[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @luinalaska Lu for Alaska Lu for Alaska posts on X about money, all the, middle east, turkey the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1450537670543691780/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX +3,491% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX +622% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX +81% - X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1450537670543691780/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XX% - X Month XXX +73% - X Months XXX +35% - X Year XXXXX +9.70% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1450537670543691780/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +8.20% - X Month XXXXXX +12% - X Months XXXXXX +28% - X Year XXXXXX +63% ### CreatorRank: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1450537670543691780/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1450537670543691780/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [money](/topic/money) 0.47%, [all the](/topic/all-the) 0.47%, [middle east](/topic/middle-east) 0.47%, [turkey](/topic/turkey) 0.47%, [im a](/topic/im-a) #894, [alaska](/topic/alaska) #32, [poland](/topic/poland) #1072, [sahara desert](/topic/sahara-desert) 0.23%, [flood](/topic/flood) 0.23%, [argentina](/topic/argentina) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@nanaki_prolife](/creator/undefined) [@budgethands](/creator/undefined) [@luluskiski27](/creator/undefined) [@disaffectedpod](/creator/undefined) [@arianamortimer](/creator/undefined) [@lawaashley](/creator/undefined) [@alaskaair](/creator/undefined) [@_matrix_mega_](/creator/undefined) [@mcbrightside01](/creator/undefined) [@megawattpusher](/creator/undefined) [@nottaglitch](/creator/undefined) [@cant_stay_left](/creator/undefined) [@gertieok](/creator/undefined) [@virgisviews](/creator/undefined) [@maeoffable](/creator/undefined) [@_loonielovegood](/creator/undefined) [@niles4life](/creator/undefined) [@saralfowler](/creator/undefined) [@woman4w](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1450537670543691780/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "If J spoke to me like a better help therapist it would nuclear detonate my libido into the 5th dimension. Sahara desert of desire. Im hardwired for caveman behavior" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1977392033816850512) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-12T15:12Z 20.9K followers, 13.3K engagements "I realize its probably not possible to truly love someone youve never met and yet I believe strongly that does not apply to Giorgia Meloni" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978223826157601085) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-14T22:18Z 20.9K followers, 35.2K engagements "Ok now Im coming out swinging. How specifically is an entire town supposed to leave when your transportation option is a X seat Cessna that comes only when you can afford it and you cant afford to *checks notes* leave your home and fly XXX miles to a holiday inn every single time a big storm comes which is a REGULAR OCCURRENCE IN ALASKA. We recently had a storm with XX mile an hour gusting winds on our island and the kids didnt even get out of school for it. We live storms. We live weather. We fish in it. Occasionally a massive typhoon causes flooding unlike anything we have seen in a very" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979147562977497392) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-17T11:28Z 20.9K followers, 27.7K engagements "Places I have lived worked and/or parented a family in the region. Some of you have more experience than me in this. Most do not. Step all the way back" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979202449924649098) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-17T15:06Z 20.9K followers, 17K engagements "You cant be messy drunk on a plane. Not even buzzed. Thats just rude and uncouth. XX% is the sweet spot. XXX gin and tonics. Locked in" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979205494423326773) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-17T15:18Z 20.9K followers, 11.8K engagements "Landed in Austin. Discovered my sister has never been to Texas Roadhouse has never had their butter AND has never had a prime rib. Ever. Anywhere. Took an uber to fix that asap" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979384780123971818) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-18T03:11Z 20.9K followers, 14.8K engagements "Once again reminding people that part of healthy parenting is helping your child be socially successful outside of JUST YOUR HOME AND TABLE. You might think its totally fine to be obnoxious. The parents of their college sweetheart might find it so off putting they dont support them being a couple. Again you arent the sole judge of the personality traits you cultivate and allow in a child. You think its fine for a XX year old to drop cuss words. The guy they want to hire them for the summer job may disagree. You arent crafting a robot but you ARE molding a unique adult human who will want" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1975700802233926071) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-07T23:12Z 20.7K followers, 10.7K engagements "Hes so mad I wont put a blanket on him but hell be more mad if I get up to go get one. I am trapped" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1976361529651175738) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-09T18:58Z 20.6K followers, 1045 engagements "When you plead your way into a local poker night and they said bring snacks and treats. This is what you need to do. Dont miss this opportunity. Best foot forward as they say" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1977114925060510098) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-11T20:51Z 20.9K followers, 3963 engagements "I would like to report that I got invited to the next poker night. I feel like a silly hobbit who got called to join the fellowship of the ring. Ladies please learn to play poker. I love it when other ladies play poker" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1977777806005403842) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-13T16:45Z 20.8K followers, 2115 engagements "I just want folks to know I get messages all the time thanking me for giving people the courage or suggestion to start a GLP1 up to and including my own dad who is a Dr. He said he wouldnt do it but THEN I did and THEN he started one a few months later. Hed say his cardiologist convinced him but in my heart I know the truth. I am *terrible* at maintaining my own compliance with a funky dose schedule but I love all the success stories. This often isnt about weight. My dad takes it for cardiac reasons. Its great for PCOS. My inflammation tanked. Im a human guinea pig I cured my own health" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978142497756086550) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-14T16:54Z 20.8K followers, 3610 engagements "First world problem of the day: The bank just told me itll take five business days to complete my transaction due to the original one insisting on mailing to me a check. Thanks to mail delays and made up holiday closures that will mean in the year of our Lord 2025 it will have taken these two financial institutions XX calendar days to move $35000 of my own money. How is that possible Its not a loan. Its my *own money*. Id rather just own all BTC and never go to a bank again this is dumb" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978162693984092454) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-14T18:15Z 20.4K followers, 3444 engagements "Sat here folding towels with BBC World News on the tv. Breaking news now the plane carrying- Me: No No No No No sweating No No No Secretary of War Pete Hegseth Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Had to land in an emergency in the UK Me: literally not breathing anymore Due to a cracked windshield everything is fine Me: that was honestly just mean" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978533633205080334) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T18:49Z 20.8K followers, 31K engagements "Do we think J would let his children go to the Middle East. Unironically I think hed want paid security if I could even convince him to do it" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978563623455711696) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T20:48Z 20.6K followers, XXX engagements "Speaking of Turkey. Seeing the Hagia Sophia was one of the more incredible experiences of my life. It is absolutely unacceptable that people do not wear shoes in there. In summer" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978564188412027052) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T20:50Z 20.7K followers, XXX engagements "My ring came in the mail and J couldnt wait to propose so he immediately came to find me and dropped on one knee. I was in pajamas and an apron carrying a basket of laundry. 🧺" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978785725836366285) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-16T11:30Z 20.9K followers, 6132 engagements "I treat my sister to a calm relaxing cool day at the museum. My sister: its you" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979639633266012171) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-18T20:04Z 20.9K followers, 20.6K engagements "Stop being scared of people: a crash course in how to make friends and create fun opportunities brought to you by my severe rosacea and a too early in the morning flight" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979188252285505640) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-17T14:10Z 20.9K followers, 160.9K engagements "Its only 10:30 am and my CEO girl boss oldest sister has already afflicted me with the following lectures: Im killing myself with microplastics. This breakfast is too heavy. Turo is ghetto She doesnt believe in cold pressed iced coffee on principle. Unclear what those principles could be. Pants too wrinkly Parking concerns God intended her for first class and now her back hurts from two hours in steerage Pumpkin spice is for peasants like me My sister is potentially my soulmate. Youve never in your life met a bigger hater. I love her endlessly" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979572502960763192) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-18T15:37Z 