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# ![@functi0nZer0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::22758405.png) @functi0nZer0 laurence

laurence posts on X about vimeo, money, finance, italy the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::22758405/interactions)
![Engagements Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::22758405/c:line/m:interactions.svg)

- X Week XXXXXXXXX +5%
- X Month XXXXXXXXX +697%
- X Months XXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::22758405/posts_active)
![Mentions Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::22758405/c:line/m:posts_active.svg)

- X Week XX -XX%
- X Month XXX +68%
- X Months XXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXX -XX%

### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::22758405/followers)
![Followers Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::22758405/c:line/m:followers.svg)

- X Week XXXXXX +0.89%
- X Month XXXXXX +2.60%
- X Months XXXXXX +7.30%
- X Year XXXXXX +32%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::22758405/influencer_rank)
![CreatorRank Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::22758405/c:line/m:influencer_rank.svg)

### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::22758405/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  XXXX% [events](/list/events)  XXXX% [vc firms](/list/vc-firms)  XXXX% [exchanges](/list/exchanges)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[vimeo](/topic/vimeo) #6, [money](/topic/money) 2.94%, [finance](/topic/finance) #1460, [italy](/topic/italy) 1.47%, [fitbit](/topic/fitbit) 1.47%, [what i](/topic/what-i) 1.47%, [kfc](/topic/kfc) 1.47%, [debt](/topic/debt) 1.47%, [$uber](/topic/$uber) 1.47%, [anytime](/topic/anytime) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@codeislawfilm](/creator/undefined) [@evgenygaevoy](/creator/undefined) [@doncryptonium](/creator/undefined) [@scarafaggio7](/creator/undefined) [@scottph77711570](/creator/undefined) [@earlyxbt](/creator/undefined) [@defi_dad](/creator/undefined) [@wholisticguy](/creator/undefined) [@uhr3al](/creator/undefined) [@ec265](/creator/undefined) [@superphiz](/creator/undefined) [@0xnurufi](/creator/undefined) [@qikka2888](/creator/undefined) [@networkspirits](/creator/undefined) [@tritlo](/creator/undefined) [@aeyakovenko](/creator/undefined) [@snassyicp](/creator/undefined) [@scupytrooples](/creator/undefined) [@bank_run_barry](/creator/undefined) [@youssofal_](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN)](/topic/coinbase) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Ethereum (ETH)](/topic/ethereum)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::22758405/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"The lion didnt think that would happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1976761312651739393) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-10T21:26Z 60.2K followers, 451.7K engagements


"@Bonecondor I certainly hope not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980514640707854737) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-21T06:01Z 60.2K followers, 2395 engagements


"@uhr3al Thats my quant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980518994156351652) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-21T06:18Z 60.2K followers, 1287 engagements


"If you want to watch this but youre getting geoblocked because you live in some stupid place like Narnia or Italy heres a global Vimeo link:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980564690251182414) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-21T09:19Z 60.2K followers, 72.3K engagements


"All of my favourite CT posters have gone quiet since the US government shut down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1973991161946570986) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-03T05:59Z 60.1K followers, 52.5K engagements


"The lion just got quoted XXX bucks in gas for a USDCETH trade on Cowswap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1976767168977981911) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-10T21:49Z 60.1K followers, 13.5K engagements


"@superphiz Oh I had to gamify everything - Fitbit Premium for calorie counting Caliber for the gym: I know what I am At least when the markets get turned into oblivion we can get jobs as calendar models"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1976965328543592777) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-11T10:57Z 60.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Every single leak of technical philosophy or math language should be met with a response like its a Wuhan virus research facility and the offending people should be bombed into nonexistence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1977071266210480471) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-11T17:58Z 60.1K followers, 7684 engagements


"They did the meme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1977408117454618724) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-12T16:16Z 60.1K followers, 10.6K engagements


"oh god oh FUCK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1977637164180734149) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-13T07:26Z 60.1K followers, 36K engagements


"Paypal just minted 10x the US national debt on-chain and you're bearish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1978607626553344203) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-15T23:43Z 60.2K followers, 12.6K engagements


"36 yrs old no girlfriend no yacht army of kids crypto portfolio constantly crashed by Trump family insiders. Does it get any better than this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1978930595670417873) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-16T21:06Z 60K followers, 40.1K engagements


"@Youssofal_ Thats not quite what happened lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1978946341498679657) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-16T22:09Z 60.1K followers, 3163 engagements


"Pro: I can dumbbell bench 55lb now Con: I am old and badly pulled a neck muscle in my final set Con: I made it worse walking home by turning around when someone called me Con: my daughter decided today was the day to start swinging off my neck like a monkey My chungus life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1979254921934381424) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-17T18:35Z 60.1K followers, 10.4K engagements


