[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @bendreyfuss Ben Dreyfuss Ben Dreyfuss posts on X about all the, nazi, vegas, jackson hole the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 5852 posts still getting attention that total XXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::18269124/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXX +38% - X Month XXXXXXXXX +71% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::18269124/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XX% - X Month XXX +104% - X Months XXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXX -X% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::18269124/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +0.02% - X Month XXXXXX +0.23% - X Months XXXXXX +2.50% - X Year XXXXXX +4.90% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::18269124/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::18269124/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) [finance](/list/finance) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [stocks](/list/stocks) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) **Social topic influence** [all the](/topic/all-the), [nazi](/topic/nazi) #165, [vegas](/topic/vegas), [jackson hole](/topic/jackson-hole), [women](/topic/women), [murder](/topic/murder), [insurance](/topic/insurance), [money](/topic/money), [disneyland](/topic/disneyland), [lonely](/topic/lonely) **Top assets mentioned** [Capital One Financial Corp. (COF)](/topic/$cof) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::18269124/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Gen X disproves this hypothesis If it simply is a question of being born in the right time and place then Gen X should have accomplished at least one thing their entire lives but they havent. Theyre nobodies. Street trash. Gutter rats"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948507382998597738) 2025-07-24 22:15:36 UTC 97.9K followers, 37.9K engagements "I know I pay for it in annual fees and stuff but goddammit I love going into a premium credit card airport lounge and being like Ive got XX minutes. Give me X drinks and all the caviar blinis on stock"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948949082913079352) 2025-07-26 03:30:45 UTC 97.9K followers, 7611 engagements "@EmilyDreyfuss Andy Garcia joins the team in the sequel and explains that he got all the money back from insurance so Asa doesnt need to worry"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948943962578059709) 2025-07-26 03:10:24 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements "@ellie_bufkin But its meaningless in large hotels because its segmented by elevator so like the person in one elevator pushing the top button is still lower than every person in the other elevator"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947137766980231457) 2025-07-21 03:33:14 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements "We build things more impressive than the pyramids every single day lol"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947213845497528829) 2025-07-21 08:35:32 UTC 97.9K followers, 8554 engagements "Obese tourists have a remarkable talent for finding Rascal scooters. Every tourist attraction somehow they find them. Vegas Disneyland the supermarket everywhere"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948176474072355273) 2025-07-24 00:20:41 UTC 97.9K followers, 11.3K engagements "I hadnt thought about it until he mentioned it but its true that I havent seen really any Asian tourists that normally every other time Ive been here are basically everywhere"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948449465255489616) 2025-07-24 18:25:27 UTC 97.9K followers, 11K engagements "Baby boomers love U2 and I cant say Im a U2 fan in the sense of knowing many of their songs or whatever but the 3-4 songs that do do pop up on my iTunes in shuffle mode really are totally fine"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948975930703315371) 2025-07-26 05:17:26 UTC 97.9K followers, 11.5K engagements "@LJS527 No. I would insist that they get therapy. But I will not turn them in"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948851256765939910) 2025-07-25 21:02:02 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements "Love your passion but unfortunately the least American thing you can do is care what Europeans think one way or the other"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948098572001710226) 2025-07-23 19:11:08 UTC 97.9K followers, 12.3K engagements "That drive in and out of Jackson Hole through the Tetons is just one of the most beautiful things Ive ever seen. I guess I understand why that town is such a tourist magnet"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1942735693354291584) 2025-07-09 00:00:58 UTC 97.9K followers, 14.8K engagements "@KFILE Gen X was born in a better situation than baby boomers and accomplished nothing. Theyre nobodies. They went to war with Starbucks and lost"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948506823960789214) 2025-07-24 22:13:22 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements "I was pulled over outside of Jackson Hole today and the cop was like I was directly behind you for X miles and then you just started speeding. Why And I was like honestly sir I was distracted by the natural beauty. And he let me off with a warning 😊"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1942727053578756491) 2025-07-08 23:26:38 UTC 97.9K followers, 120K engagements "Haha I have now watched this twice (for research) and I have no idea what the Nazi dog whistles are. I promise to watch it dozens of more times when Im alone in my hotel room feel