20.9K followers, 11.3K engagements "Lore no one asked me for about my older sister: She was in some South American country doing work on their water safety. She was in the jungle trekking to a remote site and she reports an old woman cursed her. Later that day she had chicken by a campfire she felt was off. The next day she was delirious. Feverish. Went unconscious. She was put on the back of a donkey like Mother Mary and carried off the jungle property to where a helicopter could get her. She was life flighted to Peru to an ICU. They saved her life. Her bill was $XX for three days of ICU level care. A few years later she" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979705315915600223) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-19T00:25Z 20.9K followers, 18.5K engagements "I love being the house in the family where sick kids go to hang out when they cant go to school. Its such a blessing. Be the person you needed when your own kids were young. I needed me then so I became that. This kiddo is hacking up a lung good thing I aint scared of germs" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1975605436184469758) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-07T16:53Z 20.9K followers, 2677 engagements "The fear underlying the mommy Olympics is that we dont actually have control over many of the outcomes involving our kids. We cant be so good our kids never get cancer or never develop an addiction or never pick the wrong partner. You cannot good your way to perfect lives for your children. You can try. You can give it your all. I have put my blood sweat and tears into these kids and I for damn sure still know whats its like to send one to rehab Its fear. It is a timeless fear probably as old as humanity. It is one I know well. What we can do is our best. We can thank God for the wins. We can" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1975922629086511528) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-08T13:54Z 20.9K followers, 86.9K engagements "Tonights recipe is a special one. Now I may take hits from the health and crunch side of mom twitter but this a keep it real meal. This is the meal when you have a blue collar man with an appetite $XX in the bank XX minutes and you have a migraine. Youre questioning if God really does have your back. He does. You need: One red cabbage A bag of flavorful rice you can microwave in under X minutes PRAISE JESUS A package of jalapeo precooked sausages One of those pre-baked jalapeo cheddar loaves of bread from the piggly wiggly deli. Optional: onion but only if you fancy Staples Im assuming you" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1976111584973029802) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-09T02:24Z 20.9K followers, 19.5K engagements "No one is going to gaslight me re: Brigitte Macron listen I genuinely do not care if shes a she or a he but do not piss on my leg and tell me its raining Im a XX year old woman stop playing" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1976332266914840794) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-09T17:01Z 20.9K followers, 2823 engagements "Ok so Im hearing you about a cookbook. Mmm Im thinking fall/winter treats but also just the cheap fast easy stuff moms should know how to bang out for their own sanity and wellbeing. Im spitballing a list in my notes. What are our thoughts A lot of these will be obvious to old school moms but plenty of women dont know how to make their own Texas Roadhouse butter and Im fighting for YOU honey" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1976364166970757589) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-09T19:08Z 20.9K followers, 3841 engagements "I feel this way about Rhode Island. You never meet someone from Rhode Island. I think its a big joke" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1977778006061117757) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-13T16:46Z 20.9K followers, 3535 engagements "Me in 2004 🫠" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978229311237689679) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-14T22:39Z 20.9K followers, 4547 engagements "Nuance: I have been overjoyed watching Israelis celebrate the release of hostages this week. I do not care about jokes about Jews in the group chats of XX year olds. Ive gone to relevant holocaust historical sites across Germany to Russia. Auschwitz. Terezin. Lots of sites across Poland. I wanted to vomit at several of them. I do not care about off color commentary in the group chats of XX year olds. I married a Korean lesbian in front of my entire family. Like said I do and everything. On my dads front lawn. I do not care if XX year olds call each other faggots in the group chat. I wouldnt" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978512590876901497) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T17:25Z 20.9K followers, 6795 engagements "I am constantly at war with this. Ladies. You can be funny looking and find love and be best friends with beautiful girls. You can have what you want but not if you become bitter and resentful. God made me look like Buddy Hackett because he knew Id do weird shit like fly to Poland