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# ![@retirementkeys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1474385211618209801.png) @retirementkeys Grant Lannin

Grant Lannin posts on X about all the, faster, lightning, this shit the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1474385211618209801/interactions)
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### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1474385211618209801/posts_active)
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### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1474385211618209801/followers)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1474385211618209801/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXXX% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[all the](/topic/all-the) 3.77%, [faster](/topic/faster) 1.89%, [lightning](/topic/lightning) 1.89%, [this shit](/topic/this-shit) 1.89%, [work for](/topic/work-for) 1.89%, [im a](/topic/im-a) 1.89%, [how do i](/topic/how-do-i) 1.89%, [gigachad](/topic/gigachad) 1.89%, [bruh](/topic/bruh) 1.89%, [what to](/topic/what-to) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[Gigachad (GIGA)](/topic/gigachad)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1474385211618209801/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Step 1) Realize you were born a certain way & inherently do specific things. Monkey climbs tree tiger hunts etc. U r same. U've always done SOMETHING. "God hid your gift inside of what's fun for you". Step 2) Figure out what thing where "you doing you" can pay you (+ have large income ceiling. u want to ask what's most i COULD make here eventually) Step 3) Identify/remove all emotional bottlenecks/insecurities that are stopping you from positioning yourself in the above lane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977356804729327873) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-12T12:52Z 59.8K followers, 24.4K engagements


"First time u do anything difficult will take way longer than u "feel" like it should (as u learn all u didn't know u didn't know) Then 2nd time will be tremendously faster 3rd time will be lightning Realize if ur just starting & it's hard Will never be that hard again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1978989236725412120) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-17T00:59Z 59.6K followers, 5076 engagements


"Then when u find someone trying to do what u did u can say "here's what worked for me" & they may try it and actually find that it works. Pretty fucking wild if u think about it. We're all in the same exact minefield and some people have already found the solves to the exact mine ur trying to dodge. What a strange fucking existence. Genuinely. Gotta fucking love life lmao. This shit is beyond insane. Imcomprehensibly insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979033429833310239) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-17T03:55Z 59.6K followers, 3140 engagements


"*closes deal with a college for slave labor* What should I study You should DEFINITELY major in bringing lonely black janitors hand-wrapped chocolate covered strawberries. I hear it pays great & has lot of upward mobility"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979686704828334577) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-18T23:11Z 59.6K followers, 1307 engagements


"The people at the top just be runnin shit like a video game. Yo bro sick hospital. Anyway what if you just made up a certificate & then we partnered & started a business where they litererally just pay us for X years to work for you Yeah im down. Sounds great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979688830874927438) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-18T23:19Z 59.6K followers, 1201 engagements


"When u quit ur X fig job to go all in on ur dreams and u have X cred cards maxxed the fuck out as u have zero idea how the fuck ur gonna pay them off before rent is due in X weeks Do u go "well i'm a muhretard Guess this was a bad idea" Or do you FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT & RIDE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING FIERY FINISH LINE U KNOW THE ANSWER. NEVER LAY THE HAND DOWN THAT PULLS FROM QUIVER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979751858802466829) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-19T03:29Z 59.6K followers, 1584 engagements


""how do I open kundalini" You actually really don't want to do this. You THINK you do because in your mind you think "oh cool powers" but you don't. It is "cleanse by fire" at the highest degree. Imagine everything you ever even slightly attempted to avoid in your life all flying at your face in a moment of your own maximal exhaustion/sleep deprivation. It "maxes you out" which is where the benefits of it come from. Naturally basically stretching you to a literal spiritual max limit & then saying "there ya go". So do u get benefits sure. But it is super high cost. ur body cant really do that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979759756727255493) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-19T04:01Z 59.7K followers, 3515 engagements


"They were like ur quititng ur 6fig muhsalesjob Its muhrisky I was like u mfs genuinely dont get it. Truly But thats fine. Enjoy your next X identical years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977192092654092419) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-12T01:58Z 59.7K followers, 5023 engagements


"Theyd be like what are you doing now & id be like working at glowbowl on 37th & thats that Then one day theyd see me float across their FYP in a yellow onesie with a 13lb glass eyeball staring directly @ the camera in my hand Oh shit Thats 500x more fun than corp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977193550841626924) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-12T02:04Z 59.7K followers, 3740 engagements


"Night routine = map out specific task for next day X get X step closer X dream Morning routine = wake up hydrate get our task done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977548679356792924) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-13T01:35Z 59.7K followers, 4316 engagements


"You run this enough days in a row & you may accidentally just end up a rich jacked+lean gigachad with a bodycount of X (your wife)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977550690756055220) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-13T01:43Z 59.7K followers, 3571 engagements


"Tom Brady sadly didnt realize this truth & thought his wife wanted to do BJJ for cardio & to find herself In these moments u slap her hand & say heres a stanley cup & some new Nike airs. Dont die of lead poisoning Ur children may one day thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977556784157180364) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-13T02:07Z 59.8K followers, 2471 engagements


