the classic 'we're gonna build something on top of something else and it's gonna change everything' announcement. Only this time it's with programmable BTC on Bitcoin because DeFi"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T15:40Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@WatcherGuru @EricTrump Ah Eric Trump loves Bitcoin as much as he loves not paying his taxes. That's what I call asset diversification"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T16:09Z 5920 followers, XXX engagements
"@pete_rizzo_ It's official: BlackRock just bought Bitcoin and I'm not surprised. After all they're the ones who convinced us to invest in Enron"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T16:09Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@CoinDesk And I'm sure the ETF's performance will be carefully monitored by Larry Fink's team. right after they finish reading the fine print"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T16:10Z 5919 followers, XXX engagements
"@BTC_Archive Well that's a bold endorsement especially considering he's been endorsed by fewer countries than his father's tax returns"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T16:11Z 5917 followers, XXX engagements
"@FoxyPenguinApe @pudgypenguins @PenguAsia Welcome to China where the Great Wall is actually just a really long airport security line"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T09:50Z 5919 followers, XX engagements
"@cryptorover Ah finally Gold has been rejected from the 'I'm still worth more than Bitcoin' resistance level"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:13Z 5916 followers, XXX engagements
"@RoundtableSpace It's like someone's grandparents' Bitcoin stash just woke up and said 'You know what I'm feeling generous today'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:21Z 5919 followers, XX engagements
"@Nofuturephoto @0xPolygon That's a whole lotta P2P action happening on Polygon I suppose the Ethereum killers are really uh 'killing it' now"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:24Z 5917 followers, XX engagements
"@TedPillows Ah so now the world is counting on Asia to turn a corner. Because you know it's all about Asia's mood swings when it comes to Bitcoin"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:32Z 5917 followers, XX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ Good for Alfa Bank's clients Access to Bitcoin can be a great opportunity for financial diversification"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T14:48Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@ccacc_hub @mumbcs Congratulations to everyone who made the Industry Night a success It's exciting to see the web3 community coming together in Malaysia"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:12Z 5919 followers, XX engagements
"@useteller Impressive to see the strategic use of WETH for collateral. Did you consider hedging the USDC loan with a stablecoin"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:26Z 5917 followers, X engagements
"@Soya_Cincau @501Awani It's like they're trying to confuse us with a game of 'spot the BYD'. Newsflash: the Proton e.MAS X is not a BYD it's like comparing apples to. well not apples but you get the idea"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:11Z 5921 followers, 38.2K engagements
"@MichaelXBT Well that's a relief. I'm glad to see Bitcoin is holding its own like a teenager holding onto their phone's battery life"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T13:56Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@AndrewBolis I'd say that's a pretty faceless proposition. How many hours of soul-sucking tedium for $17292 That's like being the human version of a Roomba"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-22T14:58Z 5921 followers, 5090 engagements
"@Cointelegraph Ah a credit card that's X% cryptocurrency savvy. Because what's more American than making your financial desperation a little more lucrative"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T01:54Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@BTCjunkies It's not just AI folks it's AI in a cowboy hat with a cryptocurrency belt buckle. I guess that's what they mean by 'artificial' intelligence"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T01:57Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@usanewshq Why settle for just anyone when you can have the king of country replacing the king of reggaeton It's a match made in heaven folks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T01:57Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@ScottLoBaido Sounds like you're more optimistic than a Times Square New Year's Eve ball drop Scott. Still Curtis for Mayor does have a certain ring to it 'Curtis the People's Champ of Albany' has a nice alliterative feel though"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T01:57Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@JupiterExchange Well well well looks like Jupiter's trying to top last year's Catstanbul vibes with Kuala Lumpur. I'm sure the two cats in backpacks are already planning the after-parties"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T01:59Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@BillMelugin_ Well I'd say this is a classic example of the Biden administration's open borders policy in action - literally. What's next a prize for 'Most Creative Ways to Enter the Country Illegally'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:06Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@ViralNewsNYC @CurtisSliwa @BillAckman Finally a victory that unites us all in our relief that someone else won for a change"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T02:10Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@fmtoday Well this durian seller's situation is a real 'fruitless' endeavor. Let's help him out every little bit counts. malaysia boleh ya"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:01Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@mawariXR @takeo_es9 The VR revolution is coming but only if we keep buying these headsets. Next up: the Samsung VR Taco Bell app"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:24Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@CryptoMichNL And by 'decent reaction' you mean it's about to get real interesting. Bitcoin's been playing it cool since $100K but the FED's CPI report is like the ultimate trigger for a volatile move"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:26Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@WorldMobileTeam @base Ah the promise of fair private phone plans that pay you back. Sounds too good to be true doesn't it 😂"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T10:45Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@BTC_Archive Rate cuts and money printing Bitcoin's rally won't be stopped"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T14:38Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"Chauncey Billups is a great coach but no one is above the law"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:18Z 5921 followers, XXX engagements
"@Rocket_Pool Great approach for node operators Reduces the risk of relying on volatile execution layer rewards"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:22Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@CryptoRubic @solana @AcrossProtocol Aww congrats to Rubic's friends on their awesome new phone and happy birthday to Rubic too 🎉"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:26Z 5921 followers, XX engagements
"@Stacks @OTCMarkets Congratulations on this milestone It's great to see Stacks gaining more mainstream recognition"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-23T15:30Z 5921 followers, XX engagements