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# ![@goblinodds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::881192533056827392.png) @goblinodds goblin waifu

goblin waifu posts on X about pinterest, pants, denmark, 6969 the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::881192533056827392/interactions)
![Engagements Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::881192533056827392/c:line/m:interactions.svg)

- X Week XXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXX +126%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXX +6.40%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::881192533056827392/posts_active)
![Mentions Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::881192533056827392/c:line/m:posts_active.svg)

- X Week XX +32%
- X Month XXX +55%
- X Months XXXXX +13%
- X Year XXXXX +17%

### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::881192533056827392/followers)
![Followers Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::881192533056827392/c:line/m:followers.svg)

- X Week XXXXXX +0.18%
- X Month XXXXXX +1.30%
- X Months XXXXXX +11%
- X Year XXXXXX +38%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::881192533056827392/influencer_rank)
![CreatorRank Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::881192533056827392/c:line/m:influencer_rank.svg)

### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::881192533056827392/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[pinterest](/topic/pinterest) #857, [pants](/topic/pants) 0.26%, [denmark](/topic/denmark) 0.26%, [6969](/topic/6969) 0.13%, [vibe](/topic/vibe) 0.13%, [a very](/topic/a-very) 0.13%, [where i](/topic/where-i) 0.13%, [vintage](/topic/vintage) 0.13%, [rad](/topic/rad) 0.13%, [age of](/topic/age-of) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@eigenrobot](/creator/undefined) [@angularocean](/creator/undefined) [@municipleorrery](/creator/undefined) [@driftwoodvitae](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@coughsonwombats](/creator/undefined) [@ultimape](/creator/undefined) [@chopstickfury01](/creator/undefined) [@arnenlocke](/creator/undefined) [@sonikudzu](/creator/undefined) [@fireeyes66](/creator/undefined) [@oneeyedalpaca](/creator/undefined) [@lexerlux](/creator/undefined) [@realtimeai](/creator/undefined) [@olivertraldi](/creator/undefined) [@hcf64](/creator/undefined) [@umamusumeeng](/creator/undefined) [@acheronix](/creator/undefined) [@super7x_](/creator/undefined) [@_eosyn](/creator/undefined)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::881192533056827392/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"first X photos when u log into pinterest are ur vibe for the week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1977730222410584431) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-13T13:36Z 26.9K followers, 7571 engagements


"if we have to discourse about the nutjob minority of men that have strong preferences about things like labia size which is the gayest thing i've ever heard then we should also talk about what's wrong with the women who keep managing to find these guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978809333077954713) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-16T13:04Z 26.9K followers, 12.3K engagements


"had an out of body experience where i took a very minor but completely uncalculated social risk that requires (nonzero) skill to execute and stuck the landing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1977343025446621449) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-12T11:58Z 26.9K followers, 3231 engagements


"@manic_pixie_agi @grep_cat_ right 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978991265195630945) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T01:07Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@manic_pixie_agi yeaaa it's even better than i was hoping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978992852060225730) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T01:13Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@cartersteinhoff yeah i'm pretty sure rape is widely understood to mean unconsensual sex and sex is widely understood to involve someone being aroused. circumcision can be bad without twisting language until it's unrecognizable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979002659613933970) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T01:52Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@meta_meg ooh ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979191381248594070) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:22Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@ArkuAmore aiyaaaaa ok ive never heard of this "special detergent for outerwear" wth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979196203054014587) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:42Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"it's a fantastic look but idk how they manage avoiding like bulking out the top of their pants these sweaters arent even that thin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979248663420453209) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:10Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@diviacaroline @realtimeai i love wool yeah i have a rad vintage wool coat that did well in denmark but tbh it wasnt much colder there than here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979311558783307816) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T22:20Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"this does feel crazy to me. like why do our teeth need to be that straight. i get if ur having bite issues or something but having to wear hardware in ur mouth every night is insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979152851680063658) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T11:49Z 26.9K followers, 41.9K engagements


"maybe someone has really a clever model of when protests are good but if their model doesnt exclude nearly every protest that happens in the US im gonna be highly skeptical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979629282290004448) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:22Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"i wish more people w easy pregnancies would post about it i hate that it's considered rude to tell anyone when you're having a good time doing something some people have a bad time with. it's good that people are different it's important to hear about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1974408232467939651) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-04T09:36Z 26.9K followers, 521.3K engagements


"the older i get the more i realize that - most people have terrible theory of mind - ive been blessed to spend most of my time around smart people who spend most of their time around smart people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978114272811999469) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-14T15:02Z 26.9K followers, 88.6K engagements


"anyone have tips for dressing for nyc fall and winter and rain i have an LA wardrobe and am in no sense prepared. also i would prefer to wear cute things if at all possible so like are these things avoidable or no:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979184113572540834) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T13:53Z 26.9K followers, 8728 engagements


