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Bob Golen posts on X about how to, greece, night, just a the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/interactions)
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- [--] Month [----------] +123%
- [--] Months [----------] +1,350%
- [--] Year [----------] -40%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [---] +3.40%
- [--] Month [---] +54%
- [--] Months [-----] +163%
- [--] Year [-----] -23%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/followers)
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- [--] Week [------] +1.40%
- [--] Month [------] +11%
- [--] Months [------] +22%
- [--] Year [------] +29%

### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  4.96% [finance](/list/finance)  2.48% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.65% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1.65% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.65% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.83% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.83% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  0.83%

**Social topic influence**
[how to](/topic/how-to) 1.65%, [greece](/topic/greece) 1.65%, [night](/topic/night) 1.65%, [just a](/topic/just-a) 1.65%, [retirement](/topic/retirement) 0.83%, [elton john](/topic/elton-john) 0.83%, [$intu](/topic/$intu) 0.83%, [insurance](/topic/insurance) 0.83%, [turkey](/topic/turkey) 0.83%, [old spice](/topic/old-spice) 0.83%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@kerris224](/creator/undefined) [@regio_sin_h2o](/creator/undefined) [@gabrielbor58019](/creator/undefined) [@hohenlohe65](/creator/undefined) [@skiptra42382733](/creator/undefined) [@sam_in_babylon](/creator/undefined) [@kellyfvwqs](/creator/undefined) [@sfh300](/creator/undefined) [@rockyintx](/creator/undefined) [@1ijackaz](/creator/undefined) [@davidgogoblues](/creator/undefined) [@kencook_kc](/creator/undefined) [@johnnyd_cm](/creator/undefined) [@x_crxnosom_x](/creator/undefined) [@kennyhaines32](/creator/undefined) [@rb_brecksville](/creator/undefined) [@dnevita](/creator/undefined) [@liberalpuppy](/creator/undefined) [@rurbanhermit](/creator/undefined) [@headgoalieguy](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Intuit Inc. (INTU)](/topic/$intu)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I wish everything was as easy as getting fat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013080355679404055)  2026-01-19T02:45Z 51K followers, 901.4K engagements


"My 401K has been converted to a [---] Retirement Not Found"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1909424747592433791)  2025-04-08T01:55Z 50.6K followers, 26K engagements


"I bought a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2011616302193131811)  2026-01-15T01:47Z 50.4K followers, 780.1K engagements


"Those guys waiting for a haircut are a barber queue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2012217942839050656)  2026-01-16T17:38Z 50.3K followers, [----] engagements


"The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013587383447355571)  2026-01-20T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 1.2M engagements


"How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use commas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2014897502068060631)  2026-01-24T03:06Z 50.4K followers, 244.6K engagements


"Never run a fruit stand if you're in an action movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015513305876464049)  2026-01-25T19:53Z 50.4K followers, 121.3K engagements


"The chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015785810268676428)  2026-01-26T13:56Z 50.5K followers, 65.6K engagements


"Developing an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015786815370801294)  2026-01-26T14:00Z 50.3K followers, 26.9K engagements


"I should start doing my taxes but I can't seem to get Intuit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015987333942718900)  2026-01-27T03:16Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016857397642375531)  2026-01-29T12:54Z 50.5K followers, 14.1K engagements


"In Turkey their president pardons a pilgrim before Thanksgiving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2017216994597077274)  2026-01-30T12:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements


"If I were you I'd use Old Spice under one arm and Degree under the other. Anyway that's my two scents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2017417591531200913)  2026-01-31T02:00Z 50.8K followers, 11.8K engagements


"In Canada they use B.C.E. instead of B.C. It stands for Before Christ Eh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2017799277112647942)  2026-02-01T03:16Z 50.4K followers, 30.8K engagements


"The person who came up with "A penny your thoughts" sure knew how to coin a phrase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018143508868063445)  2026-02-02T02:04Z 50.6K followers, 64.4K engagements


"I wish my inferiority complex was as good as everybody else's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018663555357405283)  2026-02-03T12:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm not smart but I try to be kind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018671637227286740)  2026-02-03T13:03Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements


"It's hard to believe Groundhog Day debuted in [----]. It feels like it was just yesterday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018871635273720096)  2026-02-04T02:18Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Are the roads in Greece always slick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018877582909800694)  2026-02-04T02:41Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements


