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[@goblinodds](/creator/twitter/goblinodds)
"i didnt realize this was a thing and somehow transitioned from one to the other (presumably after receiving enough complaints) at least indoors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979161969199312985) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T12:25Z 26.9K followers, 1363 engagements


"if we have to discourse about the nutjob minority of men that have strong preferences about things like labia size which is the gayest thing i've ever heard then we should also talk about what's wrong with the women who keep managing to find these guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978809333077954713) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-16T13:04Z 26.9K followers, 12.4K engagements


"it's a fantastic look but idk how they manage avoiding like bulking out the top of their pants these sweaters arent even that thin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979248663420453209) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:10Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@millimoose @proc10n @seconds_0 yeah i used the topical kind is there some other kind that doesnt do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1977048414362951941) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-11T16:27Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@eigenrobot oh yes EXTREMELY. is this suitably warm for fall and/or winter it's like XX degrees out and everyone is wearing those little puffy jackets for some reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979248109193433599) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:08Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"how do i develop the cleverness and playfulness to do silly shit like this (i think the answer is "have lots of slack so when silly ideas come u can actually execute")"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978119363401048524) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-14T15:23Z 26.9K followers, 1602 engagements


"chatgpt slop (some kind of gochujang sauce)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978605115914199300) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T23:33Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"i need to learn how to make stir fry taste different. i use some combo of gochujang dark soy sauce ginger paste white miso sesame oil and mirin and it almost doesnt matter which subset of these i use it always tastes the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978606814762516816) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T23:40Z 26.9K followers, 8959 engagements


"can anyone who knows ancient greek help with this. is it like. maniocracy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978838124873626080) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-16T14:59Z 26.9K followers, 2573 engagements


"@manic_pixie_agi @grep_cat_ right 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978991265195630945) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T01:07Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@manic_pixie_agi yeaaa it's even better than i was hoping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978992852060225730) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T01:13Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@cartersteinhoff yeah i'm pretty sure rape is widely understood to mean unconsensual sex and sex is widely understood to involve someone being aroused. circumcision can be bad without twisting language until it's unrecognizable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979002659613933970) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T01:52Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@meta_meg ooh ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979191381248594070) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:22Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@ArkuAmore aiyaaaaa ok ive never heard of this "special detergent for outerwear" wth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979196203054014587) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:42Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"procrastinating by uploading a bunch of photos of me to a chatgpt project and asking it to paint me in different styles using references. i'll post some of these here bc it's kind of funny idk edgar maxence (peep that little mustache)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979197261130211348) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:46Z 26.9K followers, 3945 engagements


"@Badbabbles cambodia circa pol pot idk if she got it before or after she escaped though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979200246753136687) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:58Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@eigenrobot ive been DYING to get good at sweaters. what's the secret there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979248406615724431) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:09Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@astridwilde1 @kitten_beloved omg lolllll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979250170463199698) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:16Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@meansinfinity ohhh ok this makes sense. dammit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979250300289536184) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:16Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@ecree429 lmfao goddammit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979313155164770731) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T22:26Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@ClayPuppington @Vestboy_Myst are there good brands or things to look for in these shoes im from the desert 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979537766204551429) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T13:19Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@lovabler0gue oooh ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979633519572975940) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:39Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"i feel like this looked way cooler in person (also i need to hem these pants) but i was so happy w this fuckin boring fit i got both pieces"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1976713008257941548) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-10T18:14Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"it's not even high end it's MUJI im just used to shopping at forever XX and h&m and thrift stores"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1976713090906444241) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-10T18:15Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"had an out of body experience where i took a very minor but completely uncalculated social risk that requires (nonzero) skill to execute and stuck the landing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1977343025446621449) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-12T11:58Z 26.9K followers, 3231 engagements


"tried this with some cool weird AI() art i found on pinterest and cant find a source for and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979247544677863489) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:06Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@diviacaroline @realtimeai i love wool yeah i have a rad vintage wool coat that did well in denmark but tbh it wasnt much colder there than here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979311558783307816) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T22:20Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"i wish more people w easy pregnancies would post about it i hate that it's considered rude to tell anyone when you're having a good time doing something some people have a bad time with. it's good that people are different it's important to hear about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1974408232467939651) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-04T09:36Z 26.9K followers, 521.7K engagements