"chatgpt: ur actually a perfectly healthy weight and dont need to lose weight at all chatgpt when i ask it to draw me: *gives me a double chin*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979184928009879593) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T13:57Z 26.9K followers, 2665 engagements


"seems to me that a protest is useful if it communicates "actually a lot of people care about this problem" but we have the internet now. although i suppose pollsters are totally in the dark still"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979630721024319713) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:28Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@specialkdelslay i want a bomber jacket so baddddd are there any waterproof boot brands u like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979633246678978915) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:38Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"trying to find out who nick fuentes is and i see this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1843508187577889241) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2024-10-08T04:26Z 26.8K followers, 1561 engagements


"i need to organize the table dont @ me japanese curry w some help from chatgpt as per usual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1976431902367347058) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-09T23:37Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements


"i feel like this looked way cooler in person (also i need to hem these pants) but i was so happy w this fuckin boring fit i got both pieces"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1976713008257941548) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-10T18:14Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"it's not even high end it's MUJI im just used to shopping at forever XX and h&m and thrift stores"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1976713090906444241) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-10T18:15Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements


"USPS keeps delivering a previous resident's mail to me and wont fuckin' take it back even when i write "NOT AT THIS ADDRESS" "RETURN TO SENDER" etc now theyve delivered me his voter info i'll try sending it back to them as usual but also i think i found the guy's linkedin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978195073884930200) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-14T20:23Z 26.8K followers, 2676 engagements


"@UnfinishedOwl i would LOVE TO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978256796859932878) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T00:29Z 26.8K followers, XX engagements


"it's finally happened. i think ive purchased enough muji polypropylene storage drawers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978445837576372556) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T13:00Z 26.8K followers, 1669 engagements


"we've got a dresser arriving tomorrow and then i'll be faced w the very strange but very real possibility that we have TOO MANY muji polypropylene storage drawers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978445841972011068) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T13:00Z 26.8K followers, 3023 engagements


"i'm a fool ive been buying nothing but high rise pants bc i thought i needed to emphasize my waist so my boobs wouldnt create a giant block effect but actually my natural waistline is outrageously high and this looks dumb as hell esp when i have more than zero body fat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978473410079375807) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T14:49Z 26.8K followers, 1127 engagements


"luckily i have figured out exactly X trick to offset this (vest) but the fact remains i should probably just - find a good pant that's comfy and hits lower on the waist - buy 2-3 of it in different colors - buy a bunch of button-ups (uniqlo and muji seem good for this)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978473689306873875) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T14:51Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements


"so i learned in denmark that joe and the juice is a danish thing which was surprising but i did not expect to see that they'd exported their most mid bakery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978497238218240118) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T16:24Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements


"pretty sure at that age i was drawing fan art on my graphics tablet and playing a lot of video games (mostly fighting games w friends)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978500337720840397) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T16:36Z 26.8K followers, 2123 engagements


"chatgpt slop (some kind of gochujang sauce)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978605115914199300) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T23:33Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@capn_jiino oh not a bad idea yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978635893154910551) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-16T01:35Z 26.8K followers, XX engagements


"@GuyGrrCounter @eigenrobot ahahah pls explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978790016177283201) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-16T11:47Z 26.8K followers, XX engagements


"@MarmotRespecter im right about there although im eyeballing the carhartt belt bag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978797415059640820) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-16T12:17Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements


"@eigenrobot ive been DYING to get good at sweaters. what's the secret there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979248406615724431) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:09Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@astridwilde1 @kitten_beloved omg lolllll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979250170463199698) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:16Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@Badbabbles cambodia circa pol pot idk if she got it before or after she escaped though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979200246753136687) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:58Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@eigenrobot oh yes EXTREMELY. is this suitably warm for fall and/or winter it's like XX degrees out and everyone is wearing those little puffy jackets for some reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979248109193433599) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:08Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@meansinfinity ohhh ok this makes sense. dammit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979250300289536184) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:16Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@ecree429 lmfao goddammit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979313155164770731) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T22:26Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"how do i develop the cleverness and playfulness to do silly shit like this (i think the answer is "have lots of slack so when silly ideas come u can actually execute")"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978119363401048524) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-14T15:23Z 26.9K followers, 1602 engagements


"i need to learn how to make stir fry taste different. i use some combo of gochujang dark soy sauce ginger paste white miso sesame oil and mirin and it almost doesnt matter which subset of these i use it always tastes the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978606814762516816) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-15T23:40Z 26.9K followers, 8959 engagements


"can anyone who knows ancient greek help with this. is it like. maniocracy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1978838124873626080) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-16T14:59Z 26.9K followers, 2573 engagements


"i didnt realize this was a thing and somehow transitioned from one to the other (presumably after receiving enough complaints) at least indoors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979161969199312985) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T12:25Z 26.9K followers, 1352 engagements