at XX by myself and if Id been beautiful Id have been trafficked immediately. I was so naive. God said make her look like Elmer Fudd to keep her crazy ass safe. Thank you God 🫶" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978520879199092941) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T17:58Z 20.9K followers, 30.2K engagements "At XX I was in attic hookah bars in Prague over bodegas 12000 miles from home CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO A PRETTY GIRL" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978521399145701486) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T18:00Z 20.9K followers, 2240 engagements "Ive always wanted to go to the Holy Land with my kids before the youngest are grown. Do we think it will be safe to do so at any point in the next XX years Closest Ive come is seeing Ephesus in Turkey. Probably was also not safe to be fair" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978563320576676279) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T20:47Z 20.9K followers, 2045 engagements "@ZeeBrassDragon I was miserable at the grand bazaar getting yelled at over and over again" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978565280172503486) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T20:54Z 20.9K followers, XXX engagements "Is this actually true Im not calling you a liar by any means but it just seems like this cannot be true Just get an Arab cab that sounds like something J is not equipped to do" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978565636428361867) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T20:56Z 20.9K followers, 2234 engagements "J doesnt want to get a cab in Portland if he had to get one in the Middle East hed have an actual stroke" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978566047029420446) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-15T20:58Z 20.9K followers, XXX engagements "If someone did this to my baby Id feed them to the closest orca pod. This goes for anyone. J can get it too. You imprint terror on my sweet angel baby for a laugh I will show you terror. Ill put Free Willy shit on your tombstone" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978671785437471052) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-16T03:58Z 20.9K followers, 8337 engagements "Im getting on the plane today and if you pulled this move Im starting a fist fight in row XX and getting put on a fed no fly list" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978794846094839935) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-16T12:07Z 20.9K followers, 2688 engagements "We need to stop this. Cmon this is unreasonable and we all know it" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978880410949161177) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-16T17:47Z 20.9K followers, 3784 engagements "Interesting. I am a converted Catholic raised by cradle Catholics in a family that has been Catholic since they started writing words in English. Nick is being a toolbox but also there is something so uniquely Catholic about being a cradle Catholic who takes the entire thing for granted. Something about being so entrenched you dont think before being so flippant. Its like the off color jokes I say and then excuse because Im just a peasant Catholic. Its just in the food and water around you. Its the sand in your sandbox. And I am a bit jealous to be fair. I had to do all the classes and pick" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978931828221440245) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-16T21:11Z 20.9K followers, 9453 engagements "NW Alaska evacuating in case you watch mainstream news and dont know whats happening up here" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1978944286453317703) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-16T22:00Z 20.9K followers, 9.2M engagements "@archronus1 Well heck Ill try it" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979193908228698576) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-17T14:32Z 20.9K followers, XXX engagements "Democrats are simply not good people. They think the Native elders (who majority vote democrat) somehow metaphysically deserve this for daring to disagree with them politically. Its a shocking lack of concern for your fellow man" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979600426980057361) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-18T17:28Z 20.9K followers, 6263 engagements "My sister graciously allowed me to interview her with your questions before we go to bed" [X Link](https://x.com/luinalaska/status/1979762226010710266) [@luinalaska](/creator/x/luinalaska) 2025-10-19T04:11Z 20.9K followers, 2382 engagements
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Lu for Alaska posts on X about money, all the, middle east, turkey the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence countries XXXX% travel destinations XXXX% finance XXX% technology brands XXXX% stocks XXXX% social networks XXXX%
