#  @BobGolen Bob Golen Bob Golen posts on X about how to, greece, night, just a the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] -1.90% - [--] Month [----------] +123% - [--] Months [----------] +1,350% - [--] Year [----------] -40% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/posts_active)  - [--] Week [---] +3.40% - [--] Month [---] +54% - [--] Months [-----] +163% - [--] Year [-----] -23% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +1.40% - [--] Month [------] +11% - [--] Months [------] +22% - [--] Year [------] +29% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::891251263/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) 4.96% [finance](/list/finance) 2.48% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 1.65% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 1.65% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 1.65% [musicians](/list/musicians) 0.83% [stocks](/list/stocks) 0.83% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 0.83% **Social topic influence** [how to](/topic/how-to) 1.65%, [greece](/topic/greece) 1.65%, [night](/topic/night) 1.65%, [just a](/topic/just-a) 1.65%, [retirement](/topic/retirement) 0.83%, [elton john](/topic/elton-john) 0.83%, [$intu](/topic/$intu) 0.83%, [insurance](/topic/insurance) 0.83%, [turkey](/topic/turkey) 0.83%, [old spice](/topic/old-spice) 0.83% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@kerris224](/creator/undefined) [@regio_sin_h2o](/creator/undefined) [@gabrielbor58019](/creator/undefined) [@hohenlohe65](/creator/undefined) [@skiptra42382733](/creator/undefined) [@sam_in_babylon](/creator/undefined) [@kellyfvwqs](/creator/undefined) [@sfh300](/creator/undefined) [@rockyintx](/creator/undefined) [@1ijackaz](/creator/undefined) [@davidgogoblues](/creator/undefined) [@kencook_kc](/creator/undefined) [@johnnyd_cm](/creator/undefined) [@x_crxnosom_x](/creator/undefined) [@kennyhaines32](/creator/undefined) [@rb_brecksville](/creator/undefined) [@dnevita](/creator/undefined) [@liberalpuppy](/creator/undefined) [@rurbanhermit](/creator/undefined) [@headgoalieguy](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Intuit Inc. (INTU)](/topic/$intu) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "I wish everything was as easy as getting fat" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013080355679404055) 2026-01-19T02:45Z 51K followers, 901.4K engagements "My 401K has been converted to a [---] Retirement Not Found" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1909424747592433791) 2025-04-08T01:55Z 50.6K followers, 26K engagements "I bought a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2011616302193131811) 2026-01-15T01:47Z 50.4K followers, 780.1K engagements "Those guys waiting for a haircut are a barber queue" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2012217942839050656) 2026-01-16T17:38Z 50.3K followers, [----] engagements "The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013587383447355571) 2026-01-20T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 1.2M engagements "How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use commas" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2014897502068060631) 2026-01-24T03:06Z 50.4K followers, 244.6K engagements "Never run a fruit stand if you're in an action movie" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015513305876464049) 2026-01-25T19:53Z 50.4K followers, 121.3K engagements "The chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015785810268676428) 2026-01-26T13:56Z 50.5K followers, 65.6K engagements "Developing an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015786815370801294) 2026-01-26T14:00Z 50.3K followers, 26.9K engagements "I should start doing my taxes but I can't seem to get Intuit" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015987333942718900) 2026-01-27T03:16Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements "The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016857397642375531) 2026-01-29T12:54Z 50.5K followers, 14.1K engagements "In Turkey their president pardons a pilgrim before Thanksgiving" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2017216994597077274) 2026-01-30T12:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements "If I were you I'd use Old Spice under one arm and Degree under the other. Anyway that's my two scents" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2017417591531200913) 2026-01-31T02:00Z 50.8K followers, 11.8K engagements "In Canada they use B.C.E. instead of B.C. It stands for Before Christ Eh" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2017799277112647942) 2026-02-01T03:16Z 50.4K followers, 30.8K engagements "The person who came up with "A penny your thoughts" sure knew how to coin a phrase" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018143508868063445) 2026-02-02T02:04Z 50.6K followers, 64.4K engagements "I wish my inferiority complex was as good as everybody else's" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018663555357405283) 2026-02-03T12:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements "I'm not smart but I try to be kind" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018671637227286740) 2026-02-03T13:03Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements "It's hard to believe Groundhog Day debuted in [----]. It feels like it was just yesterday" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018871635273720096) 2026-02-04T02:18Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements "Are the roads in Greece always slick" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018877582909800694) 2026-02-04T02:41Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements "There are many marbleous statues in Rome but sadly many people take them for granite" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019240346975375433) 2026-02-05T02:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements "Hurry up with the heat already" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019589567431733744) 2026-02-06T01:50Z 50.6K followers, [---] engagements "Dayton Ohio" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019592636374589596) 2026-02-06T02:03Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements "Oddly french fries aren't cooked in France. They're cooked in