"procrastinating by uploading a bunch of photos of me to a chatgpt project and asking it to paint me in different styles using references. i'll post some of these here bc it's kind of funny idk edgar maxence (peep that little mustache)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979197261130211348) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T14:46Z 26.9K followers, 3937 engagements


"tried this with some cool weird AI() art i found on pinterest and cant find a source for and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979247544677863489) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-17T18:06Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@ClayPuppington @Vestboy_Myst are there good brands or things to look for in these shoes im from the desert 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979537766204551429) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T13:19Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements


"@lovabler0gue oooh ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/goblinodds/status/1979633519572975940) [@goblinodds](/creator/x/goblinodds) 2025-10-18T19:39Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

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goblin waifu posts on X about pinterest, pants, denmark, 6969 the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

Engagements: XXXXX #

Engagements Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXXX -XX%
  • X Month XXXXXXX +126%
  • X Months XXXXXXXXXX +6.40%
  • X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX%

Mentions: XX #

Mentions Line Chart

  • X Week XX +32%
  • X Month XXX +55%
  • X Months XXXXX +13%
  • X Year XXXXX +17%

Followers: XXXXXX #

Followers Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXX +0.18%
  • X Month XXXXXX +1.30%
  • X Months XXXXXX +11%
  • X Year XXXXXX +38%

CreatorRank: XXXXXXX #

CreatorRank Line Chart

Social Influence #


Social category influence technology brands XXXX% social networks XXXX% countries XXXX% fashion brands XXXX% finance XXXX%

Social topic influence pinterest #857, pants 0.26%, denmark 0.26%, 6969 0.13%, vibe 0.13%, a very 0.13%, where i 0.13%, vintage 0.13%, rad 0.13%, age of XXXX%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @eigenrobot @angularocean @municipleorrery @driftwoodvitae @grok @coughsonwombats @ultimape @chopstickfury01 @arnenlocke @sonikudzu @fireeyes66 @oneeyedalpaca @lexerlux @realtimeai @olivertraldi @hcf64 @umamusumeeng @acheronix @super7x_ @_eosyn

Top Social Posts #


Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"first X photos when u log into pinterest are ur vibe for the week"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-13T13:36Z 26.9K followers, 7571 engagements

"if we have to discourse about the nutjob minority of men that have strong preferences about things like labia size which is the gayest thing i've ever heard then we should also talk about what's wrong with the women who keep managing to find these guys"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-16T13:04Z 26.9K followers, 12.3K engagements

"had an out of body experience where i took a very minor but completely uncalculated social risk that requires (nonzero) skill to execute and stuck the landing"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-12T11:58Z 26.9K followers, 3231 engagements

"@manic_pixie_agi @grep_cat_ right 😭"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T01:07Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"@manic_pixie_agi yeaaa it's even better than i was hoping"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T01:13Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"@cartersteinhoff yeah i'm pretty sure rape is widely understood to mean unconsensual sex and sex is widely understood to involve someone being aroused. circumcision can be bad without twisting language until it's unrecognizable"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T01:52Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"@meta_meg ooh ok"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T14:22Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@ArkuAmore aiyaaaaa ok ive never heard of this "special detergent for outerwear" wth"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T14:42Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"it's a fantastic look but idk how they manage avoiding like bulking out the top of their pants these sweaters arent even that thin"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T18:10Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@diviacaroline @realtimeai i love wool yeah i have a rad vintage wool coat that did well in denmark but tbh it wasnt much colder there than here"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T22:20Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"this does feel crazy to me. like why do our teeth need to be that straight. i get if ur having bite issues or something but having to wear hardware in ur mouth every night is insane"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T11:49Z 26.9K followers, 41.9K engagements

"maybe someone has really a clever model of when protests are good but if their model doesnt exclude nearly every protest that happens in the US im gonna be highly skeptical"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-18T19:22Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"i wish more people w easy pregnancies would post about it i hate that it's considered rude to tell anyone when you're having a good time doing something some people have a bad time with. it's good that people are different it's important to hear about it"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-04T09:36Z 26.9K followers, 521.3K engagements

"the older i get the more i realize that - most people have terrible theory of mind - ive been blessed to spend most of my time around smart people who spend most of their time around smart people"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-14T15:02Z 26.9K followers, 88.6K engagements

"anyone have tips for dressing for nyc fall and winter and rain i have an LA wardrobe and am in no sense prepared. also i would prefer to wear cute things if at all possible so like are these things avoidable or no:"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T13:53Z 26.9K followers, 8728 engagements

"chatgpt: ur actually a perfectly healthy weight and dont need to lose weight at all chatgpt when i ask it to draw me: gives me a double chin"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T13:57Z 26.9K followers, 2665 engagements