"There are many marbleous statues in Rome but sadly many people take them for granite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019240346975375433)  2026-02-05T02:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Hurry up with the heat already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019589567431733744)  2026-02-06T01:50Z 50.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Dayton Ohio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019592636374589596)  2026-02-06T02:03Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Oddly french fries aren't cooked in France. They're cooked in Greece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019600763132211669)  2026-02-06T02:35Z 50.9K followers, 13K engagements


"When Oklahoma takes over America the US will be OK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019605944561279181)  2026-02-06T02:55Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I love my body but it doesn't love me back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019616955234456055)  2026-02-06T03:39Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Our local donut shop is called Hole Foods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019752332972466629)  2026-02-06T12:37Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I don't care if your menu options have changed. I'm pushing zero till I get a real human being"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019753626026094675)  2026-02-06T12:42Z 50.8K followers, 11.3K engagements


"I sing when I'm in my car. When it's in reverse I'm a backup singer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019759811223572498)  2026-02-06T13:07Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Nissan Ohio Special"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019966341927825566)  2026-02-07T02:47Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm pretty woke but pansexuals should be shamed for abusing kitchen utensils"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020158560361959894)  2026-02-07T15:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Beautiful clear skies sunshine this morning. [--] F . could be worse. Lost power yesterday but the guys are Ohio Edison got it up and running pretty quick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020159025808019484)  2026-02-07T15:33Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"White's move. Mate in two"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020219167568195950)  2026-02-07T19:32Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Into the woods. Good night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020355807997481065)  2026-02-08T04:35Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"In a parallel universe we all have trouble parking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020588162096185480)  2026-02-08T19:58Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I t h i n k Ive h a d a l i t t l e too m u c h to d r i n k at the S p a c e B a r"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020588429973897566)  2026-02-08T19:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I liked Bad Bunny's show. I didn't understand a word but the vibe was joyous family oriented positive happy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020707743229968838)  2026-02-09T03:54Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Snow White staring out the window looking at the mail box waiting for her photos: "Someday my prints will come.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020908034126430278)  2026-02-09T17:09Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Highland Calf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020968655262240774)  2026-02-09T21:10Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Can you believe the Super Bowl was just a couple of days ago Seems like forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021196150825681334)  2026-02-10T12:14Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"People often try to correct my grammar but I couldn't care fewer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021556615053291545)  2026-02-11T12:07Z 51K followers, 18.5K engagements


"Todays yoga pose is the Downward Spiral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016848952394383393)  2026-01-29T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 36.8K engagements


"A boxing match between Jesus Christ and Mike Tyson is a faith off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019099958717436014)  2026-02-04T17:25Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"The end of the world will begin in Athens where they will usher in the Acropolis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019232396453765294)  2026-02-05T02:11Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"If you're a jerk to begin with putting on a badge and a gun does not make you a good person worthy of respect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019392375978611032)  2026-02-05T12:47Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"My first "adult" job. Wielder at "The Jeep" in Toledo. (But it wasn't in the 1940's. It was in the 1960's) And it was Kaiser Jeep when I worked there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019979568380313685)  2026-02-07T03:40Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Valentine's Day is coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020162858860872058)  2026-02-07T15:48Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Of course I talk to myself. I don't want to bother others"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021207375294742798)  2026-02-10T12:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"In my dreams I'm sleeping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021776529303453965)  2026-02-12T02:41Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements


"When the moon hits your eye like it's 5:45 that's November"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1722235341984379218)  2023-11-08T12:51Z 51K followers, 445K engagements


"Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1995483799589617753)  2025-12-01T13:23Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements


"And to think I survived a global pandemic for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2001996747321868459)  2025-12-19T12:43Z 51K followers, 618.7K engagements


"RIP [----] (2025 - 2025)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2006398313285681458)  2025-12-31T16:13Z 51K followers, 3.2M engagements


"People don't think grass be wet in the morning but it dew"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013793260053975209)  2026-01-21T01:58Z 51K followers, 713.2K engagements


"Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015098657855389702)  2026-01-24T16:25Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements


"Just my luck my [---] million year old salt has expired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016688289571340656)  2026-01-29T01:42Z 51K followers, 5.8M engagements


"A wise man once said nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018045611526832384)  2026-02-01T19:35Z 51K followers, 162.2K engagements