"the older i get the more i realize that - most people have terrible theory of mind - ive been blessed to spend most of my time around smart people who spend most of their time around smart people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978114272811999469) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-14T15:02Z 26.9K followers, 88.6K engagements


"ty chatgpt i just learned that u can fry up tofu and it's good for a few days and reheats just fine so i can actually sort of meal prep now for lunch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978148411594444841) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-14T17:18Z 26.9K followers, 1202 engagements


"this does feel crazy to me. like why do our teeth need to be that straight. i get if ur having bite issues or something but having to wear hardware in ur mouth every night is insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979152851680063658) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T11:49Z 26.9K followers, 42K engagements


"chatgpt: ur actually a perfectly healthy weight and dont need to lose weight at all chatgpt when i ask it to draw me: *gives me a double chin*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979184928009879593) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T13:57Z 26.9K followers, 2681 engagements


"maybe someone has really a clever model of when protests are good but if their model doesnt exclude nearly every protest that happens in the US im gonna be highly skeptical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979629282290004448) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:22Z 26.9K followers, 1106 engagements


"@specialkdelslay i want a bomber jacket so baddddd are there any waterproof boot brands u like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979633246678978915) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:38Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"first real dental issue of my LIFE crops up late last night find out this afternoon that my husband's dental insurance is not insurance at all it's more like a "we will pay for x amt of dental work" (which is not actually that much)--"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979966236134903954) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T17:41Z 26.9K followers, 4137 engagements


"oh wait i can go through an actual specific insurance company duh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979970407319966161) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T17:58Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"hang on i'm pretty sure he DOES have insurance i HAVE an insurance card. wtf i need to read the document he was looking at that suggested we werent insured"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979970778222203120) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T17:59Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"im sorry but this is one of the funniest and most infuriating things ive ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979974643961250285) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T18:15Z 26.9K followers, 13.9K engagements


"i mean probably what happened is the organizers forgot that monarchies exist and didnt want to compromise european support so when they remembered they were like "uhhhhhh" but jesus fuck this is funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979974646502961419) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T18:15Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@PhaentGames absolutely bizarre why would anyone call this insurance but to add another wrinkle i have in my possession a card which claims to br for a dental ppo which says "fully insured" on it. idk what is happening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979975028792770884) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T18:16Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"hi excuse me i am today learning that "dental insurance" is not a real thing that exists in the united states of america it's functionally something where you pay x per month to a company in exchange for them agreeing to pay up to y per year if it turns out to be needed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979976182528450898) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T18:21Z 26.9K followers, 19.3K engagements


"my nice conservative friends are worried abt my fertility but apparently i had an "excellent ovarian-reserve profile for mid-30s" when i got that checked last year lol i guess that's reassuring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979990579820785679) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T19:18Z 26.9K followers, 3209 engagements


"@6ixpool i would like to do this i'm p sure the bad stuff going on is mostly other things like nasal blockage tho. what's ur advice for leveraging adhd (ideally for mitigating the brain fog parts)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979992244661727458) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T19:25Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@sneaknsneak yeah it's good that people have started to talk about this stuff. i kind of expect not to have real problems on this front and maybe im naive but it seems like the results will be better if i assume this instead of fretting over the possibility of that not working"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1980004381186515299) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T20:13Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"first X photos when u log into pinterest are ur vibe for the week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1977730222410584431) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-13T13:36Z 26.9K followers, 7635 engagements


"anyone have tips for dressing for nyc fall and winter and rain i have an LA wardrobe and am in no sense prepared. also i would prefer to wear cute things if at all possible so like are these things avoidable or no:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979184113572540834) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T13:53Z 26.9K followers, 8778 engagements


"seems to me that a protest is useful if it communicates "actually a lot of people care about this problem" but we have the internet now. although i suppose pollsters are totally in the dark still"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979630721024319713) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:28Z 26.9K followers, 1290 engagements


"@BoydsArchitect oh wild what on earth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1980002146805326198) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T20:04Z 26.9K followers, 1477 engagements


"@ChrisCroy hmmm id expect normal insurance product to be like: "i bet x that my house will burn down insurance company bets y that my house won't burn down" tbh but i'm extra foggy today and this stuff really messes w my head lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1980004044912361863) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T20:12Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@IrishCowboy13 i figured but then u have to A) say that and B) specify on what grounds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1980005038316540062) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-19T20:16Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements