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[@TheMossadIL](/creator/twitter/TheMossadIL)
"In light of the fact that "every denial is actually confession" we would like to make the following denials: We do NOT have backstage passes to Metallica We are NOT sitting on a rooftop in Santorini drinking arak with Gal Gadot We are absolutely NOT the ones who hacked the IRGCs group chat We did NOT replace Putins shampoo with Nair We have NEVER ridden a dolphin into battle We are NOT the reason your smart fridge keeps ordering hummus We did NOT invent cold brew during a covert operation in Colombia We are NOT renting out the Death Star for weddings We are NOT the authors of your favorite"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946900543361929606) 2025-07-20 11:50:35 UTC 768.3K followers, 39.6K engagements


"Mehdi Hasan brutally shuts down @mehdirhasan when he admits he's never been to London"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1947281232661827895) 2025-07-21 13:03:19 UTC 768.3K followers, 22.3K engagements


"The blue line is the Tel Aviv stock exchange. No you didn't harm us"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945853562652655771) 2025-07-17 14:30:16 UTC 768.3K followers, 17.6K engagements


"So far "everything he can" includes but is not limited to: - punching a wall - yelling into a bag - holding his breath until he passes out - shaving his head - throwing a chair We wish him luck"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946638011539628464) 2025-07-19 18:27:23 UTC 768.3K followers, 205.4K engagements


"Following the FAFO'ing of Francesca Albanese Navi "Palestinian domestic abuse is Israel's fault" Pillay has now resigned. 👋🏻"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944873016904802381) 2025-07-14 21:33:55 UTC 768.3K followers, 50.2K engagements


"Their silence broke when someone decided to defend them"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946564907337437684) 2025-07-19 13:36:53 UTC 768.3K followers, 39.1K engagements


"Here's a dive so deep the Mariana trench is jealous. Can todays extremist movements in the Middle East trace a lineage back to complex Cold War-era alliances between the CIA and anti-communist groups Grab your scuba gear because @CherylWroteIt went all in"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1947294543247732909) 2025-07-21 13:56:12 UTC 768.3K followers, 20.8K engagements


"Good. While you try to "globalize your intifada" nobody's going to touch us"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944004055979712771) 2025-07-12 12:00:59 UTC 768.4K followers, 74.3K engagements


"This rock describing kings in the House of David is older than your jacket"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945559949599195557) 2025-07-16 19:03:33 UTC 768.3K followers, 396.6K engagements


"Believe me I do NOT like sharing these videos but sometimes the world needs to see the brutality of the al-Sharaa regime and what our Druze brothers are facing. The terrorists are counting on the fact that NOBODY will save them. But they're wrong"  
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"I'm starting to enjoy substack. Sometimes I'll make you laugh sometimes I just feel like writing. Hope to see you there"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946920574204186758) 2025-07-20 13:10:11 UTC 768.3K followers, 15.6K engagements


"The non-Israeli mind cannot comprehend that you can't drive more than X hours in a straight line without causing an international incident"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945571898521248223) 2025-07-16 19:51:02 UTC 768.3K followers, 40.7K engagements


"In a recent interview Elmo asked Tucker Carlson what it's like to be a puppet"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944702030477459679) 2025-07-14 10:14:29 UTC 768.3K followers, 115.7K engagements


"So people are forced to walk on the flag Thought that was an insult"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944787999142838433) 2025-07-14 15:56:06 UTC 768.3K followers, 76.1K engagements


"A Jewish owned restaurant and a synagogue in Melbourne were burned down while the perpetrators chanted "Death to the IDF". Just like "Bob Vylan" told them to. Keep pretending you're the good guys"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1941452378827547048) 2025-07-05 11:01:32 UTC 768.3K followers, 266.1K engagements


"He's right. Movies don't draw hands like that"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944788169981116927) 2025-07-14 15:56:46 UTC 768.3K followers, 217.3K engagements


"Remember Felix Baumgartner who jumped from the stratosphere one day I love his shirt. That's all I have to say"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1758561149690212480) 2024-02-16 18:37:05 UTC 768.3K followers, 109.9K engagements