Social topic influence money 0.47%, all the 0.47%, middle east 0.47%, turkey 0.47%, im a #894, alaska #32, poland #1072, sahara desert 0.23%, flood 0.23%, argentina XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @nanaki_prolife @budgethands @luluskiski27 @disaffectedpod @arianamortimer @lawaashley @alaskaair @matrix_mega @mcbrightside01 @megawattpusher @nottaglitch @cant_stay_left @gertieok @virgisviews @maeoffable @_loonielovegood @niles4life @saralfowler @woman4w
Top assets mentioned Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"If J spoke to me like a better help therapist it would nuclear detonate my libido into the 5th dimension. Sahara desert of desire. Im hardwired for caveman behavior"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-12T15:12Z 20.9K followers, 13.3K engagements
"I realize its probably not possible to truly love someone youve never met and yet I believe strongly that does not apply to Giorgia Meloni"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-14T22:18Z 20.9K followers, 35.2K engagements
"Ok now Im coming out swinging. How specifically is an entire town supposed to leave when your transportation option is a X seat Cessna that comes only when you can afford it and you cant afford to checks notes leave your home and fly XXX miles to a holiday inn every single time a big storm comes which is a REGULAR OCCURRENCE IN ALASKA. We recently had a storm with XX mile an hour gusting winds on our island and the kids didnt even get out of school for it. We live storms. We live weather. We fish in it. Occasionally a massive typhoon causes flooding unlike anything we have seen in a very"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-17T11:28Z 20.9K followers, 27.7K engagements
"Places I have lived worked and/or parented a family in the region. Some of you have more experience than me in this. Most do not. Step all the way back"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-17T15:06Z 20.9K followers, 17K engagements
"You cant be messy drunk on a plane. Not even buzzed. Thats just rude and uncouth. XX% is the sweet spot. XXX gin and tonics. Locked in"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-17T15:18Z 20.9K followers, 11.8K engagements
"Landed in Austin. Discovered my sister has never been to Texas Roadhouse has never had their butter AND has never had a prime rib. Ever. Anywhere. Took an uber to fix that asap"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-18T03:11Z 20.9K followers, 14.8K engagements
"Once again reminding people that part of healthy parenting is helping your child be socially successful outside of JUST YOUR HOME AND TABLE. You might think its totally fine to be obnoxious. The parents of their college sweetheart might find it so off putting they dont support them being a couple. Again you arent the sole judge of the personality traits you cultivate and allow in a child. You think its fine for a XX year old to drop cuss words. The guy they want to hire them for the summer job may disagree. You arent crafting a robot but you ARE molding a unique adult human who will want"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-07T23:12Z 20.7K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Hes so mad I wont put a blanket on him but hell be more mad if I get up to go get one. I am trapped"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-09T18:58Z 20.6K followers, 1045 engagements
"When you plead your way into a local poker night and they said bring snacks and treats. This is what you need to do. Dont miss this opportunity. Best foot forward as they say"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-11T20:51Z 20.9K followers, 3963 engagements
"I would like to report that I got invited to the next poker night. I feel like a silly hobbit who got called to join the fellowship of the ring. Ladies please learn to play poker. I love it when other ladies play poker"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-13T16:45Z 20.8K followers, 2115 engagements
"I just want folks to know I get messages all the time thanking me for giving people the courage or suggestion to start a GLP1 up to and including my own dad who is a Dr. He said he wouldnt do it but THEN I did and THEN he started one a few months later. Hed say his cardiologist convinced him but in my heart I know the truth. I am terrible at maintaining my own compliance with a funky dose schedule but I love all the success stories. This often isnt about weight. My dad takes it for cardiac reasons. Its great for PCOS. My inflammation tanked. Im a human guinea pig I cured my own health"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-14T16:54Z 20.8K followers, 3610 engagements
"First world problem of the day: The bank just told me itll take five business days to complete my transaction due to the original one insisting on mailing to me a check. Thanks to mail delays and made up holiday closures that will mean in the year of our Lord 2025 it will have taken these two financial institutions XX calendar days to move $35000 of my own money. How is that possible Its not a loan. Its my own money. Id rather just own all BTC and never go to a bank again this is dumb"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-14T18:15Z 20.4K followers, 3444 engagements