"I made a serious mistake in a private chat where I crossed a line by revealing that CL207 is a literal cat and its not just an avatar. That was wrong. Ive deleted the messages apologized directly to the animal affected and Im cooperating with my company as they address it internally. I take full responsibility and am deeply sorry for my actions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1979536492465647922) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-18T13:14Z 60.1K followers, 18K engagements


"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond comprehension"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1979801218768875677) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-19T06:46Z 60.1K followers, 19.6K engagements


"@qikka2888 Ive mostly been watching everyone guinea pig themselves without paying much attention no one really gets to claim any credit here Finally went and read a few papers on things available/widely used"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1979920057787363569) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-19T14:38Z 60.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Wildcat team noticed my injury during weekly sync:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980293201111224442) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-20T15:21Z 60.2K followers, 9118 engagements


"So it's been over a year since I posted OP and I've accepted that I'm not meeting my goal which means I'm a few grand out in side-bets with folk (Polymarket missed a trick) But I changed my life in the process EthCC 2023 versus today Lift rocks - the gym chuds are right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1976744984755028001) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-10T20:21Z 60.2K followers, 81.8K engagements


"@DonCryptonium @networkspirits Its also global on Vimeo on Demand try there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980562993172906144) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-21T09:13Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements


"This is going to get me piled on a bit but a video referencing the moon landing and the fall of the Berlin Wall in a post about raising capital for a prediction market encapsulates everything I hate about the tech industry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1977102743098867816) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-11T20:03Z 60.2K followers, 207.6K engagements


"Signal is down Coinbase is down Netflix is down This site is still up despite tripping over its shoelaces every single day during the course of operations Make it make sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980194680043126945) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-20T08:49Z 60.2K followers, 18.7K engagements


"@scarafaggio7 @bored_vic @Cbb0fe @MINHxDYNASTY Bro doesnt even follow me and has opinions about my posting 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980934483227582962) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-22T09:49Z 60.2K followers, XX engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @k_hole123 Honestly the mildly increased hypercancer risk seems worth it given that kind of healing factor God bless biochemistry fr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980952482328047770) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-22T11:00Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Theres something to this Id love to see some kind of voidslop test benchmark where AI products only get approved for release after the developers have made their parents and children use them consistently for three months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1971777683584700880) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-09-27T03:23Z 60.2K followers, 5139 engagements


"@LundukeJournal @prestonjbyrne oh thats my moot thats my moot cooking the UK government"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1979194253776449842) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-17T14:34Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I was today years old when I discovered that people are huffing respiratory waste and calling it biohacking We need to restrict access to SSRN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980329145742815442) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-20T17:43Z 60.2K followers, 35K engagements


"Today marks four years since the US$16 million Indexed Finance (@ndxfi) attack which I can with absolute certainty point at as both the single worst day of my life and the catalyst for pretty much every single thing that I've done professionally since. Going through law school helping in war-rooms to pay it forward starting Wildcat all on top of a multi-year manhunt that gave me a severe case of PTSD that I haven't yet addressed in any meaningful sense - it's destroyed relationships erased my sense of empathy and I panic when journalists DM me about it to this day. Ironically this probably"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1978078541485904079) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-14T12:40Z 60.2K followers, 43.6K engagements


"Block 74368 mined XXX billion BTC in 2010 because of a transaction-checking overflow bug before being dealt with in a soft fork At current prices it accidentally minted US$20000 trillion worth Ethereum could never"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1978913806295109982) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-16T19:59Z 60.2K followers, 95.8K engagements


"Update: woke up cant turn right and absolutely destroyed my back overcompensating while asleep Send me back to my twenties please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1979438587784380589) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-18T06:45Z 60.2K followers, 23.4K engagements


"Mathematician here: this is schizophrenia Hope this helps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980008329125445857) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-19T20:29Z 60.2K followers, 111.2K engagements


"Taking my kids to a Halloween party this weekend Ordered my oldest a shirt that says Nothing and a pair for the twins that both say Jet2 Holiday I am never seeing the Pearly Gates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980186399086395468) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-20T08:16Z 60.2K followers, 5844 engagements


"Angrily tapping my debit card against the reader trying to pay for groceries but getting bounced because its a crypto card settling on an L2 supported entirely by Amazon datacenters The future of finance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980201909198979242) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-20T09:18Z 60.2K followers, 260.8K engagements


"Eclipse are going to make more money off of Elonbucks than they are in chain fees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980350300537118902) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-20T19:07Z 60.2K followers, 78.3K engagements


"I made it mom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980509079593447857) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-21T05:38Z 60.2K followers, 233.5K engagements


"@earlyxbt Try Apple or YouTube alternatively I think its global on Vimeo on Demand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980562750280474880) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-21T09:12Z 60.2K followers, 2149 engagements