lonely"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948940145694310596) 2025-07-26 02:55:14 UTC 97.9K followers, 76.6K engagements "There is a reality show on HBOMax where people forced to live like 1880s homesteaders and it takes XX minutes for someone to start crying lol"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1943503983466688615) 2025-07-11 02:53:52 UTC 97.9K followers, 432.9K engagements "I ordered a club soda and before I was even done without prompting they brought me another ice cold club soda. This is how we live in America bitch Suck it Europe"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947509781574651955) 2025-07-22 04:11:29 UTC 97.9K followers, 13.8K engagements "I stand with Emma Watson because beautiful women and famous movie stars should be treated differently than normal people"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1945876918886380019) 2025-07-17 16:03:04 UTC 97.9K followers, 13.2K engagements "I saw this tweet and was like well I mean I think they want to fuck em or whatever and they say its in many cases about power and then I saw the reply and discovered he meant in terms of which crime is ok lol"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1949021312267288752) 2025-07-26 08:17:46 UTC 97.9K followers, 5157 engagements "Just walked into an elevator and pushed my floor and saw someone walking towards it and held the door and he walked in and barked his floor at me instead of simply saying would you push floor number And if I had a gun I would have shot him"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1949016660498940041) 2025-07-26 07:59:17 UTC 97.9K followers, 27.2K engagements "Im glad that the my timeline is filled with right wingers being like Barack HUSSEIN Obama again. Obama is really popular and if they want to frame everything as Trump vs him instead of Trump vs Brain Bleed Biden or transexual Houthi supporters great. Thanks"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948117335963001022) 2025-07-23 20:25:41 UTC 97.9K followers, 9246 engagements "@LJS527 Of course I wouldnt turn them in That one I wouldnt even have to think about. The murder one at least would give me a pause and be a moral struggle"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948853552350462432) 2025-07-25 21:11:09 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements "I dont want to micro-focus on this butwhat"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1862185676818850080) 2024-11-28 17:23:57 UTC 97.9K followers, 60.1K engagements "@danielwinvw It like are The Beach Boys supposed to be Nazi dog whistles America has its own claim to beautiful blonde women in jeans"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948968271312814478) 2025-07-26 04:47:00 UTC 97.9K followers, 1086 engagements "I think America should agree for a one election exception to the two term rule so that Trump and Obama can face off in the title card fight everyone wants. Everyone has always wanted it"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948117774846644341) 2025-07-23 20:27:26 UTC 97.9K followers, 4940 engagements "What is that piece of shit airline that everyone jokes about that I cant even remember the name of When did Alaska become that airline"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948971032607687025) 2025-07-26 04:57:58 UTC 97.9K followers, 3978 engagements "Whoa whoa has anyone else noticed that rock n roll is sexual"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947170182751039575) 2025-07-21 05:42:02 UTC 97.9K followers, 56K engagements "I dont like where the streets had no name. All streets have names. Shut up"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948978123942625637) 2025-07-26 05:26:09 UTC 97.9K followers, 5370 engagements "Its also sort of funny since there is a massive very tall hotel visible from everywhere here with Trumps name on it so while the driver was bemoaning Trump we were like staring at his name in gold"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948451320333304271) 2025-07-24 18:32:49 UTC 97.9K followers, 9446 engagements "The capital one lounge can make getting these caviar blinis as inconvenient as they want but Im going to get my fill"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948945399190077937) 2025-07-26 03:16:07 UTC 97.9K followers, 6353 engagements "Only the sickest far right fascists find Hollywood sex symbols attractive"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948941610383015967) 2025-07-26 03:01:04 UTC 97.9K followers, 5679 engagements "The thing about children is you can spend the whole trip being super good to them but all theyre going to remember is the one time when you were in a bit of a bad mood and described how long it would take for them to splatter on the ground if you threw them off the ferris wheel"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948608384963674559) 2025-07-25 04:56:57 UTC 97.9K followers, 6566 engagements "The worst thing about not being an American for me would be the entire ice situation but aside from that (and not having air conditioning or a machine to dry my clothes) the worst would be night time. The moon would come out and taunt me. A celestial reminder of American primacy"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948108675132047479) 2025-07-23 19:51:16 UTC 97.9K followers, 14.8K engagements "I went to see the movie HITCH in south bend Indiana with two friends. Midway through I went to the bathroom. I came back and sat next to them and continued making snarky jokes. XX minutes later I turned my head to the left and realized I was sitting next to two strangers"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948452720953999460) 2025-07-24 18:38:23 UTC 97.9K followers, 13.6K engagements "Speaking for myselfand you can quote me on this in your magazines and your newspapersi think that rape and murder are both bad"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1949021864019591583) 2025-07-26 08:19:58 UTC 97.9K followers, 4157 engagements "Why dont Americans just use clotheslines is so fucking funny that Im going to have an aneurism. Clotheslines lmao what do I live in a tenement in little Italy in 1907"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947844094652518873) 2025-07-23 02:19:56 UTC 97.9K followers, 224.6K engagements "I know Im pushing against the tide here but this proves nothing lol. Ive sent a lot of whacky messages in my day that could be taken out of context"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1946087501950599327) 2025-07-18 05:59:51 UTC 97.9K followers, 9557 engagements "One of the joys of being an American is that at any moment you can be like fuck it lets do Vegas"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1945949260739981373) 2025-07-17 20:50:32 UTC 97.9K followers, 5697 engagements "@burnraccount500 Oh I didnt realize it doesnt have a casino Its weird because it is so tall that its very prominent just by sight"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948454000137056726) 2025-07-24 18:43:28 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements "I love gambling and am a gamble-aholic but I just do not see the appeal of slot machines"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947730452678430816) 2025-07-22 18:48:21 UTC 97.9K followers, 6134 engagements "Me shoveling a bowl of pasta into my mouth: anyone who wants to fuck Sidney Sweeney is a Nazi"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948942615048749273) 2025-07-26 03:05:03 UTC 97.9K followers, 8473 engagements "A cab driver in Vegas said to me its dead here. Because its a weekday No because all the foreigners are staying away because of Trump. Oh I hadnt thought of that. Have you seen any foreign tourists Now that you mention it no Even the Canadians wont come"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948448726030450773) 2025-07-24 18:22:31 UTC 97.9K followers, 84.1K engagements "Narrator: George W Bush did not kill a million people"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1940861224209862810) 2025-07-03 19:52:29 UTC 97.9K followers, 447.7K engagements "@EsotericCD Agreed but once you introduce those god-tier characters they exist in the universe. People talk about the Fantastic Four like theyre supposed to be the new leaders of the avengers. Why They dont deserve to lead it. One of the god characters should lead it"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1949223590949429294) 2025-07-26 21:41:33 UTC 97.9K followers, 1803 engagements "The police department of a medium sized American city could conquer Greece"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947846657892356336) 2025-07-23 02:30:07 UTC 97.9K followers, 4799 engagements "Teriyaki is disgusting and people who eat teriyaki are drug addicts and/or perverts"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1947853110367686843) 2025-07-23 02:55:45 UTC 97.9K followers, 15.8K engagements "Many people say that the best temperature is XX degrees but I am a XX man. I also would prefer we dip into the medium-to-high 60s than climb to the medium-to-high 70s"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1945866760164671855) 2025-07-17 15:22:42 UTC 97.9K followers, 11K engagements "@Ogiel23 They were all about thinly veiled versions of himself having not terribly interesting adventures in Las Vegas"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948954929626054703) 2025-07-26 03:53:59 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements "I was at a party in Vienna once and people were doing toasts and stuff in Austrian and I was just smiling blankly and one of them was like do you speak Austrian No do you want me to translate for you No its fine and the dude was like oh ok"  [@bendreyfuss](/creator/x/bendreyfuss) on [X](/post/tweet/1948099522275790874) 2025-07-23 19:14:54 UTC 97.9K followers, 3919 engagements
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Ben Dreyfuss posts on X about all the, nazi, vegas, jackson hole the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 5852 posts still getting attention that total XXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence countries finance travel destinations stocks celebrities
Social topic influence all the, nazi #165, vegas, jackson hole, women, murder, insurance, money, disneyland, lonely
Top assets mentioned Capital One Financial Corp. (COF)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Gen X disproves this hypothesis If it simply is a question of being born in the right time and place then Gen X should have accomplished at least one thing their entire lives but they havent. Theyre nobodies. Street trash. Gutter rats" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 22:15:36 UTC 97.9K followers, 37.9K engagements
"I know I pay for it in annual fees and stuff but goddammit I love going into a premium credit card airport lounge and being like Ive got XX minutes. Give me X drinks and all the caviar blinis on stock" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 03:30:45 UTC 97.9K followers, 7611 engagements
"@EmilyDreyfuss Andy Garcia joins the team in the sequel and explains that he got all the money back from insurance so Asa doesnt need to worry" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 03:10:24 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements
"@ellie_bufkin But its meaningless in large hotels because its segmented by elevator so like the person in one elevator pushing the top button is still lower than every person in the other elevator" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-21 03:33:14 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements
"We build things more impressive than the pyramids every single day lol" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-21 08:35:32 UTC 97.9K followers, 8554 engagements
"Obese tourists have a remarkable talent for finding Rascal scooters. Every tourist attraction somehow they find them. Vegas Disneyland the supermarket everywhere" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 00:20:41 UTC 97.9K followers, 11.3K engagements
"I hadnt thought about it until he mentioned it but its true that I havent seen really any Asian tourists that normally every other time Ive been here are basically everywhere" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 18:25:27 UTC 97.9K followers, 11K engagements
"Baby boomers love U2 and I cant say Im a U2 fan in the sense of knowing many of their songs or whatever but the 3-4 songs that do do pop up on my iTunes in shuffle mode really are totally fine" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 05:17:26 UTC 97.9K followers, 11.5K engagements
"@LJS527 No. I would insist that they get therapy. But I will not turn them in" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-25 21:02:02 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Love your passion but unfortunately the least American thing you can do is care what Europeans think one way or the other" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 19:11:08 UTC 97.9K followers, 12.3K engagements
"That drive in and out of Jackson Hole through the Tetons is just one of the most beautiful things Ive ever seen. I guess I understand why that town is such a tourist magnet" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-09 00:00:58 UTC 97.9K followers, 14.8K engagements
"@KFILE Gen X was born in a better situation than baby boomers and accomplished nothing. Theyre nobodies. They went to war with Starbucks and lost" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 22:13:22 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements
"I was pulled over outside of Jackson Hole today and the cop was like I was directly behind you for X miles and then you just started speeding. Why And I was like honestly sir I was distracted by the natural beauty. And he let me off with a warning 😊" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-08 23:26:38 UTC 97.9K followers, 120K engagements
"Haha I have now watched this twice (for research) and I have no idea what the Nazi dog whistles are. I promise to watch it dozens of more times when Im alone in my hotel room feel lonely" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 02:55:14 UTC 97.9K followers, 76.6K engagements
"There is a reality show on HBOMax where people forced to live like 1880s homesteaders and it takes XX minutes for someone to start crying lol" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-11 02:53:52 UTC 97.9K followers, 432.9K engagements
"I ordered a club soda and before I was even done without prompting they brought me another ice cold club soda. This is how we live in America bitch Suck it Europe" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-22 04:11:29 UTC 97.9K followers, 13.8K engagements
"I stand with Emma Watson because beautiful women and famous movie stars should be treated differently than normal people" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-17 16:03:04 UTC 97.9K followers, 13.2K engagements
"I saw this tweet and was like well I mean I think they want to fuck em or whatever and they say its in many cases about power and then I saw the reply and discovered he meant in terms of which crime is ok lol" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 08:17:46 UTC 97.9K followers, 5157 engagements
"Just walked into an elevator and pushed my floor and saw someone walking towards it and held the door and he walked in and barked his floor at me instead of simply saying would you push floor number And if I had a gun I would have shot him" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 07:59:17 UTC 97.9K followers, 27.2K engagements
"Im glad that the my timeline is filled with right wingers being like Barack HUSSEIN Obama again. Obama is really popular and if they want to frame everything as Trump vs him instead of Trump vs Brain Bleed Biden or transexual Houthi supporters great. Thanks" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 20:25:41 UTC 97.9K followers, 9246 engagements
"@LJS527 Of course I wouldnt turn them in That one I wouldnt even have to think about. The murder one at least would give me a pause and be a moral struggle" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-25 21:11:09 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements
"I dont want to micro-focus on this butwhat" @bendreyfuss on X 2024-11-28 17:23:57 UTC 97.9K followers, 60.1K engagements
"@danielwinvw It like are The Beach Boys supposed to be Nazi dog whistles America has its own claim to beautiful blonde women in jeans" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 04:47:00 UTC 97.9K followers, 1086 engagements
"I think America should agree for a one election exception to the two term rule so that Trump and Obama can face off in the title card fight everyone wants. Everyone has always wanted it" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 20:27:26 UTC 97.9K followers, 4940 engagements
"What is that piece of shit airline that everyone jokes about that I cant even remember the name of When did Alaska become that airline" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 04:57:58 UTC 97.9K followers, 3978 engagements
"Whoa whoa has anyone else noticed that rock n roll is sexual" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-21 05:42:02 UTC 97.9K followers, 56K engagements