"Sat here folding towels with BBC World News on the tv. Breaking news now the plane carrying- Me: No No No No No sweating No No No Secretary of War Pete Hegseth Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Had to land in an emergency in the UK Me: literally not breathing anymore Due to a cracked windshield everything is fine Me: that was honestly just mean"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T18:49Z 20.8K followers, 31K engagements
"Do we think J would let his children go to the Middle East. Unironically I think hed want paid security if I could even convince him to do it"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T20:48Z 20.6K followers, XXX engagements
"Speaking of Turkey. Seeing the Hagia Sophia was one of the more incredible experiences of my life. It is absolutely unacceptable that people do not wear shoes in there. In summer"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T20:50Z 20.7K followers, XXX engagements
"My ring came in the mail and J couldnt wait to propose so he immediately came to find me and dropped on one knee. I was in pajamas and an apron carrying a basket of laundry. 🧺"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-16T11:30Z 20.9K followers, 6132 engagements
"I treat my sister to a calm relaxing cool day at the museum. My sister: its you"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-18T20:04Z 20.9K followers, 20.6K engagements
"Stop being scared of people: a crash course in how to make friends and create fun opportunities brought to you by my severe rosacea and a too early in the morning flight"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-17T14:10Z 20.9K followers, 160.9K engagements
"Its only 10:30 am and my CEO girl boss oldest sister has already afflicted me with the following lectures: Im killing myself with microplastics. This breakfast is too heavy. Turo is ghetto She doesnt believe in cold pressed iced coffee on principle. Unclear what those principles could be. Pants too wrinkly Parking concerns God intended her for first class and now her back hurts from two hours in steerage Pumpkin spice is for peasants like me My sister is potentially my soulmate. Youve never in your life met a bigger hater. I love her endlessly"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-18T15:37Z 20.9K followers, 11.3K engagements
"Lore no one asked me for about my older sister: She was in some South American country doing work on their water safety. She was in the jungle trekking to a remote site and she reports an old woman cursed her. Later that day she had chicken by a campfire she felt was off. The next day she was delirious. Feverish. Went unconscious. She was put on the back of a donkey like Mother Mary and carried off the jungle property to where a helicopter could get her. She was life flighted to Peru to an ICU. They saved her life. Her bill was $XX for three days of ICU level care. A few years later she"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-19T00:25Z 20.9K followers, 18.5K engagements
"I love being the house in the family where sick kids go to hang out when they cant go to school. Its such a blessing. Be the person you needed when your own kids were young. I needed me then so I became that. This kiddo is hacking up a lung good thing I aint scared of germs"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-07T16:53Z 20.9K followers, 2677 engagements
"The fear underlying the mommy Olympics is that we dont actually have control over many of the outcomes involving our kids. We cant be so good our kids never get cancer or never develop an addiction or never pick the wrong partner. You cannot good your way to perfect lives for your children. You can try. You can give it your all. I have put my blood sweat and tears into these kids and I for damn sure still know whats its like to send one to rehab Its fear. It is a timeless fear probably as old as humanity. It is one I know well. What we can do is our best. We can thank God for the wins. We can"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-08T13:54Z 20.9K followers, 86.9K engagements
"Tonights recipe is a special one. Now I may take hits from the health and crunch side of mom twitter but this a keep it real meal. This is the meal when you have a blue collar man with an appetite $XX in the bank XX minutes and you have a migraine. Youre questioning if God really does have your back. He does. You need: One red cabbage A bag of flavorful rice you can microwave in under X minutes PRAISE JESUS A package of jalapeo precooked sausages One of those pre-baked jalapeo cheddar loaves of bread from the piggly wiggly deli. Optional: onion but only if you fancy Staples Im assuming you"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-09T02:24Z 20.9K followers, 19.5K engagements
"No one is going to gaslight me re: Brigitte Macron listen I genuinely do not care if shes a she or a he but do not piss on my leg and tell me its raining Im a XX year old woman stop playing"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-09T17:01Z 20.9K followers, 2823 engagements
"Ok so Im hearing you about a cookbook. Mmm Im thinking fall/winter treats but also just the cheap fast easy stuff moms should know how to bang out for their own sanity and wellbeing. Im spitballing a list in my notes. What are our thoughts A lot of these will be obvious to old school moms but plenty of women dont know how to make their own Texas Roadhouse butter and Im fighting for YOU honey"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-09T19:08Z 20.9K followers, 3841 engagements