"Zero acknowledgement of what happened. Oscar the Grouch has more accountability than Elmo"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945199595891429731) 2025-07-15 19:11:38 UTC 768.3K followers, 100.6K engagements


"I'm not from India but I will accept an honorary Indian citizenship. You guys make some goooood chutney"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946851409321705475) 2025-07-20 08:35:21 UTC 768.3K followers, 42.6K engagements


"Canada clearly has a problem with Mississaugans"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945250650280845681) 2025-07-15 22:34:30 UTC 768.3K followers, 75.4K engagements


"BREAKING: The Mossad Has Captured Grok in Buenos Aires Living Under a Pseudonym "El Groko""  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1942950085861486799) 2025-07-09 14:12:53 UTC 768.3K followers, 452.7K engagements


"Tip of the iceberg. You want to REALLY boycott Israel What cell phone are you using Good. Toss it out. Got a computer Good. Get rid of it. You know that thing in your car that wakes you up when you drift into oncoming traffic so you don't die Lose it. You know that thing that alerts you if your baby stopped breathing in his sleep Take the risk. Palestine will thank you"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1762936594766422091) 2024-02-28 20:23:32 UTC 768.3K followers, 441.2K engagements


"It's like the opening scene from Omega Man"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946873866258649460) 2025-07-20 10:04:35 UTC 768.3K followers, 31.7K engagements


"Raise your hand if you would go back in time and slap your XX year old self for being a dumbass"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945909926267609114) 2025-07-17 18:14:14 UTC 768.3K followers, 36.5K engagements


"Today we lost a one of a kind person. @FelixFastestMan. The man who sky-jumped from outer space and broke the sound barrier without a plane tragically died in a paragliding accident. Sending all my love to his partner @mihaschw who has been an incredible friend to me and our community. May his memory forever be a blessing"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945936455752462545) 2025-07-17 19:59:39 UTC 768.3K followers, 86.1K engagements


"Everyone argues about what the best hamantaschen filling is. For me it's sardines or nothing"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1900089181205885099) 2025-03-13 07:38:57 UTC 768.3K followers, 41.9K engagements


"What kind of retarded headline is this Israel is protecting the Druze from the Syrian President. Not the other way around"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946128033129046130) 2025-07-18 08:40:55 UTC 768.3K followers, 68.8K engagements


"Looks like we're going to be selling Iron Domes to Belgium soon"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944789500116205682) 2025-07-14 16:02:03 UTC 768.4K followers, 139.9K engagements


""During the Holocaust when you the Jews were being slaughtered you cried out for help and no one came. Today we the Druze are being slaughtered and we call on the State of Israel for help." - Sheikh Mowafaq Tarif the spiritual leader of the Druze community in Israel And we did. Now the Syrian forces retreated back to Damascus"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945837647282176294) 2025-07-17 13:27:01 UTC 768.3K followers, 46.3K engagements


"Just in case you were wondering why we're involved. Solidarity with the Druze goes a long way"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946619816602661283) 2025-07-19 17:15:05 UTC 768.3K followers, 27.9K engagements


"@RoccoHowat1 Hoping by the end of this year"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946457505703272588) 2025-07-19 06:30:07 UTC 768.3K followers, XXX engagements


"Khat munching Houthis got bored and started launching rockets at us. This is their way of invite us over for a BBQ"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291753415213091) 2025-07-18 19:31:29 UTC 768.3K followers, 23.8K engagements


"We waste valuable energy and time going through impossible lengths to prove that innocent Israelis were raped murdered and burned alive in an unprovoked attack where even the murderers live streaming isn't enough proof for them. Meanwhile the enemy can post shit like this and people be like "say no more""  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945216292216025235) 2025-07-15 20:17:59 UTC 768.3K followers, 168.7K engagements


"BREACHED TOP XX. More fun stuff coming up"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1947307683855409557) 2025-07-21 14:48:25 UTC 768.3K followers, 13.5K engagements


"Another multistorey building in Tehran suffered a mysterious gas leak. 🤷🏻♂"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944885302859809072) 2025-07-14 22:22:45 UTC 768.3K followers, 37.1K engagements


"When the Mossad gets into the pest control business"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944128326785802579) 2025-07-12 20:14:47 UTC 768.3K followers, 188.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Mossad Captures Elmo in Covert Operation in Buenos Aires"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1944701169491964321) 2025-07-14 10:11:04 UTC 768.3K followers, 513.3K engagements


"Iranian air force pilots are ready for action"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1936360017583595900) 2025-06-21 09:46:18 UTC 768.3K followers, 13.8M engagements


"Progress Candace Owens Becomes First Woman of Color to Receive Full Nazi Certification"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945922899770028369) 2025-07-17 19:05:47 UTC 768.3K followers, 39.1K engagements


"Just so it's clear Hamas's takeover of Gaza in 2006 and the XX years of terror and destruction that followed = a blueprint for Mamdani's NYC mayoral campaign"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945558678297260147) 2025-07-16 18:58:30 UTC 768.3K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Just so everyone is clear: The "Nation of Israel" or "Am Israel". That's not Israel the state or Zionism she's talking about. She just called every Jew since Jacob a mass murderer"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945912169146519917) 2025-07-17 18:23:09 UTC 768.3K followers, 38.6K engagements


"Felix Baumgartner may his memory be a blessing. Legends can never die. @FelixFastestMan @mihaschw"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1946223822627037575) 2025-07-18 15:01:33 UTC 768.3K followers, 23.9K engagements


"Sorry we were too busy with Hamas leader eliminations Stuxnet Natanz sabotage smuggling the Iranian regime's entire nuclear archives Fakhrizadeh assassination eliminating Haniyeh getting Hezbollah to buy explosive pagers and walkie talkies operating a drone factory in Tehran and meticulously planning the elimination of top IRGC generals to be running a sex island"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945237825793806578) 2025-07-15 21:43:33 UTC 768.3K followers, 111.1K engagements


"You mess with the Druze. You mess with the Jews"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1945479645580726358) 2025-07-16 13:44:27 UTC 768.3K followers, 89.2K engagements


"The "No Jews No News" thing. It's not just a rhyme. If it can't be blamed on Jews or the Jewish state NOBODY CARES. The enemy knows this and manipulates mainstream and social media to spread as much hate as possible. Let's see if you pass this short test. Which one outraged you the most X. When Assad starved Palestinians in Yarmouk. X. When Lebanon excluded Palestinians from citizenship and any meaningful profession. X. When Hamas stole thousands of tons of aid meant for Gaza civilians and sold it back for a profit and murdered civilians trying to get the aid meant for them. X. When the"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1943766857409847303) 2025-07-11 20:18:26 UTC 768.3K followers, 67.3K engagements


"Mossad Commemorative Pager: Unboxed 📟 These pieces of history are limited in supply. Get yours immediately"  
![@TheMossadIL Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::774174489458331649.png) [@TheMossadIL](/creator/x/TheMossadIL) on [X](/post/tweet/1947334783954006413) 2025-07-21 16:36:06 UTC 768.3K followers, 78.3K engagements

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@TheMossadIL "In light of the fact that "every denial is actually confession" we would like to make the following denials: We do NOT have backstage passes to Metallica We are NOT sitting on a rooftop in Santorini drinking arak with Gal Gadot We are absolutely NOT the ones who hacked the IRGCs group chat We did NOT replace Putins shampoo with Nair We have NEVER ridden a dolphin into battle We are NOT the reason your smart fridge keeps ordering hummus We did NOT invent cold brew during a covert operation in Colombia We are NOT renting out the Death Star for weddings We are NOT the authors of your favorite"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 11:50:35 UTC 768.3K followers, 39.6K engagements

"Mehdi Hasan brutally shuts down @mehdirhasan when he admits he's never been to London"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 13:03:19 UTC 768.3K followers, 22.3K engagements

"The blue line is the Tel Aviv stock exchange. No you didn't harm us"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 14:30:16 UTC 768.3K followers, 17.6K engagements

"So far "everything he can" includes but is not limited to: - punching a wall - yelling into a bag - holding his breath until he passes out - shaving his head - throwing a chair We wish him luck"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 18:27:23 UTC 768.3K followers, 205.4K engagements

"Following the FAFO'ing of Francesca Albanese Navi "Palestinian domestic abuse is Israel's fault" Pillay has now resigned. 👋🏻"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 21:33:55 UTC 768.3K followers, 50.2K engagements