Greece" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019600763132211669) 2026-02-06T02:35Z 50.9K followers, 13K engagements "When Oklahoma takes over America the US will be OK" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019605944561279181) 2026-02-06T02:55Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements "I love my body but it doesn't love me back" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019616955234456055) 2026-02-06T03:39Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements "Our local donut shop is called Hole Foods" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019752332972466629) 2026-02-06T12:37Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements "I don't care if your menu options have changed. I'm pushing zero till I get a real human being" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019753626026094675) 2026-02-06T12:42Z 50.8K followers, 11.3K engagements "I sing when I'm in my car. When it's in reverse I'm a backup singer" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019759811223572498) 2026-02-06T13:07Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "Nissan Ohio Special" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019966341927825566) 2026-02-07T02:47Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements "I'm pretty woke but pansexuals should be shamed for abusing kitchen utensils" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020158560361959894) 2026-02-07T15:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements "Beautiful clear skies sunshine this morning. [--] F . could be worse. Lost power yesterday but the guys are Ohio Edison got it up and running pretty quick" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020159025808019484) 2026-02-07T15:33Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements "White's move. Mate in two" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020219167568195950) 2026-02-07T19:32Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements "Into the woods. Good night" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020355807997481065) 2026-02-08T04:35Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements "In a parallel universe we all have trouble parking" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020588162096185480) 2026-02-08T19:58Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements "I t h i n k Ive h a d a l i t t l e too m u c h to d r i n k at the S p a c e B a r" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020588429973897566) 2026-02-08T19:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "I liked Bad Bunny's show. I didn't understand a word but the vibe was joyous family oriented positive happy" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020707743229968838) 2026-02-09T03:54Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "Snow White staring out the window looking at the mail box waiting for her photos: "Someday my prints will come."" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020908034126430278) 2026-02-09T17:09Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "Highland Calf" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020968655262240774) 2026-02-09T21:10Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "Can you believe the Super Bowl was just a couple of days ago Seems like forever" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021196150825681334) 2026-02-10T12:14Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "People often try to correct my grammar but I couldn't care fewer" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021556615053291545) 2026-02-11T12:07Z 51K followers, 18.5K engagements "Todays yoga pose is the Downward Spiral" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016848952394383393) 2026-01-29T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 36.8K engagements "A boxing match between Jesus Christ and Mike Tyson is a faith off" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019099958717436014) 2026-02-04T17:25Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "The end of the world will begin in Athens where they will usher in the Acropolis" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019232396453765294) 2026-02-05T02:11Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "If you're a jerk to begin with putting on a badge and a gun does not make you a good person worthy of respect" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019392375978611032) 2026-02-05T12:47Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "My first "adult" job. Wielder at "The Jeep" in Toledo. (But it wasn't in the 1940's. It was in the 1960's) And it was Kaiser Jeep when I worked there" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019979568380313685) 2026-02-07T03:40Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements "Valentine's Day is coming" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020162858860872058) 2026-02-07T15:48Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "Of course I talk to myself. I don't want to bother others" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021207375294742798) 2026-02-10T12:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "In my dreams I'm sleeping" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021776529303453965) 2026-02-12T02:41Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements "When the moon hits your eye like it's 5:45 that's November" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1722235341984379218) 2023-11-08T12:51Z 51K followers, 445K engagements "Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1995483799589617753) 2025-12-01T13:23Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements "And to think I survived a global pandemic for this" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2001996747321868459) 2025-12-19T12:43Z 51K followers, 618.7K engagements "RIP [----] (2025 - 2025)" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2006398313285681458) 2025-12-31T16:13Z 51K followers, 3.2M engagements "People don't think grass be wet in the morning but it dew" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013793260053975209) 2026-01-21T01:58Z 51K followers, 713.2K engagements "Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015098657855389702) 2026-01-24T16:25Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements "Just my luck my [---] million year old salt has expired" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016688289571340656) 2026-01-29T01:42Z 51K followers, 5.8M engagements "A wise man once said nothing" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018045611526832384) 2026-02-01T19:35Z 51K followers, 162.2K engagements "Takes me ten minutes to walk to the neighborhood bar. Takes me half an hour to walk home. The difference is staggering" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019098561997336802) 2026-02-04T17:19Z 50.9K followers, 152.5K engagements "The ancient Greek tailor takes the pants and holds them up. He turns to the owner and asks Euripides Yes the man responds Eumenides"" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019228430513107049) 2026-02-05T01:55Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "When I was a kid I never expected the future to be this awful" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019404128066367500) 2026-02-05T13:33Z 51K followers, 813.3K engagements "I'm so poor the credit card offers I get in the mail all come pre-declined" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019758409097105674) 2026-02-06T13:01Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Ive only got two maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020159428587090174) 2026-02-07T15:35Z 51K followers, 437.2K engagements "Toilet Paper Roll Patent. The inventor meant for the paper to roll over the top" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020702303280578600) 2026-02-09T03:32Z 51K followers, 44.2K engagements "My grief counsellor died. He was so good I dont even care" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020906976411021317) 2026-02-09T17:05Z 51K followers, 859.8K engagements "Carrots Corn" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021411990451912939) 2026-02-11T02:32Z 51K followers, 25K engagements "When people ask if I have any friends I include you guys. That's OK right" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021421089113739516) 2026-02-11T03:08Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements "The Gordie Howe Bridge fiasco. trump is such a God damn jerk. Will this ever be over Lord" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021582308201951354) 2026-02-11T13:49Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Even if it was free I don't want brand spanking new. I want old familiar outdated worn comfy" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021599819337183413) 2026-02-11T14:58Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "At least he has a safety belt" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021602213953507485) 2026-02-11T15:08Z 51K followers, [---] engagements "David Crosby's first band" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021770502600114293) 2026-02-12T02:17Z 51K followers, 128K engagements "The King sleeps on a king mattress. The Queen sleeps on a queen mattress. The Prince sleeps on an heir mattress" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021771594679685489) 2026-02-12T02:21Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "My outer self my inner self" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021780574935892007) 2026-02-12T02:57Z 51K followers, [---] engagements "If you're not at sea you're incontinent" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021781251510640906) 2026-02-12T02:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Everything is real yet everything is an illusion" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021782638365712488) 2026-02-12T03:05Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "I've been living for awhile now with a long illness. It's called aging" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021926007843041299) 2026-02-12T12:35Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi wouldve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021930106906656947) 2026-02-12T12:51Z 51K followers, 57.3K engagements "Some find my tweets gauche but I'm just a country boy" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021945684933689383) 2026-02-12T13:53Z 51K followers, [----] engagements ""Should I be concerned that my pee has a pinkish tint" "Urine trouble."" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022128423699882345) 2026-02-13T01:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "No I wasn't making snow angels. I fell and I was trying to get back up" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022135090470678841) 2026-02-13T02:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Down in Columbia girl scouts sell Esco bars" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022145519066525707) 2026-02-13T03:07Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Brooklyn New York" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022146243083087906) 2026-02-13T03:10Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "I know I should eat healthy but have you tasted that stuff" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022150018074132751) 2026-02-13T03:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Scotland . Good night" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022154329193660564) 2026-02-13T03:42Z 51K followers, [---] engagements "It's [--] F this morning. The news keeps promising it's going to warm up. But it's [--]. I'm losing faith that this cold spell will ever end" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022280143259971885) 2026-02-13T12:02Z 51K followers, [---] engagements "@Hohenlohe65 But they promised it's going to warm up" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022282485095096720) 2026-02-13T12:11Z 51K followers, [--] engagements "Of all the essential oils WD40 is the essentialist" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022283470077067449) 2026-02-13T12:15Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022293877470753004) 2026-02-13T12:56Z 51K followers, [----] engagements "This requirement that I have to carry "my papers" with me I need an ID to do this to do that. How the fuck did this happen. God I miss the 50s and 60s" [X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022305232701530573) 2026-02-13T13:41Z 51K followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. 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@BobGolen Bob GolenBob Golen posts on X about how to, greece, night, just a the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence countries 4.96% finance 2.48% celebrities 1.65% travel destinations 1.65% automotive brands 1.65% musicians 0.83% stocks 0.83% technology brands 0.83%
Social topic influence how to 1.65%, greece 1.65%, night 1.65%, just a 1.65%, retirement 0.83%, elton john 0.83%, $intu 0.83%, insurance 0.83%, turkey 0.83%, old spice 0.83%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @kerris224 @regio_sin_h2o @gabrielbor58019 @hohenlohe65 @skiptra42382733 @sam_in_babylon @kellyfvwqs @sfh300 @rockyintx @1ijackaz @davidgogoblues @kencook_kc @johnnyd_cm @x_crxnosom_x @kennyhaines32 @rb_brecksville @dnevita @liberalpuppy @rurbanhermit @headgoalieguy