"I dont like where the streets had no name. All streets have names. Shut up" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 05:26:09 UTC 97.9K followers, 5370 engagements
"Its also sort of funny since there is a massive very tall hotel visible from everywhere here with Trumps name on it so while the driver was bemoaning Trump we were like staring at his name in gold" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 18:32:49 UTC 97.9K followers, 9446 engagements
"The capital one lounge can make getting these caviar blinis as inconvenient as they want but Im going to get my fill" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 03:16:07 UTC 97.9K followers, 6353 engagements
"Only the sickest far right fascists find Hollywood sex symbols attractive" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 03:01:04 UTC 97.9K followers, 5679 engagements
"The thing about children is you can spend the whole trip being super good to them but all theyre going to remember is the one time when you were in a bit of a bad mood and described how long it would take for them to splatter on the ground if you threw them off the ferris wheel" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-25 04:56:57 UTC 97.9K followers, 6566 engagements
"The worst thing about not being an American for me would be the entire ice situation but aside from that (and not having air conditioning or a machine to dry my clothes) the worst would be night time. The moon would come out and taunt me. A celestial reminder of American primacy" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 19:51:16 UTC 97.9K followers, 14.8K engagements
"I went to see the movie HITCH in south bend Indiana with two friends. Midway through I went to the bathroom. I came back and sat next to them and continued making snarky jokes. XX minutes later I turned my head to the left and realized I was sitting next to two strangers" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 18:38:23 UTC 97.9K followers, 13.6K engagements
"Speaking for myselfand you can quote me on this in your magazines and your newspapersi think that rape and murder are both bad" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 08:19:58 UTC 97.9K followers, 4157 engagements
"Why dont Americans just use clotheslines is so fucking funny that Im going to have an aneurism. Clotheslines lmao what do I live in a tenement in little Italy in 1907" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 02:19:56 UTC 97.9K followers, 224.6K engagements
"I know Im pushing against the tide here but this proves nothing lol. Ive sent a lot of whacky messages in my day that could be taken out of context" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-18 05:59:51 UTC 97.9K followers, 9557 engagements
"One of the joys of being an American is that at any moment you can be like fuck it lets do Vegas" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-17 20:50:32 UTC 97.9K followers, 5697 engagements
"@burnraccount500 Oh I didnt realize it doesnt have a casino Its weird because it is so tall that its very prominent just by sight" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 18:43:28 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements
"I love gambling and am a gamble-aholic but I just do not see the appeal of slot machines" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-22 18:48:21 UTC 97.9K followers, 6134 engagements
"Me shoveling a bowl of pasta into my mouth: anyone who wants to fuck Sidney Sweeney is a Nazi" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 03:05:03 UTC 97.9K followers, 8473 engagements
"A cab driver in Vegas said to me its dead here. Because its a weekday No because all the foreigners are staying away because of Trump. Oh I hadnt thought of that. Have you seen any foreign tourists Now that you mention it no Even the Canadians wont come" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-24 18:22:31 UTC 97.9K followers, 84.1K engagements
"Narrator: George W Bush did not kill a million people" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-03 19:52:29 UTC 97.9K followers, 447.7K engagements
"@EsotericCD Agreed but once you introduce those god-tier characters they exist in the universe. People talk about the Fantastic Four like theyre supposed to be the new leaders of the avengers. Why They dont deserve to lead it. One of the god characters should lead it" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 21:41:33 UTC 97.9K followers, 1803 engagements
"The police department of a medium sized American city could conquer Greece" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 02:30:07 UTC 97.9K followers, 4799 engagements
"Teriyaki is disgusting and people who eat teriyaki are drug addicts and/or perverts" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 02:55:45 UTC 97.9K followers, 15.8K engagements
"Many people say that the best temperature is XX degrees but I am a XX man. I also would prefer we dip into the medium-to-high 60s than climb to the medium-to-high 70s" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-17 15:22:42 UTC 97.9K followers, 11K engagements
"@Ogiel23 They were all about thinly veiled versions of himself having not terribly interesting adventures in Las Vegas" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-26 03:53:59 UTC 97.9K followers, XXX engagements
"I was at a party in Vienna once and people were doing toasts and stuff in Austrian and I was just smiling blankly and one of them was like do you speak Austrian No do you want me to translate for you No its fine and the dude was like oh ok" @bendreyfuss on X 2025-07-23 19:14:54 UTC 97.9K followers, 3919 engagements
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