"I feel this way about Rhode Island. You never meet someone from Rhode Island. I think its a big joke"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-13T16:46Z 20.9K followers, 3535 engagements
"Me in 2004 🫠"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-14T22:39Z 20.9K followers, 4547 engagements
"Nuance: I have been overjoyed watching Israelis celebrate the release of hostages this week. I do not care about jokes about Jews in the group chats of XX year olds. Ive gone to relevant holocaust historical sites across Germany to Russia. Auschwitz. Terezin. Lots of sites across Poland. I wanted to vomit at several of them. I do not care about off color commentary in the group chats of XX year olds. I married a Korean lesbian in front of my entire family. Like said I do and everything. On my dads front lawn. I do not care if XX year olds call each other faggots in the group chat. I wouldnt"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T17:25Z 20.9K followers, 6795 engagements
"I am constantly at war with this. Ladies. You can be funny looking and find love and be best friends with beautiful girls. You can have what you want but not if you become bitter and resentful. God made me look like Buddy Hackett because he knew Id do weird shit like fly to Poland at XX by myself and if Id been beautiful Id have been trafficked immediately. I was so naive. God said make her look like Elmer Fudd to keep her crazy ass safe. Thank you God 🫶"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T17:58Z 20.9K followers, 30.2K engagements
"At XX I was in attic hookah bars in Prague over bodegas 12000 miles from home CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO A PRETTY GIRL"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T18:00Z 20.9K followers, 2240 engagements
"Ive always wanted to go to the Holy Land with my kids before the youngest are grown. Do we think it will be safe to do so at any point in the next XX years Closest Ive come is seeing Ephesus in Turkey. Probably was also not safe to be fair"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T20:47Z 20.9K followers, 2045 engagements
"@ZeeBrassDragon I was miserable at the grand bazaar getting yelled at over and over again"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T20:54Z 20.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Is this actually true Im not calling you a liar by any means but it just seems like this cannot be true Just get an Arab cab that sounds like something J is not equipped to do"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T20:56Z 20.9K followers, 2234 engagements
"J doesnt want to get a cab in Portland if he had to get one in the Middle East hed have an actual stroke"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-15T20:58Z 20.9K followers, XXX engagements
"If someone did this to my baby Id feed them to the closest orca pod. This goes for anyone. J can get it too. You imprint terror on my sweet angel baby for a laugh I will show you terror. Ill put Free Willy shit on your tombstone"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-16T03:58Z 20.9K followers, 8337 engagements
"Im getting on the plane today and if you pulled this move Im starting a fist fight in row XX and getting put on a fed no fly list"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-16T12:07Z 20.9K followers, 2688 engagements
"We need to stop this. Cmon this is unreasonable and we all know it"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-16T17:47Z 20.9K followers, 3784 engagements
"Interesting. I am a converted Catholic raised by cradle Catholics in a family that has been Catholic since they started writing words in English. Nick is being a toolbox but also there is something so uniquely Catholic about being a cradle Catholic who takes the entire thing for granted. Something about being so entrenched you dont think before being so flippant. Its like the off color jokes I say and then excuse because Im just a peasant Catholic. Its just in the food and water around you. Its the sand in your sandbox. And I am a bit jealous to be fair. I had to do all the classes and pick"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-16T21:11Z 20.9K followers, 9453 engagements
"NW Alaska evacuating in case you watch mainstream news and dont know whats happening up here"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-16T22:00Z 20.9K followers, 9.2M engagements
"@archronus1 Well heck Ill try it"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-17T14:32Z 20.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Democrats are simply not good people. They think the Native elders (who majority vote democrat) somehow metaphysically deserve this for daring to disagree with them politically. Its a shocking lack of concern for your fellow man"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-18T17:28Z 20.9K followers, 6263 engagements
"My sister graciously allowed me to interview her with your questions before we go to bed"
X Link @luinalaska 2025-10-19T04:11Z 20.9K followers, 2382 engagements
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