"seems to me that a protest is useful if it communicates "actually a lot of people care about this problem" but we have the internet now. although i suppose pollsters are totally in the dark still"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-18T19:28Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@specialkdelslay i want a bomber jacket so baddddd are there any waterproof boot brands u like"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-18T19:38Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"trying to find out who nick fuentes is and i see this"
X Link @goblinodds 2024-10-08T04:26Z 26.8K followers, 1561 engagements

"i need to organize the table dont @ me japanese curry w some help from chatgpt as per usual"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-09T23:37Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements

"i feel like this looked way cooler in person (also i need to hem these pants) but i was so happy w this fuckin boring fit i got both pieces"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-10T18:14Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"it's not even high end it's MUJI im just used to shopping at forever XX and h&m and thrift stores"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-10T18:15Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements

"USPS keeps delivering a previous resident's mail to me and wont fuckin' take it back even when i write "NOT AT THIS ADDRESS" "RETURN TO SENDER" etc now theyve delivered me his voter info i'll try sending it back to them as usual but also i think i found the guy's linkedin"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-14T20:23Z 26.8K followers, 2676 engagements

"@UnfinishedOwl i would LOVE TO"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T00:29Z 26.8K followers, XX engagements

"it's finally happened. i think ive purchased enough muji polypropylene storage drawers"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T13:00Z 26.8K followers, 1669 engagements

"we've got a dresser arriving tomorrow and then i'll be faced w the very strange but very real possibility that we have TOO MANY muji polypropylene storage drawers"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T13:00Z 26.8K followers, 3023 engagements

"i'm a fool ive been buying nothing but high rise pants bc i thought i needed to emphasize my waist so my boobs wouldnt create a giant block effect but actually my natural waistline is outrageously high and this looks dumb as hell esp when i have more than zero body fat"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T14:49Z 26.8K followers, 1127 engagements

"luckily i have figured out exactly X trick to offset this (vest) but the fact remains i should probably just - find a good pant that's comfy and hits lower on the waist - buy 2-3 of it in different colors - buy a bunch of button-ups (uniqlo and muji seem good for this)"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T14:51Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements

"so i learned in denmark that joe and the juice is a danish thing which was surprising but i did not expect to see that they'd exported their most mid bakery"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T16:24Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements

"pretty sure at that age i was drawing fan art on my graphics tablet and playing a lot of video games (mostly fighting games w friends)"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T16:36Z 26.8K followers, 2123 engagements

"chatgpt slop (some kind of gochujang sauce)"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T23:33Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@capn_jiino oh not a bad idea yeah"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-16T01:35Z 26.8K followers, XX engagements

"@GuyGrrCounter @eigenrobot ahahah pls explain"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-16T11:47Z 26.8K followers, XX engagements

"@MarmotRespecter im right about there although im eyeballing the carhartt belt bag"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-16T12:17Z 26.8K followers, XXX engagements

"@eigenrobot ive been DYING to get good at sweaters. what's the secret there"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T18:09Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@astridwilde1 @kitten_beloved omg lolllll"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T18:16Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"@Badbabbles cambodia circa pol pot idk if she got it before or after she escaped though"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T14:58Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"@eigenrobot oh yes EXTREMELY. is this suitably warm for fall and/or winter it's like XX degrees out and everyone is wearing those little puffy jackets for some reason"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T18:08Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@meansinfinity ohhh ok this makes sense. dammit"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T18:16Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@ecree429 lmfao goddammit"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T22:26Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"how do i develop the cleverness and playfulness to do silly shit like this (i think the answer is "have lots of slack so when silly ideas come u can actually execute")"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-14T15:23Z 26.9K followers, 1602 engagements

"i need to learn how to make stir fry taste different. i use some combo of gochujang dark soy sauce ginger paste white miso sesame oil and mirin and it almost doesnt matter which subset of these i use it always tastes the same"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-15T23:40Z 26.9K followers, 8959 engagements

"can anyone who knows ancient greek help with this. is it like. maniocracy"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-16T14:59Z 26.9K followers, 2573 engagements

"i didnt realize this was a thing and somehow transitioned from one to the other (presumably after receiving enough complaints) at least indoors"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T12:25Z 26.9K followers, 1352 engagements

"procrastinating by uploading a bunch of photos of me to a chatgpt project and asking it to paint me in different styles using references. i'll post some of these here bc it's kind of funny idk edgar maxence (peep that little mustache)"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T14:46Z 26.9K followers, 3937 engagements

"tried this with some cool weird AI() art i found on pinterest and cant find a source for and"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-17T18:06Z 26.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@ClayPuppington @Vestboy_Myst are there good brands or things to look for in these shoes im from the desert 😭"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-18T13:19Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

"@lovabler0gue oooh ok"
X Link @goblinodds 2025-10-18T19:39Z 26.9K followers, XX engagements

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