"Takes me ten minutes to walk to the neighborhood bar. Takes me half an hour to walk home. The difference is staggering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019098561997336802)  2026-02-04T17:19Z 50.9K followers, 152.5K engagements


"The ancient Greek tailor takes the pants and holds them up. He turns to the owner and asks Euripides Yes the man responds Eumenides""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019228430513107049)  2026-02-05T01:55Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"When I was a kid I never expected the future to be this awful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019404128066367500)  2026-02-05T13:33Z 51K followers, 813.3K engagements


"I'm so poor the credit card offers I get in the mail all come pre-declined"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019758409097105674)  2026-02-06T13:01Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive only got two maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020159428587090174)  2026-02-07T15:35Z 51K followers, 437.2K engagements


"Toilet Paper Roll Patent. The inventor meant for the paper to roll over the top"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020702303280578600)  2026-02-09T03:32Z 51K followers, 44.2K engagements


"My grief counsellor died. He was so good I dont even care"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020906976411021317)  2026-02-09T17:05Z 51K followers, 859.8K engagements


"Carrots Corn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021411990451912939)  2026-02-11T02:32Z 51K followers, 25K engagements


"When people ask if I have any friends I include you guys. That's OK right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021421089113739516)  2026-02-11T03:08Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"The Gordie Howe Bridge fiasco. trump is such a God damn jerk. Will this ever be over Lord"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021582308201951354)  2026-02-11T13:49Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Even if it was free I don't want brand spanking new. I want old familiar outdated worn comfy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021599819337183413)  2026-02-11T14:58Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"At least he has a safety belt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021602213953507485)  2026-02-11T15:08Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"David Crosby's first band"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021770502600114293)  2026-02-12T02:17Z 51K followers, 128K engagements


"The King sleeps on a king mattress. The Queen sleeps on a queen mattress. The Prince sleeps on an heir mattress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021771594679685489)  2026-02-12T02:21Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"My outer self my inner self"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021780574935892007)  2026-02-12T02:57Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"If you're not at sea you're incontinent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021781251510640906)  2026-02-12T02:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Everything is real yet everything is an illusion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021782638365712488)  2026-02-12T03:05Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"I've been living for awhile now with a long illness. It's called aging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021926007843041299)  2026-02-12T12:35Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi wouldve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021930106906656947)  2026-02-12T12:51Z 51K followers, 57.3K engagements


"Some find my tweets gauche but I'm just a country boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021945684933689383)  2026-02-12T13:53Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


""Should I be concerned that my pee has a pinkish tint" "Urine trouble.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022128423699882345)  2026-02-13T01:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"No I wasn't making snow angels. I fell and I was trying to get back up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022135090470678841)  2026-02-13T02:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Down in Columbia girl scouts sell Esco bars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022145519066525707)  2026-02-13T03:07Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Brooklyn New York"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022146243083087906)  2026-02-13T03:10Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"I know I should eat healthy but have you tasted that stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022150018074132751)  2026-02-13T03:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Scotland . Good night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022154329193660564)  2026-02-13T03:42Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"It's [--] F this morning. The news keeps promising it's going to warm up. But it's [--]. I'm losing faith that this cold spell will ever end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022280143259971885)  2026-02-13T12:02Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"@Hohenlohe65 But they promised it's going to warm up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022282485095096720)  2026-02-13T12:11Z 51K followers, [--] engagements


"Of all the essential oils WD40 is the essentialist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022283470077067449)  2026-02-13T12:15Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022293877470753004)  2026-02-13T12:56Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"This requirement that I have to carry "my papers" with me I need an ID to do this to do that. How the fuck did this happen. God I miss the 50s and 60s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022305232701530573)  2026-02-13T13:41Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

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@BobGolen Avatar @BobGolen Bob Golen

Bob Golen posts on X about how to, greece, night, just a the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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  • [--] Months [----------] +1,350%
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Mentions Line Chart

  • [--] Week [---] +3.40%
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  • [--] Week [------] +1.40%
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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 4.96% finance 2.48% celebrities 1.65% travel destinations 1.65% automotive brands 1.65% musicians 0.83% stocks 0.83% technology brands 0.83%

Social topic influence how to 1.65%, greece 1.65%, night 1.65%, just a 1.65%, retirement 0.83%, elton john 0.83%, $intu 0.83%, insurance 0.83%, turkey 0.83%, old spice 0.83%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @kerris224 @regio_sin_h2o @gabrielbor58019 @hohenlohe65 @skiptra42382733 @sam_in_babylon @kellyfvwqs @sfh300 @rockyintx @1ijackaz @davidgogoblues @kencook_kc @johnnyd_cm @x_crxnosom_x @kennyhaines32 @rb_brecksville @dnevita @liberalpuppy @rurbanhermit @headgoalieguy

Top assets mentioned Intuit Inc. (INTU)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I wish everything was as easy as getting fat"
X Link 2026-01-19T02:45Z 51K followers, 901.4K engagements

"My 401K has been converted to a [---] Retirement Not Found"
X Link 2025-04-08T01:55Z 50.6K followers, 26K engagements

"I bought a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too"
X Link 2026-01-15T01:47Z 50.4K followers, 780.1K engagements

"Those guys waiting for a haircut are a barber queue"
X Link 2026-01-16T17:38Z 50.3K followers, [----] engagements

"The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing"
X Link 2026-01-20T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 1.2M engagements

"How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use commas"
X Link 2026-01-24T03:06Z 50.4K followers, 244.6K engagements

"Never run a fruit stand if you're in an action movie"
X Link 2026-01-25T19:53Z 50.4K followers, 121.3K engagements

"The chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion"
X Link 2026-01-26T13:56Z 50.5K followers, 65.6K engagements

"Developing an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind"
X Link 2026-01-26T14:00Z 50.3K followers, 26.9K engagements

"I should start doing my taxes but I can't seem to get Intuit"
X Link 2026-01-27T03:16Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements

"The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car"
X Link 2026-01-29T12:54Z 50.5K followers, 14.1K engagements

"In Turkey their president pardons a pilgrim before Thanksgiving"
X Link 2026-01-30T12:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements

"If I were you I'd use Old Spice under one arm and Degree under the other. Anyway that's my two scents"
X Link 2026-01-31T02:00Z 50.8K followers, 11.8K engagements

"In Canada they use B.C.E. instead of B.C. It stands for Before Christ Eh"
X Link 2026-02-01T03:16Z 50.4K followers, 30.8K engagements

"The person who came up with "A penny your thoughts" sure knew how to coin a phrase"
X Link 2026-02-02T02:04Z 50.6K followers, 64.4K engagements

"I wish my inferiority complex was as good as everybody else's"
X Link 2026-02-03T12:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I'm not smart but I try to be kind"
X Link 2026-02-03T13:03Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements

"It's hard to believe Groundhog Day debuted in [----]. It feels like it was just yesterday"
X Link 2026-02-04T02:18Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Are the roads in Greece always slick"
X Link 2026-02-04T02:41Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements

"There are many marbleous statues in Rome but sadly many people take them for granite"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Hurry up with the heat already"
X Link 2026-02-06T01:50Z 50.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Dayton Ohio"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:03Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Oddly french fries aren't cooked in France. They're cooked in Greece"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:35Z 50.9K followers, 13K engagements

"When Oklahoma takes over America the US will be OK"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:55Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements

"I love my body but it doesn't love me back"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:39Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Our local donut shop is called Hole Foods"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:37Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I don't care if your menu options have changed. I'm pushing zero till I get a real human being"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:42Z 50.8K followers, 11.3K engagements

"I sing when I'm in my car. When it's in reverse I'm a backup singer"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:07Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Nissan Ohio Special"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:47Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I'm pretty woke but pansexuals should be shamed for abusing kitchen utensils"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Beautiful clear skies sunshine this morning. [--] F . could be worse. Lost power yesterday but the guys are Ohio Edison got it up and running pretty quick"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:33Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements

"White's move. Mate in two"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:32Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Into the woods. Good night"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:35Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements

"In a parallel universe we all have trouble parking"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:58Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I t h i n k Ive h a d a l i t t l e too m u c h to d r i n k at the S p a c e B a r"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"I liked Bad Bunny's show. I didn't understand a word but the vibe was joyous family oriented positive happy"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:54Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Snow White staring out the window looking at the mail box waiting for her photos: "Someday my prints will come.""
X Link 2026-02-09T17:09Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Highland Calf"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:10Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Can you believe the Super Bowl was just a couple of days ago Seems like forever"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:14Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"People often try to correct my grammar but I couldn't care fewer"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:07Z 51K followers, 18.5K engagements