"@DonCryptonium @networkspirits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980564464580849715) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-21T09:19Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Never mind I heal like Wolverine and Im going to live forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980948024751726971) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-22T10:43Z 60.2K followers, 12.2K engagements


"Gabe Newell sends his regards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1981206174667329641) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-23T03:48Z 60.2K followers, 7587 engagements


"@tritlo You taking opsec seriously: my seed phrase is buried in my garden Me taking opsec seriously: i will turn myself into a completely different person before a film with me in it comes out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1980950621667688532) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-22T10:53Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Found the one Chinese peptide that hits you with stone cold insomnia as an initial side effect My son in sympathy elected to spend the entire night sleep regressing as well This is how your 9am meeting finds us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1981257110995206554) [@functi0nZer0](/creator/x/functi0nZer0) 2025-10-23T07:11Z 60.2K followers, 1575 engagements

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@functi0nZer0 Avatar @functi0nZer0 laurence

laurence posts on X about vimeo, money, finance, italy the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

Engagements: XXXXXX #

Engagements Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXXXXX +5%
  • X Month XXXXXXXXX +697%
  • X Months XXXXXXXXX -XX%
  • X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX%

Mentions: XX #

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  • X Week XX -XX%
  • X Month XXX +68%
  • X Months XXX -XX%
  • X Year XXXXX -XX%

Followers: XXXXXX #

Followers Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXX +0.89%
  • X Month XXXXXX +2.60%
  • X Months XXXXXX +7.30%
  • X Year XXXXXX +32%

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Social Influence #


Social category influence finance XXXX% technology brands XXXX% social networks XXXX% stocks XXXX% countries XXXX% cryptocurrencies XXXX% events XXXX% vc firms XXXX% exchanges XXXX%

Social topic influence vimeo #6, money 2.94%, finance #1460, italy 1.47%, fitbit 1.47%, what i 1.47%, kfc 1.47%, debt 1.47%, $uber 1.47%, anytime XXXX%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @codeislawfilm @evgenygaevoy @doncryptonium @scarafaggio7 @scottph77711570 @earlyxbt @defi_dad @wholisticguy @uhr3al @ec265 @superphiz @0xnurufi @qikka2888 @networkspirits @tritlo @aeyakovenko @snassyicp @scupytrooples @bank_run_barry @youssofal_

Top assets mentioned Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER) Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) Bitcoin (BTC) Ethereum (ETH)

Top Social Posts #


Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"The lion didnt think that would happen"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-10T21:26Z 60.2K followers, 451.7K engagements

"@Bonecondor I certainly hope not"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-21T06:01Z 60.2K followers, 2395 engagements

"@uhr3al Thats my quant"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-21T06:18Z 60.2K followers, 1287 engagements

"If you want to watch this but youre getting geoblocked because you live in some stupid place like Narnia or Italy heres a global Vimeo link:"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-21T09:19Z 60.2K followers, 72.3K engagements

"All of my favourite CT posters have gone quiet since the US government shut down"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-03T05:59Z 60.1K followers, 52.5K engagements

"The lion just got quoted XXX bucks in gas for a USDCETH trade on Cowswap"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-10T21:49Z 60.1K followers, 13.5K engagements

"@superphiz Oh I had to gamify everything - Fitbit Premium for calorie counting Caliber for the gym: I know what I am At least when the markets get turned into oblivion we can get jobs as calendar models"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-11T10:57Z 60.1K followers, XXX engagements

"Every single leak of technical philosophy or math language should be met with a response like its a Wuhan virus research facility and the offending people should be bombed into nonexistence"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-11T17:58Z 60.1K followers, 7684 engagements

"They did the meme"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-12T16:16Z 60.1K followers, 10.6K engagements

"oh god oh FUCK"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-13T07:26Z 60.1K followers, 36K engagements

"Paypal just minted 10x the US national debt on-chain and you're bearish"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-15T23:43Z 60.2K followers, 12.6K engagements

"36 yrs old no girlfriend no yacht army of kids crypto portfolio constantly crashed by Trump family insiders. Does it get any better than this"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-16T21:06Z 60K followers, 40.1K engagements

"@Youssofal_ Thats not quite what happened lmao"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-16T22:09Z 60.1K followers, 3163 engagements

"Pro: I can dumbbell bench 55lb now Con: I am old and badly pulled a neck muscle in my final set Con: I made it worse walking home by turning around when someone called me Con: my daughter decided today was the day to start swinging off my neck like a monkey My chungus life"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-17T18:35Z 60.1K followers, 10.4K engagements

"I made a serious mistake in a private chat where I crossed a line by revealing that CL207 is a literal cat and its not just an avatar. That was wrong. Ive deleted the messages apologized directly to the animal affected and Im cooperating with my company as they address it internally. I take full responsibility and am deeply sorry for my actions"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-18T13:14Z 60.1K followers, 18K engagements