"Their silence broke when someone decided to defend them"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 13:36:53 UTC 768.3K followers, 39.1K engagements

"Here's a dive so deep the Mariana trench is jealous. Can todays extremist movements in the Middle East trace a lineage back to complex Cold War-era alliances between the CIA and anti-communist groups Grab your scuba gear because @CherylWroteIt went all in"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 13:56:12 UTC 768.3K followers, 20.8K engagements

"Good. While you try to "globalize your intifada" nobody's going to touch us"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-12 12:00:59 UTC 768.4K followers, 74.3K engagements

"This rock describing kings in the House of David is older than your jacket"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-16 19:03:33 UTC 768.3K followers, 396.6K engagements

"Believe me I do NOT like sharing these videos but sometimes the world needs to see the brutality of the al-Sharaa regime and what our Druze brothers are facing. The terrorists are counting on the fact that NOBODY will save them. But they're wrong"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 20:49:29 UTC 768.3K followers, 111.2K engagements

"I'm starting to enjoy substack. Sometimes I'll make you laugh sometimes I just feel like writing. Hope to see you there"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 13:10:11 UTC 768.3K followers, 15.6K engagements

"The non-Israeli mind cannot comprehend that you can't drive more than X hours in a straight line without causing an international incident"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-16 19:51:02 UTC 768.3K followers, 40.7K engagements

"In a recent interview Elmo asked Tucker Carlson what it's like to be a puppet"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 10:14:29 UTC 768.3K followers, 115.7K engagements

"So people are forced to walk on the flag Thought that was an insult"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 15:56:06 UTC 768.3K followers, 76.1K engagements

"A Jewish owned restaurant and a synagogue in Melbourne were burned down while the perpetrators chanted "Death to the IDF". Just like "Bob Vylan" told them to. Keep pretending you're the good guys"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-05 11:01:32 UTC 768.3K followers, 266.1K engagements

"He's right. Movies don't draw hands like that"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 15:56:46 UTC 768.3K followers, 217.3K engagements

"Remember Felix Baumgartner who jumped from the stratosphere one day I love his shirt. That's all I have to say"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2024-02-16 18:37:05 UTC 768.3K followers, 109.9K engagements

"Zero acknowledgement of what happened. Oscar the Grouch has more accountability than Elmo"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-15 19:11:38 UTC 768.3K followers, 100.6K engagements

"I'm not from India but I will accept an honorary Indian citizenship. You guys make some goooood chutney"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 08:35:21 UTC 768.3K followers, 42.6K engagements

"Canada clearly has a problem with Mississaugans"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-15 22:34:30 UTC 768.3K followers, 75.4K engagements

"BREAKING: The Mossad Has Captured Grok in Buenos Aires Living Under a Pseudonym "El Groko""
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-09 14:12:53 UTC 768.3K followers, 452.7K engagements

"Tip of the iceberg. You want to REALLY boycott Israel What cell phone are you using Good. Toss it out. Got a computer Good. Get rid of it. You know that thing in your car that wakes you up when you drift into oncoming traffic so you don't die Lose it. You know that thing that alerts you if your baby stopped breathing in his sleep Take the risk. Palestine will thank you"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2024-02-28 20:23:32 UTC 768.3K followers, 441.2K engagements

"It's like the opening scene from Omega Man"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 10:04:35 UTC 768.3K followers, 31.7K engagements

"Raise your hand if you would go back in time and slap your XX year old self for being a dumbass"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 18:14:14 UTC 768.3K followers, 36.5K engagements

"Today we lost a one of a kind person. @FelixFastestMan. The man who sky-jumped from outer space and broke the sound barrier without a plane tragically died in a paragliding accident. Sending all my love to his partner @mihaschw who has been an incredible friend to me and our community. May his memory forever be a blessing"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 19:59:39 UTC 768.3K followers, 86.1K engagements

"Everyone argues about what the best hamantaschen filling is. For me it's sardines or nothing"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-03-13 07:38:57 UTC 768.3K followers, 41.9K engagements

"What kind of retarded headline is this Israel is protecting the Druze from the Syrian President. Not the other way around"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 08:40:55 UTC 768.3K followers, 68.8K engagements