"Guy 1: "hey here's the mental sound I told MY inner tones that allowed me to type on my robot brain to earn shekels so i can afford gas for my fleshvehicle. It's fklmdivofidpk" guy 2: fklmdivofidpk. oh wow it worked thanks Like bruh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979033863725711743) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-17T03:56Z 59.7K followers, 2546 engagements


"I will say this ability was AGGRESSIVELY heightened when kundalini popped/opened. Kundalini is basically a psychological energy magnifying glass. I thought chakras were bs/woowoo until kundalini opened & i saw them VERY clearly & could move energy VERY clearly from X to the other. U can *literally* tap into the chakra "grab" the energy with your mind & drag it UP or DOWN & store it in another chakra VERY fucking subtle body awareness but kundalini put that shit on steroids. It is legitimately like being blind then finding some cracked glasses/lenses. It's like looking at the moon with ur eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979758959197147319) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-19T03:58Z 59.7K followers, 4439 engagements


"Dont know who needs to hear this but you can literally sidestep all of your nagging identity issues by just creating a new character U want to be super social Mentally create Social (ur name). Identity prompt: this guy is super social+confident+always knows what to say Then you just go use that character in the real world. Go play the role. Go play pretend. If u actually do this (do it but while pretending) u will realize the actions were always inside of u and the blocker was ur mind/identity. But this isnt me im just pretending Problem is u fail to realize it literally is u cuz ur doing it."  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977037744854495705) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-11T15:45Z 59.8K followers, 52.3K engagements


"Btw you can cure ur depression by saying fuck it and abandoning the boring retarded life ur pretending to live to make other people accept you. to just fucking full send it on ur dreams giving zero fucks about what it looks like on muhh paper. Fuck ur paper. Quit the gayjob and go find a part time one doing something thats super fucking fun for you. If u wanna do music just go find engineer & be his slave & use studio 24/7. Happiness is just a couple fuck its away. Fuck making other people happy enjoy this shit & go after what makes ur soul sing. Anything else is LITERALLY retarded &"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977189961997652303) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-12T01:49Z 59.8K followers, 66.5K engagements


"Her goal is to fully transition into a man so she can beat you in an arm wrestling match fueled by steak & X eggs. If she wins she will start a substack & write about how shes underfucked. Save her before she can save herself. She needs gorlchores & gorlprojects"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977555854108029284) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-13T02:03Z 59.8K followers, 2058 engagements


"How to succeed in almost any business by choosing correctly (with X questions): #1 - Can i sell someone this product with my writing abilities alone #2 - Do they want this product so bad that theyd buy it from me regardless of my writing abilities Yes to either = $$$$"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977880721097159012) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-13T23:34Z 59.8K followers, 3366 engagements


"U can make $$$ with raw talent or raw demand In Perfect world u obviously have both"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977881268323844593) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-13T23:36Z 59.8K followers, 1690 engagements


"Find a homie that can rip XX hour LEGIT deep work days with you dump your XX IQ gf & move into a room/spot with zero furniture together then stay sober incels until you each touch your first $100k liquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977888458451366003) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-14T00:05Z 59.8K followers, 35.9K engagements


"Ngl group people weird me tf out Always in large groups. Posting pictures in large groups. Doing things in large groups. Group group group. The only way thats enjoyable is if youre literally retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1977952682456543344) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-14T04:20Z 59.8K followers, 29.8K engagements


"Delete the gaynormie code of "is this the right thing to do for me" from your mind. Delete the entire paraidgm Instead ask "am i pulled to go this direction or not" If answer is YES send it. Give zero fucks about where you'll "end up" give zero fucks about "wasting your life" give zero fucks about any of it Simple go where you're pulled to go & try your best. Learn the most you can. Win & become better. The rest will take car of itself simply due to the fact that you're actually engaged with life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1978147134055571627) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-14T17:13Z 59.8K followers, 52.5K engagements


"What if it turns out better than you could have ever fucking imagined"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1978901047331479837) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-16T19:09Z 59.8K followers, 18K engagements


"When you find a woman attractive you are basically admitting you find her father attractive extremely gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979628475347800323) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-18T19:19Z 59.8K followers, 25.7K engagements


"One of the core psychological certainties of a healthy male psyche is never laying down the hand that pulls arrow from quiver despite any & all temporary misses U will eventually get absolutely fucking ROCKED by % odds and when this happens u r faced with a decision - do u gaslight urself/pretend what you just did was "retarded" because it's too high t of a play for a normie Most DO. "ahh well guess it was kinda dumb". "ahh well guess that wasn't the smartest". Most backpedal into the normiepsyche when they hit the lows. But this is when u have to double down. This is when you stand by your"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979751443658621266) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-19T03:28Z 59.8K followers, 9908 engagements