Top assets mentioned Intuit Inc. (INTU)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"I wish everything was as easy as getting fat"
X Link 2026-01-19T02:45Z 51K followers, 901.4K engagements
"My 401K has been converted to a [---] Retirement Not Found"
X Link 2025-04-08T01:55Z 50.6K followers, 26K engagements
"I bought a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too"
X Link 2026-01-15T01:47Z 50.4K followers, 780.1K engagements
"Those guys waiting for a haircut are a barber queue"
X Link 2026-01-16T17:38Z 50.3K followers, [----] engagements
"The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing"
X Link 2026-01-20T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 1.2M engagements
"How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use commas"
X Link 2026-01-24T03:06Z 50.4K followers, 244.6K engagements
"Never run a fruit stand if you're in an action movie"
X Link 2026-01-25T19:53Z 50.4K followers, 121.3K engagements
"The chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion"
X Link 2026-01-26T13:56Z 50.5K followers, 65.6K engagements
"Developing an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind"
X Link 2026-01-26T14:00Z 50.3K followers, 26.9K engagements
"I should start doing my taxes but I can't seem to get Intuit"
X Link 2026-01-27T03:16Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements
"The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car"
X Link 2026-01-29T12:54Z 50.5K followers, 14.1K engagements
"In Turkey their president pardons a pilgrim before Thanksgiving"
X Link 2026-01-30T12:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements
"If I were you I'd use Old Spice under one arm and Degree under the other. Anyway that's my two scents"
X Link 2026-01-31T02:00Z 50.8K followers, 11.8K engagements
"In Canada they use B.C.E. instead of B.C. It stands for Before Christ Eh"
X Link 2026-02-01T03:16Z 50.4K followers, 30.8K engagements
"The person who came up with "A penny your thoughts" sure knew how to coin a phrase"
X Link 2026-02-02T02:04Z 50.6K followers, 64.4K engagements
"I wish my inferiority complex was as good as everybody else's"
X Link 2026-02-03T12:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm not smart but I try to be kind"
X Link 2026-02-03T13:03Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements
"It's hard to believe Groundhog Day debuted in [----]. It feels like it was just yesterday"
X Link 2026-02-04T02:18Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Are the roads in Greece always slick"
X Link 2026-02-04T02:41Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements
"There are many marbleous statues in Rome but sadly many people take them for granite"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:43Z 50.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Hurry up with the heat already"
X Link 2026-02-06T01:50Z 50.6K followers, [---] engagements
"Dayton Ohio"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:03Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Oddly french fries aren't cooked in France. They're cooked in Greece"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:35Z 50.9K followers, 13K engagements
"When Oklahoma takes over America the US will be OK"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:55Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements
"I love my body but it doesn't love me back"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:39Z 50.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Our local donut shop is called Hole Foods"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:37Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I don't care if your menu options have changed. I'm pushing zero till I get a real human being"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:42Z 50.8K followers, 11.3K engagements
"I sing when I'm in my car. When it's in reverse I'm a backup singer"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:07Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Nissan Ohio Special"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:47Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm pretty woke but pansexuals should be shamed for abusing kitchen utensils"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Beautiful clear skies sunshine this morning. [--] F . could be worse. Lost power yesterday but the guys are Ohio Edison got it up and running pretty quick"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:33Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements
"White's move. Mate in two"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:32Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Into the woods. Good night"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:35Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements
"In a parallel universe we all have trouble parking"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:58Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I t h i n k Ive h a d a l i t t l e too m u c h to d r i n k at the S p a c e B a r"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I liked Bad Bunny's show. I didn't understand a word but the vibe was joyous family oriented positive happy"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:54Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Snow White staring out the window looking at the mail box waiting for her photos: "Someday my prints will come.""