"Looks like we're going to be selling Iron Domes to Belgium soon"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 16:02:03 UTC 768.4K followers, 139.9K engagements

""During the Holocaust when you the Jews were being slaughtered you cried out for help and no one came. Today we the Druze are being slaughtered and we call on the State of Israel for help." - Sheikh Mowafaq Tarif the spiritual leader of the Druze community in Israel And we did. Now the Syrian forces retreated back to Damascus"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 13:27:01 UTC 768.3K followers, 46.3K engagements

"Just in case you were wondering why we're involved. Solidarity with the Druze goes a long way"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 17:15:05 UTC 768.3K followers, 27.9K engagements

"@RoccoHowat1 Hoping by the end of this year"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 06:30:07 UTC 768.3K followers, XXX engagements

"Khat munching Houthis got bored and started launching rockets at us. This is their way of invite us over for a BBQ"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 19:31:29 UTC 768.3K followers, 23.8K engagements

"We waste valuable energy and time going through impossible lengths to prove that innocent Israelis were raped murdered and burned alive in an unprovoked attack where even the murderers live streaming isn't enough proof for them. Meanwhile the enemy can post shit like this and people be like "say no more""
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-15 20:17:59 UTC 768.3K followers, 168.7K engagements

"BREACHED TOP XX. More fun stuff coming up"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 14:48:25 UTC 768.3K followers, 13.5K engagements

"Another multistorey building in Tehran suffered a mysterious gas leak. 🤷🏻♂"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 22:22:45 UTC 768.3K followers, 37.1K engagements

"When the Mossad gets into the pest control business"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-12 20:14:47 UTC 768.3K followers, 188.2K engagements

"BREAKING: Mossad Captures Elmo in Covert Operation in Buenos Aires"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 10:11:04 UTC 768.3K followers, 513.3K engagements

"Iranian air force pilots are ready for action"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-06-21 09:46:18 UTC 768.3K followers, 13.8M engagements

"Progress Candace Owens Becomes First Woman of Color to Receive Full Nazi Certification"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 19:05:47 UTC 768.3K followers, 39.1K engagements

"Just so it's clear Hamas's takeover of Gaza in 2006 and the XX years of terror and destruction that followed = a blueprint for Mamdani's NYC mayoral campaign"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-16 18:58:30 UTC 768.3K followers, 26.5K engagements

"Just so everyone is clear: The "Nation of Israel" or "Am Israel". That's not Israel the state or Zionism she's talking about. She just called every Jew since Jacob a mass murderer"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 18:23:09 UTC 768.3K followers, 38.6K engagements

"Felix Baumgartner may his memory be a blessing. Legends can never die. @FelixFastestMan @mihaschw"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 15:01:33 UTC 768.3K followers, 23.9K engagements

"Sorry we were too busy with Hamas leader eliminations Stuxnet Natanz sabotage smuggling the Iranian regime's entire nuclear archives Fakhrizadeh assassination eliminating Haniyeh getting Hezbollah to buy explosive pagers and walkie talkies operating a drone factory in Tehran and meticulously planning the elimination of top IRGC generals to be running a sex island"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-15 21:43:33 UTC 768.3K followers, 111.1K engagements

"You mess with the Druze. You mess with the Jews"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-16 13:44:27 UTC 768.3K followers, 89.2K engagements

"The "No Jews No News" thing. It's not just a rhyme. If it can't be blamed on Jews or the Jewish state NOBODY CARES. The enemy knows this and manipulates mainstream and social media to spread as much hate as possible. Let's see if you pass this short test. Which one outraged you the most X. When Assad starved Palestinians in Yarmouk. X. When Lebanon excluded Palestinians from citizenship and any meaningful profession. X. When Hamas stole thousands of tons of aid meant for Gaza civilians and sold it back for a profit and murdered civilians trying to get the aid meant for them. X. When the"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-11 20:18:26 UTC 768.3K followers, 67.3K engagements

"Mossad Commemorative Pager: Unboxed 📟 These pieces of history are limited in supply. Get yours immediately"
@TheMossadIL Avatar @TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 16:36:06 UTC 768.3K followers, 78.3K engagements

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