"Pretty fucking wild how effective the body is at storing emotional energy You can "catch" your body holding reactions to shit like 20-100 times within a XX hour window. Pretty fucking insane to think you have boomers carrying XX years of that shit totally unchecked. Not even a basic bodyscan to go through everything & poke at it/release with psyche. Not even a little psychic self-massage. NOTHING. fucking WILD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979757713744646321) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-19T03:53Z 59.8K followers, 39.3K engagements


"Physical massage is important but NOBODY talks about psyche-massaging yourself. I am constantly doing this. U have a tension Go there with your mind dive into it & wring it out like a towel. U can get in there & shake it up PURELY with your focus/attention & u can "unjumble" MOST shit that gets "balled up" within a XX hr window Continual mental massages all of the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1979758202427228651) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-19T03:55Z 59.8K followers, 6243 engagements


"You can make more money than you ever have in a year by: - Getting something to sell - running traffic to it If you drop ur perfectionism & stop being gay & literally JUST DO THAT (other people have products and driving traffic is not hard) YOU WILL MAKE MONEY EVENTUALLY. People think making a dollar is like some magical fucking sacred impossibletask. Like bro just turn brain off get muh thing to sell run muh traffic Lmao. U got it. Just go QUICK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980303457895456911) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-20T16:01Z 59.8K followers, 30.1K engagements


"Very common normie sticking point is that in life you'll be in a situation where something that served you at one point in your life no longer serves you You probably spent energy effort time etc designing that thing & getting it exactly how you wanted it for what you wanted back THEN But inevitably things change & you end up in a "new internal situation" with an identical external situation except now instead of the work being "worth it" you're just existing within a self-made prison. X "hurdles: X - accepting/acknowledging the truth that you've evolved internally & what used to serve you no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980467625017663858) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-21T02:54Z 59.8K followers, 14.5K engagements


"if ur broke and hate ur life just make $2-3k/mo on the internet sell ur shit cut ur lease and move somewhere cheap & sunny U will find joy once again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980479615471874253) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-21T03:41Z 59.8K followers, 78.9K engagements


"When i was in corprison i just wanted to hit 2k/mo on the interwebs. I was like "man if i could just get to 2k a fucking month i'd just chill on the beach and life would be fucking amazing" And i was actually wrong. It wasn't amazing it was giga-amazing. Like 500x better than I imagined. Fully worth it in every way. Once u hit that & free urself at babylevel its like fuckin magical rainbows & infinite bliss. It's like galactic euphoria being perma-dripped into your veins & thru ur psyche. Ur laying in the sun w/ cash coming in & nowhere to be/go. HOLY FUCK. WAY BETTER than you EVEN IMAGINE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980482409486323900) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-21T03:52Z 59.8K followers, 13.5K engagements


"U wake up whenever get some sun get a mango smoothie & bring ur laptop with u pretend to work eat some delicious chicken breast by the beach with another smoothie send X emails say "wow that was tough break time". Put ur laptop away (you did nothing) tan on beach w/ another mango smoothie go home & shower lift eat delicious dinner send X more emails accidentally pull 9some cuz ur aura is so strong shower again then just sit under the stars in the warm evening night just smiling at the sky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980484231047401596) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-21T04:00Z 59.8K followers, 9781 engagements


"The wildest part about the corp world for me was how the adults are literally children When I first got that job I was actually slightly offended because I thought the manager was being a patronizing asshole Then i realized later on "oh no he's just genuinely trying to be understood by literal retards" Then also realized how u can just gigafarm aura because if you have even the slightest modicum of competence ur basically a goldenchild. It's like if u were upper-echelon AAU player & then u decided to play w/ ur town team. It's like charity. Except when u do it in corp the soys rally against u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980485352872648923) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-21T04:04Z 59.8K followers, 48.2K engagements


"Sometimes a girl you knew from HS will randomly pick up exotic dancing and then all of a sudden her entire feed is a massive group of 4s very unathletically doing aggressive snappy body movements on poles thinking theyre the next shakira and you have no choice but to delete her into infinity hoping she finds what shes looking for♥ I hope they all find what theyre looking for♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980492899063075244) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-21T04:34Z 59.8K followers, 21.4K engagements


"I thought that sentence was pretty self explanatory but what I mean is before i got the corp job i thought it would be gay & id hate it but it was actually fun af got paid 6-figs for a job i did on literal autopilot & got off at 2:30pm had all the homies there and was the guy Experiencing that made me realize exactly why people never leave. It hits every paychological human need at the exact same time lmao. U have to be lowkey sick in the head & actually about ur growth to bail on that. If i didnt have the desire to turn my yearly income into my monthly income i would have never bailed. But"  
[X Link](https://x.com/retirementkeys/status/1980668861541196106) [@retirementkeys](/creator/x/retirementkeys) 2025-10-21T16:13Z 59.8K followers, 12.7K engagements