"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond comprehension"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-19T06:46Z 60.1K followers, 19.6K engagements

"@qikka2888 Ive mostly been watching everyone guinea pig themselves without paying much attention no one really gets to claim any credit here Finally went and read a few papers on things available/widely used"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-19T14:38Z 60.1K followers, XXX engagements

"Wildcat team noticed my injury during weekly sync:"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-20T15:21Z 60.2K followers, 9118 engagements

"So it's been over a year since I posted OP and I've accepted that I'm not meeting my goal which means I'm a few grand out in side-bets with folk (Polymarket missed a trick) But I changed my life in the process EthCC 2023 versus today Lift rocks - the gym chuds are right"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-10T20:21Z 60.2K followers, 81.8K engagements

"@DonCryptonium @networkspirits Its also global on Vimeo on Demand try there"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-21T09:13Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements

"This is going to get me piled on a bit but a video referencing the moon landing and the fall of the Berlin Wall in a post about raising capital for a prediction market encapsulates everything I hate about the tech industry"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-11T20:03Z 60.2K followers, 207.6K engagements

"Signal is down Coinbase is down Netflix is down This site is still up despite tripping over its shoelaces every single day during the course of operations Make it make sense"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-20T08:49Z 60.2K followers, 18.7K engagements

"@scarafaggio7 @bored_vic @Cbb0fe @MINHxDYNASTY Bro doesnt even follow me and has opinions about my posting 😭"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-22T09:49Z 60.2K followers, XX engagements

"@ScottPh77711570 @k_hole123 Honestly the mildly increased hypercancer risk seems worth it given that kind of healing factor God bless biochemistry fr"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-22T11:00Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Theres something to this Id love to see some kind of voidslop test benchmark where AI products only get approved for release after the developers have made their parents and children use them consistently for three months"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-09-27T03:23Z 60.2K followers, 5139 engagements

"@LundukeJournal @prestonjbyrne oh thats my moot thats my moot cooking the UK government"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-17T14:34Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements

"I was today years old when I discovered that people are huffing respiratory waste and calling it biohacking We need to restrict access to SSRN"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-20T17:43Z 60.2K followers, 35K engagements

"Today marks four years since the US$16 million Indexed Finance (@ndxfi) attack which I can with absolute certainty point at as both the single worst day of my life and the catalyst for pretty much every single thing that I've done professionally since. Going through law school helping in war-rooms to pay it forward starting Wildcat all on top of a multi-year manhunt that gave me a severe case of PTSD that I haven't yet addressed in any meaningful sense - it's destroyed relationships erased my sense of empathy and I panic when journalists DM me about it to this day. Ironically this probably"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-14T12:40Z 60.2K followers, 43.6K engagements

"Block 74368 mined XXX billion BTC in 2010 because of a transaction-checking overflow bug before being dealt with in a soft fork At current prices it accidentally minted US$20000 trillion worth Ethereum could never"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-16T19:59Z 60.2K followers, 95.8K engagements

"Update: woke up cant turn right and absolutely destroyed my back overcompensating while asleep Send me back to my twenties please"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-18T06:45Z 60.2K followers, 23.4K engagements

"Mathematician here: this is schizophrenia Hope this helps"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-19T20:29Z 60.2K followers, 111.2K engagements

"Taking my kids to a Halloween party this weekend Ordered my oldest a shirt that says Nothing and a pair for the twins that both say Jet2 Holiday I am never seeing the Pearly Gates"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-20T08:16Z 60.2K followers, 5844 engagements

"Angrily tapping my debit card against the reader trying to pay for groceries but getting bounced because its a crypto card settling on an L2 supported entirely by Amazon datacenters The future of finance"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-20T09:18Z 60.2K followers, 260.8K engagements

"Eclipse are going to make more money off of Elonbucks than they are in chain fees"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-20T19:07Z 60.2K followers, 78.3K engagements

"I made it mom"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-21T05:38Z 60.2K followers, 233.5K engagements

"@earlyxbt Try Apple or YouTube alternatively I think its global on Vimeo on Demand"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-21T09:12Z 60.2K followers, 2149 engagements

"@DonCryptonium @networkspirits"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-21T09:19Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Never mind I heal like Wolverine and Im going to live forever"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-22T10:43Z 60.2K followers, 12.2K engagements

"Gabe Newell sends his regards"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-23T03:48Z 60.2K followers, 7587 engagements

"@tritlo You taking opsec seriously: my seed phrase is buried in my garden Me taking opsec seriously: i will turn myself into a completely different person before a film with me in it comes out"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-22T10:53Z 60.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Found the one Chinese peptide that hits you with stone cold insomnia as an initial side effect My son in sympathy elected to spend the entire night sleep regressing as well This is how your 9am meeting finds us"
X Link @functi0nZer0 2025-10-23T07:11Z 60.2K followers, 1575 engagements

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