X Link 2026-02-09T17:09Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Highland Calf"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:10Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Can you believe the Super Bowl was just a couple of days ago Seems like forever"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:14Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"People often try to correct my grammar but I couldn't care fewer"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:07Z 51K followers, 18.5K engagements
"Todays yoga pose is the Downward Spiral"
X Link 2026-01-29T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 36.8K engagements
"A boxing match between Jesus Christ and Mike Tyson is a faith off"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:25Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The end of the world will begin in Athens where they will usher in the Acropolis"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:11Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"If you're a jerk to begin with putting on a badge and a gun does not make you a good person worthy of respect"
X Link 2026-02-05T12:47Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"My first "adult" job. Wielder at "The Jeep" in Toledo. (But it wasn't in the 1940's. It was in the 1960's) And it was Kaiser Jeep when I worked there"
X Link 2026-02-07T03:40Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Valentine's Day is coming"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:48Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Of course I talk to myself. I don't want to bother others"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"In my dreams I'm sleeping"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:41Z 50.9K followers, [---] engagements
"When the moon hits your eye like it's 5:45 that's November"
X Link 2023-11-08T12:51Z 51K followers, 445K engagements
"Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle"
X Link 2025-12-01T13:23Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements
"And to think I survived a global pandemic for this"
X Link 2025-12-19T12:43Z 51K followers, 618.7K engagements
"RIP [----] (2025 - 2025)"
X Link 2025-12-31T16:13Z 51K followers, 3.2M engagements
"People don't think grass be wet in the morning but it dew"
X Link 2026-01-21T01:58Z 51K followers, 713.2K engagements
"Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike"
X Link 2026-01-24T16:25Z 51K followers, 3.8M engagements
"Just my luck my [---] million year old salt has expired"
X Link 2026-01-29T01:42Z 51K followers, 5.8M engagements
"A wise man once said nothing"
X Link 2026-02-01T19:35Z 51K followers, 162.2K engagements
"Takes me ten minutes to walk to the neighborhood bar. Takes me half an hour to walk home. The difference is staggering"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:19Z 50.9K followers, 152.5K engagements
"The ancient Greek tailor takes the pants and holds them up. He turns to the owner and asks Euripides Yes the man responds Eumenides""
X Link 2026-02-05T01:55Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"When I was a kid I never expected the future to be this awful"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:33Z 51K followers, 813.3K engagements
"I'm so poor the credit card offers I get in the mail all come pre-declined"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:01Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Ive only got two maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:35Z 51K followers, 437.2K engagements
"Toilet Paper Roll Patent. The inventor meant for the paper to roll over the top"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:32Z 51K followers, 44.2K engagements
"My grief counsellor died. He was so good I dont even care"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:05Z 51K followers, 859.8K engagements
"Carrots Corn"
X Link 2026-02-11T02:32Z 51K followers, 25K engagements
"When people ask if I have any friends I include you guys. That's OK right"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:08Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The Gordie Howe Bridge fiasco. trump is such a God damn jerk. Will this ever be over Lord"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:49Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Even if it was free I don't want brand spanking new. I want old familiar outdated worn comfy"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:58Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"At least he has a safety belt"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:08Z 51K followers, [---] engagements
"David Crosby's first band"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:17Z 51K followers, 128K engagements
"The King sleeps on a king mattress. The Queen sleeps on a queen mattress. The Prince sleeps on an heir mattress"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:21Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"My outer self my inner self"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:57Z 51K followers, [---] engagements
"If you're not at sea you're incontinent"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Everything is real yet everything is an illusion"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:05Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"I've been living for awhile now with a long illness. It's called aging"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:35Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi wouldve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:51Z 51K followers, 57.3K engagements
"Some find my tweets gauche but I'm just a country boy"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:53Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
""Should I be concerned that my pee has a pinkish tint" "Urine trouble.""
X Link 2026-02-13T01:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"No I wasn't making snow angels. I fell and I was trying to get back up"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Down in Columbia girl scouts sell Esco bars"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:07Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Brooklyn New York"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:10Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"I know I should eat healthy but have you tasted that stuff"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Scotland . Good night"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:42Z 51K followers, [---] engagements
"It's [--] F this morning. The news keeps promising it's going to warm up. But it's [--]. I'm losing faith that this cold spell will ever end"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:02Z 51K followers, [---] engagements
"@Hohenlohe65 But they promised it's going to warm up"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:11Z 51K followers, [--] engagements
"Of all the essential oils WD40 is the essentialist"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:15Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:56Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
"This requirement that I have to carry "my papers" with me I need an ID to do this to do that. How the fuck did this happen. God I miss the 50s and 60s"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:41Z 51K followers, [----] engagements
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