"Todays yoga pose is the Downward Spiral"
X Link 2026-01-29T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 36.8K engagements

"A boxing match between Jesus Christ and Mike Tyson is a faith off"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:25Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"The end of the world will begin in Athens where they will usher in the Acropolis"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:11Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"If you're a jerk to begin with putting on a badge and a gun does not make you a good person worthy of respect"
X Link 2026-02-05T12:47Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"My first "adult" job. Wielder at "The Jeep" in Toledo. (But it wasn't in the 1940's. It was in the 1960's) And it was Kaiser Jeep when I worked there"
X Link 2026-02-07T03:40Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements

"Valentine's Day is coming"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:48Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Of course I talk to myself. I don't want to bother others"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"In my dreams I'm sleeping"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:41Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements

"When the moon hits your eye like it's 5:45 that's November"
X Link 2023-11-08T12:51Z 51K followers, 445K engagements

"Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle"
X Link 2025-12-01T13:23Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements

"And to think I survived a global pandemic for this"
X Link 2025-12-19T12:43Z 51K followers, 618.7K engagements

"RIP [----] (2025 - 2025)"
X Link 2025-12-31T16:13Z 51K followers, 3.2M engagements

"People don't think grass be wet in the morning but it dew"
X Link 2026-01-21T01:58Z 51K followers, 713.2K engagements

"Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike"
X Link 2026-01-24T16:25Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements

"Just my luck my [---] million year old salt has expired"
X Link 2026-01-29T01:42Z 51K followers, 5.8M engagements

"A wise man once said nothing"
X Link 2026-02-01T19:35Z 51K followers, 162.2K engagements

"Takes me ten minutes to walk to the neighborhood bar. Takes me half an hour to walk home. The difference is staggering"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:19Z 50.9K followers, 152.5K engagements

"The ancient Greek tailor takes the pants and holds them up. He turns to the owner and asks Euripides Yes the man responds Eumenides""
X Link 2026-02-05T01:55Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"When I was a kid I never expected the future to be this awful"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:33Z 51K followers, 813.3K engagements

"I'm so poor the credit card offers I get in the mail all come pre-declined"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:01Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Ive only got two maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:35Z 51K followers, 437.2K engagements

"Toilet Paper Roll Patent. The inventor meant for the paper to roll over the top"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:32Z 51K followers, 44.2K engagements

"My grief counsellor died. He was so good I dont even care"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:05Z 51K followers, 859.8K engagements

"Carrots Corn"
X Link 2026-02-11T02:32Z 51K followers, 25K engagements

"When people ask if I have any friends I include you guys. That's OK right"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:08Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements

"The Gordie Howe Bridge fiasco. trump is such a God damn jerk. Will this ever be over Lord"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:49Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Even if it was free I don't want brand spanking new. I want old familiar outdated worn comfy"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:58Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"At least he has a safety belt"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:08Z 51K followers, [---] engagements

"David Crosby's first band"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:17Z 51K followers, 128K engagements

"The King sleeps on a king mattress. The Queen sleeps on a queen mattress. The Prince sleeps on an heir mattress"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:21Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"My outer self my inner self"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:57Z 51K followers, [---] engagements

"If you're not at sea you're incontinent"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Everything is real yet everything is an illusion"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:05Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"I've been living for awhile now with a long illness. It's called aging"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:35Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi wouldve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:51Z 51K followers, 57.3K engagements

"Some find my tweets gauche but I'm just a country boy"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:53Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

""Should I be concerned that my pee has a pinkish tint" "Urine trouble.""
X Link 2026-02-13T01:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"No I wasn't making snow angels. I fell and I was trying to get back up"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Down in Columbia girl scouts sell Esco bars"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:07Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Brooklyn New York"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:10Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"I know I should eat healthy but have you tasted that stuff"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Scotland . Good night"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:42Z 51K followers, [---] engagements

"It's [--] F this morning. The news keeps promising it's going to warm up. But it's [--]. I'm losing faith that this cold spell will ever end"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:02Z 51K followers, [---] engagements

"@Hohenlohe65 But they promised it's going to warm up"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:11Z 51K followers, [--] engagements

"Of all the essential oils WD40 is the essentialist"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:15Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:56Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

"This requirement that I have to carry "my papers" with me I need an ID to do this to do that. How the fuck did this happen. God I miss the 50s and 60s"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:41Z 51K followers, [----] engagements

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